l - í í i T v '? '* f f í® Í 6 Í K IN D E P E N D E N C E , OREGON, SATURDAY, T 1 8, 1 8 8 2 . S A LEM W IT AM» 111 HOB. S p o ilt P ic tu r e . T he Coiniii;: W ife. Grand J u ry of Multnomah ¡ county investigated tho m atter of The comin" husband doesn’t want ' This is the far W e s t- th c very ¡th „ j Caniug of Mr. Sirapaon 1 his coming wife to he too highly i Lce'8 surrender to Grant was a — —- • ® - ° • 1 ceremony simple enough, ¿nu will V astest West. When a boy stu d y -; h y tbe j | ossrs D uniw ay. Tha r e -! educated. “ He 1 ms written to th- .... , - . ng Geography “ back East,” was "not a true bill.” A s th e ' B r itM Standard, and complains, G o lo n S S^hurtLi , who T he W e i t r n i H l W ert. FEBRUARY he IR O A turn cat »its u|*on a nhcl. Aiut warbles swsttly t " his mate: "Oh, when tho world lias tfono to bed, 1 love to sit and mow- till late.' But while this tom cat sits and sing». W est was to us as distant as does not ju stify an assault for J",.'.tLc U.t-'sir«“ ^vV'wimt"' he'oi.^V.I " a s with General Grant, said to a p|, springs the student, mad with hate, moon, as d.m as dream and, as worifa 8poken or written, and as it; t0 learn ;n 0lder to ,nake him h.M.- | w n *fr m The C ouner-J.arnal re- He shoots that cat to fiddle strings - He also loves to mu ti late. vague as shadows seen in sleep. 11 is to be presumed that the Grand py. The only thing she needs is i <f ntl-v tlmt " h e n on the road to "Oh ! ves,” said Mrs. 11 ., as she was a region of which we had a j dul iu .w orn duty, it follows w hat she will use as the mistn.-ss of A P I ™ * « « * . .hu an surveyed with pleasure her little confused conception. We o n ly ;that t(iere was no caning at a ll— | household. O f what use will >t! ' after^rnnch'circuii.l^u’tion I parlor side-board, covered with old ku-rw that the Rocky Mountain* j The port!and preM was mistaken 11)6 *° her tJ> learn Greek or rnathe- matica, science or the tine arts, ex- !said ,t? lhi,,n as ,the sunv!“ 1^ china and decorated with higldy- were there. These mountains **» 1 The Northwest, itself, in confessing' as she" can'ntake use C flh e s e I )vould be f° r" 'al !U' d e e r e u i t . n B i u a . r y " ^ ^ '. : ^ “ ^ „'m arked last ns comprised "the West, embodied ^ fact tbe canjng Wa* evident- branches in the fam ily I Before! , 8l,l?Po s ,. 1 wanted to have a ini*»ht that I was becoming quite an ><w»£nM0is-*sE:I’! - ; fl illJfl - ■ ! } in cal arran^ .not one in need some education, but not as! tbat be would not like to s e e such a i ^ the w itty and concise form mt kne much as piogressive reformers| expregsion colmuon to the real reformers | Plctun,> Plctulu, nor was it hisgluten mil. u Ike plebei with ceremony, > : ! would have us imagine. Most of ' ^ ndnuLs Western American than the answer ~ they (1 continued for some minutes, them are spoiled for w ives because 110 . COIllmlaa Ior, so,,uv . ,0f the t»rim man of tho Sierras, ‘ ■; , . j à fflù L M iv n i f their fa . , r , ! statin«» anion" other 3 things l . , stating among t dnSs that I 01 °* U1B the n111“ ,,mu they know too much. The coming " u,on«» ,, ;T .,.„„1,1: who, when asked aisiut the charac- nice foi | h ,lsband thinks if he is to have a .those are oui_people, a n d itw o u H i r - V have a bud effect to humiliate them, ter of a neighbor, sententiously re- J w ife he should have some voice in ■ Thcy are not foreigners, but they P>“-’dJ “ H f « . I ^ know her education. I f he is to live with belong to us and we to them; mul much abont him; but my impres- ‘ her a life-time he should be perinit- hc’d make a tiist-class that : ted to prescribe what she shall study all we w ant is for them to stop |8Jon ls ; in Older to make him happy. ifi^hting». and for us all to live at stranger. W a n tc tl-.l P o e tic Maine. “ You can’t add different things Now, this is an English view of l» ?« 5 as a Un,on- . 1 .,,iade a s“ « bt together,” said an Austin school The need of more sonorous, state- the subject, and one rather new t o l“ c,'? n‘re 1,w vlf W8 uPon lv and high-sounding name for this us Americans. It presents a view ■ subject, and expressed the opinion teacher. “ If you add a sheep and 1 . . Z ! oi woman’s education we have ‘ - t In ure generations should see a cow together, it does not make countrv has long been felt by our . . .. We tbe (>nd an attempt to destroy two sheep or two cows.” A little • , ® , .. never thought or before statesmen and writers, and particu- colnlnen(1 it to our •eaders, as con - : the Union. He' answered that the ooy, the son of a Texas milkman, larly by our poets. Our em phatic taming food for thought. Would traces of the armies left evidences | held up his hand and said: ‘ That dissatisfaction w ith a name too in- it not be well to commit to coming more than sufficient. * * * After may do with sheep and cows, but | the surrender had been concluded, \ if you add a (juart of water and a ffexible and unromantic to be capa- husbands the entire direction of the ? They i ^ee retpiesteil Grant to inform him quart of milk together, it makes \e “ morn education of coining wives ble of classical adaptation or poetic permitted 'two quarts quart of milk. I've seen it ALSO, “ E N TERPRISE” P L A N E R AND M A T C H E R , STICKERSi when an h < » could then be suited, at least, and i if the terms of his letter pel ’ i i T i i i i i B Adam i i n and take with tried.” i uses could not be more strikingly could have a w ife as simple and un-1 , s Pr*vato . Jiers ¡ronouneing The mental confusion arising from !illustr|lto<1 tUau in tbo painful diii- educated as they pleased. B m w u n d I r o n ( '» H t i n g s i l i i r n i w l i e c l o n ÎSliortW About sixty number j them their private property. Grant ^ memler of tho rhetorical class having one’s notions so upset is jg cnCe w ith which oats avoid Agent for Degroat's Patent 0 :»*1® boy* h*Te “ lmn A s an illustration we have ju st G,e Te „ !.r ..*I!l! i I! a t] "t in a certain college had just finished | ^yatcr Wheel Governors of best pattern kuown. are pan - 1 all a x ; enough to make one “ w ax desperate ; it. Wo are positively ashamed to noticed that the ref’mod modesty of t,10ULî,lt n,)t- Lee «espondetl bis declamation, when the proies -M r.— , do you suppose C U nn w ith imagination.” Just tackle the put the name United States in po New York medical students ha* he so understood it, and desired t o | ^ ^ Furnitur». paradox that to us, there is no lVent. etry. There is no other national been recently severely stretched by know, as all his cavalrymen owned ,a{;elleral woutd address his soldiers Grant then very name on the globe so destitute of the presence of an honorable and their horses. i. T iaa Hartaon snnoun in the manner you spoke that For if wo travel toward tho setting promptly said he did not know inspiring capitals. There is some earnest woman-student X gan iaa daaasa in instm — at — one — of — - - ., . . . | piece?” “ Yes, sir, I do,” was the ■ un We are approaching the land thing iu “Old England” that tliun- their lectures. It is said that these tliat> bllt he would give orders to . .qf )le wag half scared to Oppottilriii music in Iudapen.b n> c that has for immemorial ages been ders with a mightli melody ; and if coming doctors resorted to the m ost! allow the™ take t “ e,r l01^ s- as death and as nervous as a cat.” \ e w Brlrkt^ady >a wall qonlitW-l as ■ tyled “ the East.” Horace G .ee ly ’s a softer name is desired it is found degrading insults in order to drive ^ iey would be n e e d e d to cu ltiv a te ; . . . , th* following tostimony tfas coining wife and physician the crops. Lee answered, ‘I thank | An exchange: makes this touch- ; ‘ klnis •> y u t -a u tha following maxim “Go West, young man,” ut in Albion, taken from the white chalk cliff’s that look across the away. E viden tly young doctors X««; >t w ill have a good effect w ith mg appeal to delinquent subsenb- B ril* ani h late T e a d ie n ’ Instuuto MANUFACTURED B Y terly fails here. er.s: "Gentlemen, we must have channel towards France. Scotia is think that their w ives do not need the people.’ Shades ani I f 4 P1®*»"4 ,®*turts aml wealth. The nights are growing This is a land of paradoxes.— full of poetic tire. Erin possesses a to study medicine. The delicate ., cy wall worthy of note. cold, and this thing of forcing a ten Here is found the first and only il sweetness and pathos not found iu and refined taste of young physi fram e, « t a Hart Leave-Taking. cent mustard plaster to do the work any other name in the world unless lustration of an eastw ardly moving cians is proverbial. It eminently g o o d , in Ibn ; Wu artiatic in a high of an all-wool undershirt is growing .people. The migration c f the peo it be Zion of the Hebrews. France, fits them for the most important cliiiirs awl l«the lingin« of »U «■ »* N ot all have learned the art of : monotonous.” Germania, Italia and Hispauia are perilous duties of their profession. .... uU clear void of Mi ples has been with thé course of leave-taking in an appropriate names which readily yield them Oils, a nm*dth# raoct rtfcmusicnl An Illinois man, with a foresight : the sun, since the Aryan, the “ inoth- selves to heroic uses; but w hat He In terview ed the Fool. manner. When you are about to kels ( asfiis utarj mom of •dnmutu er of races” first stepped out from poetic or ¡esthetic transformation . f. , l . i i i depait, do- so at ouce, gracefully An English merchant who had 1 b J coimuoBct u ^rt 9 vn 1 ’ i its Asiatic home. Slow ly as the can be discovered in the common- and now the maiden is at a loss to ® favorably of Mrs. H| au,massed considerable wealth in and P Bk4eb ’> no dallying, place compound U nited States— decide as to which county she had hit order, li ^ doubt th»t M a s .l infant crawls, across Europe to the the United States— -destitute alike the India trade, made excursions I Don’t say “ I t’s about time I was better commence proceedings in for A ulire. itir* »atUfactioB, and t< B ritis" Ules, one grand stride across of rhymical capabilities, sym m etry to Scotland, partly for his health going,” and then settle back and a breech of promise. ~>mmending her to our f the Atlantic, another across the and sweetness? It may be said and partly to see the people. He j taik on aimlessly for another ten We arc wllilliyrencoa:— Mr». J obo t>< had taken a fancy that he would . , , aged American continent, and the latest that if we cannot Latinize this minute I,ut Ion. W. A. Stark»eati n,mUtcS’ Some Pcoi,le have Jl,st one years, walked nine miles to re- civilization stands upon the sun-set name and thus invest it with classic like to he a moral philosopher; and I such -Dr. Thaiaaing, MU want a tiresome habit. They will new his subscription to a New to that end he must look undcr- we can can find find an al- ahore. B u t B erkley’s "star of em- habiliments we Cher.per thaï Hartaon ia a gnul ute -------- o-------- • .. i .-ii , . i tentative for it in America or Col- standingly into the characters of even rise, and stand about the room London paper. It is the general ! latituto conducted l«y t wire hangs still and tremulous , ,,,, . . . , .. . in various attitudes, keeping their impression among publishers that j Give us » i . , . umbia. ib is is true, and it is the the different kind of his fellows. , at San Franciacn. A 1 ov er the western verge. It moves yery ^ wc cun (lo But Wu „ever Arrived in Dundee, ou’r phnoso-j hosts als0 standing, and then bv an there are a number of subscribers This Dryer is the latest improvement in Fruit Dryers, having been ways find us 1 m . Tina H abtsos , Ind who are waiting until they are . . , . -. . , QO, T. i ,i i . .. . „ .. n o more. It has found its destina- use the first of these named without plier was seized with the fancy that , ! patented in August, 1881 . It has the largest capacity of any Fruit Dryer he would like to interview th.-!effort in gettin g as far as ninety-one years old to come In and I . . . . . . , . L, . . . , . „ . , . ition. The ocean claps its white being painfully reminded that there R e s o ln t io n s . ! solt* a4 ‘ he price, and is the most easily and economically operated of any you good« imi MI most consummate fool, and the |4ke Ha.Il, when a new thought pay for their paper .hands and shouts to the on-rollin" ;are several Americas. North Araer- „ ,.r. . . . . | on the market. The fruit travs are raised bv an elevator, operated bv a most wise and erudite man of the strikes them. T hey brighten up Lhf,, T kicm th L odok , I n W hat is the connection between w aves of humanity: “Thus far s h a ll! !ca' yputli America. Gentra1 Amer . niik .PXSDXNCK, Fell , h ica, British Am erica— and, before inhabitants; and he applied to an visibly and stand for some minutes | heresy and immorality?” asks th i 1«ier at the botton'. and can bo put in or taken out without loss of the «UEAS, Whila in the j alhou go and no farther and here the A laska purchase, there was a aforetime correspondent, who had longer, saying nothing of import- i Chicago Times. The following ex- heated alr’ am1 w,tllout e5tPos"'S tlic frlid to a cold draft. It has also a P O H T t k o n s of lif» D «ath 11!i' shall thy proud waves bo stayed.” Russian A m erica; and that the been born and reared in the town, ance, but keeping every one ¡n a ' ample is given by the Umnmem.il , feature uot P088e88ed b-v an-v otber dr.'er- to’wlt: 11 has reflectors at the dst, our boloved br'-tl Advertiser: ‘Tmmorality is steal- bottom that throw the fresh air on to the furnace, thus heating the air bo After ^ ^ advertiser: The Last billow of a tide that stolid Esquimaux of I-aibanlor, the to furnish him the means of grati restless nervous state in the full vigor of lif fication. i . . . , . . i ing a ham, and heresy is believing f°re it goe3 to the fruit. This is a very important feature. These dryers ■ tarted on its course ages ago from naked natives of the Musquito unite of » bright future Certainly,” said the friend, 1 1 i - ,nP 3 B v.i\e tbat tbe ham, and not the man will will be built only on orders, and orders should be seut iu early, in order to A sia .is maet b y another tid e - a ls o ’coast, al,d the Patagonians have an ire be it , . . J . , icqual property in the name with , v) ”ue 1' " 0, men m my nunn taking begins, and everybody in be fried.” j insure their being filled. Ittd , T h*t l l the deutl irom A sia— com ing from an °Ppo- oulael vea. Besides, this name i s a ! tlie acknowledged fool of Dundee, general and in particular is invited j n Arkansas, when a couple of \ Tlie dD'e‘’ can be seen at Mr. Paul Hiltebraml’s on Luckiamute, or nt Triumph Lodge has lea man site direction. The Caucasian and j perpetuation of the historical inj us- and our besfc and wisest wisest nmn. 1 to call. \ cry likely a last th o u gh t' ten-year-old boys are not at home Robert McLaughlin’s, H miles north of Buena Vista. W e guarantee sat (O'"'” ? member, h i . paren Alls Mongolian, after ages of sopa-1 tiee which gives to Amerigo the will take you to the fool first.” d our community a mu And he introduced the philoso strikes the departing visitor which | for supper, their mother looks | ¡«faction to any one who will purchase a dryer. Orders can l>e sent to the ration, have m et again face to fuce,! honor that really belongs to the pher to a worn, and tattered, and his friend must risk a cold to hear doubled and observes: “ Now, undersigned at Independence, Polk County, Oregon. I indulge in no 1-2S Front st™«, “ " j L i , ; ng young roan. Columbia is far and U * disciples of C hrist and 8reat Colu,obus n ”' .....f* ' Ic«f, That in token of better. Indeed, it would be entire drunken “caddy,” or street porter to the end. W hat a relief when | dl.en ; If theyTe'out^obbin'g trains am willing» for all to see and examine for themselves. POBTtltit memory of our deooa Confuctmis are intermingled. ly satisfactory if we could only — a man who did the work of a tlm loor is finally.closed ! T lu rc jagain> r u take the hidc oflA0 them ! IwMziniEitc«, Oregon, January 26 , 1882 K . C O X . •dge be draped in m As we are the farthest West, wo ! monopolize it. It embodies the “ iul°; calied "Dundee Jock,” in- is no disguising the fact that they when they come home A. r. A I! SISTROfiO. ime. a re the farthest ahead. There is name and fame of the great d is-! fo ,," lng 4>u> latter-named that the are truly glad he has at last gone. j. a . wesco .. That the Lodge I X C O R P O l t A T E D I N 1 H ( M , An advertisement reads thus:— well in s ta te ly ! Sen“ eman 'vwai:'-‘ 40 converse with i»o royal road to civilization. It is .cuverer, and sounds _ hy and condolence tc Don’t do that w ay. .Make your “ Wanted — A young man to be ■ grow th, a toil; a tumultuos b attle., P°ctry- Hut there aie too many , , y „ . . t, En"lishman kir <1 . « B . o»’"'** «an d family ,® . * , t. . Columbia« in the Western hernia- . * M ' Ungl simian k iU - leave-taking generally short. There partly out-door and partly behind Pt MtHifil th * of the dc .Stmlcnts admitted on That JpC*e TCI Jt is a race, un hasting, u n rest-! . ^ nit us tt „irt;cia, propri. | >)’ . a" d c o a x .n g ly ; "I wish to ask is no need of being offensively ab- the counter.” “ What will be the examination « « « n t Qn th# aI1d c la g . E very conflict, every an- j etoMhip in the title, and. of late >;oa a f cW Bible questions, and if ,.u t but wbcn are reii(lv ^ result when the door slams?” i t .., . •( parenta of the decease guish, every disgrace, every wrath, years, we have a'most ceased to use ' " l 1. w ! answel them properly, I _ Bailie McScrew (to Smith, who , Hi for publicaiio every defeat, every triumph; Ther- it except for the designation of n u -! K n i.^ . „ Ve 8 lni>a— llve ° is on a short visit to the North) :— SCHOLARSHIP, Buró» » J. 8. Odtopyi:, TELEGRAPHY, Compì«'» “A n ’ what are ye daen’ to-morrow W. P. COSNAU The custom of shaving the beard mopylae or Runieymude, or A P P °-: h ¡b it» “ aud^bll"de- i hi* f 'o w sy head, WRITING, per iM » t b J. N. VoiKs, n w tto x .o f Crom well or John Ham- |gir^ to porpatuate tbe mcmol-y of and grinned, and bade the gentle- was enforced by Alexander of Mace - nicht, Mester Sm ethi” Smith: “To don, not for the sake of fashion, morrow? Oh! nothing in particu- den, or Jack Code, the dead Lee or i ¿be Genoese navigator who first: n>ai?.r‘?.',a ' . lar. I ’vc no engagement.” Bailie: | I H O B T B 1T N PEN-WORK of «11 • a i (lie livin g Grant, Homer or M ilton;' taught the world how to make an I > ell, now tell mo who but for practical ends. He knew ‘And the next nicht?” Smith: “ Ah! manner at reasonable n » “ College Journal,” that the soldiers of India, when each of these is a factor, which ! egg stand on i u end. The name J « S o n ” 1 and cuta of Ornameuttl W- for job work ree they encountered iheir foes, had the on Friday I ’vo promised to dine CAPITAL, Pllifl up ill U. S. Gold Coill, $300,000.00 •liuiinatcd, tho result would Americans was fastened on us d u r-. , ^ ,;t b , y vo_• Bailie:— ! r in y -v »ctctrtrmi habit of grasping them by the w ith the B row n s— A.P.«1 that’s a petty! A w w a sg au n ’t '- “ IN A S fS L T S , D e c e m b e r 3 1 , 1 SSO . toC-Lea and Smith were 1 I beard, and so he ordered his so l-, “Man, , »»rx 042.841.00 different from what it m. Oregon ¡t b)3camo nec, . ss/ ry to d ~ S g ., ^ I QlloV fra ....... A_______ •» _ -- m profaaaioual busint toku ^er denner w ‘ us Income for 18N0, « the latest development, the high- n a U . the in tr e p 1(1 colonists with a ' cs— you are right. Now t e ll! hers to shave. Afterwards shaving a.u£ -J,c 340.041.00 , r ! cheerfully « « printin g dona at I temi was practised in tho Macedonian ' — 1 ’ ’ ^ r-......- a place __ v-;.. ! me— who Goliath , ? e«t rung in the ladder, the top-most title that could have in hi----, .. w - l slew . mon« "I th, . tyle. Order. Uken blossom ujion a tree that is rooted to iy — and it will probably stick to; Da v ; j himscr” ’ * C° ' ° " fl° but army, and then among Greek citi- | s ouie of our educational journals - L° SSeS» l)ai(l »illCC Organization, 1,035,202.84 ! I perienced strong, whom I zens. The Romans imitated the J 1 n „ i Ttachcr «Bd ia the soil of the immemorial ages. ll* f ° rover I f ° r we arii not only the |[nonl poweriui nouv of Am eucans! And so tho philosopher went on, Greeks in the practice, as they did C" 1®,8e ° 101 Journals on account R e i n s u r a n c e R e s e r v e , 174,989.60 P ortland , Ansnst ».isii' W e may not be as open as tho Boh- ! n ^ L wid^'w-'oetern w i T h l . t we an<1 il. waa. n.ot in his I*0" ’0'' P»-’ ! !n 'na"-v lU\nZ*. and spread it of their wanJ f ¡finality. They | L o 8 s e s p a i(j j 0 ’ ton buJ, but when w e do expand 1 &re a conglomerate En«^li»h-speak- P °unJ a Kible question which the into the other Luropean nations arc accused of hiring a pair of scis- j v ic g u n , 200,000.00 ‘ ) j. K. COOrKB w e’ll driuk the clouds for duw, and ing people for whom Tt would be j *,>o1 cu“ l‘ l not answer. The secret y et haibaric. In the middle ages, sors in placeof an editor, but the fact --------o~____ be the nearest heaven. And shall difficult to find a different name.— .w a?’ that fr°'n b “ infancy Jock ¡at the time o f the Renaissance, is a pair of scissors in the hands of T h i s l e a d i n g ata H „ „ „ i fu jr d»; w e the “heir of all the ages” have »till, we cannot avoid w ishing that liad P ~ d t ,c « ’ b!o ^ " ‘ b shavin8 ,a '"-’d. though class- a man of brains will write better ! , *** c o m p a n y o ffe rs s u p e r io r gtoet r -j ju to i . . . liv a ’ ry J T “ * “*» “ » . f e " ^ J ^ S S S l Z l i ' “ * ,» » in the | » .« .H o t o d .r n .i t , . e . i . n , also » brand w ho has not moved for a thousand law u „ ! and „ ,i diplotnacv and invent an „ „ ' but ho got others to read for him ism. The heard was a source of bands ,d a bra>nh'ss one. If no A, _, a 8® b y f i r e , b e i n g s o l i d i n a s s e t s , c o n s e r v a - ; v — '**'''* vw ■ «««««i. > w t m «iw a sum-ce ui — ,,v . years ? Can the sediment of thn I exclusive and more individual name ,n t!'1e ®n,' th1e ««’nt.lcman was trouble to Peter the Great, who ¡originality is present, its ghost, « “ m a n a g e m e n t, m o d e ra te in r a te s a n d p r o m p t a n d rentune* “become cream, or the for holiday and r>oetic o ccasio n s.- *° we s*i"stK'd w ’ th J o c k s , an; «niulUneously with the introduc- 'only, can be called up by all the b b e r a l i n t h e a d j u s t m e n t a n d p a y m e n t o f los» « « lees of the wine of human life * . lo u U J te ju J ica n . ■ 8Wers ^ at 1,8 «ave hl,n' ,nst8ad of '!1,n " f bla reforms into Rus- necromancy within the power of a P a y m e n t o f io s .e s . ,, na Wlne 01 numan , , , e i l ________„ live shillings— tun— assuring h im , sia, tried to induce his people to J .; , . 1 ____ _____ ■ parkle like the foain of the mant- _____ _ . .. . .. . that he was worthy of them. imitate the shaving nations. This l < d t * 1 L IV E B Y I S ince the assassination of Presi ling cup?” But poor Jock shook his head — innovation was resisted by his sub- Mr. Talmage thinks that success dent Garfield and the sentence of R« did not feel that he had earned ject.s with the utmost persistence, in life comes from stick-at-itivenesa i Policy Holdewin M * dep°*ited in Dregon for the further security of So Gregor is "the W est" and the beat. And it cornea to pas, that ®uiUsau * ^ h an ged ,it is strange ten shilling»,, aud hence, he was un- ami they preferred to p a y a heavy Among theblunders he S rm v iw .., o . , ^ daho. ‘ nc enumerates e n u m é r a le s ! Si feiitiro *« n T “ > l!? * 0” fine rather than suffer disfigure- ■ the follow ing: Consenting to be MeCrakeu, of McCraken V r th* 1 .» ..t 1 :1 . • .„ „1 ,,,: _ t that nothing should have m illed ab*e to tako them, B«wi», of Allen A Lewis; J. I I í D E r E N D E l í d « * t i e latest link in the evolution of 1 "Hut ” said he "if vnn xxill meut, as they believed, of the ini- either a ton ounger or a bore. The 'Bankers, Ladd & Tilton ' ° ’ * »Vasserman, of Wasserman A Co.; the equanim ity of Portland except 15 **w nc: 11 >0” Wl11 an U»-n has— web-feet. , . . „ , . . . swer me a question wo can settle it. age of God. To the Russians of greatest affliction of all is a speak- a champion prize tight in Missis - - ' n s st cu® *'« I will ask ve only ane, and it shall j olden times the beard was a symbol ing bore, who takes the floor in all ^ T he usual biennial political hub- «ippi. Our real estate boom held tie a« simple as simple can be. If of liberty. I*» several countries of meetings, and must sjieak or burst, D b b u ««°'.L - S T 0 R Y ’ Mana^ r Oregon B ra n ch and »t lower pries# ,lh » a*,4 W. B. BUSH, Special Agent. a rt. hub has begun. The availability it* diminished head in very shame y c answer it I shall not take your Western Europe and in the United j Another blunder consists in A ccom m odating C l — being being I H. J. FERGUSON, Agent, Dallas. Specialty. of candidates is discussed pretty ;of iu insignficance s t the excite- money hut if you canna an- States, the beard was restored to discouraged at bad treatment from; double it, and gio honor only about tw enty years ago, others. Another is found in exces- j , freely, anil there promises lie a ment produced by two professional s 'vt’J’ 11 Ye s HORSES i, i , . . . . • me tw a n ty sh illin . 1 but even yet a majority of men re- ¡sive amusement. Too much devo- (»roat than*?« tn make monev. S»tUfAction P» linrl*- lively contest for the offices, It is ffghtcr* «lugging each other for a ¡SLLLPIAfttà ph'lusophcr assented. “Go s;>ect the custom introduced by tion to amusements is ruinous as Th.-w who Always take a J taii desirable that both parties put up pv taire of the goo»l chance* for Whether this be the fault o n ,’ he said. "Put your question. Alexander the Great. 'w ell as the formation of w r » V ^ g .ri. _ n „ wZ"— —raakfnjr money lhat »re offernJ, Julr ÇT good and competent men, and then, ¡of our modern civilization, or an and I will answer *hl>* «»>— "fi" Jo n~¡ P 7 ,ar< . . . ----------------------- j kind of domestic relations. The I I »STRLVSW i>r ^ Ru? te> I,,,. l>i«nr mrá ¿ m um In We «eut although it mav he death to the de rum. , . . - . outgrowtli of advanced ivsthetics ’ ll' “T — Xe *S|< me who was Queen Victoria docs not approve greatest of all blunders is in at- r c , t to ih ,b“r* mnd l',rh work for ne » ,.) k J U .hr,lr .°wn '«-»jH *». An» "i>. een do the W» «»*,1 4 4 , CM s(>eci for the Dannie a U , haoe that we are not prepared to say, but it is Dsvid » faitlier. an 1 tell d y e . Noo, of carpets. Probably her premia- tempting to cuter life without en- l» v n ïïî!' ! , h* 9r** ” * rt The hmdneee «¡II ros. Mer *“ *"*»• Z Z t Z Z , evident that there is iom ething, U' " ° Z ~ 7 ^ ’ h ! !" ? ^ ^ 1 a w ay of cmning thus,asm and enterprise. There is No »ne who engAfee fail to heaertiM. >i'"- TT work n^ i°» it _N‘»u can devote yonr whole I everywhere to wore ____ ^ a «. «»_ „ w ; • “ * * " > < - * s*^--t he philoaonhor into tho be.st parlor with his muddy a work for each one to do which no W* * • BOLM eh . work in »U*r« »'««• ^ ^ ram»(»,iM and m uunkeroua p er-, ra,licslly wrong vuncwhere. Stand- pa,d the tw enty shillings; and he l«>,ts on. covering the ctrj carnet i01 ini( the et with lone else can do as well, or can do f ATT o r n x y aid OOCK8ELOR at » er j S m ■ uuaiituw. iftn l, ‘ did not interview the wise man. * Mnmo.__________ w ! o S rk. v t No s « í ^h f«x)t i»f IVinco ut U ah? 8 . 1 f* »r US, ___ 4 T-LJ AW — ■ Sslen Subscribe for Taz P ol * Cm trrr ! iTTWIttl. 1 ha . sm H j fi grizzley liears grow ling from the edges at the sea-surges below them. "Tha West” was alw ays in after years associated with these ideas. The impression was ndt corrected, until, one morning, we found our self across the Rockies, and stretch ing before us a - untry large enough for an empire. I t is now a perpetual suprise that the Rocky Mountains are East of us. We cannot get over it. It is as if a man should wake and lind sun-rise on the wrong side of the house. It is said that there are more crazy persons and more suicides on this coast than any where else in the world. W e don't'wonder at it. night-mare. W'e are glad that the Grand Ju ry have corrected the er- ronous impression abroad. It i s , * ,i i> .1 i now in order for the Portland press . . . to m a k e the proper correction, for the Grand J u ry have said they were mistaken ; and the Grand Ju ry are “honorable men.” STEAM ENGINES, MILL MACHINERIES^“ THRESHERS, PUMPS, ETC., j i CHAMPION P U T DRYER j ’S SJSt At Independence, Polk County, Ogn. Thomas schotioii, ninety- j S O l^ " E R IG H T F O R P O L K & B E M T O N G G U r iT IE S . HOME MUTUAL J^ck b<,l,^d FIRE INSURANCE COMPANY. J r ; C00PE3 J ; STAÍ1' GOLD,; BEST