A Perfect Baking Powder. The constantly growing' demand for Dr. Price's Cream Eaking Powder, the standard cream tartar powder for forty years, is due to two causes. FIRST: The extreme care exercised by the manu facturers to make it perfectly pure, uniform in quality, and, a of highest raising power. SECOND: The recent investigations exposing the fact that certain other brands of baking powder contain Ammonia and still others that were found to contain alum. These unscrupulous manufacturers are being found out, And the consumers are giving them a wide birth. Nothing is left to chance in the manufacture of Dr. Price's Cream Baking Powder. Chemists are employed fo test every ingredient as to purity and strength. Hence; its marvelous purity and uniformity. Each can is like every other. It never dissapoints. BEST is ALWAYS the CHEAPEST. Dr. Price's Cream Baking Powder is re ported by all authorities as free from Ammonia, Alum, or any other adulterant. In fact, the purity of this ideal powder has never been questioned. The Dominant Itace in Stlierta. It "was a bad day for eastern Siberia when tho Yakouts were crowded up to the Lena by the victorious Tungu&i, for they in turn dispossessed the weaker tribes which they found in possession of the country, and established themselves as far eastward as the Kolyma river, on tho frontier of Tchuktchi, the most eastern tribe of Asia, wlioso ultimate boundary is tho Arctic ocean and Bch ring sea. Tho Yakouts. or Jakuts, have always possessed a higher civilization than is found elsewhere in the same lat itude, except in Iceland, Finland and Norway; and by their superior intelli gence and force of character they have stamped their impress upon all with whom they have come in contact. Theirs is the dominant language from the basin of the Lena to tho extreme eastern coast of Siberia. All the Tun gusi speak Jakut. Russian is scarcely known in two-thirds of its Asiatic pos sessions. For centuries the Jakuts have been the common carriers for all the peoples with whom they have- had com mercial intercourse. "Without the Jakut and his horse," says Middendorf, J. . l-.-A 1 xne eminent niuunwisi aim oiocrian ex plorer, "tho Russians would never have been able to penetrate to the sea of Ochotsk, and from thence to the Aleutian chain; but for him they never would have settled on the Kalyina. nor have opened commercial intercourse with the Tchuktchi and the eastern Es i quimaux. Hefore the possession of the Amoor had opened a new road to com merce (1640) thousands of pack horses used annually to go to Ochotsk." Charles Hallock in Now England Maga zine. A Familiar IJxperlence. glimpse of a boy making a whistle. I wonder how many of rny readers re member the willow whistles they have made? Perchance you recollect how well big brothers or visiting cousins could uiako them. You can call to mind the old willow tree by the gate, and the square topied post on which you sat, while tho good natured boy was astride tho fence, and cut. whittled and twirled tho bit of wood until a sharp, clear noto nssurcdyou that your treasure was completed. Then you slid the looso green bark oft and on so often that by and by it cracked and wouldn't 6tay put. Yon set to work to make one your self, for it looked so easy, and you gashed the big kitchen knife into tho stick selected and tried to peel off the "rind." It always came off in two or more pieces and your Angers slid along tho white wood, slippery with the sap. Then you gave up and teased some one to make you another. It's tho same old story the same old restless, frolic somo childhood that those who lived in the country can call to mind with half a smile and a little longing. To ronto Globe. A Big Urmia. The brain of the maniac homicide. Daley, who killed J. G. C. Kennedy aoroo years ago, and who committed sui cide at St. Elizabeth's a few days since, has been examined. It was found to weigh fifty-nino and a quarter ounces, thirteen or fourteen ounces more than thoaverago weight of a man's brain. It was to all appearances in good order, and exhibited no symptoms of diseaso or malformation, so far as could bo told, though a microscopical examination may show some. If an expert should be shown Daley's brain, and not know any thing about tho man, ho would probably regard it as tho brain of a very intelli- gen-man. Washington Post. To Slaughter tha Sparrowi. It stated that corn meal mixed with trong brine or moistened with salt, dried, i . t. ... th. Harrows, is as sure m electricity, therefore ' - I... I. Tll.ll. .t.lr.1.1. cord. TORTURING LIVE POULTRY. I It True That I-'iiitN Are Shipped In CrntcH That Destroy Health anil I.liV? The pains and brutal treatment of live cattlo en route from the west to New York have often leen the subject of com ment anil even of legislation, hut tho friend of live poultry has yet to be heard from. The counlry dealer in livo poultry packs (there is no word that bet ter describes the thing done) his geese, ducks, chickens, etc., in crates of the smallest possiblo height that he can get the fowls into, aud each crate is packed until the fowls are as close to each other as dead sardines are in their boxes. Then the crates are stowed in two rows from ten to twelve feet high on a flat car or in an open cattlo car. and away they go. When the car reaches tho New York terminus it is drilled about on the switches, and finally, after no one knows how many hours of misery on the cars, tho fowls are placed on trucks and driven to tho consignees at the markets. There the dead are taken from the crates and the living during that day or tho next go to tho retailers, it is not until after three or four days in that vile prison that the fowl is relieved from its torture by death. That they suffer real torturo is evi dent on a moment's consideration, it is a pity that the shipK.rs could not bo made to realize what tho torturo is by packing them shoulder to shoulder, in crates so low that their heads must be kept forward, and their chins on their breasts continually; or, to approximate tho condition of the fowls accurately, they should he obliged to stand with their backs bent at an anglo of 30 degs. People who have tried to sleep with their legs curled up in a railroad seat, and have woke up with tho cramp, wish ing they could straighten out for just one minute, may form a slight idea of what the fowls suffer during a three days' confinement in a coop. Tho fact that a definite per cent., tol erably well known among poultry deal ers, of the fowls die from their suffer ing is also conclusive evidence that the suffering is great. Further than that, they aro kept for a long timo without water to drink, while tho lower crates in tho stocks on the cars become intolerably offensive from tho drippings from tho upper tiers. There does not seem to bo any ade quate remedy for this condition of af fairs. The shippers have calculated the losses from death and find that tho losses are less than what tho increased cost of freight would bo were fowls shipped in crates higji enough to allow them head room. That tho fowl gets tho headache and becomes feverish is n fact of no con sequence to the shipper, because it does not diminish his profit In many markets in the city one can see signs saying that fowls will bo killed to order. Tho buyer has an idea that ho can thero get fowls in better condition than when he buys tho country killed fowls. Very likely ho can in some well managed shops, whoso proprietors tako pains to turn their fowls out in a clean yard to recuperate, but it is almost enough to givo a person tho typhoid fover to eat a fowl killed out of one of tho miserable crates they must travel in when coming to Now York. If any ono thinks this is overdrawn let him watch a truck load of crates as it arrives at one of tho markets somo morning. New York Sun. Automatic fcnu Holler. An ingenious littlo device has just ap peared which will put an end to one, at least, of the troubles by which the soul of tho housewife is vexed. This consists of tho automatic boiler, a littlo clock which will stand on tho range, with its face divided into four spaces of a minute each. Setting tho joiuter ut tho minute or fraction which is required, tho eggs, contained in a wire basket suspended from a lever connected with tho clock, remain in the boiling water tho required length of timo, when a ratchet is uu latched and tho wire basket U lifted out of tho water. Exchange. An Englishman has bought the con tents of tho royal cutlu or Nnremberg, containing tho moat complete collection of Instrument of torture e xlant. THROUGH DARKNESS TO DAWN. A day will span the llfo of roan. The sunrise m hts birth, And soon, oh soon the .sunset comas And he returns to earth. Ills little liny flows swiftly by And evening comes at last The day Is sinking lower yet His day of strength is past And tn the eventide of life. Before the Mm lias set. The golden clouds of glory com. Before the night of death. The tide of life It ebbing fast. The crimson clouds nro gone But on the other side of death There breaks another dawn. The brilliance of his noontide life, Tho glory of his duy, Tho brightly (laming' golden cloud Of sunset fndo aay But beyond the veil of death. Beyond tho mystic night. That brighter sunrise waits hun Yet, In melody and light. When man has entered on his night. His sun of glory set Then s Iftly rends tlio mystic mantle In the halls of death. The soul has burst the chrysalis Tho night forever gone The sunburst of eternity breaks In tlio golden dnwn! Louis S. Ainonoti in 1'hiladelphla Ledger. a mmctIyk "story. Ono day, as 1 returned to police head quarters, after having put in several hours on a till tapping case, I found a queer looking old man awaiting me. Ho was, I should say, at least 55. Ho wore a reddish wig, shaved clean, was very precise about, his clothing, and was eccentric in speech and action. As he met mc, ho said: "Dem it, sir, but you should havo more manners than to keep mo cooling my heels around it place like this!" "But I didn't know you were here." "It was your business to kuowl Dem it, sir. I am put out with you, sirl" "Well, I am here, and now what can I do for you:" "Resign vour place hero at once!" "What?"" "Can't you understand tho English language? Resign, sir." "For what reason?" "That you may engage with mo." Ho handed mc his card, and I saw that his name was Ronald Terry. After a bit he informed me that he was an old bach elor, with plenty of cash, and that ho had a scheme on hand which he wished to work out. Ho offered to engage ma for two years at four times tho 6alary I was then receiving, but would not tell me what the work was. After two or three interviews with him and after as certaining from trustworthy men that ho was what ho represented himself, I closed with his offer. Tho day I entered upon his service he said to me: "You have been in most of tho largo cities of tlio United States. Did you ever happen to notice a situation liko this: A street about fifty feet wide run ning off a business street nt an angle, but only two blocks long before it ended at a bluff? This short street is built up with brick houses. On the first corner on tho right is a drug stone. Tho inter secting street is hardly wider than an alley and is not paved." "I think you will find something very like it in almost any city, excepting tho bluff. It is not unusual for streets to como in that way." "But tho bluff. If the short street does not end at a bluff our search will bo useless." "Wo shall have to go from town to town until wo find it." "Exactly, and we start to-morrow. Be at my hotel at 8 o'clock in tho morn ing. I shall lay out our route, and when ever wo arrive in a city you will do the searching. That's what I have hired you for." From the foregoing you will bo pre pared to believe that 1 thought him "light in tho head," as tho expression goes, if no worse. However, as ho had tho money and was his own master, and as ho was paying mo a big salary, it was not my business to find fault. I soon discovered that he had his own peculiar ideas in the most trifling matters. For instance, I was not to know him when on the train. I must, if possible, tako tho front end of thu car, while ho took the rear. At the hotel I must, if such an arrangement were possible, sleep on tho floor abovo him. Any business between us must bo done as formally as if wo had never met. At our first stopping place ho planned to stay just so many days. I was to cover only so much of tho city per day. A queer duck you will think him, but I couldn't record tho tenth of his strange doings and sayings. Wo went directly to Portland, Me., to begin our search, and although I could havo covered tho city in two days he planned that we should stay sixteen. Therefore, after the first two days, I had nothing to do but loaf around. On tlio seventh day ho sent his card to my room with a request that I call upon him on a matter of business, aud when I entered he asked: "Well, what progress in your search?" "I can find no such street here, sir." "Very well: I givo you nine more days In which to make sure." I spent tho 'nine days in fishing and sailing, and wo went from Portland to Augusta. Wo put in six days there, and then went to Montgomery, VL We took each state in rotation, visiting every city abovo 10,000 population in each state, and by the time wo wero through with tho state of New York tho first year was up. i.very nay tounu air. Terry tho 6amo queer, quaint specimen of humanity. Tho same formality was observed, and once, in a railroad smash up, when I ventured to address him to inquire if ho had been hurt, ho looked at mo. with a cold stare and replied: "Dem it, sir, you must havo mistaken mo for somo ono else!" Wo wero well along in the second year, and wero in Wilmington, Del,, when I met an old friend from tlio west and told him what a wildgooso chaso I was on. He looked at tho diagram for a few minutes and then said: "You'll btriko this in Cincinnati. I' could guide you to the exact spot." lie went fishing into his baggage and found an old map of Cincinnati, and In five minutes we had located tho spot. I sent my card up to M- Terry, nad fol lowed it to inform him of my discovery, but ho sat down on mo with: "Dem it, man, if you uro tired of my ways and wages, you can quit! I told you at tho outset that 1 should run this thing tnyself!" And to provo that ho meant to, he planned a route which did not permit us to reach Cincinnati for nearly four mouths. Ho gave me to understand, on arriving there, that wo should remain thirty-ono days; and, although I could havo found "B" street in an hour, I knew Mr. Terry too well to object to his plans. On tho second day I went over tho street. It was ancient and rather queer, but no more so than many oth ers. It was tenanted by a poor but re spectable class of people. Naturally enough, I had always had a great curiosity to know why my queer employer wanted to find this street, and so, day in and day out, I pursued my in vestigations. 1 asked every resident for information of Terry, but no ono had ever heard of him. Tho last houso on tho left hand side was chock up against tho bluff. One standing on tho high hill, of which Cincinnati has so many, could have dropped a stone down upon tho roof of this house.whieh was old and un tenanted. 1 inspected it outside and in, aud saw from its condition that it had been unoccupied for years. It was a frame, and the floors were about gone, the plastering all off, and tho doors and much of tho partitions had been carried away for fuel. It struck mo that this old houso held the key to tho mystery, but though 1 searched high and low I could find nothing. On tho morning of the thirty-first day Mr. Terry bent for mo and inquired if I had found the street. This was tho only timo he had spoken to me since our ar rival. I replied that I had, and ho then said: "You will go to your room, lock your self in, and remain until I send for you." I did nothing of tho kind. I skipped out, reached "B" street, posted myself in the hallway of a tenement, and an hour later saw Mr. Terry appear. Ilo went straight to the old house, was in sido for half an hour, aud then came out with a package in his hand. 1 took it to be a package of papers wrapped in oil skin. Ilo walked off without a glanco to tho right or left, aud 1 look a short cut and reached the hotel first. After dinner ho sent for me aud said: "Our search is ended. You have been faithful and sensible. Hero is tho bal ance of your salary for the second year, aud hero is $1,000 extra. Good-by, sir." "But won't you enlighten" "Dem it, sir. good-by," he interrupted, and 1 picked up my money and went, and to this ihiy havo never got at tho bottom facts. New York Sun. Mine. 1'uttl'n Tresses Create a Furor. Mine. Patti's sudden transformation from brunette to blondo may bo taken as an indication of tho coming hair dressing fashions. Dark hair has been declared impossible by the Messrs. Toupet, who arrange the modes of the season's coif fures, and it therefore behooves all who aro possessed of dark tresses and desire to be "in the fashion" to follow Mmo. Patti's example and convert themselves without further delay into possession of fair hair. Natural blondes will have the advantage, so far as expense and com fort arc concerned; but in tho matter of appearance they will bo no hotter off than those who havo changed color to suit the requirements of the hour, for wig making has been brought to such perfection as to defy the closest inspec tion. Consequently artificial hair will bo very much adopted this season, and if wo desire to follow in the train of the exnctinggoddessof fashion wo shall have to submit to the uncomfortable, unpleas ant nnd unnatural arrangement of load ing our heads with other people's hair. London Lady's Pictorial. Namlus Navy Vessels. The naming of vessels of the navy is regulated by law. Vessels of tho first class aro required to be named after 6tates, those of the second after rivers, thoso of the third after tho principal cities and towns, nnd thoso of tho fourth as the president may direct. Tho law is not always observed as closely as it ought to be, but in tho main it governs naval nomenclature today. Tho first act Rear ing on this subject was passed in 18IO, and was subsequently amended by that of 1858, to bring it in harmony with the changes wrought by steam navigation. Boston Traiibcript. ( A Veteran's Children nt' Prayer. A veteran of the late war died not long ago from tho effects of his army experience, leaving two children, ono of them a boy in his infancy. This little fellow, tho other day, wanted to play prayer meeting, and opened the some by beginning, "Our Father, who fought la heaven." "That Isn't right," said his sister. "Yes it is." persisted the young prattler: " 't any rate, that's what they say in Sunday school." It was evident that tho child had u confused idea in his mind as to the father who fought on earth and the "Father which art In heaven." Boston Transcript. j i Human Hair Market. Tho largest supply of human hair comes from Switzerland and Germany, and especially from tho French prov inces. Tho country fairs are attended by agents of merchants In Loudon, Paris and Vienna. Only at Intervals, How ever, Is a prize like a perfect suit of golden hair obtained; and it is said that thero aro orders ahead in the shops of Paris and Loudon for all tho golden hair that can be obtained in the next five years. When a stock of hair is collected by agents it is assorted, wusiied and cleaned. Then each hair is drawn through the eye of a needle and olished. Once a Week. A rretty Klectrlcal Kiperlmcnt. Mako a room quite dark, then take an ordinary feather duster and dust any gilt picture framo you may have, applying tho brush quickly, when littlo spark of electricity as brilliant as diamonds will fly off the framo, sometimes as far as three inches from the corners. Good Housekeeping. i STEELE MACK AYE'S TABLE. tte nail Some Difficulty In Getting- the Aged Carpenter to Make It. Steele Mockaye, tho dramatist, can tell a good story as well as write a good piny. At Wormley's he was relating somo of his experiences In tho littlo village of Concord, N. C, whure ho spent some time. "I wanted a table mnile," he began, "and was directed to the village carpenter. Ho was an aged man, and when I flnnlly found him he was leisurely engaged In the manufacture of a colllu. It looked as If ho had been at work upon the coffin for a week. I asked him if ho could mnke mo a table. He 'allowed' that ho could when he 'got at it.' 'And when will you Ret at it?' I asked. Suddenly ho parried my direct question with another, 'What kind of a tahludn you w.int?' ho asked me, with the air of a man who has got tho enemy cor nered. "I described the table, and the old man again fell into deep thought. At lost, when I showed sotnu impatience, ho told mo to come again next week. "A week later I reminded him about my table. Yes.hu remembered the conversa tion, but he really did tint think ho could go to work upon It until he had seen some of his relatives. He did not exactly know whom he had to see, nor where they lived, but ho was positive that they had to Iks seen Iwforo my table could bo U'gim. Be sides this he hadn't any lumler. " 'Where can I get tho lumlier?' I asked in desperation. Well, he thought it could bo obtained at the mill. And whero was tho mill? Twelve miles away. Sol mount ed my horso aud started for tho lyill. I found it after a long si-arch. It was a dilapidated nl?air, and thu saw was half way through a log. But tho saw was rusty, a sign that it had not leon in use for a week. A woman canio out of a houso nearby and answered my shouts. I told her that I wanted to see the owner of tho mill. " 'What do you want to see him for?' she drawled. I told her about tho lumber which I needed, and her husband camo out. Ho was a long, lean, lank fellow, and ho was sucking a yam. It was the funniest sight you ever saw. All during his conver sation he siirkcd this yam and spoke in slow, deliberate sentences. Ho dually con cluded that ho did not caro to tako tho trouble, to cut tho lumber, and 1 rodo twelve miles back to town." "And did you over get the table!" asked tho reporter, who listened to tho story. "Down by tho railroad was a factory," said Mr. Mackayo. "Nobody tn tho town had mentioned It, although fifty people had told miMif thonged aud work deferring carpenter. I found thu factory by ucci dent, gave my order for the table, and had it delivered to me within twenty-four hours. Washington Post, A Hallway Mistake. A man went to a certain railway sta tion in New Jersey to buy a ticket for a small village named Morrow, whero a sta tion had been opened only a few days pre viously. "Does this train go to Morrow?" miked tho man, coming up to tho ofllcu in a great hurry, aud pointing to a train on tho track with steam up and every indication of a speedy departure. "No; it goes today," replied tho ticket agent, curtly. Hu thought tho man was "trying to be funny," as tho saying goes. "But," rejoined tho man, who was in a great hurry, "does It goto Morrow today!" "No, it goes yesterday, thu week after next," said the agent sarcastically, now sure that the inquirer was trying to mako game of him. "You don't, understand me," cried the man, getting very much excited as tho en gine gave a warning toot; "I want to go to Morrow." "Well, then," said tho agent sternly, "why don't you go tomorrow, and not como fooling around here today? Stop asldu, please, and let that lady approach the window." "But, my dear sir," exclaimed tho be wildort'd inquirer, "it is Important that I should !m;Iii Morrow today, aud if tho train stops then', or If I hero Is no train to Mor row today" At this critical juncture, when thero was some danger that thu mutual misunder standing would drive both men frantic, an old official happened along and straight ened but matters in less than u minute. The ageut apologized, tho man got his tloket, and tho train started for Morrow today. Youth's Companion. The Hoy with llottle. A boy about tcu years old was going up Second avenue with a quurt bottle in bU hand labelled "Black iuk" in big letters, and he wus handling it so carelessly that a fat and fussy man, coming down tho ave nue, stopped him to say: "That's jiwtexoctly liko a boy 1 Why on earth don't you carry that bottlo as you ought to?" "I uml" "No, you ain't! You arc just aching to have it drop on the sidewalk and spatter all over somo one!" "I guess I know how to carry a bottlsl" growled the boy as he swung it around. "No, you don't, nor no other boyl What are you doty; now? If you let that bottle uropund ,tti'r me with ink I'll cane your' "WhoV tin any bottlo drop?" "You are!" "I hain't neither! I guess I can play catch with a tottle without ktllin' any body I" "Look out!" "Thero hain't nutliln' to be alarmed about. Anybody can toon up a bottle and catch" "I knew it I knew it!" shouted the fussy man, as the bottlo came down with a smash ami he jumped half way across the street. "Boy, you ought to be licked 'til you couldn't get home, 1 told you" But eight or ten people were laughing at him. It was an empty bottle which the boy had let fall!-New York World. The lteiUuralrur' Device. One of the newest of the swell restaura teurs In town has hit upon a novel way for securing high class customers. His plan is to ask the rich men aud gourmets who dine at his pluce what dishes they are es pecially fond of aud in what way they hare them prepared ut home, ilo then has his chef muku tho dishes, and he calls them ufter thu customers who recommend them, as if, for the sake of example, he should stew cralw In cream and call the dish "crabs a Ja Chauncny Depew,"or us if he should put a crusting of baked powdered cheese on stewed cauliflower and sboald name it "cauliflower u la Colonel Fellows." It takes In nine cuki-m out of ten. Men who liko good living nearly all have a knowledge of cooking and are proud to have it recognized, New York Situ. A Despairing Cry, Anntlo (sympathizing!)-) - What's tho matter, Bobby dear? Bobby (sobbing Mamma whipped me. I Jus' wish I'd a Uu Iwrii a orpblnl Kate Field's Washington. AN IMPORTANT BILL. The Iloyiil Itntclnjr l'owder Condemaed In the New York I.eKldlatorf . Last Monday Mr. Kelly introduced the following bill in tho assembly. A careful reading of it will show that it is a very impertantone: A.t Act to prevent tho neo of poison pus and injurious ingredients in bak ing powders. VN iikkkas, Baking Powders manufac tured in this state, known ns the "KOYA1," alum and other Baking Powders aro advertised for sale as abso lutely pure; and, Wiikkkas, OHicial examination showe them to contain ammonia and other in jurious ingredients ; therefore Tin-: Pko rLK ok the Stati: ok Nkw Youk, repre sented in Senate and Assembly, do en act its follows : Section 1. Every can or pnekago of baking powder containing Ammonia offered for sale in this State shall have a conspicuous Mabel thereon with tho words, "Contains Ammonia," printed thereon in plain type, not smaller than great primer, "and any person who shall sell, or have or offer lor sale, any such can or package of baking powder without such label thereon, shall bo guilty of misdemeanor. Section 2. This net shall take effect July 1, 1801. Now York Press, April 13, 1801. The Musturd Crime. Nature In her abundant, ever doting thoughtfttlness has so provided that there grows a-forest, a-fell and a-lleld a certain branching plant with dainty yellow blos soms, from the rich fruitngoof which is wrought a t'outlitnuut, piquant, permeat ing aud fascinating to tho good liver. It Is this which brings .sometimes tho epi curean tear, beside which that dropped by somo peri at thu gatu of Paradiso is but as phosphorus is to flame. Tho name of this fair plant Is mustard, and Its blessing is prepared or marred In different ways. Kuter tlio restaurant, order tho pink, boiled ham or red roast beef and call for mustard, aud noto what comes to you. Pitiful It is to say, hut three times out of four thu mora or less pampered menial puts Ixisldo your plate a lilliputhm vessel containing a brownish substance appear ing to tho taste a combination of burnt flour and doubtful vinegar. You niam your voice in earnest, protest, and are in formed that you have bcuu served with, gouuinu French or Herman mustard, aa tho casu may lie, aud that thero is none other in thu house. You mako tho best of a lunching situation which may not he im proved and try to usu tlio lifeless stuff and fail, and no white stone may mark the memory of thu stomach's feast. Your pal ate has been to thu play, aud tho perform ance has been found lacking. There is a muMard, tho pure, golden powder of the llury seed, which is alike an appetizer and an inspiration. It Is tha very soul, the other half, tho very doppel ganger of curtain things wo out. It la known vulgarly as Kuglish mustard, and is the condiment of heroes and of patriots. Chicago Tribune. A Mother lllr.l'x Trial. Whilo tho east side of Broadway, just be low Fulton street, was filled with people tho other forenoon n pretty little incident caused a blockade of pedestrians. A mother sparrow, flying over the street with ono of her young in her bill, dropped, tho wee bird in thu thoroughfare near tha curb nnd flew frightened to a high window seat. An alert messenger boy picked up tha fuathurud-mlte, and while he held It kindly in his hand the mother bird chirped in dis tress. "Take the bird Into tho churchyard," said a sensible man in tho throng, pointing to St. Paul's. His suggestion was acted upon by tho boy, who cuddled tho bird In his palms and scooted, followed by a dosen. other urchins. When tho youngspurrow was laid in the grass of the churchyard tho mother took wing from her perch. Her flight wan watched with interest aud satisfaction, for she desceuded to tho spot whero her young was nestled. New York Herald. A YHiikee "Snapper." A New London expressman is about aa good a specimun of Connecticut Yankee aa has receutly como to light. He recently ran across a useless old hurness wblck lie didn't want, and ho ho traded it with a col ored man for a watch. Ho then sold tha watch to a man for $U,50, to bo paid in ia stallments. Ho got four dollars of It, when the man went "broke," couldn't pay any more aud gave up tho watch. Tfa conditions wero that if he couldn't pay tha full amount ho would forfeit what was al ready paid.so thu expressman hail tho watch and tho four dollars. In n little while av man camo along who owned a sulky that he didn't want, and who was glad to trad, it off for tho watch. Thu expressman ac commodated him, and considers it the beat bargain of tho lot. At this rate of progress it won't bo lotig beforo that sulky will be worked by easy stages into a house and let. New Iondon (Conn.) Telegraph. Ai t In a Hank. It is not often that an art gallery is fouact in a bank. Persous who visit the IJnoola National bank in Forty-second street, how ever, will see a number of 11 no oil pal&t lugs some of them quite large haugtac upon the walls. They are the works Albert Blerstudt, some twenty in number, which were deiosited with the hank a year or so ago for safe keeping. A full length. oil portrait of Abraham Lincoln, byMar sle)dl, ha been added to this art collect las. Tho Hon, Thomas L. James, the presides of the bank, has an eye for the beautiful as well as a genius for finance, and W wanta his patrons to enjoy with him all of the good things thut ho can get hold of. New York Times. Friday hupcratltloas. Friday, called or old "Block Friday," kaa been the day of ill omen since the Christ was crucified thereon. Criminals are al ways hung on thut day, Friday nlgkfc dreams are looked for to come true; aad many really sensible people will not begin a journey, a plccu of work, or any under taking whatsoever on Friday, fearing saaaa disastrous result on account of its lackkaa repute. Detroit Free Press. A Market Naturallit. Fair Customer Those lost oysters jrem. sold me tasted lUliy. Dealer I'm very sorry, mum; but fact' is, mum, oysters aro very sociable creat ure, mum, uud spends most of their time, galllvnntlu' around with flubes. Good News. The next question to be discussed by the Brooklyn Women's club Is, 'Uow Much Time Can We, in Justice to Our selves and Our Hemes, Ulre to Out side Matters?" If the husbands war al lowed to lake part in this dUeuaaioa H would soon be settled, - j