A BROKEN PROVERB.
"YOU CAN'T TEACH AN OLD DOG
NEW TRICKS."
A AVrltcr lllsprov.n tlio Dictum "Old
Hop," Who Arc Constantly AiUlIng to
Tlifir Stock oT KitiiirU'ilgr Hie Itilitncl
the Times 1'rople.
"You can't teach nn oll dog now tricks."
That's what you say nt the nco of 4.1 or 50,
or Ki, when you think that the bloom is
about nil oir the eye of life, that it's nearly
nil up with you. ami that about all the ob
ject you have in living is to jirvtHiro for
dying, and shuflle in your old shoes out of
life ns quietly as possible possibly to the
content and satisfaction of your nearest of
kin, who love you well, und tho dollars you
will leave them ln-tter.
Hut, sir, you have no business to call your
self "an old dog"' of any sex or jiersuasion.
You should bo ashamed to term yourself a
"dog." You nro a man, or a fragment of
one, and being a man, you are, of course, but
little lower than nn angel, or nt least littlo
lower, wo will say, than u second hand
angel; worse luck to you I
You aro saying now to yourself, and you
nro saying it every day, that tlio time is over
for you to learn any thing new or do any
thing now, mid for thai matter think or en
joy anything new, tavo tlio last neighbor
hood or village tuttlo and gossip, which you
do enjoy ns well as any other old woman.
Your boundary of your own life in your
mind is to hobblo down every morning to tho
town or village tattle center, and in summer
win yourself on a dry good's box, and in win
ter warm yourxOf by tlio grocery stove, or
somebody's stove, and there rafco and scrntxj
over and gnaw at all the old bones of con
versation and gossip that you have gnawed
over for the last live, ten or twenty years,
dating from tho tinio when you thought it
tho proier thing to cotiimetico I ecoming tin
old man, and mako it your principal business
to sniir and siiufi' and iind lault with the new
fangled ways of the rising generation, who
nro learning now tricks mid don't suit you nt
nil, because they do not dress or danco or
travel in ull respects in tho santo rut you did
when you were what you called yourself u
young man, although then you had com
menced to fossilize, as so many men and wo
men do whose bodies aro 'St years old, if, in
deed, they were not partially iw-sds and rem
natits of, pay tlio ilfoueno period, when they
w ero bon ..
OLD DOGS STILL LEARNING.
Sir, you nro u dog (if you insist on calling
yourself such) who can learn new tricks.
Gladstone is over TO, and rules Lu land be
cause ho is always learning tricks. Bismarck
is over 70, mid rules Germany, and today is
learning now tricks. Do hesseps, who bosses
tho canalism of this planet, is over TO, and
never lets up in devices for cutting through
rock or sand from ocean to ocean. Ericsson
is bO, if not over, and is by no means through
with now ways anil means for making littlo
ships overcome big ones, on tho principle that
n wc:-;p may sting an ox nearly to death, and
two v..s-w, or iron s.-ows, ltvighted with
guuspo.. -fill enough and having their shot
sent to the ii;ht place, can sink tho biggest
ox of n ship in the world overloaded with
men and overweighted with eleven inch iron
urmor. Beeohcr, sir, never lot up until over
70, and ho might have been in Plymouth
church pulpit yet had ho learned n few new
tricks in tho art of keeping young, which
thou anils aro in the futuro to learn.
You see, fair, that somo old dogs can learn
now tricks, and ko-jp on learning tlieni, so
long ns they recognize tho fact that to keep
tho mind young is to keep tlio body young,
and as a proof of this fact you niayseo u.iy
flno afternoon on Broadway men of SO or 00
who look as young and ur. as young, fresh,
active and vigorous in body nnd mind, and
oven more so, than you wcro nt 40, when
you really commenced to grow old, because
you thought you wcro at or near tho down
hill side of life; and, being of what tbo world
calls "middle age," it was about tinio to com
menco preparations for sliding down tho valo
of years and tobogganing yourcolliu into the
grave.
It's not the young dogs, sir, who always
learn new tricks. Indeed it's the young ones
who nro generally inclined to learn tho old
tricks practiced by tho old dogs and learned
by these old dogs lrom dugs still older be
longing to a generation before you were con
tracted for, planned out und manufactured.
a ciianui: op cnora.
Like your old farmer, who farms just ns
his father farmed before lam, only blcauso
his father farnmd that way and thereby left
him as a legacy an over worked, farmed out,
over tilled soil, which obstinately aud in u
righteous bort of way woulibi't raise wheat,
nnd will raise only weed1!, liecauo nature
needs what you call "weed..'' or n change of
crops for a time ia order to restore to the soil
whnt it needs to raiso wheat.
Or, like your u:iinpireil, unimproved, lag
behind tho times old dog doctor, who insist!
on hanging on to tho blue pill, forty horso
Kwcr "heroic treatment," kill or euro stom
ach cleansing, bowel straining process com
mon forty years ago, when mou and women
thought nn energetic cleansing of thodiges
tivo apparatus as necessary every spring us
their rough and tumble spring house clean
ing your old dog doctor who bcorns tho
milder methods of tho new schools, which
about every til teen years gives now names to
old complaint.;, nnd administers for tho sumo
inexpensive and harmless bread pills with
oven lietter results und nlto higher charges
per visit, provide i tho bread pill is accom
panied by a stylish doctor's buggy, with a
black boy in buttons to hold the reins while
tho doctor with new tricks is prescribing, if
not flirting with the sick lady inside, who
imagines sho is sick if there's n young nnd
good looking mcdicino man within u inilo of
licr house, nnd w ho uinuagivi to live und en
dure lifo by means of his usMstunce, udded to
that of tho handsome and recently callod
young liaehelor minister, who with spiritual
consolation alternates with tho wheaten ma
teria mcdlca in keeping her alive.
Sir, theso nro some now tricks. Thcsonro
tho advantages of learning nnd practicing
them, and ull the now ones aro not yet ex
hausted. There nro lots more coming.
Prentice Mulford in Kan Francisco Chronicle,
Criticizing IVrroi-nwr by Vote.
Not satistlod with the usual signs of np
plauso or disapproval of tho performers by
tho patrons of tho now theatre at Constanti
nople, Turkey, tho director of the French
opera comttaiiy now playing there hns con
ferred upon tho public tho right of voting
upon tho merits of tho members of tho com
pany, and maintains thut ho is entitled to
cancel any contract if tho votes of tho public
ehow a majority ngninst tho fulfillment of
his obligations. If he w ants to get rid of any
actor or other f uiployo to whom he is bound
by contract, ho has tho public informed be
forehand as to the nature f the ronjxjiiso ho
expects, nnd tho voting takes place totweeu
the acts Those visitors only ure conceded
tho right to voto who have reserved teats or
boxes, as thoy aro more easily influenced than
tho promiscuous nud itayiujf public of tho
lower priced touts. ISadi critic has ten votes.
A Knstross and a forat.m singr wore voted
out by majorities of about M to l.Poroigir
Lottcr.
Appetite of Hired Girl. I
"Tall: nbottt the nppetltoof clrls." said '
n portly matron at n domestic aid agency,
with n smile. Whatever may bo the
mntter with that of our nativo born girls
there Is certainly no fault to bo found
with the digestion of tho foreign born
help hiring but in private families. Why,
it's often been a wjonder to mc what
ravenous appetites a good ninny of these
girls develop Now. there was a 17-year-old
English girl, a small but plump
creature, who went to work in a family '
of two near Lincoln park Shu was a
gwd girl, quick, neat and conscientious,
but after a fortnight tho lady came to tno
nnd told mo she couldn't keep Nellie any
longer; she'd ruin them, sho uto too
much Would you believe it. sir. that
small girl ate three pounds of sirloin beef
stake at one breakfast A couple of
pounds of rare roast beef, together with
bread, potatoes and plo enough to feed a
starving family for a week, was a regular
tiling with her. Tho first two or three
days it amused that young inarried couple
to "whom sho hud hired out They used
to sit and watch her operations at tho
table with bulging eyes They thought
sho had been starving and had to fill out
again. But no It was tho sumo every
day They had to give it up That girl
was actually bankrupting them The
grocer's and' butcher's bills nt tho end of
tho week were as high as they would
have been for a boarding house.
"Then there wns nnother girl, a Ger
man. She was an old maid of 85 or
thereabouts. Sho was ns thin ns a rail
nnd so palo sho looked ns if sho had con
sumption But tho way sho punished tho
eatables! My sakes! And with that sho
never gained any flesh. Sho was a good
servant, etlicient. taitliful and exceed
ingly methodical. But sho camo to mo
every week for n new place. Nobody
could nfford to keep her that's tho fact.
And. generally speaking, my experience
of many years with theso foreign born
hired giris is that they glory in an enor
mous appetite and enjoy their meals im
mensely Somo people think they just
do it on purpose to bust' tho family But
no: it's natural with them." Chicago
Herald.
Why the sloii Tnk SoiiIji.
When asked why tho Sioux scalp thoro
slain in battle Rod' Shirt gave the follow
ing reasons: In former times tho Sioux
cut off tho heads of their victims, but
when they began to light tho white men
they took to sculping, tho samo as they
saw tho white men do Tho scalp is taken
as indisputable evidence that a man has
been killed, and whenever an Indian war
rior recounts his bloody deeds ho must
produce tho scalp to prove that what ho
says is true. If lie fails tonlo this bo ia
not believed. The sculps aro usually kept
for a time and then thrown away. Somo
of tho old men wear scalps on their shirts
or leggings nnd have them buried with
their bodies when they die. In conclud
ing his remarks on scalps I'.'ul Shirt said,
with a touch of sadness in his oxpr ssion:
"1 don't like to keep sculps or look nt
them, for they always mako me think of
fights in which somo of my friends have
been killed." In reply to "tho question,
"Aro you sorry that you will have no op
portunity to increase tho number of your
.sculps?" ho said:
"No; I am glad that war is nt nn end.
There aro too many white men. Tlio In
dian must do ns they say I do not want
to see nny moro of "my people killed. It
is useless to shed their blood, for in tho
cud they must lose."
"Why do you huvo scalp dances?" was
asked.
"When wo come back from a big fight
with many scalps wo make a big feast.
Each man tells what he' has done in the
wnr and wo rejoice. If wo take no scalps
und have some of our people killed we
como back sad and havo no dance."
"In tho 'Omaha' or war dauce what
does each man say in his song?"
"He says: '1 have killed a man. I am
very glad. I have taken another scalp.
I havo scalps now (mentioning tho
number), and I am going to get somo
more. ' "
"Does an Indian feel bad jvhen ho kills
a woman' or "chTl'dV
"No, not when ho docs it in war. Our
enemies kill our wives nnd children and
wo do tlio same. If an Indian kills one
of his own people ho feels very bad. bo
cnuso it is wrong. It is not wrong to
kill an enemy." New York Worid.
The Transportation of lVtroletltn.
To what extent is tho competition of
Russia to affect tlio sale of American
petroleum in IZuropoY It has already
nearly driven it from tho Austrian em
pire, though the effect is not yet very ap
parent in western Europe. Tlio transpor
tation of petroleum on tlio Mediterranean
in summer presents dangers thut render it
almost impossible. When tho tempera
turo of the nir about tho vessel has
reached a certain point tho volatilo ele
ments of tho oil eseapa nnd form a sort of
element about it so combustible that it is
impossible o,ven t Jiirht a match without
Ifs taking lira. I.h'u o:i a steamer under
these condition-. Lecov.os horrible. In the
summer of 188o u stetimer bound from
Batounj to IJuglftpd vc!i tho wiiolo dis
tnnco from tho DanJauolles to Gibraltar
after tho point of iutitrauiability had liivi)
passed. Tha iirs-s t'.sdsr tho enSntesi'liail
to bo extinguished nnd oho went under
sail. It wa3 h.iy.ca' iUe to havo 11 lire
oven in tho galley. Tho sufferings of the
officers und crew during this period can
hardly bo eoirt-iveJ. Perfect safety was
not obtained till tlia ourgj wui removed
in nn English port.
Tho question of Russian competition
really depends on tlie permanent supply
of oil from the Baku wulls. und thoro aro
doubts even r.mt-ug t?;j engineers of the
Russian eompai.Lb upon tho subject. It
is thought that oil v.-ill bo fouud eli
where in the Caucasus.' Thero uro de
posits under tho Caspian, r.s shown by oil
on tho surface end in somo of tlio islands
also in Turkestan. It remains to Imi
shown to what extent theso resourcos will
provo available. San Francisco 'jhroniclo.
Kni;llli nnd Ann rliiiii Ail vert Ulng.
"It is a mistake," bald u well known
advertising agent tp mo recently, "hut u
common one to supjioso that Americans
spend moro in advertising than do the
business moil of other nations. I think
Ainericnus spend mora wisely and got
moro display for their money, but the
actual sums expended by EugllsU adver
tisers exceed thoao expended by Ameri
cans. Ono English firm alone spent last
year at least $500,000 in advertising one
commodity. Tu hundred and seventy
five thousand dollar of this money was
disbursed in England and $150,000 of it in
this country, tho 1 Milan 00 elsewhere.
Thoy get moro display out of tho $150,000
spent here than out of the $275,000 spent
in England. No American firm can oqual
this roeord of c la ; vUeh is not u
solitary lust '--k . but v.U be repeated. by
tho b&voo linn ar, muy bo for
years to come. x h l otb.
FOOD AND DRINK.
A COSTON rWSICIAN GIVES
VICE TO THE PUBLIC.
A Mixed iycl I rirot for tho OmiiIvrou
Anlmnl, Man Water During; tho llcntrtl
Term Concrrnlti; "Appetizers" Iter
rlen Soup Cold MntN.
While undeniably a mixed diet is tho
best for man. thero is a mistaken notion, '
which prevails to a great extent, that
meat should largely enter into tho same.
As n consequence, much moro is eaten
than is needed or can properly bo dis-
posed of in tho system. Never eat meat
oftencr than onco a day, and very spar
ingly in summer. Men of sedentary ,
habits might with safety for several days ;
at t tlmo during thnt season livo on veg- I
etablcs, fruits, milk, breadstttfls and
foods of liko ccaracter, which aro easy of
digestion. For those who havo good
reason to believe that their "kidneys nro
weak," a diet largely mado up of meat is
ill advised. Those organs aro intimately
concerned in its disposal in tho system,
nnd henco nro overtasked if it is taken in
too great a quantity.
Somo drink too freely of water, espe
cially during tho h.cnted term. Thero is,
however, a' class largely mado up of
women who do not nt any thno drink stif
ficiently of that eminent essential to
health. As a rule they suffer from con- ,
stipatlon. Every 0116 ought to drink
about two quarts of water daily to meet ,
tho needs of tho system. "Water is fat
tening" is an expression of somo truth, i
Very Ucshy people nro proorblally thirsty, I
and" when they atteippt a reduction in ,
weight, to lessen ns much ns possiblo tho I
quantity of fluids habitually taken is
ono of tho recognized rules of treat- 1
mcnt. But a rigid adherenco to it is
dangerous for many, if not all. Un- I
less advised -by a physician to do dif
ferently, fhey should drink all they '
crave, "within reason, excepting during
tho hour beforo and tlio hour after meals.
With tho food only tho smallest quautity
of fluids possiblo is allowable.
ICIJ "WATKU IN MODCKATIOK. i
I Much has been written for nnd against 1
Ico water. It is not only ngreeabio and
refreshing, but harmless when used in
moderation. In certain forms of dyspep
sia characterized by flatulence bloating,
as it is popularly called very cold water
acts as an ngreeabio tonic, and quickens
gastric and intestinal activity in ninny
enses if taken when tho stomach is com
paratively empty. If tuken on a full
stomach it, as" a rule, intensifies tho
trouble. Over Indulgence is always harm
ful, nnd it is especially so nt meal times.
For a robust person' in hot weather to
redttco ono-half tho quantity of food ho
is habituated to eating would bo a most
salutary custom, for ho would then not
only suffer infinitely less from tho heat,
but bo stronger and moro aetivo, both'
mentally and physically. Thoso espe
cially who aro wedded to their "appe
tizers" would do well to forego them at
least until cooler weather comes, nnd
leave nature, uninfluenced by tho seduct
ive cocktail, to direct tho quantity of food
necessary for tlio body's support.
1 That "berries aro healthy food can in
truth bo said, nnd yet some kinds should
bo 3onicd peoplo who havo certain forms
of digestive disturbance. Blackberries,
for instanco, which contain small seeds,
to somo extent irritato tho intestinal
canal. It is in that way that they uro
useful in constipation; they stimulato and
quicken activitv of tho bowels. But if
tho stomach and bowels aro what is gen
erally termed weak, then in such a caso
they nro likely to do harm. Very young
children should, of course, bo denied
them.
I Tho avcrago farmer knows ns littlo of
dietetics us an infant Ho dilates on his
I wholesome food, which largely consists of
substances which requiro for digestion
tho stomach of an ostrich. Plain living
is all right, but that docs not mean that
a man should mako a meal essentially on
' ono courso, varied only by a pieco of pio
or something of the sort. "Tlio greatcrthe
I variety tho better, as long as a proper
selection of tho food is made.
t Soup is, by peoplo generally, considered
indispensablo tit dinner. It stimulates
tho stomach aud makes that organ ready
for tho work beforo it. For that purposo
I clear soup may properly bo indulged in
by nearly all; thero are, however, com-
1 parative'ly few who do not find soup
' thickened by stock meat, vegetables, etc.,
a tax upon digestion if "hearty" foods
aro eaten after it. It "sours on tho
stomach," aud henco should bo forbidden
dvspeptics, for whom only clear soup is
allowable.
TUOUBLE WITH TATTY FOODS.
Tho digestivo organs find an ndmixturo
of several fattv foods diilicult to disposo
I of. Tho man who has fried fish, bacon,
steak, cgg3 nnd dry toast for breakfast Is
1 made uncomfortable, nnd feels dull and
heavy for several hours nfterwurd unless
he eats very (sparingly. With the butter,
, which js, of course, an essential, thero nro
. in such a meal ns generally prepared fivo
different kinds vf fat. And they nro still
' moro indigestible when taken hot.
t In this country thero is a most decided
projudico against cold meals. Of courso
somo foods should bo served warm, but
! nono hpt. Americans nro scarcely satisfied
1 with tea or coffeo unless it is near tho
: boiling point; potatoes, ulso, must bo
steaming hot. Dyspepsia is tho natural
, consequence. Tlio Lnglish inthiarcspoct
ore a delightful contrast. I'coplo who nro
I forced to bo early in tho morning nt their
, labors would bo much better did thoy eat
cold meats for breakfast, and how much
such a custom would lesson tho burden of
their poor, overworked wives,
i Tho question what shall wo rat may bo
: best answered by simply quoting tho fact
I that man Is an omnivorous unimal. Why
nnd how much wo shall eat can bo set
forth tolorably well by saying that it is
1 impossible for" an cngino to mako steam
without coal or water and tliM no com
petent engineer would mako ljls macbino
carrv 100 pounds of steam when fifty
pounds would do t ho work in hand. An
Important duty of those who work with
engines is to seo that tho firo is freed
from clinker and ash. So wasto must bo
regularly eliminated from tho human sys
tem. Tho skin, tho kiduoys and tho
bowels nro tho main chauuels for tho cs
capo of this, and when theso (doves fall to
act, tho stato of affairs in tho body is very
parallel to what would occur 6hould a fire
man fall to clean tho grato, and presently
tho firo will ccaso to burn. Boston
Qlobo. A
A Nn tu nit MUtuko.
"Aunty," Baid a littlo Now Jersey boy
who was on a visit. "I thought you Bald
you didn't havo any musqultoos la tbia
part of tho country.
"Wo don't, dear."
"But I can hoar them 6inglng Just as
thoy do at lwmo."
No, Towwjr; that Is o saw mill ja
hear." Ilarpur'a JJazar,
I
And lll-torv, SHttum Krrlnc. M ill lt-
eoril 1011 or mivhi;i'. ,
J On the one side you have the old schools I
I of medicine, born in obscurity nnd reared 1
1 in ignorance, with whom mediocrity ranks
1 as cenius and fossilized conservatism isthe
acme of wisdom. They are id- product of
a parched imagination aud a stunted intel-1
leet. niey are tlie result 01 tne narK ages
nnd the thumbscrew of myth and mystery,
of astrology and alchemy. Their great
boast is antiquity - but the'title is disputed
by Balaam's ass.
On the other side stands the mitogenetic
system of medicine, it is the otl'spring of
modern thought, of modern investigation,
of modern experience. It is the result of
research, the triumph of reason. Like Mi
nerva, it sprang from the brain of modern
.lupiter- science. Its challenge is investi
gation; its passport is truth. Which side
will win ?
Sr.rru:, Wash., Juno fi, IS!U.
Our babv wni very sick, and we tried sev
eral physicians in turn. None of them
seemed to know what the matter was. She
couldn't stand; couldn't play; it was diili
cult for her to get her breath; she had
choking stiells from the time she was I
month old : would choke every live min
utes during tlie night, and was subject to
convulsions and muscular contraction. Wo
had about given up hope of getting her
well, when we took her to Dr. Jordan, and
in a very short time she commenced to im
prove, until all these symptoms have dis
appeared entirely, aud "she has not had a
sign of them lor" some tinio.
It gives me great pleasure to make this
statement, so that others who have chil
dren that arc ill may know where to take
them for treatment.'
MltS. t'llMlKS H. BllYHM N,
Third street, between Hell and Blunchard.
Dr. Jordan's ollice is at the residence of
ex-Mayor Yesler, Third und James.
Consultations and prescriptions absolute
ly free.
Send for free book explaining the Histo
genetic system.
Cai'tio'n. The Ilistogenetic. Medicines
are sold in but one ngency in each town.
The label around the bottle bears tho fol
lowing inscription: "Or. J. Eugene Jor
dan. Ilistogenetic Medicine." Every other
device is a fraud.
Tlie highest thlliK nlmut
present is the salary list.
the World's l'alr at
KITI'TITICK A Ml l'l I.KS CUltlCI).
Wo positively euro rupture mnl all rectal dl--uses
without pain or detention (rem business
So cure, ue pay; and no pay until cured. Ad
lres for pamphlet brs. 1'orterfleld b l.ey SSs
rarkct street, San Frnnclsco.
You can't tell how much religion people have
by the sin- of their family initio.
In 18T)0 "llroirn' llronchitil Trorhrs" were
introduced, and their success in relieving
coughs and bronchial troubles has been
unparalleled.
lVrhapK it Is because history icpeats Itself that
Mime of it nets so ver dry.
M r.iu'itANT IIotiii,, Third and 1) streets,
Portland. 1'irst-class accommodations.
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successfully for Sore Throat, Cough,
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ing such a medicine German Syrup
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111 lew nl fiiittltentlitn.t. nit thov cannot rnarli' thr
ilfseased irttiti of the car There If on! oiie
wax to ciire ileafiiess. aixl that N by con-tlta
tioual renuillo. Iioafius l. cauceil h an 111
flamed eonillltiiii of tlie liilicolix llnhii; (if tlie
Ktitachtait 'lube When this tiltie pets inlliiiiiiil
foil have a riniihitiii; sound or lui Jn-rfeet hoar
ItiK. ami w hou It Is oiitln-lv cloyed, PoafliOM Is
the tt'MiIt. nnd uii1om Iho iiilliiliiinatiiili can In
taken nut anil thle till' tcMorod to Its tiorinai
condition, hoarlnu Mill U iloftmyoil forowr
nine eun-f out of ten are emued by catarrh.
hleh U 1 lot li I lie but an Inllauicd condition "i
tho iiiiiooii! Mirfaccy.
Wen 111 plo (hie Hundred Hollars (or anj eaK'
of hcMfiic (caiifod by catarrh) that wo cannot
euro bv taking llallV Catarrh Cure. fVnd tor
circulars free. I'. .1. CHUNKY .k CO.,
Toledo, O.
SiUl b ill npl -t-; To cents.
Tho telephone ;;lrl 111a) be (thulium, but oer
tliliiR she mivk K'H's.
.MILLION'S Ol' MONHV.
Thoro I million!! of money In ami uroiiml
Sow ork t'lty scckitiK Investment. If you hac
it farm, much, initio, we call tiroliably soli It for
yon. 11 ou hae a inoroatitile buinoss for sale
or If you want a onrtuer w ith capital for any
legitimate business, wo can help you. Aihlross
J. A. I'KAIU'l. V t'll.,-W ltmailway, New York
I'lI.K.St IMI.KSi PII.KHI
l)r. Williams' Indian I'lio ulutmeut will cure
Blind, tlb'edltiK ami ItcltlUK 1'lles when nil other
ointments, haw failed. It absorb; the tumors,
Rllavsthc ItchlliK at onco, acts as a poultlie,
ttlrc. Instant n lli-f Hr William-' Indian l'tli
Ointment Is urotmretl onlv fur l'llos and ltohitie
of the private part, and itotliltic clso. Kvtry
box Is warranted Sold by dniKRlMs, or sent b I
mall 011 rue ipt ot urie--, fOc anil l per Dox.
WILLIAMS M AN I' KAI 'IT KINO CO.,
Proprietors, Cleveland. O.
f ".'AAA'' TkA V .Hlr
ore 15 J OYS
Huth tho method and results when
vntp of Figs id taken; it is plenumi!
.mil refreshing to tho tnsle, and acts
gently yet promptly on tlio Kidneys,
'jivor and Bowols, clonuses tho sys
oiii effectually, dispels colds, head
idles and lovers intl cures 1 n!i t.i."
otistipation permanently. Fr snli
n 00c und SI bottles by ull druggists.
CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP CO
SAN fRANCISCO, CAt.
lOIHSVllll K1 VflV QKK A 1
Season Opens for Trout April 1st
5
TACKLEzz:
33
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05
H. T. HUDSON,
03 Klrit Street, 1'ortlHiul, Or.,
1IICAL1CH IN
ARMS, REVOLVERS & SPORTSMEN'S GOODS
Bend lor now llluttrated catalogue.
Bltnoitl.Y. IIOTi:i Hush Ht.,tvt Mont
gomcry & Sansomo, H. P.; eontlucttHt 011 Inith tla
KuroiH'Aii und American lun. Thin UoUil Is nndi'l
tbti iiittiiit?otiitnt of Cliarltn Montifnmrty, anil Is t)u
bt'Bt Finally anil lliisitn iw Men's lluU'l In hail Ktan
cliKxt. lluiiio ruiuforta, culnlrm iiiu'irolliil, lifl-clal
svrrico, lilk'hcsl staniUrd of rcaixTtalilllty Knarantul
llo.ird and room )kt ilny, il.'lb Ui i'l 00; miijilu ruol'i, U
rant Ui 1 .00 (kt nllit, Kroo coach to ami (toni tin
Uotvl.
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What would you give for a Friend'
wJio would take Jutlfyour hard worJc off your shoulder
and do it without a murmur ? lVJiat would you give to
find an assistant in your housework that would l&ep your
floors and walls clean, and your kitchen bright, and yet
never grow ugly over the matter of hard work ? Sapolio
is Just such a friend and can be bought at all grocers
Buy Your Own Goods if Your
ADVANCE THRESHERS,
THE BEST IN AMERICA.
i : :
flii-m li'nl I'lro KiikIiic iiikI KxllnittiUlieni, Kiro Jlvn and IH'imrtimuil Hiipl Hc.ni Iinmlri
Miichi'.' ry -iiii)im ol nil kliiiln, llniM ikmmU. Hi) and nttl'iK. Hum -u k Insplraliin- Mm W(ik
lli-ltlnif mill IIomv nni Inn. I.iibrliutliiu tills, Cbntrli, r'hiuil and I 'arm JltilU. 1'uglnti.uiid llolk'w.
IHurkkiullli llrlll and l'oriri-. JIiiitk rnrtli, Hirliiu uml Kpn Wuttuiu, tin) lurvnt ukwirlWWMI
of Curti in riiriland JKaKi, wrlto fur ptki'. fur furilar infuriiiMifoii pull on ur dilitw
1. 1 WRIGHT, Foot of Morrison Stmt, POHTUHI, 01.
HPR0MPr'
CURES PERMANENTLY
fciimatism
J -Sciatica
RcKVVcbes
IT H As n o E Q UA L.
IT IS THE fiESTI
Don't cheat yourself
out of a good &moko by
taking a poor imi tat ion
for the genuine Seal of
North Carolina Plug
Cut Tobacco.
"THE SPECiFiC A NO. I."
'Ciin'sallitnimtiirnl illsohnrROsof men.
YOUNG
no niaioToi ii'iw nine si&iiiudk. i'nt
venta slrlctiiiv, It btdiiK un tnlernul
reini'cly. Cures w hen ovorythliiK vhm
hits lalli'il. lrlci. HlS.OO. flrculuroii
MEN!
aiipPnitloii. hnlilliy DniCKlatHOrscnl
nn ri r ipt mi pi ice iiy Tin) A. M'iioe.u-
lii'lt Mi'dlrlnit Co . ban Jew, Cal.
J. McCRAKEN & CO.,
OKALKRS 1N
Rocho Harbor Lime. Portland Cement. Gol
den Gale and Ulan Plaster, Hair. Fire Brick
and Fire Clay. LAND PLASTER.
CO North Front .Struct, Cor. 1),
I'ltllTI.ANI), OK.
FRAZER AXLE
Best in the World!
Get the Genuine!
Sold Everywhere!
WANTED
SOLDIERS'
Thtaililri'sM'sot nil olill'-T,s wfc.&
homrrtrmled ti IfSK niiirbur ot
nrifbt.ian W una inaile Html
UflPJiCOTr no ptoof on tlui same before Juno
IIUIIILOILUUO 1WI V. K. MOhKH 1
O.
llox "tift, iH'iivoi (olo Monlioii this papi r
.rfi-B lOUi uo.ri iivsii
Burden
byusinglSAPOLIO
Ibis awSblid c&ke of-scourinsoixpi
used for cleea-iind purposes
Dealer Does Not Garry Them.
PARRY CARTS AND ROAD WAGONS,
Bost nnd Cheapest In tho World.
Carts, SIS Up. Wagons, SSO Un.
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