B. Chancey, Publisher, Union, Or. EGGS HATCHbO BV A VOLCANO. noiT tlio Sen niilln Utilize tlio Warm Sides uf ISokohIuv's Crater. TYoin tho region of ice and snow, nnd of poachers and smugglers, tho cutter Hush came. Her half dozen guns were in prime condition, not having been fired on tho trip, and her hold was not laden -with tho spoils of seizure. But sho brought interesting news. Tho most interesting result of the trip of tho Rush was n visit paid by tho ofDccrs to Bogoslov Island, whero is tho famous volcano of that name. In conversation with ono of tho officers an interesting resume was obtained of the discoveries and data gleaned by tho visit Bogosiov is sixty miles west southwest of Oonalaska. It originally consisted of ono island with two craters, ono of which first sprang into activity in 1792: Tlio island was onco tlio sceno of a strango convulsion of nature. Tho sec ond crater, now known as Now Bogos lov, became active. In somo powerful convulsion tho sandspit which had con nectcd tho two parts of tho island was submerged, and ono crater was sopa rated from tho other by sovcral fathoms of water. It is thought that during this convulsion changes occurred in How Bogoslov below tho water lino; that Assures wcro opened, through which volumes of wafer mado their way into tho caldron within. This no counts for tho immenso quantities of .etcain which tlio officers of tho Hush saw escaping from tho crater at a dis tanco of fully sixty miles. Of tho two craters Now Bogoslov of fered tho most interesting field of study to tho ofilccrs of tlio Rush. Thoy as certained tho crater to bo only 200 feet nbovo tho sea level. Tlio peak had disappeared in tho gaping holo. Along tho sides of tho volcano largo deposits of lava, pumice, ashes and volcano rock wcro seen. From fissures on tho level earth springs of boiling sulphur nroso to heights of from seven to ten feet. Tho ofilccrs planned an ascent to tlio crater a hazardous feat which could only bo attempted when a favor ablo wind carried tlio sifting volumes of sulphurous steam in a singlo direction. "When near tho mouth of tho crater tho footfalls of tho officers wero echoed -within tlio volcano. On peeping over tho odgo of tho mouth an impressive sight, was witnessed. Steam in endless quantities rushed up from unknown depths, and rumbling, bubbling noises, liko that of thunder, wero heard. The air was impregnated with sulphur, and near tho crater ono could breatho only with difficulty. Ono of tho most novel discovories in connection with tho ascent was that tho ocean birds used tho volcano island as a natural incubator for their young. Thousands of gulls flow away at tho approach of tho Rush. They loft be hind them, along tho sides of tho vol cano, eggs in all stages of dovelopment. San lYanolsco Chroniclo. AVlii'nt Vh. IlittiiinMS. An item that periodically goes tho rounds of tlio press is that Humboldt Bald 120 square yards of ground pro duces 4,000 pounds of bananas, while tho samo area will produco only thirty pounds of wheat, or eighty pounds of potatoes. Now, 120 square yards is about ono thirteenth of an ncro, which, latter ac cording to tho above, would produce 52,000 pounds of bananas, and respec tively about 400 pounds of wheat, or 1,010 pounds of potatoos. Tho facts aro that in tho richest soil bananas aro planted at least six feet apart, say thirty trees to 120 square yards, aver aging loss than forty pounds per bunch, or 1,200 pounds, 90 per cent, being water, leaves 120 pounds solid matter. Wheat on equally good soil will yield about two bushels, or 120 pounds, and potatoes about 2,000 pounds, or 200 pounds solid matter. It will thus bo seen that tho wheat fur ulshos as much and potatoes two-thirds mora food than bananas on an equal area of suitable soil. San Francisco Bulletin. ll nlvl.leit. A gentleman says that ho was onco "walking on a country road when a rery disreputable looking tramp camo tip to him, with thu request, "Will you please glvo mo ten cents?" "That's all I havo for myself," said tlio gentleman Jocosely, preferring to couple tho refusal with a pleasantry. A gleam of mischief emtio into tho tramp's keen eyes. "loot's divide, then I" said ho, put ting forth his hand, which presently did close upon a nlekol. Youth's Com punlon. TuLIni; Ills Tmiiientture. Tho orator had talked for half an hour. . "Oh, comoon; lot's go," said Hngloy. ''Walt until begets wanned up to his tubjoct,". whispered Balloy. An hour later Bagloy said: "Well, lie's warmed up now; lot'Hgo." "Can't you wait until tho man cools down 80U1Q?" Judge. A llrtltnl HIiuIIp, Pretty Wife Charlie, inn I not Jind too pretty in till red bailor hat and Iikek drcMf What do you think of your own dear llttlo pet f Clwullo I think you look liko w Wg Itottbi of Mrflliiie Ink, with red teal Ihm why (Hi the iKHk.-rl'itUburg Util lM Hi THE PACIFIC COAST. A California Dime-Novel-Reading ltoy Becomes a Burglar. The Salem Street Hallway Will Use Water Instead of Steam Other Coast Happenings. Reports from tho Alaska Coast men tion the finding of rich quartz. The anti-pool and trust law has gone into effect in New Mexico. It is confidently asserted that Salt Lake is to have a 1 1,000,000 smelter. Work on the Union Pacific lietween Portland and the Sound will begin in May. All hogs entering tho port of Victoria, Is. C., arc to oc quaranuncu ior num, ono days. t,...w.u tt Ttoaltv of Idaho has been nominated for United States Judge for the district of Idaho. Tlio Seattle Mining and Development Company has been incorporated, with a capital stocK oi .wu,uuu. The Washington Senate hos passed the bill to establish a jute-bag plant in tho Walla Walla penitentiary. Cowichan, 15. C, is being made the shipping port for Chineso and opium to bo smuggled into tho United States. The Salem Building and Loan Associa tion linn increased its canital stock from 200.000 to 000.000. A new series of shares will bo opened immediately. Torrenco Mosior, a soventeon-year-old lad and an inveterate dime-novel reader, pleaded guilty at Santa Roea. Cal., to a chargo of burglary, and is anxious to go to tlio penitentiary. Edward Schooloy has been arrested at Sanger, Fresno county, Cal., and charged with arson. Ho was detected in the act of firing the Roso block, and is believed to bo the author of other fires. Uradstrect's mercantile agency reports twenty-six failures in the Pacific Coast States and Territories for tlio past week, as compared witli twenty for tho previous week and twelve for tho corresponding week of 1890. Tho hop crop of Whatcom county, Wash., fitrurcd at .SO cents wer pound, aggregated $00,000 last season. Tlio hop growers of Sunias and Nooksack Valleys during tlio past lour years nave averageu 20 conts per pound. The Nevada Legislature has adopted a resolution similar to that of Colorado, declaring that tho State will take no part in tlio World's Fair, owing to the hostil ity of tho Hoard of Trudo of that city to the free coinago of silver. The first census count of Oregon by counties has been received by tho Secre tary of State from Washington. It in- '. 11... C1..1,. 1 7'1 mill wi. ITll'HHUB 11IU VIIUIU ouuu mm duces Multnomah county 773 from tho figures of a week or so ago. There was somo littlo talk of reducing tho appropriation for the Santa Monica Soldiers' Homo in the House, but Rep resentative Vandever by a littlo quiet work succeeded in having it passed with out, any changes being made. Fine slato has been discovered around Coos Hav. It is of first quality, and can bo used for roofing and all purposes to which slato is implied. Tlio locality of tho deposit is withhold for tho present, but it is undoubtedly a valuable find. Tho trial of B. F. Staley for tho mur der of Mrs. Hicho at tho Campers' Re treat in Lake county, Cal., is occupying tho court at I.akeport. This is tho White-can caso, in which a party at tacked a nouso and murdered tho wife of tlio proprietor. Tho Pueet Sound Stevedoring Com pany of Seattle took sixty-five men from Portland to tako tho placoof tho striking 'loiiL'shoremen. and after tho men ar rived tlio strikers persuaded them not to work, and havo since been keeping thorn in food, as they were penniless. There has been no freshet on South Coos river yet sufficient to bring out the logs from tho various camps on tho stream. Somo of the camps will have to sunt down tho coming season for want of a place to put in logs, unless water enougli conies to take out wioso aireauy in tho stream. Tim Vancouver Citv Council last week fixed tho salaries and bonds of certain city ofilccrs as follows: Assessor, JflfiO per vear; jwarsnui, !fuu per vear, f',uuu bonds ; Attorney, $r00 per year, $2,000 bonds: Treasurer. MO.OOO IkhkIh: Health Ollieer, $5 per day when actually em ployed. Dr. Glass, who Iiiib chargo of tho San Francisco nuarantiuo station, asks for an improvement in tlio fire apparatus, hut It has been decided that no improve ments can be thought of until.luuunext, when tho dopartmont will get another allowance of funds. It is thought the improvements will ho mado this year. Tho Canital Citv Railway Company of Salem Is preparing to change tho motive power used ior running us uynnuios from steam to water. It is the intention to use the water wheel that, stands just west of the power house and to the south of the bridge on Hast State street. This wheel was orincily used in driving the nmihliiirv in tlio nntnicul mill that burned a few years ago, ami it fiord 8 jKiwor equal to lorty Horses. For porno tlmo tho law and order noo- pie of Seattle have been crying agauiHt tho very liberal attitude of the police department toward gamblers and tho women oi wnueenupei. nus looting has at length grown so strong and boon expressed so plainly in tho Council that Chief Monroe isued orders to patrolmen to arrest every gambler and inmate of a house of ill fame in thut city. As tho result a largo number of arrests havo been uiudo. Pigment has Iwen found In largo quan tities in llomiCanvon near KlltMishurgh. and u Scutllii company litis 1ccii organ- Ucd for tlio purpose ol inuiiutucturlng it into paint. Tho machinery hux Ik'uii or dered, ami thu mill will Iki in iictivo op- oration early mutt month. Tho material will Iki brought in over tho Northern IV cific, Tim iM'd Imvu Iweii discovered netr HiHt rotiil, mid natlwRotory liDlut Ml lutVM Ikvh KVUrvd, " - I tiri,tn-f f nntl tlio SiMaktnc Tubes. EASTMN ITEM'S. Boston Ministers Will Investigate Psychic Phenomena. Chinese Minister Denies His Government Has Granted Concessions to an American Syndicate. The North Dakota Supreme Court up holds the prohibitory law. Twenty-nine States have enacted laws restricting tho sale of cigarettes. The International Monetary Confer ence has adjourned until March 23. Tim fir Siiiulnv nlwnrvnncn u. viv.ni.ii... 1 W 1 ...... . in Massachusetts has effected a closing oi druggists' cigar stanus. Tim umrni- vilnnt'if iiinu in Tlllifiinim A M V J. .Hl.H.V-... ' have produced the past season 4,700,000 and 4,4oa,uuu pounus oi sugar respect ively. A bill has passed the House at Topeka which repeals the law authorizing mu nicipalities to vote bonds to aid in the construction of sugar mills. Senator Hoar has reported from the Judiciary Committee as an original measure a bill to divide the judicial dis tricts of the United States into ten cir cuits. The Indian census, which is just an nounced, tihowB a small decrease since 1880 in the civilized Indians, who num ber 04,871 now and in 1880 were 00,407 in number. Tho sub-committee of the House Judi ciary Committee recommends the dis missal of J. T. Green, United States Circuit Court Coiniriissioner for tho Northern District of Alabama. Tho President and most of his Cabinet will visit the Pacific Coast soon after the adjournment of Congress, and have ar ranged for a trip to include a tour'of tho Southern States. Probably the narty will sturt from Washington early in April. The Court of Appeals of Missouri IioI.Ib that no person in ttie btuto may lawiuny engage in the practice of selling liquors by tho drink without a dramshop license. This will break un a hundred or more " clubs " in St. Louis, organized to evade the liquor law. An attachment again6t the property of Senator George Hearst was granted at New York by Judge Andrews of tho Su preme Court in the suit brought by Matt Allen, formerly trainer oi tno senators stables, for -0,505, alleged to be due him for percentages of winnings and salary. A movement has been started in Bos ton by men of high standing for the in vestigation and study of psychic phe nomena. A prospectus has been issued, signed among others by Rev. Savage, Rev. Horton, Rev. Ileber Newton and and Mary A. Liverniore. It says in part: " Wo only propose to concentrate our ef forts on thu narrower fields of Spiritual ism pure and simple. That modern Spiritualism lias votaries in all parts of the country, and that it has tho power to influence thought and action of those who believe its teachings, aro indisput able facts. Is the movement founded on fact or delusion ? Does the world know, and if it does not, is it not timo for a fow truth-loving persons, approaching tho subject in a serious frame of mind, to investigate it, guided by purely scien tific methods?" It will bo some months beforo reproe ity arrangements with Venezuela will go into effect. According to Senor Peraza, tlio Venezuelan Minister, no arrange ments have yet been made. Secretary Blaino nrenared about two months ago a statement of articles which tho United States would liko to havo admitted into Venezuela fren of duty, or at a less rate of ilnt v than that nnul bv other nations. This hrBt included breadstuff's, agricult ural implements and mostot tlio other articles covered by tho recent convention with Brazil. Senor Peraza had no au thority from his government to concede an agreement in the matter, but merely . . i i- . !a At... :.i e a promised lo transmit uiu mea oi nccie tarv Blaino to his homo government. Abbot time enough has elapsed for a re nlv if tho government of Venezuela had acted upon the matter at once. The President of tlio Republic, however, was absent in tho interior at tho timo tho treaty reached the country, and tho Cab inet was undergoing a reorganization. Tho Minister of Foreign All'airs had re signed to enter tho Senate, and tho As sistant Secretary did not feel authorized to act. Tho result is that nothing has vet neon dono. If Venezuela were dis posed to accent Blaine's proposition just as he prepared It, the accoptanco might arrive hero almost unydavj but it is more probaulo tliiutlioyoutnurn uopuo e will desire to suggest somo amend ments, and that some timo will elapse before an agreement is reached. At various times sinco tho imeont Minister from China. Tsui Kwo Yin, can o to this country there have been rumors of tho formation of a great Amer ican syndicate thut wub to bo given con trol of the national banking system of China and the management of all the railroad and tulegraph interests of that country. I ho syndicate was said to no formed under tl'io auspices of tho Chi nese legation in Washington, and a statement was made that the corporation would receive large grants and valuable concessions from the Chinese govern ment. These rumors havo lieen dented by representatives of tho Chineso gov ernment, but have come to life again, everv time with unerring regularity. Ho foreliis departure for Peru Minister Tsui wrote out a statement, which covers the matter pretty fully. Tlio statement was in tho Minister's own handwriting, and iikewiso in tho Chineso language. As translated by the secretary, tho state ment is as fallows: "Tho attache, Tu, who has resigned to go kick to China, 1b not commissioned by me to transact any official or other b mess at ull. All ru mors about thu concessions to bo had in China for tlio purpovo of constructing railways or opening national banks, or (or any other like business enterprises, and all taloiuunt involving any connec tion on my part, or uny interest of mine in any miuh enterprUen, Hre utterly und HUolutely fait. 1 am under no iiiktrue tloiiH from my government connecting mo with any wieh vclivmu. 1 Imvu no pownr, war Imvu I uny influence, thut would uvw Vo ui n thut dlm-tlon," FOREIGN NEWS. The Kaiser Discusses the Labor Question at a Dinner. Dr. Weyl Discovers a Method of Detecting Poisonous Elements in Koch's Lymph and Eliminating Them. There is war against Mormon mission aries at Nottingham, Kngland. The London press upholds Prime Min ister Crispi in his resignation at the tariff crisis. Eight thousand men were engaged in clearing the streets of Vienna after ono of the January snowstorms. A Chili cablegram says that Pisagua has been bombarded and'is burning. The blockade lias ceased at Valparaiso. The new Italian Cabinet will withdraw from the Chamber of Deputies all the financial hills presented by Signor Crispi. The Ormonde Club of Ixmdon offers a purse of $ 10,000 for a boxing mutch of ten rounds between Sluviu and Sullivan. The British army costs $177,000,000 a year. This is $10,000,000 more than Ger many pays for the support of her sol diery. Do Lesseps announces an issue of 00, 000 three-per-cent. debentures for the Suez canal improvements at 420 per 500 francs a share. The English Lilwrals are taking active steps to organize the party, with a view to general election should the govern ment suddenly dissolve Parliament. A Paris p-ipcr says tlio King of Uganda under French influence has refused to recognize tho English protectorate, and tho East African Company's agenis have retired from the neighboring country. The Kaiser will again visit England in July, in time for the week of enjoyment at Cowes, and after that will proceed in his yacht to Scotland, whence lie will steam across to Lofoden Islands and other points of interest on the Norwe gian coast. Tho Church party, which is unusually strong in the new Spanish House of Dep uties, has created much disquiet by again requesting the Queen Regent to inter vene in behalf of the Pope and restora tion of his temporal power. Tho German cruiser Moltko will set out, in April on an expedition around the world, going round Capo Horn to the wetern coast of America and thence to Japan. Tlio return voyage will bo by way of China, India and Capo of Good 1 lope. A wise provision for escape from firo is obligatory in all Russian hotels. Every corridor must have a staircase at each end, and if of extra length, several others at stated intervals, or else iron ladders must be placed outside the house. One of tho most remarkable features of the modem London is the extension of tho newspaper kingdom. Journalistic premises havo long overflowed Fleet street into the Strand, and they are now occupying no small place in fashionable Piccadilly. An Indian dead city has been found near Lahore in the Punjab. The owner, a Mahoniniedun, discovered that his property alwunded in bricks, and a gov ernment ollicial sent to survey the exca vations realized that the site of a huge ancient town was being laid bare. There aro tiers and tiers of foundations of im inense buildings formed of the strongest masonry. Sir John Ferguson of the foreign of fice, answering a question in Parliament relating to tlio American reciprocity treaty with Brazil and as to whether Great Britain would reap commercial advantages in Brazil compared with those bestowed by tho treaty on the United States, replied that Great Britain had no such commercial-treaty rights as those bestowed by tho treaty on the United States. At a parliamentary dinner given in Berlin by Chancellor Caprivi to the members of tho German Reichstag the Kaiser, wlto was present as the leading guest, discussed tho lalwr question with lien en Windhorst, bclimidt and uount Preysing. Tlio Kaiser expressed the opinion that tlio attacks of Prince Bis marck on the government's policy wero directed against ltimsell. Mortality from Biiake-bite in India has increased so much of late that the gov ernment intends to try a now method of exterminating tlio reptiles. Money re wards are not successful, lor in several dis tricts the natives encouraged the breed' ing of the snakes expressly to obtain a larger recompense. So all cover for rep tiles near villages will be destroyed by special officials under the supervision of tho local governments, and ttie natives wiil lose a profitable branch of industry. Tho resignation of tho Egyptian Min istry has been accepted by the Khedive. The action of the Ministry grew out of tho apjiointnicnt of Justice Scott to serve as tho British judicial adviser in Egypt, and especially on thesuhjectof Egyptian tribunals. It is lielieved that Riaz Pa sha, President ol the Council of Minis ters and at tho same timcMiuistcrof the Interior und Minister of Finance, will withdraw his resignation, and that tho present Cabinet will continue in office. In tho House of Commons Caustou, tho Liberal member for Southwark, asked tho government whether under the existing law and without further legislation Catholics wero eligible to the office of lml Chancellor of the United Kingdom and Viceroy of Ireland, Tho Attorney-General, Sir Richard Webster, attbwere'd that lawyers differed on tho question, which would become a prac tical one, requiring a holution if tho gov ernment should appoint a Roman Cath olic, Tho Federation of British Shipowners has issued an ultimatum in thu straggle with tlio Seamen and Firemen's Union. The ultimatum declares that tho dicta tion of unions is unbearable, and thut ineiiilvrs of tho federation will in futuro employ no mun who is unwilling to pledgo himself to einkirk on any vewel on which he signs articled whether tho rcMiuinder of tho crow uro union men or not. Thu federation dlwivown any Inten tion of interfering witlj,tho uiiioun or of fc-duriug wmiWt PORTLAND MARKET. Wheat In light demand, but offer ings are small and values steady at $1.25 1.24. for Vallev and $1.161.10M o1 Walla Walla. Flock Quote: Standard, $3.80; Walln Walla, $3 70 per barrel. Oats Quote: 00c per bushel. Miu-btuffs Quote : Bran, $22 : Shorts, $2l; Ground Bailey, $30(S32.50; Chop Feed. 5 cr ton; Barley, $1.251.30 per cental. ihv tvuoto: 1 C.rtT 1 7 per ton. VKeiurMit.KS I he maiket is firm. '" t- Cabbage, ?1.161.75 per cental; C.iulillower, $l(Oil 25 per dozen; Celery, jjiic tier dozen; Onions, 2(4 2J4c per pound; Carrots, $1.00' per sack; Beets, $1.50 per sack; Turnips, $1 per sack; Potatoes, 7680c per cental. Eauns The market is steady. Quoto: Los Angeles Oranges, $22.25; River site $3 0J3 25; Navels, $4.50 per box; Sicily Lemons, $5.50G.00 per case; Tears, lc per pound; Apples, 00c $1.25 per box; Bananas, $34 per bunch. Bi'Ttkh Quote: Oregon fancy cream ery, 4042c; fancy dairy, 37c; fair to'jnol. 27S(rt30c; common, 20(?25c; choice California, 3840c per pound. CinsKBK Quoto: Oregon, 1314c; Cal ifornia, lfi(810e per pound. .nuts The market is steady. Quoto: California Walnuts, 17c; other vari eties, luc; Peanuts, 12c; Almonds, 17c; Filberts, 1415c; new Brazils, 20c per pound ; Ooooanuts, $1 per dozen. Eons Quote : Oregon, 25c per dozen. Poul'iky Quoto: Chickens. $5.00 5.50; Ducks, SOi'Li 10; Geese, $910 per dozen ; Turkeys, 1415c per pound. Hors Tho market is steady, with nominal prices. Quote: 3033c per pound. Wooii Quoto: Willamette Valley, 10 (ff20c; Walla Walla, i417cper pound. Hidks Quote: Dry Hides, selected prime, 8c?8Jc, He less for culls; green, selected, over 55 pounds. 4c; under 55 pounds, 3c: Sheep" Pelts, short wool. 30 i5Uc: medium, iU80c; long,0c(3$1.25 ; shearlings, 1020o; Tallow, good to choice, 3i23)jC per pound. Tlio Morclnimllso Market. Coal Oil Quoto : $2.20 per eae. Rick Quote: $5.5005.75 per cental. Picklks Quoto: $1.50 5s; $1.3.5 3 . CaANumtaiEs Quoto: Cape Cod, 11 per barrel. Salt Quote: Liverpool, $17, $18, $10; stock, $ll12 per ton in carload loK Cokkue Quote: Costa Rica. 22,'e; Rio, 25jc; Arbucklo's, roasted, 2oc per pound. Bkans The market is firm. Quote: Small Whites, 8'c; Pink, 3c; Bayos, 4c; Butter, 3c; Limas, 4Vo per pound. Sua aks Quoto : Golden C, 4c ; exti a C, 5Jc; dry granulated, 0gc; cube crushed and powdered, 0c per pound. DniKD FituiTS The market is tirni. Quoto: Italian Prunes, 12Jc; Pe tite and German Prunes, 10c per pound; Raisins, $2.50 per box: Plummer-dried Pears, 10llc; sun-dried and factory Plums, ll12c: evaporated Peaches.l8 20c; Smyrna Figs, 20c; California Figs, 0c per pound. Canned Goons Market steadv. Quoto : Table fruits. $2.00, 2kjs; Peaches, $2.50; Bartlett Pears, $2.25; Plums. $1.05; Strawberries, $2.50; Cherries, $22.50; Blacklnjrries, $2; Raspberries, $2.55; Pineopples, $2.75; Apricots, $2.00. Pie fruit: Assorted, $1 .50 tier dozen; Peaches, $1.50; Plums, $1.25; Blackberries, $1. 05 per dozen. Vegetables: Corn, $1.25 ((i 1.50. according to quality; Toinatoen, $1.153.50; Sugar Peas, $1. 101.00; String Beans, $1.10perdozen. Fish : Sal mon, $1.251.50; sardines, 80c (l $1.00; lobsters, $23; oysters, $1.50(33.25 per dozen. Condensed milk : Eagle brand, $8.25; Crown, $7; Highland, $0.75; Champion. $0 per case. Nails Base quotations: Iron, $3 0J; Steel, $3.10; Wire, $3.00 per keg. Suot Quote: $1.75 per sack. Tlio Meat MurkuU The market is steady. Beef Live, 3((J)4c; dressed, 7c Mutton Live,"44(ii.4J9c; dressed, Sj. Hogs Live, 4o4?4c"; dressed, Oc Veal 5(g8c per pound. SMOKED MEATS AND LAKD. The market is firm. Quotations: East ern Hams, 12l(.13c; Breakfast Ba con, 10)llc; Sides, 910c; Lard, SJhQ Uc per pound. Chicago1 I'ciiilnlno Itllllaril Expert. The largest number of women players at any ono place may now bo found at tho aristocratic Standard club on the south side. Tho young women hero do not hesitato to play an oven game with tho men, and hold their own, too. Tho Misses Goodman aro recognized as tho best two players on tho south side. On tho north sido Miss Cool ranks abovo till other fonialo players. Sho can play too btrong a gama for most ama teurs, making runs of fifty and sixty with three balls. Two years ago such a feat was considered next to impossible for any woman. Hampered by her skirts and corsets, there wero any num ber of shots that sho could not make. The.so havo been overcome, however, by learning to handle tho cuo with tho left hand. Nothing now seems to stand in tho way of a woman learning to play the gamo as well as tho averago man. Potter Palmer has a table of uidquo design which is a combination cabinet. Tho schemo was devised by Mrs. Palmer, who, with many of her north bido friends, delights in tho game. Tho tablo was built after an original design which she furnished tho factory. Georgo M. Pullman is tho possessor of another hand somo table, ami tho Misses Pullman aro credited with being ablo to play a fair amateur game with four balls. Charles Schwartz has a tablo that cost nearly $1,000, and Mrs. II. H. Portor personally looks after both n billiard ami a pool tablo in her elogant home. Chicago Nows. (km1 UcaMHiInc An Indian tlsherinau ia offering a string of tlno brook trout was usUixl, "what's your price t" "Ono shilling, ono fish," was tho nmwer. "But tlacro is a littlo ono I u shilliug for thntr "Sure," ho quickly rejoined, "Jtwt a hard to catch tittuas u big ouo," Vouth'i Com- , jiauiou. , MuUIni; Uji tlio Dlllrrruce. Jones Mo&cs, it strikes mo that those troubcr uro too short. 1 Mosoa lfcimcs Veil, uiiuo frond, I . glvo yon n coat that's Just u littlo too i long to inuko up thu difference. Texiu Sifting. Tirl.tc-rt nn! the Speaking Tubes. Thm lipvi'r was nnvthinc like that girl's terror of tho bell-and-tubo arrange ment in our flat. Tho first timo a caller camo sho rushed in to mo with eyes liko soup plates and gasped out: "Marmt Manul There's somebody a whistling somewhere, and, if you please, I don't know where I" I explained and encour aged her to put her car to tho tube and get tho message. Sho never did it with out first crossing herself; I know sho was convinced tlio whole process was operated from a place considerably south of our lower balL I urged her the next timo sho heard the call to go to tho tube and call "Yes?" The whistle came; and, my dear, the roar sho sent down that tube would havo raised tho scalp of a Pawnee Indian. I fled downstairs in terror to see what ef fect it had hud, and Mrs. De Nerfs you k know what a shattered condition she is in, just recovering from nervous pros tration! was sitting on tlio lower step, quite limp and faint, clasping her vin aigrette. "Martha," sho said, "even if you didn't want to see me, why need you fire a gun down the tube?" Boston Commonwealth. Slim Jim's Strategy During a lull, in business tho dealers in the "Ma'sh market" occasionally get together and swap yams to kill time. Tho other day a German butcher gave in his experience of a "beat" as follows: "Dero vas a tramp used to hang aroundt de market vot we called 'Slim Jim.' Ho looked like ho vas yust about starred most of de time. He come to my stand mid picked up a string of sausages and holdt it up and say. 'How much is dis?' Pefore 1 could say a vort a lean cur dog jumps up, snatches aboudt dree pounds of sausage, and was off. "De man yelled and say, 'Take off your dog. Vat for you keep a taugerous animal to bidto your gustomers?' I ogs- ' plained dot it vos not my dog, but ho vent away sh wearing. Dot feller, as 1 aftervords fpundt oudt, ownedt de dog and had him trainedt for dot bizness. Ho followedt him to tho Smithsonian grounds and got de sausage. Pooty goodt trick, don't it? But I bate you dot 'Slim Jim' don't come aroundt by my stall some more." Washington Post. What In a Xumc. In the Massachusetts Reports, if one would take the trouble to look there or. indeed, whether one looks for it or not there is one of tho coincidences which do so much to keep the theory alive. Therein it is recorded and set forth how ono Aquarius Breen was convicted of ad ulterating milk. It must be evident to any theorist that tho naino waa respon sible for his departure from tho paths of probity. How could it bo expected that a man with the namo Aquarius would fail to water his milk? His whole conscience might rebel against the sin, but his destiny was set- J tied when he was christened, and how could he resist it? Had justice been dono punishment in this caso would havo been meted out, not to Aquarius Breen, but to the parents who by inflict ing upon him such a name had mado it impossiblo for him to do otherwise than to water his milk. Ho was tho victim of circumstances over which he had no control whatever. Boston Courier. It Didn't Work. A Hallowell husband tried a suicide scare on his wife witli ill success. Tho couple had quarreled, and tho husband, taking a bottle of red ink, strewed part ou tho floor and daubed tho remainder on his throat. Then ho laid down o tho bed, feigning death. Tho wife came into tho room, saw her husband and at onco comprehended tho trick. "My GodI" she exclaimed, "he's committed suicide. I must get tho- neighbors to j help lay him out." Sho then left the room, and returning u few minutes afterward saw that her husband had moved. "Ho has turned over; I guess he'll live," she remarked, and ho did live. Cor. Boston JournaL Transplanted ISrltons. Transplanted to now countries, such as Australia, the British raco becomes very much more vigorous and of better' physique. Yet in Australia, strange to say, tho children of British emigrants tiro more likely to havo decayed teeth or to lose them earlier than their parents Probably the soft foods requiring little mastication with which wo aro pam pered in modern times is one of the rea sons for dental decay. London Tit-Bits. Heretofore reports in relation to tho comparative power of different illumi nants, s seen through fog and haze,, havo been against tae electric light Lately, however, three prominent En glish scientists t-ay that when the elec tric light is depriwd in n measure of lM . highly refrangible ways by tho haze its further progr 'ss is not more cut dowu. than the li ' from o'l or gas. VEGETABLE PANAGE& PREPARED FROM ROOTS ft: HERBS. r"l O T U C- 1 t r- trm " w 1 1 i rib tJni Jr AND ALL OTHER DISEASES ARISINQ FROM A DISORDERED STATE of the STOMACH OR AN INACTIVE LIVER. raft sur uv ii i DRUGGISTS A GENERAL DEALERS. a. i-