The Oregon Scout Jones & Chamcey. Publishers. UNION, OREGON. THE MINSTREL'S LOVE. Tbe Minstrel wandered ty the inouutoln stresua, Al through the Iixify prove; lie luuel hit lute ninl sang, aud lot Ills tlieme Wan all ii f love. The birds sang gayly nil Iho summer day Amid tlm houghs nlmve: Tlie Jilustrcl heai-d. mid answered to tlielr lojr, Twos nil of loio He met the male) that most lie loa'd to meet. As she at ive did rote; Ho greeted her ax merest friends might erect, No word of lovo' To birds and stream Ms Inmost heart he bean. And might their pity move For his Kad lot. to her aloue he dams Not iKal of lote. Ah, cruel maid, canst tliou not read his eyes? Canst thou not read hi heart? Const thou not see that with i mullo In tries To hide Its smart? Oo ask the little hlrds of what he tang; Oo ask each forest tree. What wo the theme to which its branches rang Tu alJ of t-heot PllUbuig Bulletin. An I'lerlro-Mitfrrirtlo Cruue. Ail electro mugnet with & carrylnfr ea ' pocity of BOO pounds In attached to a crane iu tho Cleveland steel works, and readily nicks tin and handles billets and other masses of Iron without thu uho of chains. tongs or other devices A mere lad la xIiiih enabled to do tho work of fourteen or fifteen men, Ilo lowers the uiauet from thu crime, on to thu object to ' nioved. turns on tho current, tnd she mugnet iininediutely attaches Itself: Mia crane operated by n .moumatlo rC7 raises tho load, which Is :arried to '.he ! aired position, lowered, and then "1ms.1 by cutting off the current Chicago Ne . What I'uprlkn I. A Now York epicuro icnt a bojr, if pa prika to a Philadelphia epicuro, inJ .n latter wmto ,o '.lie writer aski'jg iO"v j two IL Paprika is a ieep red potior mado by grinding dried sweet jr Spanish peppers to a 'lour In Hungary .h variety of tho sapper 'aniily Is oxvnsiviiy culUvatod Its :ult:vttion is encouraged by tho government. Tho uso of any nher popper 'a .tiniest unknown In cJxa.ur7, paprika taking ",ho place of tho East tuJ West India peppers. It ia a singular fact that dyspopsla is a disease unknown among those who uso paprika. New York Evening Sun. Symptom nl Colloe 1'olnnnlni;. Chronic poisoning by colTeo has been studied by Guolllot. of Ueins. who Inils it among well to do overfed Individuals, while tea olsoning occurs In hard worked and half starved women Tho symptoms of coffeo poisoning aro want of appetite, sleeplessness and nervous trombliugs. with various indications of Indigestion and torpor of liver Tea poisoning re quires rest and nourishment; but tho vlo tim of coffeo excess usually needs to tin load his system by exurciso on a low diet. Arkansaw Traveler. Monti Iiiiprnvnineiit of Prisoners. Tho authorities of tho California Stata prison have introduced a novel dovlco for tlio moral Improvement of prisoners through their stomachs. According to Tho Aiucrlcau Analyst convicts who bo- have budly havo ordinary fare, and thouo who work diligently and give no troublo to tho wardous get tho best of meals. As might bo expected, tho plan works ad mirably, though it Is expensive. Tho road to tho heart may bo said to lead through tho stomach in penal as well on In domestlo coucortis. Now Vork Press, Salvation Army Charity. A most admirable charity Is that of the Salvation Army In London, which has opened a restaurant, where a meal may bo bought for a farthing Tho small coin pays for a bowl of soup or a half loaf of bread and two farthings secures a cup of coffeo or cocoa and a slice of bread and jam Thus for about two cents a wholesomo weal can bo bought. Threopotico brings meat and potatoes and a halt penny a di&ii of rlco. Chicago Herald. A Shear of Myron's Pens. Of course every visitor to Venice takes a look at Lord Uyron s pen. In tho Ameri can monastery At least, tie Hunks he does Hut It has just como out that so mo time ago an oul monk, wearied oy the constant Inquiries for a sight of tlio pool's pen, took u bundle of gooso qulLs and uianufactuied a whoio Bbeaf of My ron's pens, which ho distributed to tho younger monks for tho delectation of eu- 4 l..ut..uf I.. S- nv.ll Objection to Cottoneed Oil. The only torlotu objection to tho uso it cottonseed oil for cooking purposoa Is the dlsagrooablo odor when tho oil Is heated beyond a certain point If It bo possible for chemists to so deodorlzo tho refilled product as to remedy this objection thorn is uo reason why the cleanly vogotaole product should not entirely supplant the doubtful lard, which is uow of almost universal culinary uso. Philadelphia ltocord, A Curious Alloy. Put Into n clean cruclblo an ounce jf uuijvi mm an uuiico oi antimony fciise thoui by a strong heat, and pour the alloy .u v'iiuijiiu wui oo very hard and of a beautiful violet hue. Tills alloy has not yet been applied to any Ubo- Ittfjt n mnlfl 'I I, ...i,.,..,. I ...nt i . lul purposes; hut Its excellent qualities , luuepoiiueni ol Its color entitle It coubldoratlon. Scientific American, Grow th or Itiiium to Rome has grown so that many of Its' most interesting features uro threatened- Iho magnificent LudovUi gardeiin wore offered to the city for $000.(XX They aro now worth ten times that amount o building tots, aud will bo cut up Now York Sun. lUw onions nro now rocommendod rj cure for Insomnia by physicians who do their prescribing by mull tuid tdeplioue. Omaha World, AUSTRALIA'S FIRST SETTLERS. Csvst on the Shore to Prrluli Kldmiplne Wive I) J Authority. Tho only object aimed at by the British government In nettling Australia was to get rid of tho convicts One can scarcely believe even that It wax exfiected that tho convicts should do more than dr.tg out a briof and miserable existence under the rigors of a mlo designed rather to hasten than to prolong their end The arrango ment under which Governor Philip was dispatched did not contain a single, elo ment of permanence Not tho least startling part in connection with this point is that of the total number of 1,030 tiorsons who landed from tuo vessels or tho expedition, only were women. The other "live stock" consisted of 0 horses. II cows. I bull and 12 sheep, whllo tho expedition was so badly provisioned that from the very moment of lauding starvation began to stare tho settlers In tho faco To redress tho balance of tho sexes, the British government, in a dispatch, of which a copy may bo seen to this day In tho record otlice. authorized tho governor to send a transport to ono of tho neigh boring Friendly Islands and kidnap 200 native women as wives for the unpro vlded males In tho colony This gives a good Idea of the views which tho British government of that day held as to the future of Australia Hut badly off as the settlers wero at the first, their condition speedily became worse Ono charactcrls tic misfortune and its sequel muy bo men' tioned To tho distress of tho littlo com muiiity. It was found ono day that tho bull Mini four of tho cows had escaped from tho Inclosure Search parties wero sent out, but in vain Several years passed by. and "then rumors reached tho settlemeut thut a herd of cattle had been seen about forty miles In the Interior Again parties wero sent out In search. unci to the joy bt tho peoplo thoy discov ered the lost cattle, uow increased to several hundred Tho place where tho herd wero grazing Is now called the Cow pastures This story is enshrined In tho most cherished traditions of the colony; It is not for mo to cast doubt on its authenticity Uoro, then, was the ugly duckling out of which the swan of tho southern seas was to grow liraiided trom tlio lirst with tho stain of couvictism. settled by tho scum of tho criminal clashes of England, who would seem to have been equipped rather with tho hope that they would fall than that they would succeed, regarded by tho homo government as an almost iiniuhablt ablo and altogether usoless country, savo us a convenient hole into which to throw human refuse Australia has risen to a commanding height of prosperity and In flueiii'o. llmuks to liei uuttiral resources, to tho Industry of the race she has so generously uiirtnred. but mainly to tho extraordinary genius energy and fore thought of an tin broken succession of groat men. National llo view J'elty MoiiiiiioNe.i ol Aetors. Actors and actresses aro very much like other peoplo. they are full of potty spites I know of a case which happened In a Ixindon theatre not many weeks ago. In which o:io actor of rank In tho pro fcsslon had to receive something from a young player on tho stage For soma reason or other he did not liko tho young man. and determined to bother him, so iu stead of taking the article tendered ho fell down as if in u fit. leaving tho young fellow without any one to go on with or any means of exit Some years ago a very eolobrated actress used habitually to annoy a well known actor with whom she played 'Is it tho case," asked tho actor of her otio day "Miss , that whonover I havo to say my linos In the third act, you cough as violently as you can to drown my voice?" "Yes Mr ," was tho ro ply: "I think, do vou know that your volco Is better when it Is drowned " That same lady once played a terriblo trick upon tho actor Knowing ho was tier vous, alio gavo hi in. as Portia, a ring, which ho, as Itassauia. was rumble to get on his finger, and so put him out that h nearly broko down altogether lint lately an actor told me himself that bo greatly did he dislike playing with a lady who was In the same cast with him that ho frequently put chairs, stools and tablos In her way ptiroscly on tho stago. so that she could not iimko her accus tomed rushes over the boards without a risk of tumbling Oh yes there aro plenty of little spiteful incidents on the stage, and tho (eoplo who perform them aro usually the kiutjjiosi tint most Inno cent iu appoarauco Ixmdou Ixitter (illyetv Amouis tile Trench. Tlio Irish aro tlio gayest aud most un derfed people In the world savo tho Span iards, who aro happy on u crust of bread, an onion and a cup of wuter Goldsmith rotnurked thut tlx gayety of Uio French man was In an Inverse ratio lo the weight of his ptirso This is true In out time as In his Nothing is more dull, more for mal, more insipid, mom inane than asocial evening gathering of French who initially dlno of treiito six plats They havo no life In themselves, and havo to get bouiTo opera singers tc stir them up Aud oven In laughing ul tlii'so they aro dull On tho other hand there Is always fun and go among the oor, hard worked French It Is this class which furnishes priestesses to tho laughter loving goddess, who sweep hero tho wealth of I lie world to her altar Mile. Schneider Jeaiino drauler. Lconido loblano. Theresa Judic and Milly Meyer nil rose from overty to opulence. Lou don Truth Ills DUtu.te. Mmlo lllin Klolc. Wo havo lust heard astorv which aarros to show that whuther a distaste for cor- tain kinds of food Is notional or not, It Is well to heed It A lloston man had evolved an Instinctive theory against eel and could never bo Induced to try It. Somo friend who liked tho dish wero do- tcrmlncd ho should, aud having tho eel cooked In u disguised manner, Invited him to diuo aud had him partake. Ilo ato thu fish with relish aud commended It highly Then, having uujoyed his discomfiture, they told hi in what It was Before twenty four hours tho family doctor was at his wit's mid to relieve that man's ugniiy, and savml his life at a close pluch. Dostou Advertiser, FANCIES ABOUT BIRDS. 3CME OF THE QUEER TIONS OF COLORED SUPERSTI PEOPLE. A Writer Itepents the Stories or Dusky Legend Teller" Folk Lore Co nee ml tin I Viitherecl Songster llinc. 1'uitrldge, Iloliin, .lay Ulrd and ".Shlverln Owl." How many queer fancies tlio negroes havo about birds' To them every feath ered songster makes prognostication either of good or evil to befall the believer In signs Dusky legend tellers relate how the white dovo flew out of the Ark and was the first living thing to find land after tho great flood They augment tho old story by sayiiig that on that land did tho dovo. for lovo of man. plant tho lirst grain of corn. They bless tho getitle bird for giving that strongest staff of life to tho laborer, that which they call in their quaint fancy for personification Friend John Constant, "do good corn meal dat stands by you constant " It was tho mourning dove who brought tho world another great blessing, with her tender bill sho dug for man tho Orst springs To him who hears tho first dove's uote In tho new spring time, good or bad luck is portended, as tho hearer happens to bo going upordown a uiX when tho tender complaining strikes his ear A pocketful of money and a crib full of com at tho end of tho year await tho man who, walking a lovel road, hears tho dovo's cooing. If ho comply with tho fol lowing conditio!) to step three steps after hearing the first note, then to Ho down and roll over his three lost tracks A mighty "lovo powder" is thought by dark damsels to bo made of a parched and powdered dove's heart Not a few negroes believe that troubles will follow him who kills a dovo The mourning dovo Is said to mourn for a passing soul CONCKIl.NLNO MUDS EOG& Tlio partridge fears to frequent tho ground oft trod by man hence arises tho belief that death will como to somo dweller in a cabin near which is heard tho partridgo's shrill whistle Lucky is ho who finds the nest of the industrious partridge, for these uro bird's eggs that can bo eaten without fear of evil conse quences Hut let no person who loves homo eat tho egg of the blue bird, for that egg gives to tho eater thereof uli insatiate deslro to run away always to run away Days full of sunshine will invito him to wander; days of clouds and ruin will demand him to leave the warm homo hearth, always to slip away somowhoro from t'umiliar places and well loved faces Woo to him who eats a mocking bird's egg tlio penalty attached to the eating thereof is to "tell all an maybe mo'n' you know " Tho t'titer of a killdoo's egg will surely there after break his arm It wus tho bright, restless littlo robin tiiat planted on old earth the first ono of tlio many cedars that now shako their plumes on a thousand hills It was tho port jay bird that brought In his bill tho "first grit of dirt" to tho world, whence ho flew witli it legend fulls to inform For a certain space on Friday noon, say the mummies no juy is to bo seen on the whole face of the earth Why? They go to the under world to curry to tlio king of that realm a grain of sand Whether this Is a punishment for tho bringing of that first "grit," no aunty will tell, but she will assert most posi lively that tho jays do certainly leave our world at precisely I) o'clock on Friday morning, and aro back promptly at 1 o'clock of thut same day LUCK AM A I.OVKn. Lticky is tlio dusky maid who sees a rod bird wlion she Is not on tho lookout for one Sho must make uo mention of hav lug seen tho proity tellow, but discreetly go about her business, "makiu' uo 'mira tion at all " If this condition Is complied with sho will see her sweetheart before the sun Is down if the bird seen Is bright red. her lover will como in happy mood; if palo Is the color of tho bird, her lover will show himself ill tempered Mover bring out of u wild bird s nest a young ono to strive to rear It in a house j whew people live, for tho bird will surely dio, and no less certainly will tho super stitious ones regard this death us a "cull" for somo loved Inmate of that dwelling to dio also The rain crow cries for ruin. Theroaro many jolly dialed songs ubout the crow Tho negroes seem to consider him qulto a stnurt fellow Ou of them, a black ouo with white feutheis under his wings. Is a "preuchoi crow " Most direful 111, how ovor. will lollow the dwellers In a houso ou whoso roof a crow lights It Is tho wreu nesting under the eaves that brings the greatest good lortuuo to a houso Fol lowed by gnels aud trials will bo that man who kills u wreu l.ot no person mock a "shlverln1 owl," for tho penalty thereto Is "dat firoll fol lor you " Who mocks a whippoorwlll will have tils clothes burned up Who hears u whlpoorwlll sounding Its sweet nolo in daylight will havo his clothes burned A Hock of brown birds called "ulr colts" twitter for u death sign. Tho great white crauo only leaves his marshy places to bring to somo household "wiirnin o death " (irent consternation fills a houso when the crauo flies over tho roof and calls down his dolorous cry of "Corpse! Corpse' Corpsol"--ElJ Sheppord In Now Orleans Times Democrat. One ol Daniel Webster's Law. Fow RHipIo know and fewer rymombor one great service winch Daniel Webster Informed for mankind In tho ten days during which he was a member of the Massachusetts legislature) In ono of his speeches ho said, seaklug of that timo "I turned my thoughts to tho search of some good object In which I could bo use ful In the position, und after much reflec tion 1 Ititnxlucod a bill which, with tho general consent of both houses of tho Mas s.tchuseUs legislature, passed Into a law aud Is now a law of the stulo, which en acts that uo man In thu stul shall catch trout In any other manner than with tha ordinary hook and lino Uow many men have done as much for mankind In u whole lifetime as ho did by this one actT David A. Curtis In New Vork Mall and Eiprvi. Some President' Trouners. Some men art; Ikjiti for trousers, oth ers achieve trousvrs mid others havo trousers thrust upon them. Who that ever saw President Arthur can forget the beautiful folds of his trousers? Neither large nor small, with no bag ging at the knee, but fulling gracefully I upon his shoe they were indeed beautiful to bshold. Sum trousers wero not sira ( ply due to the tailor's art. The showed ! his natural alllnity for trousers, and while the experiment might have been attended with danger, there is, neverthe less, a strong probability that Mr. Ar j thur would have made a pair of Dowei y ' "hand-me-downs" look quite respectable. , Of all the presidents of modern times ho i was the best clothed us to his nether ' garments. Ilia great predecessor, Gen. Garfield, I achieved trousers. His tailor was good, i the cloth was in good taste, but the i wearer gave little attention to tho tnat , ter, and even appeared in public once in trousers frayed at the heel. Hayes' iuu.s .ii mi. oeei. ua u rousers wero barelv respectable, while Jen. Grant was utterly indifferent to m n .. t- ' trousers Ge his. Trousers wero thrust unon him. He really had no taste for them. i President Harrison's trousers are re spectable and good always, but they aro full of wrinkles and of so conservative a color as to be nonentities in tho trouser world, and President Cleveland's legs were incased in broadcloth of n stillness i nnd newness of appearance that showed a woeful subordination of the wearer to the tender mercies of the tailor. This I is a fatal mistake. A man's trousers should show the combined thought of , the wearer and the tailor. Neither can , accomplish them successfully alone. ! Cor. New York Times. Mummies and Mohammcilnns. One night I visited tho Metropolitan Museum of Art for tho purpose of exam- ming somo of tlio antiques exhibited there, and I took a look at the mummied cats, in which my littlo son, who was with me. is especially interested. Very i solemn and ghastly tire the swathed and silent tabbus, who perhaps gamboled around the feet of Moses and of Pha- I raoh's daughter, and it struck me in I looking at them thut the Egyptians of I S.OOO years ago were a little ahead of tho I New York of today jn their devotion to I birds and quadrupeds Something of this veneration for the brute creation hits been transmitted to j oUH 'vnowiedge among tho Poor was the Mohammedan of the east, who per-1 forn,L'(l llmt ,,10V W('r" publicly recog tnits neither cuts nor dogs to be slain, j izt'd. nor until 17!)?. when the first Freo but provides meals and quarters tor i s,lllllli.v School society was organized, them. A learned pundit of that persua- tl,!,t, freo s'"'day schools became general. sion once expressed to the late S. s. Cox. when minister to Turkey, his surprise that a Society for the Prevention of Cru elty to Animals should be needed in a Christian country. Our brilliant "Sun set" was not usually at a loss for words either to conceal or express an idea, but on this occasion he confessed that ho was routed by the unspeakable Turk, and had to take refuge in the assertion that this was the work of the Ulavatsky sect of liuddhists. It is just possible that the gentle Turk believed him, but Mr. Cox was always of the opinion that ho did not. New York Letter. Selling Tobaceo In Danville. It is an interesting sight to see tho hundreds of covered tobacco wagons come to market. Large ware houses aro ready to offer every inducement to fann ers to sell their load. Driveways lead to the great floors where tho load is as sorted in piles according to grade, hav ing been weighed first while on tho truck. Each pile is tagged with tho name of the owner and the weight, with a place for the buyer's name and price. Many farmers remain over night, for they arrive at all hours of the day and night. Freu stables and other ordi nary comfort aro provided. There aro ten ware houses in Danville, N. C. They are divided into two series of livo each, and public sales aro con ducted in two at tho same time. Under tho direction of tho Tobacco Exchange tho order of sales is arranged. Placards are posted at different points, "First 6alo 1 at Neal's." "Second sale at Acreo's." and 60 0n. each warehouse taking its assigned turn until all live have sold out first to- day, the last to-morrow. Each ware I house has its own auctioneer, clerks, i and most of tho linns buying having two sets of buyers to attend on tho two circuits. Cor. Washington Post j Compre sacil Air Torpedo. I Still another torpedo, this one the in vention of an Austrian count, Buona 1 corsi by name, has made its appearance in the European naval and military , world. According to official and private reports of the trials of this instrument they were eminently successful, giving results sniwior even to those obtained from tho Whitehead. The motivo power is compressed air. acting directly from a i reservoir upon the propeller without any . assistance or intervention from machin ery. Tho propulsion is effected by twin screws working inversely aud giving a , velocity greater and more continuous, it is contended, than any obtained in other ' torpedoes. Ono remarkable feature of this invention is tho faculty of auto matic guidance, which enables it to avoid protective nets nnd shields, nnd to dive any distance before rising to givo its blow, Exchange. The Time lo Gather Plotters. Do not gather flowers while tho sun la shining upon them, but choose instead tho early morning, or tho hour aftor tho sun has gone down. Avoid pulling or tearing from tho plant; cut with sharp scissors or a knife, ami in tho caso of varieties having a large stalk or stem rub n little dirt over tho wound. Al ways leave as long a 6tom as possible, not to interfere with othor buds or blos soms. John Richards iu Jenuess-Miller Magazine. It is not generally known that a single mouso turned loose iu a grocery window will catch more thes in a single evening than fly paper catches all day, and be tides, ho eats thuin, and don't lenvo thuin lying around loote. Don't grudge tho mouse ids little mischiof; he U a good Uy and roach tutt-nuinator, THE SUXDAY SCHOOL FOUNDED OF IN 1781 BY A PRINTER GLOUCESTERSHIRE. II mv Kobert Ilnlkes Was Led to Orcan- l7o tho Plrst Sunday School Why tlio Scheme Attracted (ieneral Attention. Historical Items of Interest. Sunday nchonlx werf founded about the close of the yeni 171 bv Uolx-rt lialkes, a pnnlet tti (iloiiei- te.-Mure Business lead uij tnm into Hie suburbs of tho town luhulittiHt by tho lowest class of peoplo, ho wu surprised by seeing multitudes of miserably ragged children, who mado the Sabbath day a carnival of noiso aud riot, iu which cursing and swearing had a large part To check this profanation of tho Lord's day he engaged four women, teachers of week day schools, to instruct such chil dren as ho should send them on tho Sunday ' in readinir and tho chureh r-uivhUm for . cuurcD catecnism. lor ! wero to rlvo one abiUIng each A visible Improvement being effected in a short timo. both in the manners and morals of tho children. Mr Kaikes' scheme attracted general attention llor majesty yueen Charlotte admitted him to an audi ence, and expressed high approbation of his plan Numerous schools formed on tho sumo model sprang up In tho principal towns, und a society, under high patron ago. wus formed In Ixindon in 1785 for tho establishment and support of Sunday schools throughout the kingdom This was tho first stago of tho Sunday schooL OltATUITOUS INHTItUCTION A great impediment to prosperity was tho oxpeuso of hiring tho teachers It is not certain who first conceived tho Idea of gratuitous instruction, but this in timo ' 01111)6 about, mid tho result wus that by tho year IBUO leaching In tho Sunday school I was almost universally without rcmunera I tion In 180H tho Sunday School union was j formed which, by its numerous publica I Hons agents and branch societies In tho j different parts of tho kingdom, exercised ; a wide infiuenco Tlio Instituto of tho ( Church of England, which operated in a , liko manner, is of u similar dnto Scotland boasts of Sunday schools as I early us 17S2 Hut It wus not till 1780. ! w'u,i" tuo h"eiety for Promoting Religi- ' WU!!, w' considerable op position from portions of tho ecclesiasti cal court, but this soon vunished. and Sunday school unions existed In most of the largo towns Sunday schools In Ireland bad been in a measure anticipated In County Down in 1770 but tho system pursued by Mr lluikes wus not miupted till ubout 178.). since which date its system bus been similar to thut of England In Ireland tho Sunday School society was established iu 180!) The Uomun Cutbolics. In tho United Kingdom at least, havo numerous Sunday schools Tnit FIHRT I. AMERICA. Tho First Day or Sunday School society, formed In Philadelphia in 1701, is tho first permanent Sunday school organization in tho United States of which there is trust worthy record It wuscoraposedof members of different denominations, including tbo Society of Friends Its constitution re quired that reading und writing from tho Hi bio und such other religious and moral books as tho society approved should fur nish tins course of instruction Tho Now York Sunday School union wusorganized in 1810. tho Philadelphia Sunday and Adult School union ono year later Theso three I societies recognized tho union of different denominations, and led to tho organization of tho American Sunday School union at I Philadelphia In 18 t Tho object of this ; union was to concentrate tho efforts of Sunday school societies in different sec tions of tlie United States, und to start schools wherever there wore children found iu sufficient numbers touttend them It naturally cume ubout that as now states wero settled and tho various denom 1 inations wero strengthened. Increased ' attention was given by each to Its own i Sunday schools. and denominational unions 1 to promote these wero formed As years passed, the question book was added to tho original recitation, and at length in a ( grout degree superseded It Later on ! came lesson helps texts, maps, black board exercisas. etc In tho earlier schools reward tickets were given, and when theso had sufficiently accumulated they were exchanged for books This stimulated the' production of works of a character suitable to young minds, und from this has beeu developed the Sunday school library (ooil Words for the Iteporter. Reporters differ in nmny ways Somo are purely descriptive, iu somo a bump of humor is magnificently doveloped, somo permeate a story, short or long, with in dices of personality Othors are cast Iron in recital, and mako their stories as piquant as an algebraical problem. A good reporter, gifted with natural spirits and health, is a thing of bounty and a joy forever In any w-ell regulated newspaper i m ,,.! luo. olUco Evory door is open to him. aud the field of life Is spread before him with its sunshine and Its shadow In the course, of an overling ho talks ,, , W lul presidents and walks with princes lie sits with the , sorrowful and mourns with tho humblo ten davs. Peoria Journal. No place Is too sacred, nouo too lowly; no Dr. Toel is now located in Portland, man Is too high, too rich, too great for The tumor, with hundreds of other tu hltn to approach, uono too poor, too hum- I "urs and cancers successfully removed by bio for him to servo lie Is as much at I lI,n ,cn" he seen in his office. Dr. Tool homo In tho palace of a millionaire as In a 1 ,,m81 8idied four years at the Universities hospital ward of a prison ilo writes with ' Sn& f '? i?? Ta , f i ,rt,urainCCS J R K?n ln th0 Northwest wl.o operates by bofrilled bishop and tho harrowing confes electricity without loss of blood, sion of a poor devil In tho Tombs t "T" jT B3 "sTsfd A good reporter must bo discreeL low UJKj I VIV I vtL ranch ho hears that ho cannot tell, how , Slakes n specialty of Diseases of tho much ho kiiows that It would not bo fair ' Nose, Throat nnd Keck, Skin, Urinary for him to reveal llo sees the best and Jnns, l'enialo Diseases nnd nil Surgical worst types of society, and has his hand ! Olwt'oii8, ns for Fistula, Files, rUrict-A more constantly upon tho pulso of affairs 1 1!'0' 1 "',',!) 1 o'V"a mid, nl1 ot-'or than anv minister lawvor doctor uiul UIcorB. Oorations performed than any nimistor. ianar. doctor or j,.. ,eim8 of wtridty without loss of tnerchant.-Joe Howard la Now Vork 1 1, ood. Ofllce-Nr,. in' V.i,i. Un,Pula KEA1 .1X11 ItK CONVIXCi:i). Coqbille City, Or., Dec. 31, 1MK). J. Eugene Jordan, At. I)., Seattle, Wash. Dkah Sin: It has been some time since I wrote a letler to you, but I have been so well that It has not been necessary. You ; lenietnber when 1 first wrole you in May, ' lrtfl, I was in a fearful condition with a i complication of troubles. I could not stand on. my feet five minutes at a time i unless walking around; it seemed as I though my b.tck would break apart. You reineml er that I had an enlarged lung or a bunch under my short ribs on the left side and it seemed to me us though I would smother to death. I also had liver ! and stomach trouble. In fact, my hea'th was completely broken down so that I ! would have been much better dead than I alive. Could not do any housework at all. ' how I am getting so stout; my bide does not trouble me. and I can do all my house work, washing and all. Please publish my testimony in any of your books or pa- pers.asl was just as bad as any onecould f . and Ret wel . Tl.e.e are a great many 1 weakly people here that I know your med- icines would cure if they had them to take, and I a'n sure If it was near here so that it could be procured they would take it, as all know how much I have suffered. I beg to remain Very respectfully, Mas 0. C. Meyeiis. Dn. JonnAN's office is at the residence of ex-Mayor Yesler. Third aud James. Consultation and prescriptions absolute ly FltEE. Send for free book explaining the Ilisto genetic system. Caution. 'I he Illstoeenefic Medicines aresoldinbutoneagenryineach town. The label around the bottle bears the following inscription: "Dr. J. Uuqene Jordan's Uis tcgenetlc Medicine." Every other device is a fraud. "What was the cmiso of your lenvinc your watch with your uncle?" l'oter Player "Aiite, relatively shaking." ltUPTUHK AND PILKS CUKKI). We positively cure rupture and all rectal dis eases without pain or detention from business. No cure, no pay; and no pay until cured. Ad dress for pamphlet Urs. I'orterlield & Loey, S3S Market street, San Kraucisco. "Your number," said the warden to the pris oner, "is ."(Xi " "That's cratlfvitip." said the unfortunate; "I'm in the 400 nt last." Mediocrity uhcais rnpies superiority. Dobbins' Electric Snap, first made in lfc'fio, has been imitated more than any soup made. Ask your grocer for Dobbins' Electric t-oap; all oihtr J;)ertrirs, Elec tricity, Maguetics. etc., are imitations. A coming-out "party" The politician who quits a fat olllce on the first of the new year. PILKS! PILKS! PILKS 1 Dr. Williams' Indian Pile Ointment will cure tm.,.l 111.,... II. rr .....1 T.ntilti ltn.,u ., ..11 n,l.nH i ointments have failed. It absorbs thu tumor, allavs the itching nt once, nets ii a poultice, Klves Instant iellef. lr. Williams' Indian Pile Ointment is prepnred only for Piles and Ite.lilnps of the private parts, and nothing eW'. KvcryJ box Is varrnnted. Sold bv drUL'cists, or f ent;by mull on rweelpt of price, fflp anil jl per box. WILLIAMS MANUFACTUKIXti CO., Proprietors, Cleveland, O. "Why does this man stare so ? lie)' is simply listening to tho marvelous cures effected by Dr. Pierce's Gold en Medical Discovery. Tlie following caso illustrates : February 14th, 1800. WOHLD'S DISPEN8ARV MEDICAL ASSOCIA TION. Buffalo, N. V.: Gentlemen A remarkable caso has occurred In our territory. J, N. Berry, a man about thirty years of ape, was fiolnir down rupldly. Ho tried physician after physician, patent medicines, homo receipts In fact, everything'. Ho went to a noted sanitarium and returned no better. Wo all thought ho was dying with consumption, and only a few weeks of lifo were left for him. Ho commenced "Golden Medical Discov ery," and at tho sumo timo commenced to mend. He has used about two oozen bottles, nnd is still using it. Ho has gained in weight, color and strength, nnd Is able to do light work. It la Just such a caso 09 wo should havo listened to rather suspiciously, but when wo see it wo mutt belle vo It. It has trebled our sales of "Golden Medical Discovery." JOHN HACKETT & SON. Druggists, Itoanoke, Ind. In all bronchial, throat and lung affections, lingering coughs, spitting of blood, weak lungs and kindred j ailments, tho "Discovery" effects the most marvelous cures. AVONl) Kit I'll L OIJH1J. Klectrlelty Cures u Uterine Tumor. Two weeks ago Mrs. Charles Sargent of Wyoming came to this citv to have Dr. Tool removo a fibroid uferino tu mor, from which sho hnd been suffering , ' cu,,,u i ami wum now verv wens "om loss of blood. Dr. Tool removed tho tumor by means of his galvano-caustic button. tllllS avoiding nil lnsa nt hlvwl .i,,.:, : ', ,:.. "... ..i?.:: ' i" .T i ....ni.b inn uiviiiuuii mill uiicrwuniaiiiiu eitiuimr uf.nt-f.ikli. r o , was nblo to return to Wvnmin,. n...iin in ., . . V , .,11, lllllll. Uli-,. -.11 I "Mil I, street, corner Fourth, rooms 3. 4 nnd 6 Wabhiiigton hmldinu, Portland, Or. r Nr v