The OregonScout Jones & Chancey Publishers. UNION, OREGON. WAR BETWEEN THE STREET8. How One Small liny Passed In Safety Through the Enemies' Linos. For vindictiveness, stubbornness and lack of any masterly Inactivity the war between the states is discounted by tha war between tho streets. One wa8 sot tlod in four or fivo years, but tho other Ifl perennial, and as Now York gets big-1 ger and bigger it spreads out over' xnoro territory. Evory wido awako small boy in town knows all about it Ho doesn't need any war maps to show him whcro tho various strongholds aro. If ho had maps they would bo of littlo uso to him, for beforo ho could master them ho would bo pretty suro to stumble into tho very midst of the enemy and subsequently give his family an opportunity for valuable prac tico in first aid to tho injured Strategy plays an important part in tho battles of tho small boy, and among other things ho learns how to pass through tho enemy s country in safety a very valuablo bit of knowledge too, when tho family grocer or butcher hap pens to havo his establishment in a hos tile district. A reporter a day or two ago had a chanco to see how tho wily boy does this. The reporter was walking up Univer sity place from Washington park when suddenly ho becamo awaro that a boy was trudging along by his side. Tho youngster seemed to lmvo come up through tho sidewalk probably ho had emerged from a convenient areaway but, at all events, thero ho was, a bright looking, well dressed, activo boy, with a small packago under ono arm. Tho bun dlo gave proof positivo that ho was on somo household errand. Only a woman could havo iniulo such a curious combi nation of too littlo wrapping paper and too much string. Tho boy stuck closo to his newly adopted companion. If tho reporter slackened his pace, so did tho youngster; if ho increased it, tho boy was with him; if ho stopped to look in a shop window, tho boy followed his cxamplo; if ho edged over toward tho curb, tho boy went with him. In this fashion thoy traveled on block lifter block. Two or threo parties of boys playing in tho street scrutinized tho pair closely. Thoy seemed to havo adosiro to get at the boy, but apparent ly thoy were satisfied that an attack would not bo politic under tho circum stances. By tho timo Tenth street was reached tho roportti1 began to wondor if his small companion had decided to at tach himself to him permanently. A retinuo is not always desirable, and what was worso, two or threo other youngsters had fallon into tho proces sion, keeping twenty or thirty foot in the rear, howevor. Half way between Tenth and Eleventh streets tho following party Btoppod. Thoy seemed to havo como to boiiio dividing line, across which thoy had no business to pass. Thoro thoy stood, though, with Tory much tho air an industrious cat as sumes when a mouso has slipicd into a holo just in timo to avoid contnet with feline claws. As soon as they halted tho youth with tho bundlo seemed to loso all interest in their doings. At Elovonth street ho suddenly left tho reporter's side. IIo ran across tho street at full speed, stopped at tho cor ner, and, turning around to faco tho other boys, mado a gesturo which was so full of dorision that his pursuers must havo felt disgusted with life for half an hour. Then ho trudged blithely away np tho side street. Evidently ho was on safo ground again and tho foo had been hoiked. IIo had taken convoy through tho lines of tho enemy, and had escaped a lot of personal unpleasantness. It pays it Now York small boy to havo a long head. New York Times. One of Howard's Vultures. Branson Howard's play entitled "Mot by Chanco," which Helen Dauvray pro duced at tho Lyceum theatre, was tho worst kind of a failure, and it camo im mediately after tho success of "Ono of Our Girls" and preceded tho still more brilliant success of tho "Henrietta." "Shenandoah" was produced first at the Boston museum and failed to mako any profound or encouraging impression on Boston audiences. But Howard had ro Tvritton "Lillian's Last Lovo" into the successful drama of "Tho Banker's Daughter," and remembering this o.tiv rienco ho rewrote "Shenandoah" into tho prosjierous drama with which thea tre goers aro now familiar. Now York World. Orandmn's Idea of u 81,000 Knlitry, E. W. Winter, general manager of tho Omaha railway, enjoys a good story as much as any man 1 know, particularly if it bo on himself. Ho tells tho follow ing talo with great gusto: "My grand mother is a dear, innocent lady, who lives up in Vermont. Shu was tolling a visitor all about tho familv. ono ilnv. and -when inv turn camo sho said. 'Now. I there's Erne, Iio'h doing right well,' and ' her voice sank impressively. 'Thoy do I say ho's gotting as much as a thousand dollars a year, though I don't seo how ho can earn all that monoy honestly.1 " New York Star. Why Sliu Hated 1'rench. There is at tho Hotel Metropolo a na tivo American girl who, accompanied by her parents, is on her way home from an extended continental tour. In conversa tion with a number of hor compatriots tho other evening she frankly confessed that sho liked no language but hor na tive language. "As for French," sho de clared, "I hato it, because I always havo to think beforo I mwakl" Euguno Field's Xoudon Letter. An Interested Affection. Bella How can you bo w attentive to tlwt rich young man when ho has told yon he is to marry another? Madge Pa is a broker, you know, and 1 wants mo to get tho young fellow iu Utretd iu utockS. Knock, SILK FEOM THE SPIDER DIFFICULTIES IN THE WAY OF DUCING QUANTITIES. PRO- The Method of an Englishman Named Stlllben Compared with the Itesearchei of Noted Frenchmen Success with American and African Insects. M. Emilo Qautier, a French writer, discussed in an article tho history of spiders from tho consoler of tho prisoner Pellison down to tho nutritive spider in whom tho geometrician Laplaco found tho flavor of a nut. Thero aro also, it appears, spinning spiders, whoso web can bo used to weave serviceable stuffs, and according to old documents dealing with the subject, M. Bon, president of tho court of accounts of Montpellier, sent, as early as 1700, mittens and stockings mado of spiders' I web to tho Academy of Sciences. Ho set to work in the following man ner: Having collected a largo number of spiders' cocoons ho beat them so as to expel all dust Then ho washed them carefully in warm water and allowed them to boil for threo hours in a pot con taining water, soap, Baltpeter and a littlo gum arable. Tho cocoons, nfter being washed and carefully dried, wore at lost carded with extremely fino combs. This was, of course, a very primitivo proceeding. M. Bon obtained a gray thread with which ho was able to mako tho articles beforo mentioned. Tho pamphlet which he published regarding his experiment obtained considerable success, and was translated into several languages. FHEKCIt EXPERIMENTS. Fifty years later, in 1702, tho Abbo Raymond do Termoyor mado experi ments in America, in Spain, and in Italy. Ho worked on tho living spiders, whose wob ho wound on a bobbin as fast as it camo out. This abbo was remark ably patient and tenacious, for ho car ried on this operation uninterruptedly for thirty-four years (from 1703 to 1700), but apparently all his labor was in vain, for ho only succeeded in obtaining 073 grammes of cobweb as a result of his thirty-four years' work. Tho question, however, Beemed suf ficiently interesting to tho Academy of Sciences of Paris to induce them to chargo tho celebrated Reaumur with tho drawing up of a report on tho inven tion of M. Bon. Reaumur arrived at conclusions very unfavorable to tho development of a cob web industry. Stuff, ho said, mado of so called spiders' silk could not bo employed in tho manufacture of any useful article, on account of its fragileness. Tho strength of tho silk thread was ninety times greater than that of tho other, and it required 18,000 threads of spiders' web to furnish solidity equal to that of ono silken thread. Tho learned entomologist demonstrated further that twice as many spiders as silkworms wero needed to produco tho same quan-1 tity of thread, bo that to provido ono pound of spiders' silk 28,000 spiders would havo to spin. To obtain such a number of cocoons n much larger num ber of spiders would havo to bo kept, for only tho females spin web round eggs. Then, again, tho product of tho spider i had less luster than that of tho silk worm, ltenumur aimed, howovor, that although thero was no future for tho spiders of Franco, oxcept to catch blue bottles and flies, tho exotic kinds might repay tho labor of study. AN ENGLISHMAN'S SUCCESS. Tho idea has recently been taken up by au Englishman named Stillbors, who has made cloth of spider's wob which has been employed for tho purposes of sur gory. IIo only uses tropical spiders, from which, thanks to a scientific cult ure, ho has obtained a much greater re turn than was foresoen by Reaumur. Tho spiders which ho uses aro big ones from Amorica and Africa. Thoy aro placed in octagonal cases, where n suffi ciency of Insects is served to them every day. In tho room where tho cases aro kopt a constant toniiwruturo of 00 deg. (Fahrenheit) is maintained, and a liquid composed of chloroform, ether and fusol oil is allowed slowly to evaporate. That is to say, spiders spin best when thoy aro drunk. Mr. Stillbors keeps 5,000 of theso cases in a room forty meters long by twenty wido and fivo high. Tho spiders lay eggs of various colors, covered with cocoons. Theso aro gathered up and prepared by tho samo mechanical and chemical operations as tho cocoon of tho bombyx. Ono cocoon yields 120 to 150 motors of thread. Tho weaving process is kopt absolutely secret. Tho stuff obtained is of a texture re sembling ordinary silk, but thick, Btiff, and of a dirty gray color. It is all tho more necessary to bleach it because tho color is by no means uniform. It is bleached by treatment with oxygenized water. Then it is tanned and softened. It assumes a pretty yellow tint, and bo comes brilliant and smooth. To make a thread 11,250 kilometers in length 25,000 cocoons aro requisite. This is a great advance on Reaumur s cnlcu- hitions. But still 25,000 cocoons only aupply " thread of 600 French leagues in longth. Tho stuff obtained must bo sold very high price in order to obtain tho merest comik'nsatiou for all this trouble and uxiHnse. Iroprietors of mulberry trees and silkworms need not bo afraid of tho competition of tho spider yot awhile. Now York Evening Sun. Its Virtues us a Koorlfle. "Qrindstono, havo you ever triod a law onion as a remedy for sleepless ness?" "Tried it once, Kiljordan." "How did it workl" "Had to go to sleep to get rid of the taste," Chicago Tribune. A A. Mr. Wise Man. Charles is a very wise Mr. nan. , Mr. B. Why do you think bo? Mr. A. I heard him in an argumont with nuethor and ho lot tho other fallow io all the talkini;. Wert Shorn now Does the Dog Know So Much? Wade, tho big English mastiff, is tho actor. In tho morning of six days of the week you may seo Wade solemnly rtrolling about tho lawn, or lying grace fully posed, with his grand head be tween his forepaws, on tho porch. But on tho seventh day literally tho sev enth of tlio week, Saturday after breakfast, at which meal ho always on that day refuses to participate, Wade invariably accompanies his master's man to tho railroad station. Every day, by a certain morning train, tho supplies of meat, groceries, etc., como down to tho neighboring railroad sta tion, and tho hired man goes to fetch thorn. On five days for Sunday is out of tho count, of course ho goes alone. When Saturday comes ho has Wade for a companion. Why does Wnde eat no breakfast on Saturdays? Why does ho on that morn ing alone, and then uninvited, go down j to tho railroad station ? On Saturdays tho butcher puts into the basket for this household, a piece of meat especially for tho lordly mas tiff. Wado knows that a neck of beef or somo other choice morsel, is his every Saturday morning. IIo refuses to spoil his appetite, therefore, by eating tho usual breakfast prepared for him, and ho wntches for tho departure of the hired man only on that particular morn ing. Wado must havo done somo deep thinking; ho must bo ablo to count tho days. Saturday is like all ojther days in that household, yet Wado knows it directly ho wakes, and arranges his pro gramme in accordance with Ills fore knowledge of tho butcher's provision for him. Thnt is to say, tho mastiff exercises tho rational power of which man would fain persuado himself ho has tho monopoly. To echo tho pas sionate exclamation of many a littlo child: "Oh, that dogs could talk!" What startling revelations they might mako I Pittsburg Dispatch. lilsmarrk'g Presence of Mind. Ono of tho stories now going the rounds tells of Bismarck's clover ruso to savo a friend from death. It seems thnt Bismarck nnd this friend wero out hunting one day, and tho friend incau tiously walked off into a morass from which ho could not extricate himself. Feeling himself gradually sinking, tho unfortunato fellow cried out to Bis marck: "For God's sake como to my holp, or I shall bo lost in this quick sand." Bismarck saw that tho danger was great, but ho retained his presence of mind. "No," cried Bismarck, "I will not venture into tho morass, for then I should bo lost, too. It is evi- deat that your end is inevitable; thero- ioro, 10 reuuve you irom too cruet quail. It takes a remarkably quick agony of slow death, I will shoot you." ; shot to get in both barrels effectively Therefore Bismarck coolly leveled nt a bevy of quail, even when tho birds his riflo at his floundering friend. rise in tho open and tho sportsman has "Keep quiet," cried Bismarck; "1 an unobstructed field of view. The al cannot tnko correct aim. Remember ' most irresistible tendency is to "fire at that in order to put you at once out of tho thick of 'em," but besides being un- Illisery I must shoot VOU through tho snortsiiinnliko this inntlinrl is head I" Tho shocking brutality of this sug-1 gestion drovo nil fear of tho morass out of tho friend's mind; tho unlucky chap thought only of dodging Bismarck's bullet, nnd with this in mind ho strug gled so violently that finally, by ul-j most superhuman ellorts, ho succeeded in laying hold of tho root of an old tree and thereby ho rescued himself. j "It was your presence of mind that saved mo," ho confessed to Bismarck; 1 "in no other way could my extrication from tho quicksands havo been accom plished." Eugeno Field in Cliiengo News. I The Incomenlenco of llelng Wise. j A certain learned doctor had been preaching in a country church and was on his way back again. As ho rode along ho fell into a theological medita tion, tackling several stiff dogmatical questions, and consequently ho utterly lost his way. At last ho met a country-1 man, of whom ho asked tlio way to I Suvoiuileros. ) But tho oountrynmn know him and said: ' j "Why, master, you'ro mi honest man, indeed. I heard you preach in our church, and never heard a better sor-1 mon in my life. 1 should liko to hear a dozen such sermons." "Well, well, my good friend, I hope to say a few more words iu season somo other time; but tell mo the way to Savonnieres." "Nay, nay," said tho countryman, ( "mny God keep mo from such pro-' BUinptuousnessI to teach a man who knows everything; you are laughing at mo, master. Why, tho littlo children know tho way to Savonnieres, and are you, who knows all things, ignorant of such a littlo matter? Nay, 'tis not like ly, master. God keep you." And so ho loft him. Bervaldo do Vervillo. When You Set Out u Tree, It is said that tho soil around an old tree, especially a dead one, is unfavor able to tho growth of a young ono; prooaoiy uecaiiM) wio sou is exhausted on souio important food element, which may havo caused tho death of tho old tree. If a voumr tree is set in nlaeo of tin old. it is best to remove a lanro nor- tlon of tho old soil and reploco it with new if you want tho young tree to thrive Homo and Farm. Heaven for lllm, A poor old, countryman was lying on lib doathbod and tho nriest was tellinir , him of tho life to come, that ho mint . not sorrow after tho life ho was leaving. "After tho Judgment day," quoth tho E,ood priest, "every mountain and hill hall bo brought low and every valloy ihall bo exalted." "Well, well," mid tho countryman, "that will be a famous land form poor wagoners. " Exchange. "bob WHITE." A Sportsman Writes About Ills Expert- ence with the Quail. In studying tho quail one cannot fail to notice tho almost complete change of habits in this bird which attends the transition from one season of the year to another. In tho spring and summer tho once shy and bevy keeping Bob "White becomes individualized and tamo wo say individualized because, al though mated, man and wife are always ono flesh just as truly among birds as among human beings. No longer in flocks, Bob White turns up everywhere under your feet in the fields, especially if you haunt the vicinity of his nest and brooding mate. You will frequently see him running along by the fence, or oven venturing out into tho road, wliilo his cheery, sweet song for it is a song, albeit but of two notes rings out again and again on tho sunny air So tame and regardless of her own safety docs tho feinnlo grow in tho nost- ing season that not unfrequently sho will allow herself to bo almost trodden upon beforo leaving tho nest, and I havo known late brooding birds in gross meadows to sit fearlessly upon their nests until cut to pieces by tho relent less knives of the mowing machine. Young quail aro perfect littlo necro mancers. Almost as soon as they ore out of the shell they seem to have tho ! power of making themselves invisible at the wave of a wand. Wherever they go to nobody can tell. Tho ground may bo as bare as a floor, but somehow they manage to vanish utterly from the eye. And this is a trick which they do not en tirely forget as they grow older. It takes a sharp eyed sportsman to see a bevy of quail beforo they rise, even if tho dog is pointing right nt them nnd the grass is as short as it is on a lawn. By August Bob White begins to take on a different character altogether from that he has displayed during tho spring and summer months. IIo ceases to i perch himself in conspicuous places and sing for the delight of himself nnd his t friends, both feathered and unfeathered. He no longer makes excursions into ex posed and dangerous localities, nor does ho trust to tho friendliness of every human being who conies his way. Gradually he begins to assemble his family and nearest relatives into a little j community conducted on tho simplest ' communistic principles, and animated by ono all pervading desire to get , through the terriblo open season with- . out being brought to griddle. That Bob White has developed ro- , markablo powers for realizing this de sire every sportsman will readily ac knowledge. No bird can place so many yards between itself and tho gun in two 0r three seconds as tho lively littlo meflcctivo also, for, while it mny now and then cripple a bird, it oftener lets tho whole bevy get away unscathed, or elso sends two or threo slightly wound ed birds into tho cover to dio a cruel and lingering death. Tho philosophy of this result is easy enough to explain, for, quickly as a covey of quail may seem to tho excited sportsman to fly together when they are flushed, a littlo calm observation will show that tho intervals between the several birds aro almost always nearly as groat as tho spread of a charge of shot at thirty yards. Thus it will be seen that, if tho center of tho chargo falls iu ono of tho intervals or spaces, as it is just so much more likely to do as the spaco is larger than a quuil's body, the only possible chanco is that a bird may bo crippled by tho outer pellets, and oven tills chance is small compared with tlio alternative which has been previ ously stated. Therefore, my advice to tho true sportsman in quail shooting is to select ono bird for each barrel; mako a clean kill or none at all. And if you aro not skillful and quick enough at first to so lect a bird for each barrel, make suro of your41rst shot only, for a time, until you get so that you ciui drop your bird quickly and neatly; then begin to at tempt your double on the principle which has been laid down. I make a practice of concentrating my attention every timo on what 1 call tho "laggard" that is, tho bird nearest mo when the gun is raised ; or, if tho bevy crosses mo instead of going straight away, it is tho last bird hi tho line-that I lire nt. This rule applies to tho uso of both barrels. Select tho Inggurd each timo. Paul Past nor in Shooting and Fishing. A Wealthy Wouiun. Mrs. Robert Goolet Is not yet thirty years of age, bho lias a cottage in Nowport worth $250,000 and an income j of 182,500 a year, or $500 a day. Her j father is George Henry Warren, tlio , wealthy financier, from whom sho v - . ea"lel w to kt;P her account book U",U1"U- , wuhiKij IroUv- 81,0 ,,as brIKht .vol,ow halr. ft iair complexion, violet eyes, violet eyes, nnd her manners are those of a patrician lady. Her littlo son and daughter aro beauti ful as dolls nnd her constant compan ions through tho day. Sho thinks noth ing of asking a caller to oxcuso her when a doll's dress or n paper kito Is In process of construction. Now lork worm, Face and Figure, "See this check, Jones?" "Yes; for a thousand, eht" "Exactly; only I refer to tho fino lith ograph work on it." "Oh I I admire ltd face less than iti figure I" Chicago Ledger. I THE HABITS OF Prairie Schooners. A common sight in Texas Is the prai rie schooner bound west. The prairie ichooner of today is a littlo more yacht like In its build than the typical wagon in which the earlier emigrants navigat ed the west. Tho modern manufact urer who turns them out by the thou sand makes the lines n little finer, and wliilo they may not sail any closer to tlio wind or any faster than tho old timo schooners did thoy look trimmer and more in keeping with tho times. In a growing state liko Texas dealers in farm implements keep wngons on hand just as they do plows, and it is not unusual to see packed alongside a store in a small town where thero is plenty of room outdoors forty or fifty wagons, comprising half a dozen different styles, each as well known to wagon buyers by the brand of its maker as sewing machines aro known by their names. Prairie schooners under sail in Texas aro seen sometimes singly nnd some times in small fleets, showing that four or fivo families in a neighborhood had come to the same conclusion at the same timo and had decided to move in company. In such a climate there is no great discomfort in this kind of mov ing in dry weather. Of course store1 and cooking utensils aro taken along, and tho camp at night is mado if pos sible on running water, and running water is at all times a refreshing inci dent of tho travel to tho horses. You mny seo a fleet of perhaps four schooners in procession, with men, wo men, children and dogs alongside or be hind tho wagons. On tho march, when a stream is approached, tho men, wo men and children clamber into the wagons. 'You see tho horses of the leading schooner when tho cool water washes their feet bend their heads and drink deep. Then thoy tug tho schooner up tho opposito bank and move on. Each following team does the same and closes up again on its leader. Somo of these schooners carry tho household effects of immigrants from other states moving into Texas. Moro of them carry tho goods of farmers who aro moving from tho more thickly settled parts of Texas into tho western and northwestern parts of the state, where thoy con get more acres for their money. Still, in keeping with tho gen eral advance of modern comforts, many of these outfits carry small tents. The tent will servo as a dwelling place until tho house is built nt tlio now homo, and if tho family is largo it adds to the comfort en route. Philadelphia Tele graph. Advantages of a Trip to Kurope. I have found that if I slay in Amer ica I get no rest. If I went to Sara toga, Newport, Long Branch or Bar Harbor, and I havo tried them all, I am in constant receipt of my mail and telegrams and am consequently kopt with my nose to tho grindstone all the timo. If I didn't get my mail while at any of theso resorts I would worry and fret just because it was possible to have my correspondence delivered promptly. It has been my experience that these daily waves of letters and telegrams compel mo to do twice as much work as I am called upon to do in my office here, becauso I am deprived of the as sistance of stenographers, typewriter and secretaries, those necessary con veniences to a busy ninn of business. So you seo that instead of my getting rid of work for a timo my labor is act ually doubled and I get no material benefit from my outing. But by jumping on an ocean steamer I am comparatively out of reach, and tho leisure I thus obtain gives mo the rest I need. Yes, I know people think I am very busy wliilo I am abroad, and it is true I run about n great deal and seo a great ninny people, but it is a break from tho monotony of my daily lifo, and I enjoy tho change immensely. It is being shut, out from ofllco cares that gives a man liko mo tho mental rest required, and, no matter how much I gullop about, I always como back re freshed and invigorated. Different scenes and different people aro among tho principal charms and benefits of foreign travel. Thoy rub off tho rust and sharpen tho intellect and restore tho equilibrium of n man's mental capacities. Chauncey M. Depow Inter view. Weeping Trees of Washington. In tho forests of Washington and British Columbia I havo frequently seen tho trees dripping copiously during clear, bright days, when no dew was visiblo elsewhere. The dripping was so profuse that tho ground underneath tho trees was almost saturated. The phenomenon In this case was caused by tlio remarkablo condensing power of tho fir, nnd it occurred only when the nativo humidity was near the dew point. Tho dripping ceases after 10 or II o'clock In tho morning, but resumes at or near sunset. In Hakluyt's "Voy ages" there Is an account of Hawkins' second voyago to Africa and America, written by a gentleman who sailed with Hawkins, in which wo aro told that in ' tlio island of Ferro thero is a weeping tree which supplies all tho men and beasts of tho island with drink, there being no other available water supply. Further, he states that in Guinea he saw many weeping trees, but of a epo- f clos different from that at Ferro, Seattlo Post-Intolllgencer. i In 18SS there were In Germany 876, C54 marriages, 1.82S.379 birtlis and 1,209,708 deaths; in Franco, 276,818 marriiigoa, 6S2.C30 births and 837,867 deaths. The increaso of Germany1 population was thereforo 618,581 la 1SSS, against COS, 155 in 18S7. FnuWa increaso of population 41,773 in 1888, against 56,536 in 1887. A NEW AUTHORESS. tier Work Abounds In Carefully-Selected Foreign Words and Phrases. My Deau Niece: I havo road tho story of yours, which you wore klndj enough to sond mo from tho somlnary, and must say tho horolno was very vivacious, tho horo sagaciou3, tho rich old undo mendacious, tho designs of tho rival falaclous, tho old aunt auda cious, and tho characters in general loquacious. Tho foreign words and phrases whieh abound in tho story, which Is quite tho proper fad, of late, show groat caro in solection, and aro spelled correctly; but It strikes mo that you aro not always up to tho mark in tho application. "Tho rounded cheeks of Jano wore a beautiful sub rosa hue," goes a littlo too far. "Sho woro a splendid nom deplume in her hat," is somowhat far brought, per haps. What kind of a doctor was John, that ho should ask, tenderly: "My dearest, what doth inter alia!" Where John tears himself away in despair, exclaiming: "Au fait What is my lot? falso, fair ono; au reroir, au dieu" theso should havo been followed with ah there, to mako it complete. Whoro you had hor sit "at table and el eelera, and other viands," 1 feared for hor digestion; and was oven moro alarmed when sho obsorvod: "fch dien at two preclsoly, and am quito fond of a la Francaue, and also Sicitzer caise. "Tho littlo bona fde came in wagging his tail. IIo did? I don't quito seo how ho could do it. "When ho heard tho talo ho was per fectly emeute for several minutes." As ho sat quiet, I am glad ho was not so warliko as you would havo us infor. "Sho exclaimed, excitedly: 'You have got moro chupeau bra3 in your cheok than any body I ovor saw;' " from whieh, I would "think, it was perfectly soft onough to bo folk I suppose tho ducks and chickons woro safo, whon "sho gontly put thorn in tho coup d'etat." "IIo fell into tho canaills, and was nearly drowned," was a thrilling acci dent, and I was glad ho was saved. "Away he galloped on his horn du com bat;" but it was a wonder ho was not thrown. That is such a risky thing for him to ride. Whoro Jack quarrels with his land lord and says: ,kJ)ernier rensort" no won dor tho latter wont in and shut tho door in his face, under such a malo'diction. Was it not hard on John's head to wear an ad cap tandem! I should think so. John must havo had a good appotito whon ho said to tho waiter: "I want my stoak double entendre." Sho was extremely complimentary, whon sho said: "Ah, dearest, your poem is quito rice vena." "Whon tlio rerbum nap began to stir in tho plants," is very springy, indoed, and pootieal. "Finis, tho end," is very aptly quoted. On tho svhole the story is quito up to tho average, and the foreign phrases not any moro out of tho way. Tho lat ter give tone to it, and I predict its suc cess. A. V4. Itellaw, in Light. Center nf the United States. Do you know the exact location of the center of the Union? Never thought anything about it, probably. Well, it is marked by a grave that of Mnj. Ogden, of the United States army, who died at Fort liiloy, Kan., in 1855, during the cholera epidemic of that year. The remains of tho major wero removed to Fort Leavenworth and buried in the National cemetery there, but his monument still stands upon a littlo knoll to the northeast of tho fort Fort Riley and it lifts its head to wards tho clouds in the exact geographi cal center of the United States. Of tho thousands of men who have been located at Fort R'.lev during tho past forty years, perhaps not one in a hundred know or caret 1 anything about tho odd ity of his situation. The post is a few miles east of Junction City, Kan., mid was formerly one of the most important in the United States. St. Louis lie public. T1m s'ecrt't of Ills Career, All this heavy, systematic robbery was made possible by tho fact that the thieving clerk never took a holiday or a, vacation ; he was the first man at the bank in tho morning and the last to leave it at night. Frequently ho worked elono by gas light. 1 know of more than ono great commercial establish ment in this town where tho officers en force the absolute rule that no em ploye shall work longer than the oth ers, and that every employe shall tako a vocation every year and surrender hi books or department to another man. 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