The Oregon Scout IOHE & Chanoey Publishers. UNION, OREGON, ODDS AND ENDS. A now and popular development of electrical sfilenco is tho electrical hair eurlor. It Is wild to bo equal to tho -tnost exacting demands of the feminine oifTiiro, and tho beard or mustacho can bo curled in any style in two min utes. Tho British census will bo taken in 1891. Tho cost of tho census of Great ajrituin in 1881 was 172,000 for a pop ulation of 20,000,000. For England nd Wales tho cost per 1,000 of tho population was 4 lCs. fid. in 1861, ris ing to 5 5s. 7d. in 1871, and 0 12s. L in 1881. During tho Franco-German war tho ladies in England wcro busy making paper cushions, which they Kent to SVanco to bo used for tho wounded in tho hospitals. Hundreds of thousands of theso cushions wcro sent and wcro of groat service. Damaskeening is producing upon steel a bluo tingo and ornamental fig ures, sometimes inlaid with gold and silver, as in Damascus blades. It is so called from Damascus, which was cele brated in tho middlo ages for this class of ornamental art. A very ancient Egyptian papyrus re cently discovered at Kalinii was evi dently part of a medical treat iso and contained this prescription: "Treat ment of a woman who is pained in her legs and in all her limbs, as one who ia beaten. Do with regard to her thus: Iot her cat greaso until sho is cured." At tho celebration of tho fiftieth an niversary of tho invention of tho post ago stamp, held recently in England, a stamp was shown worth 100 guineas. It was from tho British Guiana collec tion and showed a rudo postmark on pink paper. In 1811, when thoTliameswasfrozon, m printing establishment was set up -vohmio entitled "Frostiana; or, a His- lory of tho Itivor Thames in a Frozen fjfato. London : Printed on tho Ico in tho Itiver Thames, 1811." A well digger living in Talbottoin, 3a,, was hired to clean out a well. "When ho camo out of tho well in tho evening it was noticed that his Jet black hair had changed its color from black to a bright yellow or golden shado. Tho cause is unknown. Tho annual production of India rub ber balls in different countries (in doz ens) is: Germany, 2,850,000; Franco, 800,000; Ilussla, 750,000; England, 630,000; Austria, 520,000; America, 600,000; Italy, -150,000; total, say, C.500,000 dozen. The demand for Ger man balls is increasing yearly. Ger many now exports to England about 850,000 dozen and to America about ' 1100,000 dozen. A necklaeo of great antiquity was 3ound somo time ago in tho course of somo excavations on Lord Homo's projjerty at Dundeo, Scotland. This necklace was claimed by tho crown as treasure trove, but tho treasury after much deliberation has returned it to liord Homo on condition that ho pre sents it to tho museum of antiquaries at Edinburgh. Tho discoveries mado bv Stanley show that tho Nllo is tho longest river in tho world, belngat least 1.100 miles . , ... .,. , . , , In length. Wero tho Mississippi regard ed merely as a tributary to tho Mis souri, as somo geographers contend, tho latter would surpass tho African wider courso, having a length of -1,500 miles. It will bo seen how dangerous it may bo for untidy children to scratch each other through tho report of seventy eight examinations of tho impurities un der finger nails recently made in tho bacteriological laboratories of Vienna. Tho cultivation produced showed "thirty-six kinds of micrococci, eigh teen bacilli, three surclnio and various variotles; tho spores of common mold wero very frequently present HVm.lr. .... .-.,.,11.... C,- IV. 1 . i...v..,min lui Hill l'l'KlWIIU llllYU II llliaUUIIU IIU lllll I Ul gl V U MIC 1 1 and Hudson's new double track, while pitiful iguorauco if sho can nmko his excavating on tho northwest corner of homo a placo of rest and pence to him Broadwav and Van Dorn Mreet, Sara. boino that is indeed a homo for tho toga, a few days ago, uncovered tho l'""-nas Duno in Good Houso old Kellogg well, a rello of tho early . k00lmi settlement of the "upper village." It was covered over about a quarter of a century ago. It was located in Van Dorn btrcot and had a pump in it until n fracas concerning tho custody of tho pump handle caused tho death of Olll cer W. W. Mitchell while endeavoring to servo a legal process on tho party Laving it. Hung lit Urn lliily Si'iHilihcr. Recently the Duke of Norfolk wrote trom tho holy laud to inform her majesty of an Interesting and untquo Incldont in connection with tho visit of tho English pilgrims to Pales tine On St. George's day, for the fln,t timo since tho ago of tho C'ru udcs, Pontifical high muss -was sung at tho hllver altar in front of .the Holy Sepulcher by an English prolate, the Hon. and Right Rev. William Cltf ford, bishop of Clifton, and his lord ship also preached, after which the anthem, "Domino Sal vain fao Regl nam Nostrum" In other words, "ioi Bavo tho Queen" was Ming by tin pilgrims. This was tho first Instance t . ... A. A 1 . - . 1 i f uuh mo queen or omer uriumt sover clgn had been publicly prayed for In I that placo probably einco tho tiinoof JUchard Cojur-do-Llon, nnd certainly 4i.n . it.. tho first eliunuo. wiim ui ituuiiwiliuil, ru- USELESS KNOWLEDGE. to Called "niffher Eriuratlnn" Tliat Often Works More Harm Tlmn Good. I am glad that thcro aro a few men in tliis ago of tho world liko tho old farmer who onco said to mo that "wimmcn hadn't no need o' l'arnin' beyond a knowledgo of how to write their own names und read fairly well." But 1 do sometimes think that this higher education for women should bo governed in somo degree by con siderations as to whut their futuro lives aro to bo. This conviction was strengthened tho other day after I had read tho account of a tnarriugo of u young friend of mine. Ho is a plain, plodding, good nnturcdsortofayoung fellow, of ordinary mental capacity, working for a very good salary, but 1 doubt if ho over has anything more than a salary, by way of income, and it was this part of tho wedding notice that set mo to thinking: "Tho orido is a graduato of our high school, of tho W- Normal school and or K university. Sho has mado a special study of tho languages and speaks and reads French, uerman, Spanish and Italian with as much caso as her mo ther tonguo, whilo sho is very profi cient in many scientific studies." It occurred to mo that a voumr wo man who had been educated up to this high standurd must havo had littlo timo for tho study of many things it behooves tho possiblo mistress of every homo to know. I wondered of what earthly uso her knowledgo of chemistry, of astronomy and geology would bo in tho homo sho would now havo and in tho society in which henceforth sho is destined to move. I bethought mo of tho mistress of a cer tain house, whoso knowledgo of bot any is very much greater than her knowledge of bread making, and sho could dischargo tho duties of a college fircsident better than sho can direct ho affairs of her own wildly disor dered homo. Too closo application to her books has greatly undermined her health, and her husband and children aro objects of general sympathy in tho neighborhood m which thev live. I recall tho caso of a hard working mechanic and his wifo who mado every sacrifice that their only daugh ter might recoivo an education better than that given her in tho excellent fiublio schools in tho city in which sho ived. After graduating from tho high school sho was sont for four ' homo hi.rhlv .imnfi:ftn, ;,?,' well tilings Bho knows notlnner about to r. r..?:. 1 : t day, for sho is now tho wifo of a hard working carpenter who cannot nfford to keep oven ono servant for her, and sho married in utter ignornnco of somo of tho simplest rules of housekeeping. Sho has four children, and tho sys tem of housekeeping prevalent in that homo would drivo a tidy housokcoper crazy. It docs not, of courso, follow that n highly educated woman must bo either a slattern or an inoilicient mistress of n homo. But it cannot bo proven that this so called higher education is of nny valuo to tho wives of nine out of ton men. Tho education given in our public schools is amply sufficient for their needs, and if to this can bo add ed tho practical education necessary to conduct a homo and a knowledgo of how to mako that homo a placo of rest and peace and comfort to nor hus band and children, she need never blush because of her lack of knowl edgo. Of what uso is a knowledgo of chomistry and higher mathematics and hydrostatics to tho wifo of a man, who may havo to do her own house work ami caro for her own children? A great deal of fun and poor wit is poked at modern cooking schools, but what is taught at thorn might well form n part of every womaiis educa tion, for tho palates of a good many mou havo keener sensations than Uioir hoiirta when thoy aro onco fairly f1"b',fS if! "', 1. -T??. "r best of them think "a sight' of what tho trhfof what thoy aro to eat, so that, it behooves every woman to go to a homo of her own prepared to conduct its ufi'uirs in a wise and sensible manner. This is particularly truu in this day of in oilicient servants, when oven wealthy women aro sometimes compelled to discharge tho duties of the kitchen and laundry nnd pantry themselves. A clear conception of her duties us a wifo and mother should form a part of tho education of every woman, oven though sho goes to her gruvo without knowing how to calculate tho oxact distance from tho earth to tho moon, or how to sopumto carbon from oxy gon in anything in which thoso useful elomontscxisL Sho will most likely 1 I ...I t :. f. Jtlnli' Net Soup. Chincso birds' nest soup is a tasto loss, gelatinous compound, according to tho jKilato of western nations. Theso nests aro most plentiful in Brit ish North Borneo, whoro thoy aro found in caves. Thoy aro mado from a soft fungoid growth that incrusts tho limestono in all dump places it grows about an inch thick, outside dark brown, inside whito. It is taken by tho him in its mouth and drawn outin a filament backward and forward liko a caterpillar weaving his cocoon. Theso "birds" aro bats and swifts. Tho nests aro gathered by candle light at tho dizzy Height of several hundred feot; theso caves havo been worked for seven generations, without any apparent diminution, though three crops aro gathered in a year. Good Housekeeping, u B.i 1 1 ml Ilia IMItor. Excited Lady (rushing inlocditorial rooms) Oh, Mr. Editor, can't you print an obituary notico of my hus band in this evening s issue! t Editor Certainly, madam, if vou will givo us a fow iiarticulara. When did your husband die? U Layo . isn't dead, sir, though JfttoM mo muups but I thought ' .ViV! m lh ?b,tu.ar? u milli ravohislifc I havo heard of so many bases of thut sorL Burlington Free A Surprised Joker. A laughablo but rather embarrassing caso of mistaken identity occurred tho other day in ono of Boston's largest retail stores. A gentleman who is a littlo too fond of joking entered tho storo for tho purposo of meeting his wifo at a certain counter. Suro enough, thero stood a lady dressed, to his oyo at least, just liko tho woman ho was after. Her back was turned and no ono was near her; so ho quietly aj proached, took her by tho arm, and Baid, in a voico of simulated severity: "Well, hero you arc, spending my money as usual, eh?" Tho faco turned quickly toward him was not his wife's; it was that of an acrid, angry, keen eyed woman of about CO years, who attracted tho atten tion of everybody in that part of tho storo by saying, in a loud, shrill voico: "No, I ain't spending your money nor no other man's money, and I'll" "I beg your pardon, madam," cried tho confused gcnilcman, "I supposed you wero wifo, and" "Well, I just ain't your wifo, nor no other man's wifo, thank fortune, to bo jawed at every timo I buy a yard of ribbon I I pity your wifo if you go round shaking her liko you did mo. If I was her, I'dfl Tho chagrimed joker waited to hear no more, but mado his way out of tho shop amid tho titters and sly chuckles of thoso who had witnessed his con- , fusion. Youth's Companion. i Pictures in Marble. Soveral hundred people wcro massed all of yesterday in tho central court of tho city hall craning their necks and straining their eves to seo what tho small boys wero trying to point out. And when itcauglrttheircyes what was it? On ono of tho whito marblo stones in tho wall near tho southeast corner was a minuto picturo of anudo femalo traced in tho natural veiniugof tho stone. Tho figuro was standing up right, with arms stretched aloft and hair streaming down tho back, very lifcliko and quito artistic. Thero was no littlo discussion of how tho sketch K( " ot thero. Somo wero inclined to lay io blamo on ono of thoso wicked street nrabs who had failed to catch tho spirit of Anthony Comstock's teachings. But it was naturo that did tho work, and thero tho slender femalo will stand as long as docs tho city hall, unless tho slab of marblo shall bo removed or a coat of whitewash covers iL But it guvo tho groups of idlers lots of wonderment yesterday. Men. women and children waited until their eyes had caught tho curi ous figuro, nnd then they 'passed on to lot others get n sight and go in pcaco. Other lifcliko (iguresaro traced in tho marblo of tho city hall, and if tho curious get to work thero is ma terial for an art gallery. Philadelphia Record. An Extrnorilhiury Drcnm. A girl at Ilacknoy, nged 19, with her two brothers and a yoiin ! sister, was left in chargo of tho houso whilo their parents attended a funeral in tho country. In tho evening tho girl's sweotheart called. As sho was alarmed at noises which sho funded sho heard, ho stayed at tho houso all night to re assuro her. During tho night ho dreamed ho saw tho girl walk past him. beckoning him to follow. IIo nwoko, and becoming alarmed went into tho passage Having dressed ho wont to tho door of tho girl's room and knocked. Receiving no answer ho then nwoko tho others. On tho bed room door being opened tho girl was found lying on tho floor with blood issuing from her mouth. From a doc tor's examination it would seem that tho girl died at about tho timo that her sweetheart dmuned sho beckoned him. Pall Mall Gazette. Till! llcst Chocolate. If you havo a largo und rather olab orato dessert chocolato may bo served with, say, tho third courso, as an ac compammcnt to tho remaining part of tho meal; or, if the dessert bo light, chocolato may bo served tho hist thing with whipped cream nnd a sweet wafer. A senator's wifo who is said to mako tho best chocolato in Washing ton gavo tho following recipo to Miss Edith Ingalls: Three-quarters of u cako of chocolate, ono quart of cold wntor, ono quart of sweet, rich milk, sugar to tasto. Grato or scrupo tho chocolato and mix with tho water, thoroughly and smoothly ; then sweet en and allow to boil until it is quito a thick jmsto. Boil tho milk separately and stir it into tho chocolato mixture and cook a fow minutes longer. Now York Telegram. MotJilcu ApolouUrd. I think Mine. Modjcska is tho most genuinely religious woman I' over met. Sho is tho truest kind of n Chris tian. A woman of singularly gentle disposition, sho never has n word of j harsh comment or criticism for nny- ! body. I was in her roomsonoSuuday ovoning nnd wo woro waiting for Mr. Henloy. Mr. Henley was Into. "That is just liko him," Mmo. Mod jcska said; "ho promised to bo hero ut a quarter to 0 o'clock, und now it is 0 o'clock." Then sho paused n moment, mid added : "Thcro, I havo been abusing him. nndl'vo just como from listening to n sermon on charity, too. I must apol ogizo to him when ho comes." And sho did. San Francisco Call. Snllt III Side. Two Irishmen woro engaged in splitting rails in Australia wnon their employer overheard tho following ready application of n metaphor: "llah, my joker I" exclaimed Padd v Buriit as ho drove a wedge (lomo with peculiar ell'ect into a largo block of the tree. 'Aro you making him laugh, Paddy, "troth, I'm making him split his sides tn..i.;..ivn..i.-w-....L...:n.. laughing." Youth's Compauion. I In tho lexicon of youth, which fato reserves for a bright manhood, the.-j is no such, word us fail I Bui wer Lytton. TECHNICAL SCHOOLS. rhe DeneflU to He Oerlred by Their Es tablishment in America. In Europe, at Lyons, Crefcld and Como, Zurich, Muhlheim, Paris, Ber lin, Manchester, Bradford and other cities, thcro aro schools in which tho principles of tho textilo industry aro taught. Tho Silk association of New York has long advocated tho school and expended much money to secure it Ono of its members said: "The benefit which textilo interests would derive from a trade school of their own in this country could hardly bo estimated. The effect of its success could not, of course, bo immediately felt, but tho final result could hardly bo doubted and can bo foretold in ono sentences: Absoluto independence of all outside influences for theso indus tries in their creative, industrial and commercial departments. "Whilo the United States is second to no other country as far as tho com mon school and classical courses of study are concerned, in tho matter of technical education wo aro sadly de ficient even beside the smallest and most insignificant of European coun tries. A special school caterincr to tho needs of the district in which it is situated is indeed an establishment which any town in Europo is proud to possess. In textilo industries, particu larly, tho number of technical schools has been largely increased in Europe, with tho result that the improvement in tho process of manufacture has been steady, and thero is now hardjy any itind of textile manufacturing in Europo that does not possess an edu cational establishment in which tho ! principles of tho industries of tho dis trict aro taught to the young men who havo not vet entered practical life, as well as to their older brothers, who havo already had the experience of tho factory, but who wish to perfect them selves and aro anxious to learn tho scientific reasons why certain kinds of work should bo done in a certain way. "In considering tho foundation of technical schools in America tho ex perience of other nations can bo used to advantage, and much experiment ing will thus bo dispensed with. In order to profit by such experience, and to savo tho first steps in tho dark, it is necessary that tho various systems of technical education adopted in tho dif ferent European countries bo mado the subject of careful study nnd compara tive observation, tho best points being taken from each and adapted to the condition required by tho industries of tho country. "It would bo useless at this stage to attempt to foreshadow tho details re garding the actual establishment of tlio first American technical school. If it wcro intended to establish a whole national system of technical education tho general plan might bp to havo a number of lower schools in all cities of any importance, in which tho prin ciples of all tho sciences coulu be taught; theso schools to act as feeders or miseries for a central technical uni versity. Privnto efi'ort could hardly accomplish this. Tho establishment of such a completo educational system would tend to elovato tho moral and nnd material standing of tho country, nnd especially of tho various indus tries: but tho scopo is so vast as to be hardly attainable without tho aid of tho national government. "If wo consider textilo industries by themselves, wo find that in regard to tuition that can bo given which would bo of valuo to tho students in their futuro calling, thero aro three chief departments to bo considered tho me chanical, tho chemical and tho artistic. Although theso departments difl'er widely from each other, thoy are, nevertheless, so closely connected as to bo indispensablo to each other. A studont who makes a specialty of one must, nl the same time, know some thing of tho other two, and it is there fore necessary that all threo directions should bo under tho samo roof if any completeness is to bo tho result. "Thus a single school may bo made to do for textiles all that circumstances now so urgently demand. Wo of the toxtilo industries may not hopo to build to completeness tho grand fabric of technical education, but by co-operation wo can rear and occupy ono tower of this great stronghold of industrial freedom und progress." Now York Star. An Old Timo Auctioneer. John II. Draper is, by tho way, ono of tho very fow successors wo havo to tho witty auctioneers of tho generation fjono before us. When ho porches limself in his armchair, florid and handsome, and with his fine flexible voico commences to do business, you may bo suro that tho fun will soon be gin. Ho has n word for every one, and a reparteo for every occasion. A man who had eaten too much dinner Baned when n beautiful little i Corol wna knocked down for 125. "lhero." saw mo auctioneer solemnly, "you hear Corot's ghost, don't you?" A drunken man, who had wandered in and fallen asleep in a rcmoto chair, foil over on the floor just as a strong Michel went at $95. "Tho prico made him faint," was tho auctioneer's com inoiiL When a brilliant Vibert, a car diual.all in rod under a rod umbrella, walking in a sunlit gurdou, was put up, and one of tho audienco went up to examine it on the easel, tho auction eer said; "You've often painted it that w;y yourself." A Monticelli he described us a good "all tho week pic turo." You could call it what you wanted, and turn it a now way every day out of tho seven, and give it u now titlo. Any one who knows Mou ticolli's nbsinthesquo fantasies of color will appreciate tho description. When a tentative bidder otl'ored a raiso of $1 onaCorot, and a good ono, tho auction eer mado it $2.50. Tho bidder pro tested that he had only mado the ig uro if 1. "All right," said tho auction cor, "I'm lending you a dollar and v I , ,l ilm nTr"1'1 Mion tho Kilo ended tho nuctionet i nail to preserve your self gravoiy uinnucu ma uuuiciico, lorguve them for their coldness on tho ground mat ho did not blamo them for hem: shy of picture sales nowadays, nnd sent thorn off with tho valedictory, "Uoc liclu tho old masters T'To-Dav. Sir llojle tloche. Perhaps a fow particulars about Sir Boylo Roche, tho high priest of Irish I "buUs." might bo interesting to your readers. Ho was of tho ancient family o tho Do U Russes, of Fermoy. was member for Traleo from 1775, and was created a baronet in 1782. Ho began ono of his speeches in tho Irish houso of commonsas follows: "Mr. Speaker, it is tho duty of every true lover of his country to give his last guinea to save tho remainder of his fortunes." And 'another began: "Sir, singlo misfor tunes never come alone, and tho great est of all national calamities is gener ally followed by one much greater." ; A letter of his is still preserved, sup posed to havo been written during the rebellion of '98, though it is doubtful if ho over put so many "bulls" to gether on paper. It is as follows: I "Dear Sm Having now a littlo peaco and quiet, I sit down to inform you of tho bustle and confusion wo aro in from tho bloodthirsty rebels, many of whom are now, thank God, killed and dispersed. Wo aro in apretty mess, can get nothing to eat, and no wine to drink oxcept whisky. When wo sit down to dinner wo aro obliged to keep both hands armed. Whilo I write this I havo my sword in ono hand nnd my pistol in tho other. 1 concluded from tho beginning that this would be the end, und I am right, for it is not half over yeL At present thero aro such goings on that everything is at a standstill. I should havo answered your letter a fortnight ugo, but 1 only received it this morning. Indeed, hardly a mail arrives safe without be ing robbed. No longer ago than yes terday, tho mail coach from Dublin was robbed near this town ; tho bags had been very judiciously left behind, and by great good luck thero was no body in tho couch but two outsido pas sengers who had nothing for the thieves to take. Last Thursday, an alarm was given that a gnng of rebels in full retreat from Drogneda werond vancing under tho French standard ; but they hud no colors nor any drums except "bagpipes. Immediately every man in tho placo, including women and children, ran out to meet them. Wo soon found our force n great deal too little, and wero far too near to think of retrcating. Death was in every face, and to it wo went. By tho timo half our party was killed, wo be gan toboull alive. Fortunately the rebels had no guns except pistols, cutlasses and pikes, and wo had plenty of muskets and ammunition. Wo put them all to tho sword, not a soul of them escaped, except somo that wero drowned in an udjoining bog. In fact, in a short timo nothing was heard but silence. Their uniforms wero all dif ferent, chiefly green. After tho ue tion was over wo went to rummage their camp. All wo found was a few pikes without heads, a parcel of empty Dottles filled with water, and a bundle of blank French commissions, filled with Irish names. Troops aro now stationed round, which exactly squares with my ideas of security. Adieu 1 1 havo only timo to add that lam yours in great haste, B. R. "P. S. If you do not receivo this, of courso it must havo been miscar ried; therefore I beg you to write and let mo know." Loudon Spectator. flo Lost ills Job. Klagcr, tho famous actor, was en gaged to play tho part of Gcssler in "William Toll" at tho Lcipsic theatre. Being a great favorito with tho stu dents, ho sat boozing ono afternoon with several rich undergrads from Courland. When tho timo for tho performdnco drew near, his boon com panions tried to persuade him from going to tho theatre, but as ho re mained proof against their entreaties, ono of tho gentlemen ofl'ered to stand threo hampers of champagno if Klager was not hack at tho tavern by S o'clock. To tho astonishment of the company Klager proferred to pay for tho champago himself if ho did not re turn by that time, says n foreign ex change. As no could not possibly havo been struck down by Toll's arrow at the hour stated, tho jovial party wondered how ho would get over tho difficulty, and accompanied him to tho theatre. Hero tho action of tho play went on much as usual until tho sceno of the npplo. But when Tell said: "Am I compelled to nim with my cross bow at tho head of my child? leather will 1 diol" Gessler went up to him, shook him by the hand nnd said: "I really cannot blamo you, Toll, 1 wouldn't do it myself; let us bo friends." Of courso tho curtain was dropped. Klagcr was back ut tho' tavern by 8 o'clock nnd won his bet. but naturally lost his engagement at tho Lcipsic the atre. Now ork Telegram. Kflect of Imagination. That tho imagination has much to do in governing our physical welfarocan not bo denied. Wo seo too mnny in stances of iL Tho doctor who testified on tho witness stand a fow days ago that tho profession frequently gavo pa tients dough pills, or somo other sub terfuge, and thereby rolioved their minds, told what was known by tnanv as tho truth. Peoplo who imagine thoy nro sick must bo madoto imagine that thoy uro going through tho nec essary courso of treutmeiiL But I know of ono peculiar caso where a man loft homo in perfect health, nnd was mado to beliovo ho was ill by be ing frequently told that ho looked vcrv bad. It was a put up iob and wasdone to test tho efi'ect of tho imagination Tho man beenmo qiyto ill beforo ho returned home, and merely because ho was made to beliovo ho was so. St Louis Globo-DemocraL Able with a Jury. At a burglar's cell m thocounty jail Lawyer Marks Now, John, tell mo wcro you concerned in this burglary or wcro you uotl Aro you guilty or innocent? John I'm guilty. If I were inno cent 1 wouldn't say so. "Why not?" ''Because you aro'n good deal better with a iury whon you kuow you aro lying than when you aro telling the truth." Chicago Herald. THE TWO STUDENTS. Peculiar Circumstances Under 'Which They Several Times Met. Among tho many interesting pieces of pcrsonnl history which, ono by one, aro coming to light as local episodesof tho civil war, few aro more striking than tho story of two young men, who, shortly before tho war broko out, wero fellow students and room mates at a college in Pennsylvania, ono of them a southerner. Both wcro hard students, nnd as pired to bo leaders of their class, and in timo tho sharp rivalry between them changed their friendship to bitter enmity. Mutual charges wero made, and tho hostilo feeling finnlly culmi nated in a challenge from tho south erner, which tho other treated with contempL After graduation tho young duelist went home, and in tho cares and ex citements of tho following years his collego quarrel was forgotten. Tho memory oi ll suuueniy camo uacii io him ono day, after he had becomo a Christian, and shocked him with tho discovery of a surviving hatred. It was at tho battlo of Stono River. Our student, now a Confederate offi cer, was riding across tho battlefield, when his horso nearly trod upon a wounded Union soldier. Ho dis mounted, with tho humano intention of giving somo assistance, but when ho looked tho soldier in tho faco ho recognized his old collego enemy. Ho turned quickly to remount his horse, but better thoughts und feelings checked his first cruel impulse, nnd "in Christ's name" ho caused tho sol dier to ho removed to a placo of re fuge, and procured for him tho ser vices of a surgeon and u chaplain. Tho wounded man know his deliv erer, but was too weak to utter in quiries or thanks. Informed that his wound was fatal, he could only re quest that his mother bo written to, nnd assured that ho "died liko a true soldier;" and this kind servico also the southern officer faithfully performed, as soon as the battlo was over. Ho had no suspicion that tho caro ho had secured for tho suH'ercr would prove tho means of saving his former enemy's life. After tho war tho northern man wroto to thank his forgiving enemy; but no answer was received, nnd fur ther inquiry brought tho information that ho had been killed. Twenty-ono years passed ; the north erner was a physician in prosperous practice, when business called him to Charleston, S. C. In a street of that city, then partly in ruins, tho two men who had twice been dead to each other met again. Tho startled doctor saw tho class mate who had onco been willing to tako his life, and onco had saved iL Tho man had lost his all in tho great earthquake ; and his old enemy and grateful friend took him and his needy family back with him to his own city, and established him in a good situa tion. Not often does tho chanco of shift ing events enablo penitent foes to for givo and repay each other after this romantic fashion; but tho Christian spirit may always bo exercised, and may bo nil tho moro praiseworthy, bo causo all tho moro dillicult, if main tained in tho midst of commonplaco and every day surroundings. And even if there bo no opportunity for its display, if tho old enemy bo dead, or his whereabouts unknown, wo may still cherish tho kindly feel ing, anil bo suro that tho will is count ed for tho deed. Youth's Companion. Stuff or "Which Gentlemen Are Made. Thero is somo goodness in human naturo after all, and tho Arounder was shown a sample of it yesterday afternoon on Maino street. Tho news boys on thostreetsnro hardly noted for their goodness and obliging dispo sitions, but ono of them yesterday put somo of tho good peoplo to blush. A littlo girl was going along with u largo package of sugar under her arm. At tho corner of Maino and Eaglo streets sho dropped tho package, and tho contents wero scattered on tho ground. Tho passers by laughed. Somo said: "Poor girl, 'tis too bad," but no ono offered to assist her, until n newsboy camo along and saw tho wreck. IIo promptly stopped, and kneeling down, ho took a couple of tho evening papers that ho had paid for, and wrapping tho sugar up neatly and tying tho bundle, gavo it to tho littlo girl and started off. Buffalo Courier. An American going up or down stairs in a public hotel does not feel it incumbent on him to remove his hat if a lady should bo on tho stairs. In Europo it would bo considered very rudo if a man did not uncover under uch circumstance. VEGETABLE PANAGEA PREPAHFn Form ROOTS& KERBS, r wn inc. LUnu Up AND ALL OTHER DISEASES AKI5IN0 FROM A DISORDERED STATE OfTHE STOMACH OR AN INACTIVE LIVER. nr... .rOH SALE BY ALL DRUGGISTS & GENERAL DEALERS