CLEOPATRA", i Being an Account of the Fall and Vengeance of Harmachis, the Royal Egyptian, AS SET FORTH BY HIS OWN HAND. By H. Rider Haggard, Author or King Solomon's Mines," "She," "Allan Quatcrmaln," Etc., Etc., Etc Illustrated hsr NICHOI.1., tifter CATON 'WOOD--y.IXK and QEKrFFENHAOEJf. CllAPU'ljR V. OF THE HKTURS OF HAIlMACHtS TO AI10DTIUS; CKt.KDRATIOKOr TUB MT3fEItIE3; COAST Off ISIS, AND THK WARNING OF AMEN CM!! AT. N THE next day embraced my uncle, Sepa, and with an eagor heart departed from Annu back tc Abouthls. And, tc be short, thither camo in safety, hav ing been absent five years and a month, be ing now no moro a bo; but a man full grown, and having my mind well stooked with tho knowl- edgo of men and the ancient wisdom of Ecypt. And onco again I raw tho old lands and tho known faces, though of these somo few wero wanting, having been gathored to Osim. Now, as I came nigh to the temenos of the Temple, having ridden across tbo well-tilled fields, the priests and the people issued forth to bid mo welcomo, and with them tho old wife, Atoua, who, but for a few added wrinkles that Time had cut upon hor forehead, was even as she had been when she threw the sandal after mo flvo long years ajone. "La!UI In" alio cried; "and there thou art, my bonny lad; moro bonny even thau thou wertl Lat whata nianl whatshoul dcrs I and what n faeo and form I Ah, it does an old woman credit to have dandled thoo I But thou urt ovor-palo ; thoso priests down there at Annu have starved theo, surely! Starvo not thyself ; tho Gods lovo not a skeleton. 'Empty stomach makes empty head,' as thoy say at Alexandria. But, this is a glad hour; ay, a joyous hourl Come in como in I" and as I lighted down she embraced me. But 1 thrust her aside. "My father I whero is mv fatherl" 1 criod. "I sco him notl" "Nay, nay, have no fear," she answered ; "his Holiness is well; ho waits theo in his chamber. There, pass on. O happy dayl O happy Abouthisl" And so I went, or rathor ran, and reached tho chamber of which 1 have written, and there at tho table sat my father, Amen emhat, even tho same as he had been, but very old; and I ran to him, and kneeling before him kissed his hand, and ho blossed me. "Lookup, my son," ho said, "and lot my old eyes gazo upon thy face, that I may read thy heart " So I lifted up my head, and long and ear nestly ho looked upon mo. "I read thee." ho said at length; "pure thou art and strong in wisdom; I have not been deceived in thee. Oh, lonely have been tho years; but I did well to send tbeo hence. Now, tell me, toll mo of thy life, for thy let ters have told mo little, and thou canst not know, my son, how hungry is a father's heart." And so I told him ; far into the night we sat and communed with one another. And in tho end ho bade mo know that I must now prepare mo to bo initiated into those groat mysteries that are learned of the obosun of the Gods. And so it camo to pass that for a space of threo months I prepared myself according to the holy customs. I ute no meat. I was constant in the sauctr ries and in the study of the secrets of the Great Sacrifice and of the passion of the Holv Mother. I watched and prayed beforo tho altars. I lifted up my soul to God ay, in dreams I commuued with tho Invisible, till at length earth am! arth's desires seemed to pass from me. longed no moro tar tho glory of this world, my heart hung abovo it us an eagle on his outstretched wings, and tho voico of the world's blame could not stir it, and the vision of its beauty brought no delight. For above me was tho vast vault of Heaven, whero in unalterable procession tho stars pass on, drawing alter them tho destinies of men ; where tho Holy Ones sit upon their burning thrones and watch tho chariot wbeolsof Fatoasthcy roll from sphoro to sphere. O hours of holy contemplation I who having once tasted of your joy could wish URain to grovel ou tho earth? Ovila flesh I to drag us down. 1 would that thou hadst been altogether fallen from me, and left my spirit free to seek Osiris I Tho months of probation passed but too swiftly, and now the holy day drew near whon I was in truth to bo united to tho universal Mother. Never hath Night so longed for tho promiso i! tho Dawn; never hath tho heart of u lover so passionately desired tho sweet coir.iug of the brldo; as I 1- uged to nee Thy glorious face, O Iste! 2- ven now tliai. I. haxxi ho. fciitis to Thee, and Thou urt far from me, u i-.nnei my soul goes out to Thee, und onco moro I know Hut ns it Is bidden that I should draw tho vail and speak of thiugs that havo not boon told sinco tho beginniugof this world, let mo pass on and reverently sot down tho history of that holy mom. For seven days had tho great festival been cele brated, tho Buffering of tho Lord Osiris hud been commemorated, tho passion of tho Mother Isis had beon adored, und glory had been dono to the memory of tho coming of the Divino Child Horus, tho Sou, tho Avenger, the God-begot. All thoso things had been carried out according to tho ancient rites. Tho boots hud floated on tho sacred lake, tho priests had scourged thomselves b arius, and tho image-, through tho streets ut i. the sun sauls on tho sev the great procession g... woes of Isis and tell avenged. Wo went in T-uiplo. and passed thro foro tho sanctu had been borno it. And now, ns ,M day, onco moro erod to chant tho how tho ovil was .-ilenco from the ;h tho oity ways. First camo those who c. ar tho path, thon my father, Amenemhat, in all his priestly rob03 und tho wand of cedar In his hand. Thon, olad In puro linen, foliowod I, tho neophyte, alone; and after mo tho whitc robod prioits, holding aloft banners and tho emblems of tho Gods. Next camo thoso who bear tho sacred boat, and niter them tho singers and tbo mourners; whilo mtrntfhinir as far as tho eyo could reaoh marched all tho people, clad in melancholy black beoausu Osiris was no moro, Iu ilenco wo wont through tho city streets till at lencth wo camo to tho temouoa of tho Temple und passed in. And as my fathor, the High Priest, entorod beneath tho gate way of tho outer pylon, a swect-volccd woman singer began to sing the Holy Chant, and thus she sang: " Slag we Oi.rts dead. -UZII Tho 1 cht lias Ictt the world, the world Is btst, Athwart the starry skies The web of Darkness flies. And Isls weeps Oslrts passed away. Yourtears, ye stars, ye tires, yo rivers, shed. Weep, ch.ldren of the Nile, weep, for yout Lord is dcadl" 8ho paused In her most sweet song, and thereon tho wholo multitudo took up the melancholy dirge: "Softly we trcaJ.our measured footsteps falling Within the Sanctuary Sevenfold: Soft on the Dead that llvcth aro we calling I Itcturn, Osiris, from thy Kingdom cold I Iteturn to them that worship thee of old.' " Tho chorus ceased, and onco again she sang: " Within tho court divino Tno Sovoafold-sacred shrlno We pass, wh.le echoes of tho Templo walls Repeat tho lone lament, Tho sound of sorrow sent Fir up within tho Imperishable halls, Where, each In other's arms, the Sisters weep, Ids SSd Ncphthys, o'er tils unawakfng sleep." And then again rolled out tho solemn chorus of a thousand voices: "Softly we trc.-td.our measured footsteps falling With n the Sanctuary Sevenfold: Baft on tho Dead tlinthvcth nra we calling: ' Return, Oi.rls from thy Kingdom coldl Return to them that worship thoo of old. " It ceased, aud sweetly she took up tho song: "O dweller In tho West, Lover nr.d Lorill.sst, Thy love, thy f. ster Isls calls theo home I Como fr .m tUy chamber dun, Thou Muster ct tlio Sun, Thy shadowy chamber lur below the foam W.th weary wlni and spout Through all tbo llrmamont. Through all tho horror-haut.tod ways of hell, I seek theo near and far, From star to wandering star. Tree with tho dead that In Amentl dwell. I search tho heiglit, the deep, the lands, lbs sk.es. Rise from the doad and live, our Lord Osiris, rise." "Sof My we tread, our measured footsteps falling Within the Sanctuary Sevenfold; Sotton the De-d that liveth aro wo calling: Return, Os rls, from thy Kingdom coldl Return to them that worship thee of old,' " Then, iu a strain moro high and glad, the singer sang: " IIo wakes from forth the prison We sing Ostr s r:son, We sing tho ohild that Nout conceited and bare. Th'no own love, Isis, waits The Warden of tho Gates. Ehe breathes tho breath of Life on breast and hair. And In hor breast and breath Behold I he wakenoth, Behold I at length ho rlseth out of rest; Touched with her holy hands, Tho Lord of a'.l tho Lands. He stirs, ha rises from her breath, hor breast I But thou, fell Typhon, fly, Tho Judgment day draws nigh, Fleet on thy track ns flame speeds Horus from tho sky." "Softly we troad.our measured footsteps falling Within tho Sanctuary Sevenfold; Soft on tho Doad that liveth aro wo calling: 'Roturn, Os.rls, from thy Kingdom coldl Return to them that worship theo of old.' " Onco more, ns wo bowed beforo tho Holy, she sane, and sent tho full breath of her glad music ringing up tho everlasting walls, till tho silence quivered with her round notes of melody, and tho hearts of thoso who hearkened stirred strangely in tho breast. And thus, ns wo walked, she sang ; tho song of Osiris risen, tho song of Uopo, the song of Victory: ' Sing wo the Trinity, Sing we thd Holy Three, Sing we, and praiso wo nnd worship tho Throne, Throno that our Lord hath sot There peace and truth are mot, Thero in tho Halls of tho Holy alone I There In tho shadowlngs Faint of tho folded wings, There shall we dwell and rejoice in our rest. We that thy servants are I Horus drivo 111 nfarl Farln the folds of thodark of the Westl" Onco more, as her notes died away, thun dered forth tho chorus of all tho voices, and then the chanting ceased, nnd ns tho sun sank tho High Priest raised tho statuo of tho living God and held It beforo tho multi tude that was now gathered In the court of tho Temple. Thereupon, with a mighty and joyful shout of "Osiris I Our hopol Osiris 1 Osiris I" tho peoDlo tore the black wrappings from their dress, revealing tho white robes they wore beneath, and, is one man, they bowed boforo the God, and tho feast was ended. But for mo the ceremony was only begun, for to-night was tho night of my initiation. Loaving the inner court I bathed myself, and, clad in puro linen, passed, ns it is or dained, into an inner, but not tho Inmost sanctuary, and laid tho accustomed offer- lugs on tho altar. Then, lif Uug up my hands to Heaven, I remained for many hours In contemplation, striving by holy thoughts and prayer to gather up my strougth agaiust tho mighty moment of my trial. Slowly tho hours sped in the silenco of tho Temple, till at length the door opened nnd my father, Amenemhat, tho High Priest, camo iu, clad in white, and leading by tho hand tho Priest of Isis. For him self, having been married, ho did not euter into tho mysteries of tho Holy Mother. I ro30 to my feet and stood humbly beforo tho twain. "Art thou ready!" said the Priest, lifting tho lamp ho held" bo that its light fell upon my face. "Art thou ready, O thou chosen ono, oven to see tho glory of tho Goddess face to face!" "I nm ready," I answered. "Bethink thee," ho said ngaln, in solemn tones, "this is no small thing. If thou wilt carry out this thy lust desiro, understand, 1 O Royal Harmachis, that now this very nlghtmust thou for awhile dio in tho flosb, ! what timo thy soul shall look ou spiritual things. And if thou diest and thero shall bo any ovil thing found within thy heart, , when thou comest ut last into that awful presence, woo unto theo, Harmachis, for tho breath of lifo shall no moro enter in ut tho gateway of thy mouth. Utterly shalt I thou perish ns to thy body, and what shall befall thy other parts, if I know I may not say. According to tho Egyptian religion tho being man is composed of four parts: tho body, tho double or astral sliapo (kaj, tho soul (bl), and tho spark of llfo sprung ' from tho Oodhad 'fiouJ.L-irLthau-tlicro- , Tore, puro'und freofrom tho t7?"llt orsiuf Art thou prepared to bo gathorod to tho breast of Her who was and Is and will bo, and in all things to do Hor holy will; for, her, whilo she shall so command, to put awny tho thought of earthly woman; and to labor always for Her glory till ot tho end thy lifo is ubsorbed in Her eternal life I" "I am," I answered; "lead on." "It is woll," said tho Priest. "Noble Amenemhat, wo go honco along." j "Forowoll, ray son," said my father; "bo firm and triumph over tho things spiritual as thou shalt triumph over tho things earth-, ly. Ho who would truly rule tuo worm rausi first bo lifted up above tho world. Ho must , bo at ono with God, for thus only shall ho learn tho seorots of tho Divine. But be-1 ware I Tho gods demaud much of those 1 who daro to enter the cirolo of their Divin ity, If they go baclc thorofrom they shall, bo Judgod of a sharper law. and bo scourged ' with a heavier rod. As thoir clory is, so shall their shamo be: for it is no light thing, having cast off thy mortal garb, to soil tho raiment of tho Spirit In fleshly mire. Thorcforo, mako thy heart strong, O Royal Hannachlsl. Aod when thou spcedest dgwn i ! tho wajs ot Nigut ana eSierest tne licny t t Presence, remember that from him to whom ( great gift havo been given shall gifts be . required again. And now if, indeed, thy ' heart bo fixed go whither it is not ns yet, given to mo to follow thee. Farewell l" For a moment, as my heart weighed theso heavy worus, I wavered, as well 1 might. But I was Ulled with longing to bo gathered to tho company of tho Divino ones, nnd I I know that I had no evil in me, and desired I to do only tho thing thut Is just. Therefore, having with so much labor drawn tho bow- AM) WB WENT rOKTIL. string to my ear, I wns fain to lot fly the shaft. ' Lead on," I cried, with a loud voice, "lead on, O holy Priest 1 I follow theol" And we went forth. CHAPTER VL op the initiation of iiaumacnis; op his visions; of his passinoto thk citv that is in tiib ricn or death: and or thk DECLARATION OP ISIS, TI1K MESSENOF.K. Cwr5S.N SILESCE we W-l , . passeu into tuo suriuu of Isls. Dark It was nnd bare only tho feeblo light from tho lamp gleamed faiut- ly upon tho sculpt- ured walls, whore, iu a hundred cflltfies, the Holv Mother suckled tho Holy Child. Tho Priest e osed tho doors and bolted them. "Onco again," ho said, "art thou ready, Harmachis J" "Onco ngaln," I answered, "I am ready." Ho spoke no more; but, having lifted up his bauds in prayor, led mo to tbo center of tho Holy, nnd with a swift motion put out tho lamp. "Look boforo theo, O Harmachis!" he cried; and his voico sounded hollow In tho solemn placo. I gazed and saw nothing. But from tho nichothatis high in tho wall, wherein is hid tho sacred symbol of tho God doss, on which fow may look, thero camo a sound as of tho rattling rods of tho sistrum. And as I listened, awestruck, behold I 1 saw tho outliuo of tho symbol drawn as with llro upon tho blackness of the nir. Abovo my hoad it hung, und rattled whilo It hung. And us it turned, clearly I snw tho faco of tho Mother Isis that is graven on tho ono side, nnd sig nifies unending birth, and the faeo of hor holy sistor, Nephthys, that is graven on tho other, and signifies tho ending of all birth in (loath. Slowly it turned aud swung ns though somo mystic dancer trod the air ubovo me and shook It in her hand. But ut length tho light went out, and tho rattling ceased. Then of a sudden tho cud of tho chamber becamo luminous, and in that whlto light I beheld picturo after picture. I buw the ancient Nilo rolling thmugh deserts to the sea. Thero woro no men upon its batiks, nor any signs of man, nor nny Temples to tho Gods. Only wild birds moved on Minor's lonely face, nnd monstrous brutes pluuged and wallowed in his waters. Tho sun sunk in majesty bohind tho Libyan Desert and stained tho waters red; the mouutalns towered up toward tho silent sky; but in mountain, desert and river thero was no sign of human life And then 1 knew '.but I saw tho world as it had been beforo man was, and a terror of Its ouoliness entered my soul. Tho pioturo passed and anothor rose up in tts place. Onco again I saw tho b.nka of , 6iho, and ou them a wded wild-faced criares, partaking of the naturo of tho ope moro than of tho naturo of mankind, i They fought and Blew eueh othr. The wild 1 bird sprang up in affright as the llro leapt I from rood huts given by focmcn's hands to flame and pillage Thoy stolo and rent nnd I murdered, dashing out tho brains of chll ' dren with axes of stone. And, though no voico told mo, I knew that I saw man as ho ' was tens of thousands of years ugo when first ho marched across tho earth, i Yet another picturo. Onco again I saw ' tho banks of SIhor; but on them fair cities bloomod like flowers. In and out their , gates went men and women, nnd laden asses passing to and fro from wide, well i tilled lands. But I s-iw no guards or armies, and no weapons of war. All was wisdom prosperity and peace. And, whilo I won i dercd, ft glorious figure, clad In raiment that shono as llarno, camo from tho gates of a shrine, and tho sound of music wentbo I fnrnnnd followed utter him. He mounted an ivorv throno which was set in a innrkct- i plnco facing tho water, nnd us tho sun sot iiiifd nil tho multitudes to nrnvor. With ono voico they prayed, bending in adora ' tion. And I understood that herein was shown tho reiKn of tho Gods on earth, which was long before tho days of Mcnes. 1 A chango came over tho dream. Btil, I tho samo fair city, but other men men with greed nnd ovil on their ; faces -who hated tho bonds of righteous doing, and sot their hearts on sin. Tho evening camo; tho glorious figure mounted tho throno and called to prayer, but nono i bowed therasolves In adoration. "Wo aro aweary of theol" they cried, i "Mako Evil Kiugl Slay him I slay him I and looso tho bonds of Evill Make Evil 1 King!" Mightily uprose tho glorious shape, gaz ing with mild eyes upon thoso wickod ones. "Yo kuow not what ye asl:," no cneu, "butns yowlll, so bo HI For if I die, by me shall yo onco again, after much travail, find a path to tho Kingdom of Good I" Evon as ho spoko a form, foul und hideous to behold, loapt upon him, cursing, slow him, tore him limb from limb, und umldst tho clamor of the pooplo sat himself upon tho throno and ruled. But a shape whoso faco was vailed passed down from Heaven on shadowy wings, and with lamentations gathered up tho rent fragments of tho Be ing. A moment sho bent hersoM upon them, then lifted up her hands and wept. 4sd as fie ttiiDUhjihcJtll from, her. shies iaero sprang a warrior armed sua with a faco like tho faco of IU (tho sun) at noon. With a shout he, the Avenger, hurled him Mf unon tho monster who bad usurped tho throno, and thoy closed in battle, and strug gling over In'a straight embrace, passed up ward to tho skies. Then camo picturo after picture. I saw powers and peoples clad in various robes 'zi sneaking many tongue. I saw them j I grvrF , ass,' ana puas uuub-----" uiifilous lovnii.', hating, struggling, dying. Some fow wore hantiv and somo had woo stamped upon their faces; but most boro not thosoalof happiness nor of woe, but rathor of pa tience. Aud ever as they passed from ago to neo, high abovo in tho heavens tho Avenger fought on with tho Evil Thing, while tho scale of victory swung now here, now thero; but neither conquered, nor was it given to mo to know how tho battle cuded And I understood that what I had beheld was the holy vision of tne struggle between tho Good and tho Evil powers. I saw that man was created vile, but thoso who ure abovo tool: pity on him nnd camo dowu to him to mako him good and happy, for tho two things are ono thing. But lU'.m re turned again to his ' ,cked way, and then did tho bright spirit Good, who is of us called Osiris, but whi hath many name, offer himself up for iho evil doing of tho race that had dethroned him. And from him and tho Divine Motho r,of whom ull nntur o is sprang another spirit who is the Protector of us on earth, us Osiris is our justitlor In Amentl. For this is tho mystery of tho O.slrls. Of n sudden, us 1 saw tho -visions, theso things became clear to mo. Tho mummy cloths of symbol and of ceremony that w ..p Orisis round fell from him, and I un OVrstood tho secret of religion. Tho picturo passed, nud onco again tho Priest, my guide, spoke to me. nest, sumo, - . .. ! "llast thou understood, Harmachis, those dugs which it hath been granted theo to thl seel "I have," I said. "Are the rites ended I" "X.y, they aro but bogun. That which follows must thou ondtiro alone I Behold, I leave tiiec, to roturn at tho morning light. Onco moro I warn thee that which thou shalt seo few m.iy look upon and live. Iu ull my days havo I ..uown but threo who dared to" face- this dre.i-t hour, und of thoso threo utdawn but ono was found alive. My self, I havo not trod this path. It Is too high for me.'1 "Depart," I said; "my soul is nthlrst for knowledge. 1 will dure It," He laid his hand upon my head and blessed me. Ho went I heard tho door shut to behind him, ll. echoes of his foot steps slowly died away. Then 1 felt that I was alone, uiono in t.ie noiy piuce who things which uro note, tho earth. Silenco fell sllonco deep and :;ick as tne iiark-ucss which was around tne. Tho silenco fell; it gathered as tho cloud gathered on tho faco of the moon that night when, a lad, I prayed upon tho pylon towers It gathered denser and yet moro dense till it saumea to creep into mv heart and call aloud therein; for atter silenco has a voice that is moro torri- blothan tho voico of any cry. I spoko; the echoes of my words camo back upon mo from tho walls and scorned to beat mo down. Tho stillness was lighu r to enduro than an echo such as this. What was I about to see? Should I die, evm now, in tho fullness of toy youth nnd strength! Torrib o woro tho warnings that had boon given to nio. I was fear-stricken, aim .rethought mo thnt I would lly. Flyl-lly v iithor? Tho templo door was barred ; I . ould not lly. I was ulono with tho Godhead, alono with tho power that I had invoked. Kay, my heart was puro my heart was purel I would faco tho terror that was to come, evon though I died. Isis, holy Mother," I prayed, "isis, Spouso of Heaven, come unto me, bo with mo now. 1 faint I bo with me now." And then I knew that thiugs wero not ns things had been. Tho uir nround mo began to stir, it rustled ns tbo wings of eagles, it took life. Bright oyes gazed upon mo, strange whispers shook my soul. Upon tho darkness wero bars of light, 'liioy changed and interchanged, they moved to und fro and wove mystic symbols which I could not read. Swifter and swiftor flow that shuttle of tho light; the symbols grouped, gathored, faded, gathered yet Hgaln, faster and still moro fast, till my oyes could no moro count them. Now I was afloat upon a sea of glory; It surged nnd rolled, as the ocean rolls; It tossod mo high, it brought mo low. Glory was piled on glory, splendor heaped on splendor's head, and I rodo abovo it all. Soon tho lights began to palo in tho roll ing sea of air. Great shadows shot ucross It, lines of darkness pierced It and rushed together on its breast, till at length I only was a shapo of flumo set like a sfr on tho bosom of immeasurable night. Bursts of awf ul musio gathered from far away. Miles and miles away 1 heard thorn, thrilling faintly through th gloom. Ou thoy camo, nearer and moro ljcar, louder and more loud, till thoy swept past abovo, below, nround mo, swopton rushing pinions, terri fying und enchanting mo. Thoy floated by, ever growing fainter, till thoy dlod in spaco, Then others camo, and no two woro ukin. Somo rattled us ten thousand slstra shaken all to tune. Somo rang from tho bra?.en throats of unnumbered clarions. Somo pealed with a loud, sweet chant of volcos that wero moro than human; nud some roiled along in tho slow thunder of a million drums. They passed ; thoir notes wero lost In dying echoes; and thouwful bIIoiicooiico mowurca; d In unnji mn nnd ovnrcamo me. A eort:i..T ""Vemakor says: "Worw shoos go ahead of tho art of fortuno tnlliiifr from the linos of tho hand. In your shoo, for instance, I sec irrcsolu tion, e.liangcahlonoss, inclination to slovenliness and occasional paroxysms of tll-hiimor. Show mo any parson's foot- L'our after two months' wear and 1 will describe the ehnructor of tho poison. If tho fcoles and heols aro worn ovonly thon tho wcaror is a resolute, nbjo lmsl ... i i .. . ...... noss num. Willi a oiear nuau, it n-unu- worthy official, or an excellent wife and mother. "If the sole is worn on the outside the wearer is Inclined to adventurous, uncertain, lltful ileoas, or, u a woman, to bold, self-willed capricious tricks, The sole being worn on tlio Inner side shows hesitation and weakness in a man and modesty in a woman "A merchant semis regularly to mo when he needs a clerk and has on my recommendation accepted several of my customers. Ho wiys mat -snoooiogy coon ahead of phrenology. Several months ago a stranger eamo into my store to have his shoos mended. Thoy were worn on the ouUldo of tho solos, while at the same time the polntH wore Mmiwhst worn, but tho other parU ol the shoes woro almost as good as new. 1 iii mv wife. 'That fellow is no tfood.' "The very next day a boy camo from tho station houitfi for tho shoes und said that tho wearer hud boon arrested for stealing. A young man who was a cus tomer of mine for yours courted two gin wim nlhfi bud their work done by me. I tint fetid that one of tho irlrls woro he shoes on tho outside first, whilo tho iu.r one walked ovenlv und woro both her hIiooh alike. J always liked the vonnir man. and as I saw that ho wav orod botweoii the two girls I took him nsiilii fine dnv. showed lilin tho shoes of oaoh girl and told him what I havo ro iriimi m vou uoiiuorninir thein. Ho mar rled tbo ono who walked ovonly and was hantiv with hor. whilo tho othor ono wn ti rula St Loula Qlohtr THE ARIZONA KICKER. Pomp of tlir !tueBtf Hrnrofiilly Itornp by n tVnW'ti Kdltor. Wo rx'f.et th following items from tho Inst issuo of Tho Arizona Kicker: "Tiir.v Wu.t, Know Mom:. A combin ation calling Itsolf tho Aenio Opera Com pany, of C lieago, gave a show of somo sort nt Knynolii's Hall last Friday night. No free tickets woro sent to this olllco, und whon wo sent our liulf-brecd roller boy ovof to the manager with a no to asking hint why in Toxas ho had neg lected such an Important duty, ho re turned word that tho Kicker could kick and bo hat'god to it. Wo therefore kicked. Wo hired Cooper's Hull for tho sumo night, g.ivo a free dnnco nnd tho Aenio Opera Company opened to an audi ence composed of tho landlord's cross eyed boy nnd two old half-breeds who thought somebody was going to bo scalped. There's nothing nvan about us. Wo simply want what is duo to tho profession, and what has been granted It from time itiuiioniorlal. When an amusement combination sets out to ignore us and muko us sing small, some body will certainly hear something drop beforo getting to tho top of tho hill." "Nor S.wino a Woisi). -Many of our Mtbserlbers aro asking why tho Kicker , " , , , h. , notli.ng to say in favor of either of tho local tickets now in tho Hold. There t ro are two reasons. First, because wo wero not nominated on either ticket, and secondly because a bigger gang of ras cals w ere never up for otlice. We wanted to run for mayor. It is no use being over-modest about, such things. We are better fitted for the position than tiny other man in town. The olllco should have been glad to seek us. It didn't- do so, and so we sought it. Wo should have filled the position with credit to all, but the gangs wanted a tool, and so thoy nominated Doe liurrows and Hank .lon'es to head the two tickets. Neither of these men will ever serve. Within one month we will have both of them buck at .loliet to serve out their unex pired sentences. We have been warned that we must, come out and support ono tick-t or the other or go to the wall. Ilegiii your wall business, gentlemen, as soon as you please. When you down us you have got to beat a grand aggrega tion of newspaper, grocery, feed store, harness shop, butcher shop and knitting f ;u'torv,iill under ono roof, presided over by ono head, and each doing a lino busi- u ess. Not .Ii'st Yivr. The Tom Cut Silver Mining Company sent us a certilicate ol stock of the face value of 8500 last week mil asked us to editorially mention the fact that the mine would prove one ol the greatest bonanzas of tho age for in vestors. We can't conscientiously do it yet. We want to wait awhile and see whether wo are to bo assessed on the stock or not, and we'd like to hear of some one who has received a dividend. We used to take every thing in silver stock that came along, and pulT up their old swindles without stint, but. wo have made a change of base in this respect. We found that a company which would beat the public would also beat us." m: v Took Hs.C'K1tio.v. 1 all Bill, of the (iom Saloon, Ohio (leorge, of the Arcade Poker Kooms, and Lovely .Mm, of the Red Front Sink of Iniquity, took oxcentlen to our kindly remark In last week's Issue that whisky una poker wero trying to run tho town, and thoy laid for us accordingly. On Friday after noon wo wore examining tho carcass of a big jackass rabbit killed over in tho gulch by Sam Andrews, and on exhibi tion in front of Davlsos' butcher shop, when the threo worthies above named approached and signified tlieir Intention of cooking our goose. Wo hud them covored by ourgiin in flvo seo onds, and wo hold them In lino with hands up for full llvo minutes as an ex- ibitlon. When thoy had beon disarmed wo allowed tiiein to sneaK away, uu don't claim to own this town, and we never set out to run it, hut wo propose to talk In plain English on all subjects and guard the public interests to tho best of our ability. If tho three parties named do not subsido at onco wo shall encourage a crowd to turn out with u rope somo frosty evening nnd pull tliolr heads chock up against a limb." Hi; Still Livi:s. A Nebraska sub scriber writes to inqulro If there Is anoth er weekly published In this burg. There Is. We have a chattel mortgage on ev ery thingbiit the rod-headed, cross-oyed, lop-shouldered coyoto who edits it, and can close him up at any minute; nut wo let him run on in order to keep him oil ho town. We rather Uko his audacity us woll. He prints 180 copies, nono ol which can bo read on account of tho poor pross-work, and yotho claims tho largest circulation In tho known world, llo knows we own the vory chair ho sits in, but yet ho devotes four columns oaoh week to abusing us personally. Yes, ho still lives, poor old unfortunate. Hut wo aro going to glvo him ropo for tlio win ter. If ho was bounced out bo mlglit have to run for the Legislature." De troit Free Press. PARIS SNAIL EATERS. A lliiiidrril TIkiiikiiikI I'oiiihU of tlio Kllmy TIiIiikh ('iiimniird Annually The stories about Fronehmon eating snails ure believed by many people to avo no foundation In fact, but to bo only a phase of tho oxuggoratlon in which Yankees tiro apt to Indulge in describing tho queer things that are to bo found oji Parisian dinlng-tables. Nevertheless, it is a fact that nearly 100,000 pounds f snails uro sold daily In tho Paris mark ot to bo eaten by dwollors in Paris Thoy aro curoftilly roared for tho pur pose in extensive snall-gurdens in tho provinces und fed on uromutlo herbs to make their flavor finer. Ono snailory In Dijon iwsuld to bring in to Us proprietor seven thousand francs n year. Many Swiss cantons ulso contain lurgo snail-gardens where thoy aro grown with much pains Thoy are not only regarded as a great delicacy, but aro reckoned as vory nu trltious. HygienlstB say thoy contain sovonteon por cent, of nitrogenous mat ter, mid that thoy aro equal to oysters In nutritive properties. Snails tiro ulso extensively used as an article of food In Austria, Spain, Italy and Egypt and tho countries on tho African side ot tho Mediterranean. Indeed tho habit of bating snails as food hat existed In varl ous parts of Kuropo for many centuries. Good Housekeeping, FIRESIDE FRAGMENTS. Tlrown sugar in doughnuts tnstoad of whlto will keep thorn moist and nico much longer. Tho Housekeeper. A cheap nnd good tnince-moat can. bo mado by bolliny a boot's heart till tondor, then chopping it flnoand season ing it and adding twice ns much applo by weight as meat. Fruit, splcos, etc, can bo added as ono desires. Paper or pastoboard may bo ren dered waterproof as follows: Mix four parts of slaked llnio with thrco parts of sklinniod milk nnd add a llttlo alum; then glvo tho material two successive coatings of tho mixture with a brush. and thon let it dry. HoneyCakes: Tako aquartof strained, honey, half a pound of fresh butter, and. a small toaspoonful of pearl ash, dis solved in a little milk. Add as raucb. sifted flour as will mako stiff pasto.' Work well together. Hell out half an inch thick. Cut into cakes. Lay on buttered tins, and baVe In a hot ovon. Cream Dates: lleinovo tho stonos from the dates, wltboutentiroly separat ing them. Take a tiny pieco of vanilla, fondant, tho same as preceding recipe, form it into a llttlo roll, place it in tho spaco from which tho seed was takon, press the halves together so that only & small quantity of the candy can bo scon, roll the dates in granulated sugar, and place thorn on dishes to harden. Chris tian Union. One great secrot of nlco oako mak ing is the thorough beating ot tbo batter after all ingredients aro together. Somo have trouble with granulated sugar. Don't use so much. One-hnlf inch less for a cupful is enough. Tho cake battor takes longer beating than usual, as tho sugar is longer in dissolving. Wo think it the cheapest sugar on the markot. Farm and Fireside. To use up slices of stale bread, break and cut them in pieces, first cut ting olT the hard crust, and pour boillnjf water on it too soften tho bread. Thoa for a pint of bread crumbs boat up throo eggs and add these with a pint ot milk, some hits of butter, a llttlo sugar and raisins in quantity to suit, and bako. It is a good plain, wholesome pudding to. oat with milk and sugar or pudding sauce. -N. Y. World. To take iron rust out of white goods: Pour a teacupful of boiling water; stretch the goods tightly across tho top. of it; thonpouron a llttlo of tho solution ot oxalic acid dissolved in water, and. rub it with the odgo of a teaspoon or any thing. If It does not como out at onco, dip It down into tho hot water and rub it again. This is a quick easy and suro way to remove iron rust, and should ho romemhered by ovory good housokoopor. Oystor Croquettes: Put two dozon oysters on to boll in thoir own liquor. Lot como to a boll. Tako from tho Hro, drain and chop. Put half a pint of tho liquor in a saticopan, with a toaeupot cream, thicken with a tablospoonfulot llour and butter each, rubbed togothor. Stir until tho milk bolls, add tho oystorsr tho yelks of throo eggs, and stir ono minute; tako from tho lire, and season with a tablespoon! ul of chopped parsloy, a half of a grated nutmpg. a llttlo salt" and cayonno pepper. Mix woll and tmrn out to cool. Whon cold, form in croquettes, roll In beaten eggs then In broad crumbs and fry In boiling lard. Ladles' Homo Journal. DANGEROUS WORK. Poor Folk who do OUmiiiImr on the New York Wharves for l-'uoL Among tho many odd dovlcos rosortedt to by tho vory poor In thoir olforta to gain a livelihood Is that of tho poo plo who frequent tho various wharvoa and other places whoro coal Is trans ferred from barges to'wagons or from wngons to coal-sheds, and who oagorly solze upon any stray plecos that may fall unheeded to tho ground. Of coarse tho loss In this way on each, ton of coal is scarcoly notlcoablo, but in. tho aggregate it amounts to no Incon siderable quantity and tho agod men. and worn-out women who so carofullj watch tho huge coal buckets as thoy swing in mid-air in thoir transit from tho coal bargo to tho wagons on the wharf aro often ablo thus to securo suf ficient of tho mlnoral to warm thoir humble homes throughout tho winter. Only thoso too decrepit to oxocuto mora laborious work caro to glean coal in this wuv. us they aro seldom ttblo to gather a largo enough quantity to soil. Hut tho activity displayed by tnoso poor ota creatures in their eagerness to securo a. fow nuggets is something retnarkahlo. Tho pursuit is not without us poriis 'i'horo is always moro or loss competition for the scanty prizos that reward a long vigil, and in order to outdo their com petitors tho old gloanors ofton rush. rocklossly between wagon whools and almost under horses' hoofs. Thon, too, as tho big buckets swing overhoad plecoa of coal aro sometimes dislodged and fall heavily to tho ground, endangering tho heuds of thoso beneath. Not long slnco an old man was pushed oil a plor into tho river and noarly drowned through tho rush for a slngla lump that had attraotctl tho attontlon ot half a dozen gleaners. It had fallon on tho edgo of the string ploco, and tho old follow was crowded off. Fortunatoly ho grabbed and hold on to a ropo that waa hanging from tho stem of a coal barge, and some idlers on tho wharf hauled him ashore. The greatost danger to tho gloanora lies, however, In thoir reckless dlvos under tho wagons. Tho men nnd boys who uro engaged in loading frequently chaso tho old folkB uway, hut they roturn with a persistence that doiles all oirorta to savo the coal and provont accidents. N. Y. HoraliL Hotith Ainnrlra'M Living Luuteriu. South Amorlcan llro-lllos havo boon called living diamonds. In tho same part of- tho world is ulso found a pale gray or particularly dlsagrooahlo look ing moth which may bo called a living lantern. Kopt lnolosed In a box fpt twonty-four hours, It will ho found whoa tho box is oponod that tho body of the moth is giving forth sufficient light tc enable ono to road plainly any ordinary typo. A number of glass-fronted boxe containing thoso moths--VinVi ui lernaria, naturalists call thomwhe placed around a room afford nearly u. much light as so muny wax cundlw. Amorlcan Agriculturist,