- AX 5 MISCELLANEOUS. Out West a mnn who Is hard up sometimes "raiso too wina ' on a erc-loan Gripsack. -.. A West Point cadet who violates ,,tho law against cigarette smoking is 'bilged to paco back and forth, rain or smne, lor iweivo nours. witn a tnusket on his shoulder. The Indians of the Five Nntlons ,take great interest in news from the eurroundlng States, as well as within weekly nowspnpora are published V'lthin the Territory, and a number of "dally newspapers from the States are taken by the Indians. Whoro ver the water is fresh enough to grow oystors nnd wherever tho marsh lands also exist, tho construc tion of ponds for oyster culture is feas ible on just as grand a scalo as is now practiced on somo parts of tho coast of France. During a matrimonial dispute tho wife of an apothecary, as a last resort, tried to work on her husband's better feelings by bursting into tears. "What's the use of crying," said ho; "thoro's nothing to bo madoout of tears. I havo tested them chemically and find they consist of an infinitesimal proportion of phosphato of lime and a littlo chlo ride of soda; thorost is Insipid, worth less water." N Hopeful signs: Tho Sultan of Zan zibar has abolished slavery. ThoQuoon of Madagascar has decreed thut all persons brought from tho neighboring coast or Africa as slaves shall bo set free. It Is reported that tho Arabslavo irauo in J-.ast Arrica is decreasing. Oh King Leopold's invitation tho Sultan will send a spocialdelegato to tho Antl "fcSlavory Congress. Capital punishment: Teachor, de scribing expediences of tbo day to a friend. "In ordor to punish Johnny Hansom I caused him to sit beside Miss Fresh, tho prottlost girl in tho school." Friend "And how did It work?'' "Judge for yourself. Tho girl did not 6eem a whit disconcerted, and smiled so sweetly on Johnny that ho lost his head completely." "Why, that was capital puulshmont." Philadelphia Press. Philadelphia has a witty judge as wise, it is said, as ho is witty who was once called on by tho Supremo Court of Pennsylvania to reverse his own decision against tho admission of a woman as an attorney and counsel-lor-at-law. Having duly admitted her to the bar, tho first of her sex in that State, the judgo gravely procuodod: .A.,rl ...... 1, only remains for mo to declare court open," etc. Why do we always talk of putting on a coat and vest? Who puts on a coat before a vest? Wo also say putting on shoes and stockings. Who puts on tho shoes boforo tho stockings! Wo also put up signs tolling peoplo to wipo their feet when wo mean their boots or shoes. And a father tolls a bay ho will warm his jacket when ho moans to warm his pantaloons. We aro a little eccentric in our phrases, ain't we, at times? "What a houseful of children you have, uncle," said a gontloman to an old negro, whoso cabin swarmed with children of all ages and sizes. "Yes, 6ah, yes, sah," replied their father, proudly, "thirteen in all, sah; on not one too many. Couldn't spar1 ono. All boys but two. sah, en chances fo' do las' one ob 'em to git into Congress. Yes, sub ! 'Taint many men has do chance ob boin' fader to 'lobon Con gressmen no, sah!" Youths' Com panion. At tho recent State election in Bis marck, Lum Hing, a Chinese laundry man, took out citizenship papers and voted, casting his ballot for tho Repub lican ticket. This is tho first case of tho kind Iu tho history of North Da kota, and the event is subject of much gossip. Lum Iiing is twenty-eight r years of age, and says ho will remain in tho United States during tho re mainder of his days. Ho may return to China to visit his people, but ho will always bo a "Mellcan slitizen." "At homo Tuesdays in March from three until six o'clock," read a simple minded old ludy on tho wedding cards , of a young couple of hor acquaintance. y "Well, well," she said, doprecatingly. "Carrie always was an awful girl to go, out l uiu tiunK sno u stop nor gnu ding round and sottlc down after sho married; but this looks liko sho ex pected to go it worse than over, when alio has to send out notice that sho won't bo at homo but three hours a weok. Great houso-keoping sho'll do at that rate! I pity hor husband!" "Rustrura," tho elephant pre sented to tho Berlin Zoological Gar dens in 1881 by tho Prince of Wales, I becanio so treacherous that lately it was decide to strangle him. A three-qunrter-ineh stool wife was procured, and while the animal was exercising In the open air, a noose was mndo and slipped over his head. Forty-two men til a given signal, began pulling on tho V cable, but as soon as "Kustrum" felt tho growing prospuro on his neck he jjavi his head a suddon jerk, snapping tho rope No further attempt to end tho beast's oxlstonco was mado. Tho oldest person who has died this year, according to tho longevity sharps, was Gottfrlod Wapmaruk, who passed away In Germany not many week's ago at tho undisputed ago of 12G years. Tho oldest person of modern times whoso death is recorded accu rately was Louisa Truxo. an English wumft, who was 175 years old when sho'dlod in 1780. Thoro was a Don cestor of tho present family of long ) lived Camerons in Pannnvlvunin. who died in Scotland in 1759 at tho ago of 130 years. THE ARIZONA KICKER. A TCeitern Editor' Experience with no man Nature. Wo extract tho following from tho last issue of tho Arizona Kicker: We Are Lest. For the past four weeks our frionds havo been eagerly pressing us to take tho nomination for mnyor on tho people's ticket. Wo do not cravo otllce, and aro a very busy man, but tho pressure became so great wo had to glvo in. Last Tupsday oven ing tho city caucus was hold, and in stead of being nominated for mayor wo roceived only three votes out of upwards of sixty cast. Our friends woro mistaken whon thoy insisted that wo woro wanted. Instead of being tho unanimous cholco of tho patriotic peo plo, wo had the pleasure of seeing Jerry Bnxter, tho meanest man in town, givon tho nomination. O, well, that's human naturo right enough, and an editor fool enough to go into politics doscrvos to bo driven head first into tho tan-bark as wo were. We have a word to say, however, tho Kicker will not only bolt every candidate on tho ticket, but wo guarantco to have nlno tonths of tho nominees in prison beforo thoy aro a montii older. Veni cum granial which -is Latin for saying: Don't monkey with a newspaper man. A Base Falsehood. Wo havo as certained that it was Colonel Kohoo who started the story that wo had tho proprietor of tho Red Star saloon lynched by a mob last Weok in ordor to avoid paying him a liquor bill of $18. Wo encountered tho Colonel in Davjs' livery barn yesterday,, grabbed him by tbo throat nnd baoked him against tho hoots of a stage mule, and botwoon us and tho muto tho Colonol received a drubbing which will last him a life time. Ho acknowledged that ho was a liar, slanderer and thief, and that his courso towards U9 was acUiated by per sonal spite. At that very momont ho had on our socond-best undershirt, our Sunday nocktio and the pantaloons that wo never wear except on holidays, and was in dobt to us for many ouior favors. As to tho lynchlug. vo suggested it bo causoTimO'Niol, the victim, bad fallen into the' habit of killing a man about seven times a week, and thoro was eve ry roason to bcllovo that tho coroner was standing in with him on tho fees. Wo should havo suggested staotching tho coroner's nock a littlo at tho samo time, but as ho brought us in a club of thirteen subscribers wo didn't think it would look exactly right. HaveGot a Few. A correspondent inquires if Tho Kickor has any libel suits on hand, as tho result of Its In dependent and outspoken courso. Well, yos, it has a few about four dozen, we believe, but we aro not worrying any. They have all been instituted by socond class ducks, who haven't any character to bo damaged, and tho wholo batch will probably bo thrown out of court in a lump somo day. In tho boglnnlng of our career a libel suit used to givo us tho colic for threo days and nights, and we'd wake up from a troubled sloop to find our cheeks wot with tears, but wo soon got sunburned. Indeed, wo rather profor to seo them come. It looks like business. Might Have Been the Pkofessok. Ever since wo took possession of our ofllco on Sioux avonuo certain peoplo havo taken a malicious delight in heaving rocks at tho doors and through tho windows at midnight. Wo put up with it tho first six months because we woro afraid, and tho noxt six because wo liked to soc people enjoy thom- solves. Then we warned tho public to lot up or somebody would got hurt. Last Wednesday night a rock weigh ing threo pounds came through a win dow and baroly missed our hoad as wo lay sleoplng on our cot. As wo got to tho door with our shot-gun somo ono could bo seon making off over tho commons towards Elkins' saloon. Wo drew on him and pulled triggor and something uttered a yell. Yesterday tho body of Professor Jonklns was found in tho sagebrush about two mllos from town, and it was plain that ho diod of a doso of buckshot in tho back. Just as likely as not ho was tho chap wo aimed at in tho darkness. Wo didn't owo him any particular grudge, and wo didn't know that ho did us, and wo aro willing to foot half tho burial expenses at a vonturo. A Base Cowakd. The item in th" Chicago pro of rccont dato that wo had been fatally woundod by a judgo for publishing a slander wai not ex actly correct. In tho first place, the individual was a cowboy named Rose. In tho noxt placo tho artlclo was true, and in tho third placo. after ha had firod fivo shots at us w .hout touching a hair, wo knockod him silly with a squash which wo picked up in front of Snyder's grocery. Thon wo stood on him for about half an hour, nnd whon ho wont out of town our brtndlod dog was chasing him at tho rate of twenty mllos an hour. Detroit Freo Press. In Hamilton. Ohio, a man died n fow days ago, who had $500 in money laid up; and a paymont of $150 waa duo to skvo his homo. His widow took tho monoy to buy a lino casket, an ex pensive lot in tho cemetery, and to hire twenty-five hacks for tho procession, and thus used every dollar and lot her homo go by dofaulL A charming way to flavor custards is to beat fruit jolly with tho whltoa ol tho eggs; red raspberry jelly and quince jelly nro especially nice for this. Christian Union. Blacking the noso as a preventlra of enow-blindnosa Booms to have b como recognized as successful. SCHOOLS IN ALASKA. Hof) the tJoTernment Help Mlatot,arlea Educate the Xatlvrt. What havo tho Senate Committee on Indian affairs, who so shrewdly choso a trip to Alaska for this summer's jaunt, found out about tho schools of that Territory? This is a subject that raises discussion from time to time whon Congress is engaged upon Terri torial appropriations. After tho Territory wns acquired from Russia, the Presbyterians, who from tho first have boon.promlnont in missionary enterprise in that region, established a sort of industrial school at Fort Wrangoll under Rev. Mr. Young. Boys and girls wcro taught farm work. Tho boys also learned somo trndes, and tho girls woro taught tho art of housekeeping. Congress ap propriated $4,000 n year to aid this en terprise; nnd Mr. and Mrs. Young wcro encouraged to go on nnd employ assistants. After two years tho appro priation wns discontinued and the in dustrial fnrm was abandoned. Tho Prosbytorians, however, kopt on else where with their missions and tholr schools. Still, as a wholo, tho educa tion of Alaska was for many years protty much neglected. A public school systom was intro duced in Alaska only five years ago. Tiio Indian appropriation bill of 1884 provided for tho maintenance of indus trial schools. Tho appropriation was renewed for four years, but as It amounted to only $15,000 or $20,000 annually, tho Interior Department con sidered that tho wisest use that could bo mado of tho monoy waa to divido it among tho religious societies for tho purposo of onlarging tho existing schools nnd establishing now ones. By that time, too, the Indian Ofllco, which had originally sought to manage tho schools, concludod that thoy proporly belqngod to tho Bureau of Education. Tho commissioners hold that any ap propriation for this purposo should bo for tho peoplo of Alaska, not for the Indians, mid that tho wholo matter should bo put "under tho manngomont of tho Bureau of Education, which has its own olfloialB rm the ground, and is now better equippod than tho Indian Ofllco would ovor be for tho prosocutlon of such work." Congross adopted this view, and thus tho business has gono on. Tho nmount appropriated for educa tion in Alaska last year was $45,000, and for 1889 it is $50,000. Last year Socrotary Vilas reported tho oxistonce of 38 schools, 15 supported by tho gov ernment, 15 by tho Russian church, six by other religious bodies, and two by tho Alaska Commercial Co.,builton St. Paul's and St. George's Island. Tho nggregato attendance in all those schools was ovor 1,800 pupils, 1,261 of whom woro Instructed In tho govern ment schools. Tho Senate Committoo havo visited tho colony of 1.200 converted and christianized nativos who removed two years uao to Annetto Island from Matlakahtia in British Columbia and they woro much improssod by tho progress of these Indians in civiliza tion. But the fact is their leader, Mr. William Duncan, has been engaged among thorn for about thirty years. Had not both tho civil authorities of British Columbia nnd tho Bishop mado trouble for him, ho and his India us would still bo on tholjomiiiion sido of tho line. Instead of that thoy havo annexed thomsolvos to tho United States, nnd during tho first year of thoir residence in Alaska thoy erected dwellings, school-houses, a church and a saw-mill, and, as Socro tary Vilas reported, seomed likely "to becomo an important oloment in tho industrial and social dovolopmont of tho Territory." Congress voluntarily set apart $2,500 of tho last fiscal year's school appropriation for this colony and Mr. Duncan laid It out in paying tho salaries of teachers. This year tho colony roccives $3,C00. Another interesting and important school is that of tho Presbytorian mis sion in tho suburb of Sitka, for which last yoar Congross set apart tho llboral sum of $12,500 out of its total appro priation. In return the Homo Mission Board agreod to support 84 pupils at tho institution, which had already been provided from its private re sources with school rooms, dormitories, shops for learning tho trades of enr pentor, shoemaker and blucksmith, a laundry and sewing room for tho girls nnd agricultural tools for working the arm. N. Y. Sun. . - s r 'Vi PoroUS Earthen-Ware Floors. A writer in ono of tho technical journals advocates porus earthen-ware floors as preforable in certain respects to those of wood, brick, stono, or tiles, especially if raised above the ground on wooden joists, as they should be, in order to avoid taking up the moisture; If laid diroctly on tho ground thoy must bo asphalted on their under side. It Ib urgod that their non-conductivity to cold, on account of tho cellular air spacos which abound throughout tholr structure gives them a peculiar ad vantage ovor tho othor materials named, which whon not covored, aro bo cold to tho feet. Tho surfaco be comes as hard and durable as stono when proporly couiontod, that Is, whon tho wares are first thoroughly wetted boforo tho coinout 1b applied to them; it will then be a long time in setting, and becoming thus thoroughly incor porated with tho wares, Insures a per manent and unexceptionable iloor sur face, being llro-proof, vermin proof and not subjoct ns is wood, to decay or tho necessity ofreuowal; of course, too, wind is practically excluded, thoro be ing no cracks through which it can find entrance, oven though tho house be not underpinned. In apnea runco this atylo of flooring will comparo fa vorablo with that of stone, brick or the eoramon rod tile whon uncororod. N. r. Sun. INSPIRATION OF HOPE. frtie Enjoyment of I.lfe CnnaUt In Gen erous Employment of Time. It may bo snidl that hope is the courage of youth, while resignation is the philosophy of ng But though it is truo that time1 is-destined sooner or later to foreclose' it mortgage on our most magnificent air castles, wo seldom permit ourselves. Ui- believe- that thoro are no roprlsnls-hii store for us. Cer tainly, it is hotter so; for otherwise the mainsprings of endea.vor and enterprise would be broken, awl thoro would bo an end to progress,. There unx prob ably, not mnny mem who aro as happy us thoy expect to bo; but this expecta tion cheers us-alLalongtlio road, though wo may bo traveling only from one dls appointment to another, and ho who never loses hope Is nover altogether miserable. Theso things am truo, wo say, of tho race- as well as of tho Indi vidual. Tho world has alwaysdrtvuned of perfection. Its habit is to regard its condition at any time as temporary and provisional. Its goldon ago is always just ahead. For a long time it hoped to find tho secret of happi ness by some surprlso of naturo. and with a child's heart It wont In search of the treasure nt tho ond of tho rain bow. Meanwhile, It has mndo somo actual advance It hits not yot Invented a perpetual motion machine, but it has unquestionably inado a great mnny Improvements iu machinory. It has not discovered tho philosopher's stono; but it has unearthed a vast deal of gold and silver, and it has learned that Iron is. after all, tho most precious' of tho motals. It has not found anywhere a fountain of yoiUh, or compounded tho olixlr of life; but it hns made vory valuablo additions to its !i:cna meaica, iiovolopeu a sclonco of sanitation, and elaborated a rational svstom of hygleno. Tho world, as a wholo. is hoalthlor and moro comfortable than it used to be. On the othor hand, philosophy has not kopt paco with practical sclonco. Thoro wns quco a hopo that a porfect system of philosophy would somo xlmo bo evolved. Men hopod to' think out a truo theory of life and a faultless sys tem of government. Thoy sought to domonstrato by logical procos9cs tho immortality of tho soul, and to solve tho problom of tho origin of ovll. But philosophy, though it is still fascinating, has never answered its own quostions. Systom has followed system, and specu lation nfter spooulatlon has been aban doned In tho dark until tho world hns at last lost faith in mero metaphysics. Year after yoar tho old earth rolls around Its orbit, grinding out tho lives of mon, whllo tho Sphinx remains sllont and inscrutablo in tho illimitablo desort of human Ignorance Tho multitudes who havo wandered thoro have loft no record but a bowlldoring maze of con fused footstops. But the world onduros theso failures without losing heart. It hopes on and ovor, refusing to accept death as tho last word of destiny to man. Sclonco has its limitations, philosophy moves nowhlther, and statesmanship is baflled In tho hour of its sooming triumph; but tho world has no room for despair. Thoro is moro pessimism on paper than in the human heart. Good men and true aro every whoro at work under tho In spiration of faith and hopo. School houses, hospitals, asylums, homos for the homoloss. churches, multiply con tinually. Hopo Inspires activity, and action is tho solvont of doubt. Ho Is to blame who does not know moro than he can prove It Is possible, at least, to know that tho truo onjoymontof life consists In tho gonorous employment of time. "Do the duty," said ono sago, "that lies nearest to you." Sit not and question, stand and act. N. 0. Pica yune ... THE SMALLEST NATION. Sumothlnir About a llrpnlillo with Only Oun lliinilrml Citizens. About ten leagues from Oleron, in tho Dopartmont of tho Lower Pyrenees, lies the hamlet of Goust, situated on tho summit of a high mountain. It consists only of a fow scattered cot tagos, with a population of alout n hundred porsous, forming an indus trious and thriving community who support thomsolvos by wool nnd silk weaving. Belonging nolthor to France nor Spain, tho hamlet constitutes u small Independent State, uudor the govornment of a council of aldermen, whoso col'.cctlr.j &lsdotji lias tho foroc oflaw. No rates fior ti'x'cs of any de scription ure paid, for the republic of Upust possesses pelther a salaried clergyman nor'a mayor, nor any othor officials. Iu tho neighboring parish of LuurciiM their children are baptized, thoir citizens married and thoir dead buried. The cemetery of Iiurens ad joins tho boundary of Goust Kind tho coffin with its occupant is made to slide down a channel specially due out for the purposo, as the only road lend ing to Laurens is so steep as to bo im practicable for the conveyance of heavy burdens on mon's shoulders. Tho citi zens of tho republic attain a groat agu and a goodly number of both sexes aro contonarlans. The young men, as n rule, get tholr wives from abroad, chlofiy from the Ossnn Valley, near Laurens. For centuries past tho popu lation has remained stationary, and their ancient manners, customs and traditions havo been preserved with remarkable fidelity. No ono in thin littlo State can bo regarded as rich or poor, mean or respectable, or as occu pying tho position of master or servant Tho tiny republic has a languago of ilk own, a cross between Fronch nd Spat lsh. Paris Figaro. Thieves mado a Dunkard's moot ing house in Iloidolburg, township, Lebanon County, Pa., a ruceptaolo for stolen poods. A WONDERFUL WOMAN. Borne of the I'romlnent Characterlittrft-ar' the I.tite Maria Mltohetl. From an ojon letter on Maria Mit chell, tho astronomer, by Anna T. Brnckett, In tho Century, wo quoto thc followlng: "Nothing wns moro char actoristlc of hor than tho way in which, sho accepted tho position nnd tho sal ary offered her, without ovor thinking; to inqulro whothor tho salary was the samo as that glvon to tho other pro fossors. It wns tho chanco to work that sho wanted, tho chanco for iu fluonco in ono of tho first colleges for women. Tho monoy she was to re? colvo was a minor consldorationi nnd; quito as characteristic was her Indig nation when, nfter being there for a considerable time her attention was-at last called to tho fact that she, a nia turo woman, with a European fame, was receiving a salary loss than that paid to somo of tho professors who woro young men, nlmost entirely, with out experionce and qulto dostituta of reputation. Tho indignant protest, which then called for nn oqunl salary, was not a porsonnl affair. Sho- llamod out in behalf of all womon, and of ab stract justice with a glow which forced an immcdinto incronso In, salary. Tho oxcuso for thj,s Injustlco must bo found first in tho fatit that, at tho time whon Vnssar College was established, womon had not proved what thoy can do In professional linos, and. second, in tho vory conservative iulluoncos which guided tho policy of the Institution. In hor religious belief Maria Mltoholl was attachod to one of the so-called llboral sects. Tho children of tho old Quaker families of Nnntucket generally wont over to the Unitarians if they departed from tho strict faith of thoir fathers, bo that in this mattor also sho waa almost if not qulto ulono at Vassar, But sho was appointed on tho ground of hor reputation as an astronomer, and for tunate waa it for tho collego that tho quostlon 6f hor religious bollof wns not raised till aftbr hor appointment. "Tho absoluto truth which, as I havo said, was tho koy-noto of her character, could not fall to mnko hor teaching thorough, for a love of truth is ouo and tho samo, whothor 'iu tho intellectual or tho moral sphere, But, as with all truo toachors, it was tho force of hor personal character that acted most upon tho young women with whom sho camo in contact. No ono of thorn but was lifted and strengthened by hor strongth, sincerity nnd slnglo-hoartod-ncss. It was difficult for hor to uso di plomacy In ovor so small a dogroo, and what skill In It sho did gain waa tho outcomo of long yoars of oxporienco, and sho novor employed It without a mental protest Sho gave tho Now England stamp Io whatever thing sho touched, nnd tho linos of inlluonco sho has left on many characters aro as in delible as thoso on tho rock surfaces of Now England's granite hills." THE GOLD DOLLAR. According to a Hanker Handle Have Cap tured the Little Coin. A Now York banker: "In this spec ulative ago littlo difficulty Is encoun tered in literally procuring $2 for $1, if tho fortunate man only happens to possess tho right kind of a dollar. It was a common saying, not many yoars back, to speak of a consorvatlvo business man, not inclined to specu late, as being so cautious that ho would not pay moro than eighty big coppor conts for a small gold dollar. Nowa days a man can walk into a bank with a yollow gold dollar and oxchango it for from $1.50 to $2 in white sllvor, rod coppor or crisp notes. "Tho fair sex, as a rule, ia not glvon to speculation. Novortholoss it has actually, unintentionally perhaps, and without malice, mado a corner in gold dollars. Tho crazo for bangles has about onded, but only for tho roason that tho womon of Amorica aro carry ing almost the ontiro gold dollar our roncy of tho country upon tholr necks, ayms, fingers and oars. "On March 3, 1819, tho United States Mint was authorized by law to coin $1 gold pieces. Tho weight of tho coin was to bo 25.8 grains, and tho dogroo of fineness was fixed at 000. Tho samo year tho first gold dollar coin was reg istered, but from tho boginnlng it did not meet with popular fuvor becuusc of its inconveniently snnjl size "Along In tho flftlos tho coin was made of larger dlumotor but thinner. During tho war but littlo gold wus cir culated, ajgd upon tho resumption of npecio paylncnt tho small golu coin was not received as woll as tlio sllvor 'cart wheel' of tho samo douotnlnatlon. So nppuront is tho 'objoctlon to tho gold dollar ns a circulating medium, that for tho past decado its coinngo has virtually been susponded, oxeept tho issuance of a fow spocial copies each vear." Jewelers' Wookly. Finish What You Bep;ln. My old grcat-grandmothor Knox had a way of making hor childron finish their work. If thoy began a thing they must complete it. If thoy undortoolc to build a cob'houso thoy must not loavo it until it was dono, and nothing of tho work or play to which thoy set tholr hands would sho allow them to abandon incomplete. I sometimes wish I had been trained in this way. How much of life is wasted in unfinished workl Mnny a man uses up his timo in splendid beginnings. Tho labor do voted to communco ten things and loavo them useless would finish fivo of thorn, nnd mako them profitablo and useful. Finish your work. Life is brief; timo is short. Stop beginning forty things, nnd go finish four, Put patient, persistent toll into tho mutter, and bo assurod, ono complete undertaking will yield yoursoU moro pleasure and tho world moro profit than adozon fair plans of which pooplo say, "This man began to build and was not ubla to finish." Goldoft Days. PERSONSOF TACT. A nrare of Character Capable of Smooth I lie; IJfe'A ltnuch Edge. Personal beauty is of far-loss import nnce than thoso graces of. character which generate fine manntrs, nnd tha tact which is capablo of smoothltMr tho rough edges of life. Tho hostess who rook a chicken bono in hetrfingors nnd lalntily gunwed it, becnuso aguest waa evidently accustomed to .that froedom of manner, exercised a flrno tact which very likely savod him ffcom lifelong mortification. "O, mamma, Iknow I behaved woll." uid a young girl on coming- homo from ler first ceremonious dinner; I'm sure did ovory thing right, becauso Mrs. Bland did exactly tho same ovory time" "I've no doubt you did behavo woll." mid hor mothor, gently, but you must omomhor that Mrs. Bland was your ostess. nnd that sho would bo tho lost person to teach you a losson. "O. I'm Uliat fond of hhn!" said an Irish washer-woman, ono day, in speaking of an omployor. "Ho makos yor hwvrt warm up so! If ivor ho comes tho door, and Tim's, sottin' drunk m tho step, ho don't look at him. not io! Ho only says to mo. 'Mrs. Flana gan, how folno yor dalilys Is, and may I pick ono for my wlfo? An' how yor joy Miko is boatln' all tho othor boys it his books!' An' whon ho goes away jomotimos I think bo's thfit Innocent ho don't kuow Tim's had a glass." But tho gentleman did kuow It, and; had covered his knowledge with gra clous tact. A distinguished literary man, who was tho guest of tho Princo of Walos at Sandrlngham, was ono ovonlng talking, with the Princess Lsulso, whom ho was to take in to dinner, whon. tha Princo approached. "Why did you not put on somo ol your orders-?' asked tho Princo, after exchanging a fow cordial remarks. Tho guest had loft his ordors nt homo, and was somowhnt puzr.lod to account for his forgotfulnoss, whon the Princess Loulso rescued him from hit uncomfortable position. "Literary mon do not need ordors and decorations," sho said "Tholr. ordors aro tholr published books, and thoso arc always boforo tho oyos of tho. public." Youth's Companion. AMERICAN RAZORS. A St. T.nuU Ilarber Tallca About the Chief Implement of Ida Trade. American manufacturers havo suc ceeded in rivaling Europoan cutlers in nearly every branch, but thoy have failed to mako any sorlous inroads into ;ho razor buslnoss. Sovoral Eastern aouscs havo tried to mako razors, bul )no by ono thoy havo droppod out ol .ho buslnoss, till to-day thoro aro vorj .ow romaining. qnd in spitoof tho tnrifl fully nlno-tonths of tho razors sold ii ;hls country aro mado in Europe. Pooplo who aro "smart" supposo thai iho words "Shofllold, England," etched on razor blades aro often put thoro bj A.morican houses, but this is not tht jnso. Thoro Is n vory popular razoi now on tho markot and namod nfter a amous United States military collogo, vhlch Is a mystery, nnd not ono mas m fifty who handles it knows whoro oi ay whom It Is mado. Tho groat pro portion of Imported razors aro from England, though the Germans nro rank !ng inroads on tho Sheffield trado, at 'hoy are much better concavors and heir stool is qulto iib good. Vorj jmall razors aro a fad with somo pooplo, out a popular slzo Is tho fivo-ulghts oi in inch blade. In tho Wost th roe fourths or sovon-olghts usqd to bo most .n demand, but now thoso nro mostly considered olumsy. Strango to say, ;ho Wost has advanood moro rapidly .n this respect than tho East, and oven 30 w in Pennsylvania thoro is a demand .or blndes ono inch nnd ono and onet fourth Inches wide Barbors havo a oroforonijo for vory thin blades, and at ;hoy know how to koop thoso in ordor, thoy can do good work with them. But tho mnn who shaves himself, ospoclullj .f ho Is heavy-handed, had hotter use a fairly thick blade Othorwlso ho will damago his razor in loss than a month and tho skin on his face and chin lo :ess than u weok. St. Louis Globo Domocrat. ASTIGMATISM EXPLAINED. ' An Optician's Chat About Hpeotaolea an ICyo-GIiiimeii, A Philadelphia optician: "People vear spectacles a groat doal moro than formerly. This is becauso, no matter vhat talis a person's oyos in tho form it dofectivo vision, it can almost always io remedied by tho uso of proporly dttod speotaclos or oyo-glaesos. Near sightedness was on co tho most prova ont complaint, but now astigmatism ins taken first place. A slmplo ex planation of astigmatism is this: Taka x porson who is affected by it and placo boforo him at a distailuo of ton or .if toon foot a card with fivo or six par allel linos drawn on it. Turn tho curd jo that tho linos aro horizontal and ,hoy will appear natural, turn tho card igain, making tho lines vortical or ibllquo, and it will produco tin entirely llfloruut effect, making tho lines seom urther or nonrur apart or porhapi jlurrod. "Eyo-glasses aro most worn. For mally spectacles hold tho lead, bocaua jyo-glassoH could not bo gotten to. lit ind woro gunorally too narrow and did not glvo tho satisfactory results that jpoctacloa afford. An lnvoutlon haa joun patented, however, which pro vides for a different spring, sotting: the flussos furthor apart and which has at. .ached to it a littlo springy ploco ol :orlc, which is clamped to onu's nose md which, without pinching, holds it ) firmly that it cun not possibly be Nnken off." Jowolors' Wookly. -A drill is a boro especially to th oor In churgo of tho awkward nquatL,