THE DARKY DUCKED IN TIME.
tt Wnn a Trick lie l-rarnrd During tilt
War, iiihI It Served tl tin Well.
From where we sat on the tavern veranda
wo could look right across the Mississippi
river, although nt the edgo of the river on
Dur side there wns a bluff -iO feet high, with
& strong current bolovv. All nlong this bluff
wero commons, and wo had an unobstructed
view. We were talking and smoking when
e goat came around tho corner of an old
Abandoned warehouse and began to feed
toward us. Five minutes later an old whito
Ueaded darky, usiug a cane to help him
along, enmo out from behind tho same waro
bouso and stood almost on the edgo of tho
bluff, and appeared to gaze across tho river.
"Whnt n fat tako that goat has got, if ho
only knew it I" whispered ono of the party.
"What a fool of a nigger to take such a
riikl" growled a secoud.
Wo ought to have warned tho old man,
who seemed totally unsuspicious of danger,
but we didn't. Human uaturo is just that
way. Ho had been thero two or three min
utes when tho goat observed him and began
to twitch his tail. It was nono of his busi
ness that tho man was there, and no law com
pelled him to kick up a fuss, but we all saw
that ho meant to do it. As ho gathered for a
run every man rose up to warn tho victim,
but no warning was uttered. It was human
nature to want to see tho fun. Tho goat shot
away like a Hash, and ns ho drew near ho
mado a long jump to givo full force to the in
tended blow. Next instant both hud disap
peared, and wo ran down expecting to seo
them struggling in tho muddy waters. As
ws reached tho bluffs the old man roso up
from a pit dug within two feet of tho edgo,
and grinned and lifted his tint and said:
"Mnvvnin', gem'len. 'Spected to And mo
down dar', I reckon."
Ho pointed to the goat, which was swim
mind wildly about as tho current carried it
down, nnd one of tho party replied:
"Yes, wo certainly thought you wero a
goner. You dropped in there, eh 1 You must
havo been pretty quick about it."
"Wall, sorter, but dat was no trick at all.
Doorin' do wall, when do Yankee gunboats
lay ober dar' an' frowed shot at do guns up
heah, I war ono of do cull'd gem'len wtio
handled do shovel an' do sand bags. Dat's
whar I l'arned to duck. Dem Yankees didn't
know me, an' doy kept tryin' to kill me, an' I
had to duck nn' dodge so often dat al ter de
wah closed I nebber got straightened up agin.
Ize bin layin' fur dat goat moro'n two weeks,
an' now he's dun gone nu' won't bodder no
body no mo'. I used to cuss dat wah when it
was goin', but now I seo what a blessin' it
wns. Whar' would do olo man bo now if do
Yankees had not frowed ten tons of cannon
balls nt him an' Turned him to duck?" Xovv
York Sun.
Tho ltml Ilostnu Uncle.
Among tho children of a certain Sunday
school is n bright little boy of four years. He
has an uncle who takes great pleasuro in
teaching him uonsensical verses. A fow
Sundays since his teacher wns telling tho
class about tho busy bees, and asked if any
of tho children could tell her anything about
them.
"Waldo can," spoko up tho littlo fellow.
"Well, Waldo, you may stand in front nnd
tell us what you know."
And Waldo, rising proudly, steamed away
with these lines:
"How cloth the littlo busy beo
Delight to bark anil bite,
To gather honey all tho day
And eat it up at night 1"
Trying to suppress a smilo the tcachor
asked:
"Did your mother teach you that?"
"No, my Uuclo Arthur didl" Boston
Transcript.
He Was Getting It.
At ono of the towns below Rochester a wo
man and her nurse and child got aboard, and
it wasn't long before tho child, who was u boy
of 3, began to net up. Tho mother paid no
attention to him whutever, not oven when he
began to kick nnd bite, strike nnd squalL
All tho passengers sooungreod that the young
autocrat wus in soro need of n spanking, but
tho mother had her noso in a novel and the
nurso didn't want to tako tho responsibility.
By nnd by nn old man, who had been suffer
ing with headache, could stand it no longer,
and ho leaned up nnd vvhisjiered to tho nurso:
"Why don't you givo that young'un n, good
pounding f"
"Kapo shtill, yer honor," sho replied with
a wink. "I've got four pins sticking into his
body already, and in a minuto or two I'll
havo thray or four more." Detroit Free
Press.
Give the Fly Cliimce.
"Good mauy flies in here," he said to n
shoemaker on Champlain street, as ho sat
down to havo a lift put on tho heel of his
shoe.
"Yes."
"Nover tried to drive 'em out, did you?"
"No."
"Don't want to keep 'em on tho outiUle, I
suppose f"
"No."
"Wouldn't put up a screen door, then, If
any ono should givo you one I" .
"No."
"You must be tho house fly's friend?"
"My i'reudt, I vims sooch a man dot I Tike
enferypody to got nlong ull right. If yon
pitch on MJiue tiles he vhas mad; if you gif
him a chance uiuypo lie goes py himself und
does vhell mid vlius your frendt," Detroit
Free I'ivsjs.
Iter rirfcrcnce.
Wo sat iiikiii the topmost step,
Ami miked of tills und that;
Shu listed me If I'd been away.
And how I liked her hat.
Wo chatted about various things.
Of novels and the Heather;
For hours, on almost every theme,
Wo there conversed together.
I asked what paperbhe preferred;
She hesitated some.
While through the dark around we heard
The j;ay mosquito's hum.
She moved a littlo closer then.
And answered "Can't you irtiessf
Why, thu one of all that sulta mo most
U '1'ho Daily livening lYesa.'.'
Experience
Teaches that certain vegetable exert in dip'";
tlon powerful Intlueiiceon the blood j deficient
nutrition In stimulated, the burdened current
u iiiilfiHiled. nnd noUuiii withheld from the
iiart which they pollute and defile. I bis simple,
natural action, purifying the blood. Is promptly
accomplished by Hood's Farsapurllla, a 111 fill
combination of such vegetable extracts, whoso
active qualities and native excellences are con
centrated by a process peculiar to Itself, anil
foiliidlnnoothet preparation. Hood s r-area-parilla
does actually strain mi impurities, re
moves obstruction, and opens the natural oi
ct of the system. N rack, no strain, no pain
acemiipanlcs tho adtiilni.tratiou of Hood's
fcMrTthre years I .ullVred with , ) l';
growing so bad that I was comp ctcly broke i
down ill health. I Ix-gan taking Hood
parllla, and soon gained strength and itppullle.
and wax restored to in) former jelt; J r.
KusnBU., Clerk Commercial Hotel, llruoWvllle.
l'OIIIl.
Hood's Sarsaparilla
Sold by all drumtUti. II: i for I l'revd
only by C. I. iToolJ i Co., Lowell, .
100 Doses Ono Dollar.
Ho J-ft 111 Sympathy.
A stranger who was making loud inquiries
at tho city hall yesterday for tho mayor was
finally nsked by nn officer to state his errand.
"I want to mnko a complaint against tho
wny I was used at tho postolllce," ho replied.
"But the mayor has nothing to do with the
postolllce."
"Ho hasn't T
"No, sir. Undo Sam runs that."
"Well, I've had my satchel stolen, nnd 1
want to seo him about that,"
"It's no use, sir. You should go to tho po
lice." "Hasn't tho mnyornnythlng to do with it?"
"Not a thing."
"But tliy put mo off a street car" up hem
I want to see him nbout that."
"Ho couldn't help you any."
"Say! You don't mean to tell mo that
your mayor hasn't got nny power, do you?"
"Not in such cases."
"I him phi Just sits right In his ofllce, eh?
Just smokes cigars nnd looks big nnd bosses
the city hall, eh? Say I What's tho uso? If
a feller can't boss tho whole roost what's the
uso of holding olllcel Say I I'm sorry for
him. Givo him my lovo nnd tell him ho has
my sympathy." Detroit Free Press.
A Mean Trick.
Griggs What is tho matter between you
nnd Diggs? I thought you used to Ik sworn
friends.
Biggs So wo wero once, but that is over
now.
Griggs Why, what separated you?
Biggs He mado mo a present of a fountain
pen. Somervillo Journal.
No Danger.
Young Bud I'vo had eleven proposals
since my coming out.
Withered Leaf Yes, tho men nil know you
nro having too good a tlmo 10 think of mnr
riago. Life.
How Romulus' White Was Deceived.
"Human nntur' is powerfully deceptive,
nin't she?" queried tho old man, after wo had
been silent for. somo time.
"Sometimes."
"You bet sho isl I'm a living in tho vil-
lago of It , forty miles down tho road.
I'vo got n gal mimed Mollio. She's nbout as
dandy a country gal as you'll find in the
state. Last winter n stranger struck the
town, and at onco fell in lovo with Mollio. 1
didn't like his looks, und I said to the gal:
" 'Mollie, bewaro of that chap. I kin read
him liko a book, and I tell you ho hain't hon
est nor honorable. I'll let a wheat stack to a
pumpkin that ho's a huriier.'
"Tho gal differed with me, and about n
month ngo they wero married."
"And how did tho husband turn out?"
"Mighty honornblo sort of a man. I was
clean mistaken in him. They had been mar
ried three days when along enmo a woman
from Dunkirk und claimed him nnd showed a
certificate. I expected ho would deny her,
but ho didn't. Owned right up liko u. little
man. Sho was btill thero when a second one
enmo on from Oswego. Looked bilious for
my now son-in-law, and I looked to seo him
Cunk, but he didn't, Jist acknowledged tho
corn and said ho was willing to do tho fair
thing."
"And how did it end?"
"They had him arrested for bigamy. They
wanted us to go ngin him, too, but when I
mentioned it to him ho said:
" 'Father, don't do It. Hero's my watch
and tffl, and they aro yours if you don't, "
"And you didn't?"
"No. Ho was a-tryin' to do tho squar'
thing, nnd when a man tries to do tho squar'
thing by Homulus Whito I can't go back on
him. I gin tho gal tho money uud I kept tho
watch, nud I guess wo couldn't havo done
Dotter." Now York Sun.
To llursuln Hunters.
Proprietor Wo must do something to sell
these goods.
Clerk Yes, they aro going slow. What
would you suggest?
Proprietor Mark them 10 per cent, higher
and laliel them "damaged remnants," and
they'll bo closed out today. Omaha World.
A Hint to tho Wise.
Guest How does it happen, landlord, that
your houso Is full this summer, whereas your
rival hasn't hardly a soul?
Summer Hotel landlord Oh, you seo, his
guests found out that thero weren't any pi
anor in his houso, und thoy caiuo over hero
In shoals. Burlington Freo Press.
All I'urjilven.
Fanny Why, Fmmn, how cordially you
shook hands with Mis Frizhair at tho party
lust night, I thought you wero deadly eno
luies. Emma Oh, that Is all past, I havo for
given her everything, sho has grown so plain
looking. Merchant Traveler.
Hut found Ho Couldn't.
Pom Hello, Jack, what's tho matter? You
aro all cut up.
Jack (jut returned from tho country) I
thought I could swing a bcytho. Yankee
Blade.
Woman' Career.
Sho was a fair girl graduate, enrobed In spotlesj
white.
And on her youthful features shone a look of holy
light.
Sho bent with grace her dainty head lo receive
Ihu riblion blue,
Wheueo Iiuuk the silver medal, adjudged to b
her due
I watched her face with rapture as sho raised to
heaven her eyes.
And moved her lips In prayer as her flagen
cUwped the prue,
For I knew to education she had pledged her com
ing days.
To unclaup oor woman' fetters, and freo hei
from man's ways.
Tlmo paswsd. Our iathwoy parted, but ever and
My thoughts would stray toward her, and I'd spec
ulauuxjn What my Kraduaw was dolnj, If athwart tnt
fccroll of fame.
Among uiiMilfUh workers, had been written high
her oatim .....
At last I olumoad to meet her, but her booki were
tmnliwl ftkUte.
Whlla around a dainty garment alio sowed the
l.ioo with irta, ,
And at Iwr fH hw baby, dimpled happy crowing
youtb,
Dpon that tHir nwdal was cutting hU first tooth.
Llfo.
AXOTIIKIt FAMILY Ol TOFTHOr
IIIXAMt.AS.V ItKNl'I.T.ll.Vri'Y.
I
Such a remark ns this w'll always draw
the nttentlonof every ijood thinking man
or woman. We all tleshe to be out of
trouble and lmpii.v, and when we read ns
nlmve, our hearts join in congratulations
This is one of the many cas.es that our
heading meets oxecily:
"I, U. W. Mnrlley. M5, Howard Sweet,
have been a severe -ull'erer for years, and
have had the best doctors in Snii Francisco
attend me, without any result fix- the
lietter. Mv trouble was severe attacks of
pains in iny back and chest; headache; loss
of appetite; languid, tired f elinus; skin
rouuli and greasv, and, in laei, generally
broken down in health. 1 pnr- hased two
bottles of your Great Sierra Kidney and
Liver (.'ure. and after two weeks I find
myself cured front all my ailments .My
appetite is tine, my pains are goi.e. my
skin is clear, and I enn surely say I am
well and will ever thank your wonderful
remedy for my health, and. in fact, iny life.
Very truly ours, G. W. rVioien.KY.
351) Ilownrd St., San Francisco.Cnl."
Can Life Be Prolonoed?
o
The prolongation of human life, the
restoration of decayed functions to their
normal activity by electricity, even when
suggested as a remote possibility rouse
and chain tne attention. When this sug
gestion is made by a man whose record of
achievements has given him a reputation
on two continents, nnd whose slnteiuents
are always received with respect, if not
with deference. Incredulity forgets to
smile, and we listen with the feeling that
the path of discovery always runs through
apparent impossibilities. No sunn judg
ment avails in thli modern nge- To nay of
anything tli.it it can't bo done is to exhibit
gnornnce of what has been done. The age
of miracles is not in the p.ist, but in the
present and future. We walk in the. com
pany of marvels ev ry day, which the
scieuco of electricity lias recently uchievetl.
Dr. Darrin has at any rate given us some
thing serious to think about, and encour
aged the hope of new victories over the
ills to whiih llesh is heir by his system of
electro-iiuiKiictic treatment, as tho follow
ing references show:
Geo. 11. F.ipenlierg, Tualition Or.-Deafness
ten years so he could scarcely hear a
sound; cured in twenty minutes.
Airs. John IcGinnis, Vancouver, W. T.
I'aralvzed nrin cured sixteen years ngo
bv Dr. Darrin while in Han Francisco.
"Ux -Mayor C. II. HHPs son, of Alblnn,
Or. Cured of an offensive discharge of
both ears since tlve months old.
John H. Dougherty, Itoche Harbor, W.
T. Hydrocele entlrly cured and removed
by one operation of live minutes.
.Mrs. S. A. Wooden's girl, 01 Columbia
street, Portland -Nervous debility ami
malarial fever nnd discharging car; re
stored. Win. Allnow, Drewsey, Grant county,
Or.- Catarrhal deafness and ring in the
ears lor twenty years; perfectly cured.
Mrs. S. W. Metzgar, Gresham, Or. Dys
pepsia, liver compluim and pain in stom
ach twenty-three years, icstored.
Mrs. (J. Magensnn, Merchant's hotel,
Portland Rheumatism, neuralgia, and
female trouble; cured permanently one
j ear nco.
W. K. Ogle, Seatco, W. 'P. Liver and
kidney complaint and dyspepsa, also deaf
ness and whole svstem iun down; cured.
William Little." Seattle, W. T. Pain In
his chest of over eight years' standing; en
tirely cured by electro-magnetic treatment.
J. 'W. Zuniwait, Albany, Or., (formerly
of Moro, Wasco county Or.;) cun d of an
aggravated case of rheumatism and spinal
complaint.
Ir. Onrriii'N IMncc of IIunIiiohh.
Drs. Darrin can bo consulted free at 23."i
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Olllce hours, frm 10 to 4 o'clock dally;
evenings, 7 to 8; Sundays, 10 to 12. All
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Cures of private diseases guaranteed, and
never published in the papers. Most cases
cm receive home treatment alter a visit
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A Daughter of the Period.
"Did Mr. Grnndoi'son er speak to
you. papa?"
"Yes; ho said Unit lie nsked you to
marry him. und you had consented;
and then ho wanted my pormission."
"And wlmt did you say, papa, doarP
You consented, of eourso?"
"No. I told him if you hud said 'yos,'
that settled it. And any thing I uiifjh,
suy or do wouldn't mnko tho slightest '
iillerenco." Orip.
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It is a perfect Emulsion, doo3 noi
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Jt is wonderful as a flesh producor.
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loune.. Indigestion, or dyspepsia, all humors,
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I'hllosophv is a good hore In the stable, but
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A UlK In tin ItiliN.
If on the right side and lower part of the
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clumpy whose liver I out of order. When that
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Uli. Uiok at a man's countenance ere you prod
htm under the tlbs. If hi skill and eyeballs
have a sallow tinge, you may Infer also that hi
tongue is furred, hi breath Hpt to be sour, that
he has pains not only K'nersCi his ribs, but iilo
under the right shoulder-blade. Also, that his
bow els are Irregular and his digestion liiiudrcd.
Instead of making a Jocose demonstration on
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Judge t'olllnbury, tTeveland, O., Says:
"I have found experience that Dr. Wil
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relief."
Do not sutler an Instant longer. Sold by Wil
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The shortest way to do ninny things is to do
only one thing utoucc.
A long novitliite of iiciiiialntauee should pre
cede the vows of friendship.
Nearly every article sold is cheapened,
in costof production, nt expense of quality.
Dobbins' Electric Soap is cvuvlhj to-day
w hat it was in Sij.,ubsoluh'li pure, harm
less and unifcrm. Ask jour gr. cer for it.
Look out for imitations.
To preserve In one's duty and to be silent Is
tho first ansvverto calumny.
We recommend "TiuihIIPh Punch" Cigar.
In mouths of sun mi live that mouths of rain
bliall still be huppy.
Knelt year IIihIm "tronm' llronrkial Trn
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resisted ull other treatmu' t, In fart urew vviiraii all
the time. I left nil' nil other reniedleH, mid took
H. H, h. which lurcedoiit the poison until my Nyntem
wan cleanxed, when the Canter hialed, not even
leaving a hikii. My health Mil e hat been excellent.
hi us. Imuiia K. ))i:iMa.v,
DaiiHou ,( lu Hept. 'is.
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oy'steks axd game,
MALARKEY tic CO.,
I'ortlunil. Ov.
Ij'ndlii2 house of thu North went. CoiisIkii-
ments and orders solicited. Correspondence
promptly answered.
Ilefore tho Operation After tho Operation.
MIhm Miirv Walter. lft'I Nlnlli htrett.
Portlntnl, Or., In thu natiio of tho yotuiK
luily wIioho fuco ttppenrii nliove, f lie wnn
ctirud two jmm ugi liy Dr. Darrin of V115
J'ifih fctreet. J'ritlmul, und UiIh Im only ono
of hundreds whoo eytrf lmv heen
htrulghUncd In ono minute hy Dr. Darrin.
Itrlgltt'sj IIIsciisjc Cured.
About two years ago our daughter had con-
f estlon of the kidneys, which developed Into
Irlght's Disease. Her Inxly ttas swollen to an
enormous size measuring 4' Inches around
the waist, and IS Inches below the knee. After
physicians had given up her case. I determined
to have her try Hr. Keniifdy's "Favouitk Hkm
kiv," of ltondout, N. Y. Urndnnlly the swell
lngttas reduced from l.'i to i'i Inches, she be
gan to gnlu strength, and ttas able to walk
without fatigue. We do not know how to ex
press our gratitude for tt hat It hit italic for our
child. We are confident the Kiivorlte Itemcdy
ttill do all that 1 claimed for It surely (toil
has blessed It In this case, and we earnestly
recommend It to nil sullVrlng from kldtmy ills
orders S. D Van Huklrk, Deumrest, N Y
Da. Kknnf.uv's Kanoiutk Urmkov, made at
Hondoiit, N. Y II: 0 for ,.
Seud.for book, bow to cure Kidney, Mvcr and
IIIaoiI disorders
CIRCUS
MONEY
A splendid
Story for
M UOY3 and
QIKL.S.
pcn. w in n v.
iU nnd Itniin !i
and how unrlit'' In
sprnl it lliw dtp r
mlnatii'ii overt mi
poverty A lo vili.
coulil think 1i.vt P
f.rn niiiiit'v ii, -1i.lt
of olxtaclct, and could act nobly, even al a l..s.'
hi own picture A pure story stilt frccP".uv I . j
or girl vhovill pay the postage--onlyu j-lciiI m..i
rcipiucd.
(. i arts Pi III isiliso t'o ,
riiilatWplna. I'.i
Fnr all
tlcsc tKi rgs llcre
is nothing equal to
PmyffAvs
Painkiller
which is kept bieuery
druggist in the laid.
WASHINGTON COLLEGE.
A boarding and day school for young men and
noys,
TACOMA, WASHINGTON.
Most Healthful Location in tho Country.
850,000 ENDOWMENT.
TerniR fur boarders, :t00 per year. For cata
logue, address 1). H. l'UI.KOKD, A. M.
Tacoinii, Wash.
10CH Third St , Portland, Oregon.
A SCHOOL or THOROUGH, PRACTICAL
DUGINESS TRAININC
BOOKKEEPING.
Arin,trllf l'rMmanthln. Hank-
via, Jlimtnaii and Uaal Furmr.
nirrfsitiimltnce. Siitllfna ana all
M'.'.'..m.., the mnluh Urnncliet. nena jut
T I I'ti- W U 1 1 1 1 U . Oitalwjue ami Colttge Journal.
MR. JOHN W. FURBUSH,
An Army veteran,
01' WAKEFIKLI),
who has prohahly Buffered moro than any
man or woman in America lo-uuy. -j iikcu
fdck while lu thu Army, ho has endured
untold agonic since. Describing his first
yuiitoma ho mild: "My head ached nud
my uppetltu win poor. I felt n falntness at
the pit of tho Btomaeh, nud bad taste lu my
lnnuth, while my skin was sometimes hot
nud sometimes cold. I next fult pains In
my haeltand iiroiind the lower portion of
my body, and noticed u peculiar odor and
color lu tho water I passed, which was
tteant v at onu tlmo and f reuut others. Some
times It pained mo to void It, nud uKalu It
wan almost Impossible to do so at ull. Fi
nally I bcKan to pnsM clear blood accom
panied with the Kruatot strain andaKoiiy."
k'h leaa tlnm iiii eminent tihvslclans at
tended Mr. Kurbiish nt various times, hut
not onu of them could help him. Ho wus
iw.iriti'iitli'silior. Anil vetliii siivi! "lam
idlvo and well to-lay. wholly through thu
wonder HU power oi mini's iicmeuy which
liwik inn frinii tho Vuri:oof thu uravu."
This (Jrent Itemedy almolulcly cure alt
juauvy, J.ivtr una uriuury jjuciucu.
1 I'or fialn bv nil Donlors.
O. N. OKITTKNTON, flounml Aeent,
It 5 J'ulton St., N. Y.
tt4 Jtir l-lfjAlU It f llnnt't A'iW (V, ilwi
tntct, . J, .
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Far fure oF .
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Nv Write Ili-cvvKter Nafety Kcla
Holder 'o lloflv. .lllch.
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Miiwrn rruv. viathih -jav iv, iki roi
Forbiilnc pursiiItH at the Portland Il-.islneM
CoIIcrc, Poitlaiid Orefcoti or nt the Cnpit.it llnv
incss CoIIckc Salem Urigoii Until chools nre
under the iiiaiiaKemtntur A P Armstrong, have
same coiitse of studita nnd sunn: rates of tuition.-
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Typewriting, Penmanship and I'liglisli Depart
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milted nt any lime, Kor loint Catalogue nddreMJ
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Portland, Oregon "t Salem, Oregon J
DR. DOWNINC'S
NORTHWESTERN
DISPENSARY
For thoTieatnient of all Xervoii', Special and
Chronic Diffuses.
lN.'t Kii-Ht Hticet. I'm tliinil.
A (?TyM A CAN BE CURED.
4o I rBfYIM A trial bottle ecutfreuio
jnyoiiu Btlllctcd. Dli. TAKT HltO., Itochester, N.Y.
CHICHESTER'S ENGLISH
PENNYBTOl PILLS
. , .V (BtMni'.l Tor I'arik'ulnn
Li "Itelicrr.ir I.u.llei.,'' (
If mull. .Vtim V'tprr.
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in ituer, vf return
dUongq., I'Mta.,!'"
i precrlb and fully en
dorse Ills i; as the oulr
specific forthoccrtatneura
ot this disease.
U.H.INUUAUAM.M. D.,
Amsterdam, N. Y.
We have sold Illg O tor
many yrars. nnd '.I fait
Fiven me oest oi saiis
actlnn. D. Jt. DYCITR4 CO.,
Chlraco. 111.
1.00. Bold by Dnii-glats.
TAKE IT
W.PrUNl DEB'S.
OscfipN Blood Purifier?
11 1 1 u n t.r3 1
KIDNEY iVLIVER-DISEASCS.. DYSPEPSIAJ
PIWPLlS.BLOTCHES.ANu SKIM DISEASES..
JHEADA,CHE. COSIIVENESS.
TACOMA
BUSINESS COLLEGE
WILL OIVK YOU
Ttiorougti and Praclical Instruction
l.V ALL
I Business and Academic Subjects
Bond for Circular to
PROFESSOR J. W. TAIT,
TACO.11.1. U'ANII.
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use, to wear, to cat nrtoaumsoyoursclfnr others,
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and It will be sent you freo of cost. Order u few
samples of dry goods to compare price uud qual
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Address,
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418 FRONT STREET,
KAX KltA.:iKC4 . lAI.tFOJt.VIA.
New Skctional Math op
OREGON & WASHINGTON,
Kevlned to October, WJ.
75 CViiIm llucli. Together. HI 23.
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0, 7
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mem.
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Clothier, Hatter and Tailor,
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