GERMANY AND FRANCE. tVlint (ipncml Wnlpley Think of the Ar mien of Tiro Cnuutrle. I tnko the Gcrmnn army ns tho high est existing typeof tho militnry system and organization which tho changes effected in armies by tho French revo lution hnvo led up to, nnd much as 1 admiro Unit nrmy as a soldier, I admire it still more as n citizen. Great as it is for war, it is indefinitely greater as a national school for the moral, inentnl nnd physical training of tho people. Designed exclusively for war, it lias be como tho most important of peaco in stitutions. In it all Germans are train ed to strength and and taught tho llrst principles of personal cleanliness and of health. Thero they loarn to bo honest and manly, and aro taught tho excellence of those virtues which sorvo to make men good subjects and law abiding citizens. It is tho school of tho nation, in which deep lovo of fntherland is fostoied and cherished, and where all classes learn that there is honor in obedience and nobility in self-sacrifice. Tho principlo that merit should be adequately rewarded, which according to Carlyle was tho uncon scious dcslro of tho French revolution, is realized almost perfectly in tho Ger many army of to-day. The German non-commissioned olllcer after serving twelve years with tho colors, knows that ho will be offered civil employ ment on tho railways or in tho police or customs forces, and that this civil post will bo one higher in honor, and generally witli better pay attached to it, than ho would have boon at all likely to reach in tho open competition of life. And so ho dovotcs himself to his duties when in tho army with an ardor elsowhero un known. It is a common complaint in France, on tho other hand, that their non-commissioned oflleers aro not as good as they might be, and that they aro not extremely energetic may, per haps, bo inferred from tho fact t. at their enorgy is not afterward rewarded by an assured and high placo in civil life. Furthermore, it is said that tho gentlemen volunteors of one year are not tho sourco of strength they should bo to tho French army. In Germany theso young gentlemen, wo hear, are required to live for six weeks or so in tho barracks with tho common soldiers, but after this period, in which they are suppose.! to have learned tho routine of barracks life, they aro allowed to take private lodgings, and so relieved from tli" companionship which is dis tasteful to (hem. In Franco tho vo'un teer is compelled to pass his year in the Chambrec. side by side with tho peas ant or workingman, who ho not infre quently subsidizes and turns into a ser vant. In Franco tho spirit of equality seems hero to bo pushed a little too far, and wo aro informed tho result is thai tho gentleman volunteer becomes di contented, wliilo tho private soldier is ffot benefitted. Hut however real these causes of complaint may be. it can scarcely bo denied that in Germany anu in iwiuieo also, tlio army is tho great training school of tho nation in virtues which can not bo too highly esteemed. Genoial Wolsolov. in Fortnightlv Review. HUMOR ON WHISKERS. I'cciillur OliHiM'VMtlciiiH MikIo liy it Dig grunt led IliiIosnilinr. What is thero that is so tromondous- ly funny about t ho word whiskers? Instance whore tho uso of it will not raise a laugh aro hard to lind. Hard as the fact may be to explain, it is novertholoss trno that jokos in which whiskers, or roferenco to them, no matter how irrelevantly made, excite moro morriment than any other form of witticism under tne sun. A, let us say, who is smooth shaven, meets II, who rejoices in a flowing set of jowl trimmings. "Ha." says A, "you'ro looking pretty lino this morning, 15; whiskers aro well, I see." Whereupon A laughs uproariously and strides off leaving 11 sure that a good thing has been said, but sllghlly mystified ns to its gonoral purport. In tho theater tho word is indisponsablo to tho low com edian. In a play I wltnessod somo lit tlo timo a?o ono of tho comedians walked on tho stage wearing a long sot of gray whiskers "(Jolly," criod tho second comedian, who was standing noar by, "what a chanco for tho wind!" Whereat tho purquotto tittored. tho balcony laughed und tho gallery howl ed itsolf into fits. For tho boardiug houso funny man to remark that "tho butter has whiskers 011 it" is to ensure him a round of applauso from his friends at tho table, wliilo if ho mako3 tho ob servation that tho tardy dudo of tho esUibllshmont, who is lato for dlnnor, is "combing his whlskors," his reputation as a wit will bo llrmly established for all time. It is all very wonderful, but very mystorious. l'ornups, in order to understand tho full amount of humor contained in a rofero.ico to whiskers, it is necessary to wear liiom. It is almost worth whilo raising a sot to find it out. Chicago Journal. Tho largest organ In tho world has just boon constructed by Messrs. 1I111& Son, of London, Kug. It wjh mndo for tho town hall of Sydney, New South Wales, at a cost of $75,000. Tho in strument has 120 hounding stops, and possesses tho extraordinary novelty of n pedal rood stop of sixty-four feet sounding longth. Tho wind supply is maintained by a gas engine of great power. - - s-p m ' 1 - Tho "miraculous berry" of Wost Africa is covored externally with a soft, sweet pulp, which imparts to the palnto a sonsat on that renders it possi bio to partakOof sour substances, and even of larOiric acid, limo juice and vinegar, and to give to them u flavor of absolute sweetness. THE TURTLE'S HOME. An linmriifte llriulrjuim of the Itrptllei on nn Orinoco Islnntl. In tho northern part of tho South American continent, but a few hundred miles from the Atlantic coast, thero lies a range of grent mountains, or rnther Boveral ranges of mountains, which hnvo been for mnny years practically an unexplored region. Theso aro tho mountains lying between tho basins of tho Orinoco nnd Amazon rivers, nnd be tween Ilrazil on tho southward and Guinea nnd Venezuela on tho north ward. They aro known to contain sov crnl lofty catarncts, and other physical features of great interest. Tho Sierra I'nrima, a mountain rango and plateau lying wholly within tho re public of Veuozuola, has lately been ex plored for tho first timo by u European, by M. ChntTniijon, n French geographer. Ho traced tho sources of tho Orinoco river to a little torrent which falls in a series of cascades from ono of tho mountains of the Farimiu Ono of tho features of interest which M. ClialTtmjon describes in his account of his journey wns an immenso rendez vous of turtles, which had gathered for tho purpose of laying their eggs, on the little island of lluena Vista, in tho Orinoco. "Many turtles nro to bo encounter ed," M. ChafTatijon says, "all along tho Orinoco, but at this island of liuona Vista, where nature seems to have ar ranged every thing for their conven ience, their number is very great. Tho island is about a leaguo in length and surrounded by sloping banks of sand. In this fine sand tho turtles doposit their eggs, which are hatched by the heat of tho sun. "Somo timo in tho month of February thousands of turtles como out upon the shoro of tho island as woll as upon the neighboring banks of tho river, and bo- rrin nrmnnmiilinn- nn ntwl ilmvn ni if n - ... if... . , . total Ignorance of the fact, tlit Dr. l'ierces Kav cortaining whether it is entirely safo to ( orito l'rc-criptiim N a positive cure for the most lnv tIioIt- nfrrra lint lliow iln nnt Imrr laying until March. Then thoy dig a number of littlo holes in tho sand, in which eacli fomalo doposits from eighty on - 1 o to ono hundred and twenty eggs." j Tho French traveler observod the 1 habits of theso animals by hiding him-' self, wrapped in his Dlanket, behind n hillock of sand close to tho edgo of the , river. A littlo after nightfall tho tur-' ties began coining out of tho water, , proceeding very cautiously, holding their heads erect nnd waiting long, as if thoy feared tlio approach of thoir , human enemies. 15y-and-by, ns if reas sured, they came out in great numbers, 1 and began sporting about tlio sand. Tho half-breed Indians who accom panied M. CliatTanjon assured him, 1 however, that tho turtles would not bo- f gin to lay their eggs until the Southern . .1. . . . , .. . , yross, wnicn is too cuaracierisuc oo-, To bo n ,,,,..,,. s not mwy to have sub ject of tlio firmament in tho Southorn i tie thoughts, but so to love wisdom as to live ae hemisphere was completely formed- i our'"" '" """"- that is, not until tho four stars which form tlio cross had moved on through tho heavens, until they woro perpen dicular witli tho horizon. In fact, at midnight tho great mass ol tlio turtles had gono back into tho river j without laying, leaving but a fow ol their companions behind them to act as i sentinels. But at half-past two in tlie morning, nt tho moment when the 1 Southern Cross seemed exactly perpon-1 dicular with -tho horizon, a groat ilut- toring wns perceived on tho shore ol ' tho river; tlio turtles were coming out , in battalions. Thoy scattered rapidly in every di rection, digging up tho sand, laying thoir eggs and covering tliem over again, and apparently taking greal pains to leave tho surface looking as thoy found it- M. ChalTanjon und his companions captured threo of thoso turtles, the shell of ono of which measured eighty five inches in length by twenty-three in width. Jts weight was moro than sixty seven pounds. The natives capture largo numbers ol tho eggs of thoso turtles, as woll as ol . tho creatures themselvos, which nr j ujed iu tho manufacture of a kind ol i oil. Tho appearance of tho turtles upon tho beacli at tlio apparent moment ol tho complete formation tho Southern Cross, on cneh night during thoir lay-1 ing season, is undoubtedly duo to coin- dencc, and tho supestitious natives con noct tho two circumstances hint thr ' IlCCl UIO IWO CllCUUlSiances. JUSl as UK ancient hgypliatlS connected tllO sotting : Of tho constellation ArctlirUS With tllf I rising of tho Nile. Youth's Companion. The Nature of Mushrooms, It is a curious tiling that concerning tho mushroom, which is to bo found ovorywhero in such abundnnco, and which would mako so valuablo un article of food if properly usod, Amer icans nro generally so Ignorant that at a rule thoy can not toll it from a toad stool; and although nearly ovory Irish woman can bring in ti baskot of mush rooms out of hand, ovon then many arc afraid to cat them. Curtain peoplo will claim that any thing with gills paral lel edges lining all tho under sido is edible, but will not oat it thomselvos othors claim that tho gill must bo of b particular color. Thoso will hnvo only tho mushroom grown in a collar, those only tho mushroom grown witli nothing between it and tho sky. Tho mushroom loved In It ily is rojoctod In England, nnd tho best English mushroom of all is rognrded in Italy as of tho same no turo us tho ovll-oyo. It would bo well worth while to havo some Instruction made common as to tho gonoral nature of this growih, tho innoconco of somt species and tho deleterious quality ol others. bun r runclsco ArgonuuU An mill jf'pn lici'lirrpil llin ntlim day in two hay fields not an eighth of e mno a pari in Lancaster, ra. in on nil work was htrmiied for tint ilnv lie pouring rain, while in tho other not 1 drop fell .all duy. ( Musknielons should not be kept on Ico too long boforo serving, ns thoy loso I their flavor if they beconio too cold, two hours is long enough to keep them i on ice. DemorcsL j To euro corns apply acetic5 acid night and morning until thoy disappea'r, which should generally bo in about n wecK. Bunions may bo relieved by rubbing them with caustic balsam every ovening. When a peddler or solicitor of any kind comes along nnd wants to glvo something for nothing, you ought to know that ho is a fraud. Nonoof thoso sharpers sells you a dollar's worth of goods for ten cents. Iced currants mako a beautiful dessert, especially tho red and white varieties, mixed. Tnko the olean, whole -bunches, nnd dip thorn, holding by tho stem, into boaten whito of egg, then into finely powdered sugar, dry for an hour, and then ropcat. To mako a ham, veal or lobster omelet, have tho meat finely chopped and spread over the top boforo begin ning to roll. An herb omlot is mndo by chopping parsley, thyme and sweot marjorain in any desired quantity, and , stirring in tho mixtures before it ia put in the pan. Layer Cream Cako. Ono cup of sugar, four eggs, ono cup of flour, two tablespoon fills of molted butter, three l tablespoonfuls of baking powdor; bako in jelly tins. Cream Ono cup of sour cream, ono cup of sugar, ono cup of 1 chopped hickory-nut meats; boil ilvo minutes; spread between tlio layers. Yankee liludc. IMiii'i'iuirc Is but the Mi'iwtnc-Monc to tliie divine Institution:-, tin1 family mill the heme, which cotii-tl-tnte tin very foundation on which our liiitlon 1 re-t: anil ujon the health anil (.trenntli of the wife, and mother, depends the Min.shlne anil en , Jnymcut of the home, and the prosperity of the 1 family. ThoiiMinds of wives and thouatidi of single ladles, drim out a wenry exl-tcnce in con M-micnce of pcrplexillir "female di-orders." ill CompUCIIICIl 111111 O'JM llllUC CIISCS Ol leUCOrrilCIl, prolapus weak back, 'female weakness" aute ersion, retroversion, l'arliiK-dowii sensations, chronic congestion, iullamation, ulceration, and kindred ailments, (iuariinteed to Kivesat factlon, or money lefunded. All driiK.idsts. 1)r. vimss ivilcts-cle.iiiM- and rcculate the stomach, bowels and system generally. One a dose- purely vegetable. A simile conversation across the table wltli'ii wise man is better than ten years mere study of books. White Elephant of Slam, Lion of Eng. and, Dragon of China, Cross of Switzer, land, Banner of Persia, Crescent of Egypt Double Eagle of Russia, Star of Chili, The Circle of Japan, Harp of Erin. To get these buy a box of the genuine Dk. C. McLank's Cki.khkatkd Livkii Pills, price 5Jn cents, and mail us the out side wrapper with your address, plainly written, aud 4 cent In stamps. We will then mail you tho above list with an ele gant package of oleographic and chro matic cards. Flkmino Bros., Pirrsnuno, Pa. Kvmtv kv.ui-to.u (;oxk. Probably no disease inllii'ts 50 much contin uous pain as Kheumatlsin. Over" no single com plaint has Dr. David Kennedy's l-'avorite Kern edy, of Komlout, N. Y., won mine tures than ltliciimatlsm. liy Its use the iiKonlzed patient can once more Use his limns and freed from past years of pain. Mr. Frank t-itrnlt, n well-known merchant of New llnmliiirt. N. V.,says; "1 KUll'ered tortures from Sciatic Kheumatlsin. My ease was a very bad one, and none of the means taken pivc me relief. 1 use Dr. David Kennedy's Favorite Kemcdy, of Uoudout, N. V., am entirely rid of everv symptom of my trouble. Only three bot tles brouKht about this wonderful result. It lias built me up and been of Krciit benefit to me In other ways. I heiirtlly recommend It to other bull'erers. Dk. Kknnkdv's Kavoimte Hk.mkdy, made nt Itondout, N. Y. 1; 6 for .r. Send for book, how to cure Kidney, Liver and lllood disorders, The only legitimate aimer Is a holy emotion dlieeted against an unholy tiling. Sin, not our neighbui, must be Its object. A pocket mutch-info free to smokers of 'Inn-sill' Punch" 5c. Cigar. The great art of life is to play for much, stake little. and If allllcted with Sore Eyes, use Dr. Isaac Thompson's Uyu Water. Druggists sell it, fflc. TkyIOrkmka for hrnRfefaHt. Hood's Sarsaparilla Is a peculiar mcillcinu. It is carefully pruiarcj from Harsaiarllla, Dandelion, Mandrake, Dock, I'lpslsscwa, Junijicr llorrlcs, and other well known and uluabla ugutablo remedies, by a peculiar combination, proiiortion and process, i;iving to Hood's Sarsaparilla curative jtowcr not possessed by other muulciiie. It olfects remark ablu cures where other preparations fall. Hood's Sarsaparilla Is the best blood purifier before the public. It 1 eradicate eury impurity, and cures Scrofula, I Salt Hlieutn. Hoih. i'ininlcs. all Humors. Dm- l,eIBla ltiliousness, Sick Headache, Indigestion, Ue'neral i)cWilty Catarrh, Itheumatlsm, Kidney and Liver Complaints, overcomes that tired feeling:, eaU-8 an appetite, and build uj, tho fystem. H09Q S sarsaparilla Has mt neculiar and muiarallcleil success at home. Such has become its )upularity III Lowell, Mass., where it Is made, that whole neighborhoods aro taking It at tho samo time. Lowell druggists noli mom of Houd'HSarsuarilUtliati of all other Baruajia. rillas or mood puriiiera. Hood's Sarsaparilla k Sold by druggUU, 1; six for $5. Prepared only by u. l. iiouiJ & uu., AJUi0carRS, lyjweu, jnas. . IOO Doses Ono Dollar. i precribn and fully rn dorbtt lg a m the only specific fortliituertaliicuro (( this disease. O.H. IMIItAIIAM.M. D., Aumli-rdum, N. Y, We have nold Dig (1 for many years, and .1 bus given me ucii oi sans- faction. 1). It. DYOIlK a CO., Chicago, IIL 1.00. lold by Druggists. THE GUARANTY LOAN AND TRUST CO., IINCOIII-OIUTKllJ OK HA.V FIIAXt'lHUO - OAI.IFOHXIA. Make 4.000 Urnim. ill Minis of f 5 to .' (XJ0, (hr-Kn-KutliiK IMiOO) leKiilarly on tuo'joth ilay of each mouth, to holders ol eel tllli utes of unlllratlou. Applications Limited to 100,000 All ordcru must be ucrompiiiiled by til for cuch eertlllcBte. gWVuW list of Ijuiis nwardi'd upX'iir In nil the i-an Francisco dully utM-rs on tho '.'1st duy of i-iieti mouth, uml of the prlnclpul cities Iu the Kul. In ever)' W)W" ln ,uc Unlw-il KtiiU. Corrtiiiou- denco solicited. Ofllfo-litJlO JlurUrt Ht..Hnu KraiirlHco. kN. P. N. D. No, 'Mi S JS. N. U. No. 87'J rC a rt 1 1 a B , Vl TO 1 UATSV i dVBurmau4 ftel 11 1 vJV MiMBlrlAUr. El MrlbU OlnoinnatlJBMBI TIIK.M,Y WllITi: KI.KIMIAXT I.V TIIK WOltl.li Has nt last arrived, and after n prcat ex pense and much crouble, cm beacon free of cost, quietly enjoylngjthe see breezes Hint waft across the marshes near the Kith street station, Oakland ( al., where for the present he Is to be quartered. This pon derous nninial was Imported to the t nltcd States by the Slerr ( heinlcnl ('ominy. the manurncturersof the Great Sierra Kid ney mul Liver Cure that hnsso re-cntly Kahied n position as the lending Kidney ami Liver Cure on this coast. All drug gists have these valunblo goods fur sale. White elephants In their own country aie a religious phenomena and are worshiped by tlio natives with all the faith they possess. He is at thiswrlting, In thecharge of Mr. V. P. Mitchell, Oakland's only nat uralist, at whofe command he quietly sub mit to any and all cal's. Mr. Mltchel' has perfect control over this treat nnd truly wonderful beast of the jungle. His proportions are immense, standing 0 feet high by 50 feet from hend to tail. His tusks are 10 feet long, nnd as he Ntaoids with the sun shining upon his magnificent pure bite skin, the elicit upon the looker-on is mnrvelous, being Hint of nn im-' tneiiso mountain of living snow. Don't fall to see this natural curiosity. It is an event of a lifetime without money or price. All Overland, anil Hcrkelev tin'ns pass the station, HUh street. It will pay ever) bodyjto sec this monarch cf the ani mal world. Mwt'iit hy tlio Tld of Popularity To the topmost pinniiele of succes, Hostetter's Stomnch Hitters stiinds shlnlUK proof of what genuine merit, bucked by the livlni; oree of proven facts, eiin Httnin. The North nnd South American continents, Kurope, Austriilin, tin West Indies, (iiuitemala und Mexico liuve all contributed wide patronage und testlmonv of the most favorable kind-but un'olleltcd' to swell the reputation of this sterliiiK remedv AmtuiK the maladies for which the most eon vincliiK public and professional testlmonv proves that it Is a bcuhui curative, are chills and fever, bilious remittent, dumb aituc and iiKuerake, djsiiepvla, ller complaint, nervous ness, debility, kidney and bladder complaints. It mitigates the iufcrmities of aw. hastens eon valeeeiice, has n tendeney to prevent ill eon senuences from exnure nnd c hautlnii. Per sons of sedentary liablts aud laborous occupa tions w ill find It an ever useful tonic. (Juarrels w ould never last long If the trouble was only on one side. .1. II. Kllt, Clicmi'stt mill AHHiiyer. CJl, Washington St., Portland, O. Packages by mall or express promptly attended to. There is always a suspicion of hypocriey about people Who .ire too good. 'oiikIin uml llouiHi-iioHN. The irrita tion which Induces I'oughlng Is Immediately relieved by "llrvwit s Jlrunchtal 'VoWicd." Sohl only In boxes. lie who hws lialf an hour every morning runs after It during all the daj without being able to to overtake it. The Celebrated French Sure, w'r"APHRODITINE''-(;;!H Is POl.tl ON 1 POSITIVE GUARANTEE t o eu re n n y fin in o( nervous disease, or any illsnider of the geneintivo or gnus of elthei sex whether ir islug (linn the BEf ORE AFTER exccsiiiu ufc of Stimulants, 'lobneco or Opium v. iiiMiuK-i juuiniui iiiiii-cicuou, over inning ence, Ac., such as Loss m lliain Pouer, Wnkefu. ness, Hearing do-vii I'alus in the Hack, Semliuit Vt eakness, 11 stei ia, Nervous PinMiatiuu Nocturn ill Unilsslons. I.eucorrhien, Dizziness, Weak Mem ory, Loss of Power and Impotent1), which it no glectetl often lend to piemaliiieoltlageand Insiiu It y Price Jl.00 a bov ti boxes for $5.1W Kent by mail on recrdpt of price A W 1 1 ITT H N ( ; I A 1 1 A NT K I! f or C very .1 00 oruei, to lefunil the mouev if a l'eriiiiiiit-nt emu is notetlected Thousands of testimonials from old nud young, of both sexes, permanently ccred hy Aimihoiutinr I'lrcular free Arid runs THE APHRO MEDICINE CO. WKSTKHN IIIClNril, "03". 27 l'OKTI.AN'D OR Bold by Strelhlg A I.aue, Druggists, cor. Sec ond Washington tits., Portland, Or. FOR THE BLOOD. HwilVsKnccHle hits cured me of a mallg- I mint breaking tint on my leg, which cnuseri I Intolerable pain. It wusciilleri ic7fiiiu by thutltitlors tciiirorwhemtreiitetl uiewith I no relief. I cnuilliuy coiuesa inn, i ow e Iit.v ,.r...nt l'iiiiiI henllli lo H. H. H.. which Iln my estliiiHllon Is Invaliiiibln us u blood I remiHiy .i is .i c i.i n i. ."J7 Jf. 10(11 hi., hi. i.ouis, .im, ilnr In. hi- when two IlllllltllS llltl WIIM lit- tacked with Scrofula, which for u long tiiiu. roveil in.r evesiuht entirely. anil I caused us to despair of her life. Tim doctor Inlleil lo relieve n-r, aim " Kvt Hwin'H hiiccltlc, which soon cured her en tirely, anil hlie Is now hale and heitrtv. V, Dki.K, Will's Point, Texas. I SCir Henri Inr Imnk giving history of rUimil Diseases and advice to sullercrs, mulletl tree Tile; hivin srr.cir n w., I)raer:i, Atluntii.lla. The above i'tclure UcprtHnl CAPTAIN S. GREENWOOD, Mastsr oflfce steamsltlp Kaoawla. Alwiut n year ago ho observetl n trniipii hniigu la his feelings. He. felt tired iu itenil of igoroiiK' ncn'oiiK Instead ol 'ron(.'. Ills iipiit'tltu bcciimc p.ornnd his Iccii broken, I lo tried to overcome Uicm feelings, but they would not yo. lie then noticed pulii anil IrrlVil Itui in the water hiiuiiuls, and that thu llu'tls passed wcio jftcii thlik ami with n h uui on top or a brick-dust i-cdlmiiit at tho liottoui All ihcso wcro llio sure symptoms of that fear ful d I sense, C'aturrli of thu lilatlder, which has always been considered Im arable, and they continued until tlio I'nptalu was In a terrible condition. Hut hu Is tho plcturo (if health uml vigor to-tlay, nnd lie owes It entirely to that wonderful medicine, Hunt's Itetnetly, C'atit. Greenwood lays: "I am so certuln of tho great value, of limit's Itcmcdy, thnt I nlway carry u sup tdy on shlplaiard for thu Uses of my men, nnd I prcscrlln) It whentivcr they are ailing. After curing mens it did, nnd resturlng my vlfo, (ivhom thu U-t phyrl'-lntu of Nut Vorlt iinlil wan dying of tumor.) to perfect herlth, I swear hy It." This (I rent iteinedy nbtotutcty cure all Kidney, Liver iiml Urinary Dlstutcs. 1'ur Kale hy all I-nlor. O. N. CUITTKNTO.V, Oeut-rnl A (cent, 115 1'ultou Bt., N. Y. , .r ptMH 10 Ik Junti JUmtJg Co, fnrl iltw, A. I. 0m HL'ltK Cl'IIK KOIt I'll.KH. Sure rnrc- for Mind, bltH-dliiR anil Itrhlnc Piles. One liox has f nrcd the wort chc of ten year" Mainline. N'ooneiKHsl smITIt t.-u minutes after iislns Klrk' Herman Pile Ointment. It absoibs tumors, allays the Itchlnt!, acts as a poultice, elves relief. Ilr. Klrk Herman Pile Ointment Is prepared only for Plies and Itching of the private parts, and nothing else. Kvery box Is wnrraniiti i Sold by PniKirIM and sent by mall on receipt 1 of price. 11.00 .er tox. J. J. Mack A Co., Whole- sale Agents, baa Francisco, Men would U le-s wicked If thev would hunt 1 for fewer opportunities. Why not.suir your elottet, by using the lie-st, purest. imif rtuiwmiial soup, Dob. bin's Kleetric. .Mndc ever since 1MM. Try it once and jou will us,, it ulwuis. Your grocer keeps it or v I M-ilt. Iibk for the inline Dobbtns. r One must h axe heart to eiiloi a persons Itles. aud mind to endure his defctts ipml fc PURE Its (tiperlor elcOlonc" prof uu In millions of homm foi moro tLn quarter of century. It Is umul by tlir I'tilUsl HUt (loTernrcunt. Kuilonu-d by tho btsuls of the (lr.nl Unlrerr'tles u the Btroagest, Purtwt and most Healthful. l)r. Price's Oream llliiti Von iltr do not c-..iUilo Aimnotita, Unic or Alum. H.M ouly In cans. PRICK II A KINO POWHKR tH). NKW YOKK, rillCAUO HAN KUANCIBCO ClZ& I'or business pursuits nt the Portland llu-'ncss College, Portland uugou. or at the Capit.il llus in ess College. Salem. Ortyon. llolh school, arc under the inanaKcmctit nl A P ArmslroiiK, have same cour-e of studies and nuiic rates of tuition Mi ci s i ia o s s, ."- Bt v t En a n . Typewriting, l'cuiniuisliip and ICukIIsIi Depart incuts. Day nnd evening sessions, stiidcutsnd milted at any time. Kor joint C.italoLuc,nddrc.-.s rurtl.m.l lliiduiss C.llitiT, All C.iiil.i llu.i.iivH t'ullrr, 1' jrllind. urcRim "II s-nilcin, Orcuou. "q" mm a'can becurejx MO I P3lWlM A trial botllo sent I'reo io anyone ullllcted. lut. TAl'T 1IHO., Hochcster, M.Y. I UlllilH I , HA till. Gublnr. Itonntid I'lunos; Ittinloll Orsans, buid luitt-llnnnU. Laru- stock of 8hw( Music am) llonLs llauils iiniUi) a' Kastorn Prlort. MAITTHIAB 0LV OO , Vti Ptx 1ln-l. Kn rrnHv . V 1 1 r-i' 1 1 i VZCJ hi I VJ5 1 1 1 li. i.i m: ar PARKER HAMMERLESS Manhattan U. M. ('. and Colt Uieech Uiarilni Khot duns. Alsoa full assortment of Mnrllu, Colt and Win chester Itlllcs. Thu I'. M. V. .Machine Kliot (inns for f0, lire the best Machine (inn iu the market. Send for circular. II. T. II I'llMI.V. S3 Klrst Htreet. Portland, O . 11,11, PARDEE'S I JL U.JL U JElEBrilEO; p?PRICES CREAM AKlNg Hi1 PopsIod'u Boiiioilir I The Crreat Cure I 1 - for a indigestionI rjREMEOTl AND TCM rn:cEi.co l,j B-,ir tvii.. h AND CONSTIPATION. m KkPeRDEE'E A Regulator of the Liver f Kidneys. A SrECIFIC FOH Scrofula, Rheumatism, Salt Rheum, Neuralgia, And nil other blood nnd Skin Diseases. K . II 3 remedy! iLiDomunv' PiltEtlXD tj.,nn. sr. ms&m MAhO CltAT jpniEn.cp OpRtFJItD EI WilK-htXKC It in ii jwhUIvo iMiro for nil thoso l'aliifiil, Dcllcato CoiiipliiintH u(l coiiiiillciitcd trotiblisrt and AVcnkwHHen coiiiinoti uiiioiiir our Yivt'S, Mothi-M stud Diiuglitore. Tlio HIi-cl 1h immudiiito and luHting. Two or thn'o dosfiH of J)r. Panleo'H INiinotly titkun daily kpejm llio MiKxl cikjI, tho livor ami kidnoyH ai'tivo, and will on tirt'ly pradiiiato from tho Hyntom all trarori of Hcrofula, Salt Kheiiin, or any other form of blood diwaso. No liiedii.'iiio ovor introdiifud in thin t'otiiitry li:m mot with Hiifh ready nalo, nor j;l von mii'h iinivumul HatlHfat'tion whonovcr tmoil as that of J)r. l'anlec'H Ileinctly. Thin remedy Iuih lnson lined in tho hoHjiitalrt throujfhoiit tho old world for tlio jiarit twoiity-llvo years, an u HH?ciflo for tlio aliovo diHeaseH, and it hua and will euro when all other Ho-ealletl remodioB fa'J. Bond for iiamnhlet of toitimonialH from tliono Avho havo lieen cured by it uho, DnifijiHtrt noil it at $1.00 ler liottlo. Try it and bo o winced. MAI UKACTUVIUJ II V Pardee Medicine Compaq, Rochester, N, Y. iPARDEE'El mimm REMEDY Iako err at lutcorufimj Ipntniiro litfaiiumt Stjacobs OH T M A D EM A R K sj Tuc nor at XT CONQUERS PAIN. Relieves nnd cures I itKADAClin, EHEUl-IATISM, 'Toothache, Sprains, nki'kai.oia, nunsics, Sciatica, Lumbago. Burns and Scald. At I)riicu-Its mill Drnlnrs. TIIE CHARLES A. V0GELER CO.. Baltimore, UX ORDER 1Y MAIL One pair No 1 i;ouuiiu' Htu-k Gauutlcta 1.50. postage jaitl, for f-'.oO uooils. Ortlcr Rii) thins and everythin: von want to eat, to use or to wear, and ou will Kct the low est price and best service at all time". Order a saiiiile ecpy of tin lat Itwir CueU contalnlni: Price of oer;,.tlX)aitlclcs. tusldcs other Miluablu Information. Sent free It will pay ) ou to havo ii .iiiircss. SMITH'S CASH STORE l.arfCft Oeileral Pcalers west of thu Mississippi Ulvcr, 418 FRONT STREET, San ri-niicl-.cn . . 'nl I To rii in i ntrT"n fn' ri"o'K t'iirt forOon I 9D I I llfV.IiimiilionisTHi:iU:.ST 1 f I i.1 vlibfcr keeplui- thu voico I -r jclenr. Scents. TntH ( i is Tint GREAT OHIO tW TTrlle ns lint work you itiih t do with u well inuclilnr. AM. OltDKIlS Hl.l.KI) PUOMITLV. TUBULAR WELL AND PROSPECTING MACHINE famou for MiciM'cllnir wIhto utlii'm hnvo fultitl. SELF CLEANING Drill drop 00 lo UO ttmrftj CATALOGUE FREE LOOMIS & MYMAN TIFFIN. OHIO. WILLIAM BECK WIIOLKNtLR A Nil HKTWI, llTALKKS IN NS AND SPORTING GOODS fi.vi: Wishing Tacklo, font HallH. Iioint( Olnvef, I lid inn (nubs. Masks, Koila. Western AKentH for A. (i. Spaldimr Brttf.'Ts7TOjsm IIASK HAlih C5UOD3 "rSjin -ti.-v1' llioycle). Veloeipeduu, Tricycle,;). Ir. A 1(17 Heeomt St.. I'ort luiiit. Or. imANCII STOHKs; HWersltln At , CisiIlihi Kails, W. T.. 114 Htate Kt.,Halem. BBS m VIGOR Restored HOVTOACTI ADVICE FREE I MeDiuIlvrlngrroml.llat Vlixr. .'t-nnii l-llllo, ire-iialiii-t. loclliic, .'tc, ro s mug from lQlharetlc),Fscei!efl. ).. jr-tl llliotit iSlom It ruirulnir. lij HE M STON TREATMEBT. Staleilbook ttntfrtt, Adtlmii, THE MARBTON CO, 1 0 Park Placo, New York tf K to M u itnj-. KHinplcs worth IVi.lS 1) KHKK. Lines nut under horses' feet N' Write, llri'WMtor HnlVty Itoln Holder Co.. Hull v. .Writ.. Kkivakd It you nave an Old 8oro that needs hcalliiK, and that other remedies, havo failed to heal, or a breaking out or itching of the scalp or body; or a Holt, Burn, '.'nt, or any ailment for which a Halvu Is suitable, buy a 'ii-cent box of Mcxieuii Hulvf. which Is Warranted to Otiro when everything ce (alls. l( not kept by your dni(.;!lst send 25 cents tu stamps to J. (J. llKMKNT, Ant., Astoria, Or., aud receive, a box by mall. Sifi 0(1 Id CjOmII OU " m i -i ' --Jo lUun III 0JU.w Wlllkllllllur III. .U''IIIH iireter.fd who can lurnlsh a h'osp n nl d- their nhulM time to the usIiicsk, Sni.re tnuineiils may li prollialily emtilnyed ulso. A lew viij.iiiees Iu towm lUldcilles II. i' JOII.NO.N ."' Ill,, lunj Mnlii Ht., R .iiiilld. Vn N. B.- Plea'e Mate ant nnd butinar experlre: Kever m'.ml about tending ttamp for reply. B.F. J. A Co. PARDEE'S CELEBFITEB REMEDY AND CrtAI 3Lt00 PUrifT pkcej 1.00 pniriflD 11 MtlHt NT PARDEE'S ICELEBFiTEO REMEDY IAS0 &"CA7 hLCCOPurirr iPRXEITXg. IpntPnto.Ei inti PARDEE'S HEO REMEDY I AND CtTAI liLceorunrn pihce i.ea. rfc.JHE GREAT - gll & SON, iiii ii a iii U U IJ llUUiUlLI 1 1 f PARDEE'S CELEBRATED 1 REMEDY 1 AM) crtAi a 3Lts3rur.irr lUi-TCCiLca SpRIPlftB II 3;W.trt.XlC lfj.ins s mem II