OREGON SCOUT.! JOKES & CEA3TCEX, Publishers. VSIOX. OKKGOX. A Curs for axlnes. A Into rovcrond gentleman who resided In Yorkihlro nnd wai as well known for his occentriclty as his talent ono day sent his too, a lazy Intl about 13 years of age, to catch Us horse, Tho lad went sauntering olon -with a grain of corn In ono hand and h brldl in tho other, dragging tho reins along the ground. "Thomas," said tho father, calling alter him in a very solemn tono of voice, "como here, Thomas, I want to say a word to you beforo you go." Tho lad returned and tho parson proceeded: "You know, !hamas, that I gavo you a great deal of counsel. You know that I have taught you before closing your eyes, to tay, 'Now I lay mo down to sleep,' etc, besides a good many other things in way of explanation and ad' -vice. Dut this Is tho last opportunity I may ever haro of speaking to you. I couldn't let it pass without giving you my parting cnargo. lio a good boy and always say that pretty prayer beforo going to sleep. I fear I thall never sco you again." As ho said this in a very sad and solemn manner tho poor boy began to bo frightened, and burst Into tears with this exclamation: "You'll never fccomo again, paf "No, for I will probably dlo beforo you get back with tho horse." This qulckoncd Thomas' ideas, and gathering up tho reins ho. ran and caugut tlioliorso in less timo thau ha bad ever dono before. London Queen. To Nelly. Xovr let mo sing my Kelly's fame, Tor other men have dono tho s&mo, And praised their Idol's charm and wit So if I do, what harm Is it T t Xargc, lustrcm eyes, yet full of Are Tocth small and whlto as you'd desire, And hair so thick and soft to press, Its luxury iavltcs cares. The compass of her voice, 'tis true, Slight not pleaso critics mich as you; Hut truth it is I cannot sing, So that don't count for anything. Friends will her sometimes catch and hoU With clasp that's warm, and touch that's holds no jcuious pangs aruo tiioreat, Because my Nelly Is a cat, Evening Sun. New to Her. JOHNNY'S COMPLAINT. Oar preacher says an' of course he's right- It s very wrong to ten n tin, (So mother's taught mo ever slnco Sbe rocked me In my little crib,) That's why I can't Just understand Why In his sermon ho w,ll run Along like sixty whsn he's said: "Cut ono word more and I haro dono." When first I heard him say thoio words They made mo Rlod, for I, you sec, Was tired, for half-hour sermons seem Enough tor little folks like me: Ilut gracious 1 I wat quite surprised To find he'd only Just Be?un. When pausing for a breath, ho said: "Hut ono word more and I huve done." I wonder what he'd think If I Should say, when nt his home I'd sup: "Just one plum moro and I hnvo done," Then cat his wife's preserves all up? I rucss he'd ask me what I meant: I'd huve to sny I was in fun Just llko he must bo when he soys: "But one word more nnd I have dono." H'tfrfd Whipple, tn lichtnonl Dltpatch. WONDERFUL INSECTS. Providing Living Moat for Their Young. Iarrnlnus Instinct I)lrWyr 1 by Home Member of tho Waip Family The Study of TIkmo Mttle Crmtturcs of Absorbing Intercut. Mr. Gothntn (at tho bull gome) Do not TVelch's curves, Miss Breezy, remind you of Jiogartii's lino of beauty Miss Breezy (from Chicago) Well, rcallv. Mr. Ootham, I never saw Hogarth pitch. now xork Bun. Sho Itecnllctl Ilcr Howard. Fotta had Just roturncd from nn extended trip abroad, and was milking his first call tmon n young lmly friend. " "My gracious, Miss Jennie, how you havo changed! Why, you nro a meroshndow of your former belf. Aren't you well I" "Well, no, Mr. Potts, You seo, shortly after your departure I Joined tho cooking school, nnd there wo, nro obliged to Bampla everything wo make. I nm now n hopeless dvsjxjpUe." "How horrlblol Jtcnlly, I pity you from tho bottom of my heart." "You nro very kind, Mr. Potts, but I feel posltlvo that 1 shall reap my ruwnrd," und ticrotho young Indy blushed painfully. "Howard f ltenlly, I do not comprehend." Then, with n graceful flutter of cllimimr drapery, sho crossed to his side, gavo him n tia 'leap year expression, laid her left ear over Ma chest protector and gently mur mured: "Willie, dear, I can mako biscuit such as your mother used to mtikci' "With a wild cry of Joy ho took tho trem bling form In his great strong nrms and Ibolr happiness was so intense that it could liavo been cut with a knlfo." Cincinnati Times-Star. , No Temptation. "And so you havo brought my beautiful Alpbonso homo, havo you, llko nn honest man, Instead of keeping him yourself, as you might easily havo done 1" wild tho delighted lady as nh6 fondled tho poodle. "Wero you not strongly tomptod to keep tho darling rrcaturol" "No, mum," replied tho lncomiptlblo man, us ho jacketed tho f3 reward. "It weren't ito temptation. I couldn't Imvo sold his hida tor two bits at this toasou of tho year, mum." Chicago Tribune. Ono Way of Protecting, Lightning roils do protoct. Their decrcaso In number ls.notnlono duo to better electrical knowledge. It it duo to a decrease of tho danger which rods vemovo, Tho owner ot buildings put rods thereon. Ills building tuny bo struck by lightning, tho rods melted, tho buildings burned, but tho man himself vrastufe. Ho woa fully protected from light ning rod ngcnU. Boston Manufacturers' Uasutto. An Athletlo Job. BSraperwn Young Btnlthson has bocoino romo quito aiiiliito, 1 hear. Bagloy Vhut fellow anathlctol Oh.no. JIo could uot walk around tho block without resting. BlmiHjrwn Ah, well, ho has boon Jumping LI board bill, ami that must bo n consider Jdo Job. Boaou l'oot. Tlio Cumpulcu l'oot at Work. Subscriber (to otlltor) What' tho matter with tho gentleman at tho desk near tho win dow! lio certainly has a lit. Editor llo' all right; ho U writing somo campaign jwotry. Tho 15jocb. AtMu? Too Much. Old Lsdj Svho has taught somo groceries) You arofvry slow, boy; cant you hurry upl Boy ircirAH'hf ullyjYou ouglm't to nil: a tbvdelluru-wctik boy to hurry up, uiu'uut, :9vr York Hun. 'Ihcro is nothing now under tho Biin," wrote tho wise man: but who would have thought that tlio secret of preserving fresh moat, which we nro ill now anxiously trying to find out, was known and practiced ages ago by tho wasp family, and that in a way miion moro cicver man wo can ever hope to attain? Is it not strango in itself that tho solitary wasps, thut is. tho spacios in which each ono builds its own nest, though they feed entirely on honoy thomsolves, know that tho young grubs which will como from their eggs need animal food? For after Hying about among tho ilowers over since they left thcircocoons, theso sand-wasps, toward tho end of July, begin to burrow in tho soft sand, and whon thoy havo formed a chamber they lay an egg in it and provide flics, spiders, grasshoppers or booties for tho young larva which is soon to bo born. Somo bring tho food in niece hy piece as their child is roiuly to feed upon it. Tho Ilombox, or boo-wasp, may bo noon doing this in most parts of tho world. When sho has scooped out tn tho sand tho chnmbor in which her young grub is to bo born and pass its youth a smooth, oval coll. at the end of a short passago sho comes out and files away. But sho soon returns with a littlo goltlon-grcon fly in her grasp, flies str Ight to tho right spot in tho sand, (inters, and, placing tho fly on its back within tho oval chamber, she lays up on Its flunk a tiny, sticky ogg. Ihon sho comes out and again closes tho door of the passago, for sho knows that in twenty-four hours tho grub will bo hatched, and, finding its food ready to oat, will dovour and devour, till, in about two days, nothing will bo loft of Its victim but tlio debris of skip and legs and wings. Hero wo havo no preserving of meat. Wo must go to another group to tlud tho skillful moat-prosorvors. Hero tho Sphox will servo us, that curious gonus so easily known from common wasps by tho thin stalk which joins tho ubdoinon to tho rost of Its boil v. I'horo are largo and small sphoxes, some of which food thoir grubs on small grasshoppers, while others at tuck oven a good-sized locust: but one mill all thoy are skillfull practitioners, and know how to paralyzo without killing, so as to loavo thoir proyfctored up in u fresh Btato till the grub needs It. J his timo wo must not go to loose Haiul-bnnlcB, but to u gravelly soil, or to places whoro tufts of grass bind tho sand togothor and mako a shelter over I ho doorway of tho colls. Then, if wo I listen carefully, wo muy hoar tho busy hum of somo twelve or twenty Sphox sand-wasps, each digging out her sopnratu homo, although thoy work together for company. It Is hardor work than that of tho Ilombox, for tho ground Is close and firm, but each ono with hor powerful jaws digs Into tho ground, often lifting out oven a small stone ami placing it asido, while, with hot' forefoot, sho clears in front, throwingout tho gravel with her hind-legs, and redoubling hor efforts and her humming song, when over a toughor pleco of ground calls for all hor strength. In a few hours sho has miulo a gal lery somo inehes in length anil bont llko an elbow noartho opening to keep out wind ami rain, while at the farther .. . . i. . i. . . - ami biio mis iiiiiuo an ova; euamoor with ll-smoothcd walls and floor and celling. And now sho goes for hor proy. This time It Is a grasshopper which Is need- oil for tho grub, and, as somo unwary littlo chlrpor is singing his song, ho is pounced upon by his small but terrible unomy. There- Is a struggle as tho two roll over anil over, now ono now tho other on tho top, hut at lust tho wasp con quors anil tho grasshopper lies upon his buck. Then follows a curious operation. Turning her head to tho grasshopper's tall tho wasp seizes tho und of his ub doinon with hor inaudlblos and holds It fust, while with her foot sbe keeps his legs down. Then bending her slim wutst M) us to bring her sting under her sho gives three stabs, ono In tho nock of hur victim, ono further back between tho first and second pair of logs anil tho third still uuaror to hU Hbtlomuu. o In a mutuant It U ilouu ami tho grass hunpui 1'iMlstn no mora, though hU ,-fluy fctltl heave lo?ly wl his Jeff, movo vaguely and feebly. Tho wasp then smoothes her rufllcd wings, and prepares to carry him nwny. Pressing hor body against his sho clasps him firmly with her legs, and soaring into tho air with a victim far heavier than herself flics straight to her chamber. Horo sho lays him down outside and runs in to seo that no harm has happened in her absence, for sho has left hor door open. Then sho re turns, and putting her hend out seizes him by tho nntennte and drags him in. Onco safe in tho chamber she places herself upon him, and lays her sticky egg upon his thorax where tho grub may safely begin to eat as soon as ho is hatched. Nor is her work yet finished. A second, a third, arid sometimes oven a fourth time sho makes the sumo jour ney, bringing each timo a grasshopper stabbed with threo blowB, and placing thorn all in tho coll closes it up Bafoly. But sho does not leave tho pallery. Sido by side with this cell sho now be gins another, and only when four cham bers aro mado and supplied each with an egg and rood for the grub when hatched, does sho como out and closo the gallery? Now what has sho dono? It will bo, nt least, threo or four days before tho first egg will hatch, and ten or twelve days moro beforo the grub has finished eating tho threo or four grasshoppors. But long before this, if tho grass hoppors were, dead they would havo become dry and julcclcss in a warm place, and rotten and putrid in a damp ono, so that tho grub could not eat them. But they are not dend. Fabrc, a French entomologist, who spent years In studying these insocts, found that nftor a month and a half these strong grasshoppers aro still fresh and their limbs aro floxiblo. Nay I for moro than a fortnight thoir an tennas anil legs may often bo seen to move. Paralyzed throughout nnd thrown Into profound unconsciousness, yet tho proy Is living still, so that the larva from tho timo when it first comes out of tho egg, till its last meal before it spins its cocoon, has fresh and living meat prepared for its table. Hero is indeed a marvel! and by Imitating it M. Fabro found out how it Is dono. By taking a inotal pon, with ammonia upon it, making a corrosivo liquid, and pricking tho grasshopper In tho threo spots chosen by tho Sphox for hor sting, ho was able to paralyzo tho insoct as she had done. For this clovor littlo insect stings ex actly in tho three places whoro under tho grasshopper's body are gathered tho centers of nerve matter from which tho nerves spring. In this way sho completely disables her victim, while hor stabs aro just of tho right strength to paralyzo but not to kill. M. Fabro a ..a t e . lounu inui n mo operation was care lessly performed, tho insect died, yet so far as ho could discover, no Sphere ever by mistake kills hor prey. Ono more fact, and our wonder at the skill and Instinct of those creatures roaches Its height, Tho Sphcx La?i- gucdocir.n, which Is rather largor than tho yellow-winged Sphox of which wo havo been speaking, kills a good-sized locust for her grub, and stores only ono In each coll. Now as this victim is vory largo compared to herself sho can not ily with it, so sho catches it first, ind afterwards excavates hor chambor near. Then she has to drag him into it by his antcnuio, and as ho is largo and strong, his legs and mandlblos still moving after ho is stung aro very dun joroiis to hor. Yot probably if she stung him moor lio might die. for this is not how sho ots out of tho dilllculty. Clotting ftstrldo him, sho presses his neck till tho joints opon, anil then with a firm Stroke of hor mandlblos sho pressos upon tho collar of norvo matter collect ed round tho throat. In an Instant hor proy becomes quiet, sho has stunnod tho locust, and pro duced tho same olToct as a blow on tho brain docs to a man, and this lasts for Some time. But it does not kill, nor ovon permanently in j tiro tho norvo ganglia, for M. Fabro found that after ward, when in tho coll, tho locust had roeovorod from tho pressure, and his limbs and mandibles moved as boforo. Now wo might imuglno that all this movomont would bo dango ous to tho young and tondor grub, and o It would tho careful mother had not placed tho egg upon tho locust's thorax oxnet- whoro no movement can touch It, und so when tho grub is hatched it cats nt ease upon tho spot most paralyzed until it has gained strength. Nor is It only tho grub which profits y this urrangoinont, .Much as wo might admlro tho cleverness of theso jund-wusps in keeping thoir proy alive, ot It would bo very horrlblo if wo ould suppose that tho grasshopper or tho locust wero suffering lingering tor tures. But, on tho contrary, tho vory parts attacked and paralyzed aro the nerves, tho parts that feel, and just as u putieut tinder chloroform has his nervo-centcrs for tho time deadened, so that though ho, may struggle under tho hands of tho surgeon yot lio knows nothing of It, so tho grasshopper, feebly moving his legs, can not ho sup posed to fool tho blto of his destroyer, who begins his meal upon that very piu-t most strongly paralyzed and ns 10 feeds destroys still moro surely tho power of HUtToriug. fauch Is tho history of tho moat-pre serving snnd-wnsps, and yot lb is not half told. For tho Sphox is only ono among a whole group of those Insects; some of which feed on caterpillars, tome on lllus, bees, spiders or booties, nnd each and nil of theso know how host to paralyio thoir proy. 1 ho bcautlfuf Corcorls, which foods upon weevils ami on somo lovely rich colored mutallu beetles culled lluprcs- (es, attacks hor proy quito differently from tho Sphox. lor tho quiet, pass ivo beetle docs not need to be nttackec in a rush like tho nimblo grasshopper; ho trusts to his solid armor to protect him. Yet thcCcrcorls has found oul ia weaic jojnts. Coining faco to faco with him, sh ALL AROUND THE HOUSE. FaMiinn In AVnlt Taper Arranging Ilcarj Draperies Practical Suggestion. Landwipe designs used to bo commonly employed on wall papers in our granu mothers' times, nnd now reappear on tome of tho new papers for hnlls, Satin papers with soft grounds of creamy tint, covered witli graceful designs of vines seizes him by tho snout and pins him and .'lowers, rach as morning glories, in blue, rlnu'ti. nm1 no hn ounmna ..v. t,t t.,, nink nnd tiurnle. are favorites for chambers, with frlirht shn m-PM M. Wir tf,nn?. Other grounds seen in tho new papers aro In i i.u 7. .. .. imitation of droned crepe cloth. V iin uur wreiegs so as to maic tn Dra,vin:r tnd library papers nro ex rings gape under his body, and turning coedingly rich in effect, showing embossed lier sting under gives one and only one blocks of gold alternating with other designs. blow between the first and second pa:r ol legs, nnd from that moment the beetle moves no more. Why then only ono blow? Because in theso beetles tho nervous centers are all gathered together in this one spot, and as tho bphex has learnt where to plant her threo blows.tho Cererisknowt whoro to strike her one deadly stab, leaving us in bewijdoring wonder at in stincts which have become so true, sc I'ni-.itildii Marmalade. Ilimr)kin mnrmnlndc may bo mado ns fol lows: Pare and coro, a medium ized ripo numnkia nnd cut into Fmall pieces; put six pounds of sugar and ono pint of good cider vinegar into a porcelain nnea J.-ctue, wnu ono ounce of good ginger root bruised, and a dozen cloves tied up together in a bag; wucn it cets warm put in tho pumpkin, press down well nnd cook until it is quite trans parent and soft: take tho pumpkin out with a strainer nnd keen near tho fire, while tho unerring, mat not even n drop of poison linuid is boiled down to a turn Mrup; men Is wasted in providing "living meat fo: put tho pumpkin ivack into tnc ketuo ono insect larders." 'outhi Companion. A JEWELER'S CHAT. Sotnn IlltMtratloMH ,r Hip SlRiilflcunco SeiviTiil Oilil IViitcli-riiurinft. ol A Western Jeweler "Did you ever notice tho peculiar watch charms wore by many people? You have! Well, just nsk a few of them what may be the significance of somo oddity which dangles from their watch chains and you'll often hear an interesting yarn. I've made it a practice to learn tho history of every charm worn by such of my customers as wero suill clently well known to me, and you can almost use me as an encyclopedia on that subject now. "Among somo of tho odd things which havo como under my notice was a bit of rope strand which hung from tho chain of s successful criminal law yer of this place. It was onco part of tho ropo which hung a client of his, and he carried it as a warning for him self, I suppose. At any rate I never heard of another of his clients who de parted this world by tho "hemp- route.' Our chief of polico here also hail an odd charm in tho shapo of n miniature policeman's staff, richly jeweled, which was made from the first staff over carried by him when an ordinary policeman, many years ago. "About tho most ridiculous curio 1 over saw was a littlo sealed glass tube mounted in gold, which contained a few shriveled, stringy looking fibers. They wero nothing moro than a few straws taken from tho stables of the Queen of England by an enthusiastic American admirer of royalty who was making a visit to tho household. Tho owner of tho straws set a pretty high valuo on them, too, but I don't think ho'd over hnvo been ablo to realize over twenty-livo cents for his charm. "A funny story is told of an Amer ican who onco ascended Vesuvius dur ing an eruption. Approaching too near, tho rnsh tourist found himself suddenly almost surrounded by slowly flowing lava, which sottled and sent forth its stench only a few feet from his point of observation. Not at all daunted, our countryman took a nickel from his pocket, pressed it against tho surfacoof a rapidly-cooling lava block and breaking oil' tho picco containing tho coin rapidly beat a safe retreat. Ho subsequently had tho impression mounted, and delights in nothing more than to toll of his adventure." Jewel ers' Weekly. boll half an hour, birring it well with a wooden Fpoon. Itccliio for rotpourrl nt Any Srnson When ono cannot procure rose, petals or sweet herbs for tanking n ixrtpourri, tho fol lowing mixture will answer nicely in their place, though it is chiefly used for perfuming drawers, ehchts of lincu. etc.: Brulso to gether four ounces of orris root nud sweet ling; ndd three ounces sandal wood, one ounce ccuar, ono ounce oacn oi gum iicuzuiii, styrax nnd nutmeg, powdered; half n dram essence of lemon, one dram miueiicurs, twenty drops oil of lavouder, ten grains of musk and teu droiw uttar of roses, and tio up In silk or flannel bngs. A Plant of Merit for House Culture Freesins nro plants about which wo hear rather moro jttfct now than for somo timo past. Though not new they nro unknown to the nverngo nmnteur florist, nnd they mako excellent t)ot plants. Plants that ono wants to bring into blossom nt the holidays should bo placed in a warm jwrt of tho green houso at about this time, nnd toward tho middle of December they must bo put where they will havo a temiieraturo of 70 degs. in tho day time nnd not less than CO degs. nt night. UTien in growth they require liberal water ing. rreservecl Quinces. Pare, core and quarter nico ripo quinces, removing nil the hard jwrt around tho coro, cover with water anil let. tnem como to a boll, skimming them well. Tnko ns much sugar, by weight ns you had of quinces after paring, etc., nnu when tho quinces begin to bo soft add nbout one-fourth of it, but do not stir, nnd when the liquid comes to n boil again add moro sugar, and eo on till all of it is in. Let tho preserves then boil slowly till tho color is as deep as is desired. Itrmitlful Ilrown Stain. A well recommended stain for producing a beautiful, uniform nnd durable brown or walnut in light woods nnd furniture consists of equal jwrts of mnngannto of soda nnd crys tallized ejisoin stilts in twenty to thirty times tho amount of water nt nlout 14-1 degs. Fahr. l'iio wood is brushed with tho solution. It may le afterward smoothed with oil and iol Ished. By letsoniug or increasing tho nmouut 3f water tho stain is mado darker or lighter. Delicious Corn Ilrrnd. A housewife says that tho following makes delicious corn brood: A pint nnd n half of white torn meal, n tnblesjoonful of sifted flour, a scant teaspoonful of Kilt nnd threo heaping tenspoonfuls of linking powder mixed thoroughly together whtlo dry. Add ono tablespoonful of fresh butter und a scant pint sf sweet milk or crpnin to mako a soft dough; hake at onco in a buttered pan. IDENTIFYING A TRUNK. A CiircliMi Trawler Klnil t Ills ILiggagi? by u ICi-vt'liitloii. A passonjror over tho Lake Shore who hud lost his baggage chock was called upon yestorduy to pick out his L I- - It.. - .1 . intuit irom uuy oinors in mo uaggugo room: lio suoeeodod in establishing its identity after awhile, but when usked for a list of contents ho went to pieces at once. "Have you any clotho3 in it?" quer ied tho oillcial. "I supposo so, of course." "Any valuables?" "There is a watch, but I've forgotten liow it looks. I guess it's silver, though." "Any books?" "I guess so, but I ain't sure." "Well, what aro you suro of?" "Gimme ton minutes to tr. Uk." Ho took fifteen and walked up and down, and nt last a revolution come. "Say, I've got it!" ho chuckled, as ho enmo back. "Well!" "Woll, if that's my trunk lhc?2 arc six now uuchor-decks in a green box right on top." "Any peculiarity about tho cards?' "Yon hot! That's whoro I'm solid. F.very pack has a marked back, for I bought 'em to bamboozlo tho country chaps out of their shekels. I urn go ing out of hero with n hog show, and after tho show I pluy pokor. Just look for thorn cards." Tho trunk wus opened and tho cards found as doi-cribcd, and tho owner whispered: "Might 1 havo tho audacity to hopo you won't ginuno away on this? Christopher! but you orter seo how tho suckers do blto at this season of tho ycarl" Detroit Free I'rea. - How Sunlit Aro Conlicd, A southerner tells that snails nro very largely consumed as food in New Orleans. They nro killed by throwing into hot water. Then tho snails nro washed in weak lyo and tU'5 Miens m stronger lve. Tlio meats ure boiled nud then misted in tho shells, with a dressing ot bread or parsley. IN A LION'S DEN. V TTelsh rrofoMfonnl llnter Minute .rllt Savngo llenstft. An announcement made by tho crier tho other evening that a man named IVilllam Samuels, a 'local innkeeper ind tho champion boxer of Wales, would enter alone a don of lion3 at a oienagerlo, located at Swansea, caused :onsiderablo excitement in tho town, md drew a great crowd to tho nho At ninn o'clock the band played "For He's a. lolly Good Fellow," and thn Samuels, nccompaniod by Mr. Hostock, ;ho manager of tho show, walked up Jo a den containing a lion and about a, lozen lionesses. A great crowd at. Dnco assembled round the cage. Mr. Rostock mounted a platform and in formed the public that his old Iriend Samuels had volunteered to per form a deed of daring such as had never been dono in the menagerie sinco its establshment in 1805. Mr. White head, he said, recently at Cardiff, ntcrcd the cage accompanied by Mme. jalvn, tho lion-tamer, and had by his lotion caused a groat sensation In South Wales. But Samuels was going to sur pass this feat, for though urged to lot Mine. Salva accompany him, ho de sllned to enter the don at all unloss allowed to do so alone. This he was now about to do. The announcement was received with great cheering, though it was evident that, on the part of many present, th jre was a feeling of considerable anxioty and alarm. Samuels, however, seemed to share none of thoso feelings of an easincss. Attired ns a prize-fighter and with a blue rosctto on his breast, he nppears at tho entrance of the cage, und, cudgel in hand, boldly entered it. The lions uppeared in no wav to relish this intrusion, and it looked as though Samuels would have had a warmer welcome than ho bargained for. Pos sessed apparently with nerves of steel, tho man walked undaunted up to tho end of tho cage where tho animals were huddled together, awaiting only the slightest encouragement to spring on tho intruder, and hold his cudgel threateningly beforo tho noso of 'he fiercest. Growls of rngo greeted this act: but Samuels, in no way discom posed, walked among the animals, and made them ily right and loft beforo him. This ho did soveral times, and on one occasion actou so rasniy tnnt grave fears wero entertained for his safety by thoso in charge of the exhi bition. These who as a precaution were armed with red hot irons were ready to act promptly, when Samuels again obtained the mastery over his sav age companions, and showed his fear lessness of them by firing a loaded pistol in their faces. Thou, his courage maintained to tho hist, ho went to tfio gate of the den and waited in a dan gerous position whilo Mr. linstock resented him, amid tho cheers of thoso present, with a unique chain composed of spado and crown, and with a cortlti- ato recording the fact that ho had j.c omplished his purpose. Immediately afterward tho band played "See the Conquering Hero Comes," and Samu ls was borne in triumnh out of tho nwii- gorio and through the streets. South Wales Daily Ncics. TRAINED SENSES. Skill With Tint Murks of Ctiod Mutton. Good mutton and good lamb may bo known by its line grain, gocil color nnd white fat. Vho breast is the best part for stows; it isalso the cheapest. A breaat weighing threo pounds '-"'ill mako tho principal dinh for n dinner for lOtir people, and costs trom four to ilvo cents per pound. L'nlqui! AirangpniPitt of u Heavy Drapery. A uniquo design for tho arrmigoment of a hoavy drajicry for a jiorticre, which can also bo applied to window draperies, is described uy uoinorest ns follows: no. l-tsiQir. r where. Tho curtain shown in tho cut Is heavy old roil silk chenille, with n broad Iwiil cf old blue, n:ul tho taq is of multi colored silk in Persian cu"ects, with old bluo silk notting and cord. Cinder in th Eye, Railroad conductors get a great deal of medical information and tho understand ing of many helpful little schemes iu the courso of a long year' ruu. Many of tho conductors, who, among tho many other ills and aillngs of their passengers, havo found that of n particle of dirt or cinder in the eyo to Ikj tho most frequent nud painful, carry with them n supply of horo hair. Their exjiericnco makrs them experts in doubling tho hair and drawing it over th lyo wUU Mm lid U clOMU. Chicago News. no. 3 now thk murr-nr is folded. TIw second cut shows tho mannor in which tho drapery is folded, nttaehod to tho ringi tud drawn over tho curtuiu olo, which isset in tho door frame. Tho advantage of this ar rnnpeniMit over other methods of hanging a jrajMry ovr i intend of on tho jwlo U tlwt in Jmwing tho curtain aida the wnwt poai tlou of tho foldi is malitair.nl by tho ritijs oinn Instances oi Hxtremo Kyn mill Hand. We hear a great deal about tho won- erful precision and accuracy of ma chinery in theso days, and of course it is wonderful; but tho degree of aciHirn'y to which tho human hand can bo truinod is equally wonderful. Playing cards are required to be cut with tho sides quito parallel to each other, because if a pack bo trimmed by tho maehino slightly wider at ono on.i than tho other, and they become turned "end for end" in dealing, tho excess in width of some cards over others at the end of the pack will bo double tho vari ation in any ono card, which would facilitato cheating, a very minute vari ation being perceptible. Tho men who test these cards for this, make calipers of thoir linger and thumb and by pain ing them along from ono to the oth;t detect a difference in width between tho two ends which it is difficult to measuro by any other means. There are men employed in fnctoroj whoro dried yeast is made who-e busi ness it is to put tho yeast into package weighing a cortain amount each. It i.r on a table in front of them in a largrt plastic mass, and there are tho scales for weighing it. But tho men do uot use tho scales. They simply separate from tho mass with their hands a lump of it and put it up, and you may choo-vi at rundon and put it on the scales. u"u it will weigh exactly the right amount tho scales beam just balancing. Whoro largo numbers of eggs ar1 handled and shipped to market thr -isuproeess known us "candloing" eggi whlcn consists in taking them up in ih hands (usually two eggs in each ha:iJ at a timo) and holding them up bofon a lighted candle. Tho light shining through them reveals to tho prncthv . eye tho exact condition of thocontei.- lJutsoinoof tho men soon get so t!u thoy do not need to use tho candle, th moro contact of their hnnds with th shells denoting tho condition of th egg just as infallibly and much :nor quickly. And thoy distinguish in tlus way not moroly eggs, which aro docld- edly bad, hut thoso which aro just be ginning to lose their frushuoss. Horo aro threo tlHTorout wavs in which extroino skill of tho hnnds U shown by persistent tnilnlnc: First, in dotectlug slight differences in mngn.- tudo; second, In wolght. and lastlv. i:i toxturoor ohuruetur of biirfaco handled American Machinist. Tho largest johnuy-oako known t. havo boon mado was thirteen foot Ion ' and in twonty-lx jmrt, oaoh ropiv routing a Stat. It was mado by hull.- during Ihu fonuar Harrison ciunpulgi.