THE OREGON SCOUT. AMOS K. JONES EDITOR, City and County Official Paper, Friday, January 4, 1881). ISDITOKIAIi NOTK8. Edison promises his phonograph a curious practical test. His intention is to furnish his subscribers with a talking daily newspaper. The little instrument will bo charged with the condensed news of the day, and each subscriber can listen to it while at breakfast. It will sing to Ihom tho latest operas, and reproduce the tones and hayings of public men with all the ''thunders" of applause. Ex. Tin: Orcgonian complains of the in creasing number of crop mortgages in Eastern Oregon. Mortgages out there seem to increase with republican vote. We arc sorry for it because it is not a good advertisement for a great htate. We hear no complaint of mortgages on the mills, Hocks and oilier protect ed industries. Can wo not devise some way to also protect tho farmer past tho mortgaging point? S. F. AI ta. Tin: I'ortland Xews says: ".The la test aspirant for tho position of United States marshal is Hon. J. D. Lee, of Dalles Polk county, Mr. Loo is strong ly backed and will make a heavy pull " for tho position. Sheriff Hamilton of Union county, has a big petition ask ing that ho bo appointed United States marshal. Portland has bcveral aspir ing youths who desire to till Marshal Myers' shoes. Tho Pendleton Tribune says : 'Baker City has four candidates for United States marshal for Oregon: but thoy have compromised. Ono has agreed to accept tho marslialship of this State, tho second of Utah, tho third of Washington Territory, and the fourth will bo satisfied with that of Arizona.' President-elect Harrison need have no fear but what Oregon "has plenty of 'raw' material to niako United States marshals out of1" Tun following anecdote from tho Argonaut reminds us of some of the legal lights not a thousand miles from Union. Sonator Plackburn is, at times, ex ceedingly grandiloquent. One day ho ivaH engaged in arguing a case in Lex ington, and his speech was po full of "highfalutin" that it rather bored his legal opponent, who sought relief from it by going out on tho green surround ing tho court house. As he stopped fiom tho door an old hemp-raiser, who had followed him out, said : 'Black burn is making a great speech." "Oh, yes," sneered tho bored attorney; "Blackburn always makes a great speech. If you or I had occasion to announce that 'two and two made four,' we'd be just fools enough to blurt it out. Not so, Blackburn. Ho would say: 'If by that particular arithmetical rule, known as addition, wo desired to arrive at tho Mini of two integers added to two integers wo t-hould iind and I assert this boldly, and, sir, without fear of successful con tradiction we, I repeat, would find by tlmt particular rulo of arithmetic properly applied and, sir, 1 hold my fcolf perfectly responsible for tho asser tion 1 am about to make that tho sum of tho two given integers added to tho other two integer would bo Font." So.MHitODV called our attention, yes terday, to an article which appeared in the Whangdoodlo about two weeks ago, in which Brother Irwin appears to bo greatly exorcised because the La (irando laud olUce (lift not send him certain notices for publication. After eliminating from the article such choice expressions as "nefarious prac tices of democratic bloodsuckers," "tools of democratic bosses" otc, his complaint is us follows : "Frequently, applicants for patents request that their notices bo sent to the Republican for publication, but they are politely informed by Mr. Binehart that it is optional with him as to where ho shall send them, and he, without any further controversy, sends, them to the 'wg' across tho street." Brother Irwin is ovidontly trying hard to find something to kick about, and his ellbrts aro extremely billy. Will ho assert that ho was telling tho truth when ho wrote tho word "fre quently" in th'J article quoted from above? Wo do not believe that what ho complains of has occurred but once, and then it was a mutter of inditler eiico with tho man for whom tho pub lication was to bo made. Tho law re quires that these publications must be imulu in a paper of "generul circula tion," and this tho Republican can hardly claim. The olllcont at tho land ofllco am right in this matter, and wo do not 1m)1Iovo0 they can bo swerved from their duty hy Mich a coiilumpiU bio attack us htm been inuilu Ucit Ilium, THEY "WANT Till: COCXTV 815AT. It ccema Unit through the efforts of n few people at La Grando the county ia acaiii to bo ncitated over the county jbeni question. The following from tho Gazette explains lleolf : The citizens of La Grando held two meetings during the w?ck to consider tho matter of circulating u petition asking thn legislature fur permission i to vote on tho county i-eaf. This ! question has been talked to tome ex tent far tho past two years, but no def- nite action wa8- taken until last week, when it was decided to circulate a nc tition throughout tho county asking tho legislature for permitsion to vote on the question at the next general election. This petition will be circu lated during tho coming week it has been generally agreed that no part of this procceduie shall be conducted in u covert or underhanded manner. Then if a majority petition can bo secured it will be expected that thf legislature will grant tho piayer of the petitioners. A gieat many ptople in La Grande believe that La Grande is tho moie appropriate place, as well as tho natural choice of a majority of tho people of Union county, for tho county seal; if they aro mistaken in thi:, then they will have their trouble for their pains. iNo exctibo or apology is onereu on the part of the citizens of Grande fortius course. for the reason unit communities aro iiko individuals, i and want to keen all that thrv are legitimately entitled to and all that they can honorably and legitimately acquire. If a majority of tho people of Union county do not want the county seat removed,, they can so decide, and La Grande will have to bo salistied On the other hand, if a majority of tho people of Union county do want tho county seat romoved, La Grande will make an oll'ort to have them so oxprosd themselves. As far as La Grande is concerned she wants the county teat, and wants it bad, and will make a straightforward, legitimate effort to get it. It should bo understood (hat this is not a plan to have a vote taken at once, but two years hence. All tho people of La Grande ask is for an en abling act s:o that a vole may bo taken at thai time. It is to bo regretted that tho people of La Grande, not content with the natural prosperity of tho town, persist in their clamor for tho county seat, which, if by any ehanco thoy should succeed in getting, will be but a small advantage to them at bust, and will coat them more than having I lie coun ty seat would benefit thorn in ten years, besides throwing the county into turmoil and strito, upsetting tho order of things and raising hades gen erally. To any unprejudiced mind this move put on foot by them will ap pear uncalled for at this time. Many changes will take place in this county during tho noxt four years, new towns will spring up, other raihoads will be built, and the needs and requirements of tho county will bo looked at in an entirely dill'erent light from what it is now. When that time comes, if tho people of the county think tlmt their interests would bo belter subserved by changing tho location of tho county seat, thoy can act intelligently. At present there is no earthly reason for changing the county seal. Union is ill the exact center of tho county, easily accessible from all points, has good county buildings and everything is moving smoothly and should be permitted to do so until tho neces'sity for a change is made more apparent than it now is. The facts in in tho case are, that tho agitators at La Grando are not caring i a Hnap for tho best interests of the county, but aro working solely for their own benefit, and some of them to gratify an animosity of long standing. Jf they are so wine of the future of their town and its ultimate supremacy, why this extraordinary haste? But thoy aro not biij-o of anything and have concluded thot now is their time to strike, or never. Island City"and Sununervillo are growing and as rivals in tho race will be more formidable in a few years than they are at protout, fao thoy concludo to try thoir ehanco j now. In order to make) things moro secure, wo aro crodibly informed that the southern portion of the coun ty is to be given to Baker county, and while tho La Grauders will not udvo; onto this measure openly, their secret aid will bo given to its accomplish ment. We see by tho Baker City pa pers that petitions for the annexation of that portion to Baker county, aro being circulated there, so tho whole scheme is unfolding to our view, and a most delcctablo sohoino it is. The welfare of the county is not coniidorod hi tho least. Tho whole business was expressed by a La Grander a few days ago when he said "D u tho county, all wo want is tho county soat." Tho people of Union, eo far hs wb have boon able to observe, aro not worried over tho matter in the lomtt. They seem to thiiHmt there i such a thing as paying'' too much for whistle, or paying too much to ktsjp it, and are not dUpoted to do fitlior. Tiiuy will h1iow tin matter up in its tl'UU llh'ltl Utfoie tho IvgitUtuiu, mi l if uomuiui) uh. uud icuou prvtuiU till) county EO.it will remain whero it is. Otherwise, otherwise. While La Grande thinks she cannot exist with out the county seat, wc feel that Un ion can easily do so. The matter will, probably, never come before tho peo ple, but if it should, it will bo for them to decide. g.'JHJl-1-L,,L.-lUJJ.JI I. JIM1I A NATIONAL SAJ5IJATII LAW. As will be eecn by last week's letter of our Washington citv correspondent. , J ..Rational Sabbath Convention" was ! in session thero for tho purpose of j uiging upon congress tho necessity of patting a law enforcing a stricter ob servance of the christian Sabbath, and that a monster petition was in readi ness to be presented. It would seem that in these days of cnligtcnnicnt and progress, tho demand made by these pious cranks would be unheeded, and their efforts to destroy tho funda mental principles upon which otir government is founded, looked at as tho foolish jibbcringe of a dying super stition, but tho ordinary crank, partic ulailyofthis order, has a persistency about him that sometimes accomplishes results unlooked for, and his niachin- I ations are more dangerous than some I PUPP0U' Tho following from the j Kansas Chief will touch a responsive chord in tho breast of every patriotic American, who is not priest-ridden or j ,., volmnil nf warning and condensed wisdom : "Every day's experience shows tho wisdom of tho Fathers, and that tho only path of safety is in adhering to j J ; n.0 ' incient landmarks set up by the Fathers. When thoy, in framing the Constitution, divorced Church and State, they did a wise thing, that never sho.ild bo departed from. These wise provisions have frequently been vio lated in spirit, and thoy have sustained man;, assaults in the law-making branch. Tho city election in Boston, last week, was not a political, but a religi ous contest, arising out of sectarian encroachments upon tho public schools. That this should first hap pen in tho ancient metropolis of Puri tanism, is noteworthy. Puritanism is understood to be that stern sort of religion that seeks, by law, to compel others to conform to their moral regu lations. But an element had crept into their own Capital, that sought to regulate the public bdiools according to their own peculiar religious views. Tho result was a bittor contest, such au ought never to occur in America, and which would never occur if tho Church did not attempt to encroach upon tho preiogatives of the State. An encroachment from the Puritan side is the bill befoio congress, intro duced by Sonator Blair, of New Hamp shire, to enforce observance of tho Christian Sabbath, to prohibit the carrying of mails, and to prevent tho tunning of railroad trains and all other public conveyances on that day. It is au'altompt to enforce on tho nation tho bigotry that exists in the laws of several New England States, prohibit ing all travel or pleasure riding on Sunday. This Sunday mail business is an aneiont hobby. An attempt was made in that diiection during John Quincy Adams' administration j find sixty vears iil'o. Col. Richard M. John- V i.- i .,m I to tho senate against such a law. i ThoiO who wish to observe Sunday j should have a right to do it, and should j bo protected from wanton disturbance; but what authority is thero under the j Constitution to force people to observe 1 a certain day as Sunday? There tiro j denominations in the United States I numbering hundreds of thousands of j members who observe Saturday as J their Sabbuth. Why should they not have tho same rights as those who ! boliovo in Sunday? Such laws as thQ 0JO in0p0SC(i' v Senator Blair would bo an entering wedgo that would split our government into pieces, whero tho gigantic Rcbollion failed. This Senator Blair seems to bo a erntik on general principles. His ed ucational bill, (which wo arc glad to hear will undoubtedly fail,) is a scheme to squander millions of tho public money in a way that would ho of uo bonotit, and would not oven be ap preciated." "A.M0N0. tho Forest Trees" a book of facts and incidents of pioneer life in the Upper Canada, arranged in a form of a story, is now on our table. It was writton by Row Joseph II. Hilts, brother of Mr. I). B. Hilts of this city. It is u extremely intorotiug work, uperior we think to tho "Experiences of n Back wood Preachur" a book writ ten by Rv. MilU om yours ago. Hunt Coopur liup. 8. U. AyU, propriotar. Mnuufiuv ' tur'T of butter UtrrcU aiul ktign. A ' itl uppl ulw.i.. on hand. Shop uuilt tt thvvl haute I nioii, Oregon, I THE FIB5T WnOl'PKK. The La Grando Journal commences the county scat farce in this way: "La Grande wants the county seat and auks for it in justice because it has double the population of any other town in tho county. Now tho Journal knows there is not a particle of truth in that statement. Notwithstanding the immense amount of wind being expended in behalf of La Grande, figures will not lie and the returns of the last election will provo to any unpredjudiced mind that Union has as largo a bonafido population as La Grande. Union cast 34 i votes, La Grande cast 515171 more than Union. Now if brother Owen will de duct the repeaters that were run in on the railroad, and railroad employees, tramps, vagabonds, and pimps, he will find that Union cast as large or larger voto than La Grande. It is said that ordinarily every vote cast rep resents a population of five. Every vote cast in Union was of that kind, while in La Grando one third of the votes represented nothing unices it was ti bottle of whiskey. This the La Grande papers know to be true. As long as they stato facts they will go un challenged, but when such barefaced statements as the above arc made they will bo called every time. A IVKIQIITY PETITION. The petition circulated by La Grando praying the legislature to resubmit the location of the county seat to a vote of the people is a weighty one indeed. They claim, with how much truth we do not know, that tnerc are 1300 names on the pe tition. It is said by those who claim to know that at least one-third of these aro boys under age, and that one-third more pay no taxes and have no interests to represent. A prominent citizen of this place, who had looked into the matter a little, informed us yesterday that ho could mention four men in Union who paid more taxes than all the men whoso names are on the petition, combined. Wo have no reason to doubt his state ment. Comment is unnecossary. A Italne. Prophet Wiggins has a wet fit on. Ho says that Encko's comet is in dan ger of lodging in our neighborhood, and becoming another moon to us. He says its attraction will then cause the oceans to rise fifty feet above their present level, flooding a large part of of both eastern and western continents, and wiping out Australia and the Gulf Stream. This last will givo England the climate of Labrador and cinch her the worst way. Now is the time to buy hill land, and get up out of the wet. Alta. Don't I.lk Crets. A Missouri girl who likes to pant in comfort has contributed to the poetry of the year: "How loose round my waist were the clothes of my childhood as my doubted up corset reminds me with pain ; tho slips that I woro when I used to chop stove wood had moro real enjoyment than bustle and train; tho bustle, I know, is a thing highly treasured by ladies built on tho mock ing bird stylo; but give me the gar ment with looseness unmeasured, tho old mother Hubbard which weak men revile; the dear mother Hubbard, the loose mother Hubbard, the honored mother Hubbard, which boats any style." Tho farmers of Union county should look to their best interests and buy their farm implements whero thoy can do the best. Frank Bros. Implement Co., Island City carry in stock a large assortment of everything in this line, and can undersell all competitors. 2 Tho endorsement of German Syrup Is tin purallelcd. Wc will publish 1000 testimo nials received durluR the last six months Read them. May save your life. nuRLisoiiAM. N. V., May 3t. 83. O. (5. (ireen, Dear Sir: I am frequently troubled with severe colds, and the only remedy that will relelve me of them Is your Ilojcheo's German Syrup. I have used It for moro than twelve years. It Is a con cent houschould companion with me. Our merchant procured a great many hot ties, Ills a very popular remedy in this sectlop. Every person who ban used It speaks in the highest termrt of its merits. I do not know of a single we it has not cured. 1 tlrst used It In Vermont, where I llred be fore coming here. I adylse everyone to use it, as it Is certainly the bust cough medicine I have ever known. 1 have tried nearly all of them at different times. Yours respectfully, MOSE3 OKAY. Proprietor Grist Mill. Buy of Frank Uro's Implimcnt Co., of Island city who carry the finest stock of standard Implimeuts found in Kiutcrn Oregon. Their terms uud prices will suit anyone. 'I hey always have on hand tutras and repairs for goods they bell, whloh U a nutter of hijjyrtauou to 1(h) puiohatcf. 1 -DEALER IN- BOOTS Latest Styles. Just Received, Direct from the East, a Largo Invoice of LADIES' and MISSES' CALFSKIN SHOES, tho Best Evor brought to this Market. Also a Fine Assortment of GENT'S -:- FURNISHING -:- GOODS. My Prices will suit the times. Drop in and see me. C. VINCENT, Main Street, Union, Or. FURNITUR Wilson & Miller, -Manufacturers is, Sash Doors ana Fionliliii Keeps Constantly on hand a Largo Supply of Bedding, Desks, Office Furniture, etc. All kinds of Furniture Made, and Upholstering done to order. WILSON A MILLKIJ, Main St., Union. Or. mt UNION, - All kinds of photographic work done in a su perior manner, give satisfaction. Jones Bro's. Trains arrive and depart from Union daily, us follows: HAST BOUND. WEST KOU.MI. Passenger, No. 3, L've at 1 :TO p. m. Freight No. 7. L've at lli'-'O p. in. PasseiiRcr. No. 4, L've at o :v a.m. Freight, No. S, L've at 2:35 a. m. TITkTT t' and from principal points ilVKL' 10 in the United States. Canada anil huropc. Elegant PSJST Cars- Emigrant Sleeping Cars Hun Through on Express Trains to OMAHA, COUNCIL BLUFFS and ST. PAUL Free of Charge and Without Change. Close connections at Portland for San Fran cisco and ruget Sound points. For further mirtidilnrs inimirc of any Agentof the Company or of A. L. Maxwell, O. P. &T. A., Portland, Oregon. OCEAN DIVISION. The Oregon Hallway it Navigation Co., and I'arilic coast aieam'-nip la win (lis patch Steamern between San Fran cisco and Portland, ;n follows: KIIOM ltntTLANK. KliOM ttAS rKANClSCO. L'v'ng Spear st. vh at 10u.in.as follows: Leaving at 12 Midn't., ns follows: Elder. Sunday Nov State. Thursday. Columbia, Mou ,, Oregon. Friday State. Tuesday .. Columbia. Sat. ,, Oregon, W ed. ,, The company reserves the right to change sieamcrtt or Mining nays,. HATES OF PASSAdE: Cabin. - - fIO.00 Steerage - - ?S.01 Hound Trin Tickets. I n united JXO.Ui Children, under 12 years - - Half Faro ,, ,, .i years ... l'ree The nhove mta include Hoard. W. II. HOLCOMH, I A. L.MAXWELL, iicn'l .Manager. I (i. r. T, A, II. L. DEACON. Agent. Union. HALL BROS. Have Just Received a Large, Complete ami Varied Assortment ot ,1 S, Consisting of Fine Plush Goods, Vases, Books, Albums, Christmas Cards, Dolls, Wagons and tr roys of IJvei'y loHrIpUoii, IVieos Modurnlfily Low ilState, Sat. Nov .1 (jjCuhunbia. Wed. ., 7 IL'.Oregon, Sunday ,, 11 1 Hi State. Thursday 15. 'JO Columbia, Mon. 1!) 2t Oregon. Fridav ,, 23 1!S State, Tuesday .,27 HOLIDAY All Kinds. HOES; of and Dealers in- r room Sets, OREGON. and warranted to Artists, T Thomson fo Purscl aro agents for tho celebrated Cyclone "WmdMill, and ns tho prices on them havo been great ly reduced they aro now within tho reach of nil. 'Sample mill to be seen at their planer in North Union. Call and examine it. City -!at-Market. Main Street, Union, Oregon, BENSON BROS. - PROPRIETORS. ICcep constantly on-hand BEEF, PORK- VEAL, MUTTON, SAUSAGE, HAMS, LARD. Etc. CORNUCOPIA Stages leave Union every Monday, Wed nesday and Friday, Leave Cornucopia on return trip every Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday. Passengers and Fast Freight Carried. 'A, NELSON, - - - Proprietor. s-:u-tf UNION ToBisorial Parlors L. J. Iicsick, PiioritiiiToit, Shaving, Hair-cutting and Sham pooing, in the Latest style of the Art, Shop two doors south of Centennial hold. HIVE ME A CALL. 1) 2S-tf. Dwelling: l.ouso for Stile. A dwelling house mid lot, at the Cove, Oregon. Centrally located, near uud con venient to all the schools. Good cellar, wood-shed and well. Will be sold cheap for cash. Apply to S. O. WHITE, 8-31-tf Cove. Oregon. Bon Toe Marat! Now open to tho public on Main Street, Union, Oregon. Board and Lodging. S All Hours 25 CtS. 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