OREGON SCOUT. JONES & CHAM CEY, Publishers. UNION. ORKGOK. Tiieodohk Thomas's wife much interest in cookery na in music. takes as he does Royalty has its drawbacks, Prin CC88 Louise of Lome is just 40, and can't pnsR her elf of ae 30, for the fact is recorded in all tho English almanacs Wehstkk was in college at fifteen gavo earnest of his great futuro beforo lio was twenty-five, and at thirty was tho peer of tho ahleHt mon in congress When workmen wore sinkinc tho well for the sugar works at Douglas Xan.. a stratum of hvo frogs was struck at a dopth of 50 feet. Qukkn Emma of Holland is a bru nettc, whoso eyes would bo pretty die: ehe not continually wink when speak ing, thus giving you tho impression of preparing for a good burBt of tears. A peculiar chho of nervousness is that of a lady in South Troy, Now York, whoso attacks, it is said, usually terminate with the dislocation of hor jaw. Dm Moinkh, Iowa, has been stirred tip over an attempt at grave robbery in n cemetery on tho Biiburbs of Mint citv. Tho whouls were medical stu dents and narrowly escaped lynching The choirs of tho Church of Eng land includo 154,000 voluntary and 19,000 paid malo singers, and 75,000 voluntary and 2,100 paid femalo ping T8. Yai.es historic lenco is again threatened with destruction, and tho students havo petitioned tho corpora' tion to use thoir inllucnco toward its preservation. The French Transatlantic Stoam ahip company has furnished its largo Hect with complete apparatus for "dropping oil on tho wavob" during bad weather. An EngliBh philanthropist says there aro no fewer than 30,000 gypsy children in Englum!, of whom not more than 5 per cont. are able to read and write. Makik Antoinette's scissors and -penknife were recently sold at auction for $130. Tho relics were terribly sug gestivo of tho instrument which CAUsod her death. The widow of ex-Governor Colby, of Hovr London, Conn., aged ninety-two, mado und contributed a hamUomo tidy to tho fair lately held by tho ladies of that place The IIoubo of Representatives is constituted of 325 members from thirty-eight states, and two dologates from each territory. Tho lattor have no voting power or places on commit tees. Only ono civilliun out of tho Presi dents of this country gained his first election after ho was sixty, ami that ono waa James Buchanan. The chance for presidency aftor sixty is email and growing less. Si'KNCEK, Mass., has public-spirited citizens. The other day ono of them gave 14 acres of land for a public park, another gavo $30,000 for a high school, and another gavo $25,000 for a public library. Tin: Arnbs oxhaust their greens and blues, and purples, and reds, and black upon tho walls and ceilings and inuko their apartments a perfect kuleidoscopcs of colors, and with beautiful results withal. Thkui: it; a Shakespeare Hotel in Stratford-upon-Avon, and instead of numbers tho names ot playa are on tho room doors. "Tako ttio gontlo man'u luggage up to Romeo and Juliet" is a common ordor. Thkuu is a concern in Now York -which employ girls to crack and pick nuts, tho kernels of which aro sold to confectioners. Tho shells aro sold to bo ground up and mod in tho manu facture of jspices. William Pitt entered tho univer sity at fourteen, was Chancellor of 'tho Exohcquor at twonty-two, Prime .Minister at twenty-four, and bo con tinued for twenty years ; and at thirty 11 vo was tho most powerful uncrowned lioad in Europe Lexington. Miss., has threo femi nine residents who play an important part in keeping tho town in communi cation with tho roat of tho world Ono of tho Indies aforesaid la poet juibtreaa, another express agent, and thu third has charge of tho telegraph office. TELEGRAPHIC. An Epitome of the Attracting Principal KvcdU Now lntereit Two hundred bakerB of St. Louis arc on a strike. A tiro destroyed two blocks in tho heart of the city of Broinard, Minn. The losses aggregato $50,000. George Wilson was hanged at Al won, jN. Y , for strangling his wilo in January, 1887. Firo at Ehnora, Colo., destroyed half tho business portion of the town Loss, $15,000 ; insurance, $6,000. Joseph Stafford, of New York, bell boy, shot and killed Roeio Sheridan, cook in a boarding house, and then shot and killed himself. Wm. Moore, the colored man who assaulted Mary Bingardiner at Mat- toon, 111., wiw taken from tho county jail and lynched by masked mon. George Arnold shot and killed George Burton at Minatoro, Nob., in a ouurrel over tho fottlenient of a debt of $12. Marion Stewart, who had been drinking heavy, shot and killed his wifo and his brother at their home near Louisville, Ky. While Itobert Foster and Mr. Swart zeman were on their way homo in Hitchcock county, Neb., during a terrific storm, thoy wore both killed by lightning. James McGeargo and Wm. Smith, special deputies of the sheriff, got into a quarrel at Prineville, Mo., and shot each other fatally. A bystander was seriously wounded. Joseph Toniowski, a wealthy farmer at Warren, Minn., was murdered in tho woods by lua 18-year-old nophew, in tho hopo that ho would get somoof tho old man's property. About 400 peoplo wero precipitated from a grand stand at Memphis, Tenn., by tho scaffolding giving way. Nono wore killed, but numbers had legs and arms broken. During a practico gamo at Recrea tion park at Pittsburg, Pa., Dunlup, of tho Pittsburg baseball team was struck in tho faco with a hard-hit ball and broko his jaw. A Lincoln, Nob., firm, with a capital of $5,000,000, will develop coal lands and estabhbh furnacea near Alva, Miss., and will put up an iron and steel plant at Omaha, Neb. Joseph Greenfield, who etolo furs valued at $2,500 from his father's store, on Broadway street, Now York, was charged with theft in iho court by his father, and committed in de fault of bail for trial. During a sham battlo that took place in tho colobration of tho Fourth at Kilburno, Wis., J. W. Carpenter was killed and C. H. Footo seriously injured by tho prematuro dischargo of a cannon. Tho five-story building of tho Bead ing Hardware Company, of Beading, Ph., was destroyed by hro. Tho loss aggregated $350,000, well insured. Seven hundred employes aro thrown out of work. Patrick Coffee, a worthless drunkard, Bhot Miss Agues Smith in Jersey City, mid then turned the pistol on hnneolf, Both will die. Colleo, who has a wife and grown-up children, was infatuated with Miss Smith. A big timber raft will bo launched at JouEins, Nova Scotia, during tho present month. Iho raft contains 22,000 logs, is valued at $30,000, and will take six days, at $100 a day, to roach Now i ork. Annie Ahrend was arrested at Now ink, is. J., tor attempting to poison u-r father, brother and sister. She confessed that who bought tho deadly Irug and administered it to the family out of curiosity to see how it would act. M. B. Wilson, of Murquolto, Mioh ono of tho bosses 011 tho now govern ment building, was shot and fatally injured by a Polish workman whom ho discharged. Tho man then shot himself in the mouth, indicting a fatal wound. Theodora Oastora, a farmer, was at tacked on hia way homo from Kings ton, Mich., by threo brothers named Drost, who demanded his money. He shot ono dead, fatally wounded an other, and thinks ho hit tho third, who escaped. Petoi" Broneek was hanged at SL Joseph, Mo.for tho murder of Inn wifo two yoara ago. Tho prisoner has homo up bravely, and doniod any in tent to commit tho crune. Ho claimed that ho waa drunk when ho did it, though at tho time ho declared he killed her because she was uutruo. Whilo a train was moving up hill from Butte, Mont., tho cars became uncoupled from tho engine and dashed down tho grado, jumping the truck and killing two boys, mimed respec tively Green and Burns, of Ceuter ville, and injuring two brakomon whoso names are not known. Lawronco HubboII, of Springfield, Mo., has been placed under arrest for inclosing his 10-year-old son in a box four feet high and making him stand ilvo hours in that position. Also for tying tho boy to a plank and smearing molasses over hia faco to attract dies to torturo tho child. Neighbors inter fered and caused tho arrest of tho un natural futhor. A storm at Boston, Mass., over turned the sloop Millie, in Iho cabin of which wero John Gamon, Mrs. Catherine T. Tripp, agod 105, and hor little nieco Katio T. Tripp. Gamon when taken from tho water was alive. Tho body of Mrs. Tripp was found near tho yacht. The body of her lit tle nieco is supposed to bo still in tho cabin of tho overturned boat. COAST CULLINGfa. Devoted Principally to Washington Territory and California. A man named Cleveland Kinno was drowned while bathing in the surf near San Diego, Cal. A Chinaman was found dead in bed at Anaheim, Cal. Ho had been poi soned. Itobert Anderson, whilo out driving at Siinta Cruz, Cal.. waa thrown out und killed. Train Dispatcher W. P. Kudd, of tho Sonora railroad, shot himself at Nogules, A. T. Tho garrison building at Walla Walla, W. T., was burned. Loss about $5,000. A drunken man who 0 name 5b un known, was drowned at Seattle, W. T., whilo out rowing. Frank Gallagher was drowned at San Rafael, Cal., whilo in bathing. Tho body has not beou recovered. Houry A. Caulfield was run ovor and killed by a tram at Saoramento, Cal. James B. Kennedy, fireman on a railroad, died from injuries received at Benton, W. T. A disastrous firo broko out in Murysville, Cal., in which the most valuablo business liousea in the city wero destroyed. Loss about $200,000. San Francisco customs officials mado a eeizuro of about 100 pounds of opium on board tho steamship Mexico, from Victoria, B. C. By a prematuro dischargo of a blast at San Francisco, a man named Michael McDcrmott was killed by a bank caving in on him. A man named Haskell shot and killed a man named Frayer, near Los Angeles, Cal. Ho mistook him for a deer. Wm. Fulton waa seriously and per haps fatally wounded at Visalia, Cal., by tho accidental dit-chargo of a pistol ho was flourishing whilo intoxicated. C. B. Sylveer had tho end of his noso bitten off by a fellow with whom ho had a light in a melodcon on Du pont Btroet, in San Francisco. Wm. W. Hammer, a young man who has been stopping at a San Fran cisco hotel, committed suicide in his room by shooting himself m tho head. An old Indian nnmed Christoro, while intoxicated fell across n. street car track at San Diego, Cal., and the car passed over his body, killing him instantly. Ed. Wales, a blacksmith, whilo en deavoring to stop a runaway tetun at San Joso, Cal., fell beneath tho wheels, which crushed his skull, killing him instantly. Tho dead body of a Swede named Oltf Mnhberg, was found hanging to a tree in an orango grove, at Los An geles, Cal. Decoasod was about 35 years old. Fire broko out in tho basomont Of tho building occupied by tho Oakland Tribune, at Oakland, Cal., and dam aged proporty to tho amount of $15,- 000 or $20,000. Fully insured. Tho Wold county fair buildings at Grcoloy, Colo., burned, and Win. Mo Clohuid's $5 000 stallion Bombrandt burned to death. Tho Johnson flour ing mill aho burned. Tho loss on tho mill waa $25,000. Olo Olsen, a sailor on tho scow schooner Theresa, was drowned off tho Vallejo street wharf, at S.m Fran cisco. Ho fell overboard from tho vessol and could not bo rescued in time. A railroad engine ran over a China man at Sacramento, Cal., and instantly killed him. The pilot and a portion of tho running gear of tho engine wero splattered witli large pieces of tho dead man's brains. Jiii. JJrouso, wlio had neon over hauling machinery in a sawmill at Visalia, Cal., sot the engine going to try its speed, when the great drive wheel burst, ami a fragment stiuck Brouso in the head, fracturing his skull. Charles Barks, a 13 year-old boy, waa sitting on a doorstop at San Fran cisco, when a boy named Hoppo or dered him to throw up his hands. Upon hia refusal to do so Hoppo pulled tho trigger. Tho b.tllontored tho right temple, and barks fell to tho sidewalk dead. Ernest M. Keller, aged 21, wa drowned whilo bathing in tho surf at Mantecito, Cal. No ono was with him except two small children. It is supposed he got into a hole and Wiis unable to swim. Ho leaves a widow and a young child. An ongino ami car on tho car lino to the Cliff bouae wero derailod al San Francisco, Cal. Tho ongino was thrown on ita side, but the engineer jumped out, receiving but a few BOratohoa. Tho passongor coaoh waa canted on ita side up agains', a sand bank. The seats were overturned and all of tho windows brokon. Tho occu pants wero badly shaken up and some of them cut by broken glass and bruised. Thero wero nono seriously injured, however. A teamster named E. W. B. Lango waa driving near tho corner of Jack son and Dupont streets in Sin Fran cisco, when his wagon etruck an old rice sack lying in tho gutter. Some bones dropped out and ho investigated tho matter. It waB then found that tho skeleton waa entirely bare of ilosh, and only tho head and ribs wero at tached. Tho body might havo beon in thu suck about threo months from appearances. It was presumed that it was tho skeleton of a Chinese child that had beon prepared for shipment to China. AGRICULTURAL. Devoted to the Interests ot Farmer? and Stockmen. KnUInc Strawberries. A successful grower of this berry tells hia plan of ac ion as follows: To grow strawborriea well he puts land in good order in advance (I) by planting it to some crop tho year previous that has to be highly manured and well cultivated. (2) Ho sets in rowa so as to cultivate them both ways, and runs tho cultivator close to tho plants. (3) Never allows weeds to get a start and bo over half an inch high. (-1) He mulches old plants with cheap hay and does nothing to tho plants until after fruiting, letting them grow up through tho mulch. By following this simplo plan of cultivation ho has no trouble, und grows strawberries aa cheaply to tho bushel aa corn or potatoes. Of course they are more orofitable. Strawberry beds should bo set threo feet apart in the row and plowed both ways and kept in tho best possible order. The crop is early and furnishes mean at a season when farmers need money and would else have to borrow it. If there aro young peoplo in tho family to pick them and pack them it will furnish them pleasant occupation and it will also pay them well for the time in vested. Where a naRturn in nvfirrun with weeds turn in the sheep, and they will keep down the young weeds. Sheep eat olose to the ground and diligently search for all tho young and tender herbago. JtiVerv blossom left on tho vountr strawberry plant will enfeeble it to a certain extent. It the plants bo ex nected to throw nut, riimiprn und thicken in tho row they must under no circumstances bo allowed to blos- aom and fruit. Tho lawns that aro frequently moweu will soon uio out unless some kind of fertilizer bo applied. Every time tho lawn-mower is used a certain proportion of the elements of tho soil uro removed, us it is really cropping tho ground. No delay should occur in going to work in tho applo trees to destroy the caterpillars, as thoy will quickly fes toon tho trees with their webs. The sooner they shall bo removed the euBier tho work, as tho young worms can now bo caught in tho webs. Tho ordinary little hand-weeder iB tho best implement to use for eradicat ing weeds among thickly growing plants, especially where tho boo may bo detrimental. On heavy, hard soil its uso ib not profitable, but on light sous it permits of elleotivo work, and ut a low cost. The porsimmon tree does not de prive the soil of a largo amount of feitilizing elomonts, and for that reu son mukea tho beat of shade trees for stock. In the South, evon on aban doned holds, tho persimmon is allowed to grow. Its growth is slow, howover, but its fruit is highly valued by some White clover is tho best pasturo grass that can bo grown for sheep. Ah white olovor is a short grass, it is more dosirablo than red clovor for grazing, aa sheep detest long grass, preferring to crop close to tho ground. On a mixture el grasses in a pasture, oatllo and sheep may bo grazed to gether, as tho grasses that may be objootionablo to tho cattle will b ap propriated by the aheep. If fruits of any kind aro to bo set out, see that the supply be purchased and tho ground picked out and pre pared, tho stakes set, so that when the time shall come for transplanting thero need bo no delay. With many spring is considered tho best time for setting out fruit, and if this plan be intonded, so far aa possible, tho work should bo done early, so that the trees or plants will bo ublo to make a good start to grow boforo hot, dry weather shall set in. Many peoplo supposo that artificial incubation is a modern invention. Such is not tho case. Tho Copts ot Egypt havo beon engaged in artificial egg hatching for centuries. Thero are 700 establishments for that industry within a short dit-tanco of Cairo, and tho production of chickens from the ovens reaches 12,000,000 annually. Tho season for incubating lasts through threo months in tho early summer. Tho country p oplo take fresh eggs to tho owners of tho ovens anil give two for each newly hatched chick. In olden tinios sowing land with salt was a symbol of its desolation. In large enough quantities it will dostroy every traco of vegotation. Even those plants which, liko aspara gus, aro natural lovers of salt, can havo too much of a doso, but aftor a timo heavily suited land recovora its fertility, and may oven bo tho better for this treatment. Wo havo heard of farmers who, by mistake, applied too much salt to wheat ; but thoy seeded tho following spring, and for several yoara thereafter tho field that had beon over-salted produced enormous crops of hay. The tendenoy of salt is to make tho soil moist and cool, It is, therefore, excellent for crops that require theso conditions. Sheep aro oloso feeders und can get a bite curlier than any other domestic animal. But owes suckling lamb will need grain ourly to keep them in flesh, whilo tho succulont grass stimulates milk product ion. Later in tho season the lamb domiiuda more milk just aa tho failing pasturo make less. It is then that an arm full of cut clover in blocm to each eight or ton sheep mrkes a valuablo addition to tho pas turo feed. It may bo varii d with oc casional cuttings of greonoats, which just bofcro they head out aro very rich and succulent feed. MARKET REPORT. Reliable Quotations Carefully Revised Every Week. WHEAT Valley, $1 20U 22$' Walla Walla, $1 121 10$. BARLEY Whole, $1 101 12$; I ground, per ton, 25 0027 50. f I IP) ATMIi too ia,. . f,l .1.1 I uilio aiming, 1-3101;. , iucu, -1-1 45c. HAY Baled, $15 0dlG 00. SEED Blue Grass, 14$16c; Tim othy, 9J10o.; Bed Clover, 1415c. FLOUB Patent Holler, $4 00; Country Brand, $3 75. EGGS Per doz, 25c. BUTTER Fancy roll, per pound. 25c; pickled, 1520c. ; inferior grade, 1522$.s. CHEESE Eastern, lG20c; Ore gon, 14lGc; California, 14$c. VEGETABLES Beets, pr sack, $1 50 ; cabbage, per lb., 2Jc. ; carrots, per bk., $1 25 ; lettuce, per doz. 20c. ; onions, $1 00 ; potatoes, per 100 lbs., l)0c.$l ; radishes, per doz., 1520e. ; rhubarb, per lb., 6c. HONEY In comb, per lb., 18c; strained, 5 gal. tins, per lb. 8$o. POULTRY Chickens, per doz., $2 254 00 ; ducks, per doz., $7 00 0 00; geese, $7 00J 00; turkeys, per lb., lG18c. PROVISIONS Oregon hams, 12$c per lb.; Eastern, 1313$c. ; Eastern breakfast bacon, 12$c. per lb. ; Oregon 1213c ; Eastern lard, 10ll$c. per lb.; Oregon, 10$c. GREEN FRUITS Apples, $2 00 2 50; Sicily lemons.. $b 507 00; California, $3 505 00 ; Naval oranges $G 00; Riverside, $4 00; Mediterra nean, $4 25. DRIED FRUITS Sun dried ap ples, 7$o. per lb. ; machine dried, 10 11c; pitless plums, 13c,; Italian prunes, 1014o. ; peaches, 12$14o. ; raisins, $2 252 50. WOOL Valley, 12lGc; Eastern Oregon. 1014c. HIDES Dry beef hides, 810c; culls, 67i:. ; kip and calf, 810c. ; Murrain, 10 12c. ; tallow, 33$c. LUMBER Rough, per M, $10 00; edged, per M, $12 00; T. and G. sheathing, per M, $13 00 ; No. 2 floor ing, per M, $18 00; No. 2 ceiling, per M,$18 00; No. 2 rustic, per M, $18 00; clear rough, per M, $20 00; clear P. 4 S, per M, $22 50 ; No. 1 flooring, per M, $22 50; No. 1 ceiling, per M, $22 50; No. 1 rustic, per M, $22 50; stepping, per M, $25 00 ; over 12 inches wide, extra, $1 00; lengths 40 to 50, extra, $2 00; lengths 50 to GO, extra, $4 00; 1- lath, per M, $2 25; 1$ lath, per M, $2 50. BEANS Quote small whites,$4 50; pinks, $3; bayos, $3; butter, $4 50; Limas, $4 50 per cental. MEAT Beef, wholesale, 33$c. ; dressed, 7c. ; sheep, 3c; dro-sed, Ge. ; hogs, dressed, 77$o. ; veal, 78c. COFFEE Quoto Salvador, 17c; Costa Rica, 1820c. ; Rio, 1820c. ; Java, 27$c. ; Arbuckle's'a rahted, 22c. SALT Liverpool grades of fine quoted $18, $19 and $20 for tho three sizes; stock salt, $10. PICKLES Kegs quoted steady at $1 35. SUGAR Prices for barrels ; Golden C,5.Jc. ; extra C,5c. ; dry granulated, GJe. ; cruHlied, fine crushed, cube and powdered, 7c ; extra C, 5c; halves and boxes, $0. higher. OLD NURSERY TALES. The Antiquity nftlin !-":itry Stories Told to Our Children. "Little Red Riding-hood," being gen erally supposed to be the story of the Dawn, or of the spring, first swallowed and then rescued from tho jaws of Night, or Winter, is to ho met with in tho my thology of tho Greeks, the old Aus tralians and tho Scandinavians. "Bluo Board" is a well travelod vil lain. Ho 1ms beou In Zululand, Russia, Persia, Germany, Italy. Scandinavia and elsowhoro, wearing successfully tho garb of each of his adopted homes. This story is curiously interwoven with tho myths of Psycho, Somolo. Pandora, and other examples of woman's curi osity; so that there seems 110 reason why wo should not actually look for tho beginnings of "Hluo Beard" In the G aiilon of Edon itsolf. Puss in Roots," so far as it is possi ble to traco him, appears to havo sot out on his travels from Zanzibar, in tho form of a gazello, to havo passed through India as a jackal, to havo visitod Russia, Sicily and Mongolia as a fox, and at last, as .1 cat, to havo roamed ovor Italy, Sweden and Nor way, Franco and England. In somo of theso places tho story, owing to an episode in which tho hero is punished for ingratitude to his bonofactor, has tho advantago of moral, but in most of tho old versions Puss's evil practices aro undisguised, and, contrary to all tho orthodox canons, ha is left smiling at tho end of tho chapter. "Cindorella,," whoso romuueo wo aro inclined to rank as tho most en thralling of all tho nursory talcs, is scarcely less widely traveled than her companions. In Kallirlund sho is known, disguised as a boy, with a friendly ox instead of a fairy god mothor. In Finland, Sorvla and utnonj; tho Gaelic Scotch wo still have tho pro tecting beast. Manchester Courier, Fivo native girls from Alaska havo beon takou to Massachusetts to bo edu cated. It Is tho intention to return thorn to Alaska as teaehors. if thoy do not marry certain susceptible luasculiuo Bostonians. PETROLEUM REFUSE. The Original Fontulatlon or tho CJiowlnff Gum of Commerce. What is chewing gum made from?" repeated a very largo producer in Brooklyn of tho now almost universal ly used substance to a roporter, who, with others, was being shown around thocxtensivo works. "That is ono oV the secrets of tho trade, and wo havo no desiro to give it away. Sullico it to say thero aro few only who know its original foundation, for that is dis guised completely in tho confections which are placed around it." This reply only excited tho curiosity of tho reporter, and whilo looking out of ono of tho windows of tho works ho noticed a largo truck, boaring on Its sido tho name of a w'l'.-known candlo manufacturer of New York. Tho truck was heavily laden with bags of somo kind of substance evidently Intended for uso in the works. Following up this clew the reporter called at the can ,11.. f.i..ti,n- in mmstion. and learned that tho substance delivered at tho chewing gum factory was the refuse of petroleum' after tho kerosene oil had been extracted. Tho informant said: "The erinlo petroleum is pressed un til 1 he black oil is extracted. This is refined and produces paraflino and subsequently koroseno which can also be fu thor refined. Tho refuse is a yel low scale, which can bomailointo hard parallino wax, used in tho manufacture of candies. Tho same yellow scale can, by a process known to tho chewing-gum makers, bo mado into a soft wax which will yield easily to tho ac tion of tho teeth. It is of such a pe culiar mtturo when thus prepared that, if onco chowed upon, it will almost in voluntarily causo tho person in whoso mouth it may bo to continue tho work of mastication." "But kcroscno oil has a nasty tasto and smell, whilo chewing gum has not." True; but you must remember that tho oil has been squeezed out, or at least tho greater part of it. If you wero to tako tho yellow scalo as it first comes from tho press, it would doubt less havo somo of tho samo taste and smell that j-ou speak of; but after it has beon subjected to several processes, and artfully hidden under tho essences contained in tho confections which cover tho chewing gum, few would reeognizo tho yellow scalo or refuse of the petroleum." "But is not tho substanco injurious to health?" "Not moroso than any other kind of wax. Of course, excossivo uso of any thing may prove injurious. Thogrent-o-it evil that I can suimiso would bo in the extraordinary exorcise of tho sali vary glands, thereby depriving them of that force which nature gives to them when requiring their uso in tho proper mastication of food. Of course 1 am now only speaking of tho petro leum basis of tho chowing gumassold, and have no knowledgo of tho composi tion of what covers tho little cakes in tho shapo of a confection. Tho latter is naturally taken into tho stomach, while tho waxy portion is generally thrown away aftor it has served its purpose as a chowing gum. If tho pure paraflino wax was used as soon as it is refined, it would bo a simple taste less substance, and consequently les3 attractive than in tho forms it is now sold." "As chewing gum is cheap, would it not pay hotter to mako tho so-called re fuse into parallino wax candles?" "It would, if thero was s.s largo a do mand for tho candles, as thoro is scalo mado in the process of getting out the oil. Thero being so much yellow scalo produced, something has to bt done with it, or it would go to waste. A market bus thcrcfu-o b( en found among tho ehowing-guin manufactur ers, who get it at an almost nominal rate, lleneo tho profit, despite the cheap price at which it is sold." Ar. Y. Mail and Express. A Bright Student of Memories. "Hello, Blank," said a Bo-ton man to ono of his friends tho other day, "I hoar you aro attending this memory school. What do you think of it, any how?" "Greatest discovery of tho ago!" says Blsmk, enthusiastically. "I tell you it's a big thing, sir; a mighty big thing! Why, two months ago I couldn't re member ani thing a ibiy. Couldn't re member names and dates half a day, even, and now, sinco 1'vo taken up this Loisetto system I can't forgot any thing. No, sir, I actually can't." "That so? I must look into the thing mysolf. What's tho teachor's name?" "Oh, his name's umum let me see. What is his name? 1 know it well as I know my own. I've, hea d it forty times. Odd sort of a name, but common enough, too. It's it's I had it right at my tonguo's ond a sec ond ago. It's sometliing liko liko hanged if I remember what it is. 1 nev er could romoinbor names, anyhow!" Detroit Free Press. Tho New York Chinoso interpret ers, who havo acted as "match-makers" between "Mollcan" lawyers, and their Chinoso clients, havo decided that thoy do not got enough pay for thoir services. So thoy aro now organ izing into a regular union, and will thon demand a uniform rate, which must bo paid in advance, uuloss other wise gunranteed. Tho union is to havo regularly elected ofllcors annually, and by-laws by which to govern tho action of its members in regard to tho accept ance of feos, etc. It propo es to obtain a regular charter from tho State of Now York. A Buffalo young lndy tho other day descriled Joan of Aro as 0110 ol Noah's seven daughters.