it A SECOND THOUGHT. It lso long since than wast tort t' rlew. Through IImmIIiii shadow vdil.-y cone tx-fom, Thut HUM ifnuPs wonted pane there thrnbt otitv more. Thedrrail ttiat my lone heart, however Inn As years Uikf all - limy lose thy likeness, too Tub ungntveu Itimgo It can still uiloro Vain timid' fur calmltiit time will but restore Those vl.lonrd love limned lineaments anew. An In n lake the mirrored iihhiii mny slum Inconstant, dimmed ly every blurring i.ivcth. lint pure and rounded when tlie ripples ceu.-e.-In my soul's sleep shall thy reflect mti itiott From wav-erlnx Rlluiise perfect iij degrs-s. As sorrow 's surge siilnliles to waveless ixih'o. "F. V." in New Oilcans Tlnnn-IViiioerut. Ti-jliig ' Itefiirin the World. Mrs. F.llzubeth Cady Stanton recently told a story about tlie way In which she liegan her work of reforming tlie world. When she was a girl of 10 or I'-, sho used to w tier father, Judgo duly, administering law from tho lioneh. Sho noticed that the Judge, in laying down tho law or giving his decision, nUvujs referred to his law hooks for guidance. Sho sot U) work In Inn library reading these books, and as she thought ho could not nay anything but what he found tlicru, sho enro fully tore out an I burirjd those pages that contained piineiples of deeisio.isof Milch sho dlsaproved. How eoitlil ho, whlb on the bench during a trial, muku application of anything not ioImikwii In the books by which ho was guided f Sho discovered a groat denl that wan offensive in every law Ixiok that slij Insjiecteil in his llhrary Uut cutno tho pages, which shu cast into the llro until tho book milted her, and shi felt sure that her father would ho compelled to conlino 1 1 i 1 1 1 - I f l such law in hliu l.'ft, Hho kept on ut HiIh work for a long w hile, until sho wan caught nt it. hut by that time a gicut part of Judgo Oudy's law- lihrary had heen spoiled in her efforts to reform tho world. Now York Sun. "Ilitei'iiiitluiial Id.llllly Curds." The polico authoritlen of Vienna for some tiio past have, oil application, issued so oiled 'International Identity cards," con sisting of n photograph, on which a brief jMU'Miiml deset iption of tho owner is written in three languages (German, French and Knglish), and to which an otllcial certiflcato nuil seal is attached In such a way its to pro vent tlie possibility of tho exchange of tho carlo ilo visito photograph. Thoeaid is kepi In a small leather cover, can therefore easily bo carried, and lor purposes ot ideutillcatioii is fully as use I ul and oven moio convenient to travelers than a passport. This saijie idea was used in issuing; press tickets to our Cou leunial Inhibition in 1871). Kach press ticket born tho photograph of tho editor or rejwrter who presented it, and this precau tion proventisl "passes" from being truiir foriod. Home Journal. Minnie ii Modern .Science. Musio Is a modern science, tho complete scnlo, as wo huvo it, being an invention of strictly modern limes. Ancient nations em ployed only tho peiitiitoulc scale, or scale having llvo notes, to w ll one, Iwo, thrtu, live ami six, and in the Orient toila tlie tatonio sculu is the only one known in their music. The Arabians, it is true, employ a scale isomew lint dillcrent, having quarter tones IiiMc.hI of hall tones like our own, Mimoof the Arabian instruments leiiig tuned to (iiartcr tunes in s.ich a way Hint music adopted to them cannot i placed upon a Kuropcun Instrument of any Kind, or even sung by a Kuropcun without giving tho Uri'-Mital the Iiupressloii that thu tuuo islalso. San I'raui'isco ICxamiucr. Hotel lill' Notel Minnie. Tho night clerl. at a West Side hotel hut a novel M'lieiuo to pre cut imHvun:oii- ens turners Iroiu getting away without, paying their scoie. At the same lime ho combines) business with ileasiiie, and thereby gils more sleei' than any nthiv ulglil clerk in town. Kvery morning at I o'clock ho strews the tl"r 1:1 I fi mt of lu.i dr.sk with pallor imitciiKs, and then drops nil to sleep II a customer attempts to pass the sleeping clerk without paying his cl, eel, his loci encounter thu matches, and the) imiuedialeiy set up n fusiladtt that mouses lee sleeping clerk and enables 'dm to capture ll.o man who eats and runs awuy. Now ork 1'ioss "hvcry Day Talk." I'cntltirut Sinn-el I'lieiioinelion. Kollowlng tho disappearance of the upHt limb of the sun's disk at Minsot. theie has been observisl tho plieiiouienou ol a Uautltul gltvii ray. Its Hash being a.s rapid as that of lightning, and only visible under rare con ditions of clearness of the sky 1 he ox plana tion olferisl lor'its appearaueo Is that of tho biiiiultuueous contrast ol colors, tho theory nropoiiuilod origiuully by M. Chovrcul. UlolKj-Ueuioernl. . A Ciiiif. iliii sle Copper Cenl. A coptsT cent In tho iMwsossiou of a Chtl luata, l''la., citiwn Is ald to Imi inoro than worth its woiitlil In gold, bisaiiso it wan coined for Hie l'oufcdcrnt goveriimeut dill lug tho relielllou, from a dlo wlnt h was cav tutvd by tho United KtuUu autlioritio.s aftei tho forty-second piece hail lcon struck oil. It is thought that only about twenty of these coin aro now in existence, Uilengo tleruui ltubt'a Wlieul ('inn. A verv larco sharo of the wheat lliliwrted Iitollrcat llrltaln Is Irom lliissia, tno ntrge-si inuiH-titor of tho United Mates, l lie annual Ldiigo ot tno wheat crop oi mo uiiiuhi wtw for soveral years past lias isvn wi,' bouo bushuU. and thu oxtsirt lii.'I.UOU.lXM), in nvi'iiii'ii cron of lliissia for tho samo Iriod hits Imhiii Jv.T.OtKl.Oou bushuU, uud tho kport .0,W,utX).-L'UlcuBO Herald. Clmrc'l for orrretloii. "Do you wish to tuko a cub, sirl" inquired the Imckmaiu 'No, 1 want a cab to tako 1110," wu th reply of tho ,mrbt. And thu cabby meekly bowod his head and uiadu tho chargo JJ, "5 pur cent, of w hich wan for tho euforoetJ louou in grsmiuur. Doti-olt Frwt A Tillln Otrxrlookoil. Fanner (returned from towi.) Tlm-o1!! the terlmcker, an' tho iiioIusm, mid lb condition lHJwdeiK for thu sick briudlo heacr, 1111 the Wife Wheru'11 tho nulnlno, John, I asked you to get for uiof 1'nrmur li'jjuni, I forgot all nbout It. Tlio Kpoch. Proof I'o.ltlv. Al I muiit havo tswu vtry Cruux ycttcrJay. Ud How sot Al Look ut thit bill from ny taller, ro- oelj)lai-TI(l WU, A worn out society belie U llito old mnpl sugar. Jt bus a iviluin kind of awivtuess, but hits to bo laid on tho shelf when thu i.ow crop comes-out, Now Urlcaiw ricnyiino. Tim cowboys would Ilka to li.-o mj'hb juskI all around ot wnto n silrrm !ji ri to bo known a "'I'lu Cuttlo lly.nu J ihu 1U- ulJUs." Of al) thlovoi fool aro tb -.rt, tby b jou of tituu aud jiMlf-t,' In"- "i;RENTICED TRAIN. MTERVIEW BETVEEN THE AGITA TOR AND THE FAMOUS EDITOR. Pen Portraits of vi Notrtl Slen Prcn tleo In Kverjdiiy U'orklns llrcss 11ml Tml ti I" Hi'ly hull Dictating to 11 11 ,t mitiiurnalt Uno nftornoon about twenty-two or three years ago, a dobonalre young ccntlemun wall:el into tho editorial roims of tho old Louisville Journal and asked toseo Mr I'ren tico. He was clad In a nainlsomo blue broad cloth coat of tho swullow tall style, with cttwmtli nn 1 fIitti'riii'' brnsj tmttous. Hl of bhielc des-skin. hii shoes shiny, patent leather, his vest of some heavy hull material over wuicn 11m ni un uui. toned so that It doubled In front, showing an Inch or two below tho front ofthocout. and in his hand ho carried u ncli looking son uai. His hair was black, wavy "ltd plentiful, nnd hisup)erlip waneoverod with a luxuriant nnd u-ell Lent mustache. Altocether there was an air of elegant negligence ulsmt him. Tho limn was over the meillum lielgtil anil ouiiii. und presolitisl 11 caiil which Isiro tho words '(b-orgo Francis Tram uivu rtincricunus K11111." It.. ini then Mr Prentice's atuniiuciisls and private secretary, I presented Mr Train to tho iniinoitJil Ueorgo U.. wit, poei nun cu Itor Train Heunied Uj be a little staggered I tiresome he etliected to seo a large, Itlllsw ing and severe man, und he ls;held "a lean and slippered pantaloon." Mr I'rontieo was iieculiarly a sloiicliy man men 111 111s urcss. and altogether careless of Ins iersoiinl up llaiicu Indeed, I bellevo ho never had iK'en 'dressy " l!ls hair, whlc li nail oikv hle.ck. full on Ills shoulders and even about Ins eliivks. well mixed with gray, and ils whitening U'lini. wiiieii was uiso vor ...! g, and which ivered nearly all or hi .ice except tho iiomj. eyes und I'orehoml. was n il as clo-o up as ossib!o with n cotton hie, and his ears were stuffed with cotton obacco Juice stainisl his vest, and ho had a alilt of using his lingers for u pastu brush .lid or wiping llieiu oil his panto .oils. Ho hud taken oil" his long .lack frock coat and replaced It with 1 brown, Bomowlmt ragged and alto ether disreputable looking old yarn h'u jacket, or what was commonly called in Kentucky a "wnrtuus." On tho table neui mil stood his hat. This was 11 slouch with a all crown, and It answered tho phico ol .ockeU in his clothes, which sort of recepta Ics ho nover used. Ho carriod in his hat verything that other men carry in theli .irlrels. and more too Being unablo to n-rito moro than 11 word or two at n time ithhlsowu hand, ho would, with both ol ,is trembling, writers' palsy stricken luiiids. lake out to scratch inemornndn of such '.hlngs as ho desired to consider upon the inn-gins of nawspaiers. und those little bits ,e would throw into his hat for futuro ix-fer lieu. Ilo usuully had tho old felt about hall nil of them. Ho also carried his o!kel .inre, H!iieils, scissois, keys, etc., in the hat nil I ha vo often seen him, absent inindetllv rop a well masticated tpiid of tobacco into t instead of throwing tho "old soldier' way "his was tho famous editor, tho author ol liie Life of Henry Clay;" tho champion ,nl bosom friend or "Prince Harry ot the ' -st" during tho hitter's glorious and bi n ,:it career as 11 statesman, tho writer o: .''ie Closing Year" and other grand kmmiis 1 in 11 whoso keen wit, caustic sarcasm l iiiuce ami torso dramatic force drov. nts ticforo him with his oit Yet In n'r was tilled with arrows of all sm ..1. the tiuill of tho eaglu to that of to iiiiing bird, and ho could liulito a Here ..ippiciu (iroso, or tuno his sentences to 1 ..laud tender song of sympathy or lov. 1 h ...try ! mm exhibited his astonishment for nn in .1. uuohnorvud by Ml I'renlico, howevei 1 al once thu two lellMiito earnest couver ti Train was In l.oiiisvillo with Anna .x.nson, Susan H Antliouy and 11 nuiuls'i .ither lending won.-i's rights women, alio s assisting In their siill rage crusailo. Aftci i leasant stay ot a half hour or so. Train .indiewaud Prentice priK-isHteii to dictnti ncli picture of his late visitor I'or many years Mr Prentico had been lvod to write by an anianuensis, iKiitig. its l ire iutiuiattxl, a siidercr from scrivener's ::np, or w riter's palsy, known in surgen - chorwi scrlpUirtim. Ho would tvalk tin i In u slip hlicxl way, with his hand isjsmI behind him. and ill a soinowhat pip e; voice, with a nasal twang, twing also llcted with catarrh, ho would dictate to his miiuensis, punctuating tho matter as he cut Ilo always Is-guu tils articles with int is known in typography as 11 "list" a alio cut of tho hand with tho ludox llugei oluting, and thus his en picture of Utorge 'r.iueis Train was like this- MKisti A loconiotivo that has nin oil ie track icominai turiiiHl Uwido down i iimiat with tho cowcatcher buried in a limp mid tho w ln-els making a thousand '.volutions a minute dull stopi A kilo in 10 air that has lost It.s tall idashl a .iiman novel without a hero idashl 11 .inn who climbs a tree Tor a bird's icst icointitm out 011 11 limb icoiumn lid In order to get It saws tho limb .11 Uaweon himself and the trco tfiill Mpi A ship without a rudder iduslu 1 eliK-k without hands iduslu an arrow :iut Into tho air (dash) 11 sermon that is all oxt lilushi a imntoinliuo or wonls uhushi the iHith(osis of talk icouimai tho incarnation f gab (full ttopi Handsomo Htunmai viva ions icommnl iiliisculnr icominai as ucnt its t cat teomnial i Judgo of theoiroct of clothes iisunuiui frugal in food and regular only in Habits ifull stopi A noonday mystery idashl 1 solvinl conundrum idashl a cipher hunting roriitlguro to mss for soinothing isem! colon) with tho brains of twenty men In hU head Icomnml all pulliiiK in dllVeront dlroc tlous (seinU'oloti) not Imd its to In-art (coinmit) but a man who has shaken haniU with rever ence (full stopi This U Uoorgo KruncU IVoin full stopi" Thus ilid Mr Prontlco draw a picture of thu restless agitator which photographs httn insldouiid out, oven to-liiy. Will Visscher Wti-tl Tim l!nltnd StittT The tiniim of our country ought to Iw the Mxmn In all languages employing tho Latin VUor, by their importing tho words "United States," and in all other languages tho American elliiig thotild I hi lu-lts upxin. In Kronco nuil l'ttineh Kwitierlund wo nro IClats Uul:" In Austria Hungary, Del Khun, lleriuauy and lleriuuii Switcorland, " erciiiigtu Stitateu:" In llollvlit, llrti.il. Chill, Colombia, Costa lilen, Salvador, San IVmilugo, Kcintdor, lluateiiml.t, llayti, Hon Junis, Moxico, Moiilco, Nicaragua, Veil Miieht, Urngimy, Suln and Curtugal, wo are "kstitdos L'tiidos:" in Norway, "Forvnto Ktraioino;" In Swwlen, "Do Porcuitto Stater In llrcetv, "Uiiometial lolttolul ; III Kussla. "Soodiuoueia SUtdtdi;" In lUtly, "Stall Unltl. Ikwldes thu IrltUh I'luplro, wo Imvo the lienor of leiii calletl liy our ow n namo, I ultl Status, only in tho limited and do iwtinug ivpublu of LiUirui, lu AIitcl Noi York Mail und Kxvrt-- HUNTING FOR "FIGHTING JOE." Coiifedeiiite oliller ltimmliiK nt Will In Hip Villimr of liellysbiirR. When the street of Uettysbitrg had been cleared of all untied Usllos of Union sol diers, the Colirisleratcs begun to roam uliout at will, sightsis-ing and foruging. At a house, closely liarrwl, a party of these itulo pendfiib liulUsI and U'gati to reconnoitcr. Unstsjii trom the street tho owner was wutching from 1111 upsjr window, and ss)ti he heard his name used in 11 way very uneer ciiioiilous Tho disir pluto revealed tho name, und 0110 of tho Confederates, who wus u Ucr man, amused his companions by spelling it out, "T-y-s-o-u, Tyson." Then ho addisl. "Wonder who ho isf and, going to the door ho Is-gaii to Rjiiud with list und heels U alarm the house. The manner of tho met seomcd so gissl uaturod thut Mr. Tysot. eiicd the ihsir and invited them In U tr his excellent water, flu- they all looked warn and exhausted. After drinking heurvily tin German spoko up again and said: "Where is 'Joe' Hookcrf W-iVo afUir hln and wo mean to hnvo him If wo havo to gi to Philadelphia for him." At this hour the streets were filled witl cartsnnd wheelbarrows, und excited men am women bearing trunks and bundles nut leuding rrightcnetl children; mothers witl bubes in their urtus in tho throng, ul hastening out of reach of tho soldiery, tin bullous und tho shells Olllcers in gray rod. up and down warning tho people to remow women and children to places of safety, a Leu w its nbout to shell tho town. It was t. trying moment, but Tyson would not Is scared or cajoled into revealing anything Ho didn't know "Jou" Hooker any moro than ho knew U'o's humblest private, but ho hail his garret full of Union soldiers who h:ul txeii cut olf in tho street, and ho decided to bo a know-nothing, und send the scouting Confederates itwuy as ignorant n they came After listening to it lew of his blind answers tho siMikesuian ugreed to bo satisiled with some bread mid butter and clear out and seek for "Kighting Joo" elsewhere. There wits 11 fresh baking or tiread in the house, bul Tyson did not know what panicky times might follow, and ho know that his blue coated wards upstairs were hungry; so ho put on a long fnco and declared thut he had just had a visit from 11 party of Coufed uruU who had eaten up ulxmt ull tho pantry couhtluod. and there really was not "enough left now to liegih on." The true buminoi never oxmjcIs to live high 011 a route that has just lieen traveled by others of his kind, anil those unfortunate lellows toon tho burgher's word for gospel truth and went awuy in CllCO. H.iinetliliii; Alu.ilt llittleau. iladcau was born about thu tlmo Andrew Jackson was concluding his first term, lie wusM yeni-s old when the war broke out. and nl tor it had lu-en going on for n year In volunteered, and was apKiiuted an nulo 01 thu stall' of ling (Jon. Thomas Sherman. L was Irom this position that (Jrant took hltn and made him 1 1 military secretary, with tin rank of lieutenant colonel, and aftorwr colonel. He retired from tlie war at Its cln-.i a brevet brigadier. and it was through (Irani that he was made socretary ot legation at Loudon lb- was omp.oyed by liriint here, al Wtihlng'on. and lie accompanied (Irani on his tour around the world. It was through (Irant that he got to bo consul general at Havana, and ho has hron mixed up in some ipiestion a- to h:s right to certain salaries which he hail iirawu. no mr, an 01 ins uui cml isitlous caiuo thiough (Jrant, His literary position hu acquired in the same wuy it wus through Uraut that he irot (he material lor his "Military History ol Ulviiso. S lirunt." Il was through him that ho got the experience that enabled him to write the works on the aristocracy of ICng laud, and il was through him thut he made money out of his letters headed "Urant 111 i'eaco." To show- that it Is true, 11 is only uoeo&sary to cite the other things which he has written, which havu attracted no notice tvhalsoover. liadeau publishuil 111 Ife-V.i 11 book called "Thu Vagabond," a collection of essays which you w ill not now ilnd even in second bund book stores, ami iu "con splr.icy; a Cuban Iv.uuaiice," published ill Ib-V). has hardly nan 11 uaiionai circulation Tho truth is that lladeau hits becomo groat by tho reitocted light of (Irant, and the at temnt to make out lirunt an ignorant, tin craminatical writer, and a man unablo to write tho book which ho left his children, has fallen Hat. as funis Washington is concerned, It may bo that llitdouu was not treated lightly in tho settlement of tho contract which ho bad with lirunt, nut no nas 1111 questionably injured himsolf greatly in suit imr the ciso as ho does. lieu, lladeau is a very ready writer, and he writes well. Ho is 11 very pleasant conver sationist, and his round, red whiskered face, his short, stumpy form and his pleasant blue eyes are well known 111 Wushiugtoii. He has been sis'iiding tlio winter Here, nun it tsn matter of regret to ins trieuds that he has beeonto involved in tho present coutroveisy liven wero ho correct in his statement!: he would h.tve trouble 111 proving them to tho sittifaction of tho H-ople, and he has entered into a controversy 111 which ho Is haiidi capptsl at the outset, and into which ho will cot into moro troutuo me turinei 110 goes There is no doubt in tho iiiluiL of the loading thinkers at Washington thai lint 11 1 is the nut hot ot his own Uk, though ho may have received soiuo of thoitdviceund tlio assistance which lien, lladeau could, from his tumtli arity with tho subject and his knowledge of .. J . . 1 ...... .-1. .. I- M literary iiioiuons, so vusoj nui. u CarjHmter. Mill 1st li' Conrtilliliii: Toburoo. It is not without reason that it lias lieen ..i,l il,.., v.mi chii ni-iive invtliiiiL'- bv statis tics. Under Iajuu XVI, fr iiistamn, tlio tohacco tax only proJuivd lkX,tXW ,ruucs, I to cause tho consumption was small. At thut ii.,... li livxi-ueo duration of life was twenty seven years. Now the tobuooo tajt producos SOO.OOO.IXK), and tho average duration of life is forty-threo years. Kedskins, who ulfer lirlthor fnini dlabotes nor from pituito, huvic . . ,...!.. ...... T-l. Clwttys ttiu ClllUlllOl iK'tneeti tuoir iijm. mt Persians, tho tye of diucasian purity, say that "all joys roino to the heart through to buceo." Vhei do you Hud Mich handsome old patriarchs a itniong tho 'IVrksl Yet in their country tliu pipo is kepi auvni as 11 V'.ifn's lire In niieieul ltui.lu I those climes the strongest murk of emotloi that one can give Is to take onus pipe out 01 n.,uu .....nil. N'.,iv V.ii l; Uontiiijivial Adver tuor, Patent mid I'Mtont lawyer. Ten years ago there wero on tho yearlv average some '.'0,000 jvatonU npplie.1 for 'I wo-thliiu were luuauy gruiiUHi, ami tu others either refused or auiiuot.eii. iu the imtent lawyer wiu only Jiut Uvomlug e tabluluHl as 11 practitioner iu Ihu dlstim Held of tenU. Now thero ait about Jtt.un applications each year. About 'Jil.uk arugrunUsL Many of the device for win letters uiv issuisl an trivial or chiineiicnl so luuk-s that nothing ever come of thei Patouts nro linl now on tvucli of sever, jwrtsof one iiittchine, where lortnerly t' general wtent coveml tlio whole thin This is In vtrl attribute! to the iullueinv lawyer. Many of tho letters now givi 1. for Uunniveiiieiiti liutvud of oriiuai Tier -I!iiw York Suu. AMATEDRS CAMEILVS. PHOTOGRAPHY A RAGE AMONG THE ARTISTICALLY INCLINED. Curious Collection of Pictures OI ialnd In the Slums at Mlilni.lit lit .llexns of the aiaeneslum Flash Ainusi 111 1: ut lor One's Quests. Amateur photography baa become a genu tne rugo every self respecting young ier sou no would keep abreast of the times u w ownet of some sort ot Instrument winch lirtsluc more or less speaking UKenessHj. 01 teen triends and family of everything that 1 vhh and moves or has its Doing within leiise range ot their domicile, not to mention every iiimik and corner of the bouse mere ts van-ely a library table throughout the length and breadth of this clt which is not iaden with dun aud wierd amateur likunervses jt ine tundly-pictures the umuleui regaraii with ollsstul pnde and the family wilu in lulgeul toieratioiL Uut eveii this Joy ol si uviture begins 10 pall on the bolder spirits. mid iheir very latest achievement and d light is tlie (lush light photograph. t'oi those who are untamlllar with this methts! o( melancholy perpetuation it may be ii.ss-s.snry to explain that It includes an ill slauluiit-i'Us leu.se. a detsaive cuuiuro. and cartridges loiuleil with magliesium. Thes carlri.lgos are either t'treil oil" with a inatcn or exilislts lu a pisttit made tor the puri"iJ Witn iti,v iinplemenli' an intuiiUiiieoiis piitnif --Jin l- taken in the pitch dui k. hiiiI the tavorile tad U U- undei the guidance and iiroin-tion of a t.liciiiaii - vim! the slillii- ul midnight and hv tlie ue ol the ud den i.lindiiu; ila-sh ot inagliesiuiii curtridge pps'iiif -triiigi- incidents ot thut quarter tuseu as Uiev "siirrH,! CUKItlUH COI.I.KCTION , iui vscian here- w-ll known, too. hut who 01 i-ts u any publicitv concerning hi! little iiiiiiM-iiient- ha. a curious collection ol pictui"- m. mined in this vuy He is a trieini it ln-ii'loi Hvrnes and hy s(iecinl indul gene nnd undei the twrvinul conduct ot the gr-nl lets-tive wiu- enabled to procure unj negatives that could not t,- duplicated In tin- ouutr He and tlie inpecuir v:ited tin- vi leM dives and, wu iiout the inmnUvf Ik-ihv iiivnre or his purtsso. ne wouio get nc itinera focused, uml without warning. lightning Hash from tils pistol would tlx ll vene ot the plat3. One of the scones mini ipiiltn den is K-culiarly ll"octive, us lie stst in the doorway unnoticed until the nuigi.c- 11111 light Hashed out und cuught the win... picture, with every inmate of the pluce 11, hi natural, unrestrained attitudo 1'hen ire tun tan players in the fuU fury ot lie ritme on soino of his plate dance hull- illled with half drunken and wholly drum.. .. urtitcs knocking their glosses on tlie table 1. ipplause of some salacious ditty chanted 1 . t Uilizcned creuturo whom It Ls Hatterv ' all a woman Without going dow 11 nil. f. niiiiiils ot tho criminal classes, it is p..-,, hioiigh this largo collection of p root let i clear idea of tlieui in then uncoi.-ci... 1 disiiLsnesa. Une ot ttie most remarkable picture-ni- nlliH-tion is one taken, not hv the on ,.,iieot incandescent mineral, but tmprii'n 11 I ne M'lisitive gi'lltme by heaven's ow n t ,. iV'ihi. l)i Hrst began Ins oxK'riineiit .1. -onsiiore last unniuei there came 11 111:' 1 i.itciiv tilackness, with a prodlglou- w 11. ul gicat electrical disturbances, but ' 1111 Carrying the camera out upon i ncli and drawing the slide he waited to; ...-hot the lightning, winch was blinding 1 -intensity A sudden gleam lit the wm.,i .ul us suddenly expired 111 blackness h i.ixhi the slide and carried the plate awi. .11 development. Such a picture as that rn m ikwhi. photographiHi by lightning, pr cnls wits nevei eipialisi It Is like one loios gliustlv phanta-ies AMUSINU D.Nlf'S GL'KSTS Another use ot this Hash photography is t. 1 il ml uiuusement to one's guests. It 1 1 ; i --UHrMsied for the mouieiit the amuttiiir iv iatiouist and the parloi warbler At biea. 'ast. luneheoii and dinner parties the cnuier. man is introduced uml catches a picture the entire scene, the results being di irihutod by mail among the guests a Pe days later It iisisl to be the fiuhion, wliei attending a meal uotuhle iu any way, to se cure the autographs ot tho whole ,urty 01 the back ol ihe menu, but now it is held tai more desirable to have tho likoiieau ot Hi. famous or lHautltul participants, uud that r their natural attitudes, engrossad in conver sjition, und 1101 primly arranged for iurpett attoii. The other night a lot of actors and nrri- - Ilium, Howard Pyie, Itaeher the etcheijj young Sotheru, Bob Hilliard, and more tliiui'' I can recall at the momeiil wuro frolicking III a studio ut a o'clock in the morning w ;V Ibicher suddenly Hasliisl 111 camera 011 t. and tliey are Hxe.1 lorever in the full tide-tW . . . ... . a lark. I he isjttles are like loaves in v uuuu brosit. the air is thick with smoke wreatlK s lllllianl is in the midst ot a good stiry Hid the auditors ull roaring with laughter It tlie most lite like and picturesiiuephot.ygj-aph of allot the many instantaneous px.tires I've seen Auothei was taken at a luncheon given by Mrs Stevens to Miss Paget just Is? fore she set sitil tor Knghiud, mid the young Knglisti beauty was cuught by the camera with tier mouth wide open in a yawn, which she look advantage ol the momentary durk emug of the room to indulge 111 It displays, does that rosy opening, 11 good double rowot sound white tooth, but tre ellivt is verv funny, aud her triends say that her counte nance i even mor on thou caudtd. New York Cor Urooklyu hagly- Ariii) Orders In r.rriiiunjr. In the new regulatiowilfgr the conduct of Held operations of. UijU$hnan army, the careful otserv'WtmiaaIWiStheinuticaJ pre cision of the cAWahiiyaj jJs clearly dis ojeruible The iULatwitq tiu, advance guunl and tbe iMifulWjJiifji mun-hmg army has lioeti varioiJyfePuati by mili tarv witei. "fiKtS?! tendency to strengthen the Vct the rear In the ne IJiMtiiapJSwniWhWMi reversed, the rear guard U'lhlf hWde by" far the strongest, Iwuiise itHHi ksrtfror any suprt, while tho advaiwii'KirKjtal nee.1 of any rt-en fom'nientK,rtMtJ,'H)ytJall back or wait for the main ftto.'YWfiUp II is, however, where ttipvtM. rjKlveii as t4 keeping a IHirtion iil-ihjtill-lvajroii Hie hue ot ouiivli mid (he trvsrtWuijnji's while en rtipte thai thrn wwrjf,!!"? n'iK"al and inter estuig, nuLktHT'hW'tiou of giving an opinion a4wjlfrtHlir, thoir reasouuble nest iHObvtWJjft'.'Jf StudentrtwWtsHW'ry wi tvinemls-r how olien'iiijWwfHhjsyerytliiiig luvonug their IK5',U1"", lU tnoruitttid byyiu,juurvldii without lsvl It is theVJMHwKMliMtrv nml thr iuiii" horstT tif for n th V'UMl give tne innii.ie f sTclmin is nol grvald than thntlir unk mi an unnv 4.MtaXV slowest MS'lioiis cannot mo Nupior 111 Ituular wa KMfUsiorv 01 tlie i en disastrous ellts'U tiMlish ihiIicv ol le givct li rest ot thai pe MV'IIU un l ami then I ,se of prvmaiurt Ittiutof 1 Kverr have been iimii v iiHuie tui. ScitM Mile Aiuencutu fruit of Kxperlence. Llfo Insnranco Superintendent Great Ctrsarl Another flOO.000 goue on Mr. Stnmgman. dead nt 40 Secretary Yes. sir. and the president of the Thirty Mile a Day association is very low We've got foO.UOO risked on him, and then there's Bullyboy, the champion sprinter, jut buried. SUO.lWU gone on him, and wo had f.VK).u00 risked on stroke oars, pedestrians, pugilists, etc all dead within a week "There isn't a moment to loose. Telegraph nil the agents to insure tho sick and dying If vie don't get more Invalids and fewe athletes we 11 be swamped." Omaha World A Tamlly Trunt. HI. 451 Old Kriuud And how ure the boys getting ulon?' Proud Father - Splendidly, splendidly They imtli live in the same town aud bothurr getting rich. lilud U bear It. very glnd. The oldei one. I remember learned the trndu of shot making What is the other one!" "He's a corn doctor "Omaha World. I'lirsot Tliemsel ve. "My bontititul Choolio, 1 uetTer tiro 01 Inking nt your lofely hair!" The young couple sat in tlmilegant parlor ot a hotel, enjoying a tete-a-teto They werp o: their wedding tour Julia Van Sinnkius. t! beautiful Pennsylvania luiirsss, who had mi the distinguished toreijn uobleman. Conn do Bergamol. while on a visit to her frienn 111 the metropolis, had yjeldod to the Impiii slve nrdor with which the i-ount pressed hi -mt. and after a bnet courtship the two wer. married Lite looked blissful uud romautl to the ecstatic young couple, und a futur lull of rose embowered vistas, endless moon light reveries, und the dreamy dolce la mente ot far away tropical Kden.s, who-, existence vvas guessed by Ixith but unspoke by either, rose before their rapturous vision The head of the Iwautil'ul bride rested 00: Hdmgiy on the shoulder of her husbuud, ti-. noble Count de Bergamot. and at tho soun of his voice she looked up. "I nm glad, my dear count," she sai. tint my hair pleases you." Lifting tlie lovulj head from his should tho noble foreigner ran his lingers throng the wavy masses ot her golden hair tor a t.-v moments 111 silence, and then with n delet entml. suggestive niHectlon of voico ho fib scuilv s.iid "Uuvm a shamjioo. slrl" Ib-coveri:c himself as his bride looked u mm w itn a start ot -urpriso he drew In-." his pocket a rathei lean wallet, took 11 lia... note Irom it and handed it to her. "My tear Ch'silia," he said, "let me haf t iiapiuuess rif gilling you my first present o nmii.ouish '" The tan brul'- took the note, looked at th figures that indicated its denoinination, W. ped 111 a mechanical way on thu ceuti. table, and called out 111 a shrill voice: "Ca-a-it-slii" Chicago Tribune. -Imply Ttmt. He w-n ntiparently making a loe lino foi police headquarters His clothes were ton. and soiled, hit whisker- full of cotton bat ting. Ins hands cut and bleeding, und tn. otlicer who met htm promptly exclaimed: "ltight down to the tlrst corner, and then turn to the left. The sergeant will hear your ease." "What ease'" "Don't you want the gang arrested V "For wuutf No one has done anythin me " "Thev Imven'tl Why. I thought from your looks that" "Oh. come ofTI I'm simply moving another house." Uetioit Free Press. llltL An Anniiyliii; Loss. Mistress Why, Bridget. I thought you wore going out this afternoon! Bridget Shure, mum. oud I Intlnded to, but it's not tnesiif that can foind me music roll, bud cess to It I Texas Sit tings. I'lunti und llubles. Doctor I'm at mid you don't tako the baby out doors often enough. Mother Nonsense, She catches cold every time she goes out. Pin sick of this air butb foolishness. "But, my dear madam, you know flowers can't gvt along without sunshine" "Well, Uowers can't get nlottg without wet feet, either." Omaha World. Didn't Catch That Hoy. Gentleman 1 suppose you make as many trips up as down during the day, don't you, sonny New Klovator Boy Yea. sir; In the morn ings when the eople are going to work all the triw is up, and when they close up in tbo afternoons all the trips is down. Judge. In Huston. Customer I would like a pair of trousers. Floor Walker Trousersl Yes, sir. About what price. ir Customer Oh, thrive or four dollars. Floor Walker John, bow this gentleman to the (units counter. Philadelphia Call. A t---dlll IJiivstion, "ror niccoucu. noia iuu oream, lies ! Rvntlemnn who pretends w know w hat to when other n-opio don t. 111 the geutief., u,,rjblo haste in ortler to do all thut klm man tell us hour u let goof the hlxxishwiU to before the abutters ore put up. long enough to get n Hnugrtp ou tbe breatii (HiiiI tsimes out late, bocauso her husband -Minnectxilu Tribune, No I'luv for Style. There ls no bluett where stvld count to liti tli as in the linin of a ooekctboo-, Uanf - vilw urvexo. WAYS OF SHOPPERS. MONDAY THE BARGAIN HUNTERS' DAY IN THE STORES. Vednesdity the Parmer's Wife Comes to Tumi-Thursday the "Ijtily Help" Conies I'ortlt In Her Olnry A Hush on Saturday. "Every day brings forth a difTcrent class of shopijors," said Inspector ICuox, of Bos ton's jiolico headquarter, to a reporter The inspector is one of tho most astute detect! ves of shoplifters and pickpockets In the polico business, nnd, from long habits of observa tion, ho can "si2o up" u crowd with remark able quickness and accuracy lie can usu ally tell at a glance whether a person in a big dry goods store is "straight" or "crook ed." There is something about every thief that "gives hlmuvvay " Notwithstanding tha disguises which they adopt, female shoplifters and pickpockets can never deceive Inspector Knox. The way they act when they meet him is often amusing Tho detective pro tends never to see. thorn, and they at once bejjm maneuvering to ascertain whether ho hss really noticed them. Wherever thero is a mirror or a store window that olfers an opportunity to sco what is going on without looking iiround, tho "siisiocts" strive in in genious ways to study tho insjiector's facu and eyo. Th'olllcer has been too long In tho busl ness to get caught napping in this way, nnd the thief will gradually come to Imliove that he has not lieen observed. It is, of course, the object of tho otilccr to make 11 case against tho suspect, nnd nt the same time ta Ibid out in vv'.wt manner stolen property is likely to bo disposed of. Tho thing then tc be lone is to shadow tho suspect through all the stores which ho or sho may visit, and Hnnlly to tho lair This is n most difllcull thing to do, ns tho thief who has had cxn rieuco will always make anumberof "blull's' at going home, lerhaps calling at half a liozondifFcront places, going in front doors und out back ones, until tho olllcor his lost 1 ho scent. DAY KOK DAIICAI.V HUNTERS. "Mmday." said Inspector Ivnox to tho re porter, "is tho bargain hunters' day. They lKivotaken all tho Sunday papers just to set vlnt they havo got to oiTcr. Tho news and utenry articles havo no interest to them TueJ grab up tho paper as soon ns they gel inter bed buudny morning, undulldav lonp ihey poro over it, reading tho cut dowr ......i, ..I cM-,-0 .I,,.,... .1.. . . I jt.-tiut nut. w, uuaiu-t a, uiesa Jjuuiis, 1IUI1M turijdiiiis, including tin pails and brooms .ml ill the rest, nnd thoycan hardly waitfoi Motay to come, they nro sc itnxious to gel 0 tu. bargain countei's to inspect tho 'mark down.' Monday is u hard day for tho em .'loyo in the stores. Theso eoplo prcdomi :ialo,ind they look over $10,000 worth ol .tun for every dollar's worth thej my. Of courso, thero uro other pe .. ( .. iy that tho burn , Ight way. Soino of the .'..of tores 11s 'hens' and 'ri ie 10111 011 .uouiiuy, uut 1 meat 1 ... , . mat 1110 uarrrain hunter hiu cm nro known ie ifters' und then rsfi'i in life seems to lo to make the c!er;:s i.r?..' Monday niter Monday 1 seo hun .:-en of f.ico. that 1 have not teen for just a s:, nml I know them likoa book. I don't uuosu any of them spend more than tifty cus or 01, but what they don't know on the ibet of bargains isn't worth knowing. ..iV know nil ubout prmta and prices, il .,g don't know anything else. Scmo ol net haven't got over tho old fashion ol yig to beat tho clerk down. Thnt used to .3 10 iavorite pastime gt many estimable Imuiies Irom tho north end. but with tin ilactl Iji-ii jst n methods of doing retail business, it us useless us talking to u stone wall. r i'ut-sday is a better kind of shopping day 'mistresses como out. 1 suoposo thev omo to learn that the bargain huntei ijt have her day, and thero is not nine!' -.jiorc 111 entering into couiietition with So tho 'mistresses' wait until Tuesday, 13tk.cn they .01110 lorth in ell their glory .ijmmv them pretty well now, but thero is, ifr.irse. less samuuers in tins class of cus- r w leva than tkero is in tho Monday set FOLKS niCISI Till: COL'.NTKV edneslay we ox-pert tliocountrv tieonla I'j Sunday pajiers havo by this timo been rel far nnd near, and tho farmer nnd the fjner's wife having rend, marked, learned ;i inwardly digested ab that was therein citnined, harness up, drive to the depot and t3 tram to Boston, with pockets well llllod. lb tho easiest thing in tlie world to tell when 1 to are it lot of country people iu town. 'By clog up tho sidewalks, if they are ul al numerous, nnd they ,-apo inK) window! al liniiv; over counters. . if half bewildered btho rush nnd noise. Ono would suppose fc wheru theycamo so oftn, ius many ol tin undoubtedly do, they would get usedw tl: but then, thero is 11 grent dill'erence bo evn working on a quiet farm and elbowing yir way through Boston's narrow streets, al il' they should come overy week, 1 don'l ii-vo that it would bo possible to get used ttho chango and act like city people. The entry coplo aro good people for us tc hdlo. They nro r.lways polito nnd much tie considerate (nan tho people of the city L tt l. ..tn,..i.. . .', Ill itHtt:u llil-lt tiitvtcatn ciusci, UU, i guard them against pickpockets, to whom y might easily fall victims. Yet I will v this tor mo country housewife: Sh iows how to carry her money a great ileal Iter than tho city woman docs. You novel u country woman going along with along rrow isx'ketbook sticking away out of 1 ip pocket, from which it could bo taken ith the greatest case. I ho country woman olds on to her money as though it bod com ard, and wus going just iu tbo sasio man Thursday brings a remarkable change, is tho Biddies' day Thero is the plain, Ivery day sort of creature, the 'lady help1 om tho UacS bay, ana the nurses, coowi id chamber toilers. Two out of three oi lose tve seo ou Thursday aro servant glrlx hey flood tho stores, looking for dress goodi fovv grades better lliau ineir mistrvsse ear, and they All tho horse cars with th nocltdown fragrauco of their erfumes. ho wives of bolotuou, in all their glory, ero uut arrayed like tomu of these. Tin fnursday class is a generous one in many spects. I don t believe that th") nvcrngt rvant girl is saving much money They ud liberally, and on their day oil they bvo a pretty good time of it. "Friday Is a shopping day which tins no dls- nctive feature- 1 hero ure almost all kiuili f iieoplo out on Friday, and usually, I think, ;tail business Is pretty Saturday is no bamu, only more so. There is u big rush i Saturday, anu a very large amount of oney is suddenly put mio circulation. The lerk gts half au hour oft Just run out aua buy something hi IUS IUIU UlS 0 DU UU lUO WC-CK, id the clerks wire, having got a little r ,'.mm i,im i tinm tn ni.iL-.. i, ...... dIlaM.; before the closing hour, rushes urouiul fr1-1 K , "J; 1110 "y MU must liww ,t.v, ut.v. ,.UN, 11 jj 1UD1 r 1 bout causing lue storeKeejier muc h loss of .tae and tliu away. It U au easy thing fot xple tn Boston wlw are living from band M e 10 n-o iitnv tuuru aro many tnousanus 01 jkiouiu auu " J uoiviumui uvj ittouejr kv 011 rvatutwij, -mwii ueruia.