TELEGRAPHIC SUMMARY. ain Epitome of, the Principal Events Now Attracting Pablic Interest Advices from the Orkney islands report the loss of twenty smacks in a hurricane. At the election in Dakota a majority -of about 3.000 was given in favor of division of the Territory. Gov. Calican, of Mexico, has offered a reward of if 10,000 for the capture of Erachio Bernal, head of a formidable band of desperadoes. The American Baseball Association lias re-elected Wheeler Wyckuff presi dent and Chris. Von dor Ahe, of St. .Louis, vice-president. At Montrose. Iowa, Thomas Ellis, Jr., who was being sued for divorce by his wife, went to her house and shot her fatally. He then killed himself. Mrs. John Evans, wife of a minor in .Scranton, Pa., killed her 5-year old son. Just after her husband had left for his work the woman procured a hatchet and literally chopped the child's head to piece's. The Government of New South Wales offers a reward of $125,000 to American inventors for any process which will exterminate rabbits, which have become a pest throughout Aus tralia and Now Zealand. At Urookville, Kanias, the Lawrence ..hotel, six business houses and three dwellings burned. Four men burned to death. The guests of the hotel wore obliged to jump from the second story windows. Jumping Dog, the Indian who ''burned the agency building at Port Bennett, Dakota, was captured ami lodged in the guard house at lrt Bennett. Ho attacked the guards with a pair of shears, killed two of them and then killed himself. The last mail advices received from Upper Congo say that Tippoo Tib had not yet sent the promised carriers to Stanley's rear guard at Yambuya to convey the stores for Emiu Bey, and that Stanley had proceeded without them. Many of the men had died .from starvation. The farmhouse of Michael Harris, fourteen miles from Wessington, Da kota, burned. The entire family of nine persons were burned to death. Another report says that Mrs. Harris and six of her seven ehildien perished, and that Mr. Harris and the oldtst child, a daughter, escaped, severely burned. A sheriff's jury assessed damages amounting to $2,191,500 against Guz man Blanco, president of Venezuela, in a suit brought by George Wilson, in New York city, in consequence of the revocation of a lease of 1,000,000 acres of land in Venezuela. Judgment for the amount was entered. Blanco did not defend the suit. A gentleman writing from Bavispe, tho earthquake-destroyed section of .Mexico, paints a startling picture of tho condition of the people. Tho en tire town was destroyed, and many were killed. It is s.iid earthquakes were of daily occurrence, except in tervals of two weeks, during which time the people built temporary shan ties. The National Republican Committco decided to hold tho next convention in Chicago, by tho following vote: .Number of ballots cast, 47 ; necessary to choice, 21 ; of which Chicago re ceived 25, Omaha 1, Cincinnati 111, Minneapolis 8. Tho time for holding tho convviition was fixed for Tuesday, the 19th of June. A resolution was adopted allowing tho Tereitorics of Dakota and Washington to elect four contingent delegates in addition to two regular delegates, whose admission will bo decided by the convention. While a passonger train on the Kan sas City, St. Josoph & Council Bluffs road was standing at tho depot at Percival, a freight train ran into it, telescoping tho sleeper and badly wrecking tho rest of the train. A printer named Clarence Wright and a tramp, name unknown, wero killed. There were ten people in tho sleeper, nil of whom wero bruised more or lets. Tho accident is said to have been caused by a denso fog which prevented Ihe freight men from seeing tho pas eenger train until it was too late. A horrible holocaust occurred at "Wausau, Wis. Tho building occupied 4is a residence by Carl llonikel burned, and llonikel and three children per ished. Two other children have since died of injuries, and tho mother is in a seriotiB condition. Firo started in tho kitchen, and tho family doubtless Miffocated before tho flames reached them. The casualty i ono of tho most dreadful that has happened in the vicinity, and what makes it more ter rible is tho discovery that tho lire was of incendiary origin. Tho annual report of First Assistant Postmaster General Sthophenson shows tho number of postollices et tablished during tho past fiscal year was 30JU. JTlio increase in tho whole number was 1543. Tho whole number of postotli ee in operation on Juno 30, 1887, was 55 157. Appointments of postmasters during tho year wero as follows: On resignations and com mfssions expired, 0,8(53; on removals and btispen-ions, 2,581; on death of postmasters, 589; on establishment of . new otlku-e, 3,013. Thoro woro seven states which on Juno dU contained more than 2,009 offices each, as fol lows: Pennsylvania 4.114, X w York 3,248. Ohio 2,831, Virginia 2 355, Illi nois 2.2(3(5. M sjourt 2,117, ami North Carolina 2,110. Tho oxcess oi expen ditures of tho department over rovo nuo was $5,459,103. Tho total nurn bor of postoflioes July 1st was 55,157, bo sides 613 branch offices. OREGON NEWS. Everything of General Interest in a Condensed Form. The county jail at Tho Dalles has no occupant. A $75,000 woolen mill is soon to be erected in Union. Tho U. S. Lighthouse Tender has placed a largo buoy at tho mouth of the Siuslaw. A young man named Wm. McDon ald, residing near Grant, had ono leg badly fractured by being kicked by a horse. A man named Ha?comb had his feet badly frozed on Dixie mountain while driving a band of sheep across to Long Creek. A dispatch from Yaquina says : The gale increased in severity last night, and this morning at 2 o'clock tho stranded steamer Yaquina City parted amidships. Tho Grace Roberts, which was wrecked on Shoalwater bay, was built at Benicia eight years ago, and her carrying capacity was 300 tons. Her owner valued her at $20,000. C. J. Riley, a brakeman on the O R. it N. road, was accidentally killed at Quinn's while uncoupling cars. In some manner he "-tumbled and fell, and a car passed over him, killing him. The dwelling of Mrs. Jane Howell, on her ranch near Centerville, was de stroyed by lire. Supposed to be the work of an incendiary, as no ono was in the lmnso at the time. Loss on house, $2,000. Thirty-two tons oi concentrates from the Sierra Nevada mine have been delivered to the East Portland Reduction Works. The ore is of high grade and will yield quite a sum for tho stockholders. Scarlet fever has taken away thrco members of the family of A. A. Boyn ton, of Camas Prairie, two daughters and ono son, aged respectively 12, 14 and 19 years. Their deaths occurred within the short space of three weeks. The family of Mr. and Mrs. Mayer, of Ashland, have been visited by a triple ailliction. Thero were seven children in the family and three of them died of diphtheria within twelve days. Isadore, aged 13 years ; Morris, aged 12 years ; and Carrie, aged 4 years. A man named Sayers, stole a horse which was hitched on the street, at Albany, and took it to a livery stable, where ho pawned it for $8, represent ing himself as the owner. He then attempted to leave on tho night train, but was arrested and incarcerated in the county jail to await trial. Business men of Lebanon have sent a petition to Representative Hermann, which he presented to Postmaster-general Vilas, asking that a daily mail service bo established between that place and Albany, to bo carried by the Oregon it California railroad. At present the mail is very irregular and amounts to about a tri-weekly service. Machinery for a now stern wheel steamer now being built by Capt. Deskin, of Keno, Oregon, on tho Klamath river close to the California line, has arrived at that place and it is expected that tho boat will be ready for use by Christmas or soon after. It will be sixta feet long by fourteen feet wide, to contain two engines, and will bo used in carrying passengers and freight from tho new town of Keno, about ten miles down the Klamath river to Meganser near Linkville ; and also down tho lower Klamath lake as far as Fairchilds. This steamer will be a grout accommodation to settlers along tho Klamath river down to Keno, which promises to bo a nour ishing little town in tho future, and also to settlers around Klamath lake, on both sides of the California and Oregon boundary line, besides cutting off a long distance for hauling by teams and stages from the railroad to Linkville, Oregon. Washington. Representative Her mann, of Oregon, will introduce the following bills in the House at tho first opportunity : Various bills for river and harbor improvements in Oregon. Bill for a now custom house build ing in Portland, Oregon. Bill for pensioning ex-union soldiers formerly in confederate prisons. Bill providing for tho erection of a life-having station at Yaquina Bay. Bill providing for a life saving sta tion at or near the mouth of the Ump qua or Siuslaw rivers. Bill appropriating sufficient money for improving tho chain el of tho Wil lamette river at Corvallis. Bill allowing second homestead entries where the first entry was never comummatcd. Bill for payment of balance of award to Oregon Indian war claimants, as allowed by Commissioners Grover, Inpalls and Smith. Bill increasing tho salary of tho United States District Judge of Oregon. Bill requiring tho Secretary of War to contract for construction and ma terial in government works on tho Columbia river. Bill establishing a United States Land Office for tho Harney district. Bill providing compensation and in struments to voluntary signal sorvico observers. B.ll for a United States Poetoffico building at Salem. Bill for a United States lighthouso at tho mouth of tho Umpqtia rivor. Bill to authorize tho construction of a railway, wagon and foot-passenger bridge ovor tho Columbia rivor, from LiC imao to the Sandy river. Bill forfeiting the Northern Pacific railroad land grant between Wallula and Portland, Or., and to protect tho rights of settlers. Bill for uahip railway on tho .Co lumbia river at Tho Dalles portage. COAST CULLINGS. "Devoted Principally to Washington Territory and California, Congress is to bo akcd for $150,000 to complete the custom house at Port Townsend. John Somerwell, a well-to-do man of Seattle, W. T., committed suicide. Jealousy is said to have been the cause. Santa Monica, Cal., has been se lected by tho board as the placo for tho new soldiers home on the Pacific Const. At Winslow, A. T., a cowboy named John Taylor attempted to rido into Pago s saloon and was shot dead by tho bartender. At San Francisco, Cal., Charles Howard, a painter, fell from a scaf folding a distauco of thirty feet and received fatal injuries. There are one hundred ami sixteen carter and drayman licenses in force in the city of Seattle, yielding a reve nue of over $2,000. Bv the falling of a tree, tho cottage of Carl Kieser, in the Lakeside addi tion to Taconia, was destroved, ami a small boy had his leg broken. The two-year old son and tho three- year old daughter of J. B. Millington, a well-known citizen of Santa Rosa, Cal., fell into a pool of water near their home and woro drowned. Intelligence reached Oystervillo, W. T, according to an Astoiia paper, that on the, Willapa a man named John Thompson shot and killed a man named Charles Lang. Postmaster Morehead, of Oystorville, W. T., has instructions from tho Post- oflice Department to employ a steamer at $20 per day to carry the mail on Shoalwater Bay till the contractor can bo heard from. Tho body of a miner, whoso name could not bo learned, was found in the Carbondalo (W. T.j mines. 1 he body was standing rigidly erect, indicating that death had been very sudden and probably caused by heart disease. Tho Coast and River Steamship Company sold the steamer Coos Bay, which has until now plied between San Francisco and Eureka in opposi tion to tho Pacific Coast Steamship Co., to the latter Company for $10,000. Captain James Brown and Joseph Anderson were drowned off Santa Oatalina island, Cal. They wero re turning from a visit to tho island when tho rough sea capsized the boat. Brown's body was found on tho beach. At San Francisco an organization has been effected of "Tho Tammany Society of San Francisco." Tho club is composed exclusively of persons friendly to Christopher mickley, and who have confidence in his political sagacity. Mrs. Wm. Carrington, aged 85 years, was found dead from HHphyxia- tion, at han 1 rancisco. Ihe old lady, when she extinguished the gas, evi dently turned tho screw beyond the center, and thus allowed tho gas to escape. It is reported that they havo struck it very rich in ono of tho tunnels of tho Treadwell mine at Juneau, Alaska, They have struck a large body of ore in tho tunnel running on a lino be tween the Treadwell and Bear Nest mines which yields $5,000 to tho ton, md everybody is going wild over the striKo. A quarrel occurred at Red Blufl, Cal., between George Scott, colored, and Bill Edwards, about some chick ens, when Edwards drew a revolver and shot Scott through tho body. Scott then tired at Edwards, shooting him twice, once in the body, and tho second shot sent a ball through Ed wards' brain, killing him instantly. Capt. Larson, of tho wrockod Graco Roberts, tells that ons of tho Oyster villo, W. T., school children found on the beach a hatch cover, and seeing tho mon in the rigging the cute little fellow wrote with chalk on tho hatch covor, to encourage 'the crow, "Boat soon corns, tako you off." and tho cap tain says it did encourage him. A boy working on tho ranch of T. J. Dale, in Northwest Visaha, Cal., discovered tho remains of a man who had been torn to pieces by hogs. His hat, coat and boots wero found also. His skull and other bones worp found in different parts of the Held, and wore stripped of every shred of flesh. The body was, that of James Callahan, who had been on an extended spree, and whoso friends had been looking for him for several days. Owen Falowsky, a photographer, was ai rested at Chico, Cal., on a charge of having obscene pictures in his pos session. A number oi pictures loumi in his gallery wero displayed in the justice's court. Thoy included photo graphs of men, women anu clulclron of Chico in a nudo state, and also photographs of several young ladies of Hitherto respectable standing, in vulgar attitudes. Falowsky pleaded guilty and was sentenced to six months' im prisonment. A Walla Walla dispatch says some years ago a loud explosion somowhoro in tho Salmon rivor mountains shook tho wholo country thoro, and reports of a volcano breaking out and lava flowing over mountain trails aston ished tho country. Tho San Francisco Chronicle and The Oregonian son! re porters thoro but neither could find any traco of a volcano, but wholo for ests wero ablaze. Joseph Baker, of Mount Idaho, an old minor, reports to the Statesman that ho has discovered the scene of tho explosion near some new diggings. Tho country for half a mile around is full of fissures newly cracked, but there aro many others covered with moss, denoting previous explosions A HUMANE EMPLOYER. j How n Nevr York llulnr Man Ilrrorm ltrokeii-UniTii Merchant. , lhi'tiieso men of enterprise frequent ly have novel Ideas, but probably tho 1 most curious mode of conducting trade that has eoiue to light even in this city of odd freaks, is that adopted by a wholeale dealer in notions and dry goods throughout tho country, and his store is probably one of the largest of this kind; but, as his secret was con lideil to me under promise not torrveal his identity, 1 feel bound to withhold it, at the same tiino vouching for the correctness of the story. My friend became acquainted with this merchant's peculiar idea through a business intercourse. A week ago ho entered the store, intending to pur chase some dry goods that had been advertised very cheap. Ashe stepped over the threshold he was accosted by a clerk, who at once attracted his at tention. He was a man pat middle age, with a shabbv-genteel air that was very striking. His face was rather bloated, his eyes blinked and wero red. his hand trembled, and his breath was redolent of strong drink. My friend was amazed, and looked around to see if some salesman of more pre pososin,j appearance would not pro ent himself. To his intense sur prise, of tho half dozen clerks in sight all had the same air of dilapi dated gentility. Before he could col lect his seizes the man beside him had began to inquire as to the particular style of goods he desired to see. His voice, although harsh and discordant, had .-onie pleasing and attractive qual ities, and it was evident that his under standing of the business was thorough. A few days later he met a person who was thoroughly acquainted with the proprietor of the dry -goods store, from wliom he learned tho secret of the salesman's appearance. It seems that the merchant conceived the idea of em ploying as salesmen as many broken down merchants in his line of business as he could find. He discovered that most of the ex-employers who had failed, and whom ho could expect to secure at such salaries as he was willing to pay were men whose downfall was mainly due to intemperance. lie discharged all the sober clerks and employed a new batch of broken down ni"rchaiits. Then ho gathered them all together and told them the conditions under which they would have to work. He first reminded them of their failing and told theiu that they would have to curb it. "Now. gentlemen," he is alleged to have said, "it is not to bo presumed that, inasmuch as you could not keep sober when your own biuiness interests were involved, you will be able under ordinary circumstances to stop drink ing because I want you to do so. Even if you don't get drunk during business hours your bats at night will probably incapacitate you for work the next day. The only way to prevent, that is to keep you from temptation even when you are not actually at work. That will be for your interest as well as for mine. What lam going to do is this:'. I am going to lix up rooms for 3-011 on the top floor, where you can stay at night and sleep. I will havo your meals sent from a res taurant near by and you will bo well fed at my expense. You must not leave this establishment, except with my permission, but I will see that you get plenty of fresh air and out-door ex ercise. I will pay you well ami will expect you to do your utmost to sell my goods just as though you wero your selves the proprietors. At any time you want to quit, of eourso you need only say so. In t.rdor to satisfy your cravings for drink, you will receive regular rations of whisky every day. lly gradually diminishing the quantity, tho grip it has upon you will be loos ened. You can save money and with perseverance you will bo able to give up your bad habits and once more be come respectable members of society." Nearly all acceded to tho conditions. Some have dropped out sineo by break ing tho rules, for tho proprietor is very strict, but most of them have observed them faithfully. A few have been ablo to overcome their passion and have started in business for themselves again. As they drop out, their places are filled by new men. As far as the proprietor is concerned, ho is said to have found it u profitable plan. iV. Y. Letter. Processes of Burglars. Burglary is not usually classed among mechanical trades, but it is neverthe less an "industry" in its peculiar way, and very numerously followed in cities and largo towns. S01110 one a safe manufacturer, we believe has been at tho pains ot compiling a summary of tho processes which burglars employ in the present advanced state of the art. They aro said to bo: 1. Tho driving of wedges into door-jambs, by which tho tenon is forced out of tho packed groove, and explosives inserted around and into the rabbet or stepped flange. 2. Tho application of tho drill on material represented as drill proof metal (?). !! Tho application of the Harris stripper, in peeling plates from their rivet and machine screw fastenings. I. Tlio application of tho Morton pulling wrench, by which lock and bolt spindles are drawn out of doors. . The application of tho Maou rippur, a late and ingenious im plement of burglar", used 011 safes or vaults with Iron surfacas. 0. Tho aj pllcatinu of the powder pump in forc ing explosives around tho jambs of safe doors anil into crevices created by wedging and In tho use of jaekscrews. 7, Tho explosion of dynamite on tho surface of the door, by which tho bolts and bolt frame aro dislodged by cuu cusslon. Doiton Umlgct. , DECLINE OF MANNERS. A rUlm Tlmt Modern Society In n Sound in Tlmt of runner Act. There is a vast amount of twaddlo talked and written about the bad man ners of the period. The critics of our times are however, only tho superficial observers, for manners are as good as they ever were, only thoy are less con spicuous and obtrusive. That positive rudeness from men to women are more noticeable now than formerly, is truo enouuli. This follows naturally the appoaranee of women in tho active con cerns of life. When the gentler sex goe5 into business it must expect to be dealt with on business principles, and it comes into contact with men wluv have had no relations with women aside j from those of their own homes. Men j who are polite at homo and who are well-bred, carry their politeness into 1 their ollices, and the atmosphere ofj many places of business is the better I for the presence of women. But it is also true, that gentle women aro now meeting with more ill-bred men than the used to see in the days of tho "gentleman of the old school." We believe it to be the fact that the class of people from whom we expect fine manners is larger ihau'it ever was. It is also true that the other class is more numerous, and it unfortunately constitutes an important part of the human family. It occurs to us that age and weakness aro as tenderly cared for as they used to be, that there is as much deference to superiority, although there is not so much servility, and po liteness is less elaborate. We certainly would not return to the formal lan guage of compliment that obtained in the last century and thj century before, and, while wo speak or the "gentle man of the old school" with a certain reverence, we do not imitate him, and we would not have any of his traits ex cept tho kindliness and self-respect which are the foundation of all line manners. The excuse for the current criticism of superficial observers is furnished by two classes of tho community. The man who drives a hack and the man who blackens your boots have not the politeness of the old day, simply be cause they have not tho servility. There was no genuineness in tho old fashioned servant of tho people, and there was in tho breezy manners of the old-fashioned fireman. Our hack drivers are quite as polite as the cab bies of London, and as polite as all rudo men will be who feel that they are independent of their employers. We can't consider the manners of tho street when wo are talking' about the manners of the day. Wo must seek our examples among people who protend to govern their relations toward ono another by the code of the polite world. The second class which give an excuse for criticism is composed of tho dudes and Angloinaniaes the people who are the ostentatious members of an osten tations and thoroughly sham society. It is not ploasant, we own, nor encouraging, to hear wide-trousered and large-bustled youth address 0110 aoother as if there wero no difference of sex. "Old Chappie" is well enough in its small way, but "Old Girl" is not well at all on masculine lirjs, for it be tokens a familiarity that Is' damaging to the femininity of the woman ad dressed. And yet even dudes have better manners than they seem to have, and are entitled to much more respect than they receive. Thoy have manly virtues, and underneath their rudo fa miliarity they have elements of good breeding. They aro often kind and charitable, and, in serious matters, they aro considerate. It is trim that thoy havo an insolent toleration for those who are not of their set, but they aro appreciative of tho talents of tho lower orders, whether they bo intellectual or muscular. Tho world can afford to bo amused by tho dude, for, after all, ho does not set the fashion of his time. The bet society of our modern Amer ican life is outside of him and beyond his comprehension, and that society is sound to tho core, and its intercourse is as agreeable and polite as has been that of any previous age. N. Y. Mail and Express. m m SAHARA'S FERTILITY. I'lBUrea Showing tlmt the. flrrnt Iiovert M by No .Menus lliirren. The Desert of Sahara is by no moans entirely barren. In tho Lower Sahara the number of cultivated tracts is in creasing very rapidly, there boing no fewer than forty-three oases in thoOued Rir., which, after a period of thirty years, 13,000 inhabitants, 520 palm trees in full bearing that is, which have been planted more than seven years 120,000 trees between one and 7 years old anil 100,000 fruit trees, while the value of tho dates grown each year average 100.000. Tlio oases of Lag houat and Oiicd-Mi.puid those of Yery villo and Aiu-Saua have 100,000 palm trees, and those of Figuig 110,000, while Mzab, with its 30,000 inhabitants, nearly all shepherds or merchants, cul tivate 200,000. Hub, together with tho Sahara slope of the Aim, has fifty oases, which grow 900,000 palm trees ami jUO.OOO fruit trees. Sout, with a popu lation of 1.0,000, has 160,000 palm trees of the choicest kind and over 50,000 fruit trees. Lastly, tho various oases of Ourgia havo over 400,000 palm trees and 100,000 fruit trees. All those re sults, to say nothing of the trade in wool, tho cultivation of tobacco, veget ables, corn, tho vino and other things grow beneath tho shelter of the palm trees, and of tho raising of ostriches, which it is considered might bo made ns profitable as it U at the Capo, have boon arrived at partly by tho nutlvos and partly by thu French. Chicago Inter Ocean. MISCELLANEOUS. Young Simpkins "If the devotion of a lifetime will prove to you tho strength of 1113- love, Gladys, it shall bo Yours. Can you desire more? Can you " Gladys " That will bo all " Young Simpkins (instinct ively) "Ca-a-sh!" 7Y(- Hits. An ingenious woman is working a novel scheme for getting material for a crazy quilt. She has written to many postmasters asking for a piece of silk, satin or velvet, anil setting forth that sue hopes to get pieces for her quilt from every State in the Union. Tho members of the Moyamcnsing Hook and Ladder Company, of Ches ter, Pa., are mourning the death of Budd, tho dog of tho company. Ho was buried in a neat coflin, wrapped in the Stars and Stripes, and tho truck has been handsomely draped in black and white in his memory. A t,welve-year-old lad living in Maine dreamed that he stood by tho death-bed of his mother in Boston, she then being on a visit to that city. Thirty-three years after the dream was fulfilled, not only as to tho ovont and locality, but as to certain minor details in the chamber of death. Annie K. Moore, of Winthrop, bids fair to be one of Maine' most valuable daughters. In IH8.r, when sho was but thirteen years old, she took tho first premium on butter at the State Fair, and now she has taken the premium at the Eastern Maine Fair for butter made hy a girl not over fifteen years of age. V two hundred and twenty-livo ounce nugget has been unearthed by Chinamen at Hargraves. Australia. Tho news of the find leaked out through tho transmission of it to the mint by Chinese agents. The celebrated Cair nugget of one "wt. was found at Hargraves in tho? year 1852, and recently, a few inilos away at theM iitland bar, a tliO-ouneo nugget was found. t?r- j - kt According to Dr. Lucion Howe, who rend a paper on tho increase of blindness in the United States at tho last meeting of the American Associa tion for the Advancement of Science, the population of this country increased thirty per cent, from 1870 to 1880, and blindness increased during tho sainu period forty per cent., until now wo have with us .lO.OOO blind. Contagion and immigration aro set down as among the chief causes. , Young Charlie Parinalce, of An sonin. C01111., had a tremendous scare the other night. Ho was walking on the railroad track after dark and caught his foot between a plank and a rail at a crossing. While trying to get freo he heard an approaching train. As ho struggled it caino nearer and nearer until, just as he made up his mind for death, the headlight showed him that Ins was on a switch and not on tho main Hue. After the train thun dered by a watchman released him. He. was very lame for several days. James Hughes, ot Lancaster Coun ty. Pa., while eating a banana, on Sat urday suddenly felt a sharp sting on his cheek, and discovered a large, strange-looking bug on tho skin of thu banana. His face began to swell im mediately, and in a short time was swollen to twice its natural size. Tho swelling spread to his neck and breast, and the young man continued in thu greatest agony until tho following Wednesday, when he died. Tho bug is supposed to have been a poisonous in seet of tho tropics that was concealed in the bunch of bananas when it wiis shipped North. A twelve hundred dollar clerk in Surgeon General's Oflice at Washington lias boon dismissed for trying to gull oflice seekers throughout the country. The plan which tho young man adopted was to rout a box at tho post-oll'ieo to receive his mail. Then advertise every where that Tor a fee of ten dollars ho would furnish information how every body could obtain a GovorniinSnt posi- tion. Whenever a victim was found tho young man replied by bending back a copy of the civil service rules. So many wero taken in by tho trick that hud not tho skillful swindler beep de tected by tho postal ollieials ho would have made himself rich in a short time. - Boston Globe. SIMMONS LIVER REGULATOR For all Diseases of the LIvor, Eidnoys, Stomach and Splee-n. This purely vc(;ntiililo pre- Piratlou, now so celebrated as a amlly Medicine, originated In the South In 1HB8. It acts gently on the Howell and Kidney and correct tho action of the I .Ivor, and is, there fore, the t ireiarutiiry medicine, whatever the sick, ncss may prove to be. In alt common diseases it will, un nmiUteil by any other medi cine, oluiot it apcrdy euro. The ItSKiilntor is safe to administer to any condition of the system, and under no clrcum luncrH mil it do liurin. It will invigorate like a class of wine, but Is no Intoxicating bever age to lead to Intemperance; will promote ill Kttlnn, dlsMlpnte livuduclie, mill poimr iilly tone up tho nyiiteiii. The dose Is smalt, not iiiipleaannl, and Its virtues undoubted. No loan of tlino, no lutcr- ritpllon or atoppiigu of InoliicH white taking ths Kcfiulator. Children complaining of Colic, Ifenditelio, or hick. Htonmcli, a tcaspoonful or ' more will give relief. If taken occasionally by D v tlenls exposed to MAUAKIA. will expel the poison and protect them from attack. A PHYSICIAN OPINION-. I have been practicing medicine for twealy yeary, and tiave never been able to put up a yegeubla compound that would, like Simmon Liver Kesu. lator, promptly and effectively move the Uyer to action, and at the tame time aid (Instead of weak ening) the digenive and assimilative Pwer of lh yttem. L. M. 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