OREGON SCOUT. JONES & CHANCEY, Published. MISCELLANEOUS. A jrood reputation is better than all tho wealth of this world Pennsylvania lins more post-offices than any other State in tho Union, 4,116. Now York lias 3,218. A young woman of Holyoko, Mnss., alighted from a train with an clastic bounce, and her false teeth fell to tho platform and noisily rattled along the boards. A citizen of Pittsburgh, Pa., has patented a new method of propelling steamers. He has a working model of a boat in which lie uses the wheels or propelling power of the boat to support it, and claims that by tins devieu ids boat can bo tun at the rale of a mile a minute. The Italian residents of Philadcl phia liavo decided to give an entertain jiicnt on tne lztn ot ucioncr cacti year until 1892 to raiso funds for the erec- tion of a statue of Columbus. The location of the statue lias not yet been determined on. It may lie in Philadel phia and it may lie in Washington. J-Jisasters to o.vesignt are evidently more common than is generally sup jiosed, judging from tho statement that more than 2,000,000 glass eyes are made nnnunlly in Germany and Switzerland. An nrlilicial eye seldom lasts more than live years, tho secretion of this "lands turning it cloudy. Arkanmw Traveler. Potato Salad: One quart of small potatoes, two tablespoonfuls chopped onions, two of chopped parsley, four of beets, and enough of any of the snlad dressings or clear vinegar to make it fdightly moist; to the hitter, if used, add n little melted butter. Keep in a cool place until ready to serve. Boston Budget. Mr. Crimsonbealc "You play the piano a great deal; do you not?" Miss Pussanfeatlior "Yes; I "play at homo n good deal, to drive dull care away." 4,I guess you're successful; aren't you?" wnyr- "won. i uniicrstnnu you drive every tiling olso away. I don't mipposo dull care would want to stay cither! " Yonkers Statesman "What do you think of young llla 7.crP" "He's gone to tho dogs. He's naturally a bright boy, but he's sunk to tho lowest standing." "That's rather sovero." "Vtell, it's merited Ho associates with none but knaves and ewindlers." "How do you knowP" "How do I know? Haven't I been his companion since lie was three feet high?" Lincoln Journal. An evening newspaper in an En glish town, determined to hunt its rivals on tho report of tho great foot race between Hiitcliius and Gent, had its itecotint written up beforehand and put in type, wnn uiuiikh ion lor too name of the winner and other essential de tails, to he tilled in later. Instead of tho ra'o there was a great riot on tho grounds, but tho paper got tho news too late, ami came out witii its report of tho race, blanks and all. A now and very bandsoino yellow water-lily lias been raised from a seed ling, by a French gardener named La- tour Marline. Tho llowers are six indies in diameter, and their color is do pcribed as tho soft canary yellow of tho Tdareehal Mel rose. Two yellow water if i itii . i jinca uavo niiuorin neon Known a pretty North American speeies.of a shy ilowering liabit.aud a Brazilian species, rather (lull in color, lho Garden pro poses that this now one bo called the canary water-lily. Near Lynn, Mass., ono day last week, a liorso lost one of its shoos, and was put into a box stall for tho night. Tho next morning, so relates tho Bee, tho driver, on going to feed tiio horse, found tho animal missing. No one had gono to tho stall, and whom tho horso had gono no ono know. On a search being made ho was found at a black smith's shop, not far from tho stable, waiting patiently for his turn to bo ffliod. The blacksmith staled tluit ho emmo to tho shop by himself and walked in. MODELING IN WAX. Hour, I.lttl by I.lttlc, lho Art Aro Creep- IllLT IlllO ,SllOl unit Home. Ono of tint most interesting of tho' so- called "pastimes" which have of Into been introduced into tho homo circle under tho uamo of art, is modeling in wax. It is not only interesting and amusing; it is instructive. A pound of wax will keep a largo family busy for tho whole evening, and astdo from the often curious results of tho two or tin eo hours' work, there has boon gained an idea of anatomy which the workers worn quite unaware of. It is easier to model a head, such as it is, in wax, than to make a drawing. The light and shade is made with every pressure, and there Is nothing Hat, so that it is a more prolific medium than charcoal and paper. At llrst the amateur produces a rather archaic ob ject, but during tiio evening, after lie lias had a little facility added to hi. hand, ho will discover tjiat ho has been more of an observer than ho Svns con scious of. Ho will also glance up from his work and look .at somo mem ber of tho family to locate tho ear, or oyo, or chin, and so by degrees ho con structs a really good head, and in a week's time is able to obtain a likeness of some member of tiio family. So, lit tle by little, tho arts arc creeping into the shop and homo. It Is by this medium we shall bo able to add morn interest to tho higher and more complete arts, and tho observer who has handled tho wax at homo will bo better ablo to pass Iudgmiitit on a plccoof sculpture than to w -fore lifs "pastlmo'' irlnla at Biotl lin .American Art, ABOUT REFORM SCHOOLS. A. Dlscouriirlnir l'lrlnrn of Tliclr Kvll In lliifiicc Upon Hoy. In the United Stifles arc about sev enty institutions designed fortlie refor mation of young oll'eiiders. Their in mates number more than nine thou sand bovs and girls, Tho causes ol commitment embrace nearlv every of fense, from petty larceny to man slaughter. Tho irteans of ninondniciii employed include not only tho rcmowf of tho offender from tho opportunity o indulging his criminal tastes, but nisi tho teaching of some trade, instruction in tho elementary branches of knowl edge, and endeavor to form an upright character. Concerning tho success of the reform school in the reformation of those intrusted to it, there is room for two contrary opinions. In an exami nation of tlfo convicts of tho prisons of New York, which was ordered bv the Prison Association of the Statu in 1875, it was found thai of tho inmates of tho Sing Sing penitential'', 22.:il percent, had been "refuge" boys. As the usual number of inmates of tin reformatories of New York exceed three thousand, it is plain that tin largo portion of them do not become in mates of prisons within tho State. As to the reforms accomplished, es timates vary from CO per cent, to 76. Hut in these percentages aro included many children who without being vicious, but exposed and homeless, arc received into tho houses of refugo. The proportion, therefore, of -those who have served in reform schools who are afterward convicted of crimes is small, not exceeding !10 or 10 per cent. 1 et statistics indicate that tho influence of those schools in jnipressiiiir evil habits upon a certain class of their boys is exceedingly strong. Of the 22.ai per cent, of- tho Sing Sing convicts examined who had been in these schools, 08 per cent. fifty-one out of lifty-two were habitual crimi nals. Some light is thrown upon the methods by which tins reform school helps to fix the habit of criminality by tiio followinj: conversation between a convict at Sing Sing and an examiner: "Please, sir, may I ask you a ques tion?" asks tho convict. "Certainly," is tho examiner's reply. "Win1 do thovsend boys to tho house of refuge?" "I suppose it is to teaeli them to be better bovs." "That's a great mistake, or they get worse. "How should that be?" "I wouldn't bo hero only I was sent to tho refuge." 'What did you learn tliero that should have caused you to bo sent here?" 'I didn't know how to pick pockets before I went, and I didn't know no fences; that's whore you sell what you steal, you know." " hat else did you learn in tho way of thieving?" I learned how to put up a job in burglary." Another inmate who at the age of seven stole fruit, and was sent to a re form school at Alhany for nine months; at eight was found guilty of petit lar ceny, ami sent to the house of refuge; at twelve was committed to a, juvenile asylum, and escaped throe times m firtir days; and three other times lie lore reaching his majority was sen tenced to reformatories, and who be tween the ages of twenty-one and forty one nan neon committed to prison no less than ton times remarked to tho examiner: "1 never learned a thing in my life in prison to benefit me outside. The house of refuge is tho worst place a boy could be sent to." Why so?" 'Hoys aro worse than mon; 1 boliovo boys Know more mischief than men In tho house of refuge I learned to snoak-tliiof, shop-lift, pick pockets and open a lock.' 'How did you got an opportunity to learn all this?" "There's plenty of chance. Thoy learn it iroin eacfi other when at piny." In respect to the evil inlluonce of tho reform school upon certain boys, it is, moreover, worth while to refer to tiio experience of one of tho most learned and humane judges of the Su premo Hunch of Maine. Heforo his court was brought a boy who had, evi dently in a tit of extreme rage, shot ids father. Ho had, so far as known, borne a good reputation, and was a church member. He pleaded that he believed the gun was not loaded, and only intended to frighten ids parent. Tiio jury returned a verdict of guilty. Never before, confesses tho Judge, did ho spend so many sleepless nights in determining upon a sentence. It lay in ids power to commit the lad either to the reform school of the State dur ing the remainder of ids majority or to tho State prison for a term pf years, lie chose the latter alternative, and on tho ground that in tho reform school lie would learn certain vicious and criminal habits, which would probably render Ids whole life criminal and vicious. In the prison, separated from other convicts, lie would ho in less peril of contamination. Having solely in view the interests of the bov. tho Judge decided that the disgrace of being a State prison convict was less perilous than tho danger ot education in'ovll which the baser members of tho reform school glvo their purer asso ciates. Itov. Charles i', Thwing, in Harper's Magatine. "What is .that big iron tiling full of holes?" asked Laura. "Locomotive lioiler," said Tom. Laura looked very thoughtful. After a moment's silence the asked: "Why do they boll locmno lives?" Tom looked amazed. "To tmiSie Ilium tender," .ha nald, slowly. THE UBIQUITOUS JEW. Ills Iteiimrhalite Adaptability to All C1I- ItllltvH 1111(1 Cullllllilllll. It has been frequently remarked that tho Jewish rnco has a wonderful power of adaptation to all climates, Jews are found in nil parts of tho globe and seem to possess a romark- alilc facility for acclimatization, even under the most unfavorable circiun stances. Mesopotamia is considered tiio mother country of the Abrahnniie family, as well as tho cradlo of tho human race. Somo years ago a small colony of Jews were found in tho nn eient city of Sonntr, in tiio south of Mesopotamia, and in the city of an cient Habyfon. Of tho seventy fam ilies composing the colony, one claimed to bo descended from King Joachim, tho rest from tho house of L'vi. A colony of Jows appear to have settled in China about tho begin ning of tho third century of the Chris tian era, under the dynasty of Han. In 1701 Father Gonzani, a Roman Catholic missionary, found seven Jew ish families near Pokin. In 1080 a Portuguese Jew of Amster dam, named Ue Pavia, discovered a sect of Jews in Cochin Cliina. Ac cording to a tradition preserved among thorn, thoy were descended from a Iribo of Jews who had quitted Pales lino on tho destruction of tho second temple. From their long rosideneo in Cochin they had become completely bronzed. These arc not tho same a the Malabar Jews. The Jewish trav eler Henjaniiu, sometimes called Huii jamin II., discovered a colony of J.-ws, uvidently of Persian origin, in Hin. ,l st mi. Thoy were known as "H by loiiian Jews," on account of their hav ing migrated from Babylonia. They observed tho essential rites of Juda ism, and strictly avoided inlermarriage with other sects. In tho beginning of tho seventeenth century a Jewish col ony settled in Cayenne, in tho West Indies, one of tho most inhospitable climates in South America. Cayenno was s il s sqiiently con quered by the French, who made it a penal settlement, and tho Jewish col ony was forced to retire to Surinam. Notwitlis anding frequent persecu tions, Jows aro still found in Persia, more especially to tho south of tho Caspian Sea, wliero tho soil is very fertile but. the climate very unhealthy. The principal city is Halprosh, whore about one hundred and fifty Jewish families reside in almost complete! iso lation. Thoy trade with their brethren In Great Tartnry, and aro engaged in I ho wool and silk trade or in tho salo of citrons. They, too, trace their ori gin from tho Hiiybyloniaii captivity, for, according to a tradition still possessed nnioJig thorn, their an cestors settled in Persia in the time of Nebuchadnezzar, and did not respond to the appeal of Ezra to return to Pal estine. Their mode of life resembles that of the Persians in general. They hold tho beard in high esteem, and ivonr long, flowing robes. Thoy have several synagogues, and obtain scrolls of tho law from Hagdad. The cele brated African traveler, Mungn Park, found a colony of .Jewish families in the heart of Africa, about eight liun- I rod miles from tho coast. It is no loubt this peculiarity of tho Jewish race which induced a French writer on "Medical Geography" to express tho opinion that: "It is questionable ivhether tho crossing of human rariotios confers on (lie issue joiistnnt advantages in relation to die species; forj tho Jewish race looms in a wonderful manner capable )f adapting itself to every change of sliinate, while others aro scarcely able lo boar the least change." The Jew is found in every part of ;lie world; in Europe, from Norway to rsibraltar; in Africa, from Algiors to Capo of Good II po; in Asia, from Cochin to tiio Caucasus; from JalVa to I'ekin. He has peopled Australia, and 'ins given proofs of his powers of ac climatization under the tropic, whore people of European origin have eon it nut ly failed to perpetuate thorn lolves. Jewish World. WITH A CAR-TRACER. 1 Clillil Who Hum Traveled Tlioii-tiinils of .Ullii-t on Kjtllro.uU. "Yes, sho has bqou my traveling ompanlon ever since, sho was nine months old," said James Elrieh, at a railroad s ation iu Pennsylvania. II 'lad reference to his six-year-old laughter, a bright-eyed, vivacious lit tle girl, wlio stood near by. "You see, am a car-tracer. My home is at i'lir Wavne, Intl., and I travel all over the United bintos In search ot cars sent out by our company, and .vhieh aro hut or not accounted for on )tir books. M.- little daughter was not in tin host of health, and I thought travel would do her goo I. She im proved gradually, and now enjoys this life, liiir home is virtually on the cars, fcoiuotiinos she sleeps in a par- r ear, and at other times In a freight :ir or a caboose, every tiling depend ing on where wo aro going or on what road wo are. My business lakes me all over, and, of course, 1 hove passes over all roaiK My passes aro for one, but tho conductors don't say any thing about tho child. Wo aro privileged to board any train, and wo can niako ourselves tit homo most anywhere. o have slept in cold, dingy stations when it was necessary. Sho has never boon 111 a day, although subject to all sorts of changes and all sorts of weather. Sho makes me very little trouble, and for ono so young she Is able to take the host of oa iu of herself." The youthful traveler Is a bright, pretty child, very clean and tidy, hap py, and has traveled, iu bur brief ctmior, thousand of miles, .V. Y. Sun. MAGNETIC SURPRISES. rmnhi l'laypit by Klectrlclty on n Hop, DiMt-l'nti mill it Dinner-I'ml, A gentleman who is tiio owner of young wetter dog is bringing him up iu tho way that a dog should go, accord ing to the ethics ot boionion; nay, more, ho ha spoiled tho rod, in fact, several rods, while his puppvsliip ev dently thought that he was sharing tho fate of tho flagellant. Ho is also a skilled amateur machinist, and dm ing leisure evenings employed his timo in making a unique collar of polished iron elates, elaborately fashioned and then nickel plated. Oil' of the methods of instruction consisted in guiding tho dog iu the elc mcntarv stages of certain evolutions by inserting tho point of a whip under tho dog s collar, and bv tho slight pros sure exerted one way or tho other tench him the desired movement; in tiiis manner the motions of tho dog became responsive td a slight pressure on t ho neck, such as is often' seen iu cavalry horses and other saddle horses, ex cept those in tho eastern part of tho country, where thoy still retain tho old method of guiding saddle horses by the bit. Tho other evening our friend entered an electric-lighting station, aecom panicd by tho dog. when it was noticed that the dog was moving sidewiso toward a dynamo and at the same time exhibiting symptoms of the most aujcr fear, and ids master, divining tho cause, pulled the dog away just as lie was almost in juxtaposition to there volving armature of a Brush dynamo, Tho dog had been tr n- to his training and obeyed the sligii1 pressure on Ins neck caused by the a traction which the field magnets exerted upon ids collar A mishap illustrating human stupid ity in the same manner that this showed brute intelligence occurred in the same station a few evening earlier. Thu manager of this company is extremely strenuous on tho point of keeping the station in perfect order: m fact lie reputed to bo "poison particular. " On this evening ho was showing somo vis itors over the station, when a new man while passing the other side of a dyna- no witii a dust-pan full of sweepings. .suddenly, with a dexterous turn of the wrist, throw the contents over the party and as the honest Gorman laborer throw up ids hands iu astonishment, the mag uetic attraction completed its work. drawing tins dust pan completely oil" his hands, and it became transfixed to the field magnets. And this is the reason why this sta tion is equipped with brass dust-pans and the advice is passed along to all electric light stations. Hut this article, liko most affairs mundane, must lead either to the table or tho church. And it shall Do tho former, for a correspondent at St. Paul sends us an account of tho woes of laborer passing tho dynamo with dinner-pail, seeking a cool place for dinner, when the magnetic attraction uddeiily twisted the bottom of the pail and upturned tho whole contents upon tho floor be.) ond recovery. Electrical Review. LESSONS IN ETIQUETTE. How it Detroit Kitchen I.aily Astonished n Hook AkchI. "Madame," ho began, as tho door opened, "I am selling a new book on Etiquette and Deportment." "O, you are!" she responded. "Go down there on the grass and clean the mud off vour feet." "Yes, 'em. As I was saying, ma'am, I am sol "Take olf your hat ! Never address : strauge lady tit her door without re moving your hat." I os iu. isow, tnen, as i was sav- "lake your minus out ot your pockets! No gentleman over carries Ids hands there." "Yes' in. Now, ma'am, this work on Eti " "Throw out your cud. If a gentle man uos tobacco ho is careful not to disgust others by tho habit," "Yes' in. Now, ma' tun, in calling your attention to this valuable " "Wait! Put that dirty handkerchief out of sight and use less grease on your hair. Now you look half way decent. You have a hook on Etiquette and De portment. Very well. I don't want it. 1 am only the hired girl. You can come iu. however, and talk with the holy of tiio hou-io. Sho called mo a liar this morning, and 1 think she needs something of tho kind." Detroit Free Press. A Pretty Hard Crowd. "Farmers must bo a dreadful im proper set of men," remarked Mrs. MeSwilligon. "How do you niako that out?" asked lior husband. "Why, they shock ovon whoat and corn." I'iltsbnrgh Chronicle. Likes and Dislikes. "I s'poso you liko custoinors that pay us they go," said a suspicious party as lie registered Ids mime. "Yes," replied t ho hotel clerk, "if they've got baggage; if they haven't, we liko 'm to pay as thoy come. Two dollars, please." X. Y. Sun. m In San Francisco tlioro aro four jour nals regularly published in Chinese characters. Hy the Chlnoso method a good printer can produce only four hundred sheets a day. Five days' work, therefore, is required to print an edition of ono thousand copies.. The journals are printed witii black ink upon single -lioets of wldto paper, except on tho Chinese Now Year, whon the printing is done with red ink or upon rod paper. Printers' Hogister, I it not better to work and win than to play and lose ? CARAVAN TRAVELING. Tim Mot Knjoynlile nuil Itoninntlo Way of SirehiK a Country. A FrcnHt friend of mine lives near one of those pretty shady avenues of tvos that aro common on tho outskirts of French 'owns, and often in the morn ing he walks out in tlat direction. One day his citriositv was attracted by a caravan that sought tho shade there, The horses were unharnessed ly a serv ant, anil tho master came out of the vehicle and looketl around him with tlie oyo of a stranger to the locality "I here is something about that cara van," my friend thought, "that seems unusual, and I should liko to find out what it is." Impelled bv this desire, lie entered into conversation with tho owner, who was immediately recog nizable as a gentleman, and my friend being of tho same class they soon became communicative, as French people will when tliev have not made up their minds to lie rigidly solemn and reserved. Hie owner of the caravan was M. lo Cotnto do H., tho horses were Ids carriago hors-os, the man was ids groom, and Mine, la Comtesse was inside t ho house on wheels, occupied in cooking tho de jeuner. They remained in that place twenty-four hours, and my friend be ciimo almost intimate with them. Thoy both said that of till the varieties of traveling this was what thoy most en joyed. It had begun by tin attempt to explore some part of the country whore the inns were bad. but since then they had come to prefer tho caravan to nn inns whatever; and. in fact, there were two or three excellent hotels in the town they were then visiting. The cara van was arranged with great skill, so as to give good accommodation in a restricted space, and the servant was provided for by a sort of tent, not setup separately on tho ground, but belonging to tho habitation itself. Looking at this arrangement from a practical point of view it might be thought that with a lady on board it would be desirable to have a second caravan with serv ants. That, however, would involve a great increase of expense. Yet tho continual expense would not be great, as the extra pair of horses might bo hired for the excursion only. One of my friends, who knew that I wtis interested iu every tiling concern ing independent travel, told mo of a moving establishment ho had met with in Italy. A rich Italian nobleman traveled witii four caravans of commo dious size ami admirably contrived, each drawn hy a pair of line horses. On arriving at a halting place for the night tho vehicles were placed in the form of a hollow square, ami tho place so inclosed was covered in witii a can vas roof. This made a sort of central hall, in which tho owner and his family dined in great state, the caravans serv ing as bedrooms. Now, although this may seem an extravagant way of trav eling, it is, in fact, merely an unaccus tomed wav of employing a rich man's establishment of hor.-es and men. The extra expense involved by this particu lar employment of them need not be extremely onerous. G. I', llamcrton, in Longman's Magazine. ADVICE TO MOTHERS. X Slmplo Vet lCHVi-tlvH Wuy of ISreukliiir Up the Ituhy's Colli. When I find baby has taken cold, not so feverish and sick as to require pack ing, which ono dreads to do because of the increased danger resulting from any exposure afterward, out a smart cold in its first stages, with red eyes and running nose and stuffed head. I take tho little one in my lap several times through the day, and again at bed-time, and, removing boots and stockings, rub the little feet soles anil tops and ankles with sweet oil, or goose oil, ami then heat them long and well before an open lire till tho skin will absorb no more oil. Then I bathe and rub tho little bared back from neck to hips, especially along the spine, with oil also: shielding baby's back from cold drafts, and let ting the warm rays of fire light and heat it just right, eluding and thoroughly heating till skin will absorb no more oil. Wrapped in flannel and tucked awav in her warm nest for the night, baby often wakes in tho morning with but little trace of hor cold. If there is hoarseness in connection with other symptoms of an oncoming cold, for a simple remedy I like to give baby boiled molasses with a bit of but ter or sweet oil or lien s oil, in it, or a few toaMioonfuls of onion syrup made of sliced onions and brown sugar, which helps soothe the throat and clear the bowels, carrying away, perhaps. the aggravating source of the cold, Clarissa Potter, in Good Housekeeping. Rich Tunisian Jewesses. The opening of tho Suez Canal has made its mark on Malta. It being a great port of entry as well as a coaling tation, foreigners from all parts of the East make it a rendezvous. Of a line evening can bo seen lurks, Greeks. Armenians, IVrsians, East Indian na bobs, and many other nationalities. flio most pioturosqito costumes were those of some Tunisian women (Jew esses), dressed iu a fabric of fiiiestrlped silk of various colors, bound from the inklos each log separate to tho waist: then a sort of vest, with sleeves of tho same material, in place ot a bonnet, a species of skull-cap was worn. Thoy had tied from Tunis, as thoy wore im mensely wealthy, and attempts had been made to carry somo of them oil Into captivity for tho sake of a big ran som. Sionio time alter their arrival many of those ladies assumed the- Emu- ean iires, ami thoy wore really a nice ooklng class of women, who would make many a Saratoga hollo blush with envy. I ho mains, as a class, wore a line, iinbio-lookiiig lot of men who wore tho Turkish dfuss. includim.' tbti fea. Malta Letter. DESPICABLE. TOADIES. Un-Atncrlriiti AiiiitIciuh Vt'lio Are a DIt gmcn lo Their Country. There is a certain class of pcoplo who, though by birth Americans, aro Americans in no other respect. To tlicin Europo is the Mecca of their social world, and its iut-af-clb6w3 aristocracy the gods of their idolatry. Abroad they apo tho inannors of their unworthy models; at .home, nothing has a value to them unless it boars a ' foreign trade-mark. Could Europo take them completely olf our bauds, wo should hav) littlo causo for aught save thanksgiving; but, unfortunately, liko tho traditional bad penny, they return, to our shores to disgust us with their' un-American ways, their assumed -importance and their stupid champion ship of obsolete ideas of caste. Tho fair famo of our bclpvcil country suffers in tho eyes of Europeans through these people, nnd it is no wonder that tho nanio American becomes almost a reproach through being borno by such unworthy representatives. If there is ono thing that exalts this country above all oth ers it is that horo individual mental and moral worth aro alono tho pass ports to distinction, and tho mere ' ac cident of birth can not. dignify tho mental poverty of tho imbecilo or gloss over the moral doprivity of tho profli gate. This it is that gives our beloved, country prc'ominonco over all others, and it is her guarantee of attainment to still greater glory. The true Ameri can honors his country and himself in emphasizing by word and act ids ad herence to tho principle of tho indi vidual worth as the only just standard of tho man, while the un-American, shallow-paled creatures, whoso eyes aro blinded b3 tho mere glamor of a. title, only invito tho ridicule of thoso to whom thoy toady, and cast discredit: on tho country to whoso traditions thoy are recreant. Jioston -Budget. Smith 1 say, JJumley, you havo had somo experience in love affairs, and 1 wan your advice. There is a pretty little widow iu Harlem whom I devotedly love. In paying my ad dresses how often ought I to call upon her? Diimlcy Sho is u widow, you say? Smith Yes. Dumlcy Seven nights in tho week, my boj', with & Wednesday and Saturday matinee. Epocli. Kidney Liver Medicine KisrEit jaroirx to f.uz. CUKKS nil Diseases of tho Klilnoyn. 1.1 vor, ltladder, mill Urinary Orpransv Dropsy, Grnvol, Diabetes, Ilrlglit's. Disease, l'alns in the Back, J.clns, or Side; JCetontloii or Kon-ltotcntloii of Urine, Nervous Diseases, Female 'Weaknesses, Kxccsscs, Jaundice, ISJIlousness, Headache, Sour Stomach-.. Dyspepsia, Constipation, and IMles. HUNT'S REMEDY CUUES WHEN ALL OTHER UEDICIWES' KAIL, as It acts directly and at once on the Kidneys, Liver and ISovrela, restoring them to a healthy action. HUNTS IlEMEDT U a safe, Buro, and speedy euro, and hundreds har been cured by it when physicians and frlende had given them up to die. Do not delay, try at onco HUNTS IlEMEDV. Send (or Pamphlet to HUNT'S REMEDY CO., l'rovldence,. K. I Ask your druggist for HUNT'S JtKMKD V. rako no other prinG umorj, Doclor Knowles, of New York, writes ; I have prescribed PAKDEK'S IIEMKDY I two casus of old" ulcers of lotifr standing, and thoy healed f n u rcnmrkably nhort time. I nlso directed u patient who was suirorini; with syph ilis lo use PAKDEK'S KK.MKDY. and was sur prised at the rapid cure. Thomas writes: Gardenow, of Kansas, Send mo two more bottles of PAKDEE'S KEMEDY. I was unfortttnato In contractlutr a loathtotiio blood diseaso over a year uro, and tried all the wolMcnown blood ptirlnern without success. I took, threo months ai;o, Six Dottles of PAKDEK'S KEMEDY. and am entirely tu ed. I want the two bottles for a friend of mltia who has Kot the slis, aa I know it mil surt-ly cure hlru. V v