MR. AND MRS. BOWSER.
KtII KfTectt of n Kuchre rarty " the
Sweet-Tnnpered Hen it of the Family.
I would not lmvo tho world get tho
impression that Mr. Bowser is not a
kind-hearted and loving husband.
True, thero are times when ho is blunt
spoken and inconsistent, but there are
other times when he is an angel. For
instance, ho camo homo the other day
with a very tender smilo on his face,
kissed me in an unexpected and vigor
ous manner, tickled tho baby in the
ribs, and then exclaimed:
"Guess what it is, Mrs. Bowser?"
"What?"
"What's in this parcel."
I couldn't guess, and after teasing
me for a few minutes ho put his arm
around me and chuckled:
"It is for my popsy-wopv-wifcy,
and I had 'cm send to' New York for
it! Give me a kiss right on the chin?"
It was a lace collar, and tho price
mark of $22 had been carefully loft on
it. I tried hard to keep a smiling face
and not let him see iny disappointment,
and I succeeded pretty well, lie had
gone to some establishment where they
had put up a job on him. I could have
bought that s.uno collar for five dollars
when it was in style, and now tho
style was two years old. They simply
pretended to send away for it, and
they charged him twenty-two dollars
under the idea that he was some coun
try widower. I felt like crying, but
managed to say:
"Now, dear, how good and thought
ful of you! You are the best of hus
bands!" "Of courso I am, my pet. Didn't I
marry you for pure love? And isn't a
loving husband one of the best of hus
bands? We are to go over to Sykoffs
to-night to a progressive euchre party,
and I got tho collar just in good time.
You'll 1)0 the envy of all the ladies.
Hip-la! Nicest little wife and prettiest
babj' in the world!"
I wanted to get out of wearing that
collar without, injuring his feelings,
and so I sent mother down to exchange
it. She could lind nobody to take it,
but brought home one for four dollars
which would do very well, considering
that I am a plain woman and never at
tempt any stylo. Poor, dear Bowser
couldn't tell the diflerenee, but when
he saw me with it on ho patted me on
the head and observed:
"Ah! ha! little sweetness, but may
be 1 haven't got taste and don't know
what becomes you! Now you look like
a lady! Now you have some style
about you! And just remember that I
selected that pattern!"'
I praised him and called him my
dear Bowser, and ho went about the
house looking so happy that the cook
finally came to mo and whispcringly
inquired:
"Have you telephoned yet?"
"To whom for what?"
"To tho police!"
"What for?"
"To bo on hand in caso ho becomes
dangerous. I'm expecting every min
ute when he'll give a grand yell and
rush for tho axe and chop us to
pieces!"
"Why, Sarah, nothing ails Mr.
Bowser."
"Well, I hope not I hope not. but I
shall leave tho back door open and bo
prepared to run. When some folks
are on the point of ;oing crazy they
smile and grin and act up just as ho is
doing to-day."
Asa rule, when I am getting ready
to go out with Mr. Bowser he jumps up
from tho supper table to give his boots
three rubs with the brush to wallop
his hair with the comb for fifteen sec
onds to rub his plug hat on his
elbow, and then to begin on mo with:
"Come, now, but we shall bo late! I
.never saw how long it docs tako you to
get ready! I suppose you'd want to
stop and prim) and paint and fix and
look just so nice if you were going to
bo hung!"
This evening ho took twenty minutes
to get himself ready, and then sat down
to his cigar and said:
"No hurry, dear! Take all tho time
you want to. If wo happen to bo late
I'll telephone for a coupo to tako us
over."
On the way over foSykolY'sMr. Bow
ser put his arm around me. and lie
kissed the baby before wo started and
he said to the cook as wo went out:
"Sarah, if your John Henry comes
around this evening you can open a
bottle of that wine, and tell him I'll
pay the preacher when you aro ready
to bo married."
I would that I could continue tho
record of Mr. Bowser's good ilcods a
few hours longer, but I must stick to tho
truth. Tho evening was not half over
when I observed a chango on his face
and realized that somothing was
wrong. Wo had scarcely left tho house
after tho party broke up when he gave
my arm a pinch and exclaimed:
Now, then, I want you to under
stand that this is tho last infernal
euchre party you will over drag mo off
to."
"Why, doar. what's tho matter?"
"Don't why dear me, for I won't
stand it! You looked like a basswood
stick and I felt like a fool, and wo had
no business going!"
"But you wanted to go."
"'0h! I did! Perhaps you aro a mind
reader! If so, you had hotter start out.
and run opposition to Bishop! You
know I consented to como just to ac
commodate you, but I don't do it
again!"
"But you were so good-natured all
tho afternoon."
"I was. eh! Well, that shows all you
know about it, and I won't speak to
you again to-night!"
And ho didn't. Detroit Free Press.
THE CITY OF MEXICO.
Remember that your father was also
a man and bo charitable.
Statistic Itclntlng to the Population nnd
ltimlncm of the Mcxlcnn Capital.
It is difficult to get statistics of Mex
ico, and oven tho population of its cap
ital has for years been a matter of con
jecture. A Mexican linn. Messrs. Pridu,
Navarro & Co., some time ago took a
contract to get statistics of the City of
Mexico. They make tho population
out to bo 292, 71 C. They furnish also
the following particulars: The City of
f(ivtf rwn i i r i ? 1)70 Ktti liltm.? imIh.I
pat s?lM,733,000! These figures do not
include public or Government build
ings, churches, private hospitals, etc.,
which would greatly increase both the
number anil value of edifices. Thero
arc in the city 7,047 commercial and in
dustrial establishments, of which the
following aro the most important as to
numbers: 1,072 tobacco stores, 831) gro
cery stores. G70 pulque stands, M4 li
quor saloons, 390 restaurants, 275 but
cher simps. 190 bakeries. 141 grain
stores, 130 barber shops, 118 tailoring
establishments, 171 carpenter shops,
174 shoe stores, 88 blacksmith shops,
79 drug stores, G8 hardware stores.
fG printing offices, 6,r bath houses,
72 dry goods stores, IS banks (char
tered and private), and IG cafes. Tho
7,047 commercial and industrial estab
lishment pay an annual municipal tax
of $I4,7.)S. Besides tho National
Monte de Piedad, or Government pawn
shop, there are seventy-three pawn
shops in the city, representing a capi
tal of 483,872. In tho second half
y;ar of lSSii these houses loaned the
sum of $1,333,796 on pledges of all
kinds, on which an average monthly
interest of 12J per cent was paid, and
for tho same period they paid a total
tax of $1G,G72. There arc nine cotton,
three woolen and seven paper factories
in the city and its suburbs. Thero aro
316 schools and colleges in tho city,
with 712 male and 469 female teach
ers, and an average daily attendance of
12,775 boys and 10,385 girls, or a total
Tlaily average of 23,160. Fully one
half of the above schools aro supported
by the Federal and municipal Govern
ments at an annual expense of $816,
840. Among theso educational estab
lishments should be mentioned the
Academy of Fine Arts, tl,o mining,
engineering and medical schools and
tho military, law, commercial and
agricultural colleges, where all who
desire, irrespective of religion, nation
ality, race, color or social condition
may obtain good education and learn
some trade or profession free of charge.
Thero aro thirty-two lines of street
railways in tjio city, besides eleven
others which connect with suburban
towns and live trunk railways entering
the city from different directions.
Chicago Tribuvf.
An Ohio man sold his dog to parties in
Indiana, 280 miles away. An accident
blinded the canine, but he started for his
old home and reached it in ten days' trav
eling, and without being able to Bee a
tiling.
THE BEGINNING OF TFE END.
The beginning of disease is a slight debility
or disorder of some of the vital organs, the
stomach, tho liver or tho bowels usually. There
arc dyspeptic symptoms, the liver is trouble,
some, the Bkin rowB tawny and unhealthy
looking, there aro pains in the right side or
through tho right shoulder blade. Tho climax
is often an utter prostration of the physical en
ergies, perhaps a futal tbstie. But if the dllll
culty is met In timo with Hostetter's Stomach
Hitters, which is always Directive as a remedy,
and it should be re6ortcd to at an early stage,
there will bo no reaton to apprehend those in
jurious subsequent cH'cots upon the system
'often entailed by entirely cured diseases. Kar
better 1b it, also, to employ this safe remedial
agent in fever and ague, and other malarial
complaints, than qulnlno and other potent
drugs, which, even when they do prove ellVot
ual for a time, ruin tho stomach and impair tho
general health.
Six million dollars' worth of Anicriern
agricultural machinery have been sold in
Germany in the past ten years.
THE BRAND ON GAIN
Was not more fearful than are the marks
of skin diseases, and yet lr. Pierce's
'Golden .Medical Discovery" is a certain
euro for all of them. Blotches, pimples,
eruptions, pustules, scaly liwuntalioiis,
lumps, inllamcd patches, salt-rheum, tet
ter, boils, carbuncles, ulcers, old sores, are
by its ube healed quickly and permanently.
To remove tar and paint from cloth, rub
well with spirits of turpentine or benzine.
Z. T. Wright, Portland, has the West
iughouse Thresher and Engines.
TRilE ESTIMATE OF VALUE.
Remember that when we assert the
value of BitANimi.'TH's Vuah wo at the
same time refer you to thousands, of testi
monials we have published supporting all
and even more than we claim. The best
evidence of their value lies in these testi
monials. The Pn.1.8 have been In use in
this country forover tifty years andin that
time have surely been well tested. Wo
never heard complaint of them. They are
harmless, being vegetable, and always do
their work well.
For the best and cheapest lubricating
oils, send to Z. T. Wright, Portland.
If you want an engine, send to Z, T.
Wright, Portland.
Try Germea for brcakiast.
Cuticura
a Positive Cure
for ?V?rV form, of
OKinandtJiooa
55- from
PiriPLES to Scrofula.
OKIN TOItTUHKS OF A LIFETIME IN
U stantly relieved by a warm bath with Cuti
cura SOAl", a real 8kln Ucautiller, and a single
application of Cuticura, the great Skin Cunj.
This repeated dally, with two or three doses of
Cuticura ItKsoLVK.VT.theNewUlood Puriiier.
to keep tho blood cool, tho perspiration pure
and unlrriuttng, the bowels open, tho liver and
kidneys active, will speedily cure.
Eczema, tetter, ringworm, psoriasis, llehen.
pruritus.scall head.dandruir, and every species
of torturing, disfiguring, ltching.Bcaly and plra-
J)ly diseases of tho skin and scaln, with loss of
iolr, when physicians and all known remedies
fail.
Bold everywhere. PriccCuncuRA.SOc.; Soai
25o.; Resolvent, 91. I'repared by the Potter
Dhuo and Chemical Co., Uohton, Mass
fiTibend for "How to cure akin Diseases.
MPLES, blackheads, chapped and oily skin
prevented by Cuticura Medicated Soup.
roiiTi.AXi I'ltonrcf. xiarkkt.
Butter
Fancy roll, lb ?0
Oregon m
Inferior grade 12 20
Pi.kled.. 27i 20
California roll 21
do pickled IS 20
Cheese
Eastern, full cream 15 Ct 20
Oregon, do 14 10
California 1U
Eoos-Fresh 25
Dried Fruits
Apples, ors. sks and bxs. . . 7 S
do California 5
Apricots, new crop 18 (& 2S
Peaches, impeded, new ... 12J0s9 14
Pears, machine, dried 10
Pitted cherries 40
Pitted plums, Oregon 11
Figs, Cil., in bgs and bxs. . 7 ffi S
Cal. Prunes, French 8 (a) 10
Oregon prunes... iu (g u
Flour -
Portland Pat. Roller, t?bbl S 6 00
Salem do do 4 75
White Lily ' bbl .-. 4 75
Country brand 4 25 4 115
Superfine 3 1,0
Grain
Wheat, Valley, f 100 lbs. . . 1 25 fit 1 31
do Walla Walla 1 15 1 l7J
Barley, whole, tfctl 1 10
do grou d, ton 20 0 (5 25 00
Oat, choice milling bush 45 M)
do feed. L'ood to choice. old 50
Iiye, f 100 lbs 1 00 (a 1 10
Feed
Hian.tf ton 22 0J (3.23 00
Shorts. & ton 24 ( 0
Hay, V ton, baled 18 00 (tel'O 00
Chop. 1? ton 28 10 30 00
Oil cake meal V ton 30 00 (a 32 5C
Fresh Fruits
Cherries, Oregon, tfdrm... 1 00
lemons, California, fc'bx.. 4 00 5 CO
Limes, t? 100 IN)'
Hiverxide oranges, f box. . . 7 50
Los Angeles, do do ... 3 00 ,i 50
Peaches, t box 1 00 g.l 50
11 1 MRS
Dry, over 10 lbs, fit. 13 II
IVctsalteri, over f5 Its CAW) 7J
Murrain hides one-thrd off.
Pelts 10 1 00
Veo ETA1U.ES
Cabbage, t It 2 2J
Carrots ? sack .. 1 00
Caulillower, V doz 1 25 1 50
Onions 1 25
Potatoes, old, V lb Ih 13
do new. do IJ'ni 1
Wool-
East Oregon, Spring clip.. 14(31 18
Valley Oregon, do .. 20 24
Mark Twain rand Rev. Thomas K.
Beecher umpired a gamo of baseball at
Elniira, X. V.
If you are billions, tako Dr. Pierce's
" Pleasant Purgative Pellets," the original
"Little Liver Pills." Of all druggists.
The Japanese make cheese from beans
and peas.
Piso's Remedy for Catarrh is agreeable
to use. It in not a liquid or a snulf. 50c.
Oil
.laanvA. rtvK
SI
Absolute Pure
PC V -V Vx VW f ui . .1 V-'"'
xnt ' v hos Ucrueoor jinii!
. .'irjur) ' Wi. . ve. a srrrpt.
: - ,!ti .11- ulcvi, V ' it rgv
yr .C.i' tl -";k
TiTWsn B Make your Ico and Ico Cream at
JLvJGi ilioine. Cost nothing to make, l'ricu
of Machine .-30 lip. T. Jl DAY, 1313 Valencia Bt H. F.
LYDIA E. PIKKHAM'S
Vegetable (owpouhd
Has stood the test of twenty yean
as a Remedy for Female Diseases,
rcllovinir periodical pains, pro
moting a healthful regularity of
seasons and curing -weakness.
DocK-acno ana consequent nervous distress.
tirlrs ruarosKiH Solklt ron hie legitimate muusa oir
ULSJUSK 1SI) T1IK UKI.IZr or FAIN, lug ritOK IT IN ACTIO.
SHE IV1UT OiE 1T0S1N SITS Of ITS HtlUTS.
rittphurg. l'ft.. Nov. 6th. 1883. Mrs. l.ydla K.
rinkliuru: "Asisfrcqucntlythocaso with mothers
who havo reared Jnrgo families, I huvo been agrcat
puitcrcr for ycarsfrom complaints incident to mar
ried life. I lmvo tried tho skill of a number of
phyplclans and tho virtuo of many medicines with
out relief, and as an experiment I concluded to try
yours, I can assure you that tho benefits I lmvo
derived from it camo not because, of any faith I
had la It, for I had but slight hope of any perma
nent good. I am not a seeker af tec notoriety but
if ant to tell you that 1 have been wonderfully
benefitted by your medicine. 1 am now using my
fourth bottle and It would tako but little, argument
to persuade mo that my health is fully reitored.
1 tlionld Uko to wldoly clrculato the fact of Its
wonderful curatlvo powers." PHKBA C. IlOOl.
the tunxsipncocisT hill mjppiy tod. ruins ti.oo.
?iv- Stt" "7i fiPit' ttill
msm&
in succesiful operation since J 866, patronized lrom
all tcctiont of the Northwest, endorsed by
business men and leading educators,
THE MOST rilUFECTLT EQ0IPPKD SCIIOOh
of its class on the Coast, it offers private or class
Instruction, day and evening throughout the year, in
Arithmetic, Wilting, Correspondence, iiook-Vecping.
ISanklng, Shorthand, Type-writing, Business and Legal
Forms and all Common School Branches. Students
of all ages and both sexes admitted at any time.
Catalogue free, Armstrong and VV'csco, Proprietors.
Ol C I II II M I j oabler. Itoenlsh Hanos: llur.
det Organs, band instruments. largest stock
of Sheet Munlo and Books. Hands supplied at
Eastern prices. M. QUAY,
BM Post street Ban Francisco.
For Adults,
For Children,
For Both Sexes.
When on a sultry summer's day
The bun seems scarce a milo away;
When comes Hick IIkaihciik to oppress
And every moment brings lUstre,
Then TABKANrH SELlZKK proves a friend
That Druggists all can recommend.
Silk dresses should never be brushed
with a whisk broom, but should bo care
fully rubbed with velvet,
, -m-
Young and middle-ncd men, sulTering
from nervous debility and kindred atlec
tious, as loss of memory and hypochon
dria, should enclose 10 cents in stamps for
large illustrated treatise suggesting sure
means of cure. Address, World's Dis
pensary Medical Association, llutlalo,
Boll hay In new Ironware kettles and
pans to make them tit for use.
Why not' get a church or school bell,
when Z. T. Wright, Portland, sells them
so cheap.
When Baby was sick wo pave her Castorta,
When Bho was n Child, she cried for Cuatoria,
When aho been mo Mies, ho clung to Castoria.
Whon ahohad Chtldron.she gnvo them Castoria.
'I'liroiit IHseiiscx commence with a
Cold, Cough, or over-fatgtting the voice.
These symptoms (whit li, if neglected,
often result In a chronic trouble of the
throat) are allayed by the use af "Jfrown's
Uronchiul Troches.
READ THIS CAREFULLY.
Kterr ram ami woman young or old, on this Cnt,
that is Bllllctwl with any iIimvhhn no matter what, that
their family physician ilneii not umlemtnml, or cannot
cure, should write a full description of their trouble to
r. Konten, or get on the trulu anil vlait him. lifts pro
vided with etery Instrument of surgery, and th W-t
medicine to lo had for money. Consultations free,
lloneat opinions ghen; rcnsonal'lo charges. All corrcs
lxindence strictly coutldentinl, Kncloito stump. Aildrtws
W. 11. KOKDKX. M 1).; littles, 8, 9 and 12, First Na
tional Hank, Portland. Oregon.
Rupturo Permanently Cured.
No surgery Vfoik every day. Cures guaranteed.
Address Drs. KORDKN i 1,1'TlIKlt, oniees 8, 9 and 12,
First National Hank, Portland, Oregon.
Tho AI vji-iu-o Thresher is tho hest.
Z. T. Wright, Portland, for particulars.
HALL'S
SARSAPARiLLA
Cures all Diseases originating from a
disordered stato of the BLOOD or
LIVEK, Rheumatism, Neuralgia,
Boils, Blotches, Pimples, Scrofula,
Tumors, Salt Rheum aad Mercurial
Pains readily yield to its purifying
properties. It leaves the Blood pure,
the Liver and Kidneys healthy and the
Complexion bright and clear.
J. R.CATES& CO., Proprietors
417 Sansomo St.. San Frnnclnco.
FLORIDA LANDS
Send for Description and Jlup of KLOHIDA
SOUTHKUN It. it. LANDS. Kour million
acres, suitable for Oranges, Lemons, Ullvcs,
Pineapples, Iliiinnns, Strawberries and early
vegetubles. For sule on long credit. 1.21 to
$8.1)0 per acre. Address,
M. SOLOMON, Hen. N. V. AtfU
.td No. Clark Nt., Chicago. III.
Emm
131
CURES WHERE All ELSE FAttS.
Best Onimh Syrup. TiirIph (rood. Vae
roiii uy (irucKisiM.
KidneyLiver Medicine
XETEll JOCOWX TO FAIL.
CURES nil Dlocnacii of tho Kldnoyn,
I.Ivor, lUaildnr.nnd Urlnnry OrRmnsj
Dropsy, Ornvvl, Illnbctes, llrlght'a
Dlscnsp, I'nlns In tho ltnck,
I.olns, or Side; Itctrntlnn or
Non-ltctcntlon ofllrlnc,
Nervous Diseases, Fcmrilo
"Venkno8sos, Kxcesses, Jnunillco,
Ittllousnris, llcndncho, Sour Stomach
Dyapcpslni, Constipation, nml l'llos.
HUNTS REMEDY
CU11E8 VHKN ALL OTHKIl MCDICIKES
KAIL, as It nets ill root 1) nml nt unco on tho
Kidneys, I.lvcr nnd Jtowcls, restoring
them U ft healthy action. HUNTS 11KMEDY Is
a safe, snro, and speedy enre, nnd hundreds have
boon aired by It when physicians nnd friends
hod given them Jip to dlo. Po not delay, to' nt
onro HUNT'S IlEMEDV.
Send for Pamphlet to
HUNT'S REMEDY CO.,
l'rovldenee, It. I.
Ask your Antgght hr HirNT'S UK.tlP.DV.
Pako no other
John V. Child Ac Co.,
DRUGGISTS
161 Second St.
PORTLAND. Or,
Carry a full line of
f Chemicals.
Toilet Articles
and Sundries,
Ttiey make a JpecUhj
I attemlln(,to
MAIL ORDERS.
If ynu need anything
hi their line send the
price Kith postage, and
It will he rctrtrneiltftiy
first mail,
Day SELF-HEATING Bath Tub.
staffs' m
tiliV .J
(innllty Novor Vario,
Splondlil for Flannoli,
Sots Color of all Prints,
Flno on tho Shin,
Absolutely no RubMnR.
ALL PROQnfRRIVE GROO
SELBY SMELTING AND LEAD CO..
Sun FranolBco.
linninil iul
Nu hot water lie; no lirattnc your rooms. "or de
sciiitinn, aiiurtss,
Z. T. WRIGHT, Foot Morrison st. Portland, Or.
AU dealer In Tlmi-hlnB ami Oenenil Machinery, Ma
rlno Wnrli, Ijiunilrj' Siaehlnery, In hict anythinK you
want (leu. Apvnt fur the Hhliunnn Coo Oil Engine.
4 A(lKNTS WaS'TKI) 6
PENNYROYAL PILLS
"CHICHESTER'S ENGLISH."
Tho Orlpltinl nnd Only 3 on nine.
Pnf uidftlwkji JtHfcbt. nwtrtof worthlraa ImlUlloni
lniUpcnh1e in LADIES Ak jonr Orucfftat tot
'CMohcAtcrV nncltiklv'ftnJ Uke no othfr.cr tnclDM 4j
(iumpta at for trUcolr in trtttr bj rrlurn naUi
NAME PAPER. C'hlehcMrr Chrmlonl k.
Bold by lniarir1! CTrrywhcrfv Atk fbT Chlrbe
tc-r'si llntfliiU lVunjroytU 1111 Take no otter
Thl HKI.T tr nffncrk.r!i
mi eiftrcsiiy for tho cum of
dermgtmf nu o f tb KtnrtlT
org t ni Tti eontlnaoni stream
of KLF.CTU1C1TY vcrnif hIIdk
through tho parU miut re tort
them tobralthrftctlon. Do not
confoontl thU with Klf ctr1 Belta
adrfrtUed to cor 1I tlti from
beal to tot, niiforlotONK
iprelQopnrro
Tor clrcalfcn Kffnc fell la
fontHtt Ion, tddrff CheTr Klet
trio Hell Co.. 103 WajhlDfUQ
Btrt,Chlaf otIll.
O ha tiVen the lead ti
tlie ales of that ckti.of
temeitic. ftnd hat gira
ftliriutt unlverwl utiiUc
liva, MURFHY IIROS,,
lirli, Ter
G has won the favor of
the public and now tank
anion the leading MctU
A. L- SM1T1U
Uradfonl, TA.
EolilbrPnicrTUu,
The Van Monciscar
wm!W esoM Sutatar. "
El Vrdooty fcylhs
kgllrini Chimiul Co.
Clnclnnstl.lHHi
CARTRIDGES
DUELL LAMBERSON, Con'l Agont.
7 Htni k Ht INtrtlnsil. Or.
IlllKSH NT.IV! Hoft,
iillaulo unit atiitolutelf
unbreakable. HtauJanl
nilAlltv lfi entita (wit
yard; Cloth coTered, 20 conts; Rntlneoveriil.75 oents.
I'm salo ovurywhere. Try It. TVAKUC FILITII
KKKUMU C'O.UIMNV. Three OuLs, Midi.
DYSPENSARY,
PORTLAND, OH.
Younn. mlildle-aeed anA
old. single or marrhsl meo
and all who suiter with
LOST MANHOOD I
Nervous Debility, Sperma
torrhea, Seminal Losees
Sexual Decay, Falling Mem
nry, Weak Krea, Lack of
Kuergy. also Dlood land
Skin Diseases, SyphlUia
Kruptlons, Hair Valllne
Hone l'alns, H welling)
Sore Throat, Ulcers, Ki
fects i)t Mercury, Kldaey
and Madder Trouble!
Weak Hack, llurnlng Urine, (louorrhea. Gleet, Strict
lire promiit relief and cure (or Ufo.
Iioth Hoxoh ConHult Conilttnutlall'y
fVP'F'inFi iaa a in third ht.
N. 1'. N. U. No. lo-S, F. N. U. No. 267.
LIVER, BLOOD AND LUNG DISEASES.
Liver Disease
and
Heart Trouble.
Mrs. MAnv A. McCi.nnE, CoIttmZitM, Kans.,
writes: "1 utlilroflHiMl you in Novi'tnhor, 18HI,
In n.'Krd to my health, hoinir nllllctod with
livur diseiuio, ht'iirt troublu, nnj female weok-
rioss. 1 wits uilvlst'd to ttso Dr. l'iurco'fl
Golden Medical Discovery, Fnvorito I'ro
scrlption and 1'clleU. 1 used ouo bottio
of tho 'I'rescriDtlon.' 11 vo of tho 'Discov
ery,' nnd four of tho ' Pleasant Punrntlvo POllets.' My health lo
irim to Improve tinder tho ttsoof your medicine, und mystrenirth
camo back. My dilllcultics havo all disappeared. I can work hard
nil day, or walk fourorllvo miles a day, and stand It well; and when
1 betran tishitf tlto mcdicino 1 could scarcely walk across tho room,
most of tho time, and I did not think I could ever feel well niralu.
I havo a llttlo baby Kirl cifrht months old. Althotifrh she is a llttlo
dollcato In slzo nnd appearance, she is healthy. 1 jrlvo your reme
dies all tho credit for curing mo, as I took no other treatment after
befrinnlnir their tiso. I am very trratcful for your kindlier, and
thank God and thank you that I am as well as 1 am after years
of sufferintf."
Mrs. i. v. wEiinEK, or rortcmire, ixtiiarauguti uo.,
I mm I 1 writes: -1 wwti to say a iow words in prawo
LIVER I of your 'Golden Medical Discovery ' and 'Pleasant
J lirKlluvti l Uliuu. f ui Jiu ) euro iiuviuun iu
takinir them I was a ptreut sulTerer; I had a
fwvero pain in my right sldo continually: was
umiblo to do my own work. I am happy to say
General
DEBILITi".
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DlSEftSE. j
Mrs. Pabmema IJiiundaok, of Kl Lock Street
Lwkimrt, A". 1". writes: " I was troubled with
chills, nervous and (rcneral debility, with frcijucnt
soro throat, and my mouth was badly cankered.
My liver was inactive, and I sulTcrcd much from
dvsncDHla. 1 am Pleased to sav that vour 'Golden
Medical Discovery' and 'Pellets' havo cured mo of all theso
ailments and X cannot say enough In their praise, 1 must also
say a word in referenco to your ' Favorite Prescription,' as It
has proven itself a most excellent medlelno for weak females.
It has been used in. my family with excellent results."
DyHiiopHln. .Tames L. Coi.nv, Ksq., of Yucatan, Houston Co.,
Minn., writes: "I was troubled with Indigestion, and would eat
heartily and grow poor at tho same time. 1 experienced heartburn,
sour stomach, and many other disagreeable symptoms common
.ana. to that disorder. I commenced taking your
liiimnniTro 'Golden Medical Discovery' and ' Pellets and
INVIGORATuS I ,im ,u)w entirely freo from tho (lys'H'psIa, and
am. In fact, healthier than I havo been for
THF oVTFM nvo yenrs. I weigh ono hiiiulred and eoventy
uih wiuium. ()tl0 un, ono.i,U( pounds, and havo dono as
""""""""""" " mueh work tho past summer as 1 havo over
dono In tho same length of timo In my life. 1 never took a
medlelno that soemed to tone up tho muscles and Invigorate
tho wholo system equal to your 'Discovery' and 'I'clleta. "
1 am now well and strong, thanks to your medicines."
Olironlc Diarrhea Cured. D. Lazaiiiie, Ksij., S75 and t77
Decatur Street, A'etw Orcans, 1m., writes: "I used tlireo bottles of
tho 'Golden Medical Discovery,' and It has
diarrhea. My bowels aro now regular."
lypoii)la. Thehesa A. Cass, of SvrinafltUl, Mo., writes:
"1 was troubled ono year with liver complaint, dyspepsia, and
sleeplessness, but your 'Golden Medical Discovery' cured mo."
CliillH mid Fovor. Hev. II. R. Moht.iiv. Jfonitiioreriei. A. C
cured mo of chronlo I writes: "Last August I thought I would dlo with chills and fover.
, 1 took your ' Discovery ' aud it stopped them In a very short timo."
" THE BLOOD IS THE LIFE."
Thoroughly cleanso tho blood, which is tho fountain of health, by tiBliig Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery, and good
digestion, a fair skin, buoyant spirits, and bodily health and vigor will bo established.
Golden Medical Discovery cures all humors, lrom tho common pimple, blotch, or eruption, to tho worst Scrofula, or blood
poison. Kspcciully has it proven its elllcacy in curing Balt-rheum or Tetter, h'over-Bores, Hip-Joint Dlseaae, Scrofulous Sores
aud Swellings, Knlarged Glands, and Mating Ulcers.
Indigestion
Boils,
Blotches.
Itov. F. Annuity Howki.i Pastor of the M. E,
Church, of Silvcrtan, A'. J., says: "I was af
flicted with catarrh and indigestion. Dolls and
blotches began to arlso on tho surface) of tho
skin, aud J experienced a tired feeling and
,li,ll,,icu 1 Iifwrnn flif, lion rtf Tl, ll...u
j Golden Modlcal Discovery as directed by
lilm fnr Hindi niiiriliitntfl. nnd In nnn wfnlf'a
timo I began to feel like a now man, aud am now Round and well.
Tho ' Pleasant Purgattvo Pellets' aro tho beat remedy for bilious or
sick heuditehc, or tightness about tho chest, and bad tasto in tho
mouth, that I havo over used. My wlfo could not walk across tho
llioe when ho began to tako your 'Golden Medical Discovery.'
Now sho can walk quito a llttlo ways, und do some light work. '
Mrs. Ida M. STitoNO.of Ainmcarth, Tml, wrlfea:
"My llttlo boy had licen troubled with hip-Joint
dlscaso for two years. When ho commenced tho
uso of your 'Golden .Medical Discovery' and
' Pellets,' ho was contlncd to his lM-d, anil could
not Ixi moved without BtifTcrlnir irreat naln. Hut
now, thanks to your ' Discovery,' ho is ablo to bo up all tho time,
HlP-JOIHT
Disease.
rnd can walk with tho help of crutches. Ho does not suffer any
pain, und cuu eat and Bleep as well as any one. Jt has only Ihx.ii
about tlireo months since ho commenced using your medicine.
I cannot Und words with which to express my gratitude for tho
bencllt ho has received through you."
SKI it IUkcuso. The "Democrat and News,"
of CamhrUluc, Maryland, Bays: "Mrs. Fjjza
Ann Poole, wlfo of Leonard Foole, of ll'il
lUumhuro, Vorchtrtcr Co., Md., has lx-cn cured
of a bad ease of Eczema by using Dr. Picrco'H)
Golden Medical Discovery. Tho dlscaso ai
nenrcd first In her feet, extended to the knees.
covering tho wholo of tho lower limbs from feet to knees, then
attacked tho elbows and became so Bovero ub to prostrato her.
After being treated by several physicians for a year or two sho
commenced tho uso of tho niedlclno named above. Shu Boon
begun to mend aud Is now well nnd hearty. Mrs. Poolo thinks
tho medlelno has wived her Ilfo and prolonged her days."
Mr. T. A. Ayues, of Hast A'eto Marhct, Dorchcxtcr County, Md.,
vouches for tho abovo facte.
A Terrible
Affliction.
CONSUMPTION, WEAK LUNGS, SPITTING OF BLOOD.
Golden Mkdicai, Dibcoveiiy cures Consumption (which Is Scrofula of tho Lungs), by its wonderful blood-purifying, lnvigoru-
ror uciik j.uugs, opining or moon, Riionness or jireaiu, iiroucuius, bovero (.ougtis, vBtliinu,
While it promptly cures tho severest Coughs it strengthens tho system
Minr and nutritive properties.
and kindred atrcctlons, it Is a sovereign remedy.
nml tinrllleN tho blood.
It rapidly builds up tho system, and Increases tho llcsh and weight of thoso reduced below tbo usual standard of health by
"wasting mucuses.
Given Up
Tfl fllF
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CoiiMiuuptioii. Mrs. EnwAim Newtoi. of JTarrowimith
Ont., wrlUjs: " Vou will over bo praised by mo for tho remarka
ble euro in my caso. I was so reduced that my friends hud all
given mo up, and 1 had also been given up by two doctors. 1 then
went to tho best doctor In theso parts. He told mo that medlelno
was only a punishment In my case, and would not undertake to
treat mo. Ho said I might try Cod liver oil if I
liken, as time was tno omy iiuug mat, coum possi
bly have any curatlvo power over consumption bo
far advanced. I tried tho Cod liver oil as a lost
treatment, but I was bo weak I could not keep it
on my siomacu. My uusnauu, nor. icciing saiisueu
to irivo mo uti vet. thouirh ho had houirht for mo
everything ho saw advertised! for my complaint, procured a quan
tity of your ' Golden Medical Discovery.' X took only four bottles,
and. to tho surprise of everybody, am to-day doing my own work,
and am entirely freo from that tcruiblo cough which harrosscd mo
night and day. I havo been ullllcted with rheumatism forantunlier
of years, and now feel so much bettor that I bellovo, with a con
tinuation of your 'Golden Modlcal Discovery, I will bo restored
to perfect health. I would say to thoso who aro falling a prey to
that terrlblo dlscaso consumption, do not do as I did, tako every
thing clso first; but tako the Golden Medical Discovery' In tho
-arly stages of tho dlscaso, and thereby save u great deal of suf
fering and bo restored to health at once. Any person who is
still in doubt, need but wriU) mo. Inclosing a stamped, solf
ttddreflsod envelope for reply, when tho foregoing statement will
bo fully substantiated by me."
Ulcer Cnred.-TflAAO R. llowNB, Esrj.. of Spring YalUii,
Rochland Co., If. Y, ( 1. O. Hox 28), writes! ''Tho 'Golden Medl-
Golden Medical Discovery Is Sold by Druggists
I Wasted to I
A Skeleton.
cal Discovery ' lias cured my daughter of a very bad ulcer located
on tho thigh. After trying almost everything without success, wo
procured threo bottles of your 'Discovery, which healed it up
perfectly." Mr. Downs continues:
Ooimumptloit and Heart Disease "I also wish to
thank you for tho remarkablo euro you have effected in my caso.
i ur mrcu ycunsx uuu buuitcu iroin mar, terrl
blo disease, consumption, and heart dlscaso.
lieforo consulting you I hud wasted away to
a skeloton : could not sleep nor rest, and many
time wished to dlo to bo out of my misery. I
then consulted vol!, and vou told mo vnn hml
1 1ioioh of curlmr mo. but It would tako limn. I
took nvo months' treatment in all. Tho 11 ret two months I was
almost discouraged; could not peroelvo any favorable symptoms,
but tho third month I began to pick up in llcsh and strength. I
cunnot now recite how, step by step, tho .signs and realities of
returning health gradually but surely developed themselves.
To-day I tin tho scales at ono hundred And sixty, and am well
und strong."
Our principal reliance in curing Mr. Downs' terrlblo dlscaso
was tho "Golden Modlcal Discovery."
Joseph F. McFaruinij, Esq.. Athens, Jyu,
writes: "My wlfo had frequent bleeding from
tho lungs beforo she commenced using your
'Golden Medical Discovery.' She has not
bad any since its uso. For some six inontba
sho has been toeling so well that she baa
discontinued It"
Price $1.00 per Bottle, or Six BettlM for $5.00.'
BLEEDINB
from Lungs.
WORLD'S DISPENSARY MEDICAL ASSOCIATION, Prcprlators,
Me. C6.1 Mala Wtreet, BUFFALO. X V
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