WITH CROOKED LEGS. WHAT MAKES MEN BANDY LEGGED AND KNOCK KNEED. Not Morn Tluin On 31 nn In Tliren Who Is Strnlght Limbed Whnt n Surgeon Bay About Crooked lgt Correcting tlin Curvature. Comp.irntl vely few men liavo really straight legs. In n walk from Fourteenth street to tho Battery n reporter mndo n rough estimate and found that not more than 0110 In three of tho men who passed him were straight limbed. Most of them wero bow or bandy Hogged, nomo of them wero knock kneed, nnd 3n a fow instances loth legs licnt tho same "way. It was noticed that ns a rulo tho stout, "heavy men had parenthesis legs, whilu those -of slighter build In many cases carried their bodies on a figure resembling" an X. This rule, however, does not always hold. .Many men of no inconsidernblo nvolrdupols strike their knees' together when they walk. It Is not uncommon to two a long, lanky man whoso legs nro so licnt that ho is physically incapacitated from stopping tho traditional pig in an alley way. Frequently liowlcgged noss is associated with strength. It Is usually seen in short, sturdy men. Thoso who aro Jtnock kneed havo no such rocomjtense unless tho excuse for renowlng trousors, which nro -constantly lielng worn out at tho knees by cknflng ouo against tho other, bo considered as such. WHAT A 8UUOEON BAYS. A well known surgeon who has had long oxporlcnco in a city hospital was nsked to ex plain tho provnlpncy of crooked legs. Ho sold: "It Is n fact that very fow iersons havo straight legs, My nttention Is often called to It. It is hard to say jist why it is. Many Say that it is because children aro inndo to walk when they aro too young. Mothers like to havo their llttlo ones on their feet at as early an ago us possible, and so sometimes forco them to stand Itoforo their legs aro ablo to boar tho weight of their bodies. Nurses, too, when thoy tako children out for an air ing, often niako them walk without thoir paronte' knowledge. Undoubtedly this is sometimes tho cause of tho deformity. Prob ably many u man owes his curved legs to a careless nurso, who got tired of carrying him when ho was a baby and put him down when -away from his mother. Others say, with good reason nlso, that it is duo to baby car riages. Tho child is wheeled about until it is qulteold. ltd body is thus dovoloped while itB legs nro doing nothing, and whou dually It la mado to uso them, they being still soft, bend under tho wolght of tho body. I bellovo that this treatment of children is responsible for more liowleggodiicss, or cuomoscollosls, as wo call it, than anything olso. "livery ono knows that tho bones of tho human body nro mado up of cartilaginous or sinowy filler and mineral matter, and Unit when young tho former predominates. Tho bonos nt that stngo havo, therefore, llttlo rigidity, and nro vory easily bent. Unfor tunately they havo llttlo elasticity, either, and readily tako a set. Tho proportion of oartilago and mineral matter varies in differ ent children, so that it is impossible to glvo any fixed ago nt which they should bo mado to walk. Many can walk well when 13 months old, while others cannot do so until thoy nro ii years old. "In some children there is nu unus.il pro portion of sinow in tho bono, mid in theso cases tho legs nro almost certain to become crooked. In thoso instances braces can lie used with advantage until tho bones harden. This simple remedy is rarely used, howuVur, sometimes from tho ' npathy of tho parents, but chiefly becnuso tho tendency is not noticed until it is too late. Tho legs bond ono way or tho other very gradually, and when tho curve is perceptlblo it is usually past tho euro of braces. This condition of tho bonus is often duo to insullleient food and general neglect Unless tho blood is kept rich and healthy tho bones aro apt to bo retarded in" development, and bo, remaining , soft, aro readily twisted. rtiiaiqiitkni.no legs. "Sometimes bow legged children become straight when thoy grow ojder. My mother told mo that when I was n child my legs formed nn almost perfect ellipse Now, 1 vonturo to assert, thoy aro strnlghtcr than mast men's. In my own experience I have seen this occur, but it is impossible to foretell it tho curve in n child's lug will straighten out in after years or not." "Is there any means of straightening legs when oneo thoy nro set crooked Tasked tho re porter, "Yes, and by a vory simple process. Tho curvature in liow logged tersons is usually just below tho knee. To remove it wo take n ploco out of tho outside, of tho bono-thnt is, tho convex side and then break tho bono on tho other side. This enables us to make tho leg properly straight by using stilt splints, and it isn't long before tho legs aro nil right again and as straight as can bo desired. In knock kneed persons tho curvature is above the knee, and tho samo process can bo tried, It is not so often done, however, ns fow peo ple enro to have tho thigh bono broken merely to incruaso their personal beauty." "Then you often euro bow legged men in this wyP "Oh, yes. Of course when tho curve is so marked that it actually interferes with tho walking some such ojteratlon is necessary, but wo frequently aro called upon to do it limply to Improve a man's nptoarnnci Somo time ugo n young man wrote to mo from the west, bogging mo to suggest nomo means of making his lugs straight. lie could walk well enough, but ho wasn't satisfied with his ap pearance. 1 told hiiiuwhat ho would havo to undergo, and although ho hesitated at first, ho Anally consented and went through it manfully. Ho I wry proud of his straight legs now, although ho never tolls how ho got thorn. Braces can somotimes be used to straighten tho legs of young boys, but when tho bouo has becomo really hardened they aro not of much use," Now York Buu. Why They (lu Eat. Omaha Man Going to Now York to live, chl in business there! Kansas Mun No; I've retired from busi. necM, and havo liought a palace on Fifth nvenue, Now York. "Now, I'd like to know why n man who has made a fortune in Knusos should buy a resi dence in Now York, instead of settling down lu hi own statel" "Well, you see, I had a choico between a New York brown stoua front and a Doom City dugout, and I took tho brown stone front because it was cheaper." Omaha World, A Good lteasou. "Say, Tom, that fellow Btuppln seems to appreciate a story." "Yes, seems to," "Laughs at all your jokes." "Don't you know whyf "No." "Why, I let him have $3 tho other day," AxksJMW Traveler. A Lony Hud. The longest continuous run on any railway fat the world U that made by the uew (Saratoga Kaittwt train on the road from Now York to Try, vrkkh runs the tatiro distance 118 wlii -without a ktop. LOVE'S LESSON. O Lore, which comes to all of us In many a quaint disgulFo From childhood up, how rapturous In every fresh surprise By which we learn, from day to day, And till our years aro done, The tender secret, taught alwny, That God and good aro one! Mary B. Doagu. LANDING AT CASTLE GARDEN. Tlio Two Jtlvers f Humanity Tho Prob abilities or Cltleiinlilp. Jt would bo u pleasant uso of tho jxwer of clnlrvoynnce, If ono possessed it, to (jo down to Castlo Garden and pick out tho future Carnegies and Woods among tho throng of stecrago passengers when thoy havo just ltecn transferred from tho steamers to tho garden. Even without tho exorcise, of divination tho sight is nu interesting ono. As tho immi grants laud, chattering in their various tongues, thoy nro huddled together llko a great drovo of sheep in a grovo during a thunder storm. Then tho big doors nro thrown open nnd tho procession moves into tho amphitheatre. Generally more than one steamer at n tlmo empties it.s living freight from tlio steerage into the garden, mid all tho types of Knropo aro represented in tlio motley throng. There aro stout boys from Irclund, mun, women and children from France anil tho lower German provinces, (Scandinavians nnd Italians from Leghorn and Mediterranean ports. Ujton entering tho castlo proper tho proces sion divides, ono lino swinging out to tho loft and ono to tho right, nnd these two rivers of humanity are again divided into four smaller streams, which flow into narrow passageways. Tho center of tho garden is fenced in, and by pasMigoway, railing nnd wicket gate tlio immi grants nro Anally resolved Into their various nationalities and quickly registered by tho clerk. Tako tho Italians for example. Thoy wero lined oir anil brought up to a desk, where each person vwis asked a fow questions. First tho niimo Is given, then tho place from which ho came, his destination, and whether or not ho hud money. This finished, tho now arrivnls wero turned loose lu tho rotunda and permitted to do as they pleased, llrcaklng up into nationalities, thoy sat down on thoir baggogo or prepared to camp out on tho floor. Scandinavians took ouo corner and snt there without comment, looking li ,o Inhabit ants of n silent city; Italians had jiosNesslon of tho noxt, but they wore anything but silent, keeping up nn endless chatter; Irish nnd German groups mado themselves as com fortable as possible while thuy waited for friends or prepared their beds to remain nil nlghtlu tiio garden. Among them railroad agents wero going about, pasting addresses on tho cajis of tho men nnd attaching placards to tho children, and toward night boiita camo up from tho railroad roiuixiiilos and carried oir loads to tho stations. Monoy changers also plied their vocation, and rival telegraph companies shouted in their bidding for customers. It was n curious and bewildering beeno; it was intensely interesting, moreover, to ono who could sympathize with tho emotions of tho now arrivals or ponder over tho probabilities of citizenship. Willis Steele in Chicago Times. An Amateur I. loll Tamer's K.ioapo. Mr. Cross, tho naturalist, was good enough to recount tlio following incident which took place in Ids establishment n short time since: 1 received from a young Frenchman of good family sovernl letter lu which ho re quested to enter tho lions' den nt ny receiv ing house in Karlo street. Ho assured mo that his vocation was that of a Hon tamer, nnd ono lino day lto paid mo a visit, in com pany with three of his compatriots, whom ho had brought with him 'In order that they might be witnesses of his intrepidity. Ho nsked mo If 1 could glvo him a situation, and, (minting to a cage In which there wero three line African lions, he entreated mo to allow him to put them through a performance. 1 had just time to tell him that ho might enter at his own risk when I was called into tho oillco. After tho lapse of a quarter of an hour n man rushed up to tho desk where I was writ ing and exclaimed excitedly: "Mr. Cross, ono of tho lions is out!" "Where I" I asked, to which he replied. "Looso in tho building!'' On hurrying to tho spot I found tho door of tho don open, and tlio Frenchman fnsido with his buck against tho wooden partition, nnd two of tlio lions staring him in tlio face, while tho escaped lion had mado for the end of tho narrow passage, whore. It was meditating mischief to tho other Frenchmen, who had Liken refuge on tho top of a pilo of boxes, their faces as white as n sheet, Tho first thing I did was to close tho door leading to the yard, and next to get the amateur lion tmuvr out of the den. It was well for htm that ono of the Hons had gone out of tho cage; because tho other two were so unitized at the fact that thoy remained for n minute or two perfectly still. Wo had great difllculty in muking the third lion re-enter the den, but at last wo succeeded, not, however, without some danger. After this had been done I myself went into tho cage with no weapon and simply smok ing a cigar. My entrance was tho signal for tremendous Intituling I 9kwurd mid forward on tho part of tho boosts, whicJi were evi dently not a little terrified nt ono of their comianions having escaped. Ao I stood calmly within tho den with my eyes Hxed on the excited animals, 1 said: "You see there is uonrt in lion taming, but it requires nerve." I think tho result of that afternoon's ad venture quite cured tho young Froaehman of his mania for being a lion tamer. Full Mall Gazette. What "l'er Annum" ftletins "Doss, lto a bit confused 'bout stithin'," said ono of tho negro whitowushers at the market to Detective Webb tho other day, "Well, what is itl" "What does per annum mean I "Per year, of course." "A hull y'arf "Yea." "Can't bo no mistaken "No, sir." "If I lorry f?3 of Ab.nham Johnson an' grve to pay twenty jer cent, per annum dat means twenty cents a y'ar, does it f "It does." "Hul Dar's gwino to bo do biggest row in (Coin tuck to-night you ebcr henru tell of I" "About what I" About dut per annum. 1 borryed f 3 of de pussou mcushunod at twenty per cenL per annum, an' fur do las' fo'teen months bo's bin coUecUn1 twenty cents a week as rigular as a clock. Stuck right to it, he did, dat per an num meant ebory Saturday night. La will but when 1 git deso yere paws on him won't per annum tako a flop I" Detroit Free Press. A Fuuerul lu ranuuia. It is the custom among tho poorer closes in Panama to hire cotllus to transport their dead to tho grave, after which tho body is detosited in the earth, and the coiUn brought back with the mourner. The following U the form of a Panama undertaker's advertisement: "From this date hearses will be hired from our establishment at the following rates: $2, $3, $13 audXX CuftuisMlllbe sold at lowest possible rate, Oofiins hired out for ONK DOLLAlt, in cluding bench on hlch to carry the deceased to the grav."-Fraak Leslie's, THE BOYS OF LONDON. LITTLE CHAPS WITH "POT HATS" AND OTHERS WITH NONE AT ALU Lnd Who Never Have Any Kent Child hood Tho Jolly Youngster of Clirlut Church llnotblnck In Uniform Lon don Newshuy - Telegraph Messengers. Next to tho nunilier of uniforms and liveries soen on tho streets nnd in tho byways of Loudon life, nothing strikes nn American visitor more than tlio sight of tall silk hats, ")ot hatH," worn by the small Loudon school lwys. After n son of parents in any resiiect ablo grado of life is old enough to attend any good school ho is mado to dress in as digni fied n ay as If ho wero a member of parlia ment. Dress counts for so much in England. It Ls tho general and correct guido to one's station in life. Tho poor English boys who aro condemned to wear pot hats from early Infancy of courso can nover hnvo any real childhood. Imagino'a full blooded boy start ing out for a good tlmo wearing a stiffly starched shirt collar and a high silk hat. Theso iot hutted boys early acqulro a stiff dignity of manner which harmonizes with their hats. Thoy nover relax oxcept when thoy nro actually In tho country. Thon tho poor leute go wild nnd dcclino to wear any hats at all. They nro liko their grown up brothers. They pass from ono oxtrcmo to tho other. Tho Englishman in town is a model of stiffness and angularity. In tho country ho Ls ready for nny rough bout of rollicking that any ono may proiioso. I havo seen theso rillc halted Ixys every where In London. A person familiar with the London schools can tell exactly whero n boy belongs by his dress. In tho preparing schools for tho University small roundabout jackets nits worn until tho boys nro promoted to 11 certain class, and thon thoy woar swal low tail coats until thoy graduate. Some times a tall lanky boy, who is liehlnd in his studies, will bo seen wearing a roundabout In company with a llttlo bit of a follow who wears tlio sign of scholastic superiority in tho sliniH) of a long tallod coat. Tho other morn ing I saw nn elderly gentleman wnlklng with n boy who was nt least 5 feet 10 inches in height. This boy was ovidontly very much behind In his studies, liecause he was accom panied by two small follows sixor soven years of ogo whoso dress indicated that thoy wero as far ulong in their studies ns ho. tiik ciutiST ciiuncn boys. Tho jolliest looking boys seen about town nro tlio picturesquely dressed students known as tho Christ church boys, or as bluo coat scholars. This is a free London school, es tablished for the education of orphans or tho children of parents whoso income does not ox oeed threo hundred pounds n year. They woar long, bluo gowns, caught nt the waist with a leather bolt. At tho nock is n small stand up collar and an English clergyman's white tio coming down in a little square piece in front. Thoy wear kneo breeches under tho long, bluo skirts, and dark yellow stockings anil low shoes with buckles. This school is nearly three hundred years old. Thoy aro not permitted to wear uny hats summer or win ter. Thoy near exactly tho same uniform prescribed for the students of this school when It wus first established. Tho bust scholars wear silver badges on their shoulders to indi cate their rank. These boys aro great favor ites with tho Loudon peoplo. Thoy aro very jolly, tough-looking youngsters, who ramble nil over tho town during their play hours. Thackeray and not 11 fow other prominent Englishmen wero Christ church boys. It is not tho schoolboys nlnno who wear a uniform or particular dress to mark their calling. Tho bootblacks wear uniforms nnd nro regularly licensed. Tlio charge of th- Btreot bootblacks for shining your shoes is ono penny. Theso boys wear red coats and a red cap with a black band about it. They are also numbered and evidently havo to pay a license for tho number. Tho newsboys of London make up tho only class of street boys engaged lu service of nny kind who do not wearsome distinguishing dress. Tho news boys bore wear tho rugced street dress of Now York newsboys. I think thoy are more vociferous and noisy perhaps thnn oven their Now York confreres. They stand about tho stations nnd nt a fow particular places near tho nowsaor offices of publication and shout "special," without attempting to give any thing concerning the contents of tho paicrs they havo to sell beyond holding in thoir hands n huge placard, upon which are bul lotlned tho principal items of tho tapers thoy have for sale. TELKQUAPH MKSSKN'GKIIS. Tho telegraph lioys wear uniforms not un llko thoso worn by telegraph boys in tho United State-. Their eaps nro different. Their cap resembles the fatigue cap of tho United States regular army service. They wear kneo breeches and carry, attached to thoir lielts, huge leather pouches which thoy can lock. This insures tho safety of tho de spatches, which thoy carry back and forth. Few of them aro on duty after 10 o'clock at night. They nro solemn little machines ami are as unlike American boys in simllur osi tious ns can be imagined. I have Inula num ber of them como to 1110 every night for de- spatcues nun 1 nave omul tiieiu all alike. They do not understand tho slightest remark which is mado to them outside of their busi ness. Tho idea that any one could bo inter ested in them or would want to show them any kindness is utterly beyond their compre hension. They are paid on nn average about Ave shillings a week. They aro strong, hearty looking little fellows and do not appear to have any more intellectuality than a good, faithful house dog. These Itoys, when they grow up, becomo porters or messengers. Thoy are to be seen around tho hotels; strong, sturdy fellows, graduates of somo outdoor occupation. They wear a livery with as much prido as an army officer with us wears his uniform. Tho livery to them is a mark of a rise in life. Going to tho English hotels you meet with grave func tionaries in livery, who are as proud and dig uiliedn if they erb members of tho diplo matic, corps. From tho porter nt tho door to tho buttons who carries in your small lug gage, tho chief jtorter who handles your bag gage and the commiisionnalro who runs your errands, there is but ono feeling that thoy all occupy very superior (tositious and that they rnthor regard with pity the wild foreign ers who come from the distant shorts of tho United States. T. C. Crawford In New York World. ltnltth Waldo l.iucrson's Son. Ralph Waldo Emerson's son is a man of many tastes. He was oneo a physician Lu Concord, but abandoned tho profession of medicine for that of art. His paintings show his hereditary love of uature, and his land scapes aro exceedingly well done. Ho is now lecturing on anatomy in the art school of the Boston museum, lie also has a fancy for military matters, and used to ride resplendent as an artillery sergeant at the head of ouo of the platoons of the Coucord battery. Chicago Tribune, A Sweet Girl Graduate. lie (at dinner) May I assist you to the theese, Miss Vassart Miss Vassar (just graduated) Thanks, no; I am very comfortable where I am. Dut you Ba ay assist the cheeso to qu, if you will I Puck. INVENTORY CF HIS ' HARNESS." Funny Story of a Husband and Wife A Man Silenced. Thero Lsn very funny story told of a Newark husband nnd wife. Tho husband thought lessly said something reflecting on tho feml nlno dress of tho present day. "A woman Is all steel springs and wires nnd complicated harness nowadways," he said, tossing a corset from tho chair ho wanted to sit down in nnd flinging n wire bustle into the corner. "Why don't you get a whole suit of steel armor and lto dono with Itl" She said nothing so the story runs bnt waited until bo went to sleep, nnd then began nn Inventory or his "harness." Leaving out his eye glasses nnd chain, sho began nt his neckwear. Hero sho found two gold collar buttons to secure tho collar, two patent spring catches to keep tho necktie from slipping over tho head and nnother to securo the end of tho scarf to tho shirt bosom. On the sleeves of his shirt wero two elastics with spring clips nt each end, and his cuffs, besides being held together with link buttons, wero provided with nickel plated holders, with which they wero socured to tho shirt sleovra. Threo spiral studs decorated tho front of tho shirt and a pin was stuck in his scarf. Sho mado entries of nil theso things nnd then be gan on his clothing. HLs patent shoulder brace, pulley action, snap jointed suspenders wore noted, nnd her keen eyes observed that ono of tho suspender buttons was of tho kind that is attached with a safoty pin nnd Ls known as a bachelor's button. Sho also found that ho had SI.75 in his pockot, nnd sho di vided it as fairly as possible, taking out pay for hor troublo in making tho inventory. Examining tho vest, sho found that it had n metallic compensating back strap composed of four spiral springs nnd two buckles. In ono pockot sho found n patent load pencil guard, in another a combined button hook glovo buttoncrnnd ring. Tho back of his coat was provided with a patent chain hanger, his stockings wero equipped with supporters of elastic cord with metal snaps nnd hfs shoes wero secured with buttons which were put on with patent motal fasten ings. Sho studied his hat for somo tlmo with out noticing that tho brim was wired, but sho did not fail to seo that his gloves wero fas tened with steel springs, and when sho added his watch chain and finger rings to tho list of hardware and harness sho retired to sleep with considerable satisfaction. Ho rend tho list in tho morning in silence, nnd when ho cnino homo to dinner in tho evening ho gave her a pair of earrings which sho had been teasing him for. New York Graphic. ltoiititn Letters for fiei-ninny. Tlio Society for tho Extension of Roman Script has recently addressed n petition to tho Empress Augusta, requesting her to uso her influence in having tlio Roman (or Latin) script employed in nil public prints published by her order in lehnlf of her household or In mntters relating to her majesty's widespread charities, etc. Tho petitioners urge flint tho rising Germnn generation aro at present un duly burdened with the necessity of perfect ing themselves both in writing and reading Roman nnd Germnn script; that prominent linguists, more estecinlly Jacob Grimm, hnvo pronounced tho so-called German script to bo nn unsightly disflurcincnt of tho puro anil noblo forms of tho Latin script, which may lto considered tho original nnd national Gor man script; that tho society has been formed for the express purpose of abolishing tho two fold system of characters, and nt present counts 5,000 members, whoso number is con stantly increasing; that tho aim of tho society has tlio sanction of tho ollicial school boards as well as tho hearty approbating of a wide circle of prominent scientists; nnd finally thut tho fact of her majesty having inscribed cer tain verses in Latin characters in tho album "In Storm and Stress," lends tho society to liopo that her majesty will graciously inclino towards the promotion of tlio object in view. Berlin Tagblntt. Horn Growing from 11 II111111111 Head. An interesting addition has just been made to the museum of the Hospital St. Louis, in Paris, in the shape of a strong and solid horn, which has lteen surgically removed from th head of a woman residing nt Hyeres, in the Riviera. This apitoudngo grow from tho scalp, was twenty-one centimeters (eight inches) long, nnd in appearance and con sistence resembles the horn of n goat. This deformity is raro. but not so much so as is generally imagined. Cloquet, the eminent anatomist, records n caso, nnd Demarquay has collected llfty-niuo cases. Tho Into Sir Erasmus Wilson gives a very complete ac count of tho deformity in tlio twenty-seventh volume of tho "Transactions of tho Royal Medical nnd Cliirurgicnl Society." Out of ninety loses mentioned therein, forty-four wero in females, thirty-nine in males and the sex of seven Ls unrecorded. In Tho Now' York Medical Repository of 1S20 is described tho case of n man from whose forehead grew a horn which had threo branches, and was fourteen inches in circumference. These growths have their origin in a diseased seba ceous gland, and their treatment is removal. It is necessary to destroy nil remains of tho offending sebaceous gland, or recurrence may happeu. Medical Journal. I Lingering Superstitions. I "I mil not superstitious," said n prominent 1 St Paul gentleman tho other day, "but I always pick up n pin when tho point is to ward me. It is nn infallible sign of good luck to mo." It is surprising how many littlo suterstitious of this kind are prevalent, nnd how much intelligent peoplo nro influenced by them. Thero is a lady living on SL An thony hill who would rather miss her monthly allowance of pin money than to seo tho now moon over her left shoulder. It means four weeks of bad luck for her, and it never fails. In somo of tho southern towns it is a super stition that it means good luck to carry tho bono of a negro's big toe in tho vest pockeL During tho recent real estate boom in tho northern part of this state a young St. Paul real estate dealer rushed around to the ofllcd of another real estate dealer who bad come up from tho sunny south. "Lend mo your nigger bone, quick," he gasped, as ho entered tho otllco of his southern friend. "What do you meant" was tho startled response. "I mean that I hnvo just taken a fly on some Ashland real estate, and I want to borrow tho bono of a nigger's too to braco mo up," SL Paul Globe. A llude Awakening. They wero on their way to the theatre, and sho was tremulously happy. She felt that tho words sho so longed to hear would be spoken that night, and tho idea made her almost dizzy with delight. "Mr. Sampson," she said softly, "why do you wear that bit of string about your linger !" "Oh," replied Mr, Sampson, taking it off, "that was to remind me ot my engagement with you to-night." It wasn't much, but it was enough to tako away tho delightful dizziness. New York Sun. The Captive llalloon. There is to lie a captive balloon at tho French centennial exhibition of 1SS0 which will havo the enormous capacity of 3,119,000 cublofeeL It will ascend 8,360 feet and will carry 100 passengers at one. A PHYSICIAN'S FEES. HOW A FRONTIER DOCTOR RAN UP $11,000 IN TEN DAYS. A Strnngo Contagion Out In Montann A rorm of the 1'lagno Thought to Have Conic from the Celestials A Dis covery. "In the frontier town of Eagle, M. T., where I live," remarked a traveler from the west, "wo have just had a strango contagion. Within a fow days ono-half of tho population found itself afflicted. Tho disease manifested itself in tho form of blue blotches on various parts of tho body, tho hands, fnco and legs being most marked. Somo sold tho discolora tion could le washed off, nnd others said It couldn't. Thero was but ono doctor in town, and ho soon had almost overybody in tho placo ulider treatment. You nover in your life saw a doctor prosper as that man did. Ho charged enormous fees, which the jtcoplo wero glad enough to pay, for they wero all very much frightened. Tho doctor pro nounced the outbreak bluo mango, or a form of tho plague, and said that unless it wero skillfully handled tho most terrible results wero sure to follow blood jtoisoning, decom position, putrid sores nnd deuth. There was no drug store in town, and ho telegraphed to Helena for a supply of tho only medicine which, ho said, had been found cfllencious in such cases. Pending tho arrival of this sup ply ho applied somo sort of oil to tho bluo spots, nnd cautioned tho patients against tho uso of water on tho utlllcted'iKirts. "Well, such excitement as wo had in our town for n fow days you never saw. Tho doctor was tho ono great man in tlio burg. Everybody wanted him, and tho richest so curcd his services nt great cost. Ho was up "ight and day. When tho medicine camo ho said it was very expensive, and that ho had lecn ablo to secure but a limited quantity. Consequently ho doled it out ns sparingly as if If. wero gold, and charged ut tho rate of $10 a bottlo. "Nobody, however, experienced any evil ef fects from tho scourge. Thoro was no pain, no itching, no discomfort of any sort. Tho doctor said that would all como quick enough if tho peoplo neglected to apply tho proper treatment; that a peculiarity of tho terrible scourge was that in its first stages it was seem ingly harmless. Some did havo u burning sensation hi tho uillicted parts, but this did not appear in any case until after they had been to tho doctor for treatment. And thus tho days wore by, wid it was only a question of a week or so mora when tho doctor would havo bud all the monoy in tho town. Ho had been a jtoor devil without a patient, and liv ing from hand to mouth, but now I19 fairly rolled in weultb. "Finally one of our citizens became so nlnrmeci by tho doctor's description of thoter riblo results of tho scourge that ho posted off to Helena to seek further medical advice. During his absence tho jK'bple roo in their might and drovo all tho Chinamen in town over tho range, threatening their lives if thoy over returned. This was done becnuso the. doctor hud expressed an opinion that tho plague hud originally como from tho celes tials, who must havo brought it from China. TOLD A STKANOK STORY. "In two or tlireo days the stage camo hi from Helena and aboard was our citizen who had gone to get medical advice. Ho imme diately called a meeting of tho leading citi zens and told them a strango story. Ho said the so called scourgo was no scourge at nil; that wo had all been duped; that tho discol oration which had alarmed us so greatly was nothing but tho stains of Prussian blue, nnd that tho doctors at Helena had told him (hat our doctor must havo gouo about town se cretly dropping llttlo bits of tho dyo hero nnd there 011 the rail of tho ono billiard table in tho town, on chairs in the saloon, on tho counters nnd every placo where peoplo would bo likoiy to get it upon their clothing or per son. More than this, stains of tho blue had been found on his coat, and doubtless wo could all find similar stains on close examina tion of our clothing. Prussian blue, tho He lena doctors had said, was a diltusivo sub stance, nnd it would bo nn easy matter for any ono starting out systemat ically to placo bits of it in such manner that every man in town would soon becomo marked with it. Again, tho oil which our doctor has applied to tho discolored parts was common castor oil, put on probably for tho purpose of fixing tho color so it could not be easily washed off, while tho wonderful medi cine hich ho had procured from Helena at such great expense proved on analysis to be a mixture of kerosene oil, wuter anil red pop per. "With a howl of rago tho meeting broko up nnd started, every man on tho run nnd with his revolver drawn, for tho otllco of tho doctor. But ho could not bo found. During tho previous night- ho had jumped tho town, and by this time was probably many a milo on his way to tho railway. A party of citi zens mounted their horses and started in pur suit, but returned tlio noxt day without catching sight of tho fugitive. For ten days thut cute doctor, tired of trying to earn his living by practicing medicine in so healthy a town us Eagle, had bagged ubout $11,000 protlt on his investment of a dollar in Prus sian bluo. And ho got nwny with every cent of it." Chicago Herald. HernhartU as it Tigress. As every human being is believed to beur some outward and characteristic resemblance to nu animal, it did not astonish mo tho other uight to hear tho clever analogy between Sarah Bernhardt and a royal tiger very sen sibly accounted for by a scientific man who iws mude the woman a profound study. Ho says the tragedienne's natural disposition is indicated ns clear as print by the curve of her back, tho excessive hollow at the waist lino and the narrowness of tho supple his. Sho carries herself with oil the art of her stage traiuiug, but no Bengal tigress ever stepped with more sinuous grace than this phenome nal creature. Her temper and her passions are as feline as though she traveled in a cage, and tho peculiar sweep of the jaw where it joins the ear and tho shape of tho mouth iuggeot to the closo studont of natural history an ar dent power that is tnoro curious than pleas ing. Those aro only a few physical points of re semblance, but tho brilliant Sarah's history furnishes many moral ones which aro strik ingly borne out as tho years go on. It mat ters little to art that sho can never bo judged by any ordinary standard of conventionality. Sho is a woman, she is a mother, and yet ono of these days who knows but our posterity will bo frequenting a dimo museum to catch a glimpse of o new species of tigress, the star of tho show A lissome beast it is; sleik of coat, with small, flat bead, from which shine two splendidly cruel and amorous eyes and this will be! Sarah 1 Returned to that native state from which she emerged or evolved in the nineteenth century to become a great actress and an embodied caprice Boston Herald. 'Twas Krer Thus. When It's dry you dont need your umbr lla, And It's then always easy to spot it; But when the rain pours you will seek Q (r Tain Some intimate friend's always got It wsshingvca o;ua AN ENGLISH STAG HUNT. A Correspondent's Description of What lInr Ho Considered a Tnmo AfTulr. Now, for tho Information of such readers os may not know what a stag hunt, ns carried on in England, is, let mo endeavor to describo ono. I assumo that everybody out of England has an Idea what an actual stag hunt would be. But unless they saw an English stag hunt, or heard ono described, it would bo im possible for tho mind of man to conceivo an. idea of what an English stag hunt was, for as a "sport" an English stag hunt is sui generis. On tho morning named for tho hunt (gener ally two or threo times a week) tho members assemble on horseback at tho plnco named for tho meet There is always a good as semblage of swells; for stag hunting is a swell sport,"as well as a national ono, no less a person than the queen herself owning n pack of stag hounds, consisting of forty couples, tho largest pack in England. Tho "master" of this pack is tho Earl of Coventry, who gots fifteen hundred n year as well as tho honor. A covered cart drawn by a stout horso comes into.tho field where tho gentlemen nnd women nro assembled and draws up near tho "master," tho only mnn in "pink," tho other menders wearing dark cloth coats. In this cart is the "stag." At tho hour appointed for the hunt to begin tho master gives tho order to "uncart." Thereupon tho "whips" proceed to open tho doors nt tho back of tho cart to let out tho deer. A novice generally expects to see n fiery, untamed animal, with flashing oy& and snorting nostril, spring forth nnd dash nway at full speed. Ho is disappointed. The "stag" is either an old hand, who knows from experienco how much better ho is whero ho is, or a shy and shrinking animal, naturally averse to showing himself in tho presence of a concourso of inimical peoplo and a pack of dripping jowled dogs. In either caso f orco has to bo used to eject him. Ho is shouted at, hustled, poked with sticks, dragged by tho feet, tail nnd bonis and tho wnlL3 of his so curo prison hammered on all sides. At last ho is coaxed or dragged out. Ho looks about him knowingly and timidly and tries to fine.il; back; but tho door of tho cart is quickly closed and ho is favored with a fow more hoots and shoves. Ho catches n glimpso of tho hounds nnd sees thero is noth ing for him but to tako to his heels. Ho is allowed ten minutes' "law," and then tho "hunt" start in pursuit. As soon ns he is found, overtaken nnd "run into" by tho hounds, tho day's "sport" is over. Tho hounds nro whipped and beaten off him, but not be fore ho has had somo rough usago in sundry rents in his "velvet coat," and ho is then put back in tho cart nnd kept for another run. Of courso thero aro times when a stag runs nwny in grand stylo and shows flght to tho hounds, but I will leavo it to any ono who knows to say if tho above is not a fair pict ure of at least somo of tho stag hunts which tako placo in England. London Cor. Argo naut. A l'rcsldentlal Jump. Cnpt. L. W. Dayton relates tho following in regard to a presidential jump: "On tho 18th day of April, 1SG1, tho Fifth Pennsylvania regiment arrived in Washing ton. On tho daynftertho Fifth Massachu setts arrived, and tho two regiments wore im mediately sent into camp near Four Milo Run, threo miles from Alexandria, Va.,ono regi ment on tho north sido of tho run and tho other on tho south sido. On tho 21st I was ordered to Liko part of tho company of presi dent's mounted guards and escort Mr. Lincoln, Secretary of War Cameron and Salmon P. Chnso to tho camps of tho two regimenta The roads were very dry, nnd tho distin guished party was covered with dust on onr arrival. Tho Fifth Pennsylvania was tho first regiment yjsited. After a stay of ono hour or so we all started on foot to visit tho Fifth Massachusetts, which was camped on tho other sido of tho run. Mr.Chasoand Sec retary Cameron started down tho run to And a narrow crossing. Mr. Lincoln mado for tho run, and with a jump crossed it. I undertook to follow him, but, nlasl I could not leap far enough und landed in tho mud. Mr. Lincoln was convulsed with Inugliter. I scrambled out ns soon as possible, being in tho meantimo greeted with a hearty jyul genial 'Ha, ha!' from the president, who udded, 'Captain, you will have to learn to jump better than that if you want to jump in the president's steps.' " Wnshingou Hatchet. Incident of tho Orr.ngo ltlot. Every window rained bricks. Through it all the Seventh's men stood liko rocks blocks of granite. Tho captains called out: "Now, men, no firing without orders. Company ready!" A lieutenant spraug to tlio front of B company and walked up and down boforo those loaded and lull cocked pieces, quietly saying, "Steady, boys," and pressing down with Ills sword every pieco which showed a tendency to riso above tho proper alignment. Then camo tho first and oidy pistol shot fired at this point It was followed almost immediately by tho only shot fired by a Seventh man that day. Only one shot, but it was so deliberately put where it would do tho most good that it quieted tho mob as effectually us a volley would havo done. Tho pistol bullet whistled by an officer's ear. Turning to the men behind him, ho asked: "Did any ono of you see who fired thatT "Yes, 1 did, captain," said one. "It was that fellow in tho red shirt getting in the window there." "Suro of tho mnnP "Yes, sir." "Then shoot him." The soldier obeyed orders, no took deliber ate aim und shot his man dead. Every ono near saw tho shot. Every ouo saw its effect. It was an execution. Thero was no need of any more shooting. Tho firing ceased in front. Tho fighting was over. New York Commercial Advertiser. A Subject For ltedectlon. A rural gentleman who was recently smug gled for a few minutes into tho Author's club was surprised to find a general absence of tho long hair, wild eyes, ancient linen and verdi gris which havo been handed down by tradi tion as the belongings of thoso who go down to deathless ages in books. Ho said: "Why you scribblin' fellers looks jess like brokers 'n gentlemen !" Ho was informed that an effete and iconoclastic .civilization had long sinco relegated wild eyes to cranks, introduced soap to poets and discovered that long hair was not necessary to warm the few brains which tho averago magazine writer is supposed to possess. But tho sight staggered him. He said, "You can't tel me. l'vosaw Dickens n Thack'ry n Bullyer, n they looked on uat'ral 'n queer. Look at ther books! Whar's yours I No, sir. Jeenyus is keerless. Jeenyus doesn't scratch hisself allers for thought. Jeenyus doesn't keer a ding fer collars to blackln'. Jeenyus is a btirnin', poor, God forsaken' mlsribble, free Iuncher, but he gits thar. Whar's yer books!" Thero waa Indeed a deep subject for reflection here New York World. Could Not Violate the Rule, ' ' Reporter, interviewing rich man: '"You began life barefooted and worked for f I a week, I believeP "No, sir, I didn'L" . "Well, that will have to go anyway. They ir.do It, and if wo should make an exception in your caso oar readers would complain. " Ellington Free Pre l ft