The Oregon scout. (Union, Union County, Or.) 188?-1918, May 07, 1887, Image 6

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    OREGON SCOUT
JONES & CHANCEY, Publishers.
if.vio.v. oiwuosr.
MJ ft L- UllUt Ot-.-M.
The loaves may fnll on tlio autumn wind, i
Hut they novcrcan fado away,
For the blood rod loaf of October
la more grand than the verdant of May.
Tho blosioms of sprinR-tlmo boar promlso
and hope
To the heart that is happy In youth.
Out tho golden sheaf and the crimson leaf
Tell tho grander story of Truth.
They prove that tho pat was worth living
It promise and hopo not In vnln,
Tho promise of sprlng-tlino Is richly fullllled
In tho red leaf and rich golden grain.
To my mind thM thought brings a couplet
I road In a im one day
"Will you lovo mo, then, 'mid tho falling
loaves
As you did 'mid tho bloom of May?"
Vouth's love, like tho promise of sprlng-tlmo,
Is hopeful and happy and bright.
Twill truor and firmer and happier bo
In life's waning, yet rich, golden light.
As I love the dear loolc of bonny brown hair
With a lovo that can no'er fado nwny
With tho satno true lovo yut hullowcd by
tlmo
I will lovo the dear locks of gray.
Eugent II. ,. Randolph.
"PENNY GAFFS."
A Glioap and Hnrmlosa Kind
Amusoincut,
Of
l'"t nml Lean Wiiinrii itml "l'rcal(H
Mature," tin Seen In l.onilnii Soine
, thing About tho ItUlis or tho
' HiikIiicmm,
of
London! One Saturday nfglit T was
Btrollintf aimlessly along ""is of tlto
principal market thoroughfares in the
.neighborhood of Hoxton, when my at
tention was drawn to a crowd of people
outside a shop, the window of which,
Instead of being lilleil, as usual, with
goods suited to the requirements of the
locality, was occupied by a large can
vas, painted all over in glaring colors
with marvelous tigures of performing
dogs, fat women, .skeletons, giants, red
Indians and a number of odd-looking
animals, to classify which under their
correct genus would have puzzled tho
most eminent living naturalist. In
front of the shop a piano-organ, evi
dently ordered to stop there for the oc
casion, poured forth such cheering lavs
ns -"Wait till the Clouds itoll lly,"
".Tcanie," and "Mother, I've Come
Home to Die," varied by a lively jig or
breakdown, which was the signal for a
number of children in the roadway to
perform singular gymnastic feats, which
passed muster for dancing. A fat man
with a red face and a very hoarse voice
stood guard at the entrance to the shop
tho inside of which was concealed
Jrom tho eager gaze of 'those without
by n dirty curtain of green baize
stretched across the doorway and en
deavored to induce the crowd to pay
their pennies and "walk in." His har
nngue, frequently repeated, was some
thing like this: "Just a'-goin' to begin,
Bignor Harborino's great traveling show
admission one penny where can bo
seen the wonderful fat woman of Cali
fornia, and that hextrahordinary freak
' nature, the armless child, which can
write with its feet, and never knows tho
loss of its harms, 'cos it never had none,
and also 'cos nater 'as perwided it with
legs what does twice as well.
Now, then, there-stand aside, and let
tho lady pass.") (This to a group of
small boys who had got as near to tho
doorway as possible.) "Thank you,
inarm.-Just a-goin' to begin, as ex
hibited before all tho crowned 'ends of
Europe and all tho ryal family, and
specially engaged to appear at tho
Jlimperial theaterof Peking, in Chiney.
No dogs admitted, sir; and children
must be paid for. Signor Harborino's,"
etc.
The impression left on most of tho
crowd seemed to bo that if they missed
that show, it would bo a matter of re
gret to them for tho rest of their nat
ural life, for they pressed eagerly for
ward anil paid their pennies. In about
seven minutes the simp was crammed
with a mieellaueous crowd of men,
women - with some of their purchases
for the Sunday dinner bulging out of
basket too small to contain them -and
boys and girls of that intermediate ago
between childhood anil youth; little
children in tho charge of bigger chil
dren; and one or two of a bettor class
if young men, who seemed to have
dropped in merely for the fun of tho
thing.
1 entered with a number of others,
and obtained a place as near as 1 could
to another hanging of green baie at
the further end of tho shop, for 1 im
ngined that behind this must be con
cealed some of the wonders so graphic
ally painted on tho canvas outside.
The place having become full, the green
baize was drawn aside, and a young man
with a very Kast-end look handed out a
Miort, fat, ugly, greasy-looking woman
of about four fuel in height, but weigh
ing, I should think, about eighteen
stone. She was dressed in a showy,
tawdry material, covered with elabo
rate trimmings equally tawdry, and
seemed pleased with the amount of at
tention she received. When tho Mast-
end voting man had finished a minute
account of her hoiglit. weight, age,
measurements, etc., members of tho
crowd worn requested to "shako 'amis
with tho fat lady; ' ami an intimation
was iriveu that should any of the audi
unco, in tho performance of this act of
friendly greeting, pass any coin of tho
realm from their own Into thu lady's
palm, whv well, tho fat ludy would
not bo ollendetl.
This mitt of tho ceremony liavin
Vuon gut through, displaying on tho
part of tho crowd an eager desire to
get near enough to have the honor of
touching tho lady's hand, she was
handed back again behind the baize
screen; nnd another woman, tho an
tipodes of the first one, made her ap
pearance. She was about five feet
eight inches in height, dressed
in dirty white muslin, covered all
ver with pale blue and pink bows.
Tho Kast-end young man stated she
was only four stone in weight, and
gave various other particulars, which
Were all received by the audience with
rapt attention. The sight of this hide
ous specimen of humanity was too
much for me, and I elbowed my way
to the door, thus missing the remain
ing attractions of the show, including
the "hextrahordinary freak o' nature
the armless child," whom, however, I
was destined to see at a future date.
Tho following Monday afternoon I
was passing on business through the
same thoroughfare, when I observed
the red-faced man with the hoarse
voice standing, or rather lounging, out
side the entrance to the show. Having
a quarter of an hour to spare, and feel
ing interested in the extraordinary be
ings I had seen on the previous Satur
day, I accosted him, and asked him if
he would come and have something to
warm him at a neighboring public
house; intimating, as an excuse for
my speaking to him, that I had been
in his show on the Saturday. No
apologies seemed necessary, and I pn.
coeded to question him as to the work
ing, prospects, etc., of bis show.
"Where do we git the living curiosi
ties from? Well lots o' places; gin
erally the least likely tins. Sometimes
a poor family has some sort o' deformed
child born, and they gits to hear as
'ow, in a show like' ours" (he
straightened himself up), "they giLs
taken good care on, and 'as a chance
o' making something besides what
we pays 'em. They comes and oilers
us the curiosity; and if we thinks it'll
take, why, we gives 'em a sum down,
and so much a week as long as they're
with us; and precious glad they are of
it, they are. Von see, it's friendly all
round: It pays us; it pas the poor peo
ple; it pleases tho curiosity; and it
amuses the public. If we didn't take
'em into our show, they'd very likely
git sent to the workus, or kicked about
and ill-treated, 'cos they wouldn't be
able to earn their own living. Hut
when they're with us, their people gits
kind o' proud of 'em, and will come
and 'ang around tho show, and seem
glad if they can git any one to listen to
em when they says they're related to
the curiosities inside. There's always
ploiitv of oilers a-coming to us. Some-
'times we buys a performing animal oil"
some.eitvus people when lie s old and
not good enough for them, but quite
smart enough for us. Sometimes we
gits 'em young, and trains 'em our
selves. Sometimes Hut there
it won't do to tell you hevery thing, or
you'll be writing to the newspapers or
something o' that kind."
This dark allusion to something
mysterious heightened my curiosity,
and I endeavored to draw him out fur
ther, but with no success; and ho pres
ently went on again as follows:
"i'ay? Ves, of course it pays, else
v shouldn't keep on the same lay.
There ain't much to bo done any
wheres in tho daytime, and none at all
just here; but of a-night, wo can till
the show as many times as wo likes;
and although it's only a penny, when
there's sixty -or seventy people go
in every quarter of an hour,
you see it mounts up. Lots on
'em goes in three or four times,
they gits so interested. After one
show's over and a fresh batch ready,
some of those who went in tirst '11 come
back and pay agin, p'r'aps bringing a
friend, who was awaiting to hear what
the fust one said about it; and then they
goes in again, 'cos fhey can't remem
ber how much tho fat lady weighs; or
else they gits to feel a sort o' pride that
they vo bin to our show more tunes
than any n their mates. I.or hless you,
t
sir, l I) novo some on em iceis sorry
they wasn't born a curiosity themselves!
Yes, it's always best to git in what's
ailed a low neighborhood, though why
it should bo called low, I duuno. Poor
people's pennies are as good as any one
else's, as fur as I can make out; and if
anv o' the voting fellers ever gits ob-
treperus or a-teasingof the curiosities,
we've only got to speak a bit sharp to
'em, and they're as quiet as a murderer
iftor he s been and got angeil.
Tho reader w'.ll observe that his sim
iles were both forcible and original.
'Ves, about a week is the time for
st iyingin one place- sometimes a fort
night, and we have run ;fs long as three
weeks when we've had some fust-class
curiosities. Hut we alius seems to lie
moving, and never gits settled. Of
course, if one of our best attractions
dies, as thev often does if the weather's
bad, we have to shut up for a tune,
'cos it gits noised about that there
'ain't half so much to bo seen as is
announced. There never is, ou say?
Well, and wot if there ain't? Are "o
any worse than any one else, 1 should
like to know? Is the man what adver
tises medicine to euro every thing a-tcll-ing
the truth any more than us? Is tho
man what waters his milk, and takes
his day it's pure, any hotter? No; hut
just 'cos it's us, and our show ain't
quite idl what it says on the canvas, wo
git called rogues ail swindlers."
I saw it was time to replenish the
empty tumbler; but. in spite of it, I
could get very little tfioro out of tho
hoarse-voiced man. I had evidently
touched his dignity, so, wishing him
"crowded housuvs" wherever ho wont, 1
left him to Ids retleetiuns on tlto in.
equHlitloa of soolnl advonturus gou
orally.
Slnco Until I have huon to sooros of
"punnv guflV' as they are called in the
neighborhoods which are favored with
their visits, and have seen natural de
formities ("freaks of nature," tlto can
vas generally lias it), wild animals
(generally poor beasts which want a lot
of goading before their "hot blood"'
can be got up sullicieutly to make them
look fierce), fat women and skeletons,
strong men and dwarfs, jugglers and
acrobats, performing dogs, snake
charmers, and latterly, "thought-readers;"'
the last-mentioned having till
been pupils of the leading thought
readers of the day, and paid a fabulous
sum for their initiation into t lie main
mysteries of the art. Sometimes the
tricks done are really clever; iometiines
as transparent as crystal; often, by the
aid of an accomplice, who, despite his
endeavors to appear to be one of the
crowd, can 'generally be picked out by
the discerning, because lie invariably
overdoes his part ; and sometimes the
are not tricks at all, but miserable at
tempts, which deceive nobody. Hut the
people who go to see them are satisfied,
and that is every thing. They can give
a penny when-they could not all'oni
sixpence: and, if the entertainment is
not intellectual, it is certainly not very
harmful, the only real objectionable
feature being the exhibition of natural,
or, more correctly speaking, unnatural
human deformities. L'humOcrS Jour
nal. STREET POLITENESS.
.In i;iiy Toward 1'iniliig Tliut Manner
Minlllil .Ma lid Women us Well lit, Men.
The ladies of this city are rapidly
learning to keep to tho right on muddy
crossings, and are a Is adopting other
simple courtesies which are putting
them to the front as tho handsomest
and best of the sisterhood in America,
but occasionally an obstinate, strong
minded, contrary specinleu is encoun
tered, who will persist in ambling to
the left, or doing' some other equally
inconsistent and unnecessary act. A
gentleman who has traveled extensively
in Kurope remarked to a reporter, while
discussing some of the characteristics
of the gentler sex, that, the men of
America arc largely'to blame for the
disposition of some of the fair creatures
to take this surrender of every thing as
a matter of course, for they have so
long treated them with such gallantry
that many have been educated into re
garding as a right what is simply a
courtesy. In Paris or Vienna, for in
stance, if a street ear bo crowded with
males, and a lady should enter, not one
of them would venture to oiler a seat,
anil the lady herself would not expect
it. The women there have never been
taught that they had any more right"
titan a man. and for that reason, if an
American should extend a courtesy lit
is accustomed to at home, he would be
stared at as an Anak. and even the lad
herself would be tempted to regard it
as impertinent. Anil then he said that
the uugajlantries to the ladies to be
met with across the Continent were
siitl'tcii'iit to keep an American's blood
boiling, and ho never wanted to see
similar rudeness extend to this country,
although the ladies sometimes invited
it by the matter-of-fact way in which
they pre-empted every thing in the line
of accommodation to which their fanc
inclined.
It was Florence Marryat who once
wrote that Americans excelled all na
tions in attention to their women, but
that the American ladies were the
most unmannerly; but she awarded the
palm of boorishness to the men of her
.iwn nationality, which is Kuglish. In
New York, and even in cultivated Hus
ton, a churlish treatment of ladies in
a public conveyance is beginning to
make itself felt, and in the former city
the S'jh sneeringly speaks of tin inci
dent oil si ear, where a gentleman sur
render his se.'.t. as a "lost art." The
ivorago American, however, whether
I'ich or lowly, is proud of a chance to
be tender and chivalrie to a ladv, and
he is amply compensated if his courte
sy be recognized as a courtesy, and not
accepted as a right.
It seems like it little thing to keep to
the right on it muddy crossing, but there
are many ladies walking abreast who
never stop to consider the limited pas
sage, anil coolly appropriate it sis they
would tt seat in a ear. I here are men.
too, wiio do this thing, but as a goner-
it thing thev do it at the risk of being
pushed to one Side, for they know that
while the average man will take -a ood
ileal oil' a woman he will stand no fool
ishness from one of his own sv, and
will elbow him into the mud without
the slightest compunction of conscience
if lie neglected to obev the common
law of keeping to the right. Inilianap
is .NVi's.
A Congressman's Faithfulness.
As John (Juiney Adams, then a rep
resentative in Congress, was crossing
the hall of the Hoiiscof Representative
on the afternoon of Monday, May IS,
1810, one of his feet caught in the
straw matting on the tloor, and caused
him to fall with such violence a to dis
locate his right shoulder. After being
coueyed to his residence, however,
the shoulder was restored to its socket,
and, regardless of what most men
would consider a very sullleieut reason
for remaining at home, this faithful
representative, with his bandaged
shoulder and disabled right arm, was
again at his pot in tho House of Hop
reseutatives at the iininil hour of meet
ing the next day. Jnii. l'rU'y tore,
in llwton liutlyei. '
"Have you ever sat upon mi in
quest?" nuked tho coroner of a cowboy.
"Hotelier life I hev, stranger," was the
ready answer. "And what kind of a
verdict did you bring in?" "A charge
of murder against tho doctor." V. J'.
UernU.
in i i m i
A York State judge is wrestling
with tho question wlmtliur hatching
eggs it niHUiifautui'lng ohtokona.
SCALLOP FISHING.
How One of the Iture Delicacies of till
Kimtcrn Markets In Obtained.
Though it had long prcviusly beejt
enjoyed by the shore towns' in New
England, the introduction of the scal
lop as tin edible into the New York
markets is as recent as 1R.08 or '5'J.
Now the annual product of t ho fishery,
which is restricted in area and subject
to much variation, amounts to some
thing like 7.1,000 gallons in all, worth
from twenty-five to thirty thousand
dollars tit first cost; and New York re
ceives and dispenses about three
fourths. The species of scallop in question is
I'cctcn Irrmlium, which is common in
suitable places all along our coast.
Hesides this there are half-a-dozen
other varieties, living at more or les
depths in tite Western Atlantic, one of
which, the great l'ccten tcnuicostutus of
the coast of Maine and the Hay of
Kundy, was formerly highly valued by
the people of that region, but now is
too scarce to appear on the tables of
even "the rich" except at rare inter
vals. Scallops are caught by hand-dredging
from small sail boats. The dredge
are about thirty inches in width, have a
scraper blade upon the bottom, and in
favorable weather several may be
thrown over from each boat. In shoal
v7ter an iron-framed dip net is some
times used on calm days. Jt is pretty
hard work, and entails exposure to very
severe weather.
The only edible part of the scallop is
the squarish mass of muscle (the
adductor) which holds the shells
together, and this part is skillfully cut
out by "openers." who have their
houses at the lauding places where the
dredgers take their cargoes to be sold.
It is the buyer, not the dredger, who
"opens" or "cuts out" the meat and
prepares it for market. In some places
men alone are employed in this work,
at others women and girls for the most
part, and they will earn from eighty
cents to .'lbn day. The work is per
formed with great dexterity. The
motions of an expert opener are but
three after the scallop is in hand. The
bivalve is taken in the left hand, palm
up, with the hinges of the scallop
towards the opener's body. The knife
a' simple piece of steel ground sharp,
and with one end stuck in a wooden
handle is inserted in the opening of
the shell furthest from the breast. The
upper -'eye" is severed through by this
movement. A tlirt at the same moment
throws oil' the tinner shell. The second
motion cuts the lower fastenings of the
eye to the upper shell and takes the
soft and useless rim oil'. The last
motion pitches the shell into one barrel
and the Soft and slimy rim into another,
while the eye is thrown into
a basin of yellow stoneware
holding a gallon. They are then
poured from the basin into a large
colander, thoroughly washed, placed
in chnrti boxes and shipped to New
York and Hrooklyn. As little fresh
water or ice is placed in contact with
the "meats" as possible, as it is thought
detrimental to their firmness and flavor.
As this is altogether a winter operation,
the hell) of ice in transportation is not
usually needed.
There is. or ought to be. no waste in
the scallop fishery. On Long Island
the refuse is taker by the farmers as
manure. The sen-faring agriculturists,
have always been accustomed to re
plenish their half-exhausted lands with
the scrapings of the beach, and with
the menhaden and other seine-fish which
could be caught plentifully enough for
the purpose in the oiling much to the
disgust of every stranger who found
himself to leeward of their fields. This
demand failing, there is always sale foi
the refuse to the regular fertilizer-factories
scattered along the shore.
The shells are preferred above all
others by the oyster-planters as
"stools" or "culteh" to spread upon
their deep-water planting-bods as ob
jects upon which the oyster-spawn may
"set" and grow. This wise preference
is due to the fragility of the scallop
shell, permitting it to break into
pieces under the strain of a growing
cluster of osters. each one of which
will be benefited by the separation,
which frees it from the crowding of its
fellows and gives it room to expand by
itself into comely and valuable rotun
dity, intead of remaining a strap
shaped distorted member of a coales
cetit group. All their shells, therefore,
can easily be sold by the openers to
the oystornien at troin three to live
cents it bushel. Nrnest IngersoU, in
American Xatitralist.
Excavations in Rome.
Tho Roman arclucologist, Prof. Ku
dolfo, has had for tho past sixteen
years the absolute control of Roman
excavations. Speaking of his work in
conversation, he said: "Tho excava
tions in Rome are now-being conducted
by the national government, tho muni
cipal government and private citizens.
Hundreds of statues and busts wo havo
found, some of marble, others of costly
bronao. many in perfect preservation.
The (ioverniueut has spent within the
last twelve years not far from $1,000,
000, but it 'has been a remarkable busi
ness investment, for tho value of our
tiitds is placed at ft, 000,000. So rap
idly is the work going on that we are
almost unable to storo properly from
day to day tho results of oxoavation."
S. J'. V.
(teorge Pancake, of Anoka, Minn.,
with lii dog and gun, started to walk
to a lumber camp. Ho met two men,
and loaned on his gun as ho talked to
them. Ms dog jumped upon him, hit
tint liKUunur of tho gun with his paw,
the gun was disoluirgod, and J.5eorgo.
was shot dead. A. 1. Sun, w
WHO KflOW ITS VALU1
That is a fair qtiestion.in repnrd to any
thing, and ai to "Compound Oxygen" it.
may have the completes! sort of an answer
by any applicant to l)rs. Stakkkv &
i'ALKN, lf'ifl) Arch Street. Philadelphia,
Pa, who have names (to whom they may
with lull consent reter) in nearly every
State nnd Territory of the United Stnt h.
Judge Kelley, "fotherof llteUnited Suites
House of Ht'preseiitatives," beads the list
of willing witnesses. Every prolossiou
nnd occupation is represented. Send for
tlie literatute on the subject which will
come to j on free.
Orders for the Compound Oxygen Home
Treatment will be tilled by 11. A. Matthews,
015 Powell Street, Sun Francisco.
The longest span of wire in the world is
used for a telegraph in India, over the
river Kishns. It is more than COHJ feet in
length; and is 12,000 feet high.
A SUGGKSTlOit TO.THE IRaVELIHG .
PUBLIC.
TonristR, emigrants nnd mariners Unit that
ltotetler's fctomnch Hitters is a medicinal
safeguard against nnhi ultlidil InlltitnccH, up
on which they can implicitly rely, nince It pro
vents the ellccts of itiatetl nttiiosphere, unite
customed, or unwholesome diet, bail water, or
other conditions untax ornlile H. health. On
long voyages, or joiiriiejsin latitudes adjacent
to the eipiat or, it is especially libel til as a preven
tive of the febrile complaints and disorders of
the stomach, liver and bowels, which u'o apt
to attack nathes of the temperate zone so
journing or travtling in Mich regions, and It is
an excellent protection agaltibt the iulluenco of
extreme cold, sudden clii.nges of teinpciature,
exposure to dump or extreme fatigue, it not
only prevents intermittent and remittent fever,
and other diseases of a malarial tpe. but
eiadieales them, u fact x hkh Iiuh been notor
ious for J ears past in Not th anil Plinth Amur
lea, Jlevkn, the West indits, Aiibtmliii uud
other countiics.
Try walking with your hands behind
you if you are becoming, bent lorward.
Don't hawk, hawk, ami blow, b!ow, dis
gusting everybody, but use Dr. fcage's
Catarrh Itenicdy.
Try a rloth wrung from cold xvater, put
about the i.eck, for si re throat.
WHAT A fObTAGE bl AMP WILL DO.
Now rend this carefully, und note every
word, for it may lay the foundation for
your future happiness and health. Any
man or woman, young or old, that, sutlers
witli any disease, no matter what it is
called, or of how long standing, or xvho
has ilootored you. if you xx ill sit down and
write me a full history of the case, and all
the symptoms, I will write von my opinion
of the eae, the probabilities of a cure anil
cost. I am prepared to treat everything
requiring surgical appliances as well as
meilicinall) ; am a graduate; 30 years prac
tice. Mm and xx omen both can write to
me in strictest c mlldence. Pel sous com
ing to the city are requested to call on me.
Enclose a stamp and address
W. H FOHDEN, M. D.
Offlee-S and 0, l'irbt National Hunk,
Portland, Oregon,
LIVING ON THE REFUTATION OF OTHERS.
"Take everything that I have but my
good name; leave me that and I am con
tent." So said the philosopher. So say
nil manufacturers of genuine articles to
that horde ot imitators winch thriven
upon the reputation of others. The good
name ol jW.I.I olu.s. l uiaies i niniun mis
induced many adventurers to put in the
market iniilations that are not only ihck
inn in the lest elements of the genuine
article, nut are often harmlul in tneir
ell'ects. This is not only theft, but might
xvull be called malpractice, bucli a Hung
ought not io he. Hie public should tw
warned against ino-e irauus, mm, mien
an external remedy is needed, he sure to
in. ist upon having Ai.l.toi iv's Poitoi's
Plastkh.'
4'iiU-iim. "Jlrown'.s llronchiul
Troches" tire a sine remedy for Coughs
and Sore Throat. 25 cts. a Isjx.
A strong cup of coltee xxill remove the
odor of onions from the b eath.
JOHNNY'S COMrOSITlON ON MEDICINE.
'"there Is two k'tids of medicine besides
the kind you Rut) On and the llrst kind is
the fcift kinu which j on lake with a
mmon while A man holds your Head and
v.iu kick and Rimtle some because it
Tistes so an t Hie other kind is the Hard
kind which is called Pills and it is the
Hardest of the whole becau-e it is so Hard
to go Dovxii but it does not make any
Dillerence which kind on Take when you
get it took jou wibh jou Hud not for it
makes quite a Row in jour Stomach und
R oih Anund."
Uvidcnil) .Inhnnx's experience in medi
cine does not include Dr. i'lerce's "Pleas
ant Purgative Pello s." which are easy to
take and do their xvork quietly and calmly.
Neither does it include in the wav "t
"Soft MedhiMo" Dr. Pe rce's "Golden
Medical Discovery," xvhich though power
fill to cure all chronic der.tiigenientP of
(lie lixer and blood, is pleasant lo the
taste and agreeable in its t ttVcts. Un
equaled as a remedy for all scrofulous
diseases, pimp e, blotches eruptions,
ulcers, swelled glands, goitre or thick
neck, lever-sores and hip joint disease.
A nip of hot water drunk before meals
xvdl prevent nausea and dyspepsi,.
Oilier ns'eneies of Kastern typ
founders haxe to pay freigts und xxill ad
vance their prices.
Relief is immediate a id a cure sure.
Piso's Remedy for Catarrh. SO cents
Cuticura
a Positive Cure
for pVorV form of
r.SSinandBl0d
t V.
Diseases
Is
5--from 5?-
Pimples to Scrofula,
OK IX TOltTl'HKS OF A I.IPKTIMK IX
iX .iili- ..ll.iv. i,l hv il warm bath with C I' l l
ct'HA eOAP, a real mkhi lieaunuer, wm biuk"
application of Clticcua. the great bkln C u'e.
Tliis repented dully, with txvoorthree doweaof
Ct'Tlut'HA HKsoLVK.vr.the No wlllooil Puritler,
to keep tho blood cool, tho perspiration pure
and unicritating, tho bowels open, the liver una
ktituoyB active, will epeeaiiy cure.
!... ,uii tntier rliiL-u 01 111. tisoriaslg. llciicn
pruritUH.Hcall head.iiandrutt', unit every species
of torturing. ilintlgurliiK-. Hchlng.scaly and pitn
ply diseases of tlui skin and scaln, xvlth loss of
hair, when physicians Mtul all known remedies
r.,t
Sold every where. I,rice,Ci'Ticuiu.5oo.; Soai
Mo.; Rksolvknt. 31. Prepared by tho i'ovrr.u
imUO AMI l llt.MtCAI. 1. 11., lllisill.s, .il.isn
irSind for "How to I'ure suin Diseases,
niUIM.K blackheads, chapped anil uil cKiu
1 I HI prcxented liv l l Til l IIA .xn lucaieu wuu.
HALL'S
SAR3APAR1LLA
Cures all Diseases originating from
llsordered stato of the JiLUUU or
LIVER. Rheumatism. Neuralgia,
Boils. Blotches. Pimnles. Scrofula.
Tumors. Salt Rhenm aud MercuHa
Pains readily yield to its purifying
properties. It leaves tho Blood pare,
the Liver and Kidneys healthy and the
Complexion bright and clear.
J. R. GATES t CO., Proprietors
417 Sansomo St., San Francisco.
RUPTURE PERMANENTLY CURED.
We will pay yoUr faro from any part of
United States to l'ortland and hotel expenses
xxhlle here if xxo do not produce indisputable
evidence from well-known bankers, doctors,
lawyer?, merchants und farmers as to our re
liability In the cure of reduceable rupture or
hernia, without knife, needlo or Bharp instru
ment. You an1 securo against accident from
the flrst day until cured, and tho cure guaran
teed permanent or money refunded. Ti ou can
xrk every day, no matter xvlint your occupa
tion, without, uumtur or inconvenience. Con
sultat.'ons free. Ufllco hours from 10 to 4 dally.
Correspondents xxill enclose stump for reply
and address l)rs. Korden & Luther, rooms 8 and
9. First National bank, Portland. (Jiegon.
Mention this pnper.
When Ilaby was sick wo gave her Castoria.
When she was a Child, sho cried for Castoria,
When Bho became Miss, she clung to Catoria.
When shehad Children, sho gave them Caatoria.
Try taking oil -liver oil in tomato
catsup if j on want to make it palatable.
"Golden Medical Discovery" will not
euro a person whose lungs, are almost
wasted, but it is an unfailing remedy for
consumption if taken in time. All drug
gists. Well ventilated bedrooms will prevent,
morning headaches and lassitude.
Go to Toxvne & Moore when In Portland
for best Photographic and Cravon work.
TllYflKUMi.A fur breakfast.
AXxntel
Tree from Ojyiiitcs, Emetics and l'oisoru
SAFE.
SURE..
PROMPT.
AT l)ittPal!ITS AND IlKAl PF.A.
till, tllittl.1. A. MIlil.l.F.lt (I)., It ALT! 310UF., MO.
Cures Ithcumatism, Neuralgia,
Itafknrhf npnilarlii., iiioiimf
siiniln.. llritUc, He, lf.
pull r.. rii'TV cevi-s.
AT nifl'lli.tSTS AMI IIKXI.fcK3i
THE CIUKI KS A. Xlll.r.l.FII I II.. XAI1 IIIOIU, Mil.
'0 Years
LYD5A E.
Record
PSNKHAM'S
VEGETABLE
COMPOMHD,
Isn PosIUtd Ciiro
Fnr All. nf hn.( Painful
'Doiic&ta Con-pUmts and
Complicated troubl"3 and
Wcaknoa&os so common
amorr cur. Wives, Mothers,
and Laughters.
It trill aire entirely
allomrianorvaglnal
trouLtes, Ivla mma-
V Hon ar.il I lcrrx
fatten, J'alliro and
Vispiaccmeti:! a.
conBcquent filial
irfaJ.ncM.iifiJ 13
nnrtiei.larlll
'Z-yt'r,,nnted to f.'io
Tho Womnn'B Sure Friend change of life.
l.ATIE1. IT XX-ILL KOT 1 EBFOttU HUliOICAIi OlTKATIOVS OB
CUUC C'ASCEIl, HUTlr WILL UNDEU AI L CinCTMSTASrES, ACT
IN niltJI' INT XVTT1I THE LAWS Olf NATURE. tTIATKITFU'-a
Off BEARlNO DOWN, CACEINO PAIS, XVElOHT A.H BACKACHE,
IS ALWAYS ITRSt AXENTLY CCttEO PY ITS CSU.
Jjyrfrioldby IJruKKistH. Trice ! 1 .per iioiuc.
Jlrj. l'lukliam'sIihcrPIIIicurocaii'-tiiiatloB. 20c.
The HUYKIIS' OUIHK t
ixfiurd Spt. mid Murch,
eiu:li ver. 31 puses,
8'i,xnva nclies,xviin
3 BOO lllnstruUiniH i
ttliulc Picture Gallery.
(JlVl.H AVliolcsulc 1'rlifH
dlrtet to eansiimvr " son" '
personal or family '" Tills lioxv
order, and filves rxurt cost ofctTj
tlilnS you use, rnt, ,rlV
have fun with. Then I.WAIaUAIH
HOOKS toniuln luforinntlou
from the iiiurkrti of I lie -world.
will mull u co,.y KllKB to y n 1
lrs. upon receipt of 10 cts. to Uefr
expense of mulltn. It us lieui from
yon. ltrspeetfully,
MONTGOMERY WARD & CO.
ttt A- SHI! WuIhmIi Aenue. ClilciiiTO. III.
HATCH
CHICKENS,
WITH THU
-Jf 7U EGS !
.l f a o arirv I
PETALUMA INCUBATOR
T1VK MOST
8iiccorul .Machine Mailo
3Gohl. Medals, 1 BIlverMulal.
and 15 First l'u mlums.
HATCHES All KINDS OF EtCS.
tV Semi foi UrVo Hlortratcd flrcular and bco bow
you may get till lllCUlwilur I'ltlli:.
Address VETALTJMA INCU15AT01tCO.,retalaina)
I'.tl.
Althouih I a luylmt 3S lr 10U1 for lay "''P
brand. m n.df am more than twenty hie time" "
sine- 1 put In your Tnn.lll'i Punch' .V ciar I could
not haio Ulirvctl It Youra rmp-ctfully.
X.V.M M I1A1.K, IlrwreUt. rhlcaco.
Address. II.W.TAXHI M. A .'
ln liner A; Key manufacture their
own good, anil can Mill l,ur COut- lowur
than any other house.
The only t.leU of type, proven anil
print iK n.aier.al will bo touiui at Palmer
fcHoy'H Portland hoiwe.
lv no I'VeifrlH. Palmer Ac He'
manufaetiiro their own type, anil having
no freiBht" to pav they will not advance
their price.
a piso's ltemeily for Catarrh is tlio
rkfct, hasitt to I wi, and I licapet.
1
Bold by, urnwrif t or sent by mail.
Wc. L. T. Hiutfltiae, arren, l'a.
llEiJlTM
firr r, THE GREAT rtPflf?Hi
hfcntaAN HEMfeUT
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t, s rx. fj-
r. tv -so-A-vi vo-sov.
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if t ne, ha gnti
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