1 RUSSIA'S nVLEH IS VKltlL. An Attempt to Take Ills lAft on the Annlrer sary of the Assassination of Ills i'athev. St. PuTEnsncna. March 15. It was scml official!; stated today that Sunday tbc polio were ituformed that an attempt mlcbt be mail on the life of the czar on that day, It being the anniversary of the assassination of bis father. As a result the police arrested near the Imperial palace sereral persons discov ered holding dynamite bombs In their bauds ready to throw at the czar as ho emerged. London, March 15. The KusMan erabajpv In Loudon has received dispatches confirm ine the reports of a discovery of a plot to as sasslnatc the czar and the arrest of the rlhg leaders. These dispatches say that no actual attempt was made to kill the czar, as the plot nan oeen uiscovcreu uciore ue icii me pamcc. The HrltMi covernment has received tils- patches to the same effect from the lirltlsb ambassador at St. Petersburg. imiktty neaui.y suct Essrci- A dispatch from St l'etersburir to the Dally Xexct says: "While the czar was returning from the requiem services in the cathedral of bt. Peter and St. Paul a bomb attached to t cord was thrown in hi- direction. The Inten tiou was to tighten the string, which was connected with the mechanism, anil thus ex Diode the burnt), but bt-fore it could lie execu ted the criminal and a suspected accomplice were seizeu. it was lounu mat iney liven together In a lodging house In a suburb of the city. The police visited this home and dis covered there a quautit.v of explosives and a number of icvolutlourv p.imnhlets. Over'JOJ persons have already boon arrested In coiinee Hon tilth the affair, and domiciliary visits arc uelng niaUe thotlghout the city. ''The German Dollce had warned the Rus sian authorities that an attempt was to be made against the czar's life, but the latter failed to trace the Dlotters." A telegram from Vienna confirms the Xew dispatch, and says that the bomb was thrown under the czars carriage and that It was shaped like a book, so that It could be carried In the hand without exciting suspicion. A dlsnatch from St. Petersburg to the Simul ant says that one of tbc six students arrested In connection with the plot carried a hollow book containing a bottle filled with dynamite and p.ilsoneu millets. Hie others uau parcel and bags containing bombs. The dispatch also says it Is alleged that a woman was arrestcu wno uau a uoinu con cealcd In her muff. WAltNKIl I1Y TUB rOI.IC'K. A St. Petersburg dispatch to the Times says: "On Sunday the route which was to have been taken by the czar was crowded with gayly dressed people. Before the lm cerial nartv left the fortress, the Dollce tele graphed that they bad grave suspicions that violence wouiu ue atiempteu, anu nuvi.-eu their majesties to change their route. Ac cordlngly the royal party drove by way of the .Neva ymiyiiml a circuitous route, avoiding the town. Meanwhile arrests were made at the corner of the Newskv ProsiK'ct and the (treat Morskal, where the plotters expected tlic imperial party would Blacken Its pace upon turning tue corner, uu .iomiav many of the yiX) persons arretted were released. special council was held on Sunday night, Grand Duke Vlademir presiding. The would- be assassin is of short stature. He refuses to reply to anv questions. Sunday morning the czar had no suspicion ol any danger whatever. Jlo had been con gratulatcd by General Gresscr upon his con tinned safety. He cried on hearing of the danger which he had cscaned. He did not learn the particulars until he arrived at the Gatschina palace. The persons arrested with the plot Indlg naniiv ucny mat iney are in any way couiiec ted with the outrage, and repudiate any Idei of conspiracy. Their motto Is, they sav: "The IK-opIe; with the czaror against the czar." VOSnilATVLATlXd rm: CXAll. Loudon (liHpntch: DeStunl, ItiiKsinu amlmnsador nt London, linn received from nil diplomatic in London and from Prime Milliliter Salisbury expressions of congrnt lutions on the czar's escape from assassin ntion Inst Siindiiy, and of horror over the plot against hie life. St. Petersburg dispatch : Tho Oflicin Messenger publishes tlio following: "Sun day hiHt at 11 o'clock in tho morning three students at St. Petersburg university wero arrested in Notvsky prospect, having in their possession bombs. Tho prisoners ndniitted that they belonged to a Hccret criminal society. The bombs found on them wero charged with dynamite. Kach bomb was arranged to throw eleven balls, nnu ull these bulls wero tilled with strych nine. Tho czar and czarine camo back from Gatschina to St. Petersburg this morning and attended a ball given by Grand Duko Vladimir and returned to Gatschina in the evening. UUSSrAX l'EOPLK ISVIOSAST. Vienna, March 15. It has been ascertained that the discovered conspiracy of Russian land owners and tradesmen to overthrow the czar's government was very extensive and In- ciuueu a nuinner oi military olllecrs, a&u that it was chiefly on that ground that the czar was uu verse to cmoarKing in war. SO CllVKt.TY IVHATRI.FAt. Sofia, March 13. The medical commission appointed at the Instance of the porte to In vestlgate the stories about cruelties being per petrated on the rebel prisoners reports that mere is no iruiu in luem. Putriotie But Jiot Warlike. As It was said of the charge of the Light Brigade at Ibtlaklava, "It Is magnificent, but It is not war," fo that it may be said of the bill requiring the new guns for our coast de fenscs to lie of American manufacture, "It la patriotic, but it Is not warlike." It is, of course, desirable that home Indus tries should be fostered, and a nation that ex pects to ue involved in hostilities should en deavor to become Independent In the manu facture of Implements and munitions of war. But if the emergency for national defense is as great as the Senatorial alarmists indicate by their action, it Is the height of folly, not to say of madness, to leave the arming ot" the na tion to the flow development of the science of Bun-making here. Krupp, the great gun-mak-erof Germany, has a plant for the manufac ture of cannon which could not be equaled In this country in ten years, even under the stimulus of big appropriations. Any cannon that we have now, or can make within the next five years, would be a mere toy beside some of Krupp's mousters. We cannot ap proach in this field tho work of the English foundries. Now, while It would be highly patriotic to man our coast defenses and arm our own war ships with "American guns," madu of "Amer ican steel," both protected by the highest tar iff In the world, tfie fact that a Krupp gun or a piece of heavy Knglisb oidnauce would knock Into junk, In one round, anything we could bring or Interpose agalust them, would make the combat more daring than satisfac tory. ,f he nation is really In danger of assault, should it not arm itself at ouce with the best cuns, projectiles and steel plates that fdence lias devised n,i n,.,. ......: . i,..i ki,i.i we not profit by other people's costly expe-1 rlence instead of bulug it dearlv for our- fron L!fUl'i ."1..1 '.',ot be J11'. for. tUe , iron and steel innnmv,nn. i ..... H'urTrf WOre nUoiM-Xex York maaieberger Warns Ko Treaties. Senator Itlddleberger, In a letter to Patrick Ford of the IrUh I1W, explaining why he Toted against the fishery retaliatory bill, says: "I regard such legislation as child's play. What we want Is coast defenses, cruisers and men-of-war, to resist the Insults as they are of fered. If we would have the respect of Kng. land we must command 1L A beginning with retaliation, so called, will ultimately eud In treaties which may swap American citizens .ntce, agalnt insults and injuries than Paper , ur uuuuic aiuermcu. uuns are better iruir, Hints to Officials mid Teachers. "I don't care Low line it scholar a person Is, if he lacks character ho lias no business in tho school-room." It was our old friend, Mrs. Gray, who made tho above remark, and I had scarcely time to join the Troup sur loundinp her when tho lady continued: "Now just let me tell you a few plain facts. No class of people exercise so direct and lasting an influence for rood or evil as teachers. Thcreforo no class is so important a factor in the solution of human progress. The teacher is, to a great extent, responsible for the fttturo of the child, for he not only re ceives liim at so pliant an age, but has control of him for so long, that ho may be said to mould his character. "Children in tho first stage of do velopeiucnt learn by observation. They are imitative. The impressions made during childhood are lasting, for nature inteuds tho child to store up facts by which in after years Ins expressive, am still later h's collective faculties may bo developed. Childhood is, therefore the time to make correct impressions and the child who is so fortunate as to breathe the uuro rural atmosphere of good man or woman will be saved the pain of spiritual amputation in afte years. Children are not ablo to ap prcciato moral loctures, indeed much harm is often done by those same nior al lectures, so tutu tlio example ol teacher is of much moro weight than anything ho might sav, anil any act or word of his that awakens suspicion is extremely unfortunate. XMo child will respect or love a porson whom ho mis trusts, and tho teacher who occupies this relation to a child can hope to ac complish little. Children are god critics. They detect better than grow people blemishes in character, and th remark, I do not like my teacher,' i often tho result of a child's moral strength in detecting and condeinnin wrong. "The character of tcachcrs.thcrcforc, should be a question of grave impor tance. Much attention lias been give to intellectual attainments, and wisely too, out physical anil moral qualihca tions have been largely overlooked Thousands of persons arc licensed to teacli every year of whoso character superintendents know absolutely noth ing. Wo see the result of such careless ncss in vicous and ill-mannered children "Is it profitable? Is it lutinauo? it right? Is "To obtain proper qualifications to teach is tho work of stud', experience and moral growth, but following aro some hints teachers might hnd useful "jever Do too busy to greet your children pleasantly. "Don't be afraid of your dignity. If a boy enjoys talking to you about base ball, listen gracefully anil tell him any thing of interest ou may know about the game; it is your duty to be interest ed m what interests your children "iSever be atraul children will know you too well. It you are what you should be, the more they learn about you tho better they will lovo you. "Don t see anythng that occurs the schoolroom; you will be happier, anu so will tho school. "Never use authority simply to test it. Its eilicacy depends very much on tho stage of the disease. "Never punish because you can but ueeauso you must. "Nevor consider anything trouble somo that gives your pupils cither ploasure or profit. Make each pupil a stuiiy anu do not try 'to uso them all alike.' Did you ever hear of a physi cian using the same remedy lor diseases? "Give a child time to arow into good habits, and do not be foolish enough to toacli him deception by compelling him to do impossible things; no one ever got his growth m one day. "Pio child is thoroughly bail. Ji teacher who arrives at that conclusion is not a good judgo of character. "Don t thuiK it a crime to Jaugh "Don't mistrust your children: lying and cheating aro tho results of poor management. "Do not preacli too much, especially to uoys. "Do not frighton childron by sever ity, no repol them by coldnoss. Tako them into your heart of iioarts, and watch them bud and blossom in tho sunshine of love." C. E. Jtuymond, in lne Current. Living on Spur-rows. Frankford has a curious character in tho person of Samuel Johnson, who devotes his whole timo to shooting parrows. Tho man inherited a com petence several years ago on tlio death of his parents, and has sinco then led a sort of hermits's life, surrounded by bis guns and cats, for lie detests a dog, and will not tolerate ouo in his neigh borhood. He is never seen on tlio Btreot without a gun, and is generally accompanied by several small boys, who tako turns in carrying tho ganio bagged by tho indofaligablo sportman. Ilis favorite fowling peico is an air- gun mado to resomblo a'cano. With this innocont-looking weapon ho steals on his prey, and with unerring aim tumbles tho chattering sparrows from trees and houso corners as ho passes by. Not long ago as ho was passing p one of tho s ilo streets, armed with !.. ! !. I. ! I 13 cuiiugun, in jjiirsuii n ma luvuniu game, with the inevitable trail of outhtul admirers carrying a string of birds, the boys wero stopped b' an old lady who took tho young huntsmen to task. Johnson stood a few feet away, and espying a sparrow in a tree noar by he raised his murderous car brought tho bird to the ground w fw et of tho lecturer. It is in cane anil within a tlmat- ed that Johnson annually slays iivo hundred dozen of these birds. It is supposed by some that the birds form the chiof diet of tho man and his cats, whilo others of a cynical turn say they aro sold for their feathers. Philadel phia Jhcord. Won't Work There. "If misfortune overtakos you.smile," advises a poet. That's all woll enough, but suppose a misfortune overtakes Tn In n a t vi,1 1 tr nrnli i hi 1 1 n n (ntvn? 'Burlington Free Press. ADMIRED IF NOT LOVED. Tho I'nwtr Txcrolivl Ovor Ainu b Vnlit mill l-'onltsli Cvquetti". Theoretically, men hold roquotttM it detestation, ruicrluuately in this work n-day world theory and practice an very often nut of harmony, and as w sometimes r so above our creeds, si somet ines we fall below them. It i men who sink most frequently belov their cherished theory, for, though tin fact may be disputed, it is the coquette, who absorb the lion share of their ad miration. We do not speak here of tin old campaigners who have had thoii lliiig, and have outgrown thu piquan charms of girlish wiles, but of tlii'voum men who have still to learn bv dire ev perienco that the. thraldom of two blu eyes may be a cruel thraldom and h belle dame sans merei a fickle mistres They may not love these enpric ou llirts with the best luve of which the; aro capable; they may not respect then but tlinv like them and adin re them, and talk to them, and llirt with tlicin, and seem to love them. Is such an admiration worth the hav. ing? Perhaps not. lint a woman's n ture, which craves love so intensely, 1 the real thing be denied her finds sunn solace in its brilliant semblance. Past diamonds will .sometime Mrvo the pur pose of the pure gem. Tho hoinag-i and admiration of the many can mil atone to her for a lost love, but tosonn degree they will bring salvation. J crust is belter than no bread. To home men, notoriety is so ncees sary that they would rather bo notori ous" by evil doing than languish in ob scurity, mediocre, and unknown. 15j women, who are too often vain an self-conscious, admiration, which v love's counterfeit, is unduly prized Tlicy have missed the realityfbtit wliih they clutch tho shadow it is possiblo h deceive others as to their real loss; foi here truth and falsehood are so deftl' mingled that dreams will pass for re a J ities anil realities for dreams. It ii something to know ono's self enviablo if enviable only by reputation. Sucl misplaced envy' can scarcely fail to lil them with scorn and wonder and bit terness; and yot, because Jiuinan mag netisni is so potent, tliey aro templet to fancy that after all there is some tiling in it. And if tho young men n their acquaintance, young men who art for tlio most part cynical or frivolous prefer paste jewels, who can bltim them that, instead of striving to b sterling diamonds, in loftiest aim tlioi scarcely soar beyond a polished imita tion. Naturally, men turn to women foi tho ch ef pleasuro of their leisure hours, looking to tliotn to sootli am' soften and to render pleasant a thorny way; but it is not to tho women wli have chosen to become their rivals th: they care to turn. Such wonion maj instruct, but our gilded youth do 110 w sh to be instructed. What they do sire is to bo entertained; and hero the fa!r coquette will serve their purpose. The woman who lias mado it hor cn to please is never dull; her highest am is to give pleasure, and because she i content lo spare neither timo nor paint slio will succeed. Consequently, o these two classes there is no dotibl which is tlio more pleasing locr-eat'ion'i lords, are of Tho generality of men tlier t course honorable exceptions have a strong prejudice, almost amount ing to antipathy, against lenrne women. Jiiey leei their own iloniuit to be invaded, their oldest and mos cherished princ pies to bo violated, an though they aro too valiant toacknowl euge awe 1110 uncoiniortable suspicion that they mav bo some day called upoi to vindicate their superiority is displeas ing to them. Their cause is good, anc they have no fear for their inlieriiee laurels, but long inaction lias mailt tlieni indolent, and ease is a plcasan ining. anu iney would rather go on tlio good old way, as in the good oil days. It is hard, after generations o undisputed sovereignty, that a light fo it should bo remotely possible. Women say tlio so-called lords, aro elianniii' 111 iiiuu- in.iee, 11 oniy iney wouiu ... ii...:.. ;r i- .1 know their placi, ami keep it. To such men, and emphatically the aro many, the vamesl, tool. sliest co quetto is in comparison 11 liouseliol deity, lie it reasonable or not, sue! juuiiiigs are 1101 uiiuaiurai. j nero is something ignominious in the thought 01 being superseded, and by a woman unamuers journal, Dangerous Surgical Operation. A month ago J. AL smith entoroa tho city hospital at Louisville, Ivy. Ilii case is a peculiar one, and is attract ing much attention 111 the medical fraternity. The frontal bono of his head is decayed so much that it is nee essary, 111 order to savo his life, to re- iuoo 11. as soon as tlio necessary arrangements can bo mado this will lm done, and a silver plate put in it ilaco. Tlio operation will, of conrsn. oc auenaea with t humor. .m its suit will be watched with interest. Ho is a painter bv trmlo. nnd fm-ninrlu iiung uiu ins sign at No. 5i7 S xt 1 street. &01110 timo ago ho went to Missouri on a trip. 110 reached Eddy's Land ing by boat, and as ho had missed ih stage ho determined to walk to Gavoso, six miles away, where ho could take a train to his destination, Tho weather was warm, and being faticuod he dron. puu ins grippes, which ho was earn ing, and lav down by tho roadside to rest. Whilo there he fell llflloim mid iu iiui, H .iKii mi mo noxi nioruln,r g ..1 1 I... ..II . 1 . . Min was sliming full In his fann. Tln.n ho roused himself. Ho found that bis forehead had a deep gash in it. from which the blood h?.d llowed in a contain current aud clotted over his face nnd lollies. His valise was crone, with what effects it contained, and a smull roll of money and 11 sdver watcli had boon taken from his pockets. 110 went to a neighborinc farm. house and told his story, and n search was instituted for his assailants, bill they wero nevor caught. Tho pconh of tho surrounding country mado up a purso for him, and he whs sent tc Memphis, Tunn. Tho authorities ol that place, however, thought it the best to send him to tho hosultal ul Loulsv lie. Cor. St. Louis Globe- Democrat HOUSEHOLD HINTS. Itye Muffins One pint of Hour, on pint of rye-meal, too tablesnonnful yeast; milk enough to make a thick bat ter. Oil for Hed Furniture Tako linseo' oil; put it into a glazed pipkin with a much alkanet root as it will cover. Le 't boil gentlv. and it will becomo of strong red color; when cool it will b lit for uso. (Jood Suet Pudding Chop finely sii ounces of beef suet, add to it 0110 pouni of Hour, half a siiltspoonful of salt; mil with half a pint of milk and water; tit in a well lloured cloth and boil tw hours and a half. Polish of Mahogany Color Twt ounces of beeswax cut fine spirits r turpentine, ono ounce; one drain pow dered resin. Melt at a gentle heat, au( add two drains of Indian red to givo 1 a mahogauv color. Fifteen Minute Cake Two cups sti gar. threo eggs, ono cup of milk, threi cups of Hour, three tcnspoonful of hair ing powder, ono tcnspoonful llavoriiig; Hake in four layers fifteen minutes atu use any kind of icing you desire. Curried Kidneys Make one tea spoonful of curry powder, ono of Hour, a little popper and salt, into a smooti paste. Split tlio kidneys, spread tin paste over them, and fry in as litth bul ter as possible. Serve hot on friei sippets. Steamed Indian Pudding Ono and one half cup sour milk, two oggs wej beaten, ono scant teaspoonful of sodl dissolved in a little warm water; stir it meal until tho mixturo is a litth thicker than for griddlo cakes; then adi fruit of any kind desired, and steam oi boil ono hour. Uso sweetened croau for sauce. linked Indian Pudding Uoil tw cutis of corn-iueal in a quart of watoi till it is almost like hasty pudding. Ad ono tablespoonful of butter, two cupi of sugar, three eggs, and spico accord ing to taste. Hake ono hour in a slow oven. Hreakfast Fritters Ono cup of colt boiled rice, ono pint of Hour, one tea spoonful of salt, two eggs beaten light) ly, two teaspoonsful of baking powdei stirred Into the Hour, and enough mill to mako a thick batter. Fry liglit grid die cakes. Potted Finnan Haddios Cold bollei hadilies, of any that is loft from hail dock at dinner, must bo pounded lino, with a littlo butter, cayenne popper salt and an atom of mace, 01 sprinkle of curry powder. Sorvc in 1 mound, with hot, dry toast. Graham Pudding Ono cup grahart flour, half cup milk, half cup molasses, half cup raisins or currents, chopped line, ono teaspoonful soda, Stean three hours and servo with elthoi croam sauce or ono mado by croannii" butter and sugar, and ilavor witi vanilla extract or wine. To Hako Chiekon-5-DIsmcinbor the joints in tlio same manner as for stew ing; lay the pieces in a shallow dislu and pour over the meat sweet cream it proportion of one-half cup to each chicken; season lo taste. Haste oc casionally with tlio liquor formed b tlio cream and juice of the meat, anil as iasi as uie pieces get nrowned tttrr them. Oat Meal Groins Tako a cut) of oal j meal and soak it ovor night in ono cup of water; in tho morning add one cur of sour milk, one teaspoon of salaratus, one cup ot Hour, a little salt, t hov ar baked in irons as other gems and muf. fins; if on tho first trial you find thorn inoisi ami suoKy, anu a littlo more Hour, as somo Hour thickens mor than others, Or uso sweet milk and baking powder. Waters Ono pint of Hour (proparo is best), ono cup of milk, ono tbt spooniui ot outtor and a teaspoonful salt. Rub butter and salt into tho Hour wet with the uiiH: and roll out as thin a possible; cut into rounds with a cnk cutter and roll out again, this time stir, passing the former "possible." Thej Huouiii uo actually translucent. Trans t .i . 1 . iui- wini care 10 a nourcd uniting pan and set in a quick oven until delicately browned. They will bo doliciously utiiniy, I."- I . -,! fl,i i,r, r . ruin uiku j-inu uiu last a lear ash aud drain well one pound of cur rants; chop coarsely 0110 pound of rai sins chop, or siieo, one-half pound citron. IJoat five eggs and two cuns o brown sugar together; thou add to thou ono cup of butter, one cup of molasses one-nan cup 01 sour mine, ono teaspoon fill of spices to tasto. Stir into thi mixture six cups of Hour, reserving one mm. uup 10 mix wiin 1110 raisms, to lire vent thoir settling to tho bottom. Adu fruits last. Jlescinulanco nnd DilTeronco A gun la like a bank cashier, Not only 'cause It lias its stock, But that It's apt, In going olT, To generate a little shock; Herein, tho', Is a difference, To which your reason will assent. The gun Is often charged with shot, The cashier with embezzlement. Yoitkers (Jazeltt. Esthetics In Hosiery. Thcro aro certain rules about dress ing the logs that must bo followod t sccuro a good cflcct. Now, in fancy stockings tho lower part should bo dark nnd tho tipper part light. That give! tho ofiect of smallncss at tho anklo and plumpness at tho calf. Itovorso tho po sition of tho colors nnd tho leg will look as straight and ungraceful as a stick. Then if tho dark shade does not go all around the lower part it should bo nl tho back and not in front, for in thai caso it gives tlio ankle a fiat look. Tin hosiery that is figured with an imltatior boot coming up to tho swoll of the call gives a leg the best appearance. Jlomt Journal. His Occupation. "What nro you doing now youns man?" asked a gentleman of u person whom he met at tho tboutro. "Oh, I have gono into tho under taking business, "Rather a grave occupation I should judgo." "It ni ght bo so considered, when 1 man is undertaking to live on twenti dollars a week from ten dollars salary. tarf PretseV s Weekly. Itoucli KcmcMiihoriMl Hhn. From the Milwaukee Sentinel. An intimate friend of John Ronch told this of him nt the time of his ns signnient: "At lwenty-tvo lie had r wife nnd two children. At this timo ho was n slight slip of n fellow and did not weigh much over 120 pounds. Ho became ill nnd was confined to his lied until nil of his moderato savings wero t;ono. One nieht, when thcro was scarcely a penny in tho house, tho physician came to see him, nnd niter examining him said; 'John Roach, you should know tho truth. You must die. Your lung3 aro hopelessly a fleet oil. I tell you this so that if you can make any provision for your wife and children you will vet have time.' Ronch was in despair. He saw absolutely no nope tor mm m the future. Ho did net ienr death, but the thought of leaving his wife and children to a des tittite, poverty-stricken life pierced him to tho heart. Ho prayed all midi that ho might live. In tlio night a vision came to him. It seemed aa if lie were looking directly into heaven, and from that abode of happiness ciune a promiso to him that ho would live. Tho next day a fellow-workmen came to see him. Tlio workman was going West. "Ho camo to seo John Ronch, ho thought, ior tho Inst timo. Ho bent over him and kissed him good-bye bo foro ho went away. After his depart ure John Roach found that he had left under his pillow his weed's wages in tho very envelope given at the works. John Roach did not die With tho modest help of his. friend he got a start. Thirty-three years after ho was walking down lhoadvvny when hp saw tho back of a plainly-dressed man whose tigtire Boomed familiar to him. llowns moved by sonioBpuit or de- Biro to speak to this man. He stop ped him and said: 'I do not know your name, but I ought to know it. What is it?' The man gave it. It was tho name- of tho workman who had befriended him on his dying bed. Said Roach; 'Do you know me?' 'No.' 'I am John Roach,' was his reply, 'the ship builder.' 'ice, l nave heard ot you m tlio newspapers. Hut you must excuso me, 1 have in hand a very pressing nintter ot business. 'Waitanioment, said Mr. Roach. 'Did you ovor know another John Roach?' 'Yes, but ho died somo thirty odd years ago.' 'No, ho didn.t; I am that samo John Roach,' was tho shipbuilder's reply. "Tho man was very much aston ished, but ho again mado a move to pass on, ns lie was pressed for time. Rut Mr. Roach mado him stop and tell what his business was. Ho lottnil that ins friend had a small house and shop in Brooklyn. It was to bo sold under tho hammer to redeem a mort gage at 12 o'clock that day. It was 11 o'clock. Tho nian was hurrying to see tho Bherill to ask him if ho could not'put of tlio salealittlolonger Mr. Roach said to him: 1 know that slieriif well. You will lose no timo stopping with me.' Ho dragged him into a restaurant, whero they hnd a hurried huu.li. During the stay in tliis placo Mr. Roach made out a check lor the full amount of the mort gage. Ho then took his old friend in a carriage and they reached tlio sher iff's office in time to redeem the prop erty. One of tho sons of Mr. Roach altorward married a daughter of his old friond." An Eccentric Western Character. Henry Clay Dean, who died at his homo in Putnam county, Missouri, was probably one of tho most eccen tric characters in tho West. A few years ago, when ho erected a now dwelling, most of tho house was built in Missouri and the rest of it in Iowa; but as Missouri had tho largest part, ho claimed that state at his home. For a number of years lie had been a delegato to tho Democratic national conventions either for Missouri or Iowa, Ho never failed to attract at tention in these bodies by his eccon trie ways. A writer in tlio Now York Star says: Ho claimed to be a farmer, although ho also practiced law, but, abovo all things, ho was astudent. llowascon sidored an eminent scholar iu his part of tlio country, and had a very lino library of rare works. Ho probably had the bitterest tongue of any man in tlio West, and ho never was so hap py as when abusing somo ono or somo thing. Probably his most marked fenturo was his dirty habits. It is an actual fact that ho would go nt least six months without changing hisshirt, and ho wns as frequently referred to as "dirty shirt" Dean as by his proper name. Ho Had a vory strong luce, mil of character and determination, and with a cortain charm of manner, so that his habits did not bury his at tractiveness. He was in somo respects a miser. Ho would stay in one of theso littlo towns at tho leading hotel, and always manage not to pay any board. Ho would insist to the land lord that ho was an attraction to tho house, aud therofore, should not bo expected to pay anything. I romeni ber meeting him once in Ottumwa, Iowa. Everybody there knew him and considered him one of tho strong est men in debato they had over heard. It was very difficult then to get him into a discussion, and if ho did not feel called upon to sneak no amount 01 persuasion cuiuu inuueo him. Here is a story said to he atruo one. At any rato it is good enough to be true: It was at Liverpool docks. A party of American tourists wero about to tako tho steamer for home. As they sailed along the gangway to tho tender's deck one of tho three pnused in tho centre, and stretching out his encumbered hands, dramatically ad dressed tho surrounding scenery. "If there is," he hoarsely exclaimed, "ono blurs ted Jiritiaher on this confounded island that I haven't given a shilling 10, ici. nun come lorwaru anu get 11. it's his Inst chance!" Then ho stalked on board with uu air of great relief, AS HEUOIC SOLDIER DUDE. How 11mt "l.tttlr Hum!)" pint for lit 4 Kin?, N. Y. Journal. "Littlo Dandy" the boys called him. Ho joined our company at Vicksburg just bt.fore the siege, and none of ua felt enough interest in him to make any inquiries, says tho Atlanta Con stitution. His oxtrotno youth he was about sixteen would havo e.xcit ed our sympathy under other circum stances, but tho warworn veterans in tho trenches had no uso for tho curled darlings of tho parlor, and "Little Dandy's" appearance was against him. The lnd woro the gray uniform of a private, but it was of tho very finest material, finer than anything worn by our Generals. His buttons had an unsoldierly glitter. Ho sported whito handkerchiefs, carried a pocket mir ror, and every morning lie combed and curled his golden locks until they looked like a girl's tresses. "Hello, Littlo Dandy!" yelled tho soldiers whenever tho young fellow passed them. To tho rough salutation ho always responded with a bow and a smile, but his soft ways did not win favor. When wo met him in town we passed him by without notice, nnd in camp wo lot him alone. Littlo Dandy was proud after a fashion, too proud tono tico tlio many slights heaped upon him. Ho went through the routine duties without, complaint, but nothing could induce him to abandon his pock et mirror and his fancy toilets. Tho siego was well under way, and we wero no hotter acquainted with Littlo Dandy than at first. Ho shar ed our meals of mouldy corn bread and mule meat without a murmur, aud it must bo admitted that this somewhat raised him iu our estima tion. Hut wo still had to learn what a truo heart beat behind those glitter in" buttons. An angle of tho enemy's works wa3 dangerously closjo to our entrench ments, and wo had to keep our heads well sheltered. When we raised a liat on the muzzle of a musket it was in variably riddled with bullets. Ono morning we found our men boing pick ed up by an unseen sharpshooter at the rato of fivo or six an hour. This astonished us, because wo wero all keeping under cover, and tlio men who wero killed all occupied well-protcctpd positions. Whero wns tho sharpshooter? This was tho uppermost question in every mind. We wero not long in satisfying ourselves on this point. Just outsido tho anglo of the Federal works stood a giant oak, whose loafy top afforded nn ndmirablo covert for a rifleman. A vigilant scrutiny convinced us that tho man who was doing such deadly work iu our ranks was concealed in this tree. To reach it ho must havo mado his way there during tho night and lie would havo to remain thoronll day. Hut wo could not stand it oven ono day. Ilis aim wns so unorring that Bvory timo his rillocracked a Confeder ate bit tlio dust. Wo tried a rattling discharge of musketry, but a moment later the reports of the riilo urn? out and anothor of our comrades fell. It was evidont that from our posi tion it wns almost impossible to hit tho Federal rifleman. If wo succeed ed In bringing him down it would bo by Bomo lucky random shot. Possi bly a man outsido tlio works would bo able to draw a bead on our wary foe man, but ho would bo under tho guns of the enemy, and there would bo a thousand chances against him. "I'll kill him or die!" cried a shrill voice. "Good God! It's littlo dandyl" shouted a dozen men. At tho risk of our lives wo peeped over our breastworks. Littlo Dandy had already mado hia way to tlio open space between tho works, and was edging around the right of tho tree. The Federals saw what ho was up to, and fired a broad side. When tho smoke cloared away and they saw the boy, witli a flushed face and streaming hair, aiming his gun nt the top of the old oak, thcro was a troniendous cheer. It rolled along both lines, tho hoarse Federal shout mingled with tho wild "rebel yell." Rang! A man in bluo came tumbling nnd crashing through the treo aud struck tho ground with a dull thud. It was tho sharpshooter! Another cheer rout tho air, but this timo it came from tho Confederates nlono. A sheet of flnmo blazod along tho Federal works, but when tho snioko liftod wo saw Little Dandy coming full till in that direction with a smile on his face. "Threo chetrs for Littlo Dandy!" leaped from hundreds of throats, as ho vaulted over tho bronstworks, and wo rushed upon him to hug him in our frenzy of admiration and joy. But Littlo Dandy sank down on n heap of loose dirt, and then we saw tho crim son stain on his breast. "I kept my promiso," ho panted. And then as our colonel took his hand the little chap looked into hisfacoand said: "I'm afraid I've mado a poor sol dior. Sometimes I've bothered you, I know. Rut 1 always wanted to help you. Pleaso remember that I was not vory strong, and and, I did the best I could." His head fell over. Poor Littlo Dan dy was dead! Girls on Horseback. Girls look pretty on horsohnck, and wo love to see them. We popped tho question to a lady wo now board with whilo we woro cantering side by side in tho long ngo. She jumped at the chance, and we've been jogging along together ever since. In a town like ours, whero horses aro plenty andoth or out-door amusements not Humor ous, wo think all the girls should be encouraged to become accomplished equestriennes, Let your girls ride horseback. It will nmkothoin healthy, strong, active nnd self-reliant; ana, gracious! don't they look handsome, prancing along on a spirited charger. Quitman (Qa.) Free Pretw, 0