THE FIACRE MYSTERY. A Paris Physician's Horriblo Discovery. Trantlattd. Ciiftunatt Enqutrcr. CHAPTER III. CONTINUED. I Suddenly, as ho loaned nbovo hor i. I il. t.!.1 sooKiug to roau mat ngiu uuuuiuii.iiii-a or wrest llio secret from the ninrbln "brcas. ho started in nfriplit ho had discovered soinothing now and terrible, like 1 nus of bhick crayon traced upon the flesh and around tho edges of tho eyelids the artiheo employed by tho women of tho thcator to onlargo tho eves and irlvo tlioni a deep and velvety appearance. Dipping a clotli into wa ter rascal loucliou tno laco oi mo tlnnd ho was richl. llio Clotli was stained with black. As ho continued to fffizu. dumb with amazement, ho per ceivetl, nestling in tho discolored hair, flomolh nr tiiat sparkled brilliantly. Heading closer, ho saw tiiat tho iicad was encircled with rows of pearls and golden sequins, half buried in ttio mass of curia that spread themselves upon tho pillow. What d:d this masquerade ancan? Whence eaino this woman tainted like a courtesan, and this strango adornment which siio had evi dently bcon too much hurried to ro- luovor "THOU MISEItAM.K WIlETCIl!" IIo hissed between his teeth, his arm raised, his lingers clenched, as if ho -would liavo beaten llio corpse. Ho fell into a chair, h s head buried In his hands, it was with difliculty that 110 preserved even tho power to think-. Xhishcd from the height of happiness, loprived in a faw nionionts not only of a beloved wife, but of tho right to honor her memory, it was one of tlioso blows which terrify anil conquer the most intrepid of souls, remaps it was to science, to work, that ho owed his lirokcn life, his wrecked happiness. Pool that lie was to pass whole davs in his laboratory, his eyes riveted to tho microscope, absorbed in his experi ments, never for a moment suspecting that ennui and weariness could enter Hi is peaceful home. Ho had failed to remeinbor that they wore evil councol- ors and opened the door little by little to bad thoughts, prurient curiosity and perfidious temptations. What mattered his successor of yos tordav. so much applaiid.td; tho medals conferred upon him in tho college of JjpytSIU 11113, IT WW llllAUIilU UIIIW"IUa Ul tho press! For all the.so triumphs of a miserable self-love ho had paid most dearly. Full of liicso terrible regrets, tiioro wore inomoiits, when looking upon tho body of his wife, stretched upon tho bed as if asleep, her eyes closed, and -with the chaste and honest expression upon hor face habitual to her, asked limisclf if ail that had happened were Jiot a frightful dream; it was impossible that such a thing could have taken plnco. Alas, it was not a dream, and yet ho liad not oven tho power to avengo him self, or to punish hor crime. It doomed to him that if lie could only have pun ished hor in some way.no matter what, it would ltavo soothed his outraged heart. But if the dead had escaped him, tho living had not, and he should pay for lioth. Tho coachman of tho liacro should again bo subjected to a rigid ex amination; it would bo astonish ng, in deed, if ho elicited nothing that would .furnish him a clew. Purloins his niothor-in-law could point him to the way. In tho moan time ho would search every drawer, every corner, every artielo in tho rooms. Tli ore might bo a loiter, a note, or n name; only a namo would bo enough, and to foarn that namo Pascal would cheerfully have sacriliced a limb. CIIA1TKK IV. "Without losing an instant ho hurried to the brackets, and, lighting tho can dies in llio scones, Hooded the room with light, and in feverish hasto com menced Ills work, opening first a little Bocrotary where Christine- was in tho Jiabit of hooping her oorrospon,donco. It was an exquisite ploco of furniture, ebony, incrustod witli foliage and ara Jjosques of ivory, the body supported by twisted columns, wuon siiui. a long drawer formod tho desk. Tho upper part of it, however, was divided and subdivided into iniiuinorabio nine drawers, concealed by panels. Ho knew it well, for ho had given it to Ills llancco as a wedding gift on tho day tho marriage contract was signed. As ho saw it now it wnlillod with'.a thous and things which in the doptli of his passionate devotion it had delighted liini to lay at hor fcot. Neatly folded In tho drawor holow wero vards and yards of magnificent laces Aleneon as lino as a robweb, Valenciennes as broad jxs vour hand, ami a garniture of point tlo Vonlso lit for a Queen. Ho remem bered that, too, for ho hail bought it -himself during one of Ids tr ps to Italy. Iu tho upper compartments wero jew els, bracelets, rings of gold, cats'-oyes and emeralds; her diamonds in their velvet boxes and pearls of wonderful tintings, and a hundred and one other things winch touched him deeply, A moment sullloed htm to run through these various objects, and again ho saw the face of Christine smil ng and blushing as she expressed hor thanks. Ho could even recall how hor voice trembled, and how ho 1.1 IT K I) Hl'.U HAND A NO TKNIUMtLY KISS MI IT. The wardrobes mid thodross ngcasos wore all unfastened and the keys in tho locks, but that proved nothing tho ap pearance of having nothing to conceal was the best way to avoid suspicion, Ilu opjnod one of tho doors and eager ly scaunod tho contents, A "Wotting enso foil under Ids hand; he searched llio pockets, turned the loaves, shook it violently, scrutinized tho Impress. ons of .'the Ink upon the blotters, and even placed it beforo the mirror In an o lib it to reconstruct tho wonts and bits of bro ken phrases. In another of tho draw ers wore p les of blank books, receipts, .-odds and ends of papers, notes, invita itions, pleas for charity and a package xif letters bound up with a ribbon. I have them now," ho cried to him lelf. He broko tho string, the package fell apart tho writing was his, tho let ters his own. A year ago tho Govern ment hail s,ent him on u miss on to Sy ria to investigate an op domlo of ohol era raging there In a very fatal form, lie was Jibsont for two months. Even thon. though devoured by anxiety. Christino had nover uttered a word tha would have prevented her husband froti accepting tho porilous honor. Everj mail had brought him letters by the doz on. What had ho dono with thoso pagei upon which siio had poured out lioi heart? Kept them at lirst and thci ho could not remember. She, on tin contrary, had guarded rcliglouslv ovcrj scrap that ho had written her few enough in the hurry and part of hii work. But this hoarding of lotton proved nothing cither absolutelj nothing. At that time, doubtless, slit was loyal to him. Ho scornfully scat tered ilicm upon tho carpet. In the drawer with tho letters wero some en vclopcs, each marked with a date and containing a faded llowcr. Ho line found something at last. Upon tho first of them, tho oldest o! all, no rend tho dato, January L'C. 18 , tho day that ho was oilicialiy authoriz ed to pav his addresses tho day thai ho sent her his first bouquet. Ho could sco it yot a great bunch of lilacs, tea roses and japonicas. Siio iiad taken from it u rose and put it aside. She hail done tho same with all that follow ed those that ho had giren her on fete davs and tho anniversaries of then wedding-day. Sometimes it was a sprig of heliotrope, an azalan blossom, or tho velvet leaf of a camellia. They wore all there, these pitiful tokens of love anil trust, lying in thoir shrouds ol paper, dead dead as siio who had so tenderly guarded them; dead as the happy love of hours that wero past and gone. It seemed to Pascal, in his jealous fury, that every thing conspired to re tard him in ids righteous search. Seis ing the envelopes with passionate rage lie Hung tlioni into tho fire; some foil upon tho hearth, some upon tho coals, and these slowly crumbled away. He had certainly not been happy in his re searches. Hut thoro wero still tho armoiro and tho cabinet do toilette perhaps he would liuil what lie sought there. He tossed tho contents upon tho floor, over turned tho Jinons, tumbled tho cloth ing, throw aside tho lianddorchiefs, and, it is useless to say, found nothing. Stay, I am wrong; thoro was somhthinq in tub ii0tt0m of the duawkh; Something ho had not expected to sec, and wlncli lillcd Ills oyos with scalding tears. It was a "layette." a baby's wardrobe, tho tinv garments coiuploto in every detail. Months after marriage. Christine had hoped to taste tho joys of maternity. With what ardor, with what fovor of lovo sho had worked at these dainty vestments! That hopo had failed him also. His throat tightened, ho folt as if choking, but ho quickly rocovorod himself: noth ing should make him abandon his search. The clock on tho mantlo markod livo tho morning, but Pascal's excite ment prevented his fooling fatigue. Stretched upon her back, hor pale form scarcely distinguishable from tho linen of tho pillows upon which sl:o lay, the doad woman impassively assisted in the scene of disorder of which her chnmhor had been tho theater, tho calm immo bility of face and figure forming a straugo contrast to the surrounding confusion. Behind tho doors of tho cabinet do toil- otto woro heaps of dresses and piles of household linens, and back iu a corner of tho shelf a jeweled casket. Ho had forgotten it until now, yet it was there sho invar ably concealed her valuables. llio key never left her; sho carried it in hor pni tcmoniiale, tho portonionnaio which of course was in the pocket of tho dross she had been wearing ami which was now hanging across the chair at ids eibow. lie rushed to tho dress. Ho was ashamed of the action. 'Neverthe less did not hesitate. Ho slipped ids hand into the pocket: the norlomounnio was thoro, and with it a piece of paper. It crackles beneath ins lingers; perhaps it is t ho letter! It is tho letter the letter which had taken hor out. It was tho envelop only that she had throw in to the lire. At last, at last, ho holds in ids grasp the elowthat will lead him to his vengeance. 11 s hand closes upon it convulsively; he unfolds it; lie stares with amazement and makes mi angry gesture; it is from Mad. Diunarais, Christine's mother. No matter, he will read it. Nothing must bo neglected that will load him to that man that man in tho overcoat, with his hat over Ids oyos. and whom his wife had kissed in tho streets of Paris. "My dear daughter." wroto Mad. Diunarais, ' good news lias made mo so happy that my neuralgia lias gone, where or why I know not; porhaps never to return. Louis has just this moment arrived from Constantinople, as usual, without tho least warning. Ho desires to sco thee immediately. Como at once. What happiness it will bo to have thou together! Louis regrets that lliv husband is absent at Versail les, but will breakfast wilh tlieo to morrow. Ho has a surprlso for Pascal, tho cross of tho '(Irando Ordre,' a de coration of honor which tho Sultan of Turkey has created for thoso eminent hys clans who exposed themselves so lemtivillv In Svi-ln. When tliev knew that Louis was returning to Paris thoy entreated him to deliver it to ids brother-in-law In porson. Put say not a word, It is a secret until they meet. However, it Is not all ho brought. Ho lias an assortment of gorgeous stuns and a superb Turkish costume for thee, aiso irom the ouitan. it is a marvoi, I tell tine, and Louis intends tlieo to nut It on he fotn linn, that he innv illdiro of tho effect Hut como as quickly an possible. Thoy brother will see tlieo to a carriage on thy return homo. Pascal could road no more. Tears streamed from ids eyes. Crushed by remorse, ho fell upon a chair, regard ing without seeing the scattered papers, tho towels, tho clothes that his ijaorillgo ons hands had thrown upon the floor in blind, Insensate rage. Ills heart folt as if it would burst. Suddenly ho leaps to his feet; some one was callng him. Can ho believe his ears? Has grief made him mad? Surely it is tho voice of Christine that calls iipouli s name, that speaks to him and demands to know "what it is that he is doing there." Bowddorod and blinded with tours. Pascal turns to lie hold his wife gaz ng upon him from the bed raised upon her elbows and casting leaks of terror and astonishment upon tho disordered cliatubor, as if thoro had been a robbery. "Sho lives sho is not dead!" no drags li msolf to tho bedsido and buries his faco in tho pillows. "Pardon mo Chiistino; pardon mc. my wife," ho hoarsely murmurs, Ids body shaken by convulsivo sobs, a Hood of tears pouring from his burning oyes. Tho explanation between them was not long. Christine, after humoring tho fancy of her brother to dress and coif her in tho Sultan's present in a true oriental stylo, had been conducted by him to tho regular station whero thoy had expected to find a carriage. But it was not until thoy had gono tho length of tho Hue do Ilarvo that liicy had mot tho liacrc. Sho had re fused, knowing how fatigued ho must be from traveling, to allow him to ac company her. Onco in tho carriage sho remembered nothing more. It was now Pascal's turn to relato how sho had fallen into a syncope un der tho combined influence of fatigue, nervous excitement and tho action of tho cold upon imperfect circtitalion. This SMicopo had bjconio lctliarg c in character, indeed, almost cataleptic. Believing her dead and blinded by a mad jealous', caused by the mysterious conditions under which ho had found her, ho had dared to outrago her by tho most odious suspicions. A life of re penteneo could not atono for his fault. Christine, however, refused to listen to his self-reproaches. Tho madness of her husband was in iier eyes but tho natural outgrowth of tho affection ho lioro hor, and sho forgave him with all lier heart. But all tho same, Pascal was not cured of Ids jcalousj'. You can not euro inch things. Still, tho fear that lie had .suffered proved a warning to him. He devoted himself to his wife morn than her had dono oven in the days of thoir parly wedded life. Tho academy suf fered, it is true, tho loss of many in teresting lectures and treatises, but, to finish liuo tho stories in tho fairy books, Pascal and his wife woro happy forever more. The Ballet Ceutrifitgally Considered. A not too entertaining caller at tho sanctum was relating, tho other morn ing, Ids opinion of tho opera as given on tho evening previous. Ho alluded to the vast amount of talk concerning the morality of llio ballot with which tho papers havo recently been fill eel. "I haven't any opinion on tho sub ject of tho relation between ' tho bullet and ethics," ho was plo asod to observe, wliilo tho editor ooucoalod a yawn bo hind ids hand, "but I havo discovered what is tho most awkward predicauiont iu which a mortal can be placed." "And what is that?" "Why, if tho promiero danscuso in dancing a passcul should turn a pirouette so fast that one of her legs should lly off from contrifiigal force." "Nonsense; slio'd only havo to stand on one too until somebody brought it back. Tho situation is not nearly as awkward as was that of T. tho other evening when ho found ho had just in troduced Mrs. X. to hor divorced hus band; or as that of P. when ho found himself at a dinnor party assigned to Miss Y., by whom lie had boon reject ed two days earlier." "Why, those tilings," tho visitor ob jected, "are in tho common experience of social life, and all education is a training to moot tlioni. Civilization is mado up of a series of experiences that train a man to accepting this sort of unpleasantness but tho dancer can havo had no oxporionco tiiat would enable her to preserve her countenance and hor coolness in so novel a situa tion as that of boing suddenly and unexpectedly mado into a unipod, ami "if you will oxcuso mo," tho editor said, with brisk rudenoss, "you are talking procio is nonsense and 1 am, or ought to bo very busy. Do you mind giving somebody elso tho benolit of your original and startling ideas, so that I can finish my copy before the foreman comes after my heart's blood?" Itoston Courier. A .Mouth Hot. A Now Yorker from Congressman Burleigh's district took a trip through Vermont lately, and met cx-Gov. Underwood. They and sorao friends sat down to plav poker, and after a few rounds tho Now Yorker and (low Underwood both had good hands. Thov hot for a whilo. and tho Governor said": "I raise you $10." "Where's tho money?" asked tho Now Yorker. "That's all right." answered tho Governor; "wait till tho hand is over." "That is a mouth hot, is it. Governor, and you don't have to put up till the liaml is played?" "Certainly, sir." "Then, Governor, I sco you SIO. and raiso you tho whole State of Ver mont." Tho game ceasod. A'eio York Sun. A Remedy for Her. "Mother," said a boy, "Mrs. Ging ham appears dreadfully do wily, of late, doesn't sho?" "1 do not think sho appears so woll dressod as sho did before hor husband died." "Wo must attribute it to hor being all broko up over hor loss." "I guess so," "I know of a remedy that I will sug gest to her." "What would you proscribe for a wo man, whoso frame of mind has been so terribly disturbed?" "I would merely tell hor that she ought to bo re-palred." Pretzel's Weekly. It Was u Rubblt. That's a rabbit, I snpposo?" quer ied a young lady of a stall-keeper at tho Central Market. "Yes' in. but how on oarth did you como to know it?" "Why, 1'vo been studying natural history for tho lust twelve years." "La nioi but what eddioation dons for people, to bo sural Como down to morrow and sou if you can tell a squir rel from a fox." Detroit Free Press. TYPICAL LIARS. Tho Three Climes "Which nro tho Itec- ognlzcd Loaders In tho South. In southern towns, lying, which was hitherto a sort of accomplishment is now a profession, The successful liar, like tho successful poet, must bo fav ored by nature. Nearly any man, of even Indifferent education, can learn to write pleasant rhymes, but it requires not alono tho eye of tho skillful critic to sco tho lack of poetry in them ; nearly any man can lie, but his hearers, though humble and uneducated, can discern tho absence of that inherent quality without which a liar needs not hope for unalloyed fame, ihero aro now only three classes of liars, in small cities, who can successfully claim pre eminence : tho firo otigine-huoso liar, the livery stable liar and tho drugstore liar. Of courso there are other liars who, at times, hold up tho appearanco of ultimate establishment on a linn basis, but thoso appearances pass away when upon matiirer thoughts, tho pub lic recognizes tho fact that every inch of tho vast territory of liardom is amply covered by tho triumvirate above named. Tho engine-house liar is past the mid dlo age, wears a slouch hat and some times decorates himself wth green gog gles. This occasional adornment lias caused people of euphuistic tendencies to refer to him as tho goggle-oyod pre varicator. Ho is generally tho propri etor of a soro-moutli hoy, about six years of ago. Whenever ho sees this boy loafing in tlto neighborhood of the ongino house, ho calls him and says, "Hun along home, now." Sometimes, in reply, the boy yells hah!" but ho does not run along homo. Tho father, feeling that ho has dono his duty, re sumes ids split-bottom chair, tilts him self so ungently back against tiio wall, tho result of miscalculating tho dis tance, and allows a slight oxelaniation, very much liko tho "iek" of a frog to escape him. Then ho proceeds with the tearing of leaf after leaf from tho great unabridged volunio of his expe rience. No one believes him, except, perhaps it be a chance listener who lias spont ins life in somo academy teach ing young men tho groat profession of journalism. Tho engine-house liar is exact with regard to ids dates. The ac tive part or even the plot of an incident which lie relates is of little coiisequonoo in comparison with tho prec so date. "Let mo see," ho will say, attempting to frown Ids grasp of recollection into a vigor which will admit of no mistake, "it was in the afternoon of tho 21st day of June, 1840 yes, it must havo been in tho afternoon for I know that I was coming from dinner. No, I was going to dinner and it was consequently in tho forenoon of tho 21st day of Juno, 1849 Now, wasn't it 1850? Let mo sco, It must havo boon in '.W for it was tho voar Mose Gaudorson moved to the old Pryor place. Hold on; when did Mose move there?" Some one tolls him that tho prociso tlato has nothing to do with the interest of the story, and after while, agreeing that it lias not, ho proceeds witli the story, but any ono can see that ids powers of narration aro c.r pplod and that his mind occasionally steals back, and, like a hired man sorting out seed potatoes, rakes up tho unsettled dates. by listen ng to linn a man may bo as sisted in arriving at tho truth, if ho should follow a trail running in a direc tion opposite from tho ono pointed out; otherwise truth will continue to grow dim and (indistinct until not a trace of it is insight. A great many middling liars whoso trickery has been mistaken for talent and who have worked thoir way into polite society, aro simply tho imitators of tho fire engine-house liar. Tho held of tiio liverv stablo liar is limited, but well cultivated. IIo cares nothing for reiniii'scoueos of men, but ho is full of horse biography. In his oVuiion the, human being is much in- . . .11 Tr. !...! I.. lurior io mo nor.se. no is in iiuuut as to whether his daughter is seventeen or eighteen years of age, but if any ono should ask h m the ago of Nat W ether ton's iron-gray filly, ho w 11, without hesitation, but with a smile showing what extreme pleasure ho feels in being able to g.vo such useful information, reply: "Three years old on tho sixth of last mouth." Ho has owned more line horses than any other man in tho neighborhood, There aro no suoh horses now as there wero when ho was onjoying his best days. IIo chows black tobacco and sp'its through ids teotli. Somebody, no ono knows who, is always owing iiini money and won't pay him, and for this roasou ho is un able to discharge, the debts which ho owes. No ono over know tho livery stablo liar to striko a lick of work, and how ho manages to livo is a mystery, yet ho sadly exclaims against tho labor which lie is compelled to perforin in tho afternoon ot his life. Ho is an illustration of tho fact that a man may not bo a drunkard and yet bo a man who is utterly worthless to his family and to the community in which ho lives. Tho drug store liar loses casto in tho winter, but in tho Mimmor, when ho sits at tho right or the loft of tho pre scription case, whore the cool breezes can fan ill in. lie is iu full bloom. Hu lias many im lators, but unable to keep pace Willi him, thoy degenerate into the ordinary liars wliioh plentifully abound iu nearly all saloons. The drug store liar believes that when ho wants ft drink of whisky it is Ids duty to feign sudden illness," indigestion, or something for wli.eh alcohol is pro scribed. Sometimes, upon entering tho drug store, ho sadly shakes his head, frowns and says: "Didn't sleep a wink last night. Was attacked with a peculiar nervous ness, and shook liko a man with tho ague. What's good for nervousness? . don't want any patent medicine. Say, give mo a little of that old whisky." Tho drug store liar attempts rolino mont and makes some pretenses to learning; moreover, lie is u 1 torary critic, and, when any ono bestows praise upon a now writer, declares that literature of all sorts is in its dotage, ami, in disparagement ol the now writer, mentions Waller Scott It Is with extreme roliiotanco that in En glish fiutiou ho allows a modest place to Thuekery, but with the least en couragement, ho would declare thai tho "fiiad" would bo a moro creditible literary pcrlormanco had it been writ ten by Scott. As a rule, the drug store liar worships tho memory of Andrew Jackson, and, if you do not wish to be come the object of sovero criticism, il is only with extreme danger that you can hold an opinion different from his. He has been a lighter, but tradition savs that ho has never killed anything but whisky. Arkansaw Traveler. A HINDOO FESTIVAL. A Celcbrntlon -Which Took I'lnoo or. tho linnUs or the Gnncs. I spoke of the festival for which the people were preparing at the time ol our entrance into Benares; it was to be held at night on tho Ganges, and was but one of tho forty Hindoo and Mo hammedan molas held every year in Benares. This, wo were told, was tiu Burwa-Mangal nielu. held on the rivei on tho Tuesday after what is called the Holi festival. Wo thought we' should liko to witness this sight, and so pro ceeded about 9 P- M. from our host's house in the cantonment to the city. We were greatly impressed with ev erything we saw: tho river's bank scorned to bo crowded with human be ings, dusky themselves in hue, but dressed in garments of many colors; nnd wo proceeded down one of the many ghats through this mass of hu manity to the river's brink and slopped into a gayly-caparisoncd boat, where wo wero received by a Hindoo baboo, who had invited several of the English residents to see the tamasha, and who had provided lemonade, champagne, cakes and ices for his guests. This gentleman, short in stature, was dress ed in a long blue velvet coat and white trousers, and woro a blue cap with a triangular tail suspended from tho back, while on his eyes lie had dark colored spectacles. I must confess I was not charmed witli his appearance. The boat itself looked very gay with its yellow and red cloths, flags, etc., and music enlivened us as we entered. Very soon we wero surrounded by other boats.some of which were more gaudily attired than ours, that of the rajah of Be nares having a marble top and another boast an immonso peacock with spread tail at its bow. Several of tho boats had lower stonos surmounted by high er ones, which wero covered with richly colored canopies, and on which sat or squatted natives in every variety of dress and undress. Our boat was pro pelled by a paddle which was worked by men sis on a tread-mill, somo chang ing with others as these wero weary, and for somo hours wo were taken up and down tho rivor, getting of course, a magnificent view of tho city by night, witli its various temples suit ghats, and its crowds of people. At tho burning ghats dead bodios wero being consum ed, so that their ashes might mingle witli the waters of tho holy river. After midnight two Nautch girls came on board, eaeli accompanied by four men. who made most amusing gestures as they followed up the dancing girls, witli rudo music and singing; one man. clad entirely in yellow and beating a tom tom, was particularly entertaining. lie would hum and then give a grunt, as his whole body seemed to perform what ho was playing witli his hands. Tho girls wero beautifully dressed, and sometimes sang as thoy danced, going up to ono and another of tho party assembled. It was impossible to look on them without pit', brought up to a life of debauchery and dedicated to the service of these temples, which really means of the priests of the temples. Those for many years were tho only girls that were allowed to learu to read and write, and thus arose' tho feeling winch still largo Iv exists, that it is a disgrace for a girl to bo able to press a stylo upon a palm leaf." Christian ity and c vilizatioii aro alternating theso things now. and the uav is pass ing away when tho Nautch g:rl alono of her sex may be educated. Sunday Magazine. Enterprising Lit tlo People. Julian Hawthorne's little eleven- year-old daughtor is said to bo able to wall: a nine in seven minutes. The twelve-y oar-old daughtor of Hans Hanson, a farmer, of Pipestone county, Minn., ploughed 112 acres of his farm last year. Two youngsters of Greensburg, hid. Hoy Nading. aged eleven, and a play mate named Moredeth, of tho same age left homo a few days ago and cannot bo found. 'They had previously de clared that they wero going West to shoot a few Indians. Tho editor of a weekly paper publish ed near Palatka, Fla., announced in a recent is-mo of t ho paper that the graet or part of its contents had been put in type during his illness by his 'young daughters, aged 12 and 11. A farmer's house near Bufllngton, Wis., caught lire last weok when no water was at hand to extinguish the flames. A outliful member of tho fam ily ran to tho dairy and tiioro procured it quantity of milk, with which the bla.o was speed ly quenched. A boy of thirteen wont into tho ja 1 at Jacksonville Fla., and asked tho iiu tliorit.es to allow him to servo out the sentence of a boy who had boon impris oned for vagrancy. Tho Justice who sentenced tho boy was appealed to, and was so affected ' by tho lad's devotion that ho ordered his friend's release. Tho Shaded Candle iu Use. The candle on tho dinner-table hold? its place still. The latest device thai the art-ware establishments havo con trived for its adorning is a sliding shade that falls imperceptibly as tho candle burns lower. The shade is ;mado iu tho simple Bohemian glasses, in deco rated art glass of every description, and is sometimes seen in rare jeweled glass in every rich, soft hue. Tho shaded candle ' sheds over table furnishings, flowers and faces of the guests the very perfection of light that tho din-nor-glvers have iookod for theso manj years in vain. .New lork Mail ana Express. Tho woman who woars a f 9W India shawl on the tobo:an slide might be said to U guilty of rapid extravagance. rhlfoddphtt CM. Moral and Legal Marrlnge. Just now tho Chicago public is busj with meditations, debates and horroi . i over marriages como aim comin The elopement of a young girl and hci marriage at midivght to tho boy or lad of her choice, moved not a little the inmost soul of a few hundred thou sand persons who reside in Cook Coun ty; but Jtliis commotion was a calm in compar son with tho tumult caused by the illusion which came suddenly ovci the mind of a rather noble girl, nn illusion which assumed tho form of a ... . . .i i 1 1 uesire io weu one oi me leaning mi arcliists now in the County Jail under a dcatli-seiitencc. The latter case has aroused an indig nation as broad as tho normal condition of tho local mind, the reverend gentle man cont. lines, in the Chicago Journal, and has awakened an approval as largo as the admiring o role around Captain Black and his incarcerated clients. "With that small number oi jicrsons to whom tho murder of eight pol ceiuen and the wound ng ol twenty moro was a ven'al matter, this wedding between a young girl and the leading agent in tho bloody riot is also rather a nice tiling. The women and men who had sympathy and flowers for the May rioters ought to bring plen ty of blossoms for tho January wed ding. Tiioro was no great wrong in the death of tho policemen, and much loss wrong would there bo in tho jail wedding. So argues tho Captain Black coterie of mortals a coterie whoso codo of ethics is perhaps the most original ever fabricated outside of an insane asylum, which, begining in tho espousal of anarchy as a vir tue, culminates in asking a beautiful girl to marry, it being a pity for such a social flower to waste its sweetness on the desert air. It was a wonderful kindness of heav en to grant to the same city which per mitteil Captain Black to live and in culcate ctithies. Sheriff Matson also to live to prevent tho Black idea from be coming epidemic. What would become of us if to ids tasks liko a lawyer Cap tain Black wero given liberty to weave marriages between tho anarchists in jail and tho foolish girls out of it? Tho sheriff has como in as a most timely re buko to one of tho greatest absurdities of tiio age. A man of good sense lias risen up to quite a bedlam. It did seem for a time as though tho marriage being conceded as coining, some eleygyinan would bo found to take his sacred robes in a carpet-sack, and, donmng thorn in the jail, make two loving hearts to beat as one. Iu tho recent runaway match a clergyman was found who would rise at midnight, and for a consideration, rattle over some holy words, and thus place li is of lice on a level with a village squire. That tliis same clergyman could havo been secured for our jail wedding tiioro is uo reasonable doubt, for, with him, as with many other preachers, marri age lias lost its religious element, and, like a business partnership, is a moro matter of law. This is a strange phe nomenon in tho Episcopal Church, be cause a church which is so careful about how a marriage bond shall bo dissolved should reveal some preference as to how it should be created. If mid night and sol tudo and girlish greon ness make a good beginning, tho man ner of ending should be of little impor tance. But the Spies nuptials, now only prospective, reveal the ridiculous pass tc which marriage lias como by help of botli law and the gospel. The clergy havo helped to degrade the altar. Some of our singers and actresses havo been marr ed three or four or five times tho words "till death us do part" having nothing to do with the part ng. A silly man and woman can get mar ried in a shop window, or up in a balloon, and at any time of night or day. Three or four dollars, or a dollar and a half even, will sufficiently be cloud tho moral sense ot parson or squire, and on goes tho wedding with neatness and dispatch. Our ago now completes its hideous work by asking us to admire the orange blossoms which a good g rl proposes to wear in tho County jail for a few moments. The daily papers havo done noble duty by expressing, instead of admiration, their indignation at all concerned in tho affair, and especially toward thoso who are oltl enough to pososs some of tho admonitions of common sense. This little paper was begun with tho design of suggesting that tho clergy should never tako part iu any clandes tine or eccentric marriage. Tho cler gyman's rite is not tho legal ntc. His wedding possesses a religious element, and if silly people run to him to bo married, they should bo sent onward toward some magistrate. Some of tho Chicago pastors liave done this again and again. Thoy havo said to runa ways and eccentrics: "Wo cannot perform a legal ceremony; our cere mony must bo both moral and legal, and tiio marriage you seek contains no religious element whatever." In thoso davs of degraded marriage thoy aro no doubt gladthat what ceremonies they have performed have been solemn iswd amid benedictions and flowers wortli ly placed. If there must bo for lorn and wretched weddings, let tho common squire liavo the lienor and tho glittering fee, but lot tho clergy step asido until tho union can bo moral as woll as legal. llev. David Swiny, in Ihicayo Ledger. Feels Lonesome. I never felt so darned lonesomo in my life," said a Buck of tho Yards man tho other dav." "What's tho matter now?" asked a bystauden , "Nothin's tho matter, now, an' that's what bothers mo. I've just got woll 'o tho celeb, an' don't have to scratch. I've lost a heap o' 'iuusoinont Good all's Sun. Correction of a False Rumor. Tito report that the joko about tho fM,iiiinrr woman's foot had hnnn taken Into dry-dock for repairs wa the basa I invoutiou of tho numerous proprietors of another chestnut, Tho joko about ' tho Cli cago woman's foot still spreads Itsolf over tho periodical litoraturo of tho land, and crushes a million readers. I dally. Drake's Traveler's Magazine,