' a r r vito.nixnxT an:x ,i.v iroitEX. Maud Graneer first earned licr fivliltood by running n sewing machine. Snra Jewett, the favorite Boston nctrcs, was nt one time n, treasury girl nt Wnslf ington. Henry Irving, nccotnpnnied by Miss Terry and lier daughter, will visit the United States in July tor recreation. Chief Justice Waito hopes to be nble to tins hi. RUintner vacation in Alaska the i coolest corner of the country. Clara Morris began her theatrical life a an extra ballet girl. She had thin, long legs, and was not much ol a success. W. M. Laffan, who succeeded Isnac England ns publisher of the New Yoik Sun, receives a salary ol $io,uuu per yenr. Uhristmo iNussons parents were poor Swedish peasants, am! the noted songstress was compelled to go barefoot during her childhood. Johnny Walsh, the banjoist, whoo per formances delighted minstrel nudieiicos f I f- tcen years ago; is now a enptiuu in the snl ration army. Miss Lillian 'Whiting, the literary editor of the Itoston Traveler, first beann her fitrugglo for bread and fame in a St. Louis newspaper office. Joe Craig, the heavy oil speculator, who recently failed nt Pittsburg, is principal owner of tho latest gusher. His income from it is 2,000 a day. Tho bollo of tho south to-dny, according to n correspondent, is Miss Gordon, the uaunhter of uenoral Gordon, feho is de scribed as a dream of feminine loveliness. Lew Wallace says that during tho four years ho was at Constantinople he saw the American flag in port only twice onco on a man-of-war and onco on James Gordon Dennett's yacht. Mary Anderson is computed to be worth $500,000, which is invested in real estate, gas stocks and railway shares. Sho is now negotiating for a large stock ranch near North l'lntte, Xeb. Mr. Berg, tho Danish democrat, now in a Copenhagen cell, is to bo honored nt tho approaching silver anniversary of his wed ding with a goon uig nag oi silver 'lu.uuu crowns tho gift of friends and political sympathizers. Queen Victoria has frowned upon tho custom of wearing stuffed birds ns orna incnts; but sho has said nothing about tho wearing of the winus and lain. A bird m ithotit a tail would bo in very much tile same position as a ship without a sail. Tin". xi:ns ix Miner sr.tci;. The German printers' strike at Cincinnati has proved u fiasco. I!ev. Kcnloch Wilson, of Alexandria, Vn., ii.is been elected bishop. The lower house oT the reichsrath lias adopted the workmen's accident insurance lull. Her Most broko down completely when put to work nt tho lllackweli's Island blacksmith shop. Most I lev. Dr. Hoop, Catholic bishop of Limbtirg, Prussia, has been elected arch bishop of I'reibuig. The shah of Persia lias lately become en ormously rich, principally by unscrupulous commercial transactions. Xew York business men nro agitating in favor of municipal home rule nnd a practi cal divorce oi city mini nat'onal politics. Mayor Grace, of Xew York, ordered the flags of tho city hall to be phi red at half mast in respect to tlio memory ol Johti Kelly. Tho amalgamated association of iron and steel workers adopted a resolution congratulating PresUmit Cleveland on his marriage. It is reported that about 100 White Mountain Apaches have loft tho reserva tion ami started on a raid in Graham and Caches counties, Arizona. Privato ad vires received from Colon state that yellow fever is now epidemic on the isthmus. The average daily number of deaths is stilted to bo about forty. i no noston uiodo having secured over 100,000 circulation, quietly celebrated tho event by giving every newsboy in Itoston n now pair ui boots. Tho distribution took place on the 3d anil was a very lively event, Miss Cbvoland, it is said, will return to her home in Now York state at an early day, and that she will not be a frequenter of tho whito hotiso hereafter. Tho gossips say siio nas no objection to her new sister- in-law, but that sho ia displeased at the way tho engagement was niiido and the fail ure of her brother to consult her about the arrangements. LOST TX TitAXsrr. Ten Tlwtisaml Dollar Taken Prom an jn-ess Vachage. Van Wort (0.) dispatch: Tho National bank hore recoived yesterday by United States express from the Union Kationnl bank of Cincinnati a package purporting to contain $10,000, but when opened it wan found to bo filled with cotfon, pasteboard nnd railroad advertising bills. The pack ago should have reached Van Wert Wed- nosdar. Tlio money clork at Cincinnati who sont it says lie sealed it with green wax. Tho way-bill for the run of Tuesday liijlit had the nacknso marked "short." When received tho package was sealed with reu wax. u ho delay of twoiity-Iour hours in transit is not yot explained, but will doubtless give n cluo to tho robher. Xo thorough investigation of tho method of substitution can be mado at Cincinnati. Supt, Cano of Toledo is looking into the matter'. The package would pass over throe roads and lliroush the hands of three messengers between Cincinnati and here. This could easdv explain tho twenty-four uours oei.n. iiie pacicngo was not sealed by tho Cincinnati money clerk, ns it had been previously seiled by the bank. AFTF.lt run WF.niiTXa. Washington dispatch: Nearly 2,000 per sons, principally ladies, entered the white house grounds to-day in hope of being able to inspect the floral docorations, and par ticularly the blue room, where the mar riage was solomnized hist evening. Ail, however, wero disappointed, nnd none were ablo to get farther than the main entrance. Here their progress was arrested by the doorkeepers, who Informed them the house wns closed for tho day, nnd that orders lind ,ken issued by Col, Lnmont to admit nobou except on public business and none of thorn wero able to get farthor than the entrance. Inside workmen have been en gaged from nn early hour removing the plants and nil Hornl decorations and clean ing up tho house. ThU work took several hours, was fully completed by 1 o'clock, and nothing Is left in the general appear ance of the rooms to indicnte that a presi dential wedding had occurred but few hours before. Most of the flowers used In the decorations were distributed among the city hospitals. A QUtER TREE. t Produces Mosquito Xcts mid AWd dtiiii I fosses. A stranger traveling in Central Ainer ca fxptcssed great surprise when told y his host that mosquito nets grew on rees in that country. 'I'll host further tsserted that lie intended to get a wed ling dross from tho same troo for i bride who was to bo married on his state. "Yon don't mean," said tho trav eler incredulously, "that mosqnito not ing and bridal dresses grow on trees, io you?" "That's just what I mean," replied lie hot. "All right," snid tho stranger, who 'ancied a joke was being attempted at ns expense, "let me see you gather the iuitand 1 will believe you." "Certainly," was the answer, "fol ow the men and you will see that 1 peak tho exact truth." Still looking for some lost the strm- rcr followed the two nun who were to I jluck tho singular fruit, and stood bv vhen they stopped at a rather small reo bearing thick, glossy green leaves, ml nothing else which the utmost ef- ort of the imagin:it;on could convert iitn tlm linttinrr nl- flu wmfilltwr iru unt. The tree was aboat twenty "feet ligli and six inches m diameter, and ts bark looked much like that of a birch reo. "Is this the tree?" asked tho stran jor. "Yes, senor." answered ono of tho nen, with a smile. "1 don't sec mosquito netting nor the vedding dress." said the stranger, "and . can't see any joke, cither." "If the senor will wait a few minutes io will see all that was promised and uore, too," was tho reply. "Ho will lee that this tree can boar not only nosquito netting and wedding dresses. )tit lish nets uniliicek scarfs, mourning trape or bridal veils." The tree was without more ado cut lown. Three strips of bark, each ibout six inches wide and eight feet ong, were taken from tho trunk and .hrown into a stream of water. Then inch man took a strip while it was still n the water, anil with tho point of his cnife separated a thin layer of the in ior bark from one end" of the strip. Die layer was then taken in the lingers ind gently pulled, whereupon it came iway in an even sheet of tho entire vidth and length of the strip of bark. 1'welve shoots wero thus taken from inch strip of bark and thrown into tho vator. A light broke in upon the stranger's nind. Without a doubt these strips vere to bo sewn together in one sheet. I'he plan seemed a good one, and the none thus formed might do ho thought, f no better cloth could bo had. The men were not through vet, how- iver, for when each strip of bark had ridded Us twelve sheets each sheet vas taken from the water and grndual- y stretched Mtlowisc. J ho spectator iould hardly believe his eves. The iliect broadened until from a close jieco of material six inches wide it be anie a liliny cloud of delicate lace over hroo feet in width. The astonished gentleman was forced to confess that io huim.n-made loom ever turned out aee which could surpass in snowy vliileness and gossainor-liko delicacy hat product of nature. St. Nicholas" Sickness on. the Islliiiiiis. Dr. Wolfred Xelson, who spent five ears as a practicing physician at Pau lina ami was for sometime a member if the board of health of that state, ar- ived in Xow York from tho isthmus ) I lie last steamer. In an interview villi a -ew lorh W orld reporter hu ays: At this present timo yellow fever sxists in an almost epidemic form. I'liero wero forty-three deaths from" tho liscaso in tho city of Panama in tlio nontii of March. " In the city of Colon Aspinwall) there wore fifteen deaths rout ellow fever among the canal lion alone. Tho wet season is now on, mil there is much sickness all over the isthmus, owing to the dirty condition if tlie canal camps, such as one would i.vpect, where thousands of laborers lave been herded together without tlio (lightest sanitary precaution. In October, loo 1. a new' cemetery !or the poor was opened in the city of Panama. Up to tho 12th of April. 188C. 1.-171 canal hospital patients and tho oor of tho town had been buried .here. Apart from these a number of jersons of tlio better classes aro buried n the borcilus, or stone vaults. Dur ng tlio saino interval hundreds have 3oen buried in tho foreign, Jewish, and Chinese cemeteries. The death-rate ins been suppressed ns far as the canal nlorosts nac been ablo to atleetit, and he most unblushing .statements have icon made by canal papers regarding he (loath-rate. To show what yellow ever has done on tho isthmus it is only leeossarv to eito tho experience of a Jtirty that landed with Ir. Jules Jingleron the. Sffllh of October. 1883. I'ho party consisted of thirh-thrco lew-comers. it lim a week Count do u rno s'e kened and died from yellow ever. death was followed bv that of Mr. Zimmerman, Later Mr. Dingier lost aisdn tight r,a charming girl. Within ono aionth from the day of her death his ion, aged L';l, had boon given up. In ;ho following year ho lost his wife from ioIIow fover. Out of fourtoen cases of fellow fever among that party of thir-.y-three thirteen (lied. Such is Pan- iraa, which Do Lessens vainly attempts ;o paint as a tropical gardou of para- liso. Tlio filth in both cities nnd along ;ho canal is simply iiidoscnbablo. Tho rilest sights and odors constantly meot me. in tins city oi uoion the sniiuest lights nro to bo seen. Foreigners am illowed to lio on the sidowalk. to bo picked up dead. Hut a few diiys ago, I'he Evening Telegram, of Panama, re 'orred at length to tho fact that three nen had been found on a single morn ng dead in tho streets of Colon, and ;hnt many others w-jro siok and utterly lostitute, without food or auv care. Tho climate is and always has been )ostilential and death-deuling. Yellow over has boon endemic since 1808." The wealth of our language fa shown by tbo 'act Unit 'liaug- ft up" aud "chalk ft down" iituns precisely tlie tamo. Mrs. Lincoln's Last Years. Mrs. Lincoln, the widow of tho mar ly r-President, returned from Europo in October, 18S0, and went to Springlield, 111., where she was the guest of her sister. Mrs. Kdwards. During the fol lowing holiday season sho shut herself in her room, mourning the extrava gance oi the times, and chilling those about her who displayed gifts of jew- em ami there she staved like a verita ble silk-worm in its self-woven cocoon. for many months. What did she do all that time? Principally she over hauled her many trunks, complained that she was very sick, and ate full meats ot substantial tood three times a day. She reconciled ill health and hearty eating by insisting to tho few friends whom she admitted that her malady was a peculiar one. com pelling nor to consume large quantities of food. Sho would rise from a re past of roast beef, coffee, etc., nnd very dejectedly inform her attend ant or visitor, that in all human probability she would not see the light of another day, and often, in literal verification of her prophecy, she would close, the window-shutters, "increase tho opaqueness of the curtains by pinnin; up shawls or quilts, and light a plain tallow candle. Sho rejected tho use of gas as of the devil. If asked to speei- ! -v '''m'l' sIl'.ft'11 h:n'n bo,1.v- fho "oul(l reply sometimes, "I'm on lire: burn ing up; just feel of me. and seo how hot 1 am!" At tho same time her tem perature would appear pertecllv nor mal for a lady above GO rears of age. At other times she would insist that she was "being sill hacked to nieces by i. ..!... t 1.1 . i 1 1 f .1 "... i J. '? .i l 1 :ish 111 - dor; don t think I can stand such wounding long, do you?" Yet tender and commiserating 'friend assured her that there was no trace of either blood or sear. The next year her mind wan tiered so that her relatives were forced to present her to the Probate Court, and to ask an order that she might bo committed to a lunatic asvltini. She was attired in plain mourn ing black; tho full figure of her tVashington era had dwindled till sho appeared quite a slender lady, whoso shrivelled face expressed no concern in the doings ot tho hour. Mie was gen tie and yielded without a murmur to the sail-faced wishes of her son and that always linn friend of her great litis band, tho Hon. Isaac X. Arnold, who appeared in court as her counsel. She hail then been occupying rooms at a prominent hotel for some time, and tho testimony before tlio jury of eonspic nous citizens ran chiefly to her vast tic cumulation of unmade dress good within her rooms, and that she would carry too much money about the streets upon her person, even tho sum of S3, 000 being found loosely pinned within the folds of her walking dress. Tho court awarded restraint that should bo onlv kind guardianship of her personal safely and financial interests, and she was led away amid the tears of many bv.slanders, and was made at homo for a time at a private asluiu of high n ptite. Ben: Perlcij J'oorc, in Boslon liudgct. Xipped in the Hud. It looks now as if tlio anarchist bub- blo which had boon slowly filling with unnatural gas. for several years ha been pricked so elleetiyely that it has entirely collapsed. The li'tlle matinees lattelv in Ciiieago and Milwaukee which were sat down on so emphatic- icallv. together with the arrest later of the prominent patriots (?) who engin cored ihoo all'airs. shows that Uncle Sam, though slow, is sure; and a uni versal spirit of condemnation has at hist been aroused towards these foreign woiild-be-propcity-grabbois which, if Ihey have any sense at all, they will heed, and go to work instead of shoot ing oil their mouths at crowds on Sun days, when they ought to bo at church or at home minding the baby. It is curious to note how the alleged courage ol theo blatant communists oozes out at their linger ends when real danger tlircantons them in tho shape oi mo strong arm oi haw. J ake, lor instance, nerr iuosi, noi mo least in cendiary ono of the gang by any means tie nas neon wanted uy tho police in Xew lork for some time, and in stead of facing the nitisio and volun tarily making a test easo of himself a martyr if needs be ho hunted his hole promptly, and for some timo kept hid so very eHoetively that tlio o Meat's couldn't find him. ' They finally locat ed him, however, in a houso of ill-fame, ami alter some search saw him just as ho was crawling under a bed, he liavin" concluded that it was a good timo for disappearing. W hen tho detectives grabbed him by tho logs and hauled him forth, ho turned livid with fear, and hoarsely whispered, "Give mo lib erty. Ho had no intention of finish nig inu (juoiaiaiion -,or give mo death," not ho. Death was just what ne ieasi desired. And it was much the sumo way with tho others of that ilk who wore arrested in Chienro and Milwaukee; they had not a particle of tlio heroism and bravery which actu ates men who become martyrs in a just cause. jjKo a thiol caught robbing a hen roost, their chief thought was for uieir personal saieiy. At tins writing wo have not seen tlio illustrated papers biuco -Most, was nnooed, nut it is safe to say mat, tnoy win no me subject jus tice, as no better chance for a striking cartoon was ever presented. A good one, wen worKou out in all its details, ought to far exceed tho "tattooed man" or "Jnctc and Mo" in popular favor. The storm lias passed and it wasn't much of a shower either, comparatively, taking tho previous assertions of the anarchists as to what they intended to do into consideration and now tho country can breathe easier and sottlo down to business again, confident that any further demonstrations looking lo wiirds uprooting society aud distribut ing wealth nnd property pro rata among all people, including Hottentots and Digger Indians, will bo promptly squelched. A number of vuluablo lives were lost in Chicago by the murderous devices of tlio cowardly throng, which, of course, every body of any sense deep ly regrets; and some worthless lives were snuffed out both there and in Mil waukee; but on tho wholo tho purchaso of tho future security and a feeling that the work is over, was cheaply made. i'o transit communism-anarchy in Amcrieu. reik't Hun, SOYA SCOTIA AND THE DOMINION. some Cogent ltcnsonx Tor tlie i,ce slon or tin. I, lttl- iiiuidlaii Pri -lilec -No Interests in Com- t moll -with ( nnmlii. A Xova Seotinn n.w at Washington .vrites to Th New York Herald as fol ows: The recent action of the Xova S -otia house of assembly looking to the .vithdrawal of that provinee from the Dominion of Canada is not a surprise .o those who were aware of I he unwil in guess of a large part of the people o enter into the confederation and of :he discontent that has been felt and 'Nprovi-d s'uuv tin union was couMim nated. It is. however, easier for dates, as well as individuals, to unite han to eparnte; less ditlie.ilt in most list's to Kiter into the m irriago relation '.han to procure a divorce. Due paiiv to the union can not sever iiie relation without the consent of the other, and if both parlies thereto should be willing to separate the eon-' sent of the mother Kngland must be ibtained. Nor does the large majority ,n the ass.Miibh favorable to separation necessarih indicate the general desire jf tho people. Their wishes will be ,pressed in the election -oim to take nlace, when the question "for" or "against' repeal will be determined at the pons, i h, "liberal parly is now in lower in Xova Scotia, "although since t hf election in September, 1S7.S, the conservative party has had a largo majority in the Dominion parliainen'.. i ne iiissatistaeiion oi the people ot Xova Scotia with the Dominion govern- inent was increased bv the protective- l.iriu act ot l,sy a measure, they as sort, that operates favorably to Ontario, which is extensively engaged in manu facturing as well as in fanning, and un favorably to Xova Scotia, which, in ad dition to her fanning, mining, and fish ery industries, hits been largely and profitably interested in shipping. 'i'he causes of this dissatisfaction with the confederation are partly geographical ind partly ethnological. A ghinc'i at the map of Canada, in cluding the northeastern states, will show the contiguity of Xova Scotia to Xew Kngland and its remoteness from Ontairo and Manitoba; and the obstacle to free commercial intercourse is aug mented by climatic conditions For live months in the year a shipment of Xova Scotia coal can not bo made to potts on Lake Ontairo nor a return cargo of Ontairo flour brought to Xova Seotian ports. Any exchange of pro ducts by theo provinces must bo made over tho circuitous international rail way, and at so high a cost its to greatly limit this interproviuciul trade. On the other hand, the proximity of Portland and Boston to tho principal ports of Xova Scotia - from Halifax to ('ape Sable on the Atlantic and from Yar mouth to Windsor on the Hav of Fu ti dy is highly favorable to the freest commercial intercourse. Tho volume of trade, like the current of a river. may be diverted from its accustomed channels, but it is liable tit any time to break through its artificial ctnbunk- menlsand spread desolation in its ef forts to regain its natural course. For t long period of years lntimaLo trade relations existed between the people living on the fertile hinds near the Hay of 1'iindy and Iho people of Massachu setts and Maine, aud the restriction of this freedom by the Dominion govern ment has caused irritation and discon tent. Hut strong as is this desire to continue the trade relations with their neighbors, the ties of contiguity are not nearly so strong as those of eon- sanguity. To Use a proverbial expres sion: "Hlood is thicker than water. The fact is generally known that after the expulsion in 1760" of the French neutrals" from Xova Scotia the lands thus forcibly vacated wero occupied in 17(10 by emigrants front tho Xew hngland colonies, chiefly from Massachusetts, Rhode Island, and Con necticut, to whom favorable conditions were ollered by the governor ol that province. It is not so well known that these became substantially Xow Kng land settlemenls, and have so contin ued in a great measure unto this day. These emigrants belonged to the best X'ow Kngland families, and took with them not only tho bible, tlio church, and the seliool-hou-e, but the town meeting a form of government dear to tho sons of Xow Kngland. They possessed the steady virtues ol their ancestors and a strong belief in relig ious as well as civil liberty, and their children in subsequent years exerted so great influence as to oinuneipato "dis- seuti'i's1 from tho tyranny and exact ions of tho Kstablished Church of Kng land. During tho revolutionary war these settlers, although remote from tho scenes of conflict, sympathized with their relatives in Xow Kngland, but, of course, took no active part in tho strife. During tho war soino "loy alists" from Xow Kngland wont to other parts of Nova Scotia, and a largo nuiuDer seined on uie :amis near tho St. John river, in Xow Hrunswick, after which tho town of St. John was settled. Since 17C0 tlio New Kngland settlors in XTovn Scotia and their descendants kept up a correspondence with their relatives in Now Kngland and have al ways regarded it as their homo, although loyal to Groat Hritain. A visit to Wolf- villo, near tho historic Grand Pre, at the present time, will almost induce a Massachusetts man to holiovo that hu is in a Now Kngland village. If ho in- spoct tho library and apparatus of Acadia college he will find the products of Now Kngland publishing houses; If he converse with tho president, Hoy. Df. Sawyer, who for more thiui twonty fivo years has been connected with tho college, ho will recognize in tho nble educator a native of Massachusetts. Tho best books in the college, the hymn- books and to some extent tho bibles used in the churches, boar the imprima- turo ol itoston, isow lone, or J'lillailot phia publisher. Until recent years, when tho protective tarill' stimulated doinestio manufactures, nearly all ar ticles of furniture), including clocks, in the houses of the people wero made in Xew Kngland. Nor was this all. Tlio young nion, and to some extent the young women, lookud to "the State." as tholr future honiH. where thorn wero broader fields of tunplot niHut and better opportuni ties for enterprise among a people to whom they were united in sympathy and to muiic extent in relation ship. The trades and professions in Xow Kngland. and to some extent in I Xew t ork and other cities, show a large number of Xova Seoti'iiis, who , hao brought no discredit upon either I country. American ship building was greatly promoted by Donald McKay; science, especially astronomy, honors i Simon Xeweotnb: American industrial I history recognizes the ability and re I search of Dr. J. Leander Hishop, of I Philadelphia, who. like thousands of his fellow-Aciidians, gave his bet ser vices as a surgeon for three .wars to the country of hU adoption the eoiiu , tr of his forefathers and hastened ! his death thereby. In New York as widl as in Huston business, and profes i sional men, manufacturers publishers, and others have achieved success. In the recent debate in the house of assembly it was stated: Th" cits of ISoston contains 'more Xova Scitians than the city of Halifax: Massachusetts more Xova Scotians than Xova Scotia itself." This is, however, an over estimate, as the census of 1SS( gave but -Ml.JlO" natives of Xova Scotia in Massachusetts, and only o l . I Ot I in tin United States. The trade relations and the ties of consanguinity that formerly bound the people ot Acadia to iew r.tiglaud now attach their children as strongly to (In land of their fathers, and any legisla tion intcrrupt'tig that tree intercourse is distasteful aud irritating. Tnes.- and other Xoa Scotians assert that tin union was consummated by deception and that onlv one eotintv -Cumber- laud, for many years represented in parliament by Sir Charles Tapper, now lanadian commissioner ;M London voted in favor of confederation. Tho Xova Scotians of to-dav like Xew Kn gland and desire to trade therewith. but are not partial to and do not wish to buy ol Ontario, I hev are still less attached to the people of the province of Quebec, with most of whom thev difl'er in race and language. 1 nev lorineriv sold, and still desire to sell, to X'ew Kngland gypsum, grind stones, building stone, bituminous coal, firewood, hemlock bark, potatoes, fruit, and other farm products, live animal and tish, aud purchased of Xew Kn gland flour, corn meal, medicines, fur niture, musical instruments', boo). wall paper, agricultural implements. seeds and plants, hardware, plated ware, woodouware, brooms, Yankee notions, and a variety of other nianii fact tired articles. They dislike to have their current volume of trade turned into another channel by legislation or otherwise. In the discussion of the resolutions of repeal in the house of assembly it was asserted that the province since lSii7 when the union was consummated, has not been so prosperous as for sonu years immcdiaiciv preceding. In re ply, the fuel was stated that this pros pority was partly owing to the civil war in the United States and in great measure to the reciprocity treatv that was in operation from 18.) 1 to 1S(( The termination of the war and of the treaty, and not coiileiienition, it was asserted, produced the business depres sion that has been severely felt in Xova Scotia in recent years. I hose who are in lavor ot a severance of the union express their belief that if it be efl'eeted the province will be nble to negotiate a treaty of reciprocity with the I'mted .states. The desire of the liberal or anti-pro teelion party ol ixova ocotia lor unre stricted trade with the United Stales is so great that the failure to obtain a satisfactory treaty would, it is said by their political opponents, result in a desire for uiinoNution. Hut their strong desire is for a eoininercial not a politi eal union with their enterprising and prosperous neighbor, tho United States, Too Late. 1 hero was nn exultant, smile on his a . - it it. . race as ne waiueu into the oiiico ot a well-known capitalists, and there was a proud ring in his voice as ho said: "For twenty years I have lived from hand to mouth, waiting for something to turn up. It has finally came. nave matte a discovery which, it you will back it with a low hundred dol lars, will give us both fortunes," "Statu your ease." " oil, sir, 1 have discovered that banana peelings can be utilized for all kinds of table jollies A peek of old poolings can be made to bring forth twelve tumblers of the finest currant jell, and tho profit is "Hold on right there," interrupted the capitalist; "you are just two years too late. A chap in Chicago not only discovered that, but lie found a way to work in apple rinds and cores and or ange peel, and wo can't infringe on his patent." "Hut" "It's no use. I'd like to see you got along, but you must drop that. ' Don't bo discouraged, however. Perhaps you can discovura way to make press ed corn beef out of old boot logs. All you want is a machine to run in tlio streaks of fat." -Detroit Free Press. Fashion Item. Whon you seo a man wearing a fancy shirt with a plain white collar attached, do not judge him too hastily. We grant that ho looks like an ass, but there is always one chance in a million that ho isn't. Ho may boa very intel ligent citizen, and Is merely deficient in taste. If tho ofl'oot of a paper collar on a real shirt is agreeable to him there Is no reason why ho should not bo allowed to dress in such a manner as produces that efl'ect. Tho origin of tho fashion was tills: Mr. Albert K, Wales ordered somo fancy shirts, and the niatorial giving out, his frugal mother utilized a few of his plain col lars and hud them stitched on. Albert objected, but his mother was firm; the fashion was set, and to this day we occasionally see this sweet combination. It gives a man tho appearance of want, ing to borrow some money to go to t (lor fight; but then. (lon'tchorknow you can't always toll. Life. There I oine upjiroprlutu nen lu ajieukliifi of .1 laihn boiuiot a "Jiut klllhif;" iu Uief day. It U tblttay iimde op of dead blrds. lluriiti'tUih h'nt I'rmt CAGED IN THE WOODS. A Fiimicf's l)nii"it-r Confined foi Ten Yearn LlUe a Wild ISoimt. Samuel Case, aged 80 years, is a fanner in comfortable circumstances, although he lives on an isolated farm some twenty miles back through tha woods from this place, writes a Wtso.x, Pa., correspondent of The Xew l'orh Sun. The nearest settlement to him is the backwoods village of Orwell, which is ten nules from his farm. The fanners who live in his neigh borhood arc also isolated, and but littlo is known of their domestic surrou til ings. A week or so ago a citizen of this county had some business up through that neighborhood. While on his trip lie stopped at Case's farm to make some inquiries. His curi osity was excited by a small outbuild ing, which stood by itself nearly two hundred feet from the house, and still further from an old and unused road at the back of the farm. The buildim; was not more than ten feet square ami eight feet high. It had a window which was heavily barred and a door which was locked by a ponderous nad- loek and chain. Old man Case gavo him no .satisfaction when asked what Use tho outbililiug was put to, and tho gentleman, feeling an irresistible de sire to know, returned to the farm quietly by a roundabout way, and. reaching the building, stole tip and peered through tlis barred window. Across the inside of the building a 'number of polos wero fastened in tho floor and in the coding, forming a cago like a chicken-yard. As he looked ho was horrified to see rise up out of a box; of straw in the cage an old woman, scantily clad, almost fleshless, with high cheek bones and gaunt eyes. Her head was covered with a mass of mat ted gray hair. The gentleman burr oil away, determined to have an investi gation made of his singular discovery. Ho came to a house in tho woods two or throe miles further on, and there ho told what he had soon, and asked if any information could bo given him. He was told that the woman he saw was old fanner Case's daughter Plu-be, She had lost her reason twenty-six years ago through overwork on tho farm and about tho house. Sho was then 27 years of age. Sho had been allowed to have her own way about the place until ton years ago, when sho bo canie so violent that her father put up Iho cage and confined iter in it. Sho had never been outside of it since. Tho neighbors apparently thought but littlo of the case, and treated it as a mattor of course. The gent Ionian who discovered tho unfortunate woman at onco notified tho state lunacy commission. Dr. A. J. Omit, of tl'i at. commission, came up last week to investigate it. Case at first, refused to open tho building, in which he admitted that ho had his daughter confined, but finally unlocked it. The luuatiu was lying iu'hor box of filthy straw in the cago of polos. Shu had a remnant of a quilt wrapped about hor head, and had but one tatter ed garment on her person. She raved .vildly when disturbed. For ten years, her father said, she had been fed by placing her food on a block, which stood on tho outside of the cage within her reach. She remained in the place winter and nuninior, clad only ns she was found. Case said he could not af ford to pay her board in an asluni. and was fearful she would not bo treat- d well in one. A physician who had attended Case's family for years was ware of the way the daughter was epl, but had never reported it. Tho woman s mother died live years ago. The lunatic has been taken to the coun ty house. Dr. Onot says that, with proper I rout m -nt and care when hor malady first appeared, sho could have bi'on restored to hor former sound inontiil condition, A Huso Hull Dog. The rival nines were made up of bova under thirteen, and Major. Ai I reach ed tho ground, it was his inning, and his muster, who claimed tho privilege of striking for him. was nt tho bat. Tho log was right behind with ono paw in idvanoc, and his eyes on tho strikor. In came the twisters, and .Major made sev eral falso starts; but, finally, as tho ball went scudding from the bat, oil' ho rushed for first base, his oars flapping, his pliimoliku tail out straight behind. Hut tho short stop was too nimble for tho dog, and just boforo he reached tho base, tho ball arrived there, and lt came slowly back, his tail hanging low, aud a very mournful expression in his great eyes. 'Mine's out, side out!" cried the boys, and immediately conceiving a method by which lie could retrieve this disaster, the dog seemed to regain his spirits, dashed into the fluid, and was speedily lit bis position as left holder, before any of tho others had reachud their places. In the preliminary "pass around" that preceded tho play. Major was not left out, and 1 saw that the balls that wero thrown at him directly wore oii'to is swift as thoso delivered from huso to base; aud iu justice to him, 1 never aw nun "mull.' When a ball was thrown at him, he settled back and ippud his groat lower jaw, into which tho projectile soumed to lit; then, with tail wagging, hu would hasten to carry tho ball to tho no.xt player. Hu was equally proiiclont with low balls, It her onioning tliom lu fits mouth or stopping thorn with his broad chest. and iu fielding hu could not be out done. When lie caught a ball, hu car ried it at full speed to the nearest thrower, and not a few players woro put out by his quick motions nnd activ ity. St1. Nicholas, Can You Toll Us Why A man's tooth stops aching as soon as hu reaches the dentists? A small dog has a more extensive lung power than a largo ono? Uy a butcher always weighs his hand when you buy moat of ltlm! Why the fool killer does not sur roiiitd'the man who has a new story? Why a dude who wants his mous tache shaved oil' does not bring it with, hltn. Toronto Grip, t