THE OREGON SCOUT. JONI2S A: OIIANCI5Y, PiiblUlicni. UNION, OREGON. BROWN BREAD. ' Tho big-footed girl is said to be well heeled. Lightning-rod men aro not afraid ol thunder. The only way to be happy Is to make others so. The eagle is tho bird of freedom, but the turkey has tho most friends at thi? season of tho year. "Well, this is a new wrinkle," said tho pork-packer when they raised his pew-rent. "Gospel going up and pork coming down." When tho preacher pulls off both lib overcoat and undercoat in church on a cold Sunday, look out for warm work in tho pulpit. What this country needs as much as anything if a three-cent piece that can't swindlo a near-sighted man out of seven cents every timo it bobs along. An Ohio girl has tho biggest feet on earth. Her father advertised that he twould fill her shoos witli silvor as a dowry, and now she has twenty oflern of marriage Tho President's mcssago is about six times as long as tho averago lovo story, and yet it leaves tho country in doubt as to what ho intends to do about got ting married. ( llawthorno said ."that manual labor was part of tho primeval curse, and that it brutificd who over had to do with it." Now wo know w?v tho American tramp' won't saw wood. , 1 L J Voh want to livo to a rlpo old ago, lon't worry about riches. It is found thnt tho contcnarlans nro mostly people in humble circumstances. "Poor and content is rich, and rich enough." Tho discovery has been mado that tho world doesn't rovolvo with tho same momentum it did a thousand years ago, but it still swings around fast enough to satisfy tho man witli a heavy. unto mminir tun ... , "Tlicr'j is companionship in a glow ing grate, anys tho man who can sea poetry and sentiment in i. water-plug. Yes, yas porhaps so, to tho man who doosn't havo to get up whon tho mer cury is onf, of sight and start tho liro. Singular, isn't it, that when a man gives his wifo a dimo to buy a box of hair-pins or a gum ring for tho baby, it looks about seven times as big as it doc when he planks it down on tho counter in exchange) for a littlo bitters for tho etomneh's sake. Chicago Ledger. Lords and Commons. In no respect is tho physical and ma terial dillV.renco between tho houso of lords and tho houso of commons more Htrongly marked than in respect to the lobbies. Tho lobby of the houso of com mons is ono of its most important and indispensable appendages. Keeent reg ulations hi'vo robbed it of koiuu ol its bustling appearance. Hut tho fact re mains that there are many nights in tho Hussion when more real business Is transacted in tho lobby of tho houso ot commons than under tho oyo of tho speaker. Tho lobby of tho lords is much jiinaller than that across tho way, and is glorilicd by a bra.su gate that is wortli a journey to soe. Tho principal members of 1 1 10 commons stroll out into the lobby to talk witli eaoh other or with friends from the outer world. Tito lords novvr gossip, and save when tliey come stream ing forth after a big division tho lobby has a deserted, almost ghostly look, in tensified by tho upright rails and hooks placed for hats and coats. All tho peg:i nro labeled, and tho highly favored etrangor strolling in hero will look with nwoupona big, rather broad brimmed hat on a peg labeled "Marquis of Salis bury;" on a walking stick which is all that represents tho grace and coinliness of Earl Granville; on tho mysterious coat attached to the name"Lord Stratho den and Campbell," and seeming to wrap within its dark folds the secret history of Europoan statecraft; or a time-worn invernoss over .which tho iianio of Lord Shorbrooko blinks. Tht Jitigliih Illustrated Magasinc. Tho Fatal Watoh. Tho Into Dr. McLean sometimes, in feeling tho pulse of his patients, held his watch in his hand and counted tho pulsations. On ono occasion, when do ing this, hU watch stopped suddenly in his hand, ami his patient, contrary to his expectation, died. Ho related nds to a party of gentlemen, among wkom was Davy Harris, a well-known citizen of our county, long timo clerk of our in forlor court. Not long after, Harris was taken sick nnd sent for tho doctor. When tho doctor arrived ho was a groat deal bettor, ami was sitting on tho piazza at Maj. Hurt's, whoro ho lived. Tho doctor felt his pnlso nnd unconsciously nulled out his watch. Harris, remem bering tho incident, said: "Don't pull that d n watch out on me." Tho watoh stopiHid. hi forty-eight hours ho was a corpse Telair (Af. V.) USmef. Sharp Enough to Cut Butter. Ono of thoso fihnrp v.nbtern fellows waH looking for alul In Calaveras sountv. when ho met f- troy at a railroad crossing. Ho inquired of tho boy whoro tho railroad went to. "It don't tro nnvwhcro. sir." was tho ronh' "Thev keen it hero to tun tho r on." California Maverick. JLvIKST i'KUlTS. Th Cupturo orConcrodnnmn Ely nt tlio J lrot Hull Jtuu. An incident which occurred at the first battle of Dull Hun lias been brought to your correspondent's mind, nnd ho ia induced to writo it because thoso who figured in it were prominent in political circles, and the fate of ono was so hnppy compared with that of the other, that tho sub ject becomes ono of great interest. As tho reader will remember, a great many curious people went down from Washington to seo tho impending fight, and among tho number was tho Hon. Alfred Ely, a member of Con gress representing tho Rochester, N. Y., district. In another carringo wan tho Hon. Calvin Hudson, Jr., who was Mr. Ely's political opponent in tho rnco for Con gress, and who had married tho niecd of Secretary Seward. Mr. Ely left his carriage torcconnoi tcr, and had placed a big tree between himself nnd tho'storin of bullets which wcro Hying thick nnd fast, and which had burst suddenly on thesight-sccing Congressman. IJcforo ho could get away a detneh mcnt of rebel cavalry enmo along and wanted to know who bo was. "Me? I nm Mr. Ely." "Who in h-11 is Mr. Ely." "I, sir, am a member of Congress from New York." "Tho h 11. Say that over, will you7" "I am the Hon. Alfred Ely, member of Congress from Now York." Whereupon tho confederate an nounced that ho was tho very man ho had been looking for all day, and with drawn revolver tho unwise Yankee was invited to climb up behind his captor, whmn 0 "id with alacrity. In this particular nu: sis not unlike that of his -New xorKDrotn- er . . . , . lie was. left alono sitting m his car rluRowhcn lm suddenly discovered tho enemy approaching, when ho took to tho Holds. J to auerwaro unnuu up-im the houso of a farmer nearCenterviIle, where ho was surrounded by rebel nini-nfu n,wl innilo n. nrisnnnr. and on the 27th of July ho was taken to Lib- by, whero almost tlio nrst person nu nnw wnH TClv hi Into nolitical adver sary from tho samo city and state, botli captured under tne samo umui tunato circumstances, now both pass ing under tho same rebel-bestowed cog nomen, viz: "Distinguished Ynnkeo prisoner." Air. lily Had no moro tnan eiueiuu t.lm wiNnn until bo beuan to invent a way to get out. A general exchange of ....!.. .?. ....... I. f tin f t tin flint Riifih n.n UVtl(lllltOUilVHiWII) (Vitlitataa) notion would have a tendency to rec- ... , I II! .. -. t.t ognizo tlio states in roociiion ub u uei ligerant power, tho proposition was leiected. Hudson wroto to his uncle, . II. Rmi'iiwl niwl ruin wnnlil MllinOSO that tho tio of relationship between tho sec retary of state nnd tho husband ot KSu tilni.i ii'rMilfl niincn cnnin Hnocinl of 111.-7 i 1 itv.u n w 11 tv vinojw uwxiw forts to effect his release, but it seemed that it could not bo done. U'liili. Mi. V.v mi(Tnvii1 nnlv ill 1)0111" deprived of his freedom, Hudson was physically unwell, wincn mnuo ins 10c n innrn liltrilnltumillt nill. I'OOl' Illld- boiiI He left his homo and young wife, nevor dreaming wnac tno consequent of his untoward action would be. On tho 10th of September following ho was taken with typhoid fever, nnd began to fail rapidly. Through tho ex ertions of Mr. Ely ho was tauon to tho i-nuiilom.it nf Mr. Jnlill Villi Low. wllO. with her lovely daughter, did every thing possible to nurso uiu hick umn back to life. Hut ero ho had left tho prison tho shadowy valley had been entered, and on tho 11th day of Octo- 1 1 . 1.. . -i.i. - i:f.. ....... .t.f nor nis ih'ijjul yuunn mu num uu. Mr. Ely (who. on his parole was al lowed to visit tho sick-room, and who paid all tho expenses of tho funeral!, was among tho small number who fol lowed tho remains to Mrs. Van imw s ( ink in Plinreh 1 Iill Pomotorv. whoro they were peacefully laid to rest, 11.. .1 f....i...: ,....ii.. r.. 1110 UlllUlUl pel viuu uuiui; uj -iviji. Inl... 'P Miiww 11 in-wniiiii' nnd ('Illinium IIUIIII Aililllin'i 11 I ' . w . . - i in a Maine regiment nnd who now re sides in Wnlhvuh.N. .1. Tholittlobana of warriors remained until tho grave was tilled, when Miss Van Low placed a collection of llowers on tho mound, ana tno dona wasieitaiono. inrs. vim Low and family returning to their homos, and Eli and Mir.es to tho nar row confines of their now moro than ever drenrv nrison. Shortly after this event tho Hon. (Mmrles J. Faulkner, of KnnMi Cnrnliim. who hnd been iiiMi'iiunnf tiiir tlm Unit id States at tho Court of St. James, hearing of tho state ot altairs 111 tun country, return ed home, and as his state was in open revolt against tho I'nion ho was ar rested in ow i oric aim imprisoned. fiiiltcinnliiititlv. 1m Mna flllnw'Ofl tn Yirn. fcj tIl.aV.Ikl. .1 V .J ..M II. .u iiiiwiivi. . v x ceed on his parolo tthe South for tho t I.....,.! Imiil K!j nvnliniiim tor Ely, who was mado awaro of tho proposition. Faulkner, who was very popular with his people, was received mill, ntifill I1IM11U 11 11,1 wllllll Ilrt lllllfln known to tho rebels tho terms of his nvnllllliml tllllV ilk nill'rt Hllill. "V(I Will givoa dozen'Elys for you." Tho re sult can bo easily imagined. Tho ox- change was agreed to, aim tno 11111 l-ini Cniiirressiiian made arrange tiiniitn tn ilnnnrt. After ho had cone. however, u carpenter, who had felt .i.iii.!ii-ii1 nt Klv fnt Rniini trivial rea- 1 1 xf I ' ' 1 v -" " - ........ son, told tho prison ollicials that tho trunk, which had Doun mado at tlio prison, and in which Ely had packet! all his MSS., had a falso bottom to it, nnd tliat ho was carrying off a whole nest of contraband articles, Anotllcer ..no tlinifnni KKiik ill link linntn ifti'f lilm, nnd ho was overtaken on the truco boat, whero tno cneat was in- tirw(l tA frtiiml to u nil ri'ht. mill ho was allowed to go on. Ely did have a false bottom put in tho trunk, but ... 1 ... 1 ti luterwnra discovered mac no wouia be allowed to take nnytmng no want' ed, and for fear hi trio!; might bo dis centred ho wretly tore It out. THE ST UP J D VlLJiAGKK. Burdctto Compares IHm with Sonic City Folk. "I am simply staggered by the onaquo stupidity of tho averago vil lager," saya Miss Ivato Field, as quoted by a New York reporter. "I am just from Clifton Springs, nnd have had an allopathic doso of rural stupidity. I speak the sad truth," sho continues, "enlightenment pre vails most exclusively in tho cities. In tho small villngo ignorance stalks on every corner in unblushing effront ery. As soon as tho young men (in tho country village) arrive at man's estnto they seek sociability at tho bar room." Now, thero is a great deal of ead truth in all that. The very saddest kind of truth. Ah, yes. How opaque tho stupidity ot tho village er rand boy; how clear the intelli gence of tho "rapid messenger" of the city, who keeps your message a week and then gives it to the wrong person. How faultless the porter; how marvel ously accurate tho waiter; how seldom or never do we scarcely hear any com plaint on tho part of city people of tho stupidity of city servants. And tho wisdom of the city man in tho higher walks of life. With what intelligent caution docs ho look about him in tho railroad car, to see it any man be near to hear, before ho tells his wife whoth 'er the field of millet they are passing is wheat, or. spring rye, or winter oats or buckwheat. Ana when ho tells lior that tho Horry ox is so called becauso ho is always a red ox, and the off-horse is only used to help pull up hill, how does tho stupid villager hide his dimin ished opnquo bond. "Rural stupidity" oven in homeo pathic doses, will staro at a balloon until it is out ot sight, but you must go on Broadway to see tho superior mteiiigenco 01 uiu city .1 .1 -.f rin liiminnaa mm. asseniuio a crown ui ouu unoiuvsiiiiitii around a hole in the ground to watch a counlo of Irishmen dig down to a. leakygas main. It is in tho city of New York that tlio poiico nave to nliini. Um Kirl mi'll HfH IUld COIlinel tllO crowd of enlightned business men to move on whena stngohorsefallsdown. It is New York city that intelligent people tramplo each other to death in order to see tlio wind mow a mini straw hat off tho Brooklyn bridge. One cannot remain a great whilo in the city without observing tho supe rior intellectuality of tho people. Yes, it is "tho sad truth; enlighten ment prevails almost exclusively in the cities,' whilo "in tho small village ignorance stalks in unblemishing effrontery on every corner." Ah, yes. Tho enlightenment 01 tno lower wards, for instance. Tho charming lefinoment of Bedford street, Philadelphia. Tho superior culture and intellectuality found in the slums of New York. How refresh inn, indeed, after "an allopathic doso of rural imbecility at Clifton Springs," is an intellectual stroll down the academic shades of Baxter street. After the "narrow limited compass" nf t lin fn vlli ivllllkinv tn the Platonic soul to fly from tho "depressing social . A , 1 ! 1 ...1. 1.1... intercourso ot tne vmngo una buuK uiu pnninn minds om.iu ViWin v in tho haunts of tho slugger; how tonic, how broadening tno sapient conversation of the tough nnd tho sand-bagger. After the "corroding prejudice that warps tno views 01 .in ii.rii iiiii.iliirl fi lnlnl'i, wlVPSt. bow HIVI-IITI HIUIIIVII ( lllltiiv. w .... , .. liko tho manna of tho brain comes to tho hungry mind tho improving con- vorantinnVif tlin liidv who Vllllks HlCS out of tho gutter with an iron hook; how welcome tno cany viml 01 tho gentleman who wishes to know if you have nnv antiques in the way of . c 1 ... 1.1-.- i .... f. nuts to '.nsposooi;noviiKu wuiunium no ilinf ini1- i 1 fin) wjtQti nf rust if! stupiditv, comes to tho soul, starving lor intellectual pntmnini, tne expert 111 unnpnrei'mtea une-n-nruc, uu m-uics-poi' ot junk, who with his humble, but in t nllnt mil tftr n rt him l'f nhvplinlorr icnl collections of axiomatic bottles and polemic boots, now intensely Hitherto it an isr "If " unvu M!iq Finld. "a man in tho country has any ideas hostraightway goes- to tho city." Ah? Yes, in tho autumn ho docs. Tho country roads are thronged with him now. Ifo has tho "idea" that leads him to tho city. Ho has an "idea" that it is growing too cold to sleep under the trees and straw-stacks, nnd so ho seeks the warmer and lees "stupidly" ventilatod police station. Tho tramp is a city creation, and his exclusive intolligenco was lostored on a freo lunch route. Yes, indeed. Something must bo done to enlighten theappalling stupid ity of tlio country vilhigers.or affright ed reason, in abandoning all this fair land outside of tho fenced cities to oternal and "rural" ignorance, will climb some tall and lonely tree and pull tho treo up after her. Hurdotto in Buffalo Truth. A Successful Dalcotlnn. A good oxample of tho enterprise of Dakotians is seen in the career of Frank T. Hagerty, of Aberdeen. Ho went to tho territory in 1SS0 n poor man, having just graduated from a three years' courso as brakoman on the Pennsylvania road. Ho went to Jamestown, worked in a bank, and when Aberdeen was at..rted, engineer ed a deal for the bank by which they secured 5120 ncres ofland adjoining tho new town sito. Ho did nil tho work, platting tho land and put ting it on tho market, receiving two-thirds of tho land for his share. Ho boomed his property to tho highest point, and cleared $1 00,000 out of it. To day ho ia tho wealthiest man in Central Da kota, owns two banks, a farm cf sev eral thousand acre, .md the finest herd of blooded Mock in the West. All this wns accomplished in .-Ave years, and before he was 18 yoara old. THE NEW TRACKAGE FOR 1885. Wlint Wan none In Itnllronil IliilltltliS In Ilie Year Junt Closed. Tlio Railway A?c, ot Chicago, finds that tlio total lcn?th of main lino, not including necond track, pidlngs, or renewals, Inid in the United States during 1883, was 3,113 This is about 700 miles less than tlio new mileage ot 1881. and it is less than any year since 1878, when tho total was but 2,087' miles, whilo in 1875 tho record ot new construction reached only 1,711 miles. Wcj-lvetho lollowlngstatcmcntot the total number ot lines and miles added during 1885 in tlio illtferent stiitesand territories, nrransed by geographical subdivision. It ia probnhle Unit a tow miles moro will bo reported later, nltliotigh our investigations have been unusually thorough: States. No- lics. Miles. Massnclmsotts -t 1.5 Now York 7 a, 5 Now .Ierncy 1 l- Pennsylvania 17 1 '"',, Mnrylandnnd Uist. olCohim.. 1 05.0 West Virginia Ii f-'l-O Ohio ' '' Indiana 6-n Mkliigan V2 131.1 Illinois -'5 Wisconsin r l28-f' Virginia North Carolina 5 1.0 South Carolina -t 3 04.0 Oorgin ' 3iJi"j Florida 31 2l.fi Alabama J.O Mississippi 3 TenncMseo 1 -.0 Kentucky 5 53.0 Minnesota ;t 110.0 Iowa Missouri 8 28L.0 ArkansnR 4- 20.5 Louisiana U 15.2 Dakota t 317.8 Nebraska '1 213.!) Kansas 0 275.7 Indian Territory 1 30.0 Tmcim 0 211.2 Colorado 2 14.0 California 7 125.!) Idaho 1 -'.0 Washington Territory...,,.,.,,, 0 113.0 nECAPlTULATtON. No. lines. Miles. Now England states 4 33.5 Kastern and middlo Btatcs.... 20 281.9 Middle and western states 31 404.0 Southern states 44 J7.4 Missouri bolt 21 542.5 Kansas belt 24 828.0 Colorado belt 2 14.0 Pacific belt 14 240.9 Total ICG 3,112.8 Tl ...ill lin annn flinf. IIOIV I rn rli Wfl S llllfl In thirty-four ot tlio forty-seven states and territories, unon 1G0 lines, with an aggro- gato of 3,313. Tho work dono has been largely on branches and extensions 01 111011 erato length, und has notincluded any very !..... liima uimli nu in nrnvimm vrnrHliavc HllU lllll-D, Dt.V.t 1H. . " helped greatly to swell tho total. In Icw Kugliinu and tlio case almost no now irucu has boon added. Tho principal activity I. .. ., l.nA.. in 4-lm nnnflinrn Rtilt.4 ntlfl ill tlin belt between tho Missouri rivcrand tho Pa cific states and territories. Tlio longest extension of the year has been thatot tho Fremont, Klkhorn and Mis souri Valley lino ol tho Chicago and North western svstom, from Valontino. Nob., west and north 191 miles to Buffalo Gap, Dakota, whenco it will be pushed in the ... . ..in n.i. i. !.. spring to tne juiick jiiiih. jiio iiuxl hi length is tlio Kansas City, Clinton and Springfield extension of tho Kansas City, Fort Scott and Gulf system south to Ash Grove, Mo., 129 miles from tho junction, with tlio main lino. In tho samo state the Chicago, Hock Islnnd and Pacific company hns extended its lino from near Winston west to St. Joseph, forty-nino miles, and thenco south fifteen miles to Bushvillo, a total of sixtv-four miles of new track laid down in tho last weeks of tho year. In Missouri also tho Kansas City and South ern has laid fnrty-tiireo miles, reaching to Clinton. In Minnesota an important line, tho Minnesota nnd Northwestern, lins boon built entirely during tho year from St. Paul south to tho Iowa line, 110 miles. THE RASCALLY AF AGUES. They Ulimt Holiavo Themselves or bo lSxtcriiiliiutoil. Senator Mnndcrson and Congressmen Springer and Laird, snys n W ashing! oc dispatch, called upon tho secretary of wat to discuss with him tho situation in south ern Now Mexico in regard to tho Apnclio troubles. Thoy represented to him tho de fenseless condition of tho people and mado litiowu their purposo to introduce a bill soon after tho recess providing for tho rais ing of a body of troops for tho special pur pose ot hunting and, if necessary, extermin ating tho murderous hordes which havo boon mnking that region a desert. Thoy propose thnt theso troops shall consist ex clusively of frontiersmen and bo placed un der tho'coininund of an army ofllcor. They ehall bo temporarily enlisted for this spe cial service, equipped, mounted nnd pro vided for in sucii a wny ns to bo ablo to follow and fight Bnvages in their fastnoi-n. During tho progress of the conversation, which lasted about an hour, allusion was mado to Gen. Crook's record. Sniingor read to tho secretary a letter ho had re ceived from Judge Barnes, of tho First judi cial district ot ArUonn, discussing the situ ation and setting forth the views of tho in telligent men of tlio locality as to the best remedy. This, in brief, was tor the govern ment to raiso a battalion of frontiersmen, to bo lightly equipped, whoso duty it tilimilil lio to initrol tho rezion in smnll parties, especially keeping in viow tho watering places. It was possiblo for tho IndiiuiH to movo moro rapidly than whito troops could by riding their ponies until thoy dropped from exhaustion nnd then stealing others, but they must reach tho watering places from timo to time or per ish themselves. Judge Barnes also pro posed tho arming and enlistment of a body of 1 tin co Indians a friendly, industrious race, who nro as much annoyed by tho renegade Apncnes as aro xao wanes in light tho enemy. The secretary said, in reference to this plan, that tho tinny waa already doing mucli 01 tno sorvice pro nnHtxL Gen. Sheridan had been sent out rtothoeceno of tho disturbances, nnd Gen. Crook, in whom thoy all had confidence, was in command. If thoso could not sub- duo tho hoBtiles, no ono could. Springer paid he did not know Gen. Crook nnd had notlitng against him. but judging him mere ly by results, he wift a failure. Tlio reae cadori did not number more than two hua- drod men. Crook, with threo or four thousand men at his command, had been hunting them for years, and hnd not yet succeeded ill putting a'stop to tho outrages. Senator Mandemon came to Gon. Crook's defense, attributing to his skill and ability tho ttncitlcation ot tliolndiansof Nebraska. The bill relerrod to will bo introduced by Congressman Laird, ol NcbrasUa. Unfortunate Naval Llfiutennnt. Tho name of Lieut. U. W. Ermy, United Statea navy, hns beoa dropped from tht nnvy register ot 18S0. Lieut. White serv ing an executive olllcer of tho United States Hteumer "Portsmouth," disappeared Feb. 17, 1SS5. All efforts to discover hU where abouts havo billed, and It 1 supposed by the navy depart meat and his ft'iudsthat 1 1 " be waa drowned. AKE TIIE1 COUNTERFEITED I Ex-Coiisrcmnii IIorr'H Theory About the Number of silver Dollars lu Clr culntlon. . Washington special: Ex-Congreaemna Horr hns givea out some very sensational theories on the silver question. Ho takes for a text the statements in the president's message nnd the Inst report of the secre tary 00 tho treasury, that only about 50,000,000 silver dollars nro in circulation in tho United States. This is an average of less than SI apiece for the total number of people in the country. But, says Mr. Horr, it cannot be possible that thero aro only ns many dollars in circulation as there are thrust upon you constantly in innkiug chnnge. Prom observation and Inquiry, Mr. llorr concludes that thero nro at lenst 100,000,000 silver dollars in cir culation, nnd perhaps 200,000.000, not withstanding that of tho 215,000,000 manufactured by tlio government since 1878 all but S5O,00O,0U0 aro piled up in tho treasury vaults. Having proved to his own satisfaction that theto aro a great many more silver dullnrs atlont than tho government has sent out, Mr. llorr next looks around to see where the extra dollars came from. He can account for their existence in only one way. Somewhere in tlio country thero must bo crooked mints at work liko the crooked whisky stills ia tlio mountains of Tennessee that is, private partics ljhvc established secret mints, whero millions of silver dollars exae'ly liko tho dollar mado at the government mints and worth exnetly as much, as being mndo unlawfully and then put in circulation. Nobody can tell tho difference between the straight dollnrand the crooked dollar, sim ply becauso there is no difference. Tho in ducement to run illicit mints lies in tho fact that tho Bland dollar contains only 80 cents worth of silver, leaving 20 cents mar gin for cost of making and profit. All this is a very pretty theory. A super ficial observation might lend ono to tho conclusion that there nre a good many moro dollars than people abroad in tlio land. But a closoexamiiiation sliows that it is unlikely. Let the pefiatast treasurer ol tlio United States testily. "So llorr thinks ho has found a mare's nest, docs he?" snys tho assistant treas urer, jocosely. "Well, I think his strange conclusions altogether- unfounded. Fifty million silver dollars make a big showing in the country, notwithstanding that it is an averago of less thnn a dollar apiece for tho population. Just consider how many fnrmeis, mcchnnics nnd laborers nt any given timo have 110 silver dollar, to say nothing about tlio women nnd children. Besides, money circulates bo rapidly that the Biimo dollar may ho found in twenty different placeB on'tho same dny. Thomero fact that silver dollars aro so plonty at the banks and in the tills of merchants does not prove that thero nro any moro in circu lation than tho trensury books show." Now let us iuquiro if the director nnd other officials ot tho bureau of tho United States mint about Mr. llorr'a second theory, that standnrd dollars containing SO cents worth of silver can be profitably manufactured at private, illicit mints. Wo learn that tho process of coining silver dol lars is coBtlyand intricate, une pjantcost mnnv thoiiband dollars. Imitations of the silver dollar, made of sott, bnse metal, can be cast in moulds. But silver is too hard, and standard dollars can bo mnde only ns tho governii-cnt makes thorn, by tlio use ol rolling, cutting, stumping and milling ma chines. Only a skillful nssayer can prepare the alloy properly. Evidently no private mint can do tho work moro cheaply than tho United States mints, and tho cost of coinagoat the Carson City mint last year was over 9 cents for each dollar. It would almost certainly cost more than a dollar apiece, even after the plant wasestablished, to buy tho silver and other metal for the alloy and coin standard dollars in Becret mints. TALK ON THE SILVER QUESTION. Senators Preparing: Themselves tot Lengthy DUchmnIou. Senator Morrill, of Vermont, chnirman of tho financo committee, is preparing a speech on the silver coinago question which ia intended to bo a reply to that recently given by Senator Beck. Senator Teller, of Colorado, is also preparing a speech 011 tho question, in which lio will not only support tho views of Mr. Beck, but will go further, und advocate tho unlimited coinngo of sil ver. Mr. Teller introduced two bills on silver nt tho present session, which ho in tends to push with vigor as an offset to efforts that are being mado to suspend silver coinngo. Ono of these bills provides that any person may deposit at the mints silver bullion of standard fineness in quan tities not less than 300 ounces, and havo tho samo coined into standard silver dol lars on tho samo terms that gold is re ceived and coined, and that these dollars ehnll bo a full legal tender at their nominal vnluo for all public and private debts. Tho other bill provides that holders of silver dollars may deposit them in sums of 10 nnd receive certificates therefor of 1, 2, 5 or nny other denomination corresponding with tlio denomination ol united fctatca notes ns may bo specified by tho deposi tors of tlio silvor coin. Tlie.se certificates are mndo receivable for all public dues and when so received may bo teissued. Senator Teller proposes in this con test for innintenauco of silver coinage not to act upon tho defensive, but to make a fight lor tlio further extension ot hilvcr. lie holds that many of the acts of the secretary of tho treasury and the United States treasurer aro illegal, and notably that of tho treasurer in issuing tlio "red letter" certificntes.undcrwhichabout 10,. 000,000 of gold wore obtained from Now York hankers. Tho prospective discussion nu this qucntion promises to bo ono of tho most interesting thnt has over taken place ia tlio hcuato, becauso of tho-fact that tho del 110c rats will bo found nssailing while the republicans will defend tho domocrntic ad ministration. Tlio discussion which willbo opened by Mr. Morrill in defense of the administration, will bo followed by his poli tical associate, Mr. Teller, who will join with Mr. Beck ia tho assault. Other repub lican senators will join Mr. Morrill, and Mr. Eustis nnd other democrats will array themselves with Mr. Beck, bo that the on usual spectnclo will bopresonted of tho pol icy of tho executivo boing ilelcmlcd against the attacks ot thoio who aro ia political accord with tho president. Mr. MuPhorsou is said to boprepnringnn answer to Mr. Beck's speech, ami it ia like ly Mr. Morrill will bo accorded tho privilege of first making tho reply. Mr. Gibson, of Louihiana, la also said to bo making pre parations to keep tho policy 1 tho admin istration 011 this question. Misleading tho Darkeys. Tho fanners ia South Carolina and Geor gia aro greatly alarmed over the continued exodus ot negroes. Parties ot 200 and 30D are leaving tho former stato every week, and as many more go from Georgia. Since October last more thnn fivo thousand no groca have left Fairfield, Chester, York, ilarioa and Laurens counties, S. 0., leav ing hardly enough men to carry on the farms. Agents of railroads in Aikansaa lure the negroes away, promising tliera 2.50 per day building new ronds, no work after dinuer, und treatment like whit people. MISSOURI RIVER CONVENTION. Tho IlMolntlons Adopted by It Knimna City. The river improvement convention held at Knnsae City put forth the following: Whereas, In view of the fact that appro priations aro being asked from congress for tho improvement of tho grent western waterways and that tho convention having: been called ia tho interest of tho great Mis souri valley, therefore Resolved, That it is the earnest wish of the people of tho Missouri vnlley that con gress at once appropriate for tho improve ment of the Missouri river onc-hah asked for by tho Missouri river commission for tho year ending Juno 30, 1877. in order that this commission mny bo ablo to ro jumo work ns early in tho spring as econo my demands, and thnt we ask the senators and representatives In tho Missouri valloy ia congress that they make it their fore most business to secure bucIi appropria tion. .... Resolved, That this convention insist that the members of congress of tho Mis souri vnlley bo placed upon the houso com mittee of rivers and harbors. Resolved, Thatworecommend tho estab lishment of a light system from Kansas City to Fort Donan and an ndequate ap propriation from congress for that purpose-. Resolved. That a committee, consisting of two members from ench of tho states of Missouri, Iowa, Nebraska, Kansas nnd Minnesota, nnd tho territories of Dakota and Montana bo appointed by delegates present in this convention from i-aid states, nnd territoiics. to Iny before congress thfr demands ot this convention in these reso lutions. Resolved, That wo urge upon all senators' and congressmen from tho Missouri anil Mississippi valleys to heartily unite to secure proper and liberal appropriations, for tho improvement of western and north western waterways, and to demand such help from tho nntional government ns tha best interests of tho section demands. Resolved; That wo viow with surprise and solicitude the omission of all mention of tho western waterways from tho message of the prcsidcut, and we, ns rcpresentativea of tlio peoplo inhabiting the valleys of tho Missouri and Mississippi rivcrp, earnestly urge upon tlio president to tall tlio atten tion of congress, by special mossngc, to the. needs of tiieso sections in the matter of im provements, nnd wo trust that this omis sion was made with tho viow of mnking a. more oinphdtic and elaborate presentation, by special message at a later day. Resolved, That wo recommend that con--gross pnss a law declaring tho Knnsns river navigable from Fort Riley to its mouth, at Wyandotto city; that all artifi cial obstructions aro nuisances and such must be removed; thnt an appropriation of 180,000 bo mado and expended to fitly adapt tho Kansas river to the more suc cessful transit for commerce. Resolved, That the attention ol the Mis souri river commission is hereby respect fully called by its convention to the great damage dono and threatened by tlio Mis souri opposito Leavenworth, Knnsns, whero tho federal government has large property interests and whero the iron bridge that spans tho river is in danger ot losing "its connection with tho Missouri shore, thus destroying tho communication between that important military post and tlio cast. A BLOCKADE Or WHEAT. nievntora Full to Overflowing: nnd m. .. .1 u ..r',..l...il. illnf riic-lCf.lT- AUUlinuuu. v. ..... ......- j Detroit (Mich.) dispatch: This city and state are now suffering from tlio worst grain-blockndo ever experienced. Tho elovatora aro full to overflowing, ami thousands of cars stand upon the side tracks loaded with wheat, with no pros pect ot being nble to discharge their load for days, if not weeks, to come. At this time in 1884 there was but 594,452 bush els of wheat stored in Detroit. Four timea thnt amount is respoiiBiblo for the existing blockndo. Tho capacity of tho elevators is exhausted, and tho only resource is to supplement it with other accommodation acceptable to tho grain owners. Tho D. it, M. elevator, which docs duty for tlio Delroit, Grand Haven and Milwaukee, tho Grand Trunk, nnd tho Lake Shore and Michigan Southern railroads, is running over, nnd a number of cars are in ex clusive service ns wheat receptacles. Roll ing stock thus employed is not re garded as profitable, and the Detroit, Grand Haven nnd Milwaukee ntitlioritiew hnvo issued notico to its agents to accept no further consignments of wheat until otherwise ordered. Tho Michigan Central is similarly affected, nnd now has moro wheat on its hands than it can store away. President Ledynrd hns given notico through the secretary of tlio boaid of trndo that unless dealers having wheat stored in elova tora A and B remove it within a reason able time a round storngo will bo charged. Tho elevators here contain 1,9!K!,395 bu shels of wheat, Michigan Central elevator A contains to-day 498,129 bushels; elevn tor B, 521,722; Detroit and Milwaukee elevator, 314, 118; Union Depot clovator, 002,390; while there nro 109,457 bushels in vessels chnrtered for storago purposes, making a grand toral of 2,105,822 bushels of wheat now olnced in elevators and boats at this point. In addition there nro hundreds of cars of grain consigned to De troit lying hero with no possibility of the overtaxed elevators receiving any largo pro portion of it unless a plan for their speedy relief is at onco devised and carried out. Tlio Union elevator is not filled with wheat, and its owneis do not intend that it shall be. Tlio Wabash extends into a rich corn, region, which contributes largely to its car rying trade. It was to tap this territory that tho Wabash was built, nnd tho fore sight which dovibcd that schemo will not choke off its immense corn-carrying trade by filling its elevator with wheat. It now luiB 002,390 bushels of wheat, and tho re mainder of its immcuso capacity ia t acred to corn. Kvorv elevator in Michigan ia full to the roof. From cross-roads stations to tho Inrgest interior cities come notices of two much wheat for the elovntor capacity pro vided. Outside of Detroit there aro more than 2,000,000 bushels of wheat in Michi gan clovators. Liberal receipts of wheat and a lack of demand in tho east were tho reasons assigned ns plainly accounting for tlio blockade. Tho Now York Sub-Trcnsiiry. Washington dispatch: Treasurer Jordan will leave Washington for New York to night to take charge of tho Bub-treasury there. Eighteen expsrt counters will also So on tlua evening with tho purposo 61 counting the government funds in tho vaults. Treasurer Jordan may encounter pome difficulty in obtaining possession o tho olllce, as it ia understood that Mr. Acton, tho present irocumbent, asserts that in justico to hinu-clf and his bondsmen he cannot turn over the moneys in his ch.irgo except to a successor regularly appointed by tho president nnd confirmed by the sen ate. This matter, however, lias heea fully discussed by high officials here. Tho opin ion prevails that Mr. Jordan can legally take possession. Should Mr. Acton reso lutely refuse to turn over the funds to Mr. Jordan, the iecrctary, it is eaid, could, it lie considered it advUnble, take advantage ot section hfl-10 of the revised stntuteH, which provides that the secretary of the treasury may transfer money in the hands of any depository of public moneys to the trensury of the United Statea to the credit I ol the treasurer.