The Oregon scout. (Union, Union County, Or.) 188?-1918, January 02, 1886, Image 7

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    AN OLP-TPrE CHR1ST3LVS.
Victoria Houghton, ai sho turned over
her eiubroiderv silks in quest of a desir
ed shade, exclaimed. "Well. 1 begin to
think Christmas is about used up!"
"Why, Vie, what a wicked thing to
say'." and lier sister Bell stopped, quite,
startled, in the centre of the room.
"Not the day itself or the event it
commemorates, of course, so don't look
so frightened, Hell. 1 mean our man
ner of celebrating it. Wo work for
weeks preparing Kir the grand holiday,
and when it comes it always falls below
our expectations. Stockings and Christ
mas trees have lost their charms, and
I think that after wo have cea.-ed to be
children tho 2oth of Deoember is a dis
uppointingday." "Hut what could we do?" asked Hell.
"I would like to sec the real old Christ
mas customs revived the wassail bowl,
the boar's head, and the waits singing
from door to door. Then the holidays
were merry in deed and name.;" and
Victoria's eyes sparkled.
"Not a bad idea, my Early English
maiden." laughed a hearty voice, and
both girls turned to welcome a cheery
faced old gentleman with toft, snowy
hair.
"I did not know, grandpa, that anv one
was listening," said Victoria, with u
blush.
"Hut I think with you, my dear, that
familiarity lias made.' balls and sugar
plums a tritle 'ilat. stale, and unprofit
able.' Perhaps, with your assistance,
we can make a change this year, and
even in this nineteenth century have a
sort of old-time Christmas at Hollywood."
"Oh, that will bo charming!" cried
Victoria, beginning at once to ransack
the l'brary for any book that might give
suggestions.
Hollywood was a delightful old man
sion not manv miles from Now York,
and in days gone by had sheltered a
myriad happy boys and girls, but one by
one tho birds had flown from the home
nest, until oidy father and mother
Houghton and tho youngest son remain
ed beneath the quaint gablo roof; and
soon now Archie, this last child, was to
say farewell, and go to seek his fortune
in far-away Japan. Hut Christinas was
a time of reunion, when children and
grandchildren camo to spend the happv,
holy season with "tho old folks at
home," and was tho "red-letter day" of
tho wholo year in tho history of Holly
wood.
This year tha day before Christ nuts
was tho coldest of tho season, but not
ono was missing from tho bevy of couis-
ins that gathered about dusk in tho
Grand Central Depot, from Uiek Hart-
Jett, a young collegian, down to baby
Ellis, crowing and capering in his
nurse s arms. J hero wore eight Hough
ton's, fjvo Hartlett's, three Ellises, and
ono Hastings, who with parents and :it
tendants trooped gaily into tho warm
car, and were whirled away to tho little
station nearest to Hollywood.
An nmnihim lmrli ic in wnitlnn- -mil
well tucked un in furs, all are packed in.
and dash off up tho winding road to tho
old homestead, from which many lights
aro twinkling a welcome, whilo the boys
shout at the top of their lusty young
lungs A iwerry uiiristmas and a Happy
Now Year."
Victoria, assisted by grandpa and Hell,
nas done nor worn wen. from tno mo
ment of their their arrival the new com
ers meet with a series of surprises.
Scarcely are greetings exchanged and
wraps laid away before a loud-voiced
bell summons them to tho dining-room,
The long table seems fairly groaning be
neath its weight of good cheer, every
thing being set on together, :i.s in in the
simple old days, and there aro several
dishes which none of them has over
seen or tasted.
Hoforo grandpa stands a tureen of
plum porridge, whilo grandma's end of
tho board is adorned with with an enor
mous "Christmas pye," shaped like a
1 I'll .1 - - ;i-
manger, aim mien wiin a composition oi
cows' tongues, geese eggs, sugar, rais
ins, lemon and orange peel, according to
a very ancient and famous recipe. Hut
what plcaso tho children most are tho
little ) Mr-doughs, or baby cakes
quaint little images made of paste and
baked a lino light brown; and they have
great sport over tlieso old-timo Clirist-
in.-is dolls.
"Where aro tho boys?" asks Gladys
Ellis, suddenly missing her brothers and
boy cousins.
Hut at that moment tho shrill notes of
a life aro heard, the door is thrown open,
and in conio tho lads in procession, led
by Dick, bearing a platter on which
rests tho crown of tho Christmas feast,
namely, the boar's head (although it
bears a striking resemblance to a fat
pig), decked with ribbons and garlands,
a lemon in its mouth, and rosemary in
its cars. This with great ceremony they
set upon tho table, singing meanwhile:
.'The Boar's head la hand brins I,
With garluutU ;.iy anil rosemary.
I pray you nil sync merrily,
(Jul itu in roMi'i'Wt.'."
This is received with great applause,
and amidst tho clapping of hands, tho
boys tako their seats at tho bounteous
board.
Tho Christmas-ovo supper was cnUm
with jokes and laughter and fun, and
afterward they all assembled around tho
glorious wood lire.
Then grandpa had his surprise. His
face was a study when, as Mrs. Hast
ings struck a few chords on the piano,
there entered littlo Dolly Houghton and
Max Ellis dressed like a" lady and gentle
man of the uneien regime,' in ruff and
farthingale, three-cornered hat and high
heeled shoes. Tlioy took their places on
tfio polished lloor, .saluted their hosts,
and with amusing dignity coinmeii'.vd
tiio lirst stately stops of tho minuet dc
la cour.
It was indeed a charming picture, and
the dainty ltlo pair went through tho
difficult 'daneo with perfect accuracy.
Such high steps and glissades, such deep
courtesies and courtly bows, such rev
erence on tho part of tho gentleman, and
Hucli gentle condescension from tho littlo
lady! How deftly Max hopped on one
foot and clapM'd'hls wooden heels to
gether, and how eomiottUhly weo Dolly
tossed her pretty golden head and pivo
her tiny white liand to her iirtner! until
at length they ended with tho Imlmtre
royule, joining liandii and making a pro
found reveriineu to tho company.
"Von precious darling!" cried grand
ma, nulling to embrace thoin; and uiU
dimly divmuid if their dignity, thu llttlu
datie4irs wurti pilled round to lo kUacd
wul admired, uml were toon romping u
A Sort Thine
Two old friends met on a trnin between
Dallas and Fort Worth. After tho usual
greeting ono of them asked :
"Isn't Sam Sweedlepipcs living in Dallas?"
"Is he a glazier?''
"Yes, he is a painter and glnxier."
"He is getting rich fast."
"Getting rich fast, is he? Running a
monto bank, I suppose."
"So, lie lias got abetter thing than that."
"City olllcial?"
"Xo; lie belongs to n fire compnny, nnu
tvhen a fire breaks out ho runs along and
wakes up tho people with a stick."
"I don't sea hov thero is nny money to
be mndo in that."
"Ho wakes tho people up by tapping at
their windows with a stick, and he innn
nges to break nil the pnnes of glass within
half a milo of tho fire, and tho next day hi
is called on to put that in again at GO
cents a piece. Holms got n soft thing of it.
Ho hasn't got tho social status, but ho it
making moro money than if ho was an
alderman." Texas Silting.
Jiiot to Ainiiko the Children.
lie entered the olllce of a Saginaw ma
chinist ono day this fall, and said that he
believed ho had a salt well on his farm, and
ho wanted to know what it would cost to
develop it.
"I Bee," said tho machinist, "there are
two ways of developing a suit well. If you
desire to plant several barrels of brine and
pump from ono to tho otheruntilyoucatch
a greenhorn, I'll senrtyou out an old engine,
some second-hand pipe and
"Sir, I'll have you understand that I'm
an honest man."
"Oli, of course."
"But, to plcaso tho boys and give 'cnl
something to do this winter, you might"
"Send out tho old materials. Come out
into tho yard and select what you want.'
Wall Street News.
A Clirlntmaa l'nii tumlmo lit London
Ono of tho old chief scenes represents an
eastern princess and her Indies of honor in
tho mnrblo bathing npartmcnts of tho
royal palace. Perfumed pastiles burning
on tho stage givo a pale rose color to tho
scene and diffuse n sensuous odor throng!
tho house. A veil of tho most transparen
gausois between tho bathers and tho audi
ence. Presently tho ladies' emergo from tho
bath. They are clad in silk tights soglossy
ns to stimulate tho glistening of water,
Thrown lightly around tho hips or shoal
dors nro littlo scarfs of palo pink or green
lace. The ladies dance and desport about
tho stage, twirling gaudy Turkish towels
with golden embroidered ends, from which
they wring real water. New York Star.
A TronblcNotiio Iliikliaml.
A Waco, Tex., woman mot a friend who
did not seem to be in good health.
"How do you foel this morning?"
"Poorly; I'm feelin' right bad. You seo
I havo to watch over my husband all tho
time."
"Is lie sick?"
"No; if ho was sick I wouldn't have to
watch him. Ho is in good health. That's
what's tho mutter with him." Textiy
Sittings.
A Popular ISx-lTIiiyor.
Kx-Mnyor Newton, of Des Moines, la., Is
debcrvedly popular in tho city over whoso
destines ho presided, by reason of tho many
good deeds and tho unostentatious acts o
chnrity which ho is constantly doing. Suc
cessful as a politician, ho has alsJo recently
been playing tho part of a good Samaritan
with u success equal to his triumphs in poll
tics. The fainting traveler by tho wayside,
whom ho hns raised lip and refreshed by
good counsel in tho last instance, is Mr.
Gcorgo A, Crandale, tho manager for
Obcrne, Hosick it Co., Second 'and Walnut
streets. Mr. Crnndnle, who naturally feels
under many obligations to tho Kx-Mayor
tells ns follows how ho camo into such a
wretched plight as to need help and how it
was cheerfully given:
"I havo novcr had an ache or pain of
rheumatism," ho said, "since I used Athlo
phoros, and tho medicine cost mo only 511
If any ono had guaranteed to euro me I
would willingly havo paid him $"(), yes
5100. My rheumatism wasinlhunmntory,
mostly in my nnkles, but a littlo in tho
wrist. I could niaungo to hobble around
by tho uso of canes, but lelt as if I were
walking on tho bare bones, or in other
words as if my fectwero off and I was walk
ing on tho stumps. Tho pain wns terrible
to bear, yet I managed to bo about and to
attend to my businchs.
"Ono day, during thu time I wns suffering
so much, I hobbled to tho Court Houso to
look after some matter. As I wnsstruggle
ing to get up tho steps I met ex-Mayor
Newton, who asked mo what tho troublo
was. I told him that it was rheumatism,
whereupon ho advised mo to got a bottlo
of Athlophorous. I did not get it then,
ii3 I had no faith in patent medicines and
did not want to tako any. A short time
after this I wroto to an old friend.
Charles 1'. Griflin, of Stuart, to inquire
wnnt mid cured him. l knew that he hud
boen con II nod to his bed with rheumatism
of tho worst kind. Hfs answer was: 'Get
Athlophoros. That is what cured nie.' I
then got some, but really had no faith in
its curing ine. I begun to get relic! from it
in twenty-fmir hours. I continued taking
it until I hud used three dollars worth,
when my rheumatism, both the pain aud
tho swelling, was gone, and I havo not hud
nny return since. That is now.ovcr a year
ii go."
J'.x-.Mayor Newton based his recommcn.
dntioit ot Athlophoros to Mr. C'randalo
upon t no very romarkahlo euro iljiiulcllect
ed in tho en so of his ife. That lady thus
tells all about it:
"I havo been comparatively freo from
rheumatism for tho past ypar and a linlf.
Previous to that I had been a gieat sufferer
for yearn and had resorted to many reme
dies, but nothing would do vtiint Athlo-
phoros iliu lor me. j iiavo nail a low.
twinues oi late, nut 1 attrinuta tiiat to my-
bell and not to tho medicine,' as I havo not
been so careful as I should havo been.
Athlophoros took the stiffness out o! tho
joints o! my fingers nnd guvo me tho uho of
mv hands, in which I hud ho long had trou
ble. I have recommended it In many eases
and in every iimtnnco that I know of the
results lutvu been very satisfactory. I do
not liositute hi the least In recommending
it most heurtlly to every rheumatic suf
ferer."
II rnu cannot cet ATHWH'iioiios o! your
drugglut, we will ncnd it exprena paid. on r
relpt of ireular price- onedollurper bottle.
We prefer that you buy it from your drug
gut, but it he liu.n't It, do not I mi imthuiuImI
to try nometiung emn, out orurr ut onto
from u, it llrrcUf!. Atiii.oi'iiouo Co.,
1 1 'J Wall fitrtf t. New York.
The rurly (1irUtmii hopicr ulwtijra
tuUlit th tt urrkeiiU.
Ivlnrylnuil, niy .Vlnrylnuil.
Mnrylund legislators, who are always
nlivo to the public intertwN, have endorsed
tho now discovery, U-d Star Cough Cure,
because it contains neith r liMi-hin nor
opium, and always etir.-s. Tlu price is
only L'5 tents.
Mine. Patti will sing in Paris this season
instead of coming to America.
Polltlra Too ITIiirli for lllm.
A lady on Kifth Avenue, New York, quick
ly summoned a doctor:
"Oh, doctor, my husband is nearly dead.
Hp nttendp 1 a caucus last night. He mndo
four speeches and promised to lie with his
fellow citizens again to-day. 15ut oh, doc
tor, he looks nearly dead."
"Has hf been in politics long?"
"No, only last year. He worked hard
for "Unities Mrl 'utility's election."
"He will get well, madam! lie has n
ptonmch for any disease, if ho worked for
him!"
Political life, ot short or long duration,
is very exhausting, as is evident front tho
great mortality which prevails among pub
lic men. Kx. I. S. Snator It, K. llruce,
who luiH been long in public lift), says:
"The other day, when stopping into near
nt n crossing, I found Dr. within, wllo
eyed im up and down in a surprised way,
remarking:
"'Why, Senator, how well you look!'
'"Well, I feel pretty well,' I answered."
The doctor utter? 1 an incredulous reply,
whn tho Senator frankly told hint, in an
swer to an inquiry, that it was Warner's
safe euro which accomplished for him what
the profession had failed to do. Senator
Urttcc says his friends are very much aston
ished nt this revelation of power. Tho
Globo.
Otcrn'hclmlngly Defeated.
Mr. Tulniugo's tabernaclo now lias 0,272
members.
"Speaking ot coughing," says Mrs. Part
ington, "some will cough till their faco gets
blnck-und blue nnd never think of buying it
bottlo of Dr. Hull's Cough Syrup."
Mr. George W. Chllds has been pall-bearer
at tho funeral of thirteen distiugushed men.
(ARBOLISALVE cures Itchlngs nnd Irrl
S tatlons of tho Skin nnd Sculp, Poisons,
Piles nnd Ulcers. Cure Iiiimanl riMtri(A
outaScar. -o nnd 60 eta. at Druggists.
August llelmout has turned his seventy
third year.
Something that will quiet tho nerves, givo
strength to tho body, induce refreshing
sleep, improve tho quality of tho blood,
nnd purify and brighten tho complexion, is
what many persons would bo very glad to
obtain. Carter's Iron Pills aro made for
exactly this class oi troubles, nnd nro re
markably successful in accomplishing tho
ends desired, as named above. They aro
useful for both men and women. Sold by
druggists. Price, CO cents a box. See ad
vertisement. XThen Baby was idclt, we pave her Coatnria,
When ahe was a Child, she cried fur Cuatoria,
When ahe became lllea, ahe clung to Caatoria,
V?hsn ahe had Children, ahe cave them Uaatorla,
An electrical signal travels at tho rate o!
10,000 miles per second.
Tho IlnlfivuH Never Told
o! tho wonderful powers and virtues of thnt
best of nil medicines, Kidney-Wort. Ithns
been tried nnd proved. Its cures aro num
berless and the record of (supposed) incur
nblo cases that have yielded to its influence
fs astounding. If you havo troublo with
your Kidneys, Liver orltowels, if you suffer
from Constipation and Piles, if you nro a
victim of lvlictimutism or Malaria, tako
Kidney-Wort. You will find it tho remedy
you need.
A Pint or tup. Pi.vkst Ink for families or
schools can bo made from a 10c. package
of Diamond Dyes. Try them. All druggists
keep them. Wells, Itichnrdson it Co., Uur
lington, Vt. . Sample Curd, J12 colors, aud
book of directions for 2c. stamp.
Kx-Coniniissioiier Katon has becomc.pres
ident of the college at Marietta, O.
"ItOlMJII ON COUtJIIS."
AfW for "lioiicli nn CoiikIh," for cousin, cold,
loic t In out. hoHrocuvita. Tioclira, 15 Liquid, Z'ic.
There is a great increase of interesting
looking young women who wear eyo-glas.ses.
Sprains, bruises, stiff joints, burns,
scalds and rhenmatistu aro relieved by
Undo Sam's Nerve und Hone liniment.
Sold by drtiggiHtH.
Worms cause peevishness, fevers, convul
sions and frequently death. A pleasant,
Bafo and certain remedy is Dr. .1 AQUJJ'8
GERMAN WO KM CAKKS. Sold by all
druggists.
Headaches, constipntiou, Ii vercoiunliiint.
billiotisuess arocureO by that mild, cleansing
remedy winch never produces nam, JiL-
LKItT'S DAYLIGHT LIVKIt PILLS.
Oply 2.r cents. Sold by druggists.
An economical man will keen tho leather
of his harness soft aud til i able, which ore-
serves it from crackfng or ripping. IIo nl-
was uses ITN'CLK SAM'S IIAKN'KSS OIL.
Sold by nil Harness Makers.
One-third of all who die in active middle
life aro carried off by consumption. Tho
most frequent cause is a neglected cold,
rough, hoarseness, bronchial trouble or
asthma, all of which may bo permanently
cured by KILKRT EXTRACT OP TAR
AND WiLD CIIJCRRY. Sold by druggists.
A farmer's wealth depends on tho condi
tion of his stock. When scraggy undfeeblo
they uro especially liable to distempers.
fevers, cods and all diseases which destroy
animals. Thousands ot dollars uro saved
annually by that valuable old stapd by, '
UNCLH SAM'S CONDITION POWDKR. i
Restless, fretful, crying children nro suffer- I
ing and need for their relief Da. WIN- '
CH ELL'S TEETHING SYRl'P, which is
useful not only for ull tho disorders o! .
teething infunts, but cures coiiuhs. croups, i
eoro throat, colic mid cram ns ot older chil
dren, and should always bo kept in every
houso for emergencies.
Only 25 cents.
Sold by all druggists.
Rheumatism
According to the best authorities, orlzlnates in a
morbid condition of tho blood. Lactic ucld, caused
by tie decomposition of the gelatinous and albumin-
oustlssues, circulates with the blood an t attacks the
uItous tissues, particularly In tho Joints, and thus
causes the local nunlfoitallous of the dlsw. The
back and shoulders are the parts usually aiTcted by
rheumatism, and the Joints at the knees, ankles, hips
and wrists are also sometimes attacked. Thousands
of people have found In Hood's Sarsaparllla a positive
and permanent cure for rheumatism. Tills medi
cine, by Its purlfylnz an I vitalizing action un the
blood, corrects the cause of the disease, and It also
dies strruirtli to every function of the body. If you
suffer from rheumatism try Hood ftarsaparllla.
"About a year axo ! was pretty well run down, ba-
Init trjutiied wlih rheumatism and Indlvestlon. and
iiiy blood belnjr very poor I began to take Hood's
Saraaparllla and It gave me ureal relief." JouaT
Liwis, Torrlngton, tonu.
Hood's flarsaparilla
Cold ty all drugglsta. Hi sis for U 1'reparod by
C. I.IIOOI) a CO, Apolhecarlea, lwtli. Mass.
IOO Dosos One Dollar
For stiffness nnd soreness of the muscles
and j(its of the body, rheumatism, ncii-rnlgia-
in fm-t ant ache nrpniti of the boilv
nothing equals Salvation Oil. Pt ice 2.1c.
The position ot state librarian at Dos
Moines, la., U lille.l by n woman.
"Over nnd Over AshIii."
Repetition is sometimes the olv wi v to
ituprps a truth upon the mind. Accord
ingly take notice that Dr. Pierce's "Pleas
nut Purgative Pellets" (the original Littlo
Liver Pil) continue to be wonderfully
effective in eases of sick and nervous head
ache, constipation, indigestion, rush of
blood to the head, cold ex t remit iep, and all
ailments arising, from obstruction of the
bodily functions. Theiraction is thorough
yet gentle, and tho ingredients being entire
ly vegetable, they can be taken with impu
nity into the most delicate stomach. All
druggists.
Amos J. Ciimtuiugs has been Tc-elcctcd
president of the New York Press Club.
Tho Weaker Sev
nro immensely' strengthened by the uso of
Dr. lt. V. Pierce's "Favorite Prescription,"
which cures all female deranceinents, und
gives tone to thesyhtem. Sold by druggists.
Mr. Spnreon follows the birds from win
try llriUin to the south of Prance.
When everything clso fails, Dr. Sago's Ca
tarrh Remedy cures.
Mrs. Kate Chuso (formerly Mrs. Spraguo)
lurs made her home in Paris.
"i:or!ii ON CATA I! IS II"
corrrct o(Tcnhe odors at once, t'oniplptn cure of
v,"t8'. 'Iiniiile c.i0!; nlo unequalled m turslo for
diphtheria, toro throat, tool breulli. 50c
The girl of the period continues to do
every thing she possibly can to be masculine.
If nlllioted with Pore Eyes, uso Dr. Isaac
Thompson's Eyo Water. Druggists sell it.
2oc.
A fashiouablo gnmo called Standul is
piny en wuii discarded family photographs
"ItOCtill ON 1VIN."-I.linilit.
"Rmiehnn I'nlli" I.lmllil. aV. Ollli-L- i-iii-e VpnrM,
El", lht'iiiniiilsm, nrlit'n, puinn. fpnilni, headache
c morn, colic. "Kougli on 1'alu'' Winter, 11c.
A coxcomb is ugly all over with tho arfec
Inlinllu ,iF i a tn .,, I I.m, t.
- - ,.J W 1 ,111V Lll.lVlllllllt
Don't Read This
Unless you want a freo samnk of Smith'
Ililo Mentis, tho great liver remedy, and a
Deautiiul card taken Irom real life, sentyou
freo of charge. Send us your name and P. O.
address. ,1. F. Smith it Co., St. Louis Mo.
(iMune tins paper.)
Ilnlfuril Suuro nuikt-n cold meats a luxury.
Kept by A 1 grocera. Ak for It.
Pastuer is no w treatingsixty-two patients
lor hyilrophouia.
Savt Una and money by using Stewart's Heal
ing Powder for cuts and sores on animals. Sold
everywhere. 15 and SO ets. a box. Try IL
All the books bought by Secretary Lamar
aro on Btutcsmnnship or philosophy.
Shoe an 1 hardware dentem aell I.jon'a Heel Stld
ncra; tlu r keep boot nnd shoes stralKht.
Mmo Patti claims that sho is going to
quit the stage while her voice is in fulltuvo.
npllrf is Immediate, and a euro sure. Wso's
lfcineiiy lor Catarrh. 00 cenla.
Secretnry Endicott roads French novels
in tho original.
No APPUTlTB, LOW SPIIllTS, IIIMIIACIII:,
flatulency, sleeplessness, languor, constipu
tlon nro these, or any of them, among
your ailments? If so, try Dit. Wai.kt.u's
YixixiAit Hinnits, and tell your sick friends
its effect; this is tho only advertisinont tho
medicine requires. It hns spread from
houso to house, from village to village, all
over tho laud, in this way.
Albert Sula, a brotherof George Augustus
bala, is a school teacher at apoopoo.
Athlophoros always gives mo relief from
rheumatism, and J am not troubled again
with the complaint for months. A littloox
posuro brings it buck again, but not us
severely as before imingyour remedy. Win
II. Soule, Castle Rock, Minn.
President Cleveland is worth nbotit
$100,000.
AUVI A nVranniakahandoniertUCB Infonr
Mia I bnul liouraoutof racs.rarnornnjrcloth,
byiislnepri p '.VtklffkLTtKJBtWVl licuki, cl.iupi,
Tlio rLHtlLga BEabE9Hl frtmrorrtternt.
RUG MAKER fauVnaS
cmanyHEWINO I Send fctamp for
Macuine or liH 49). AO il VewTrm J.lttn.
hand. Anoiuter. HM TllJLjO fp nRFNT"?
ful Invention. It "I fif?.1 V..?.
pr.i.LSATNianT. HKZwrMB V3,"10'1, Gr!at
PricoontyCI. HBLasuMI Inducements.
Apply for territory. NewnUn. Nomoneyrequlred.
ONO. Q. HOITT it. CO.. Iufuusiciiicioo.
CHAS. R. LEE,
HARD-WOOD LUMBER
of all kinds. Including Poplar. Tonpucs, lteachp.
Aiir. cic. r ancy niiuuiiiK woouh, iiruiKo innoura,
I'lAtik. etn. Ihcnnlir romnlrto assorlmeuL of aca'
toned Ilnrclwoods west of Chicago. Scud for prices.
fcpcclHl induce menu on cnriota uireciirom num.
.Mention this imi per.
H. V. Cur. tltli anil DoiikIus, Omulin, Nell,
ri,VI)KSIIAI,r.S. Trinilor.t-. Gmff. of Rlin
cue. t'uuuuti. iiuvo this month est atillahetl
thomsolves neruiiiucntlv at Atlantic. Cuss Co..
lowu, tor tho purn'Mo of ilfstrlhutlnu; their
iiioroutf nmcHi Biniiions iuiouku tno west.
(!ut this out for future rolorenco or show to
frlendg requlrinfr stock. ( ulaloguo on uppll
cation. Mention t Ii 1b paper.
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and wAitiuNTKD a iifliaule atem-ninding tlme
krepcr, to any one who will cet 8 subscribers for
""rim Hacimk Aaiucui-TURIBT," the nr.8T 60-centa.
a-ycar paper In the orld. Kamplk Corita aKKT
rune! Addrrra ANDItKW HIMONSON, llarlnf.Wls.
CONSUMP.TION
1 htTo a poiitlvs rmilr lurlw iot ult) Vr lis u
tr,ounds etcftMS of tt wnrtt klod and of Iddc sundlof
titvt btn curtd. lnd4, trne If my fstlli In 1's trflracr,
Ibil I will fiad TWO POTTI-Ii VUt.K, loi.lh.r with a VAL
UAULK TIIKATPIK oa ttils diel.,lo nrtulTrcar. Olro Ki.
rr,i aud r. O. addt tis. P2. T. A. SUICUU, 1st i'lirl fct., N.T.
s
end one 2c stamp forlatrst It All Y I.AM).
cndtwoVc stamps for latest Oi n I i ni.K Mm A
endtwoic slampa for latest )'A NhY IWiimkn.
cikJ Ilve2i.. iutni furlule.t WIDK AWAKI.
lo o. i.oi tutor t i n.. airrHnKiinni nosioi
Vnm ofsss -tliosst Maloot MwUf HliictM
I'm- your lrtnmtlly asel afosamafi;
J?' J-1 1, xl tl M linclorNtmiclliicly.
DIt. T'OOTK.of 1M0 IXXr'nOH AVK.. NEW
VOllK.lnvliealelteraof r;nC TflTiniJ
from sick folkaof all soils UUi.OUL I H I lUfl
evcryw hero j sends food ad vice & vuluablolKxikafrte
uaifMiami wawsasT rua ssiai nurt reurr i cunw a
fiiir rrUtft
KIPPER 8 Pfl8TILLE8.b.rH'r,Ti!
hiru.fu n a.
m
Charlestown, Uau.
niUfl E IJTumors and Ulcers cured wthoa
Dnllr Kpalnor knife. Write for ptinphlat.
WMIllaTiasllbr.ir n, Oollay. Mllwaukaa.VTU
IAI A positive rare. No Knife,
liANIirn KoPUsrr olaln, W.C.
Ufllllllalll 1'ayur, Uarshalltowa.towa.
OPIUM
3Iiirililn llnlilt Cured In 10
looiiuy. no iiity mi uurait,
tin J, brariiaks, Leuauoa, Ohio.
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learn of inooey due them by addresilnir m
mediately, bOULK C J.. All'ys, Washington, D. C.
ICC New Scrap I'lrturra and W Fancy Cords (new)
IJU mailed for 10c. Kssast'aiu Woaaa, Itorytnu.Ci,
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I C Vf and Oold bet ap Cards sent ihisI paid for 1 0 uta,
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UnUC H'l'VUY, Becure a lluslnus Kduea'.lon bv
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TftADE wJw MARK.
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Absolutelii
X"rce frotn Opiates, HmctUs and rolsotu
SAFE.
SURE.
PROMPT
AT lltaiHll AND lUsWtRfU
TIIL (lHIU.tH A.UH.ri,KU (1 DlLTlflORr. SIP.
Cures Rheumatism, Neuralgia,
ttirlatbr, llfftdirlir, ToolhscLf,
riiioi:. kh'tv t iSts.
AT DKl'IIOISTS AMI IIK1ITII4.
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s?ts u II II V" xw
29 n ii r
Be
MALT
BITTERS,
If you wlah a certain euro for nil ntood
diseases. NothhiK was ever Invented that will
cleaneth Ulood and purlfr the System equnl
to IIuis nnd JTIAIr Ilttlera. It toiiosi
up the Sjratem, puts new Illoott In your
velua, restores your lost nppctltn and
alcop. and brlnga you verfect )inltli. It
never falls to glvs relief In alt cases of Kidney
or I, Ivor Trouble, fllllnusncaa, Indl
ceatlon, ConHlpatlon, Kick Headaches, lya
popalu, Nervous illsonters, nnd nil I'eitinlo
timplulnta ; when properly taken It la n snro
euro. Thousands havo been Iioneflted hy It
m this anil other Western States. It Is the beat
Combination of Veceitaltlo remedies as yet
discovered for tho rentoratlon to health of tho
"Weak anil Uelillltntetl. Do not get lllopa
and ITI ALT Blttera confoundoa with Itife
rior preparations of similar name. I proscribe
Hops & Malt Hitters regularly In my practice.
Robert Turner, M. I) Flat Rock, Mich. ITor sala
by all drugeiaU.
GOODMAN DRUG GO,, Wholesale Agents,
OMAHA, NIC It.
ELY'S
CreamBalm
when applied to the nos
trils, will he absorbed,
encctiially cleansing the
head of caturhnl virus,
causln; hcalthyfccretlons.
It nllava Intlanimatlon, pro
tects the membrane from
fresh coliln, compleiely
healsthe sores and restores
thu senses ot taato and
smell.
Not u Liquid or Snuir.
A few
applications
tho.-oiiBh I
lleVo. A
incnt will cure. Agreeable
tousc. Send for clreulur.l lra I bs V bl
CO cents at druggists nr tiy mail.
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TIicso Discs
roprosont
tho
opposite
sides of
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Capsicum (L'oiifvli IDropH
for CoukIib, Colds and Soro Throats, nn
Allovlator of Consumption, unit of pront
bonoflt in most cases of Dyspepsia.
(BEWARE OF IMITATIONS.)
They nro tho result of over forty years' nxporlenoe
In compounding CODQIt njJMKDIKd.
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rou baix it v Ai.t, di:ai.i:us.
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Illustrated trlth Orfjlwi Afref Ji'iifrnr
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that number. In any of the sles manufactured.
fend twenty cents for the current number with Pattern
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I nilRE EITfi
m in a a
When I ssy cure I uo nui mean merely to stop ilium lur
a time and then have them return af-aln, I mean a radl.
cal cure. I hava mada ths dlsoaso or PITS, Kl'lI.KI'aV
cr FALLING HICKNKMSn llfo-tonff study. Iwarruutmy
remedy to euro the worst esses Ilecsuse others hava
tailed Is no reason for not now receiving euro, fend at
onca for a treails. and a Free Until, of my Infallible)
remedy. Give Kipreas und Post Omce. it costs you
nothing" for a trial, and I will eur. you.
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Flao'a Itamady for Catarrh la the
Best, Kaaleat to Use, aud Cheapest.
1
Also rood for Cold In the Ifrnd,
icne, Hay Yever, Ac Weenie.
IIAOAK'S
Magnolia Balm
is a secret aid to beauty.
Many a lady owes Tier fresh
ness to it, who would rather
not tell, and you can't tell
V
For Pain
B
flTT Oaeolsr.'SdTfftte., address afeH 1
STOVER MF'C CO. krecport, ixusMjHHHI
INSGAE BITTERS
latliocrcnt Illoofl rnrinerntid Llfo-dvlng
Principle; a dentin PiiP.-atlvonml Tonic; n perfect
Renovator raid Inviirorntor of the pyrtem.
Ill Vlncjrnr Itinera thero Is vltolity but
no alcoholic or mineral poison.
IMmiisoh of tin; Miln.of whatever namo
or nature, aro lltertillr due up nnd carried out of
tlio system in n short time by tho usoof tho llittfrs.
Vlitrgnr i:ittcr allays feverlshness. Uro
Heves, nnd In time cures Rheumatism, Neuralgia,
Gout, nnd similar painful dUeases.
Vliiesnr Slitters cures Constipation and
preventa Dlarrliu'ii.
rVcrer before has n tneillcino been com
ponuilcd pofsffflng the power of Yneuar IUt
TKits to henl tho sick.
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R.H.3tclonallIl)riis03.,CC2rtlihigtonSU,N.Y.
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AO Bilious Complaints.!
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tiii;
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SCIENCE OF LIFE
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It beliiKthn best Medlcnl Tientlo on Manhood, Ex
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Preinaturo Deellnu In Slun.the l.rrors of outh,and
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oxcesa In early life, which the author hna proved
may be alleviated and positively cured. It la a
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WEAK, NERVOUS INVALIDS,
AMI UTUKIIH Hf.r.lVlIMU
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