The Oregon scout. (Union, Union County, Or.) 188?-1918, August 22, 1885, Image 7

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    IJverybud)' Air-Krukc.
'Yes, sail," said Undo Zach, "I'sc
watched it forty years an1 its as 1 soz;
Do fust of May and Christman day of
do samo year tillers comes on do same
week day."
Further conversation nroved Uncle
Zach a- most incredulous person.
Chancing to mention Dr. Carver's feat
of breaking glass balls with a ritle, ho
said: O
"I heerd 'bout dat 'shootin' and
knowed right off it wasn't squar'; dat
as a Yankee trick, boss1 sho's you
bprn."
"What was the trick?"
"Dar wuz loadstone put into do glass
balls, an' likewise onto de bullets; so
ivhcn do bullet lly outcn de gun, it an'
do ball jes drawed tergedder, which, in
course, brokes do glass datsdo trick I"
Later, Undo Zach observed n rope
running along the side of the car.
"IJoss, what's dat line fur?"
"To apply the- air-brako in caso of
accident." Then wo had further to ex
plain how tho force of the brako was
obtained, to which Undo Zach re
sponded: "Look a here boss, you sholy don't
'spect mo to b'lecvo dat foolishness?
Why, do biggest harricano whatever
blowed couldn't stop dis train, runnin'
forty mile a hour. An' you think I
gwino to b'lcovo a. littlo pipo full of
wind under da kyars can do it? No,
sah-rce!"
There aro a great many Uncle Zachs
who judco everything simply by appear
ances. Tho air-brako does not Bccm to
be a very powerful thing, but power
and efliciency aro necessarily equiva
lent to bigness and pretense.
Phillip Beers, Esq., who resides at
tho United States Hotel, Now York City,
and is engaged in raising subscriptions
for the Now York World Bartholin ped
estal fund, was once upbraided by a
distinguished rclativo who was a physi
cian, for commending in such enthusi
astic terms a remedy that cured him ol
bright's discaso eight years ago. He
said: "Sir, has tho medical profession
with all its power and experience ol
thousands of years, anything that can
euro this terri'blo disorder?" No, no,
that is true; there is no mistake about
it but that Warner's safo cure is reallj
a wonderfully efl'eetivo preparation.
That remedy is an "air-brako" thai
every man can apply, and this fact ex
plains why it has saved so main' hun
dreds of thousands of lives. Coiiyright-
td. Used 01 permission ot American
Mural Home.
For I)yspeslR, Indigestion,
deres!on ol
anfrlts and renpral dchllltv. In their
also 111 a preventive against fever and ague and otnei
various rorms
of Caili.iyn" made by Caswell, Hazard & Co., New
Intprmllti-nt ffrpn. thR "Kprrn-rhosnnoralea f.HXIT
York, and sold by all Druggists, Is the best tonic; and
for patients recoveries from fever or other sickness,
n nas no equal.
Is a hotel waiter girl mnid to order.
Ahtnltltrlll
Frtt from Opiates, X'melca and I'olson:
A PROMPT, SAFE, SURE CURE
For Coughs, Sore Throat, Hoarseness, IaOnenao,
Colds. Hronchltls, Croup, Whooping Coutth,
Asthma, Qulnsr, l'ulnsln Cheat, andothsr
attritions of thu Throat sod Luncs
Price 50 rents a bottle Sold by Drosclst j and Deal
er. rartiet unablt to Induce their dealer topromptlu
get it for them will receire tico bottlet,i.xprei charge
paldylU tending one dollar to
the riur.Lrs A.ntosLErt rflarAsr,
Sole Owners atvl Hmuficturert,
r.illtlmor. Mar, l.nfl. U. H. X.
Coniolnlnff IROJf with PUHK VEGETABLE
TOSICS, quickly and completely CI-KANSES
and KXUICIIIS THE BLOOD. Quickens
the action of the Liver and Kidneys. Clean thu
complexion, makes the akin smooth. It docs not
InJ ure the teeth, cause headache, or produce con-Uaatlon-ILL
OTIIKU IttOX MEBICIXItt DO.
Fly skims and Druggists everrwhors reoommsnd It.
Dit. N. B. Hcooles. of Marlon. Mats , sajst "I
Hcommand Brown's Iron Bitters as a valuable tonlo
for snrichioir th blood, and removing all djepapuo
t.-mptorus. It does not hurt the teeth."
Da. K. M, Delzf.lu JWnolds, Ind., saysi "I
havo proscribed Hrrmn'o Iron Bitters in cases of
ajisemia and blood diseases, also when, a tnnio was
needed, and ft has proved thoroughly satisfactory."
Mtt.Wif. nriuIB.IK St. Mary St., New Orleans, La.,
ays: "Brown's Iron Bitters relieved m inaoaws
of blood poisoning, and I heartily comsnevd it to
those needing a purifier,"
Tho Genuine has Trade Mark and crossed red lines
on wrapper. TuUe no other. Made only by
niWW.1 CHEMICAL CO., HAI.TUIOyK, MI.
LADIM' Hum BOOK useful and attractive, can
taining Hat of prizes for rrx-ipea information about
coins, eto given away by all dealers in msdiclne, or
mailed to any address ou receipt ol Sc stamp.
To a criminal ces
nedicaiionrmJytlr52
isciibed a maforltr
Sftecthumffi it
i. I,.fi!"c55!?''i
llo.tctter's Stomach
'nnTaiiyfeebiS ,
SyStDin In irirb a si&ta
mS2?t definlo that It will
ie competent to re-
lent "ciu.es JtSZ 1
ease,iucbas ttiema-
llgn influence of ml
asm a, unwholesome
water, excessive
brat, damp, cold.sud
den changes temp
ernture. &c
Kor sale by all Drug
gists and Dealers
generally.
Man and Beast.
Mustang Liniment is older than
most men, and used more and
wore every year,
BITTERS
SW EUMMTRsBila
w r
HOUSEHOLD I1LNTS.
In painting on silk,
pai
dre;
satin or crapo
for dress adornment
Jornme
tho material
must lirst bo sized
with gum arabio
or isinglass.
A bullet scarf of momio linen is
worked in (lerinnn embroidery, and
has a design of conventionalized or
ange blossoms, fruit and foliage.
A pretty rug for tho lonngo is made
of cream-colored baskot-eloth, with
pausies of all tho rich purple ami yel
low shades embroidered upon it.
There is no set pattern, tho (lowers
looking as if they had been dropped
upon it by some lavish hand.
Try this way of cooking a fowl:
Cut the raw fowl in pieces and put
them into a pan with verv hot butler;
cook for ten minutes, shaking the pan
constantly; then add a glass of good
white wine anil let it bo reduced.
Moisten with stock and tomato sauce,
to which add a littlo Migar and some
mushrooms. When cooked servo
witli croutons.
Croquignollos, mado by this recipe,
aro very nice: Put in "a bowl four
ounces of butter, one toaspoouful of
sugar, a pinch of salt, half a pound
of Hour, the whites of four eggs, and
any sort ot ilavoring; mix all well so
as to form a very stiff paste. Put tho
mixture on tho pasteboard and roll
it in a rope-liko lorm half an inch in
diameter; then cut in pieces about
half an inch long, glazo with yolk of
an egg, dust with sugar and bako in a
moderate oven.
Mutton chops prepared in this way
mako a nice dish for luueh: Beat
sumo chops lirst; mash the yolk of a
hard boiled ogg and mix witli it some
sweot herbs, grated bread, nutmeg,
salt and pepper; cover tho chops with
this and put each chop into a pieco of
well buttered white paper and broil
them over a e'ear lire, "turning them
often. Kemovo tho paper and cover
the chops with smoothly mashed po
tatoes bound together "with yolk of
egg. rrv in noi on mini a delicate
brown
This way of stewing carp is said to
bo very good: Draw and skin tho
fish; brown somo butler with a littl
Hour, add some small onions, parsley
thymo and mushrooms, and moisten
with a largo wine glass full of wato
and two ot red wine. When the mix
turo is at boiling point pour it into
tho pan in which you placo the carp
anil stew it on a brisk lire. When
cooked put tho lish on a disli and
garnish it with crawfish and croutons
add tho sauce thickened with
good pieco of butter.
Gilt frames may bo revived by a
mixture of two ounces of white of egg
and ono ounco of chloride of potasli or
soda, iho Iramos must bo tree from
dust and then the mixture is applied
with a solt brush, btien frames mnv
be cleaned witli a so'ution of a small
nuaintity of salts of tartar dissolved in
a wino uottio ot water, boak a piece
of cotton batting m the liquid and
ilau the frames vory gently with it
do not rub them, for tho guilt would
como oil it you did. I'laco tho frames
so tho water may drain from them
and syringo with" clean water. Tho
mixturo must not bo too strong,
Tho old tinio occupation of paper
llovver making seems to have revived
with anonorirv unknown to its former
davs. Wholo show windows aro
filled with tho wonderful products of
tissuo paper and scissors manipulated
by doft lingers. For lamp shades and
for a fow other purposes these paper
objects aro effective, but tor general
decoration thev aro scaroly to bo
commendod. Realistic placques of
crjrs in paper, irrass studded with
paper, daisies and paper buttercups
mounted on elaborate stands may be
vory interesting to thoso who mako
tnom, but aro liarulr tlio sort of tiling
ono would like to behold constantlv,
An effectual recipe for rendering
clotli or tweoit waterproof at uomo u
tho following: Take 1 oz. of alum and
dissolvo it in a quart of water; in an
other vessel dissolvo 1 o. of acotato
or sugar of lend, nlso in a qqartof
water. Wiion tlio alum anil ioau aro
entirely uissolveil, empty ono vessol
into that which contains tho 011)01
mix thorn well togothor by stirring
thorn with a stick, thon lcavo it for i
time to scttlo, and when a deposit is
formed at tho bottom pour the liquid
Sontly into anotlior vessel, leaving tno
oposit behind. Tho liquid part now
being ready, immerse the material to
bo rendered waterproof, leaving it .
littlo timo to soak; thon press it with
the hands to get soma of tho water
out, and hang it on a line to dry. To
prove tho ollicacy of tho rocipo, try
lirst on a small ploco of clotti or al
paca; you will iind that you may
carry water auout in u wunout e siu
glo drop passinjr through. Do not
put your liana to your nioutft Voile
doing this.
A Bad Urea.
Twolvo or thirteen years ao a led
of 17 embezzled $15,000 from his em
ployer's store in Now York, llo yr
alllictod with so-called 'friends" ho
sPont 1,is monoy or mudo him 6pnd it
nn luviqhlv thfif. hn. like sn manv nth.
ors, had to resort to his employer's
bank account until discovory put him
to flight Ho WOIlt to MoSftplUS,
"turned ovor a now leaf," and wa bo
1. nnncf nml fnt Kftil an nAti v-a rmmia n
"u"y ..w..u., .
staying auu Kuupuig iuu diuiu upuu
during tho wholo of tho yellow fovor
nlafuo in 1878. that his employer took
him to Minneapolis with him, whero
his conduct was without oiomisu. u
had tho full confidonco of tho firm antr
plentiful opportunity of repeatin,
tho
crime. But no novor did and was on
tho most fnondly relations with tho
finest peoplo in that city. Two yonrs
ngo ho was mado a member of tho
firm. But tife blow, though long in
BtispotiEO foil upon him at last. Ills
idontity was discovered. Ho was ar
rosted and taken to Now York to an
swor for his joulhful crime. "I write
you calmly," ho says In a nolo to his
partner, "but my heart is broken, and
1 huvo no hope for the future. I made
n bad break nnd must suffer tho pen
alty." Tho story is its own lesson.
Detroit Free J'ross,
Afternoon Journalism deals la what hap
pen and morning Journalism lu how it Uj-put&.-J'itMurgh
ChrunlcU MtitrajJi,
Aa to .lira, (J mini jr.
This1 potent personago has been al
lowed to rulo despotically in tho femin
ine world, and the ladies say that it is
timo her tyranny received a check.
But not even Mrs. Grundv has dared
to speak against tho value of Brown'
Iron Bitters as a strengthening tonic
for ladies who suffer from debility. It
enriches tho blood and completely re
stores failinrr health. Miss Sallio L,
Panics, Wrisrhtsville, Pa., was cured
bv Brown's Iron Bitters of back-ache,
kldnoy trouble, and liver complaint.
iciclics and Long Life.
A Hungarian statistician has been
studvinc tho effect of comfort on
longevity. His tables show that th
richest peoplo have an average lifo of
62 years, the middling AG, anil the poor
only 41. A well-to-do man is as liable
to infectious diseases as a pauper, whilo
diphtheria, croup, whooping cough and
scarlet fever arc more prevalent among
tho rich. Consumption nnd pneumonia
darn tlio poor, who aro comparatively
free from brain fever. Celler-dwellers
aro far moro subjoct to discaw thaa
thoso who livo above ground, except in
diphtheria and scarlet fever; nor do
these diseases seem greatly advanced by
ovcrcrowilmg m tenement. bcicnct
Why Ho Took ike Front Sent.
fJiinnrr tno recent revival ono of our
young men always took a front seat
near tho choir. The minister observed
this and complimented and encouraged
the young man in tlio deep interest he
was manifesting. The man of God was
fomowhat astounded when h heard
that the young man explained his mis
taken interest in religion bv saying
"It I hadn't took a scat near the choir
my rival would havo been half way
home witliiMiss before 1 could have
got to her." Eastman 'limes.
Advancement of A me r I en.
Mr. Elkins says that wealth has been
increased both in Europe and America
threo times faster than population
Whilo Great Britain has got three times
tho wealth of lifty years ago, the United
Mates lias six-fold t hat period s wealth
huropo nnd America mcroaso 11,000
human beings every day and create
811,000,000 property. Tlio United
aiates now has iyi.uuu,iruu,ixju moro
property than England, her mother
country. Mr. Elkins, quoted Bismarck
as saying, threo years ago, that "tho
United States had the most illustrious
success of all modern nntions," and
Gladstone said we were tho wealthiest
of all nations.
For Women Who Don'l Own a Millinery.
a iasnion authority says if a woman
has only two dress hats, "ono must bo
black and the other white, the black
ono to bo worn with white costumes, tho
white ono with dark dresses. Parisian
taste declares if there bo but ono bonnet
let that ono be black trimmed with
white. New York Commercial Adver
tiser.
The Krle In Ore son.
Mark A. Miller, travelling agent for
tno ino raiiroau, wrucs from i'ortland,
Urcgon, that an attack of plouro-pneu
monia left leind it a sovere and painful
cough. After trying several remedies
without success, no began using lied
Star Cough Cure, and upon taking ono
bottle found himself on the road to
rapid recovery.
The Demand for Field Flowers.
"Field flowers," said tho liorist,
"iolks seem just crazy about 'em as
soon as they beiiin to come in. Wo can
sell every field flower, oven to wild arti
choke blossoms and the thistle flowers.
A thistle blossom is a beautiful flower,
but a prickly thing to handle. I actu
ally believe wo could sell nettle blos
soms if they were put on tho market."
Chicago Ncxcs.
Quern Victoria, ia auid to be fond of but
tered popcorn.
The storms that oconr in the west.
with heavy elcctrio discharges and
more or less wind, but no rain, are to
bo investigated most carefully br the
signal service. "If it bo concluuirulr
shown," Bays Nature, "that thunder
storms occur unaccompanied by an?
rain, a contribution of no ordinary im
portance will be made to tho theory of
tho thunder-storm. In this department
of meteorology accurately obsertrd
facts continue still to bo tho rreat de
sideratum."
A terrible inula
oris Tho rtpngi of tlio
Thomae cat.
A cofd vave Tho
flirt of (j. frigid
coquotto's fan.
Touna: men end trositaa lio attend
Elliott' Busjineei College, Burlington,
la., receive a thorough preparation for
lifo' vorfe, honott art) recti sworul.
Ex-EmprerfU KueKnVo
taffl nob IqtrJt b(0r
likingjlor shopping.
The nrotftfls dfUer1i loeefl nj!aki!e1
BerrJ pi.
Hay Ji:vnn is a tvoo ab atan?h bavlfts
peculiar nytnptonai. Ifa bi atteadVtl try n
n 11 u m ea condition est to IialxaMsuibsUja
ot the noatrilv, fcaur-dtcfci tuxd Vr, af
fecting tho lungri. Aa c'l tnwuti ti rib
crcted, tbadiscVtaitgs in tKtottsmtf wiki a
burninguciiflatiot. ThewaaotferaiaiaBSM)
t rtooftiiux, frequents attiarfw stf 1)(k1sj.W,
watery aiei laflaaiod oves. El v' Cream
Dal it Is a romdy founded o i correc
dlagnosjH of this diaio imA win be dp
ponded uporw CO cts. ut lrt44oitu cr by
mail. Send Tor circular, llv Atoh.. Dmu
gists, Owego, N. Y.
Fou 8EYKMAL TEAits I haverttaHtnacd ftattl1
Jy from periodical returns of liny Fever.
Atlhe ouggeHtion ol Covert & Cheeveti,
Druggists, I obtained Kly'a Cream Balm
and used a portion of it during a severe at
tack. I can chcerlully testily im to the im
mediate and continued relief obtained bv
its use. I heaWily recommend It to thoso
sulfcring from this or kindred complaints.
litcv.; it. a. B.MJ tji, utnton, Wis.
Now Orleans still clings to thorrasto-
ful system, abandoned by more pro
gressive southern cit,c. of employing
no smaller com than tho n)okel,ior
purposes of making chango.
Dr. Mary Wulkerls too much of u inunto
button her shoes witli a hairpin.
Diseases of tho kidneys, liver, or urinary
organs, are speedily cured by the inlulllbfo
Hunt's Kidney and Liver Keuiedy,
Ctintuln Wlnshln. I'rovldenco Police, suf
fered live years irom kidney dUeae, was
cured by Hunt's Kidney and Liver!
lUuitdy, j
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A Pnlucliooil Nntled.
An irresponsible penny-a-liner recent
ly set going in a Xs cw l ork daily newspa
per a malicious statement that the prizes
ol the Louisiana btato Lottery t ompanv
aro paid to persons in its employ, nnd
not honestly drawn and paid.
This lio has been copied hero and
thero into journals unfriend to tho
Company, nnd readers not awaro of tho
facts aro likoly to bo allected bv them.
An Ohio correspondent clips it from
a local weekly and writes the Company
on the Gth inst., to ask if thero is any
truth m it. '
Let Generals Beauregard and Early,
who havo entiro chanro of all tho
Company's Drawings, nnswer not onl
this correspondent but all whoso fait
in tho Company lino been disturbed by
i in .urn similar calumnious paragrapns.
Head tho exact lantruairo of Generals
Beaureguard and Early in tlio following
siaieinent, to winch their names, oro
signed:
Tlio charges, insinuations, and inuen
docs contained in said publication are
false in every respect, so far as thoy af
fect tho fairness; of tho drawings of the
Louisiana Lottery, or the Integrity of
tho acts of the Lo'ttery Company. V hen
tho undersigned had charge only of the
semi-annual drawings they counted the
tubes containing tho numbers previous
io each ot those drawings to be certain
that all were nut in tho wheel. Since
thoy have had charge of tho monthly
urawings also, the wheel has been un
der their exclusive control, and after
each drawing they hare restored all the
drawn numbers to the wheel, locked it,
and sealed it in such manner as to ren
der it impossible for the numbers to bo
reached or interfered witli without their
knowledge. They have thus been al
ways certain that all the numbers were
in tho wheel at each drawing, and thoy
alone aro responsible for the integrity
oi tno urawings.
Tlio intimation that persons havo been
paid to allow their names to bo pub-
iisncu as tno winners of prizes In this
Lottery is also falso and without tlio
slightest foundation in fact. Millions
of dollar have been paid out by tho
Company in prizes through tho banks
anti express agencies, as can be ascer
tamed from tho bank officers in Now
Orleans, and tho Express Agent in
New York, Washington City and in
this city, as well as from tho winners
of prizes whose names havo been given
io inc public.
Sigued, G. T. Beauhuqakd,
J. A. Eaulv,
Niw Oni.KAXS, July 14. Com'rs
lincml water comes in quarts.
Ilnirortl Mnnro
U1 sjr X 1 erasers.
makes nil
Ask for It.
Bseats tax are,
Murk Twnm never uscu cosmHie on his
mustache.
"itouiin ox
rr cholera, colic cramp. rtlarrhw, ahe,
rains, sprains, liclclie, aeiiritfiliv, rbaunvMUiu.
tx. liuuHhoa l'aln l'lastcrs. 15c.
Who will be llffd ns it cat's-naw toennhls
the Utixsiann to capture Herat?
If thetO OV1T Wlla M antwiMntfirat,, nni ram.
six'clflo for Hick: llcaKlxulie, and every womnii
liould know thin. They aro not onlv n kw
Itivo cure, lint a snro tirovimtivo If tuknn
maun, muii uiirior i.imn I.lvnr 1" arn a
when tho siiiroL'ri in lelt. Carter's Mttle
J.lrur I'llIS act lllltCtlr cm tb liver anil Ii1!
anil In this way remove the ckum of (liHeo
wllhoiitrtrst maMtisr you s clt by a weakening
liurKO. Il' roil trr tbm rnu will nut lm
appointee).
rrel3 from bar hM lre oweo, ton ttieulicra,
ilcil tr.d iptHsorci animals, use Stewart'
Hooting runJtr, IS ecus' SO tti. a tojy.
Boston maidens lore floweru. It in
haughty-culture, don't you know.
Jtiirii:uii.
Jt.XSm..f fIHnii Iirossn, wens oat n nnrrooa,
"Wnea Baby woe nUti, wcj pun, W Conrii,
"VTlsan alio wos a CklM, alio cried tnt Coolwria,
WImw alw itrumo Miss, alio dung U Caniuria,
ntaaabeludCkUclrasa, alio gave tlteui Cuntorla,
Tlio rich relative nlwnvo ciicas a lincerinir
death.
Tbe ttt-Htfor Bultur.
Tliere lu but one best color for butter.
and that ia Wellu Kichardkton & Co.'h Im
proved ButUr Color, no candid Inveatign
tordoubtii. It m tbe licut butUr color In
the world; U Irew from twdiinent or imrju-
rity, alt'ftjs ready for instant use, and it
hnpo-ttw to butter that rich dandelion yel
low, without a tinga of rial, which Is the
acme ol desirabilltj in any butter eolor.
Tile ErtriuLmoox tbioit tlioin anour Dlnceii
like home.
A' tftbict io Band Palmistry.
ttj s IssIok year arlp oa llfu, trr VTal3jt
Iwultti Sawr," tlmthidtrnt to wwOtupow,
Yamiar sirls novcr flirt ivlum tbay tofuar a
aiainl)ot excursion.
Cioatt tni! aioed to aosst iced gst lnts a Suplauol rlti-)
dltlsas, rasS wctj;cati the whole svateos, Mas rMUJt
opporteslty Ur scrifslrt) iat rS.cua, kolki ml k
metssMoste to wrfuce. Tie Woes' AmuM lui
ptirlS.d mad vlWIzcd y tuidars Hasd'i sunsaACtUf
wklca wBJtpcl iSI iMssrlkb aaH ints ntM igut
8anigta rosbu wbss ssajs.
'l toi Mia- scrrs'sloa,) sent. aoASi sn lro Sj.Vi
vraton imt V it tasojsl laat vMAe a aVU
VsMsaSiea) I Matt 1 on uu sa, tW 041 r
iv Macvfs Sia)a-Ilsa !, MWW a a lltf-n U
c a Bits so tf IU I kuve Man twi kelatt tatU tU
as lAys U3ssit essfelr hwnas," J0 Ama
'Vliaplei wise asseidata; ese ltd ov- dv
awt tt y SMcSsiic I voutstsy SlUU lisnjr
6rNflitam7 test's B(eiU)sSdlft tau sfd s
ttt cT the !ilcs luva ae'iflili" J, O.
Dis:s,2)0nisnftt., Korwlcti, CL
Bold by all draifdits. Ot sir for W. Prepid U
C. I. HOOP & CO., Apothecaries, Lowell, MiSas.
IOO Wmawb Ortte BKsCT.
HACAN'3
Magnolia Balm
is a secret aid to beauty.
Many a lady owes her fresh
ness to it, who would rather
not tell, andjyt? earit tell.
W, N, V., Omaha.
7 1-3 J,
Kdticalo Your Dniifchtcrs.
Tho Sisters of Charity of the 11. V. M.
hav recently established an Academy
for the special instruction of young la
dies, beautifully and healthfully loca
ted one-fourth of a milo west'of Ues
Moines unon Greenwood Avenue in tho
delightful suburb of Greenwood. Park.
Aro now ready for tho reception of
young ladies. Parents and guardians
may rest assured that every effort will
bo directed to the Physical, -Mental nnd
Moral improvement of thoso confided
to thoir care. All tho branches of a
thorough English and classical educa
tion, French and German, Plain and
Fancy needle-work, Painting nnd Mu
sic, aro taught by a Faculty of compe
tent teachers. Pupils may pursue a
special course. Minim Department for
tho caro and training of girls under
cloven years of age. The most scrupu
lous attention will bo given; nnd it will
bo tho object of the Vacuity to give
them a proper Elementary instruction
on preparatory for entering the Junior
department. Fall term opens Monday,
Sejitember 7th, 1883.
For full .rticulars and terms, ad
drcM S1STK11 SUPKlUOll ST. JOSEPH
ACADEMY, 617 West Sixth St..
Dks Moixks, Iowa.
Tho ptiilrlrwa banana peel can down any
thing but the thermometer.
LAWKKJTClt AMI A I
nicu.S
l,llXESfi COL-
LKUK.
The Largest an4 Rrot Kqulse4 Institntfeoa t the
Wind In tho WeeC
TW Cfttatocite cIvIhc cosrs ot statry, rates of tul
tloa, hoard, etc., luRt'thcr ullh much Kpncrat infor
mation of linportnace to all InturcMfJ In these Col
leers mi thulr wurK, will be Mailed free upon nf II
catloa. Achlrrn K. I MoIlhavt, rieWi'Dt, Law
rence or Att'hlsoa, Kansns
SCHOOL OF TKI.lXlliAI'llV AXD SMOKTrTAXI).
Devoted etcltislvcly to the careful rrcpratlon of
llrlPftraph Operators. Slntlnn ArciiIb, Shorthand nnd
Type nrliers. Sfndlor Journnl Blvliie full Infornia
Ton. Address Hayes A IIi-tcuins, l.nwieiiei', Km.
rATKXTSsobtiiinc I hy I ,oui llatrger Jfc Co., At
torneys, Wwhliv.tuii,U.C.Kst'J 191. Advice f r.
If oflllctcd with Sore Eye, use Dr. Iwvv
Tliomjson's Eye Water. Druggists tall IU
'iie.
The bushliil man always holds a "flush."
rnsr;
'JSL
CLAIMED BEi LM ESTATES.
Ni.Qf Kith tttJ tUlra wutUsl, wV )irt bs?a
tl4 fr In H ftrU of IT 8. aJ ri?ifO ratmUfra fr
Ol Bui IM tsirL t& rlattiaa larr an sr. a a osiJ
-wMBt uvt iter? ru ivaians ii,wu nawss. pur iasu4
ly man mT l aVBioif tttm, Be! tor Book tl Mmm
' f BaUl With 10 CU.
w. c. McCORD A CO., Des Moines, fowa.
JOSEPH
IGILLOTT'S
Sold by ALL DGALKR9 throuchost the WerU.
Gold Itledal Pnrla Kxposltlon, 1878.
11
Tul.r Celr, Wa. d.i.i llrushrs, To.
upi
njirlnllo, Si . oti riaqiws. ,c. upi rauot., w.l
An lata' tu.li. tor i Arlllts' Unvrl. Sl.Mi l'acw-L.
I So. Oils, Ua. Ciiiivhk, ni colli I'ulnl. tlx.
MoTtltlc anil Trr Mton Wora fur ! natlmr. Frames
for t'leturrs In Gold, l'liiah. O.ik ami Hi unit'. hMinp s
ot MslUlue, Mo derrii, hrrnl t cent .stamp fur Catalogue.
A. HOSPE, Omaha,
t. fiaiPfijmM n sruiirasr ctsBI
.(Irriunn AiitlicriiiCiirfllieiiruilitoKie'-lJ
mitiu(rlK' In the wont caioi,iiwurcsromfort-
i auio sleep; cuocis rurrs w Hcru iu i oiiium i u i
I trvxi eonnnrtg in mocc mtpitcai, itico c,ivr. arm
l.M,otl)rui1stBorlivrnMl. barajuil
i'KICK
raratamp. nn. ic.moiu
Katulillaheil FAY'S
1800.
Kcpmliles linn lontliort for ItOOI S. OUT-
Mill; HAl.l.s, nnd I.Ahl
Dl'l in ulitrn cT
Pluatcr. Virv Kindt?
nnd luriillit. ('Alt-
I'lCT.S a nil Itl'OS .Cliniu milt i-riitl.
Lululouuo
wlta tcstlnionlals nnd siiiiiick, l'r'.
W. It. I'ATJi CO., CaiMilon, X. ,T.
R. U. AWARE
THAT
Lorillard'D Climax Plug
beailDc: a rxt Mn tag ; that LorlUard's
Ksn I.rnf One eat: that Iirlllaril'a
Navr Cllaplnca, anit that LorlUard's Nunlla, ax
tit bial and oheapeat. Quality eotyiileriwl 1
BtVt AfiCUTC eaa aasnra
nnrl.na I it.
e plojroent sad
ood aalarr
salllnK Queen Cltr 8krt and
HtcM-ClnKHuuDorlarfctlarrtiila
oiltOt frcw. Aadrsas ClmliuJl
Cuspendur Co. CinctuuaU. U
Lo7 CEN. U. S. GRANT.
book ovf rulilhshed, ron7l' i'ur'clrcinaT'or mivo tlma
by stnsdiiic; K) cts. for outfit, quick. Address
11IK Kvirr..-i inniAiiLmRHriiuuK Li).,
17 Wen Mh Ht,. Kbiiim t'ltv. Mo.
canssL""" rrth-f srnicnia
I C?.U.3M,rnUl. HtmnrHACa.
is I rm. rrlcnliicu LlllLIHL.
HAYE TO U A DAUGHTER TO EDUCA'lE?
fcvntt for Cutuluxuu of J'iltiuux Cotlvuui
iiks moircnK, hiwa,
ff ari Ktiaaowt TAOonT"AViTUATipstai
8j lUUEUtiJU'WS Kl'llNmOKU, Circulars free,
ft TA I.ISMTINK B(ia., .lailvUla. ft' Ufa
Morphias HisMs Cared la 1
a o stays, Ko pauU I Caroil.
IM, ,1, hrri'incNa, Lrl' cai, (MSn,
ift-nmnsntUMidhaitvwvt,.nw.,inn IP
2. F
Tm
161
Pens
h' Fit? 'liiQdM Association
FAIR HELD AT OMAHA, 1IEB,,
$0,800 OflVretl lor Hpeetl 'l'roJtlau laclnsr ICuuutsiC.
913,000 Ollci-eU for lloratca, Cattle,
Mlieop, IBoch, l'onltry, IVuils nnd aFltviveraru
e3C.OO for CO cars Wltlto Corn; 835.00 for CO earn Yellow Corni 635.00 for 60 ears
Calico or Mixed Corn Three Oalloon Ascenslonsduriiiir l'alr. Now aiuVAVoiiilorful JapnueM
dayllKht Fireworks, oxlilrited durlUK turuo iluys of l'alr. New Amphitheatre, Speed uUI,
Yeuvca. I'or Premium Lists or luformutlou, oddross
XAMi:ii II. VIii:i:i.i:, SocrotHry,
Itooui 1, Crelvhtoii II lock, Omaha, Net.
nmvt
mm sw ansaaijrawJTv.
rrnm ana
rrrcr Ipnornncc, vlcflorvtrrn.va (ulcklf uUJiui'
Cii-tv! wiihontronnnemrnt ht the
-CIVIALETWEATHsENTjl
nowt1rmljrrtiibiikli(rlIn ArocrlcAtolcIr otilUmrU
FRkiE to rarnrtt lnqiilrr(nottobor. orenri'
ty-ekf r?, Upe llltMtratci work on lMteaer.
the Oenito.VritiMrj Crcnn. Brnln nnd rTr,
ikt nd mrdlcal Tttrrtncr. tr. CoitiI1Ion rr
BITTERS.
It will cure any cmo of I.lror nnd KidtrieT
troubles when protierly tnUru. It is a perfeA
reaovaUr and invlKorator. Itcleaases the aysj
trm of tho iolanHe humors that develop if
I.Ivor, KtUixiy nnJ t'rlnary diaeaaet, ci
rjiuc nwajr all iiolsotioiM luatH-r and tii
lorlnir the lllood ton healtlir conditio.!,
enriching; It, refrealiliij; and InvlgaraMxyt
11 1 nd and Itocly. It tireventa the crow uS
Kerlona Iiln-csa of a Ilnnceroiis Clasa o&
lHaenaea that boxln In mere trivial a
metrts, and are teo apt to be neglected as aueJt
THOUSANDS OF CASUS
of tlio warst forms ef these terribVe d(ceaKsi
liave been qulcjcly relieved nnd in a short,
time perfectly cured by tho use e-f II up 43
DliUt lMtrrs.
Do not tret Ilnpa nd Itlnlt PMew earn
founded with Interior reparntloim of similar
name. I'uke NcitlilHK lint Hops & Malt EttsV
tors if you want a euro Cure,
KDPS & MALT BITTERS CO, Detroit, Ma
University of Notre Dame,
MAIN llUU.niNO.
The KlRhtv Tlilr.1 f csslsawlll open Tuecdar, EcjC
8th. Full coined In
Clnaalca, Lnw, Sciences, niatlieiiiadcs,,
.tliialc.
AttwrBHttt COMMFKCIAI. COUKSR Is oireof tsj
dtsilneulsliTn; features of Iho liMKltntlon
Sie al sdvantasoa aro vflo.ed to stud tnt tftit1
Law Coa.se.
THU MIXIM DKl'AKTMKKT,
for baj s mihIit l'. Is hhIuhii la dcslcn ami In ttcecatt.
Id'teness of Its enulpiHu-UJ. O t'ii fines, ulvlcte full
partlsslars, will lo svmfr e, bf ad lii'sslntr
ltav. T. K. WALSH, C H. O., I-rksidixt.
Hoiiii Umi, 1 Nulla i
J0YCU5, HAPPY CHILDREN
are In-Iced the prenlest boon of iniHiklnd, The taiOf
l'Stxiiiblu (HallllcittloHB for this conilltloa Is hexltft'
iithl II Is the clnlm t the iMtuiufaeturcrs, embcee
by haadrcils. that KUluo's Food la tho bent food (arc
growing child.
FARMERS.
This Is wliat Internes
J on all. The eelesrattu
Jttnuo Cot lav, Iimrto torn
our IJU'AUO Oil Tsnni
Leather. Warranted not
to eet hard or crude. Vou
ran wash them when dlr
And tnej will keepgo!aji&i
pliable,
Ask jour d ealeis tnr them
UsetirM snufou wiucate
no otirer.
LlNOOIiN TANNING CO.,
LlNtoUJ, NlBsuirty
461-Qalo KUnufaatwrera.
UF PAGE'S
LIQUID) GLUE
saisiT- -si vf.s aiUai JIBB tl t'll ' v ijar
) . srasnraSW mihumMw JOB .
ssund Ha
nesH Education, go to th oM reMab e loNcJt
(.11 r Collecat t'd In 1SS3. St ml f r
Jn'L A-ldims, Coai'l Gufrcae, Icmwu tVtja Ot
i Sentes CTcflle
Rbua HtnafiA&a KbawAxfte.
WltKuturiQJiivarJaS)
Ccncn tovgjmmf 183 Fulton Streer? K. T.
-rTiiir-TiffiirriiiiTiwBi
SEPTEMBER 4IH TO llfli, 1885
SLICKER
.oi Ainntiuvua irt-ut mi urn jccut,
la.lna ssn.i 1t fneminr I ta-l.It II r III i m
ri v i it i' i firrv it i v nn ki. xnasn mYvma
a? Y TAKE
MALT
b theie-twaterpkiiiihiciatJ
1 C'cs lassassla).aa4 win assay Ssylaaaj si mm. J