SATURDAY DECEMBER 2, 1899 ITEMS IN BRIEF. From Wednesday's Doily. Clyde T. Bonney Is up from Hood River. Charles Wilson, of Pendleton, visiting in the city. W. H. Patison and H. G. Stark, Dufur, are in the city. 18 J. R. Wyatt, a prominent business man of Albany, is in the city. Hereafter the steamers Dalles City and Regulator . will leave here at o'clock. Charles Frank has leased the build ' tng formerly occupied by the . Butler Drug Co. where ho will open a saloon . In a short time. Election of officers in Court The Dalles, Foresters of America, will take nl.iM TP .. I rl tt airantniT HATt If. ftWBVK? Mi HMJ w - - -' therefore desired that all Foresters be ' In Attendance. John Tait, manager of the Troy - laundry, of Portland was in the city ' last nignt returning irom a vibii. w Wasco ana MOro, wnere ton lauu-iry ;-haa agencies. ..... .' , "; Fruit raisers are: devoting more at '" iintlnn rt mi I ft n iv nut t.rflAH t.hi-s-flll ,. than usual, and the , enterprising t.i.r - Y TT TTT . V.. ; , 1.nn, K., n -.- shiDDihir trees to all parts , of cue "."country.'- ; i-f Charlie and MJ83 Eva- ueppner wui be ud Irom fortiana mis evening- uj anAMj4 Th.iibanfirlnif tslr.h thaip mnt.h er, Mrs. Robert Kelly. : They will be RWV1UUBUIOU WJ WWW w w " Portland. -.- ; " c v. . Hon. John Mltshull." P.. H. DeHuff, J. W. Healey and Mrs. Ed., Beck went to Portland today to attend the fnnnntla inf T. T) Mllar and Robert Hunter, who were killed in the wreck near Rooster Rock last Sunday. ' . ' T 11 , 1 , 1 T . A weuniug was aoieuinizeu ujr xiuv .. T V VnMnrr in tha ..iBrlr'a nfflnn iHar. W A - -- - nltrht. t.hn Annt.ra.ctin? Darues lieine " D. h, Bramers and ' Miss Eva Mt Thompson. Sheriff Kelly and Clerk Kelsay acted as best men, and righ. well did they discharge the honors. ,' L. Rondeau' was in the city today ; and bougnt from G. A". Liebethe old ' Baxter farm, consisting of 160. acres of . land' situated in the foot hills two miles west of Kingsley. The land loins a tract of 320 acres which Mr. - Rondeai already owned and will make him a fine farm Hugh Lister and bis mother, Mrs. Thomas Lister, of Prineville, . ar rived here yesterday, and left this morning for San. Francisco, where they go to spend the winter. Tbey will be joined at Hood River by Mr. Lister's wife and children, who have been visiting -at that place the past month. , Hon. Wt H, Moore ' returned last night from Southern Oregon, wherp . be has been looking after some mining properties in which he is interested. He has Bamples of ore that carry 8 per cent of copper and $50 in gold to the ion. ine leuge irom woicn toe rocn was taken is fifty feet wide,' and bids fair to be one of the biggest mining properties on the coast. - - The lltple ste&mer Inland FJyer bade The Dalles gof;drbye fni the rPt5 of thf season, when btitt steamed uown the river this morning, The company has determined to take the Flyer off until next spring, and for a time Pallet people will not be privileged to greet the pretty little boat and its genial captain until business will again justify the running of three boats.' The Flyer had a full complement of passengers this morning. Rnmrt nf rhn nlfl Bnttlnm declare tha weather so far this fall is almost Iden tical with that of 1861, and hence pre diet a severe winter. One old resi dent, ft wild man of the forest, de clares the Pendleton Indian don't know what he is talking about when be pret-icts there will be no winter, for since 'the white men came here they have mixed things up so com- pieteiy tuat ua uoeou i aouw auyiiiuag about the weather. In the Wasco News, announcement. . is maps mat -mi piam oi sue paper 'hag been transferred to. and become the property of the Sherman County bank aod all business transacted with said paper must be arranged with and paid for to said bank, or to the foreman of said paper." Mr. Brock, cashier of the bank, has been interested in the paper for some time, and owing to the . protracted illness of the editor, M. xmswortby, has probably, found it necessary to assume (he, business management. . . ' ' On account of the illness of Police man Phirman, Paul Paulsen was on duty last night, and his first encounter was with a German by the name of Joe Schnadle, who had; imbibed in something stronger than' 'his national beverage, and bad become decidedly boistrous. He was armed with a knife and a bolognah sausage, and un- .Headquarters for...; 11. -. Farmers' and Miners'. Tools. Powder, Fuse and Giant Caps. Rubber and Cotton Hose. . Aermoter Wind Mills. Shot Guns and Revolvers. (Jarden Topis. Barb Wire and Nails, Bicycle Tires. Crawford, Cleveland and Delft Blue aud White Enameled Ware. A Complete Line of Spraying Dunn's No. 1 Spray, also Garland Stoves and Steel Ranges. In addition to the above we run . Bicycle Repair Shop and Our Grocery Line is complete in every respect Give us a call before MAIEK & dertook to exr- rminate the policeman and evei-yboti else in his reach, but Paul was too much for him. He was landed in jail md will eat his Thanks giving dinne" at the expense of the city. From Friday's Dally. Prof. H. L Howe, of Hood River, 4s in the city. hi. J. Jacoboa has returned from a toar of the upper country. Capt. Edwai d, government inspector of hulls, was in the city last night; V. M. Benr.-tt, who spent the sum' in Moro, has resumed to The Dalles. C. W Lorn, of Arlington, spent Thanksgivicg 'lay with friends in the ciiy. Ray Logan is in the city, having come up to spend Thanksgiving with his father. On account, of ill health James Baldwin has returned to Portland for medical treatment. The receipt? of the county clerk's office for fees d tridg the month of Nov ember were $i)6.00. -' Miss Giace Lauer returned , from Portland Wednesday evening, where she has been the past three months, Hon. E. P. MuCornack and wife, of Salem, spent yesterday in the city the guests of Mr. and Mrs. VV: H. Moody. Mr. aod Mr.. R. Parriali, of Bay Cr.jek, spent a few. days'.in towntbis week. purchasing supplies for the; win ter, . A grouse at Wind river was found to have several grains of gold in its craw. and if unmolested would, probably have laid a golden egg. The street iu front of the' Columbia hotel Is being filled in with cinders. which will keep down the mild that Is accumulating on other parts of the street. ! Mrs. Cam Die n, sister of the late Captain Waud, oame up from Port land Wednesday evening and spent yesterday in the city with, -Mrs. Waud and family. . .- Light ship Columbia River No. 50 was. driven asnore near cape Disap pointment Tuesday tight and will be total loss. - - The crew, .and officers were rescued. The town of Sumpter has sold $50,- 000 worth of bonds for he ponstructiqn of its new water works, to Morris & Whitehead, of Portland and Denver, at 6 per cent for 20 years. - Thomas J. Black, ex-collector of customs fr the district of Oregon, died very suddenly in li is appartments n the Imperial hotel, Portland, Wed nesday morning. . He was born in. Canada 63 years agq. and came to Ore gon in 1854. The many friends of Mr. and Mrs. W. C. Lathim, of Dufur, Oregon, will be glad to learn that their ' children have just recovered from a malignant case of scarlet fever and Messrs. Lathim and Brownhiil are again able to. perform, their usual labors. - Fine rains without frost cqatjnue at intervals, it) e whole country is. green, as in springtime, and stock of all kinds is bog-fat. The tender green grass in pastures is from six to eight inches highs Even a severe winter has no terrors for the stockmen now. Zacfc Taylor, . of Antelope, passed through town this morning en route to Salem with the remains of bis son, W. J. Taylor, who. died at Spokane pn Wpdqesday pvpnlpg, of consumption, Mr, Taylor iviil I'eiJ'i t-i'ik fr long j time, uud hud been, in pokjiiie under treatment of a specialist, . ' The churches throughout the coun. try have taken an active interest in the Roberts case, and some long re monstrances against seating him will be presented to congreis. Rev. A. J. Montgomery, president of the - State Christian Endeavor Union of Oregon, has forwarded a remoostiance contain ing 5,000 names that were secured in the different churches in this state. Next Tuesday night at the Method ist church, Chaplain Giloert, the hero chaplain of (be gecqnd Oregon, wJU lecture en bis experience in the Philippines. Rev. Gilbert Is a fluent speaker, and there are indeed few men in the state who are - closer to the hearts oi Oregoniacs than he. Ad mission to the lecture will be 25 cents. ' . The Times-Mountaineer still de sires to insist that the business men of The Dales take some steps to secure the trade of the men who are working on the portage road across the river, by getting a reduction of ferriage rates.' Why not 'make up a purse 'suf ficient to pay half the ferriage? There will be 200 men working on the port age for five or six months, and their trade Is worth looking after. ' " . The annual memorial exercises of Cascade Lodge, No. 303, B. P. O. Elks, will be held in K. of P. hall Sunday afternoon at 2:30. W. T. Doveil, of Walla Walla, will deliver the address, while Judge Bradshaw will serve as eulogist. Memorial services will be unusually sad this year to the Elks of this city, owing to the receipt of news of the death of their esteemed brother, Capt. O. S. Waud, coming on the eve of their' memorial. Poultry Netting. . Fruit Netting. Carpenters' Tools.' Wrought Iron Pipe. Plumbing Goods. Marlin and Winchesster Rifles. Fishing Tackle. . ' . Bicycle Sundries. Golden Eagle Bicycles. Material for Fruit Growers. Lime, Sulphur and Salt. a Tin and Plumbing Shop,' General Mach'ne Shop. buying elsewhere.' BEMM Thaukseiving Exercises. Last evening union" Thanksgiving services were held at the M. E. church, the pastors of the Christian, Congre gational, Baptist and Methodist churches .officiating. Every space in the church was filled, tbo audience being one of the largest that has ever assembled In the city for religious services. The services were opened by a voiuntary and doxology by the audience, followed by an invocation oiTsred by; Rey. Clifton, pastor of Calvary Baptist church. The hymn "Come Ye Thankful" was sun,,' oy the udience followed by Rev. Poling, pas tor of the Congregational chnrcb reading a scriptural lesson. An an them was next rendered by a quar;et composed of Prof. Landers, W. C. Aliaway, Prof. Lundell and Francis Sexton, entitled "Blessed Is Be That Considereth the Poor." The choir sang a sacred hymn, after which Rev. Rushing, . pastor of the Christian church, delivered an eloquent and able sermon, his theme being "the bounties bestowed upon us for which we should be thankful. An offering was made for the poor, to which the . audience contributed liberally, and after the singing of Vmerica by the audience, the bene diction was pronounced by Rev. Poling. Value of Eggs and Poultry. Some time ago a paper read before a farmer's institute at Princeton con tained the statement that the number of chickens' marketed in toe United States last year amounted to 3,350,000,- 000, and of eggs .13,000,000,000. The total value of chlcken9 and ejfgs pro duced was $290,000,000. . By way' of showing the comparative importance of the . poultry industry it was further stated that the. Value of our tobacco crop has rareiy oeen as much as $43,000,000. The value of our potato crop is less than $80,000,000, on the average. The value of our barley or op Is not often as much as $30,000,000. Ao oat crop worth $200,000,000 Is un usual. Our annual output of pig Iron has rarely exceeded $130,000,000 'In value. Coal, by far the most valuable of .our mineral products, gives a total annual output of some $200,000,000. While the authority for the high estimate of the value of the poultry products was not given, the publication of the figures directed a good deal of attention to the subject. San Fran cisco Call. The Firemen's Ball. Jackson Engine Co. No. 1, has again scored a victory for having entertained right royally the danoiug publio of The Dalles and yicinity, for the ball given : by the company in the Baldwin opera house last Wednesday evening was one of the pleasantest parties ever held in the city. The hall was tastefully, decorated with the national colors, and presented a mo&t cheery appearance, and the music rendered by Prof. Baldwin's orchestra, consisting of seven nieces, was the latest, and was heartily appreciated by the danoers. Certainly Mr. Baldwin deserves much credit for. having gath ered together such able musicians, and the company is to be congratulated on having secured bis services. Danc ing continued until after midnight, and the participants felt that tbey were under obligations to the .old re liable fire company for haVing given $bem su.ch an enjoy&ble evening . Substantial Donatloqs, The children of .The Dalles public schools have responded nobly to the o'all for donations to the Boys' and Girls' Aid Society, -they having given about 1000 pounos of clothing and frult,and $30.50 in cash as their Thanks giving offering to t the ..unfortunate children who are charges of the home The cash donations were from differ ent rooms in the schools as follows: East Hill " Primary, $2.60; Miss Doutbit's room; 60 cents; Miss Ella Cooper's rfli) q, 60 cents", MUs Martin's room, $1 25- Mi96 Wrean's room, $4.85; Miss Phirmin's room, 25 cents; Miss ' Flinn's room, 3.41; Mrs. Roche's room,. 7(5 cents; Miss Ball's room, 1.31; Mrs . Baldwin's room. J2.50; Miss L. Rin- tout's room. $1.50; Miss T. Etlntoul's room. 25 cents; Miss Mlchell's -room , $2.35; High School $8.27. Total $30.50. SPANISH STAMPS Millions of TheW Hare Just Be leaned to Ratae War ' Panda. . F A San Antonio (Tex.) special saye: There 'was recived in this city from the City of Mexico, a consignment of 2,500 "patriotic postage stamps" of Spain. The consignee was Jose M. De Caetellar, a Spanish resident of San Antonio and a native of the Canary islands.. This consignment of stamps reveals a gigan ic patriotic scheme of loyal Spanish subjects on the American continent to raise a fund of $500,000 to aid the Span ish government in its war with the Cuban insurgents. ' The Scheme is to issue 10,000,000 postage stamps five cents' face value in the money of the country in which they are used. The matter is in the bands of an executive committee in the City of Mexico, and, the second issue of 1,000,000 stamps has, been turned out by a German lithor graphing firm in the Mexican capital. The stamps are sold for five cents apiece to the Spaniards, and one stamp is tuck on the sheets of every; letter written by the patriotic subjects. The committee in the City- of Mexico has sold these stamps, it is claimed, in large quantities in the South and Central American republics, and many have found their way to this country. Senor Castellar says that the lot which he re ceived is part of second million of such, stamps issued. . The stamp is of a lighi green color and bears this inscription in an arch around the Spanish coat of arms: '5 Impuesta Patriotica Espa nol 5." Had Jnst Been "Advertised." A small boy not many miles from Chi cago Was baptized into one of the Prot estant churches of the city. He was in tensely interested in the ceremonies at tending the sacrament and watcnep; every detail with eagerness and appre ciation. He noted the attire of the cler gyman and the reposes of his godfather and godmother, w nen ne couia ne o swereu the questions asked himself and when the minister addressed his spon sors he ncdiled his head in conformity with their replies. When the ceremony was concluded he Was eagerly anxious to get home to his mother to impart bis exciting ex-rrir-rrs ct tne oorninp. He rushed upsts!: on reaching the h nu and burst in upon his mother breathlessly. "Oh, mamma, mamma! he exclaimed, joyously, "I belong to God now. I've just been advertised," Chicago Times-Herald. Hast Bo a Mistake. Where ignorance is bliss, you know, 'tis folly lo be wise. She I know the poet says so, but still you don't seem to be of a happy disposition. hicago Evening jNews. Tempc rlzln ft. Caller (by way cf i Production, brisk ly) I am a bill collector. Mr. Ten Weekly bones Ah ! is It mania with you, or merely i a fad? race. IN HIS PRiME. Capt. O. S. Waml Died In Iaon City Nov. 16 Word was received here Wednesday evening announcing the death of Capt Orrin Starr Waud in Dawson city on Nov. 16, at 5:30 P. M. The news was telegraphed from Dawson to Skagway by Mr. Morgan, engineer under Capt, Waud on the Yukon, to Captain Sbafer, at Portland, and was brought down by steamer. On receipt of the dispatch Capt Shafe- telegraphed theannounce ment here to Mrs. Waud. Nothing can be learned at prffent of the cause of death, but as the last letters re ceived by bis family stated tbat he was in perfect health, it is presumed that his illness was of short duration.- Orrin S. Waud was born on the Waud donation claim near Port land, on March 22, 1854, there fore was jus in the prime of life, at the time of his death. He was a son of John Waud, an Oregon pioneer of 1850, and his early life was spent in and about Portland. In December 1878, lie was married to Misd Nellie Murphy, who . was born in London England, and this marriage has been blessed by five children, three of whom Fred aged 17, Hazel aged 13 and Arthur aged 10 are living, while two are buried in Lone Fir cemetery, Port land, to which place the remains of the captain will be brought for interment. He had' two brothers, both of whom were drowned, one ia the Columbia and one in Alaska, also three sisters all of whom are living. When a youth Capt. Waud displayed a fondness for steamboat life, and be fore be was 21 years of age was mate on a Williamette river steamer. The first boat ho commanded was the Wetport, which he ran for about nine months. but left the vessel to take command of the Maria Wilkin s, which he ran for a year under charter. His next ooat was the Clatsop Chief, which he com manded until he bought the tug Port land, operating it for three years, and after selling it purchased an interest in the Governor Neuwell, He was afterwards master of the tug Lincoln in the government employ for two years. Latter be commanded the Salem, Manzaqillo and Eugene on the Wil liam and the lower Columbia. In December,. 1894, be - moved to The Dalles taking charge of the D. P. & A. N. Co's steamer Regulator, which position he held until April, 1898, when he n signed to take command of a steamer on the Yukon. He ran a boat there for two seasons, and only quit when vae river froze up in October, to engage in mining. On the Yukon, as well as on the Columbia and Williamette rivers, he gained much popularity, and was re cognized as oaa of the most successful navigators on that dangerous stream. Capt. Waud waa on of the most pDDular masters of a vessel who ever ran on the river. He was affable and obliging to passengers, one whom the traveling publio always was pleased to meet, and in whose hands people al ways felt safe, for so long as he was in charge of a vessel nothing ever went wrong. Socially be waa one of God's noblemen; was kind, obliging, jovial and ever ready to lend assistance to those in need, a friend to the friendless and a companion to bis acquaintances. He was a member of the Elks lodge -of this place, aod held membership in the Knights of Pythias, Odd Fellows and Workmen in Portland. . The death of Capt. Waud has caused a gloom to oome over the community. lor. uo pcrsou wt. over 'u,or.-ot.uiiily esteemed in this "place than be, and the sympathy of all is extended to his be reaved wife, on whom the blow is doubly h.eavy having come so sudden, and. she being comparatively alone with her three children, aa all of her relatives live in England. A VERY HAPPY EVENT. Mrs. Jade Bennett Entertained a Number ; of Ijtuy r'l lends Assisted by the Misses Marden, yes terday afternoon Mrs. A. S. Bennett received a number of ladies at her elegant home on Fourth street, and a delightful afternoon, was spent. The reception hall was decorated with yel low chrysanthemums, while in the oarlors were large vases of cut flowers aud potted plants, and the entire liou-e presented ' the appearance of oummer ratber than a day in autumn, ana the cberlness was enhanced by the sunny faces of the hostess and her many happy guests. For amusement the ladies' attention was called to a-guessing contest pre pared by the nostess sontaining a list of nineteen popular authors, whom they were required to name from the description given in the list. Eight een of the guests were perfect in their answers, therefore It became necessary to devise some means for determining the winner of the prize, and a spelling contest was resorted to and this proved no more successful then was the familiarity of the ladies with the popular authors, as they were perfectly conversant with the spelling of the most difficult words in the English language, and a game of chance was finally resorted to to determine the winner. In this Mrs. W. H. Hob son was the-lucky'one and drew the grauti prize, an elegant volume of Long fellow's, poems, while the- "booby," a copy of "Mother Goose's" melodies, was fairly won by Mrs. Garretson. After the contest an elegant and dainty lunch was served, which de manded the attention of the guests un til late in the afternoon. - The ladies who enjoyed Mrs. Bennett's hospitality were: Mesdames Logan, Marden, Douthit, Sommerville, Fish, T. J. Seufert, Crandall, H. H. Biddell, D. M.French, Laughlic, Smith French, Mjers, But ler, F. Cram, Gunning, Moody, H. S. Wilson, Lucas, Geisendorffer, Wm. Micbell. Van Norden, Bullock and Clark, of Portland, B. S. Huntington, Jayne, J. M. HuntingtOB, Moore, Phillips, T. A. Wood, Brooks, Hud son, Sen neck, Sheldon Morgan, Gar retson, ' Houghton, Lord, Crosse n, Glenn, Hobson. Maier, Crowe, Z. M. Donnell, Lang, Gibons and Bald win. . ' ax Party of Brides. Last evening Mrs. H. W. French gave a most pleasant, reception to a number of her lady friends who have recently embarked upon the sea of matrimony, and as their husbands re belled against baing left at home, Mrs. French supplied entertainment for them as well. The married couples included in the list were Mr. and Mrs. R. B. Sinnott, Mr. and Mr.E. M. Williams, Mr. and Mrs. Ed. French, Mr. aod Mr. H, H. Riddell, Mr. and Mrs. Joe Bonn, Mr. and Mrs. Frank Cram, Mr. and Mrs. M. Z. Donnell, and Mr. and Mrs. Truman Butler. In addition there were present Miss Lanp, Miss Elizabeth Lang, Miss Bulab Patterson, Miss Myrtle Michell, Miss- Georgia- Sampson and Messrs. CUT DOWN A. L. Gude snd F. A. French. The feature of the evening was indicative oi the game which the brides bad sue cessfully (j.avuu in the past, the game of "hearts," which supplied eutertain inent for several hours, and later the evening was devoted to music and the discussion of a dainty lunch served by the hostess assisted by the young ladies present. . Dispite the inclem ency of the weather outside, the interior of Mr. and Mrs. French's home was delightful, and a most en joyable evening was spent by all. THE PURITAN. She Ia Without Doubt the Finest Fighter In the Navy, Her Men and Officers All Agree. One of the warrant officers of the United States monitor Puritan, which is with the blockading squadron off Cuba, gives in a letter to a friend in this city some interesting observations on the Puritan's work, says the New York Sun. 'We are all convinced, he writes. "that the Puritan, under the proper cir cumstances, is the finest fighting boat in the navy; but .he has her restric tions. There is no question about the high defensive qualities of the moni tor type for harbor work. Our low free board makes us a small target for the enemy, and our 12-mcn guns make us very dangerous to an enemy. Capt. Harrington and Lieutenant Commander J. Russell Selfridge have worked our crew into fine condition, and there is no question as to the loyalty of the men or their skill with the big guns. Our low freeboard, however, precludes any possibility of our coaling at sea with safety, and as our coal capacity is com paratively small, unless lee is af forded, so that the monitor may open up her deck scuttles with safety, we must Teturn to a' coaling-statjon. . ..Such was the case off Mataixzas, where there is an open sea to windward and no protec tion. The Puritan, did good work at Matanzas, as you probably know, and our guns were very effective. I notice that some of the newspapers comment ed on the fact that-our fire was slow. This was according to orders to prevent waste of amunition. We didn't want the gun captains to throw away shots carelessly in their first brush. Every thing on board moved like clockwork, and our men behaved splendidly." KITE FLYING. A. Pleasant Summer Pastime That Baa Rendered Invaluable Aid to Science,- One of the most noticeable move ments of the present time, in popular science is kite-flying while its practice aa a pastime is having a large increase. Its interest to our j-eader. however. Js almost wholly in its scientific aspect, says Appleton's Popular Science Month ly. To the question: What is really the use of all this practice with kites? Mr. H. H. Clayton, superintendent at Blue Hill observatory (in the suburbs of Bos ton) once replied. nearly as follows: We are living in an atmosphere of which we practically know verv Utile. Our position is like tihat of crabs nt the bottom of the sea.. It isexpected thai such knowledge will be gained in these aerial explorations as will enable the meteorologist to. predict hot and cold waves and the various kinds of storms more accurately and much earlier than has been done heretofore. The observa tions have already become serviceable in this direction, while the knowledge gained has modified opinions fonnd in the text books." Truly there are mountain tops Hhree. four, and nearly six miles high, but these are reanofe'pr inaccessible; be sides, the atmosphere envt lopin;r them is mainly of t lie same stratum which rests upon ths surfai- of the enn li else- wberi'oaly'a-,iih rarefied, i h;l."el iih-'!' broken in upon silghtly in tonus, when the stratum is 'shallow,1 by tthe more rapidly flowing stratum nest above; so that usually what may be found on the mountain peaks merely the crest of a hallow of the lower atmosphere. RATHER ROUGH SPORT. How tbe Hardy Ironworkers Initiate Hew" Hands In tie ; Btoslness. "Iron mills areliot places to work in, but the men have lots of fun, with all their hard work; said a retired iron man to a reporter of the Washington Star. - "The other day I took a walk through several mills over in Pennsylvania that I am interested in. As I was going through one the superintendent asked me to wait and see a little fun. I did o, and I will tell you about it. "A new man had come to work that morning, and the men were about to initiate Mm into the mysteries of the business. You know it is so warm that the men strip their bodies to an under shirt. When the trip hammers come down they produce myriads of sparks, which the men try to avoid. "The newcomer bad been told that he was in danger of being seriously burned, and that if he ,felt 'a(spark anywhere about him the only sure way of help ing himself was to jump into a big vat of water, which stood a few feet away. "Finally one of the, big trip hammers came down with great force, and as it did so one of the men sneaked up be hind the newcomer and dropped a small piece of ice down his back. You never saw such squirming and agony in your life. . "Thinking of what had been told htm. he took a run and, jumped headlong into the vat of water. The men gath ered around him and talked of an am bulance, but he soon. found he was only the victim of a joke." Washington Star. i -.. i ,i .i MAN OF SCIENCE TO THE CATS, L , - ; . Bomb Invented by a German for tbe Benefit of Victims ot Hoetu -, . sal Concerts Germany has made, another im portant contribution to the field of in vention. This "time a man of science who, presumably, occupies a bedroom in the rear of a city house, has invented a bomb to be thrown at nocturnal cats. The bomb is of about the size of a base ball and will explode with a loud noise upon forcible contact, but is war ranted perfectly harmless. The innovation promises great re lief and satisfaction to sufEerers, and a mighty saving in books and crockery. Many a tooth mug has been shivered into bits on the back fence, and there are persons who are afraid to keep small books in their rooms because ol the tempting fitness of such volumes for missiles. Apples or oranges covert ly stolen from the dinner table are first-rate ammunition; but. unques tionably, the bomb fills a long-felt want. Even if one's aim is inaccurate and one doesn't hit the cat, he bemt is bound to bit something and make a racket. Pessimists Bay that" after the first experience the noise will not make the slightest impression ..upon the sere nadery and that exploding bombs will only add to the suffering of the neigh bors. The harmlessnesi of .the bomb is its flaw, say these vindicative per sons, and the only way to stop a cat concert is to, massacre all the per formers. But the German professor insists that his bomb is a boon to hu manity and it certainly would provide tnore exciting entertainment than the ordinary missile. How Are Tour Kidneys f " Dr. Bobbs' Bpararns Pi 11a cure U kidney Ota. 8aia Die free. Add. Stetilos BemedyCoCaisago or H.Y. ;. ' .a :.. . . -. . ;- . I A DEARLY BOUGHT VICTORY beneral Methuen Lost Two Hundred Men at Instan. .London, Nov. 28. A dispatch has been received here from General Bui ler giving a list of casualties araonff the troops engaged in the battle of Uraspan, but which is now officially designated as the battle of Instan. It proves as was anticipated, that the British success was heavilv hnno-t.. The losses announced today, adde3 to i the naval brigade casualties previo. fly j notined. make a grand total of 19: as the co9t of General Methuen's secend' battle. ROBKKTS AND TUB HOUSE. Congressmen Do Sipt Know How to t Rid of the Mormoo. New York, Nov. 28 A special to he Tribune from Washington savs No plans have yet been matured for the exclusion of B. H. Roberts from membership in the house. Mr. Rob ert's creuentials are regular iu form and he is as much entitled to hfl'swnrb io( r.s a raemoer as any otriT repre sentative-elect who mar present him self at the bar of the house next Mon day. His right to . take p;- in iLe election of a speaker will not ,-be questioned by the hold-over clerk, and It is doubtful if any 'precedents can be found to sustain the speaker thereafter in refusing to administer the customary oath. Precedents made in dealing with forme elegates from the te-ritory of Utah are conceded not to apply to the full-flodged representative whom Utah as a state now sends to - congress. Both democratic and republican leaders are seeking some method of dealing with the Roberts case which will taka it wholly out of partisan politics. Undoubtedly tbe fairest, and most satisfactory procedure would be to acknowledge the legality of the Utah member's credentials and to re fer bis disputed qualifications, as the constitution provides, to the subse sequent judgement of tbe house. TO ENTER POLITICS Knights of Labor Will Depart From Their Time Honored Cngtoma. New York, Nov. 28. A special to the Times from Washington says: John W. Hayes, general secretary of the Knighs of Labor, who has returned to this city from Boston . said that tbe Knights are going to abandon their time-honored custom of taking no- part in politics. "The course of public events" . he said, "has forced tbe order to change its views and to abandon its old policy of political lethargy. It has been resolved to take an active part in tbe politics of the country and to formulate a plan whereby political questions wil be discussed and decided upon. The discussions will be nonpartisan entirely and tbe influence and strengh't ot the order will be given to that party ,wbich...cpin.pi.des , with .ancT espouses the same vie-.t of matters as thi order." SYMPATHY FOR ENGLAND.' ' ' This Will Cause the Administration, to Ignore Precedent. New York, Nov. 28. a special to the Herald from Washington says: As a result of the formal notification given by Great Britian to foreign powers that a state of war exists In South Africa, proclamations of neutrality are expect ed to issue. Lord Panncfote. the (British ambassador, bas called upon Secretary Hay, and tbe object of his visit is thus explained: "The British ambassador has inform ed tbe secretary of state tbat, in view of a doubt which appeared to exist whether her majesty's government B argains for the SILKS! "Flor. this ..week we. tave on sale every piece of silk in oar establishment at prices that will .justify you in looking at our beautiful line. It is complete in every detail and warrant us in making the assertion that it surpasses any thing ever shown in The Dalles. . .. . Handkerchiefs Ladies' pure linen hemstitched and scalloped.ihand drawn work, revered block, hemstitched and embroidered handkerchiefs worth from He up to $4.50 fech. Petticoats. Nearsilk petticoats in all colors, umbrella flounce fluted, two small ruflies, strapped seams, 98c to $4.50 each. Silk petticoats, assorted styles and colors, ranging in price from $5.00 up. Shopping Bags. A magnificent new line of novelties in ladies' leather and silk shopping bags, ranging in price from 75c to $1.00, $1.25, $1.50 and $1.75. . A.U. OOODS MARKED IN PLAIN FIGURES recognizes that the hostilities now in course of progress in South Africa aontLLiitgi-a.stu'p of war fypnrppn Grpat Britain and tv... Souih African repub lics, be has been directed by the Marquis of Salisbury to inform t'.e secretary of state, as an act of cuurteFyt that the South African republic and the Orange Free State having declared war against her majesty, the queen, and having invaded the Britinb colon ies of the Cape and Natal, a state oi war has actually existed since October 11, between England and the South African republic and tha the Orange Free State." While in several instances in recent jears, the United States has not con sidered it necessary to proclaim its neutrality in wars between other pow ers, yet the authorities may deem it expedient, in view of tbe sympathy they feel for Great Britain in the pres ent struggle, :.to do so formally. The matter whl probably be considered by I the cabinet at its meeting tomorrow. Back From the Copper Kins. SUMPTER, Or., .Nov. 25. United States Marshal Zoeth Houser, of Fort land, accompanied by J. F. Bacheider, of the Portland Railway Company, ar rived in this city this afternoon from a visit to the Capper King mine, in the Dixie Butte coun yy, about" six miles from Prairie City. A company composed principally of Pendleton people was recently Incor porated ,to operate this property, and Mr. Bacbelder, -vbo is a. mining man of large experience, made this visit at the request of many Portland people who are becoming interested in the district. Assays of samples from the Copper! King show 7. percent copper and $50 j in gold. Mr. Uouaer .states tbat con centration works will be erected upon the property in tbe spring. Hobart's Saocessor. New YORK, Nov, 28. United States Senator A. G. Foster, pf Washington, said last night that in hi opinion the republican national convention next year wouldaccord the y ice-presidential nomination to the choice of New York state. 1 - "I don't think there is a doubt of it," he added. Governor' uoosevelt would be very acceptable." . "But it is understood here that the governor would not accept,'" it was suggested. "Well, bow about Secretary Ellhu Root?'' asked the senator. "He Is ambitious,' and while Mr. McKinley would probably want to retain him in hit present position, Mr Root might prefer the other place. ' Anyway, a New York man will probably be named. Discouraging to - Bopgrowers. Oregox City, Nov. 28. Reports from bop men In various parts of the country are becoming decidedly dis couraging in regard to prices. A sale of bops has recently been made by a grower who lives in the vicinity of Aurora, for 5 cent9 per pound. The bops were not a first class article, but iu spite of this, tbe figures are said to be unusually low. Mr Nordbausen, of Maxburg. has lately old 30 bales at 8 cents a pound, and a number at 10 cents were previously made. Con ditions are different now, and tbe prices are gradually tending down ward., The Clakcamas' county crop is not nearly disposed of yet. Growers ;who are not forced to sell now are de termined to hold on a while longer. A Long Trolley LJne. New York, Nov. 28. The Boston & Maiue Railroad Company is making a bittor fight against tbe granting of trolley franchises on tbe route between Portland and Boston, the trolly people having planned' to connect the two cities. ' The short gaps in the trolley system between New York aod Boston are being closed rapidly, and it is likely that the all trolley route will be open next spring. A large part of the gap between New York and Philadel phia has just been closed. It will be seen what it is likely tbat one may soon be able to take a con tinuous trolley car ride from Portland to Philadelphia. SILKS! "A simple piece of dainty silk, A modest bunch of human grace. Combine the two with expertlhajids Will make tle lady of the land;" Kidling. PEA5E & MAYS, BOERS SUFFER AT WEENER Twelfth Severe Lancers Inflict Punishment. ESTCOURT, Nov. 30. The Twelfth Lancers are reported to have attacked Pieretief's force at Weener, aod have inflicted great los on the Boers. Hildyard's troop bivouaced last night at Frere. Two Boers were captured, one of them a doctor, who entered the British camp under tbe belief it was a Boer bivouac. Joubert is reported to have retreated to Colooso yesterday. Be traveled in an omnibus drawn by six horses. It siiro rumored that be le hurrying back to oppose Colonel Baden-Powell. Two Estcourt trains arrived at Frere last evening. There Is rejolc ing at the reopening ot the line. Boer prisoners report tbat Hildyard's night attack with cold steel paralyzed the burghers, whose loss was 30 killed and over 100 wounded,. I . . BIO BA1LROAD FOOL. A Combine That Will evade Anti-Fool- g Laws. ,. New York, Nov. 30. The Herald says: Quietly, but surely, therexbas been built up by tbe financial giants who control the trunk line railroads, a traffic deal which will be abie to get around the law against pools and yet accomplish ' all of the purposes of a pool and - enable' them to secure profitable rates to all of the interested companies. - It was the knowledge that this traffic deal is about to be put into operation', and the fact that the Baltimore & Ohio was to be operated in harmony with the Pennsylvania and New York Central interests that gave rise to the report tbat tbe first named company had been acquired by the Pennsyl vania railroad. Denials are made tbat the Baltimore & Ohio has been ac quired by either of Its competitors, but It is understood that the manage ment of the Baltimore & Ohio has reachsd an understanding with tbe financiers who control .the Pennsyl vania and New York Central to handle all traffic Impartially, aud henceforth not to permit any rate disturbance to influence them. ' The Erie, Deleware, Lackawanna & Western, Ontario & Western, Read ing, LeHigbrValley, New Jersey Cen tral and Chesapeake & Ohio are all controlled in vthe interest of Messrs. Morgan and Vanderbilt, and there is no danger of disturbance from these companies. ' CUBAN TBKACRBBT fbakeo. But Conspirator Are H potted and Will Be Watched Havana, Nov. 30. La Lucha. in an editorial on the situation in Cuba.says: "There will be neither revolt nor insurrection. Matters are in a grave condition, but not alarmingly so. The judicious behavior of all persons of Influence will prevent yiolont or sen sational developments. There bas been no outbreak of armed men in any part of thf Island and as a matter of fact the peufltt in the rural districts intend to squelch any attempt at a rising. "The farmers, who bad to be forced to fight Spain are now beginning to recover from the effects of that strug gle. They know that the Americana are determined to maintain. peace, and they know also that the American authorities are kept fully informed of every step taken by men who are giv ing a percentage of their salaries to buy arm. -The other imbeciles the agitators and office holders, who are using the money they receive from tbe United States to further plans which tbey must know are doomed to fall are also marked men. Tbe American government bas in Cuba an unap- Neckwear. We have just opened a '.choice line of the very latest styles in ladies' fashionable and popular priced neckwear. 21 yards unbleached cotton flannel 19 yards extra grade cotton flannel 24 yards bleached muslin 36. inches wide. . . 20 yards unbleached muslin 36 inches wide. 20 yards indigo blue calico . . . .". 20 yards checked gingham 17 yards excellent quality outing flannel 1 complete line of checks and plaids in dress goods. Owing to the enormous continue our sale of Boy's Clothing at. - Half Price. to the end of the month reduced. Our proacbable spy service, largely com posed of Cuban themselves." p AVtl -Q V1KX AC KIMBCBIYA ) - Mo Fighting at Ladjimlth Since November th. I.ONDON, Nov. 30. The war office to day makes the following dispatch publio from the commanding general at Cape Town, under date of November 29: 'Kinibcrley all well to November 23. Rail and telegraph Is opened to Modder river. Gatacre reports the following from Buller, dated Pietermaritzburg Wednesday, No vembor. 29: " " 'Mitchell, telegrapher, has just made bis way out from Ladysmltb to Weenor, whence he sends the following message-: "On November 9 we "beat back the Boers wkh great loss to the enemy. 'ur total casualties were remarkably small. There were only eight men aiiica auring tue siege oy sneiis ana in all battle, etc., only 100 have been kil led or wounded. I left Ladysmltb on the nig!. t of November 29. Since Nov ember it co attempt has been made to attack Ladysmitb in force.' " Mrzican Coal Lands. San Francisco; " Noy. 30. The Southern Pacific Is said to be making active preparations to engage in some extensive and costly construction work In the state of Jonora, Mexico.' Re cently '.he Southern Pacific acquired by purchase some extensive undevel oped coal fields in Sonora, lying about 0 miles south of Ortiz, a station on ' tbe Sonora raUroad, which latter road Is now a Southern Paciflo property. It Is understood to be too company' intention to develop th coal, Jbedi ts soon as tracks can be built from "Onl2 and ship the . product to Guawxuaul where an Immense coaling station will I .!!, a - m. . f. 1 ud oBtauiisaou alio cuiopaay, id ib said, is planning to ship coal. In large Quantities to Southern California and Mazatlan, at which pointa.fuel' will bo -furnished to Pacific-coast steamers.' Ellis For 8ergeant-at-Arui.'-' Washington, Nov. 30. If plana decided upon by republican 'leaders of tbe senate today are carried out, for mer Representative Ellis, of Morrow county, Oregon, is certain ' to be the next sergeant-at-arms. The Oregon--. Ian has the support of all West coast ' members, . many votes in the Middle West and enough in the East - It is thought to insure 'his success when the republicans meet in congress to reorganize the practical working force of the senate " It Is generally considered that the1 Pacific coast states should have this office In the next congress, and aa . Oregon presents the only candidate for this place from the Paciflo coast section, It ia practically; conceded tbat Ellis will capture the prize. , . v biz reopie Aiuea. New York, Nov. 30. Six- persona were killed almost instantly and 20 seriously Injured in the train wreck at Patterson, N. J., last night, when an accomodation train on the Lackawan na railroad crashed into the rear of the Buffalo express standing near the station. The engineer on the ac commodation train, was John Riordan. He stuck to his post. The fireman ia aaid to have jumped just before tha locomotive struck the end' of the smoker. v . ' . favorable to the West. ' Washington, Nov. 20. Congress men am now busy slating the yarioun candidates for positions on committees. . Tbe Indications are that on tbe rivers . and harbors committee', tbe interest of Paciflo coast states will be repre sented by either Congressman Thomaa H. Tongue, of Oregon, or Congress man Russell J. Waters, of Southern California. . ' .". ' Creeks are Bank Fall. Salem, Or.,' Nov. 28. The heavy rains that have prevailed during the last few days have 'raised the water considerably in the Willamette) river and have changed the creeks and brooks into raging torrents. To Care Cooipatlon Forever. Tube Cnscurets Candy Catnartia lOo or CSa. It C C. C (all to cure, druggists refund money. success piles of. clothing must be siLksij, ; i ....... $1 00 ...... 1 00 1 00 ' . ..j... 1 00" 1 00 f V :...'. i oo v; 100 ,. 12c we have decided to j m t -1 The Dalles, f