LHT 1 7 t r SATURDAY MARCJ ITEMS IN BRIEF. V , T (From Saturday's Daily.) - County court adjourned at noon to- day. - Mrs. For wood returned last niglt from Portland. ' Robert Smith, of Grass Valley, is in . the city today. Mrs. L. Gray is quite ill, threatened with an attack of typhoid fever. Ed. M. Williarns returned last night from Portland, where he has been the past week.-, - ., This afternoon Chas. Butler shipped two cars of sheep, bought of Mr. O'Leary, to Port Townsend. Today Gov. Moody went out to the Miller bridge on Deschutes to look after his interests at that place. A" deckhand of the steamer Shaver named Cooper fell off the dock at Clats kanie yesterday and was drowned. Miss Lizzie Sampson, who has been visiting in Portland the past week, : returned on the Regulator yesterday. Yesterday the county court granted , licence to T. W. Badder to sell liquors In less quantities than one gallon at Cascade Locks. The plans and specifications for the new school house to be built at Dufur this year were prepared by C. J. Cran- dall of this city, Tts winmitA huildiner on Second street is being refitted for a wool ware' house. It will be under the manae- ; ment of Sam Wilkinson. Mrs. Tbos. Quade, who has been .,r,.w treatment at the Portland hoamtal the past month, returned on last nieht's train to her home at . Heppner. Don't kick about the fickleness of the weather clerk in sending one day f aimnhinA and two of storm. This is MoTHnlPv weather what you voted for last November. Judge Bennett returned this morn' ing from Heppner where he had been attending circuit court. While there be defended Eugene Jones, indicted for larceny. The trial lasted three days, and resulted in the acquittal of Jones. County officials at Spokane haye converted the court house into a tene ment house. Nineteen persons have - taken up their abode in the building, ' occupying rooms that heretofore have ben vacant, and are getting the rent fret, s The snow and rain this afternoon '- did not "hinder the little folks from turning outp the matinee given by the Payton Cosnpany. The youngsters attended en maase and constituted an attentive audjence for the rendering of "Ten Nights in a Barroom." This is indeed a good day for ducks but a poor one for news items. The snow and rain that have faljen all day have not been inviting to the reporter . nor have they encouraged him W get out and chase news. " About all that he heard on his daily rounds was "d n the weather." Joe Crate, Augustus Brown and Geo. Munger arrived home last night frem a winter's hunting and trapping in the Cascade mountains, well ladened with furs and . pelts. They left here last November and went as far north , as Mt. St. Helen. They say the deep est snow they encountered anywhere in the mountains was 15 feet, five feet less than they found the winter before. Last Tuesday night Bro. Cradie baugh "hatched the sagehen" for the benefit of the. Congregational church in this city, and it was such a profitable bird that the Congregationalists of Hood River want him to hatch one for them. Mr. Crailebaugh has kindly consented and will lecture in that city on the evening of March "27th. The people of Hood river may congratulate themselves upon their good fortune. as they are assured of a pleasant even ing's entertainment. The text of the curfew ordinance that the Pendleton council say3 must be enforced is:" That it snail be unlaw ful for any minors under the age of 15 years to roam or loiter upon or in any public ground, square, street or alley within the ciy'of Pendleton, at a dis- tance of more than 300 feet from the home or residence of such minor, un ttorney Jayne, on. E. B. Dufur train for that be the busiest the coming eea- son.n,ieman wriung iruin mere to fcho ITMIS-iVlOUKTALNti.tt BUYS av least 1000 buildings will be erected there during tbesprinp- and summer. The Baldwin opera house is being repainted inside and will be thor- oughly refitted as a public hall. The floor will be repaired so as to make it fir. for rlanpinfr. and the hall will be seated with new chairs in a short time. The Women's Relief Corps held an interesting meeting this afternoon at Fraternity hall. A reception was Mm. Sarah M. McCown, of Oregon City, department president, who arrived on the noon train, and is the gue9t of Mrs. Myers and Mrs Leonard. r.. V. Roval & Son. contractors of Salem, have been awarded the con tract by the Tillamook county court for the construction of a Howe truss bridge across the Big Nestucca, twelve miles above Woods. The price they are-to receive is 35,084. There will be a span 184 feet in length and the ap proach will be 200 feet. Unusual interest was taken in the school election for director and clerk tndav. The candidates for director were Judge G. A. Liebe and Dr. G. C. Eshelman. and for clerk E. Jacobsen and G. P. Morgan. Quite a number of ladies exercised this right to vote at anhonl elections, and deposited their ballots for the candidates whom they favored. ' Hon. F. N. Jones, representative eWt to the lato unpleasantness at Salem, arrived from Portland today, Mr. Jones has been quite ill the past WPP K - hut is convalscent. Webfoot climate was not conduceiye to the health of Mr. Jones, but he hopes to hannmo himsfilf strain soon after re turning to the clime of sagebrush and sunshine. After seeing the ladies so gracefully and quietly walk up to the polls today and take a hand in the school election, the most pronounced anti-suffragist could not but admit that women are capable of aiding in guiding the affaire of state. They demonstrated that they could vote with as good grace as tbe - most accomplished professional politician and no doubt with fully as good judgment. Wallace McCamant acted in the capacity of chaperon to Senator and Mrs. Corbett as they passed up the road last night. He stood on the plat form of their private car, and at each station announced that Mr. and Mrs. Corbett were within. It is understood that McCamant's mission, to Washing ton is to secure the appointment as U. S. district attorney. : - Last Monday Jacob Farr attended a school meeting in District 90, on Wild horse Mountain, Umatilla county. When he returned home $12 which he had left in a pocket of a pair of trous ers hidden under the bedclothes in his house was missing. A boy, ' Boss" Banister, was suspected of the crime, and frightened into restoring the money, which he had hidden under a tree. The wagon-bridge across the North Santiam, the diyiding line between Marion and Linn counties, st Gates, which was washed out by -last winter's flood, is to be replaced. At a joint meeting of the two county courts in Albany, the contract for -its construc tion was awarded to J. E. McCoy, his bid being $1,237. The bridge is to be a standard truss 174 feet long. The announcement yesterday morn ing that H. W. Corbett had been ap pointed senator by Gov. Lord called forth considerable comment in The Dalles, especially among the republi cans. Some were pleased, some ens pleased, but none appeared better sat isfied than Col. Sinnott. Mr. Corbett is an old friend of the colonel, and he is pleased to see him thus honored. The county court of Klamath county Wednesday accepted the proposition of the bondsmen of W. E. Howe, the de faulting treasurer, to settle with the county in full payment of the judgment against them in the sum of $3500. The bondsmen were granted 60 days in which to make settlement. The amount will be paid in county scrip, except the school fund portion, which will be paid in cash. the pressure that is being brought to bear upon him. The hungry office holders around Salem will bj so per sistent that the governor will be forced to convene the legislature as a means of self defense. To cure a cold in one day take Lax ative Bromo Quinine Tablets. ,AU druggists refund tht money if it fails Jiocure. 25 cents. For sale by Blakely & Houghton. It was remarked by all who attended the minstrels at the Vogt last night that the' acoustic properties of the hall were bettor than common, and it is the general conclusion that all that is necessary to make the sound all right is to fill tho hall with people. N. O. Cederson, of Milwauke, made a business visit to The Dalles yesterday, returning on this morning's train. Mr. Cederson finds many old friends and acquaintances in The Dalles, who are always ready to grasp him by the hand and welcome him to his former borne. Rhodes Fish, the genial old colored gentleman who presided over the cul inary department at Shibbe's hotel, took a vacation today, and went across the river to celebrate his 59th anniver sary with his old friend, Wm. Gilmore, whom he used to know down in Old Virginia. Last night Watchman Wiley gathered eight youths into the fold, and held them in custody until about 11 o'clock. They were youngsters who were out later than the ordinances of the city allow. The city officials pro pose to see that lads are oS the streets after dark. They are so small that the most sen sitive persons take them, they are so effective that the most obstinate cases of constipation, headache and torpid liver yield to them. That is why De Witt's Little Early Risers are known . i r i : . . r. . : 1 t l : : . , T-: ersly Drug Co. Ex-Senator Joseph N. Dolph is In i most critical condition at his home in Portland, and there is about one chance in five for his recovery. Yes. terday he submitted to the amputiation of his left leg just above the knee, that treatment having been determined the only possibility of saying his life from blood poisoning caused by a gangrened gore on his left foot. The operation was performed by Drs. F.Cauthorn, K, A. J. McKenzie and J. Clifford. Mr, Dolph rallied from the operation, but is still in a precarious condition. A Nest Calendar. There are many varieties of calen dars being distributed this year. Some are works or art out large, wniie others are small, neat and handy. To the latter class belong the ones being handed out in this section by the Wis consin Central lines. They are just the size for the desk and may be had by addressing Mr. Jas. C. Pond, Gen eral Passenger Agent, Milwaukee, Wis., or Mr. Geo. S. Batty, Gen'l Agent, 246 Start St., Portland, Or. The Wisconsin Central trains run be tween St. Paul or Minneapolis, and Milwaukee or Chicago and close con nections are made with all trains to and from these points. Its dining car service if strictly what posted travelers want and prices are very moderate. Your nearest ticket agent will provide you tickets on application over this favorite route fcrad Petition Granted . At the March term of county court petitions for establishing county roads were granted as follow: H. C. Evans etal;-viewers, appointed J. H. Dukes, Joseph Wilson, J. P. Watson. W. F.Jackson, et al; viewers, Chris Dethman, SimpsonCopple,-Wm Ehrck. G. P. Crowell et al; viewers,E. L. Smith, W. A. Langill.T. C.Brosius. G. E. Lay et al; viewers, S. Cox, F. M. Jackson, S. Hobinson. Peter Hopke etal; viewers, Simpson Copple, V. Winchell, Wm. Ehrck. J. B. McGill et al; viewers, J. H. Shearer, J. R. Woodcock, M. Wing. The petition of W. R. Winans, ask ing $300 for improvements to roads, was disallowed, as was also the peti tion of R. Block et al, asking for the establishing of a new road district, THE CIT COUNCIL. Proceedings of tbe Regular Monthly Meeting The regular monthly meeting of the common council of Dalles City was held at the council chambers on Wednes day evening, March 3. Those present were Mayor Menefee and Councilmen Nolan, Johns, Saltmarshe, Kuck, Cnatnplin. Woods and Ross came in after council was called to order. Minutes were read aud approved. A petition was received from H. W. French, asking for the construction of a gutter or sewer on Fulton street, read and referred to committee on streets and public property. Petition from John S. Booth, for re bate in shating rink licence granted. The matter of house numbering was referred to the committee on fire and water. The committee on health and police, to which was referred the matter of ridding tho city of surplus dogs was given further time. . Councilman Nolan was excused from further attendance on the meeting. The regular monthly reports of. offi cers were read and warrants were or dered drawn fcr the payment of claims as reported by the marshal. On motion tbe marshal was author ized to expend the money collected from road tax on the approaches to the city. On motion the matter , of licensing laundries was referred to judiciary committee to report at next meeting. A special committee of three, con sisting of Councilmen Johns, Kuck and Thompson, was appointed to in vestigate tho matter of collecting city road tax, with power to employ an attorney if necessary. Claims were allowed as follows: C F Lauor, marshal $75 00 Geo C Brown, engineer 75 00 J J Wiley, night watch 60 00 G W Phelps, recorder 50 00 C J Crandall, treasurer 20 00 James Like, work on streets 33 60 J W Healy, " 30 40 J Hogan, li " 19 90 Wm Stoby, " " 13 30 J Malonev, " " 4 80 Calif rest, meals pris 4. 50 Columbia, meals pris 3 60 Mays & Crowe, radse 6 43 Dalles Lumber Co, lumber 10 40 H Clough, repair torches 2 50 H Kuck, repair hose cart. , 50 Gunning & Hookman, labor and mdse 2 25 Gutta Percha & Rubber Mfg Co, torches . ... 7 50 J Harper, light street lamps. ... 40 45 J W Blakney, hauling 4 25 Dalles Electric Light Co, lights 12 80 JJufur Menelee, preparing charter bill 50 00 P F Durham, hauling , 1 50 Dalles City water works, water.. 32 00 J B Goit, surveying 15 00 U IM iiurgett, asst surveying. ... I nu J B Eaton, " " 1 00 H Smith, " " 2 00 W H Butts, juror 1 00 J Doherty, " " 1 J M Patterson, " 1 C Blrchtorf, " 1 M Randall, " " 1 C W Dietzel, " 1 James Blakeney, witness 1 W H Vanbibber, " 1 Chas Jones, " " 1 50 W H Wilson, prof services JO 00 A M Lang, work on charter bill 25 00 J T Peters & Co, lumber, etc 32 00 John S Booth, rebate on license 10 00 scribe unbosomed his feelings with reference to the recent hold up at Salem. After expressing his views about all of Mitchell's opponents ia no very choice language, the Wallowa statesman turned his battery loose on Governor Lord, and. belabored him as follows: "I toll you sir. Lord was to blame for the whole damned business. (I mean by that the whole obstructed business and atr. talking about a mill dam, said Jennings parenthetically.) Lord could have effected organization had ho de sired. But he had the senatorial bug in his ear and lent his powerful in fluence to the position and kept advis ing them to hold out. Had he done as we wanted and called special elec tions to return members from the counties from which came the mem bers of the Davis house whose seats we declared vacant, the thing would have been accomplished. Lord has killed himself with his party. He can expect nothing from the populists or demo crats or free silver republicans, and we will lay for him from now on until tbe next campaign. At that time we propose to give the anti-Micchell re publicans a touoh of high life, and you just watch our motions. They will resemble a Kansas cyclone and - a Dakota blizzard all relied into one package. Our knives are out and we will koep them sharp from now on. "Damee sir, I tell you Governor Lord deserves the censure of all repub licans, for he prevented organization and put the republican party In a hole from which it will have a lively time scrambling." MOURNING. FOR SNAKES. Be Talcing 00 00 00 00 00 50 50 CORBETT MADK SENATOR. less-' accompanied by or having the . written consent of such minor's parent or guardian, during the following times, to-wit: Commencing one hour and 30 minutes after sunset on each ". day, and ending one hour and 30 minutes before sunrise on the follow ing day. Such an ordance would n t be a bad thing in The Dalles. was From Monday'saDally. Willard Vanderpool, of Dufur, in the city today. The surrounding hills were covered .with snow this morning. Hon. B. S. Huntington left this morning for Moro to attend circuit court. E. E. Savage, a prominent attorney and fruit grower of Hood River, is in KA - the city. JTett D. 1111 went to moro toaay ana will remain, there during the term of . circuit court. v' Dr. Lcnnenberg left last evening for Morband will be absent from the city the entire week. Mrs. R. Ei ' Moody, of Portland, is - " J t - - , ; ' and Mrs. W. H. Moody. - Fred Wilson and Ei Wmgate are .3 - expecieu vo sail irum nuuuiuiu uu iuc 4th. and will probably arriye home about the 17th. - Mrs. Louisa Schmidt, sister cf Frank Getz, of this city, died in Albina at 1 o'clock last night, and will be buried Wednesday afternoon. - T. F. Sturtevant Is again in the city renewing.old acquaintances and at the same time taking orders for paints, oils, etc., for Coburn, Tevis & Co. Prineville and Antelope are anxious for a telephone line connecting them -with The Dalles, and from all appear ances one will be established during the coming season. Plans and specifications for a public hall to be erected at Prineville the coming season maybe seen at this office. Contractors are requested to call and examine them. . "The remains of Charlie Hollet, who died Friday, were burled in the Odd Fellows cemetery yesterday. .Young Hollet was 18 years of age, and was an active worker in the Salvation Army. County Clerk Keisay is busy drawing warrants for the claimB allowed at the March term of county court, and wm Ifave them ready for delivery by noon for Sherman ' county this morning. Judge From Tuesday's Daily. F. A. Seufert came home today from Portland. Mr. and Mrs. T. J. Driver returned last night from Portland. This is lent, self-denial time; but most of us are already used to this self- denial business. Tygh Ridge boasts of considerable winter yet. Six inches of snow cover the hills and vales in that section. Prof. Love returned this morning to his home in Portland after finishing his engagement with the home min strels. Hon. Nineveh Ford, ex-congressman and an Oregon pioneer of 1843, died in Walla Walla yesterday, aged 81 years. Mrs. E. N. Drews went to Albina on the afternoon train to attend the fun eral of Mrs. Schmidt which takes place tomorrow afternoon. The predictions of Hix that March would bring storms seems to be coming true. Quite heavy snows are reported to the east of here as far as Snake river. Parties desiring to take passage on the boat or early morning train will always find delicious hot coffee and a substantial breakfast in readiness at the Baldwin The boys who took part in the mi strels last night have succeeded in get ting the burnt cork all off their faces and have settled down to business in their usual vocations. Wanted A captain for the Jacobsen transportation line. The engineer and pilot have been secured but as yet a captain has not been employed. Sal ary cuts no figure competence is de sired. The snows that have fallen sines Saturday have put a stop to plowing in most sections of the county. In the vicinity of Boyd three inches of snow fell Sunday and two inches more fell this morning. Miss Ella Cooper, teacher of the second grade in the public schools has been quite ill since last Thursday, and was taken so her home in , Dry Hollow yesterday. Her place in the school room is filled at present by Miss Cath erine Martin. If the appointment of Senator Cor bett is confirmed, which it very likely will be, there will be nothing to pre vent the organization of the legislar ture should. Governor Lord rail an extra session.,: This he will probably do, for no human cau longwithatand Who Said So. The man who said that the hardest part of an eastern trip came after leav ing tne Mississippi river, never jour neyed between Minneapolis or St. faul to Milwaukee or Chicago, over the lines of the Wisconsin Central, for the accommodations oyer this route are unsurpassed, the connections are close, thus doing away with vexatious delays. The dining car service is the remark of- all travelers who go this way. A good square meal at reason able prices. For particulars address Geo. S. Batty, General Agent, 246 Stark Sc., Portland, Or., or James C Pond, General Passenger Agent, " Mil waukee, Wis., or apply to your nearest ticket agent. or Over Fifty 1 ears. An Old and Well-Tried Rem edy. Mrs. Wuisiow's Soothing Syrup has been used for over fifty years by millions or mothers lor tneir children while teething, with perfect success It soothes the child, softens the gums. allays all pain, cures wind colic, and is tne best remedy lor diarrhoea. Js pleasant to the taste. Sold by drug gists in every part of the world. Twenty-five cents a bottle. Its value is uncalculable. ' Be sure and ask for Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup, and take no other kind. Uovernor Lord Appoints Him to Fill the Vacancy. The Oregon legislators wrangled for 45 days over the U. S. senatorship, and were then unable to agree upon whom that honor should be thrust, but it re quired only about that many minutes for Governor Lord to make a selection. Last Saturday the goyernor went to Portland, and after a consultation be hind closed doors with Hon. Henry W. Corbett lasting about an hour, de livered to him tbe commission which is to make Mr. Car bett-United States senator, to fill the place made vacant by the expiration of the term of Sena tor Mitchell. Henry W. Corbett needs no introduc tion to the people of Oregon. He came to Portland in 1851, and since that time has been prominently before the people of Oregon for almot-t half a century. Mp. Corbett is 70 years of age, still ia possested of all his men tal faculties, though physically ia con siderably broken down. He . re presented Oregon in tho U. S. senate from 1867 to 1873, and was an active, enerpetic member. He is one of the wealthiest men In the state, his for tune being measured by the millions, and he is connected with various bank ing and 'transportation enterprises. For years he has been vice-president of the First National bank of Portland and at present director of the O. R. & N. Co., president of the Savings & Trust Co., and is president and one of largest stockholders in the Hotel Portland, besides being largely inter ested in the Oregon Transfer Co., the Portland Cordage Co., and numerous Portland street car lines. The new senator nrssed through The Dalles last Dlgbt in a special car at tached to the east-bound overland, and expects to reach Washington in time to file his credentials with tho senate od tbo flrst day of the special session ol congress which convenes next Monday. New England Reptiles Mast Their Vacation. Whenever you say: "This is a splen did season" to the Boston Journal's snake editor, he shakes his head sor rowfully and remarks: "Not a bit of it. It's the worst season on record." "Why, didn't you see the other day that rattlesnakes had appeared a. Exeter, N. H.?" he was asked by an in quirer. "What of that?" was the reply. "Would you consider that that was worth being compared with the story from the west about the man who went down into an abandoned mine and killed one hundred and thirty three rattlesnakes, drank a quart of whisky and earned one hundred dollars in less than an hour?" And the snake editor's eyes fairly glistened at the thought of the ad venture. "Don't you remember the eight-foot snake found out at the Back Bay?" "What is an eight-foot snake in Bos ton to be compared with the big ser pent stories coming from other parts of the country. Ihere was the boa con strictor who escaped from a cage and hid in a sewer." "Oh, that was old." "No; that happened in Washington, ana is voucneu lor. 'men there was the duel between two jealous boa con. strictors in a Brazilian forest, and the two different stories about men barely escaping being swallowed by pythons, and the educated black snake which milked a cow, and the man who caught eight ground hogs and was attacked by blacK snakes and had to throw the ani mals away to appease the reptiles. J. his was a long sentence and the snake editor had to pause for breath, but before the questioner could get in a query, he resumed the catalogue. Ihen there was the reappearance of the sea serpent in the Pacific ocean, and the man who eats rattlesnakes in preference to spring chickens, and the snake charmer who was being photo graphed with his pets, when they went on a strike and demolished the estate lishment. I had almost forgotten the two cases of people on tho California coast who were seized by shall I say ocotpuses or octopi? and almost killed, No, this has been a splendid season for snake stories in every section of the country but New England, and it is enough to drive an enterprising snake editor west, where there is something to do. jscw England lan t in it. And with that the disheartened snako editor mournfully wended his way to wara a piace wnere ne could go In training for seeing snakes as much aa he liked. SIGNING THE DECLARATION. J I many other aliments when they have taken hold, of the system, never gets better of its own accord, but Constantlv orotcs tcoree. There are thousands who know they have a defective heart, but will not admit the fact. They don't want their friends to worry, and Don't know vluit to talte for it, as they hare been told time and again that heart disease was incurable. Such was the case of Mr. Silas Farley of Dyesville, Ohio who writes June 19, 1894, as follows : "I had heart disease for US years, my heart hurting me almost continually. The first 15 years I doctored all the time, trying several physicians, and remedies, until my last doctor told tne it was only a question of . time as I coo Id not be cured. 1 gradually grew worse, very weak, and completely dis- coaraged, until I lived, propped half up in bed, because 1 couldn't lie dotcn not sit up. Think ing my time 'had come I told my fam ily what I wanted done wnen I was But on the first day of March on the recommendation of Mrs. Fannie Jones, of Anderson, Ind., I commenced taking Dr. Miles' Seu Cure for the Bear and wonderful to tell, in ten days I was working at light work and on March 19 com menced framing a barn, which is heavy work, and I hav'nt lost a day since. I am 56 years old, 6 ft. bi inches and weigh 230ibs. I believe I am fully cured, and I am now only anxious that everyone shall know of your wonderful remedies." Dyesville, Ohio. Silas Fablzt. gone. A Ninety-Story Building. Upon learning that a Paris syndic ite had been formed with the determina tion of making a financial success of the Eiffel tower, a New York arch tect, t . 1. Camp, sat down and drew plans fora tower building that would eclipse the Eiffel tower in business possibilities and outdo anything yet built in thiscountry. The Eiffel Tower Syndicate of Paris has a working capi tal of 5,000,000 franc3. Jt proposes to cover the Eiffel tower with a shell of red terra cotta, making it into a building of regulation appearance, re- margaDie only ior its ueigbt, the en tire structure to be devoted to office suits. The New Ycrk "Eiffel Tower" build ing requires a capital of $12,000,000 for the building alone, and $3,000,000 for the ground. Its purpose is also that of an office building. This building, while it may not oc cupy a plot more than 200 feet square, will extend with perfect safety up to a height of 1000 fuet in the air. It ia 00 stories tall. From various places along the build ing strong steel ropes will form guys reaching a block or so away, and firm ly fastened to the . elevated railroad structure or other available objects. These are expected to save tbe build ing should a heavy wind strike it. BOASTED THE tJOVERNOB. Dr. Miles Heart Cure is sold on a positiTO guarantee that tbe first bottle will benefit. All druggists sell it at CL 6 bottles for 55 or It will be sent, pre wild, on receipt of price by the Dr. Miles Medical 0&, Elkhart, Ind, Dr. Miles' Heart Cure Restores Health Representative i Jennings of Wallowa Blames Lord With Everything. - Hon. C. E. Jennings of Wallowa county, one of the members of the Benson house who was arrested in Portland by Sorgeant-at-Arms Holman recently, as he was leaving the metropo lis for his home, was interviewed the other day by a" reporter of - th East Oregonian on the train between Pen dleton and Walla Walla, and to the Files Pestered the .Fathers of the Repub lic as They Created It. Jefferson was fond of telling a story which illustrates in a forcible manner the importance that absurdly insignifi cant matters may sometimes assume, says the Philadelphia Press. When the deliberative body that gave the world the declaration of independence was in session its proceedings were conducted in a hall close to which was situated a livery stable. The weather was warm. and from the stable came swarms of flies that lighted on the legs of the honorable members and, biting through the thin silk stockings then in fashion, gave infinite annoyance. It was no uncommon sight, said Jeffer son, to see a member making a speech with a large handkerchief in hand and pausing at every moment to thrash the flies from his thinly-protected calves. The opinion of the body was not unan imous in favor of the document, and under other circumstances discussion might have been protracted for days, if not weeks, but the flies were intoler- able, Efforts were made to find another hall, free from the pests, but in vain. As the weather became warmer the flies grew worse, and the flapping of handkerchiefs was heard all over the hall as an accompaniment to the voices of the speakers. In de spair at last some one suggested that matters be hurried so that the body might adjourn and get away from the mes. 1 here were a few mild protests, but no one heeded tham, the immortal declaration was hurriedly copied and, with handkerchiefs in hand fighting flies as they came, tho members hast ened up to the table to Bign the authentic copy and leave the flies in the lurch. Had it not been. for the liv ery stable and its inmates there is no telling when the document wonld have been completed, but it certainly would not Pave been signed on the Fourth, X&E UOMK MINSTKEL8. They Made a Uooil Hit and Amused the Audience. Dalles playgoers will ever have pleasant recollections of the entertain ment given by tho Commercial and Athletic Club's minstrels at the Vogt last night. There was fun from be ginning to end, and not a single hiich to check interest in the show. - The hall was filled to overflowing, and when the first number came on there was scarcely standi ug room. The fun was begun by the appear ance of Hampshire and Hartnctt, in Irish characters, and so well did they amuse tho audience that they were called back the third time. They took off the Celtic so well, had not their hearers known otherwiso they would have declared the two comedians were just over from the Emerald Isles. Af ter tho customary vegetable boquets had been presented to those accom plished commedians, Harry Morso, in the character, "Madam Hotstuff," gave a skirt dance that was heartily encored. Then Arthur Clarke and Will Crossen appeared on the stago in German characters, taking oil n boy and girl just over from "My Fodder Land," and had Emperor William been privileged to have gazed upon them he certainly would have claimed them as his subjects. They were called ba;k and executed a waltz that was not altogether graceful but most amusing, and merited the bog net of cabbage thai was sent up from the gallery. At the close of their dance tbe cur tain fell, but before it appeared a most bashful girl in bloomers, who chose the euphonious cognomen of "Cissy Sideways." She was six feet long, blushing damsel, bedecked in flashing colors, and it was some time before the crowd could realize that the smil ing uamsel was none ether than the rising young attorney, Nick Sinnott. Nick told all about how "we lauies do at theclub," and sang "My Mama Told Me So." most charmingly, and fully merited the head of cabbage that was presented, though he got even on the donor by stating that the boys all lost their hearts on girls like him but this was the first one to lose his head ex hibiting tho cabbage head. When the audience haif ceased laugh ing at "Miss Sideways." Prof. R. Harry Lonsdale appeared, and after wasting five minutes in getting tbe 20 yards of glove off his left hand, deliv ered a lecture on the money question that made the ablest financiers in the city scratch their heads, and wonder if he got all his information from "Coin's Financial School." Before the logic of Prof. Lonsdale's lecture had been fairly weighed, the "four new coons in town" Arthur and Charlie Clark, John Hampshire and John Hartnett gave an ocular demonstration of the little pleasantry of relieving a hen roost of its fruits. Then Prof. Love gave a lovely little song, and responding to an encore gave what he called a "ter pentine" dance, a most graceful move ment. - The first half of tbe entertain ment closed with an encounter between "Corbett" and "Fitzsimmons," In which the latter was knocked out com pletely. While the scenes were being changed, Prof. Birgf. Id's select orches tra rendered "Life on the Mississippi" ; and when the curtain again raised, the 26 minstrels were discovered in ebony black with N. J. Sinnott as interlocu tor, Frank French and John Hamp shire as right end men, Arthur Clark and John Hartnett on the left. The looal gage Dorpctrateil by the eud men were well received, and the songs that were rendered by the special attrac tions were exceptionally well received, and each called for a hearty encore which was promptly responded to by each of the singers. The musioal program rendered by the minstrels was as follows: Whistling Cho -us Entire Company ia urniuc uy iue .Lrtrciric ftoau Jtilm TTnrtnf.1.t. Lullaby Chas. C'iaiks My tai lsa Highborn L.ady" Frank French Thursday" will Crossen 'Since the Coons Learnt to do the Hootchee Danee" Arthur niarkn "Handicap" "BoomsHi" Ucppner 'Honey, Dpes Yer Lave Ver Man" John TTiimnshlrA Comicalities Rufus iovb Orond Finale By the Entire Company P. Morgan, 178; E. ClerkGeorge Jacobsen. 113. It is to be hoped and is confidently expected the new officers will be as ef ficient as tho ones they will succeed. If so tne affairs of The Dalles schools will receive close attention indeed, and will not suffer from lack of care on tho part of the 6chool board. Dur ing the past three years, Mr. Kinersly. ua director, has devoted much time to attending to the affairs of the school district, and has been a careful and painstaking official, and the. retiring clerk, Mr. Jacobsen, by bis careful at tention to the business of the district and activity in makiag the enumera tion, has been beyond question the best clerk tho district has ever had. Both gentlemen retire from office with credit to themselves and with the as surance that they have performed their duties faithfullv. Calls the Bet. It ia a fact I make the best photo graphs in The Dalles, and to make a new spring display will give a free sit ting and one picture until March 15. D. D. Wilder, Opposite Mays & Crowe's. . Laxative Bromo Quinine Tables moves the bowels gently, relieves tho cough, cures tha feverish condition and the headache, making it the best and quickest remedy for coughs, colds and la grippe: cures in one da v. "No Cure no pay." Price 25 cents. For sale by AJiaseiey JiOUffnton. uruggists. For Trade. Real estate in Portland, near Mount Tabor, for real estate in The Dalles or good range horses. For details call on G. W. Rowland Tho Dalles. gaaairiw : s if! " '-f'-lmi iiiilr" This is the very best Smokingl Tobacco I made. BSackwell's Genuine Too will find one coupon Inside each S oance baf and two coo pons inside each 4 ounce bag. Buy a bag, road tbe coupon acd aea now to get your share of $30,009 In presents. fai...mumna Alpee Sale I have for sale the following de scribed property belonging to the es tate of M. and L. A. Hendrlc3on, in solvent aeotors: good milch cow. 4 head young mares, unbroke. 1 span black mares, well broke. 1 spau sorrel horses, well broke 1 gentle saddle horse. 1 large work mule. 2 yearling colts. 1 large black stallion 1 good second-hand wagon. 1 second-hand buggy. 1 second-hand mower and hav rake. 1 patent hay press. 1 large second-hand organ, in ... o good condition. I will sell all or any uortion of the said property cheap and on easy terms. L. S. DAVIS, Assignee. At J. L. Story's law office, The Dalles, in uregon. THE. ICary House Bar Prineville, Oregon. CLUMSY DANCERS. A School Hcnent. . On Saturday evening, March 20, the Macculloch Literary Society will give ItM Kaiser Forced to Bar Tliem at perlal Interta!omcnt. Clumsiness in dancing has for a long time been regarded as a most unpap- qonable sin at the various royal and imperial courts of Europe, where the highly-polished and parquetted floors of the palaces and the spurs which form part and parcel of every full- dress uniform render waltzing a mat ter of some danger. At Berlin acci dents of this character are said by Vogue to have been so frequent until a year ago that shortly after Christmas fcmperor William summoned tho geni era! commanding the various troops stationed in and around Berlin and in structed him to direct those officers who were not able to dance properly to abstain from attempting to do 6o at imperial entertainments. Since then young officers are nut through their paces by their seniors and are obliged to display a certain proficiency in pas seuls around the nicssroora billiard table before being allowed to dance at court. On one occasion a court ball at Berlin a young cavalry subaltern incurred the anger of the late Prince Frederick Charles by tripping np his partner. The prince assailed the young officer so bitterly that the late Emperor Frederick, then only crown prince, was obliged to intervene. At the Viennese court, a young secretary pi the Roumanian legation once fell so unfortunately while dancing with one of the archduchesses that he came down in a sitting position on her face. causing ner llapsburg nose to bleed. It is scarcely necessary to add that he left Vienna the next day. and. a week later, obtained his transfer to another post. The duke of Aosta. nephew 'of King Humbert of Italy, broke his ankle last winter whiln Presided over by Joe Hinkle. Carries the best brands Wines, Liquors I Cigars When in that city call on Joe. Latest Style Lowest Profits : In Mens and Boys : Clothing, Dry Goods, MENS FUBNISKIKGS. : Mm 0LLEG PORTLAND OREGON - KA Full English Course. french nd german. BUSINESS BRANCHES. BOOKKEEPING, SHORTHAND, TELEGRAPHY. BDARD1KC BEPARTrtEHT-'LAtltS Fl'lllt BOXeS of Klickitat Pine AT PRICES TO SUIT THE TIMES. reacn coxes $o uu per Uantaiope Urates 9 50 per Lumber and Building Materials at proportionate prices. 100 100 ROWE & CO. A T COST. . . -sEverything in Our Store That is, we will sell you anything in our line, at just what it wiil cost you to buy it. Of course we won't sell it at what it costs us. We couldn't live if we did. But our prices are right, and so are our eoods Como and see; or if-you can't come, ring us up. 'Phone 62. Ho. 176 Second St. NEW VOG'r BLOCK. Blakeley & Houghton 75 Second Street - - The Dalles, Oregon UTj-innj-LruTJinrinnnjx Country and mail orders will receive prompt attention HONEST VALUES IN : : Boots and Shoes c. F. STEPHENS 134 Second Street. Next Door to the Dalles National Bank GAINS THE" "HUNSON" - TYPEWRITER In Books. Stationery Musical Instruments J Writing In Slirht 7 Z.-P'-? -t v..- -vi j y ajj.'; .3.1 i.-v Is "The Best"-Writing Machine The hf trh fSt imirlA. Rt.fin1aiw1 nt nvnoManxa voncrouea Dy no trust or com nine. "Jacobsen 3ook $ Mus'c C- The "Munson" rjossesses manv distinct nnints wi ikivbuiuko over an ocaer writing maonmes. The most durable of alL Address (or catalogue. THE MCI. SON TYPEWRITER Co., 240-244 W. Lake St.. - - Chicago, Ills A. A. BROWN SHROPSHIRE E1MS. Largest Mutton Ram Breeding Farm in America Strong:, vigorous animals now ready for shipment. Carload lots for range use a specialty. "White for prices. H. FOXt j, WooSside Farm. Oregon, Wisconsin. ' .THE DALLES NURSERIES. -R. H. WEBER, Proprietor.- FULL ASSORTMENT THE DALLES - - Oregon an entertainment at Liberty snhool I waltzing- at a ball srivpn at Borne bv ue popular mme. le lilait, the wife of tbe .Belgian minister at Washine-ton. and, a few weeks before the tragedy at jueyerung, tne now widowed Crown rnncess btepnanie had a nastv fall. due to the gaucherie of a cavalry offir cer witn wnom she was waltzing. Em peror Francis Joseph was much an noyed, and so, too, was the late Crown Prince Rudolph, who spoke his mind in no measured terms to the culprit. Far more polite was Emperor Na poleon III., when at a Tuileries ball, a middle-aged officer and his fair part ner came to grief. As the mortified lancer scrambled to his feet, the em peror kindly extended a hand to helD nim ana, turning to the lady.remarked: "Madam, this is the second time that I have seen the colonel fall: the first time it was on tbe battle field of Ma genta." " ' ' -: J The Bchool Election. Considerable ltterast was taken la tho election held yesterday for direc tor and clerk of district No. 12, and a comparatively fall vote was recorded. The principal contest was for the clerk ship, though the best of feeling ex isted between contestants. The total vote cast was 278, about one fourth of which was by ladies. The vote resulted as follows: Director G. A. Liebe, 218; G. C. Eshelman, 60, house, near Boyd. The proceeds arising from an admission fee of 10 cents, will be used to purchase an organ for the school house. Following is the pro gram: Sonc. "Tho Little Drawn r;hiir-h" Opening Address By the President ouuB. a spanisa uavituer" Recitation Hattle Steinwola Solo. , Roy Selleck "ukuj , iour L.nue CJirls Recitation ,, Esta Bolton Iet Mrs. Haverley and Bessie Hastings Recitation Dennis McCoy I'uett Mr. nn,l Mrs niscrls Dialogue Sassy Sam and Susie Long ncvirauuu itose wuson Sonar Bertha Underwood neoiiaiion Flnssta Afkinsnn Recitation Irvinx Underwood Solo B. E. Selleck I ire-eater ana Human U-.is-well. Geo. Howlett and A. Bohna etone. inree uiacK urows" Jingle six Boys Song.. i ...Grandma's Vacant Chair i- aree. A Box or Monkeys' Song, "Good Night urn m mm, AND PROVISIONS, Special Prices to Gash Buyers 170 SECOND STREET, FRUIT. SHADE ORNAMENTAL TBEES GRAPE VINES Small Fruits. - 'ROSES AND SHRUBBERY o regon Bakery ahd .O-A-IETEj A. KELLER, Prop'r. Baciuen a Arnica Halve. The best salve in the world for cuts bruises, sores, ulcers, salt rheum, fever sores, tetter. chaDped hands, chil blains, corns and all skin eruptions. and positively cures piles,-or no pay reoulred. , It is guaranteed to eive perfect satisfaction or money refunded. Price 25 cents Der box. For sale by Blakeley & Hougrbton. . Am prepared to furnish families, hotels and restaurants with the eholoest Br wi, Cakes and Pies. FriSh Oysters Served Every Style. in Second Street, next door to Dalles National Panic The Use Peerless Eau de Quinine Hair Toruo soothing: and invigorating- to Che scalp; prevents dandruff. Pre pared only by Blakeley & Houghton. One Minute is all the time necessary to decide from personal experience that One Minute Cough Cure does what iis name implies. Snipes-Kin ersly Drujr Co. Remember. Our Trees are Grown Without Irrigation SEND FOR CATALOQUE. 1 a ' C Monarch mixed Paints A PURE LINSEED OIL PAINT NO WATER NO BENZINE NO BARYTES MANUFACTURED BY THE Senour Manufacturing Co, of Chicago- For sale by Jos. T Peters & Co, agents for Serour's Monarch Floor an Carriage Pa'nt3