SATURDAY. .MAY 9, 1896 ITEMS IN BRIEF. ' From Wadnesday's Dally. Mr.I. Jacobs, of Portland, ia lathe city today. :'1 Mr. Kretzer's family arrived last 1 afght from Portland. - .. CapC. A. S. Blowers, of Hood River, is registered at the Umatilla. i . - . Mr. T. J. fersiDB, rcyic33i..u Bradatreet a fiiercantut k""-ji ." ' the city. - Mr. James Plerson, a prominent stock raiser of "Waterville, Wash., is in the city. Marriage license was issued today to Mr. John L. Northup and Mis9 Mary M. Hunter. "'j Miss Nellie Allen is quite ill with pneumonia at the residence of her sister, Mrs. jonn t-arrots. The frost that was predicted yestee day was prevented by a good, stiff ; Eastern Oregon breeze from making its appearance this morning. Mr. Harry Miller and wife arrived ';kt.ra laafe nJcrht from San Francisco. :-and are going- to Waterville, Wash., - where Mr. Miller will engage In buai - neea. . A special session of commissioners' court is being held today to transact . f . I . 1J wnm ousiness-tn&fi was carneu uci iwui last term. All the members o the .court are in attendance. - rreparasions are aviag uiauo iur uuo commencement exorcieea at the high -TYVI til I . 1 .3 .. v from the school this year. . It is stated on good authority, says the Astorian, that about 200 gamblers and all-round toughs have recently ar rived In Astoria from Portland and Other cities from which they have been - shutout. -. Mr. Jake Gulling and wife, of La ' - Grande, are visiting in the city. Mr. Gulling is one of the oldest engineers on the O. R. & N. line, and has .many - friends from one end of the road .to the other. , . Mr. Carl Peetz, one of the substan tlal farmers ' of. Sherman county, is in the city today. Mr. Peetz has 300 - acres of Summer-fallow seeded to fall wheat this year, and says his fall grain , prospects well. ' - Justice A. J. Brig-ham, of Dufur, is in the city. Mr. Brlgham, though a staunch republican, is a firm advocate of the white metal, and predicts a . I sweeping victory for free-silver candi dates in the coming election. Some time since S. R. Husbands sold his farm at Husband's landing to E. J. Weddlesworth, of Butte, Mont. Mr. Weddlesworth and family arrived here yesterday and left on the Regulator - uus morning jur tneir new nuine. At the court house today Sheriff Driver sold lots 7 and 8 in Bigelow . addition, under an execution Issued out of the circuit court in the case of Colter vs Taylor et al. The lots were bid in at $700 for B. A. Osgood, of New York. Some hard-hearted, light-flDgered ' gentleman has 'been robbing Wallace Farghar's sheep camp at the forks of Mill Creek, taking provisions, etc., and leaving the herder to rustle for "grub" when he returns in the evening from the range with bis flocks.: Patronize ' home industry is s safe principle in ail. things, even in the selection of a cigar, hence smokers are reminded that it is not & violation of good taste to call for the product of The Dalles olrar factorv when deair lng to enjoy the solace afforded by a ' fine Havana. . . Hon. A. S. Bennett, democratic nominee for congressman In the second district,,, addressed the citizens of ... Athena on the political issues of the day at the schools house last night. Judge Bennett is a man of good, sound sense and made many friends while here. Athena News. , o . - The traveling public knows a good V. f w nrknn It aaaa it-. nA tkta la wtin HUtue n UUU AW DVO lira IUU VUU AO VVUT the Regulator line is so unanimously patronized by those who desire to spend a pleasant day on the river. 'i-na nno.ro fa rn ttt j n cr a. rrnnn isr, rT passengers each trip and last night the ' Regulator arrived with sixty-five pas sengers on board. .The Commercial Club's committee on manufacturing have been quite busy this week securing leases of the supposed coal fields In the eastern part of the city, and have about. perfected arrangements . for commencing pros pect work. They have met with such general encouragement thus far that they are confident nothing will occur to prevent their developing the hidden treasure. .' The Columbia has started on a rise' tnac is ui las permanent ana win jineiy not subside until late in the summer. The tiver Is now nearly fifteen feet mense amount of snow ia the Rocky mountains, which owing to the lateness of the season will all come out at once, very high water may be expected, Yti-tiir1 ViAa.k naarl V 4.o ra rt a - second edition of the flood of '94, since conditions are not now - similar to what they were two years ago. George Baker, a tramp, broke Into the noma of W. JN. Savage, about a mile and a half from McCleay, Sunday, and took away some flour, bacon, a knife and tin pan. .The premises are In charge of Nelson Taylor, and when he returned and found the articles missiBg, he tracked Baker to a canyon near by, found him and turned him pver to Judge Brower. Baker was given 30 days In the county jail. He . claimed to be a hard-working man, that he could not find work, and stole the things becauje he was hungry. From Thursday's Dally. Mr. John Cowdell, of Antelope, is in the city. . Mr. and Mrs. L. Rice, of Endersby, were in the city today. ' The entire county court was out to Mill creek today looking after county toads. Mr. W. O. Hadley returned today to his home at Antelope after spending a week in the city. William Nichols went to Hood River this morning and will engage in farming at that place. Yesterday a error was made in stat ing that oounty court had met in special . session. This is the regular May term. Mr. E. Jacobsen left this afternoon for a. business trip into the country and will be absent from the City a week or ten days. . . Mr. A. J. Brlgham will speak at the following times and places on the sub ject of free coinage of silver: Union . . . . . i M.; Wamic, Monday, May 11, at I P. M.; Kingsley, Tuesday, May 12 Hon W. H. Moor, of Moro, repuhli can nominee for joint senator scnooi nouso, ssaturday, May 9, at 2 Wasco, Sherman and Gilliam counties ia in the city. Mrs. A. B. Andrews, who has been visiting Mrs. Thomas Hanlan in thU city, returned to her home at the Locks this morning. . Two pale-faces were scalped and properly bedecked with the war paint and feathers of both degrees at the Red Men's tent last night. Several loads of wool were brought across the river from the Washington side yesterday and stored in the D. P & A. N. Co's. warehouse.. Mr. J. S. Messinger, propullst somt nee for joint representative of Wasco and Sherman counties, was in the city last night, an1 left on the Regulator this morninf for Hood River. Six car loads of Wasco county sbcep were shipped from R. E. Saltinarshe & Co's. stocK yards today, two loads going to Tacomi and four to Trout- dale. They were shipped by D. P. Ketchum. Miss Fannie Condon, daughter .of Prof. Thomas Condon of the Stat University, has been visiting the family of her uncle, Hon. J. B. Condon, in this city the past week. Miss Con don left this morning for her home at Eugene. The horse used on the Roakland Dairy's delivery wagon is becoming an expert at running- away. Only a few days since it gave an.exhibition of its qualities, and this morning took a spin Into the country, going about four miles before it was captured. There does not seem to be much doubt about the fact that the congres sional fight really lay a between J udge Northup, the gold standard candidate, and Judge Bennett, the democratic nominee, with the chances in favor of the latter. La Grande Chronicle. Light weights have been placed at a disadvantage on the streets today. The Eastern Oregon zephyrs that have been stirring around at the rate of something less than 1000 miles an hour have been too frolicsome for anybody but a 200,-pounder to with stand. Rev. J. H. Wood received a telegram today informing him that the Critten ton evangelical meetings would not be opened in this city until May 23. Evangelist Crittenton is arousing much religions interest in Pendleton, and his meetings there will continue until the 20th. . The Red Men of this city are making, extensive preporations for observing Tammany day, which will be on the evening of Wednesday, May 13. A splendid musical programme will be rendered, and an abundance of corn and venison will . be supplied. All braves and their families are expected to be present. ! The coommissioner of the general land office has rendered a decision in the contest case of D. J. Cooper vs. Thomas Walsh, covering- homestead entry No. 3585 for the ni nel and ni nwi sea 29, 1 2 n, r 15 e, located in this county, sustaining the decision of the local land office and' holding the entry of Walsh intact. Mr. S. E. Van Vactor, accompanied by his wife and baby, arrived today from Goldendale, and will become a permanent resident of the city. Mr. Van Vactor has rented rooms over T. A. Van Nordea's jewelry, store in the Hough ten building, where he will open a law office. Mr.. V. is a bright young attorney and will be a valuable addi tion to he leal fraternity of the city. A drowning man would have little use for a ; method of rescue which would require days. ' A dyspeptic doesn't want to bother with a remedy that is going to take weeks to show its benefljial effects. ' The Mount Lebanon Shakers are offering a product under the nam 3 of Shaker Digestive Cordial which yields i nmedia'e relisf. The very first dose proves, beneficial in most oases; and it is owing to their unbounded confi dence in it, that , they have put 10 cent sample bottles oi the mirkat. These can be had through any drug gist; and it will repay the afflicted to invest the trifling sum ' necessary ta make a trial. The Shaker Digestive Cordial ro- llaves by resting the stomach and aid t ie digestion of fbod. Laxol is the best medicine for chil dren. Doctors recommend it in place of Castor Oil, From Jinaays' Dally. Mr. W. H. Means went' to Portland today. Mr. W. H. Zell, of Sherman county, is visiting in the city today, Mr. T. G. Heart, of Sherman county, was in the city thia morning en route to Tacoma. Today Samuel Lacsny, a hungarlan, filed his intention to become a citizen of the United States. . The strawberry crop in Hood river valley prospects well, but will be two weeks late, according to all reports. The Columbia river stood at 16 feet above low water mark today. This Is the highest point yet reached this year. T. A. Van Nprden, the watchmaker and jeweler, can be found in his new quarters . opposite A. M. Williams store. ' Miss Mary Cox, who has been visit ing friends in this city for ' several weeks, returned to her home at King sley this morning. Mrs. Parker and Mrs.'. La France, who have been visiting Mr., and Mrs. A. S. MaoAUister in this city, returned this morning to their home at Hood River. Wheat has again started on its course of travel from the vicinity of Kingsley. Several large wagon loads were re ceived at the Moody warehouse this morning. Mr. M. Calahan, of Tygh Ridge, was in the city last night. Mr. Calahan reports the crops looking well on the ridge, and a flattering prospect for an abundant yield. Eight Dalles horses will be taken to Heppner to contest for the purses hung by the Speed Association of that place during the racing season which begins on the 20th. The Regulator was pretty well loaded this morning with household goods belonging to J. D, Meddleswart, who recently arrived-' from Montana, and has purchased property at Mosier, The unfortunate woman, Ida Walters who is confined in the county jail as a witness against Landls, has one friend who- will stay by her to the last. Her father, George Robins, having heard other misfortunes, has come all the way from Texas to defend the erring daughter. He arrived here this morn 7:30 ing, and will remain until circuit at next term of court. "Wby will it require 2,000 years P. complete the locks?" Is a conundrum for tnas was given us today. The answer was "a day is as a thousand years to the Ltird, and there are two Days the locks." Business around the stock yards the past week has been very dull. shipment of oats and choD barley was received thi3 morning from Everett, Wash., and is now ready for the local market. numoer or .frinevuip's mer chants are receiving their ?prinffstock of merchandise, etc., for the coming season. This is pood proof that busi ness ia incre&siDg in that section of thecountrv. vvny enouia any retailer ser.d to Portland for supplies when he can iret his orders filled in The Dalles? The Wholesale Liquor store of Stubl lng & Williams cm fill all orders and their prices are right. farmers and freighters find the Skibbe hotel the most conveniont place in the, city. It is near to the warehouses, feed yards, etc., and gives the best 15-cent meals and 2-5-cent beds of any bouse in Oregon The roof of the new Vogt block will be finished in a few days. The interior of the building is also b"ing rapidly completed. The lower floor is about all laid, and the wires for the electric lights have been strung. Mr. E. Schanno, spent several days this week in and about Mosier examin ing the orchards in that section. He says the trees are generally in healthy condition, well loaded with . young fruit, and bid fair to yield an abundant crop. The Dalles City apd Moro stage line, Douglas Allen proprietor, leaves More on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays; leaves The Dalles Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays. Office . in Umatilla house. Passenger rates one way 91.50; round trip $2.50. An exchange says a shrewd father who wanted to break off the engage ment of bis daughter to a man of whom he did not aprove, didn't try to per suade her that he was false but just contrived to have them join the same church choir, and in less than a week they didn't speak. Rec&ntly a life size portrait of Gov ernor Lord was hunsr in the house of representatives at Salem.. Similar representations of each of Oregon's fourteen governor's are contained in the senate and house chambers, while the former chamber has a picture of the great Dr. McLaughlin, of the' Hudaon Bay Co. John Stewart will ship a trainload of cattle from Eugene some time between the first and middle of June. There are 1,000 head of the cattle, and they will be shipped to Joseph Roach, at Northfield, Minn. They are 1, 2, and 3-year old steers, and the' prices paid for them by Mr. Stewart were $8, $13 and $17 per head. . The cattle will probably be used in supplying the Northwest Indian reservations. Ben Brown, of Bums, Or., made the lowest bid in competition with Mis souri mulemen to furnish the govern ment with army mules for the depart ment of the Columbia, says the La Grande Chronicle. He has delivered 3G mules to the Vancouver barracks for inspection, which be feels sure will be accepted. Harney county, he saya, contains as large herds of as tine mules as can be found anywhere. ' Considerable excitement was occa sioned at the bUcka-nlthlng estab lishment of Lane Bros., in the East End this morning. A large American horse, standing 16 hands high, was taken to that place for the purpose of receiving a solid understanding-, but the, horse objected. After kicking all the tools and other obstacles, out of the shop he was finally placed Iu the horseshoer's "straight-jacket" and the irons, that were at one time straight pieces of . metal, were placed on his feet. Paper Money Galore. Col. N. B. Sinnott ia out squarely as a candidate for congress, and cards announcing bis candidacy are being distributed around the city bearing the legand: For Congressman : COLi. N. B. SINNOTT : Paper Money Speaking of his candidacy to a rep? resentatlve of this paper the Colonel said: "You see I spnt five years of my life in the mines of California, Ida ho and Nevada. I know from exper ience the hardships and dangers of the mining camp. I would avoid all these by abolishing the use of gold and sil ver as money and substituting paper Jn quantities sufficient to place every man above the reach of want. Thus the tens of thousands who are hourly endangering their lives in the mines could devote their energies to raising cabbages, turnips and potatoes. When my party gets into power I will have barrels of paper money on tap on every street corner with notices to the people to come and help themselves. Don't you think I'll carry the district on that layout? Of course I will. Free silver won't be in it any more." Scored the Old Parties. Hon. O. A. Patterson, the populist orator from Colorado, addressed a small audience at the court house in .this city Wednesday, occupying about two hours to define the- principles of the populist party and in scoring the old parties for their failure to administer government affairs acceptably to the people. Mr. Patterson devoted a con siderable portion of his time to dis cussing the money question, and gave what he claimed to be a resume of the financial legislation of the county for the past hundred years. He took the position that silver had. always been the btandard of value in this county prior to 1873, and could be made so to day by proper legislation, and if, after the gold was all driven out of circula tion, there be not sufficient silver with which to meet the demands of trade, he would have the government issue "certificates,' paper money, sufficient to meet all demands, and also to pay off the bonded indebtedness of the nation, though he did not explain how his 'certificates" would be redeemed, or what there would be back of them to cause them to circulate. Hla theor ies, to say the least, were wild and un tenable, though were in accord with the views of many of his hearers. Land Tranafer. Robert Rand and wife to Elizabeth Rand, lots 10, 17, 18, 20, 21, 22, 23 and 24, block 23, town of Hood River, $1,000. Geo. H. Barnett and wife to Joseph D. Kelley, sei sec 12, 1 1 a, r 14 e, $400. Samuel Husbands and wife to E. J. Middlesworth swj sei si swj lota 2 and 3. sec 23, 1 3 n, r 12 e, ni nei sec 5 1 2 n r!2e, $L A CHANCE FOB GOLDENDALE. the It May Tet Get Transportation Facilities Equal to a Railroad. Goldendale has been waiting for a railroad almost as long as The Dalles has for au open river to the sea; and to like The D.-Jles, when its fondest hopes at seemed almost to be rea!ized; they have vanished as if by magic. Pro for ject after project for building a rail A road into the fertile Klickitat valley haa fallen through, and the probability of one being built seems further re moved even than the completion of tne locks at the Cascades. But an in ventive genius, Mr. L. H. Campbell, a practical engineer, of Portland, has perfected a model for a series cf road wagons and a traction .engine that bids fair to solve the problem of furnishing transportation facilities for localities located as is Goldendale, and contem plates going to that city for the pur pose of laying his plan before the people of Klickitat county, with the proposition of forming a joint-stock company and putting his apparatus in use. Mr. Campbell Is in the city and has his model on exhibition at Snipes & Kinersley s drugstore. It consists of a number of trucks so coupled together that all keep in the exact track of the lead truck in rounding curves. Hither to the difficulty in operating a train cf road wagons drawn by traction engines has been ia keeping the wagons in line while rounding curves; each wagon would diverge from the track made by the engine, making a shorter circuit than the engine or the wa?on directly preceding it, Jhus rendering it impossible to travel over winding roads. . liy a peculiar system of coup ling, Mr. Campbell proposes to over come this difficulty. Both the forward and rear axles of the wagon are on a pivot, while the coupling is joined by a triangle in the center of the car by which the rear wheels are made to follow the track of the forward wheels no matter bow short the curve. He has also invented a.powerful traction engine with four drive wheels, similar to a railroad locomotive, which he be lieves will be able to draw a train of six or eight cars up an ordinary grade. The invention appears to be practi cable, and if it fills the expectation of the inventor, will revolutionize the system of transmitting freight where there are no railroads and where rail roads will never be built, as he be lieves be can move freight for one-half the cost of. hauling It with teams. His invention may result In furnishing a substitute for a railroad Into Klicki tat valley, and if taken hold of by the people of that section can be con structed in time to move their wheat crop this season. A Drank Man's Lack. It is an old. saying "that you can't kill a drunk man." and- the verifica tion of this statement was realized by the passengers on the east-bound over land which arrived here last night. While the train was speeding along at a lively rate about two miles west of Cascade Locks, the engineer was horri fied to see a man lying with his head on one of the rails, apparently asleep. Tostopthe engine before It reached the sleeping figure was impossible, but the train was brought to as sudden a standstill as possible, and the engineer and fireman climbed out of the cab ex pecting to find the mangled" form of a man underneath the cars. In this they were disappointed, for when they got back to where he was, he was scram bling up the side of the track protest ing against' having been so rudely awakened, though, for a wonder, he was not injured in-the least. He had been to the Cascades the day before, where-he had imbibed too freely and lain down to sleep off ' the effects of his spree, with his head resting on a bundle of clothes which he had placed on one of the rails. How the cow catcher knocked him away without killing him is a mystery, and can only be explained by the fact that he was drunk and a drunk man can'tbe killed. Better Than Gold. John D. McGowan, of Chinook, Wash., says he expects to witness the day when the Columbia rirer Chinook salmon product will reach 2,000.000 cases. This will be brought about hy regulating the season and by artificial propagation. Natural propagation will not do It, as more care will have to be taken of the spawn if the best re sults are to be obtained, The aband onment of spawn to its enemies and the natural hardships it is bound to encounter before young salmon can rustle for themselves la the principal drawback to propagation. Artificial help and supervision is what is needed, and Mr. McGowan says it is only a question of time when we will get it, J?he salmon of the Columbia is not only our choicest good fish, but a source of wealth far more desirable than gold or silver. - . Kootenai's Output. The value of the output for the Kootenai country for the present year has been variously estimated at from $5,000,00;) to $10,030,033. The latter sum would seem nearer the mark, saya the Spokesman-Review. The Slocan Star alone will ship ore and concen trates between the 1st of May and the 31st of December which run over $1,? 000,000. The, Hall mine should pro duce close to $1,000,000 this. year. This, with. jthe. product of the. Trial Creek mines, and the other minea in the Slocan, which are every month In creasing their product, and the North Star mine, which has contracted for the delivery of 5000 tons this year, will make an amwunt which will crowd $10, 000,000 pretty closely. For tb Sake of Humanity. Candidates for congress in this dis trict are respectfully notified that they may expect a formidable opponent in the genial senior member of the firm of Sinnott & Fish, he having an nounce! himself as a candidate on a paper-money platform. . The Colonel says he Is actuated to do this from a humanitarian standpoint. Gold and Silver mining is such a hazardous call ing that hundreds of good men lose their lives every year a search of the metals which nations recognize as money. This sacrifice of life could be prevented if paper were substituted, as a medium of exchange, therefore' for ihe sake of humanity the colonel pro poses to lead a great reform measure. A Suspicion; Clrcamstanoe. It is getting to be rather hard papers down at Astoria when a man must be considered ' insane because he bestows a little affection upon his own wife. No doubt such action is uncommon in the fair city by the sea, judging from" the number of divorce cases that ap pear Qn the court docket for Clatsop county, which probably accounts for the following item In the Budget .' . "A hard-hearted woman recently had a eouple arrested for making lore In front of an open window. The couple proved their marriage, and Justice Abercrombia decided that a married couple had a perfect r'ght to make love in their own window with the shade and window up. Tht both case .was appealed to the city court and Judge Nelson confirmed the decision of Judge Abercrombie. The . case will now be carried to the county court and an attempt will be made on the insan ity dodge, and it is not unlikely the couple will be sent, to the insane asy lum, lor in this country no sane man was ever caught sparking hla own wife." TO EDUCATE THE YOUTHS. The State Board of Ilortlcnltnre Pasaes Resolution. At a recent meeting of the state board of horticulture the following preamble and resolutions, asking that horticulture bo taught in the public schools, were adopted: "Whereas, for some time during the past, it has seomed to the several mem bers of th state board of horticulture of the state of Oregon that there ia a great necessity for moro rudimentary knowledge among our people on the subject of horticulture; and "Whereas, this occupation i3 fast be coining our greatest iuduatry, and one in which the general public is and should be interested; and Whereas it would be a life long benefit to the recipients whether life's labor was spent in country or city occupation; and Whereas, It is impossible for the state bo&rd iu its work to reach the youths of bur land in its fundamental instruction as they desire; therefore "Resolved, that it is the judgment of this board that the state board of public instruction should take meas ures to introduce into the public schools of thia state a rudimentary line of instruction in horticulture, as the essential elements of our education to fit men and women for Intelligent labor on the farm or in the orchard." Since horticulture is becoming a leadiug industry in the state, arid Is certain to Decome one of the most profitable occupations, it would be profitable to give all students In the public achoola instructions in this branch, and it could profitably be made one of the branches required to be taught. ( A Pleasant Session. - Wednesday night Fern Lodge held one of the pleasantest sessions that has ever been known during the two years', ex istence of the lodge. There was no special programme arranged for the occaeion, but there were a number of visitors present, including Mrs. Par ker, chief of honor and Mrs. La France, captain of the initiatory team of River Side Lodge of Hood River, andjd.-s. Bolton, chief of honor of Puritan lodge, of Antelope, and for their entertain ment, Fern Lodge exemplified the im pressive and interestidg work of the degree. After the degree work had been exemplified the chief of honor, Mrs. Ollle Stephens, announced that there was a surprise awaiting the the brothers of the lodge, which would be perpetrated after the lodge had closed, and all present at once realized that a banquet was to be served, and , their anticipation that a grand feast was awaiting them wa soon demons trated,. But before the feast there was another pleasant event, it being' an nounced that the day being the eleventh anniversary of the marriage of the chief of honor and Mr. Chas. F. Stephens, it- was determined 'that the event of eleven years ago 'should be re-enacted, and while a Wedding march was being played the bride and groom, with Mr. and Mrs. W. S. Meyers as best man and bridesmaid, were ushered into the hall and in .due time Mr.-C L. Phillips performed a marriage ceremony, first pledging Mrs. Stephens to forever maintain and sup--port her husband, and swearing Mr. Stephens to cherish and obey his wife. After the ceremony the hall was cleared and for an hour or more danc ing was in order. A Pleasant Afternoon. -Mrs. Smith French and Mrs. J.: W. Coudon gave an exceedingly pleasant afternoon to their friends on Wednes day, May 6tb. The handsome rooms of the Smith French residence, . dec orated with flowers and potted plants, filled with ladies in gala attire made a gay scene, and the merry voices and constant hum of conversation told that all were enjoying the occasion. .To add variety, cards beautifully orna mented with a painted branch of pine and cones, were handed around; while written on them was a play oi "words, of the names of trees to be guessed. Several ladies gave fifteen correct an swers, and the prize, an Australian silk oak, was decided by lot in favor of Mrs. Judd Fish. After a sumptous repast the party bade adieu to their hostes's with congratulations on the pleasure they had given. Those pre sent were: , ...... Mesdames Doane', Patterson, Price, Morgan, Funk, O. B. Funk, L. M. Funk, Seufert, Fish, Blakeley.-Lyttle, Barnett, L. Butler, T. Butler, Schenck, Sheldon, Falrfowl, Lang, Moody, Lord, Grimes, Vause, Hollister, Laugh)ln, Houghton, Dunham, McFarland, Cor Bon, J, M, Huntington, Thornbury, Hudson, Kinersly, Curtis, Wood, E. M. Wilson, W. H. Wilson, B. S. Hunt ineton, Varney, Cushing, Hobsen, Lewis, Glenn, Crowe, A. R. Thompson, Crandall, S. Bolton, Herbert, Gibons, Marden, E. L. Donnell, M. Z. Donnell, Shackleford, Bennett, Garretson, Hos tetter, Brooks. Myers, D. M. French, J. B Condon, Michell, Bradshaw, J. B. Crossen, Bailey, Cooper,.- Pease. Misses Alice Hostetter, and Fannie Condon. . j.i . " Had Three Karnes. The Columbia river has had three names. It was first called the Oregon and afterwards it was called the Saint Roque, but when it was discovered by Robert Gray, in 1792, it was given the name of bis vessel, the Columbia, in place of the two floating appellations- Oregon and Saint Roque, According to Whitney, the original name of the river was the Orejon, - "hlg ear"- or ''one that has big ears," the allusion being to the custom of the Indians, who were found in its region,' of stretching their ears by boring them and crowding them with ornaments." In the Dvorce Court. In the suit brought by Hoolt Soot, against Jack Hoolt Soot, both Indians, to prooure a decree of divorce, the pa pers in which case were filed a few days ago, the defendant yesterday, filed with the court a. demurrer for the reason that the complaint does not state facts and also that two causes of suit are im properly joined to the complaint Pendleton Tribune. ' Call at Columhla Packing Co's. mar ket and get a' quarter of spring lamb for your Sunday dinner, . " . MRS. DEN I WAY OS MAN. She Becomes Eloquent While Discoursing on the Precious Follow. Bless em! They share our joys, they double our sorrows, they tnpple our expenses, they quadrupleour cares, they excite our magnanimity, they in crease our self respect, awaken our af fection, control our property, and out meneuver us in everything. This would be a dreary world without them. in i.iet, i may say, without prospects ot successful contradiction, and with out them this would n t be much of a world anyhow. We love them and the dear things can't help it. We control tnem and tne precious fellows don t know it. As husbands, they are convenient, though not always on band, as beaux, they are by no means matchless. Tr.ey are the most agreeable as visitors, handy at state affairs, and indispensible at oyster sa loons; splendid escorts for some other fellow's wife or sister, and aa friends they are better than women. As our fathers, they are inexpensively grand. A man may be a failure in business, a wreck in constitution, not much to boast of as a beauty, nothing as a wit, less than nothing as a legislator for womans' rlghta and not very brilliant as members of the Dress; but - if our Heavenly Father will overlook hl shortcomings we can cover his picca- uiiios witn tne aiviue mantle of our charity. Then as cur husbands, how we do love to parade them as our para gons! In the language of the poet, . "We'll lie for 'ein, We'll cry for "cti. And If -we c jnia we d fly for 'em. We'd uo anytulr-g out die for 'eui." AFRAID OF MOOSE. Sherman County Farmer Gives Some - Timely Advice. Editor Times-Mountaineer: My attention has just been called to an item in Tne Dalles Chronicle of yesterday', saying that the-republican nominees for the legislature are all in favor of free transportation facilities for Sherman county, and in case the portage road project is carried out some aid from the state may be neces sary, and would be secured if the the republican candidates were elected. This might be true about Mr. Michell, Mr. Huntington and Mr. Jones. They might stand in with the people of Sherman county to get a portage road or some other kind of a road that would give us an outlet to market, but we can't expect anything from Mr. Moore. When the proposition was made to build the Rattlesnake road, I am told Mr. Moore opposed it strongly, because it would give the Sherman county farmers a show to get to The Dalles to do their trading, and he would thereby lose Eome trade. If Mr. Moore would oppose the build ing of a wagon road, because it might interfere with bis busiaess, can we ex pect he would be any more liberal if he should go to the legislature? In this part of Sherman county we have an idea that if . Mr. Moore was to be elected to the legislature he would work for Mr. Moore and nobedy else, and we are afraid to take chances on him. We cannot afford to take chances on sending a man to the legis lature who "has shown himself so self ish, and I would adyise all of the farm ers to vote for a man who Is more lib eral. " ' FarmehV Wasco, Or., May 7,1896.- ' will NOT CANVASS THE COUNTY .Mr. Frazler Explai" Ills Reasons for Not Entering Into a-Canvass. - ' ... : . DtfFUB, Or., May 6. 1896. - To the yoters of Wasco oounty. Gehtlomen: I. am 'a candidate for the office of county school superintend ent of Wasco county, Oregon f I know it to be a practice among candidates to go among you to personally present claims, and urge that they should be chosen. While I do not condemn this cause, or in any sense disnarage a worthy custom of a people I am among, I wish to state my reasons for not com plying. First, my business Is such that I cannot afford the time; second, I have been in the county for 13 years and am fairly well acquainted with the people; third, I did not seek the nom ination, as I had previously run unsuc cessfully. As I said in the oonvestlon when nominated, I am in the hands of my friejjds... If elected, I shall appre ciate the honor, and fill the office to the oest of my ability. My service to my race has been al most exclusively in educational work. A greater part of which has been In graded schools, as teacher, or princi pal. While it is yet 'today" w'th me, I shall teaeh unless called to the hegher work of superintendence by your ruff rage. Gentloman, I humbly await your decision. Aaron Fbazieb. Took Vitriol, Just before noon Thursday H. E.-Haw-thorn caused a sensation among the residents on the bluff in the neighbor hood of Liberty street, by announcing his Intention to end his life. He. has been separated from his wife about a, year, and that morning went to, her house and informed her that be in tended to suicide, at the same time drinking; a dark colored liquor from a bottle. He soon showed signs of being sick,' and Mrs. Hawthorn became alarmed, notified Sheriff Driver, who when he called at the residence, found Hawthorn In no immediate danger of departing this life, though be was somewhat nauseated from the effect of the drug he had: taken, which prdved to be .blue vitriol. The vitriol had acted as an emetic, producing no more serious effect than a severe attack cJ 'vomiting. - . ; The Fish and Jonah. -Rev. Gibson of Emanuel church, San Francisco, who gained unenviable notoriety in the consequence of the murder of Blarch Lamont and Minnie WUH,ams, preached ' a sermon last Sunday to prove that the story of Jonah being swallowed by a whale was not a legend, but a divinely recorded truth of history. He showed that a big fish could iwallow a man, that God made the fish for this special purpose,' that Jonah was the same as dead when in the fish's belly, yet kept up such a kicking and squirm ing that the. fish was glad to got . rid of him. and finally, that thq story was not only literally true, but it went to prove the literal truthfulness of all other bible stories. The Days in Town. Messrs. J. G. and I. N. Day, Jr., ac companied by Mr. G. W. Percy, of San Francisco, came up today on the steamer Sadie B. and returned to the. locks in the afternoon. When asked concerning the status of affairs at the locks, the Messrs. Day informed us that they had virtually completed all requirements of their' contract, and could open the locks within a week's time if granted permission by the engineers. ; As to the work on the uncompleted wall they say that can . be done within three weeks, if constructed of concrete, but if built of solid masonry several months would be required. To accomplish thia work there are no available funds, and un less the sundry civil bill shall become a law, there is no possibility of the locks being opened this season. The Messrs. Day protest that they are anx ious that the locks shall be opened, but claim to be powerless to do any thing to hasten the matter, and appear most Indifferent to the wishes of the the people concerning the matter. BENNETT OK NOBTHRCP. The Contest In This District Between Them. Judge A. S. Bennett, the democratic nominee for congress, aidressed a large audience at the court house in this city, Tuesday evening. He was introduced by Mayor Carroll, and made a speech that was listened to with wrapt attention throughout. He I is a calm, clear-spoken, logical speaker, possessing a personality that at once impresses hla hearers with hia aincer- I ity and honesty. Hia argument was confined principally to the financial issues, although he took occasion to express his .views on the tariff. We have never heard the effects of a pro tective tariff so clearly shown us they were by him. That hia remarka carried conviction to many there can be no doubt. . He is in favor of the free aud unlimited coinage of silver and certainly presented his side of thia vexed question with force and logic. There is but very little doubt that the congressional :fight really lays between Judge- Northrup, the goli standard caudldate, and' Judge Bennett. If the populists become convinced of thia fact the election will depend lirgely j upon which of the above they would prefer to haves their votes counted for. Union Scout. Letters Advertised. The following is the list of letters remaining in The Dalles poatoffice uncalled for May. 8, 1896. Per sons calling for these letters will pleae give the date on which they were ad vertised: : . Allen, Mrs L. Baker, Miss L Abbott, James Barnetta, A E Benson, C A Burgln, Win Davis, T E Grlmaud, Mrs P Hondershott, O Holms, W C McDonald, Mrs Raistrack, Setti Roberts, G W 2 Beatt, Win Barnett, L M Collins, Dennis Davis, Miss S W Griffin, W L hunmagson, c McDonald, Dan Moone, 3 M Richmond, Mrs H Smith, Mrs S Smith. W Smith Miss M Wilson Lake Erwin. J. A. Crossen , P. M. It Means Business. A. B. Hammond has advertised for bids for the grading of the road from the end of the present contract to the end of the proposed road at Goble, distance of 47 miles and for 7000 feet of trestle along the water front at As. toria. Several contractor-! already have their bids prepared ready for submission, among them being Lar son & Greenough and Corey Bros. Af ter thirty years effort to get a railroad, Astoria now ' sees one ahead for the first time as a certainty. Plans are al ready being made for the depot. The result if that many big deals are al ready on hand for Astoria, looking to wards its future growth. Astoria will be heard from. ' A"RUN-D0WN,M "tired out" woman - yrw 'I. ' M I loss or appetite, ex. treme lassitude and taat "don't care" feeling is pretty rut to be suffering from "Female We&icness," some irregularity of derangement of the special functions of womanhood. Very often womb troubles set the . nerves wild tvitb affright and as a result tba woman suf fers from alcrnlessness, nervousness, nerv ous prostration, faintness and dizziness, irritaij.'il'.y auI indigestion. In all cases of irreffuliiriiy or suspended monthly function and i.i al! -those nervous diseases depend. iu upon local caus.es, Dr. Pierce's Favorite Inscription will restore you to perfect health. Instead of the exhnustion and feeling of weight aaU urag-gingr down in the abdomen, you feel fresh aud strong-. Fot young girU who suffer from irregularities, for the hard-working woman who suffers from eatcrrhal inflammation of the liuinjj membraccs causing a constant drain upon the system, there is no prescription used by any physician which can equal in re. suits Dr. Pierce's. For over thirty years Dr. R. V. Pierce, chief consulting' physi cian to the Invalids' Hotel and Surgical Institute of Buffalo, K. V., has used his "Favorite Prescription in the diseases of women which bed long been bis sre. cialty and In fully ninety-eight per ce'ut of all cases, it has permanently cured. Mm. John M. Cosklix, of Patlerscm. Putnam to., jy. r wnies ; " i sin enjoying pticct health, aud bav ittm since I took the last bottle of Doctor rierce's Favorite Precrip tion. I took five battles of it. Xcver expected to be any better when I com menced taking it, but thank God, I can say that I am giad It reached luy home. I had falliug of the womb, and flowing caused by luiscarriafre, and wa& verv wralr vlirn 1 conmeucca taking your jr-i, medicines. I was cured tr'ai - . . . . 1 .j by thlaag Eve bottles in tit, v5""" all two of the 'Favorite-. PrcscriDtion ' and three vwm.ni. of the ' GolUen, Medical Discovery. " J. Regular Populist NQmlne6 for . JQIT REPRESENTATIVE . ' Wasco and Sherman Counties, Independent, Candidate for Sheriff I hereby announce myself as an Independent, free silver candidate for the offlce of Sheriff of Wasco County, Oregon, to be voted for at the general election to be held on June 1. lsea. JOHN M. ROTH. NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION. Lasd Omca at Thb Duxes, OntcoK, I a&ay o, icuo. lUnHaa ia hfirebv aiven that the followini named settler has filed notioe of his intention to make final proof In support of his claim, and that- said proof will be made before Register ana Kjceiver, at xne umies, uregun, uu juuo 16, IKK), viz: JOSEPH MAYHEW. Hd. E. No. 3308, for the N W See. 9, Tp. 3 S. K. IS . W. M. He names the following witnesses to prove his continuous residence upon and cultivation of said lane, via: James Ball. Patrick Ward, and Walter Hen derson, of Kingsley, Oregon, and T. J. Driver, ,fTheDal1e.,Oreg0n. jxs, F. MOORE. May 9. Begister, A. A. BROWN FULL ASSORTMENT AND PROVISIONS, p3sial Prices to Cash Btyers 170 SBOOND STREET. r omc or Blackwcll's Durham tobacco Company. offered for a limited tlnio, ao order to-day. Yonr very truly, 1 BLACKWELL'S DURHAM TOBACCO COMPANY. If yoa hv an v difficulty In procar1nt;vrar m via uiw ovikw inn swill IK Wltfl your order to your wholesale dealer. 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