Tlie Times-Mountaineer SATURDAY. .DECKMBER 29, lfc9t CHRISTMAS. .' Tooiorrow will be a holiday throng out Christendom, and will be observed . with ceremonies commemorative of the . birth of Jesus Christ, the Savior of - the world. If at first the day was observed only by those who believed in the divine mission of Christ, it has now become of almost universal sig nificance among all classes of people whether they are practical Christians or not, and Christmas receives the am welcomn from those who are de , vootly religions as from others inclined to akeptism regarding the accepted dog mas. All acknowledge the great ex cellence of the character of the Nuza rene, and that the. reformation be in augurated was for all time and for all people. The season is advantageous for such a celebration, because it is one usually of rest and recreation, and during the frost and snows of winter a general gift day, in which the unfor tunate are especially remembered, is in harmony with the conditions of life. The great teacher said "the poor ye have with you always," and a more becoming celebration of his birth could not be had than that of generous acts towards those in need and charitable deeds towards the erring. This is the inauguration of the reign of peace and good will, and the day is of as much significance now in this regard as it was nearly nineteen hundred years ago to the simple shepherds on tne plains of Judea. Toe Christian era marks an epoch in the history of the human race be fore which all others pale into insig nifioince. Christ taught heart religion, and by precept and practice' elevated his bearers above the cold forms and . ceremonies that had been the basis of Judaism for three thousand years. Motive formed the essence of the sin, and the act itself was to be judged by the heart impulse that was tne pro pelling force. This was a new gospel that appealed to the higher qualities of mind and soul, and elevated man above the sordid and selfish ends of life. In this Christianity was the doc trine of the purest, best and brightest of earth, and its influence pervaded all conditions of society. It taught the fatherhood of God and the fraternity of man, and leveled down the walls of caste and prejudice whioh had caused heart burnings and bitter hatreds from the time the world was spoken into existence "If thine enemy hunger feed him, if he thrist give him drink" was the divine injunction, and this recreates the world on a juster and more humane foundation. Christ's mission was not fulfilled with the mere enunciation of precepts; but passing his life among the most prejudiced of peoplu, who believed that they were ohosen by God to exemplify his wis dom and goodness, were nas never been the least stain in this regard on his character. From the time he taught in the temple, to the terrible agony of Oethsemane and the sublime death on the cross, Jesus Christ was the exemplar of everything; that could make mankind pure and noble. Christmas is the aniversary of the birth of the Savior, and inasmuch as the heart responds to generoas impul ses, unselfish acts and charttable deeds it is becomingly celebrated. The world should be in peace and harmony, ha tred and jealousy should be banbbed from all breasts, and on this day the kingdom of God should reign in every heart This is Christmas as it should be, and the God of love, mercy and jus tice will smile upon and bless all efforts in this direction. and the assistant superintendent from J65 to $50, as there is no work now in the briok yard and both are doing guard duty. Dime must be quite plentiful around Fob il as the following from the Journal will show: "About a dozen deer have been killed during the week in and aronod the B. C. L. L. S. & L. Go's putare, within en hour's ride of town. Tne deer traveled down from the highland before (be advanc ing snow." ITEMS 15 BRIEF From Saturday's Dalrr. Bain, mud, rubbers and umbrellas. This evening the usual soiree will be iriven bv The Dalles orchestra ac the opeia house. Farmers need rain; as we are informed tne sou is only wet to a d stince of six or eight inches. A marriage lioenae was issued by the county clerk today to' Samuel Kegs and tin Mabel Slayton. Yesterday being Etstera Oregon day it the exposition in Portland, about fifty tick ets were sold in this city at the O. E. & N. Co's office. Two carloads of cattle in transit to Troot dale were fed at the stockyards of R E Baltmarshe i Co. last night and shipped this morning. A crosswalk is being constructed from the depot to Sieeond on A) adison street. This ia being bailt with heavy timbers, and when finished will be one of the heat in the city. The recorder had time to entertain viai tors thia morning. There were no arrests made last night, and he held down his chair withont intennption and with be coming dignity. The Columbia Bioyole calendar for 1895, from the Pope Manufacturing Company, baa been received. This la the prince of ail cal endars, and devotes a full leaflet for every day in the year. The following deed was filed for record with the county elerk today: United Staiei to J. A. Mcintosh; aw qr of ne qr, nw qr of ae qr. Be qr ot aw qr, se qr of uw qr, seu 21, tp 1 d, t 13 east; nomestead. The Columbia Packing Co. baa a fine dis play of meats enough to make a p ince hungry. Christmas time always finds this company with choice ateaks, chops, etc., that cannot help to tickle the palate and aid digestion, Pieparationa are being made to begin the erection of a bnilding west of Joles, Collins & co's store, which will be used when com pleted for a saddle and harness shop. 1 be solid rock is beinif blasted preparatory to putting in the foundation. Ninth street ia being improved by the construction of sidewalks and crosswalks from Pentland to Union. Ibis has been much n- eded for a long time, and the rcsij dents ot that pait of the city will be highly gratiiied that it ia being done. At the Methodist Episcopal church, Deo 22 d, the morning theme ot the Kev. J. W hialer will be '-The Glad Tiding.;" in the (renins, "dome Scientific and Moral Phases of the Temperance Question." A very cor dial invitation to a'l. Every one should hear the temperance discussion We were informed this morning that a man came in town yesterday from the coun try with a baud of cattle, owned by another party, and after selling them :or $400 gam bled nearly all the amount away at a crap (Bite running in one of our saloons. The owner of the band is trying by legal process today to secure his money, with fair hopes of being successful. - Walla Walla Statesman: At a meeting of the directors of the penitentiary Thurs day, the salary of the warden was reduced from 12030 to 11800 per annum. The sal ary of the superintendent of the brick yard From Holiday's Daily. There will be Christmas services at the Congregational church, Toeiday morning at 11 o'clock. All are cordially fnyited. There will be work in the third rank at the Knights of Pythias lodge tonight, and all members are requested to be present. Trie many friends of Mr. W. A. McFsx land in this (it will be soiry to learn that be is very sick at bis reaideooe in .Seattle, Wash. There was the nsnal arrest last nieht of the drunk and diiorderly person. He was fined to. and will do some work on the streets in payment thereof. The Christmas dance at Wmgate's hall. by Smith Bros., should not be toricotteo The btst ot music will be furnished, and a very pleasant time may be expected. St-rvices will be held in St. Peter's Cth olic ohurch tomorrow morning at 5 30. 7:30 and high mass at 10,30 There will be yes per services in the evening at 7 o'clock. . Astoria Buaqet: The meanest man on earth was fonnd at the Methodist church 'jst n elit He dropped a counterfeit SO cent oieoe into the contribution plate and took out forty cents change in good coin A new g :lil find recently made in Alaska is said to bays yielded seven dollars to the pan. id is the opportune tima to an nounce new rich mines. These rich discov eries are generally made about this time of the year; when it is too late for adventur ers to gobble op the new big pay in tDem On being asked by a Post reporter what he would do when his term o' otnoe ex pired. Governor Pennover said. "1 did in tend to saw wood, but I don't believe that I can find any wood to saw as long as we sta v on a sold basis. " The governor never opens his mouth unless he siya something over the average. Benjamin F. Hnnter, calamity prophet of Washington, D. V , has sent a warmog proclamation to Governor M Graw that God will destroy Ulvmpia within too years though be says God under no circumtanc s allows his prophets to make a mistake. What special wickedness the Olympian have been guilty of is not stated. Last evening at the meeting of the Silva tfoo Army there waa a disturbance created by some hoodlums. Two of them weie ar rested by the marshal, and thia rooming were interviewed bv the recorder. There is no law compelling any one to attend publio meetings, but every one who visits the bar racks or other places should behave himself properly or be punished, . - The Press Times says that the Riinier heights in Seattle are sinking; that the sink is similar to one last year. This sink ing ia accounted for in severs! different ways. One theory is that the heights are noderlaid with a stratum of saod and that the numerous springs above the saod- are washing away the sand, and that is the cause of the earth sinking. Senator Morrell, of Vermont, very aptly denominates the Peffcr rinanoial bills as "some marvelous senatorial bills and quack panaceas fur real and iinaginery grievances." The niie bills referred to appropriated over nine billions ot dollars in paper money. A study of this might be adied to the famous Populist text book as the eighth financial conspiracy whose aim. was to ruin the Amer ican people. Remember the magic lantern show Christ mas n ght at Armory Hall for the benefit of St. Paul's Sunday school. A selection will be msde from fonr hundred views, both in structive and amusing. Tha lantern ia a very large one and shows a sp eadid picture An interesting programme, aside from the lantern show, has been arranged. Admis sion, 25 oents; children, 10 oents. Exer cises begin at o o'clock The December bulletin of the National Association of Wool Munufseturei s, in its annual estimate of the wool clip of the United States for the year 1S94. shows that Oregon had on January 1st. 2,523,759 sVep. and on April lit, 2.481,694; 19.853 552 pounds ot washed and uawasned wool, the average weight being eight pounds to the 9-ece, wbile the percent of ehrioKage was 65, and the pounds of scoured wool 6,948,' 743. Prinevi'le Review. On Thursday Henry Strtcklio, Jie Wilson and Geo. Stevens, all ot Black Butte, were eiveu a preliminary examination before Justice Elliott on a chsrge of having killed a cow belonging to L. C. Wilka, and were held in bonds of $300 each to answer before the next g'and jury. Deputy District Attorney Be.i and Mr. K. Biggs conducted the examination for the state, and Geo. W. Barnes appeared for the aefendmta. There is a great difference in people. A Kansas man will stand in poveity and rags amid the ruin and ashes of his third corn crrp, burned by the hot inds of J oh', and swear to the passing stranger that Kansas is the best state, in the ' Uoioo, while the Oregon man who gets but forty bushels to tne acre one season, when he wanted sev enty-five, and had sixty the year before, will go off on a visit dressed in his best suit of clothes, and tell every man on the train that Oregon is too dead to skin. George Palrick, of Grant a Pass, was at the Josephine caves this fall and explored as far into them as anybody, which is a dis tance of lout feet, although Captain A. B Smith claimed to have driven in 22 miles with a four-horse tesm, and the Examiner averred that 70 miles would not tjnd the end. . The utmost distance which any re liable person has been able to penetrate i 1600 feet, and this is done by crawling on hands and knees, climbing over bowldcra ami wading numeioua cool pools of clear mountain water. A peculiar phenomenon ia reported by a raucner bve miles south of Srague. Thanks giving dav he heard s crash - like a clau cf thunder, followed by a sharp vibration of ihe earth. The following day he discovered the cause, of the noise. A large mass of rock, 100 feet high, in scab land a rr.il sooth oi icehouse I k , had slumped into the earth, forming a bnga depression nearly half a mile in extent i'ne basin is slowly film g with water, sad people in that neigh borhood are all watching it closely. Tne basin is now nearly half full, forming a small lake in the wildest of the barren scab land. ihe MiI'od Jiag'e says: JSvery towu in Washington fur. i,bes a candidate for the wardenahip of the Walla Walla peniten tiary, aud some of these thit make metro politan pretensions send forth three or fonr. The anicie'e of Warden Coblentz, sad as it was, will yet cause ma-jy men tears of grief and anguish, tor only ooe man can succeed to the position and the hundreds of aapi rants, will go into mourning because they would, but cannot. There ia a mania for publio patronage in the Uuited States, and it seems to be especially pronounced in Washington . , fobiio spirit means different things in different places. In Malheur county, for example, killiug rabbits is a worthy expres sion of it, as thia admonition from the On tario JSews bears witnest: "Every one should subscribe at least a small amount to the fund for a purse to be given f r the kill ing of rabbits. And every oue ahonid kill all the rabbits t'ney can, whether they ex pect to get one of the purses or not. It wi pay well next summer in the increased amount of produce you can saye from de struction by thete pests, to say nothing of fruit trees yon will sava. When yon kill a rabbit, cut off both ears and string thera See how many of the pests you can kill." .'- - PERSONAL. " From Saturdays Daily. ; :., Mr. L. assertnan, of Portland, is regis tered at the Umatilla House. Ray Logan is in the citv. and will spesd the holidays with his lather. Mr. Joseph Wodika returned last night from a visit to Portland and the exposition. George Thornton, wife and son are up from The Dalles to visit the home folks, says the Heppner Gazette. We received a call this morning from Mr. C. J. Bright, of Wasco, who was en route home from attending the exposition in Portland. George Moabus will leave for Tacoma to morrow morning to spend the holidays with his mother. He will be accompanied by his niece, Katie .Nolan. Condon Globe: Jaa. Snipes, of The Dalles, was up a few days ago to his farm on Matney Flat, which Johnny Gross has rented.. Mr. Suipes brought with him, to keep on the place, a 700 lb Shorthorn bull, i months old as fine an animal as was ever seen in this country. From Monday's Daily Mr. Robert Mays, jr., of Antelope, is the city. Miss Esther Freimao, of Cascade Locks, ia visiting friends in the city. Hon. M. A. Moody returned Saturday night from a abort visit to Portland. Mr. E. M. Wingate.the leading merchant of Antelope, arrived in the city Saturday night. Mr. EIw'nMays arrived Saturday night on the passenger train from Portland to spend Christmas with his parents. Mrs. Minnie Gleason, of Portland, is spending the holidays with her parents. Mr. and Mrs. Waggerman, in this city. Mrs. Cora Dysart nee Butler of Cen tralia, Wash , arrived in the city Saturdai on the Hemlator, and will spend the holi days with her parents in this city. NO JAY, AFTER ALL. A. Town Officer Who Surprised the Sharp ers In Their Game. Poker in small towns often rises to a pitch one would hardly expect Such was the case in a little village in one of the New England states. Around a table in a country hotel eat three strangers who were just go ing through the town and had got up a friendly game by roping in the usual country jay, who made the fourth of the party. After an hour's play they had fleeced their victim to the tune of When I crossed the bridge, I found myself in a maze of cars. A police man told me the one to take. 1 rode and rode and rode until the conduct or shouted: 'All out. This is the end of the line.' 'He was a decent sort of a fellow and interested in my case. He con sulted with two other passengers and told me that six blocks down 1 would find a car that would take me where I wanted . to go, or near. 1 ran those six blocks, and they were long ones. Then I caught my car, and after telling the conductor where I wanted to go I rode and roue until he, too, shouted : 'All out. End of the line. Just travel down this street three blocks and turn to the right. That's your game.' "I did travel as he directed and at last found the number. I pulled the bell. Mv host came to the door. He was surprised to see me. "What! Is that you?' he said. "Well, well, I'm sorry. The fact is, old man, we gave you up, and we have just finished dinner. Of course we should be glad to have you come in, but it's only fair to tell you that it is now 8 o'clock, and the last car for the bridge leaves at 8:10. It s really too bad, and' 'But I uidn t stay to listen, i went back over the route that J came, erot Home at il ociock anu went to bed without my dinner. The next morning I got up early and took down my map of the United States and cut Brooklyn out of it." New York Sun. The Dominical letters. The Romans used the first eight letters of the alphabet, A to H, to mark the consecutive days of their recurring nundinal period. The early Christians adopted the same plan for marking the days of the week, drop ping the last letter (H as unneces sary. In the church calendar A has always stood for the 1st of January, G for the second, etc., on down to 6 for the 7th, and then the cycle began again with A, which would make it return on the 15th, the 22d and so on. Each day of the year has thus its calendar letter, and the letter which falls on the first Sunday' is the "Dominical letter" of the year. Feb. 28 has always the letter C, and March 1, the letter D. Feb. 29, or "leap day," has no letter provided for.it, and An Honored Veteran. The Postmaster ol Kokomo, Cured of Heart Disease. lad. Q. W. McKINSEY, Kokomo, Grateful Men and Women of prominence, and those serving their country equally well by being simply good citizens, good husbands and good wives, show their unselfishness by the anxiety manifested, when, having been cured of Hr-art nispflse bv Dr. Miles' New Heart Cure, their first wish is to reach some other sufferer with the good news. a W Mf TrinsPv. an honored veteran of the war, and until re- noniir -nnBrmnjatov nt. TToknnm. Ind.. -writes under date July 26, 94 J 1 . ... , '. j, n i .i. vr-Jil '1 am constantly getting letters irom au parts ui lu umicu ftrotoo nclrino- fnr information OI hOW I was CUTed OI Jeait nisftasA - As I had been, severely troubled with Heart Disease oirar cmna lofJArin or th nrmv at. the close of the late "war. I con- probably $40. He was good natured this makes a change in the Sunday iiq Cr.ma twn vaara axm to eiva Dr. Miles' New Heart Cure a nnil'id r, WrtTTrl fPOTVta WHO I 1 J ( . TT 11. i J 1 I ' 2 . . . - lli-I 6.w . ielHJr aiier reui-uary, ou Luau m leap trial Tim tirtit, hottlft made a firreat improvement in mi coimiLHJii, For the Universal Exhibition to be held at Portland December lat to January IS, 1895, the Oregon Railway & Navigation Co. will sell excursion tickets at rate of one and one fifth tare for the round trip, plus fifty uents for two admission coupons t J the ex hibition. Tickets will be on sale for trains arriving at Portland on Tuesdays and Fri days of each week November 29;h to Janu ary 15tb Travelers must not forget that the o R. & N. line is thoroughly repaired aud all trains are running without transfer or delay. Through service to Omaha, San aa City, St. Louis and Chicago; Pullmans sleepers, free reclining chair cars, uphol stered tourist sleepers and modern dav coaches. Call on U. R. Ss N. agent be fore purchasing tickets, or address W. H Bulburt, general passenger agent, Port land, Oregon . . To Exchange Four full sized lo's in Baker Citv for sheep or cattle. For particulars, address waa cot down from 75 to f50 per nootb, i owner. W. T. Postofflce Grant, Ore. continued. The blacklegs showed no mercy. They did not let him win even a few dollars to encourage him, but either booked the cards every trip or else whipsawed him until he was forced to drop. Forty dollars had swelled to $50, and at the last pot the country jay was $65 loser. 'Have you had enough?" asked the leader of t he gang, rising with a smile and his winnings. The jay looked angry, and quietly drawing a revolver from his pocket said: "Gentlemen, lam one of the select men of this town. You may consider yourselves under arrest. The gang, awestruck, was led to the lockup, where it rested for the rught. The following morning before the selectman were filed the three men. The constable had searched them. He placed the contents of their pock ets on the table. ' "Gentlemen, you are charged with gambling and with obtaining money by fraud. What have you to say?" It matters little what they said. The sentence interested them more a fine of $50 each or 30 days in the county jail. The fines were paid, and the money went to the selectman or the state. Next morning the jay bought a new set of chips. Chicago Times. Sorry He Spoke. It was on a crowded Sixth avenue train. The atmosphere was stifling, and the passengers resented the ar rival ot every newcomer as a per sonal affront. A baby about the middle of the car had been threaten ing to cry for several minutes and had at last delivered itself of a pro longed howl, followed by a series of nerve racking screams. All the wo men looked sympathetic - and the men apprehensive. A variety of con solations were suggested. "Poor lit tle dear, undo its hood," said on6 woman. "Let me take it," said an other. "Chuck it out the winder!" growled a fat man without a collar, who was fanning himself vigorously with his hat. He said it defiantly enough, but there was such a chorus of feminine indignation that he was glad to get out at the next station. As the train stopped he fought his way onto the platform and stood puffing and red faced, while a shrill wailing rent the air, and a chorus of epithets such as "Brute!" and "Beast!" saluted the ears of the as tonished people waiting on the plat form. The fat man had a guilty, hunted look as he made his way to the 6treet. .New York World. years there are two Dominical letters. As the common year contains 52 weeks and one day, the Dominical letter changes from year to year, al ways going backward one place for a common year and two places for leap years. Tins moae or representing 1 1 i . e xt i i i : of the church throughout the Chris tian world smce the earnest dates in our era. St Louis Republic. Aluminium Watches. A fad of the Parisian swells is the aluminium timepiece. They are very ngnt in weignt-Dut a . time more than the works. The cases are in t dull black color very effective.- Some are open faced, some are open in a small three-quarter inch disk in the center, with small gilt hands on the black face of the watch, but they are in all sorts of inlaid decoration in col orings, but the best of it is they are very reasonable in price. It is the custom at the gay capital for the gentry to carry this timepiece in the right hand trousers pocket along with the keys, com, matchbox and other paraphernalia of the .mas-, culino pocket. It is, however,- the wont of the owners to push the hand down in the pocket with great show of devil may care and bring forth the watch, of which the material is uu scratchable, from among the other artioles, glance at the time and care lessly replace it with an air of cer tainty in its infallibility. Clothier and JiTirnisher. A North Atlantic Curiosity. . "In the midst of the north Atlantic there is an enormous field of floating seaweed, which kept its place pre sumably for centuries," said J. E. Groiner, an old sea captain, "It oc cupies an immense eddy about the fifty-sixth degree of west longitude. and between the twenty -second and twenty-eighth degrees of north lati-1 tude. There is a great difference of opinion regarding the origin of this floating mass. Some believe it to be detached from rocks at a considera ble depth in the latitude where it floats. Others suppose it to come from the shores of the northern seas, having been detached from the rocks by the violence of the winds. Some again imagine that it comes from the I rocky shores of Florida and Mexico, while many others agree with me in believing that it has never had any other than it present place of abode. No one has ever seen it attached to rocks, nor have roots ever been dis covered belonging to it." Exchange. Wonderful Strength. In the sixteenth century there lived a remarkably sarong man, a major, named Barsaoas. One day he took up an anvil weighing 500 pounds and hid it under his cloak. He could crush between his fingers the limbs of big animals One day, seeing a crowd looking at an enormous dancing bear, he offered to wrestle with the ani mal. The major threw the bear down several times, and judging it unworthy of further struggles slew the animal with his fist and carried it away on his shoulders amid the cheers of the crowd. Another day, seeing several officers of his regiment surrounded by an angry crowd, he ran to them, knock ing people down right and left as a child does with a pack of cards. The crowd, exasperated, turned round on him, but seizing two of his assailants, one with each hand, he used them as clubs on the crowd, who, astonished at his extraordinary display of strength, quickly drew back. Once he squeezed to pulp the hand of a man who wanted to fight him. Barsabas' sister was also remarka ble for her strength. Some burglars entered a convent where she was. She threw one out of the window and killed two others with a pillar she tore down and used as a club. Bow Bells. a'0rRili,C0. i' E MCXEIIX. Racelver. Sm TO THE' 1 I ca"?n'- Thia ertm- ordinsrv j- Juvenator la in most wonderful discovery of the e e. It has been en dorsed by the men of Europe and America. Htjdvan is Hudran step fremaluraness of the die. cnaree In 20 days. Cores LOST HAHHOOD Conrtti "ratling Sen. sations, Nerv ous twitching of the eyes ' and other parts. Strengthens, invigorates and tones the entire system. . Hudraa cures n . V i i 1 1 1 " " " Ji 1 Nervousness, 1 Emissions, 1 anddevelopes 1 . and restores 1 weak organs. 1 Pains in the 1 back, losses 1 jAy oi niht stopped quickly. Over 2,000 private endorse-menta. rreuiukureiiusi means imputency lu ine uras tage. It ia a symptom of seminal weakness and barrenness. It can pe stopped in 10 days by the use of Hudyan. The new discovery was made by the Snedal- lata of the old famous Hudson Medical institute. It is the strongest vltauzer made. It ia very powerful, but harmless. Sold for tl.00 a pack age or. paotages ior so.uu (plain seaiea noxes). written c-aarantee riven for a wire. If vonbnv six boxes and are not entirely cured, st mora will be sent to you free of ail charges. -aenaror circulars ana testimonials. Aaoreaa HUDSON MKDICAIt INSTITUTE. Junction Stockton market tc Ellta sta. Ban araneisco, uai. , GIVES THE Choice of Two Transcontinental Rentes VIA via SPOKANE MINNEAPOLIS DENVER OMAHA AND AND ST.PAEIi KARSSA Low Rates to All Eastern Cities - Mot His Vocation. Editor (to graduate who applies to write leaders; Have you done much descriptive work? Graduate Oh, yes, lots of it. Editor Well, then get out to Lone some ville and give us a good column of that dog light. Graduate But you forget, sir, 1 am a bachelor of arts. Editor That's nothing. Our sport ing editor is a doctor of laws, and ev ery member of his staff is at least a doctor of divinity. You have misfak 6n vourwotirin i-rnoaaav: Genera JAS. FERGUSON, 1 Expressman Goods hauled with the greatest care to all oarts of the tnty on abort notice. ' For Years Nose Bleeding. Obstinate nose bleeding is frequent ly one of the most difficult things to check. Several aggravated cases have lately occurred at the hospital of the University of Pennsylvania. As a last resort Dr. H. Hayes Agnew tried ham fat with great success. Two large cylinders of bacon were forced well into the nostrils, and the hemorrhage ceased at once. This is a very simple remedy and one which Ehould be remembered in cases of emergency. Kew York Dispatch. TRIED TO DINE IN BROOKLYN. Mm It Was No Go, and He Altered His Map of the United States. "I accepted a dinner invitation in Brooklyn the other night, or rather the outskirts of Brooklyn," said a well known lawyer at the Psi U. club. "Yes, I accepted the invitation," he added. "Might have done worse," said Ablebodied Seaman Wetmore. I dont know," said the lawyer thoughtfully. "My nerves are still Unstrung. I dressed and left home at 5 o'clock. Now. that isn't a nice hour to appear ig. evening dresSj Says Gabrib E. Stockwell, ot Chester field, . N. H.. " I was afflicted with an extremely severe pain in the ioter part ol the chest The feeling was as if a ton weight was laid on a spot the size ot my band. Dur ing tbe attacks, the perspiration would stand In drops on my face, and it was i agony for me to 'make sufficient effort even to wuis. per. They came suddenly, at any . hour of tbe day or night, lasting irosi thirty minutes to half a day, leaving as suddenly; but, for several days after, I was quit pros trated and sore. Sometimes tbe attacks were almost daily, then less frequent. Alter about four years ot this suffering. I was taken down with bilious typhoid fever, and when I began to recover, I had the worst attack of my old trouble I ever experienced. - At tbe first of the fever, my mother gave me Ayer's Pills, my doctor recommending them as being better than anything ie could prepare. I continued taking these Fills, and so great was the benefit derived that during nearly thirty yean I have baa but one attack ot my former trouble, whicn yielded readily to the same remedy.'' AYER'S PILLS Prepared by rr. J. O.Ayar fc Co., Lowed; Haas, Every Dose Effective SHERIFF'S SALE. In the Circuit Court of the SUU of Oreiroa, Wasco county. 1 hr Paciflu Fire Insurance Compur. plaintiff, vs. Daniel J. Cooper, Arvazena A. U )wr, The Umliea. Dufur a. SilVsione B. R. Oo., D. M. French ana J. W. French, Jeleiidaata. Br virtue of an execution duly Issued out of and under the seal of the circuit court of the State cf Oregon, for the County of Waaou, to me Oirejted, dated 28th day of November, IBM, upon a JiMlg jnnt ind AecraM of foreclosure rendered and en tered in ea'd court on tbe 16th dav of Ifovember, imu in hv of the Pacific i Ire Insurance Uom pany, plaintiff, and against Daniel J. Cooper and Arvazt-na A. Cooper, defendants, for the turn of i.8fl2.00. eommaudiDar and reqairlnr me to mate sale of tne following aeecnneu nw uiuci ij ei.u atrd in the county of Wasco, and state of Oregon, "wit: The wast half of Section Be, Townan'P z conn, Ramre 14 east. S20 acres: the northeast quarter aud tbe east half of ths southeast quarter of election So, TowiMhlo s north. Range 14 east. 240 acres; tbe east ball of tbe southwest quarter oi eecuon za, tWntuip t north. Btnge 14 east, 80 acres; the southwest ouarter of Secuor 31, lowusbip uortn, Kange Id eaal, lou acres; tue souuioasi, quarici v. Section 6, Townrhip X north, Hange 14 east, uw acres; tbe west b.lf of tbe northwest qnarteiOi Section 81, Township 2 north, Kange 10, aoa log acres; tbe west half of tne norm was quarter of section 82, lownabip 2 north, rana-e 16 east, go acrep; the soutboaat quarter oi owuim eu, -xown-ship 2 north, Bui-ge 16 east, ISO acres; the east half and the Southwest quu-ter ol tne noriawest quarter of Section 80, Tvwoanip 2 noitn, range 10 east. Its acre; the west half of the southwest quarter of Section SO, Township 2 north, Kange 10 east, loe acres; the north half of the soothe tst quarter and the northeast quarter oi the southwest quarter of decdon 19, Township 2 north, Kange IS east, 120 acres; the east half of Section 31, ' ownship 2 north, Bauge 15 eaat, 820 acres; Total 2,032 acres. 1 did, on the 27th day of November. 1804, duly levy upon the above described real property . Vow, therefore, by virtue of aald execution. Judg ment, order and decree, and in conformity with the commands of said writ, 1 will on w ednesday, the 2nd day of January, 1893, at the hour of 1 o'clock and SO min'tten, p. ax, at tbe front door at the county courthouse of aald Waeoo County, in the City of The Dalles, ia bald county and state, ae 1 at public auction, subject to redemption, to the high est bidder for United States gold win, cash ia hand, all the right, title and iaiereet of the above named def -Adanta, or either of them, in and to the above described rat (property to s.tfcfy said execution, judgment, oi der and decree, Interest and costs and aUaruiagco.. T.,.DEIT1JR( Bheru! of Wasco County, uregon. Dated at Dalles City, Oregon, Dec. 1, 1884,. OCEAN STEAMERS leave f ort'and days for tve SAN FRANCISCO, CALA. For foil- details call oa O. B. N. Agent at THE un li i.n.B, or auoreea W. H. HTTKLBUBT, Gen. Pass. Agt, Portland, Oregon. COAL! 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BOX 488, PORTLAND, MAINE. and five bottles completely cured me, and I have not had a symptom of the disease Bince. I am rejoiced to knotf that my testimonial has induced others to use your remedies, and am triad to answer all inquiries for the sake of suffering humanity." And J. K. iJigelowoi weDSter, iiass., writes uu o uuo w, On vflar affo I was so feeble from heart disease I was obliged to retire from business, ana my pnysician saia mere was uu wiauw ior recovery. as a itaii viuuice i uicu in. juum m,iuuiuu It ffave me instant relief. I am now well and in active business. Medical statistics have proven that one person in every four has a weak or diseased heart; yet not one person in forty gives the matter any attention, notwithstanding the tact that Dr. Miles Heart Cure cures Heart Disease per manently in nine cases out of ten, and benefits every case. T)r Mi W Remedies are the result of twenty years of study and investigation by the great specialist in Nervous Diseases, Dr. Franklin Miles, and are sold on a positive guarantee that the first vtt.i will hfinflfit. All druffeists sell them at $1. six bottles $5.00, Pills 25c, or sent, prepaid, on receipt of price by the Dr. Miles Medical Co., Elkhart, ind. Dr.fflfles' Heart Cure fS NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION. Land Omci at Tns Dallis, Orsooh, December 13, 1894. Notice la hereby given that tbe followina named Settler has filed notice nt his intention to make final proof in support of hia claim, and that said proof will be made before the Register and Receiver at The Dalles, Oregon, on January 24. 1896, ris: RICHARD L. KIRK HAM, H K No 52SS, NX N Wj, SKhi itWIi, Sec IS, and SKJ 8WJ. Sec 21, Tp 1 S, B H E. He names the followlne; witnesses to prove his continuous residence upon aud cultivation of said land, viz: Henry Hudson. Harry Hudson, John W Montgom ery, Johu l) Decker, all of Dufur, Oregon. JAS. F. MOORE, Register. NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION. Lako Orncs at Tan Dallss, Oaieoit, November 6, 18M. Notice is hereby riven that the following-named settler hu filed notice ot his intention to make final proof in aupport of his claim, and tlat said proof will be made before the Register and Receiver of the U. 8. land office at Ths Dalles, Or., on December 20, 1894, viz: RuBEKT DINSMOR3. H E, No 2384, for tbe eH neV sec 4. tp 2 n, r IS e, and lota 6, 6 and 7, sec tS, tp 3 n, r 12 e. He names the followina- witnesses to prove his continuous residence upon and cultivation of said land, viz: Charles Cramer, Herbert Thiol, Matt Thiel, L. J. Davenport, all of Hosier, Oregon. Nov l0-6t JAS. K. MOORE, Register. NOTICE FOE PUBLICATION. Laxd Omci at Tn Dalles. Ob., October 26, 1884. Notice Is hereby given that tbe following-named settler has filed notioe of his intention to make final proof in support of his claim, and that said proof will be made before the register and receiver at The Dalles, Oregon, on Decern er 4, 1804, vis: RAhMUS NIELSEN, H E No S32S for the lots 8, 4 and 6, sec 18, tn 1 u, r IS e, W M He names the following witnesses to prove his continuous residence upon, and cultivation of, said land, viz: H C Nielsen, Jesse Slmonson, John Fraderiekson, John Klindt, all ol Tne Dalles, Oregon. Oct 27-t JAS F. MOORE, Register. FSTBAV MOTICE. Broke into my incloeure near Wamic. about the 7tb of September last, oue bay horse about 10 handa high, branded CS on the left shoulder. The owner can have him by r-fferi"B; satisfactory proof of ownership ana paying ior tnis notice ana pasturage. OUR FALL STOCK CLOTHING IS NOW COMPLETE. aTI. We can fit you in size. We can please you ii. style. We can sail you in price. 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