THE- '
ROSEBURG REVIEW
Has Pushed to the Front and
Has the Largest Circulation and -la
acknowledged to be the Best
Newspaper Ever Published in
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PROFESSIONAL-
. F. LANE, - JOHN LANE
JANE & LAKE,"
Attorneys at Law.
Main street, opposite Cosmopolitan Hotel.
C. FULLERTON,
i
Attorney at Law. .
Office in Marks' brick, up stairs.
R. C. HUNTER M. D.
PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON.
CAXYOSVILLE OREGON
- ' - Ilomcaopatluc Pjsician." ''
Offiice up stairs in the old Sheridan
'lirick, on Jackson Street, Roseburg,
Oregon. , Chronic diseases a speciality.
I)r TIIO.U1S GIM1IAM,
A GRADUATE
Of the University of Pa. at Philadelphia and of the
ROYAL COLLEGE OF SURGEONS. ftnd ROYAL
COLLEGE OF PHYSICIANS, LONDON ENGLAND
ha located for tbe practice of his profession in
ROSEBURG . OREGON.
Office and residence, Washington street opposite
the Catholic Church -
F. G. (EHME. M. D.
(Pronounced Ama.)
HOMCEOPATHIC PHYSICIAN
& Graduate Of The
UNIVEOSITY
Of Leipzig Germany.
Office & Residence at the house of
Geo. W. Day, near R. R. track, Rose-
uury.
Dr. OA- BONHAM
RESIDENT DENTIST
Roseburg - - - - Or
OfBce over head in Marks buildiu?. My rcputa
tion as a Dentist is based on 'he merits of my
work. Prices reasonable and to suit the times.
43TG0LD FILLING A SPECIALTY.ta
The Leading
DRUG HOUSE
W. S. Hamilton.
Successor to S. Hamilton.
Roseburg - - - Oregon.
EDWARD J! PAGE,
SURGEON AND PHYSICIAN,
OAKLAND . - OREGON.
Special attention to diseases of
women.
THE OLD RELIABLE
Established in 1867.
Jacob BitL'zer
MAESTEES.
Homeopathic and Patent Medicines,
Perfumes, Satchet powder, Combs,
Toilet articles, etc, etc; Stationery, ink
spectacles, dusters, memoranda and
school books, mucilage, pencil, erasers,
shoulder braces, sponges, trusses, drug
gist sundries, etc.
DEUG--S
And chemicals, paints, oils and var
nishes, window glass and putty, wall
paper, cement, a full line of brashes.
Perscriptions and family receipts care
fully compounded. All ol wMco, and
much more can be found at our
STORE.
MLWOOD MILLS
ON HUBBARD CREEK.
CLARKE & BAKER, Proprietors.
We are now prepared to furnish lumber o the
best quality In quantities to suit the purchasers,
always having on hand the largest st ock of any mil
in Douglas County.
We will furnish lumber at our mill at the following
TRICES.
Ko-1 rough lumber...... $s to f 10 M
No, 1 flooring, 6 inch Dili ... $is M
No. 1 flooring, i inch D & M -..$18 M
No. 1 finishing lumber... $16 m
CLARKE & BAKER.
INSURANCE.
GO TO
Humphrey & F,int.
And get your property insured, for
they represent reliable companies, such
as the
AIIGLO IIEVADA
Of California And
LONDON ASSURANCE CORPORATION
Humphrey & Flint
VOL. XII.
J. JSKULEK.
t Practical
Watchmaker, Jeweler and Optician .
ALL WORK WARRANTED;,
Dealer in Watches, Clock, Jewelry,
Spectacles and Eyeglasses.
A FULIi LINK OF '
CIGARS, TOBACCO & FANCY GOOD.
THE ONLy RELIABLE OPTOMER IN TOWN
for the proper adjustment of Bp-Ktaclcs. Depot
of the Genuine Brazilian Pebble Spectacles and Eyo
glasses. Office la Hamilton's Brick Bio ck. ,
NEW YORK LUMBER
& Wood Yard
''' East side of track one block south of
depot is where you will find number
one dry lumber, Sugar pine, Cedar,
Fir, and all Dimention lumber for
buildings, sawed and shaved cedar
shingles, Sash Doors, Blinds, Screen
Doors, Mouldings, Wall and Stair
railings, Balusters, Brackets, Newel
posts, Ceiling, Rustic, Flooring, and
all kinds of Finishing lumber, sawed
and split Cedar posts, 1 h inch plank
sawed expressly for sidewalks. I
represent the Sugar Pine Door &
Lumber Co. of Grant's Pass Or. which
from personal inspection I believe to
06 the finest establishment on the Pa
cific coast, it employes seventy men.
The Proprietors and Overseers are all
Eastern men and experts in the busi
ness, the machinery is new and put
up in the best manner, and all under
srtict discipline and order. Their
work is all done by number one me
chanics and is equal to any work of
the kind done in New York or the
East. Fruit boxes, Picket fences and
Gates complete. I also represent a
number one mill at Yoncolla where I
have sawed all Dimention lumber to
order on short notice. All guaranteed
as represented or no sale. Call and
see stock and prices before purchasing.
Stove wood constantly on hand at
HARD TIME PRICES.
Meat IsTobrK.et
McGregor's old stand,
Jackson Street : Roseburg.
W. 15. liohrcr, & Co
HIGHEST MARKET PRICE PAID FOR HIDES.
THIS MARKET is always supplied with
the choicest quality of
Of all kinds, including beef, pork, veal and
mutton; also, corn beef, sausage, lard, etc.
The most favorable inducements offered to
patrons, and no effort will be spared toward
giving satisfaction.
BLACKSMITH AND WHEELWRIGHT
BOWEN BROS.
Having dissolved the copartnership exist
ing between Bunnell &, Bo wen Bros, and
arc now prepared to do all work in the
line in a
WORKMANLIKE
MANSER, AND AT REASONABLE RATES.
CITY DRAYTNG
DONE WITH DISPATCH.
CALL ON
JOS. CARLOS.
ORDER,
'OXTR
FRUIT jpj THREES jvORjsz TTINES I
RUITA-ar lREES3"0R INES I
FliOlI
OF SOUTH UMPQUA MILLS.
HE IS AGENT FOR DOCGLAS COUNTY FOB
tt.iTMt rslicnouta iiiidccdv nnuniuv
of Allen. Alameda couutv, California. A corpora
tion havinsr 60 Acres set out in Nursery.
CALL ON niM, OK WRITE FOR DESCRIPTIVE
Catalosuo and prices to bis address, Box 66,
Koaebuis, Oregon.
WILLAMETTE UNIVERSITY
DEPARTMENTS.
I College of 1 iberal arts;
. JS.olleife, ' Iaw- JudK Wm. Ramsey, dean.
IV Woman s college. Mrs. C. C. Hawlev, dean.
ii college ol medicine,
Dr.
f r i j
li-i i- i uiusic. i.. bi. i-arvin, director,
ILniversity academy.
V II-Art department, "lliss Marie Craig, iustructo .
360 STUDENTS i
400 GRADUATES,
Thirty teachers. Day board for youD$ men.
$1.50 PER WEEKo
irst term begins September 6. Cataioeues and
lulormaUon sent free. Address.
Tlios. VanScoy,
Salem, Oregon
Douglas County Bank,
HUMPHREY 4 FLINT,
Roseburg - - - . Oregon
TRANSACT A GENERAL,
BANKING- BUSINESS
Sight Drafts Drawn on
Portland, San Francisco, New York and
other points. Bills of exchango on the
principal cities of Europe. Deposits re
ceived subject to check. Collections made
on all accessaWepoints at reasonable rates,
HOTELS AND RESTAURANTS-
DEPOT HOTEL,
OAKLAND; OREGON, -
XCioJLaftl ThomaN,
.J : ft.. . .
Prop.
' .First Class
SLEEPING ACCOMODATIONS.
AND THE
Table supplied with the Best the Market affords
Hotel a he Dt:pot of the Railroad.
Genirai Hole! !
KOSEBUKG, O ItKGON,
Board and Lodging per dy . .
" " " " week
" Without Lodcrinir. .
$1.00
...... s.oo
...... 4.0c
Meals, 25 cents. Lodging, 25 cents
Tborough satisfaction is promised to travel
ersand the public gencrnllv.
MRS- . GARRISON, rr. p.
No Chinese employed .
NOTICE-
TO ALL WHOM IT MAY CON
cern that I have appointed D. W.
Steams of Calapooia Precinct, Inspec
tor of Stock for said Precinct, Post
office address, Oakland. Also llalph
Smith of Wilbur Precinct, Postollice
add ress, Wilbur and others will be
added as parties interested make their
desires known to me.
THOS. SMITH
Inspector of Stock fcr Douglas Co. Or.
Wilbur, Or., April 13tb, 1887.
MOORE'S RESTAURANT.
Triiidpaal Business Street.)
Rosstilmirg', Oregon
MEALS 25 CENTS LODGING 25 CENTS
-We Keep the Best the Market Affords.
CIVIL BE1D STORE
V. L. ARRINGTON,
DEALER IN -
Dry Goods G-rocsies sto
AI. Kinds of Produce Taken in Excbango
CIVIL EENP, DOUG. CO , OREGON
NEW STORE
AT
would respectfully inform the puLlie that lie
lias on hand a fine assortment of
Iry tiootls, Groceries,
Reatly-llasle Clothing
and in fact everything usually kept at a
iirst-class store, (jive hiin a call.
Goods at Low Prices.
All kinds of Produc
Taken in Exchange for Goods.
tiAll orders promptly attended to.
MRS. S. A. IIUTCHLYSON,
MILLINERY STORE!
Oaltlaml, - Oregon.
ADIES WILL FiffD MY STOCK LAP.GE AND
V Complete. Prices moderate.
diva M Call. alca. S. A. IIcTcnixsos
Malaussene and Clements
New Furniture Store
IN FLbED S OLD STORE.
A full lino of first class Furniture.
Anything repaired or made to order.
CALL I2TSTANTEII.
FROM
SROSEBURG TO tEMPIREtlCITY.
From KoseLurg to Looking Glass $ .75
" " Foot of mountain .... 2.00
" " Dora 5.00
" " Fairview 5.50
" " Sumner 6.50
" " Matshficlil 7.00
" " Empire City 7.50
DAILY EXCEPT SUNDAY.
For Tarticlars Inq-ire at the Tost Office.
Jas c. Mcculloch, prop.
EUBOFEAN PLAX.
JJSM0XD HOTEJi,
First Class In Every Particular,
CORSER FBOXr Atfo MuKKISOX SlS.
F0RTLAND, 0REGCys
Thomas GciSEAS, Proprietor.
ROSEBURG, OREGON EHIDAY, SEPTEMBER 30.
Great Overland Monte
THE NORTHERN PACIFIC RAILROAD
-ONLY LI'E ItUNNIXO -
Pullman Palace Sleeping Oars.
Maraificent Pay Coaches, and ,-:.r
Elegant Briurajif Sleepu Caw,
-WITH : BERTHS FREE OF COST.-
FROM WASHINGTON - AND OREGON
TO HE EAST I
Yia St. Paul aH Minneapolis!
ONLY TRAXSCONTINEHtAL LINE RUNNIK '.
2Palace ;lnirig Cixii
(Meals, 75 Cents) - -;
FASTESIME EVER WADE i
FROM THE COAST
OVER THE
C 4? NORTHERN PACItiC RAILROAD
To Sioux City,
Council Bluffs,
St. Joseph, Atchison,
Leavinvortli,
Kansas City,
Burlington, Qnincy,
ST. LOUIS, CHICAGO,
AND ALL TOINTS .
O
. O
EST
AND MOUTIIEAST
AND OOUTHEASl
O-
O
Via St. Paul and Minneapolis.
f$ Emigrant Sleeping Cars ffi
Are hauled on regular Ex
2re88 Trains over the
Entire Length of
THE NORTHERN PACIFIC RAILROAD
Leave Portland at 3:00 P. m., daily; ar
rive at Minneapolis or Si. Paul 12;30
p m , third day. :
Connection made at Sc. . Paul and
Minneapolis, to all points East, South
and Southeast.
PACIFIC DIVISION.
Train leaves Portland daily at 11:45
A. si., arriving at New Tacoma at 6:30
p. m., connecting with O. R. k N. Co's
boats fov all points on Paget Sound.
A. D. CHARLTON,
General Western Passenger Agent,
No.' 2- Washington St.,
Portland, Oregon.
Oregon . TAacihc T
nly U-'opular 1'
ver A icturescjue A
ailroad
oute
kanges
22i MILES SHORTER, 20 HOURS LESS TIME.
Accommodations unsurpassed for comfort and
safety. Fares and Freights via Yaquina and the
Orciron Development Co's Steamships much less
Mian hr any other route between all io"mts in the
Willamette Valley and San Francisco.
DAILY PASSENGER TRAINS.
(Excepts Sundays )
leaves Vaijuina 0.30 a in ) Leaves Alliany 1. 00 p m
leaves 1'ctrvallisi 10.38am i Leaves Corvallis 1.47 p m
Arrive Albany 11.15 a m I Arrive Yaquina 5. 50 p in
O. & C. trains connect at Albany and Corvallis.
A'.M . M. Ho ao, C. C. Hooi e,
Gen. Manager. Actinj G. F. & P. Agt.
Corvallis, Oregon.
OREGON DEVELOPMENT COMPANY.
First class Steamship Line between Yaquina and
San Francisco connecting at Yaquina with the
trainsof the Oregon Faciflc Railroad Company.
SAILING DATES.
From Yatjuina From Ean Francisco
Eastern Oregon, Tu Aui; 30 E'steni Or. Wed Sept 7
Will. Vallcv, Wed. Sept 7 j Wi'l. Val. Wed " 14
Eastern Oregon Moil ' 12 Eastern Or. Sun " 18
Yaquina City, Thu. 15 Yaquina City Fri " 23
Will. Valley Mon Sept. 19 I Wil. Valley Tucs ' 27
Eastern Oregon Sat ' 21 Eastern Or. Sat Oct 1
Yaquina City Wed ' 28 ! Yaquina City Tu " i
The Company reserves the right to change steam
ers or sailin? dates. S. BTobv, Gen. F & P Agt.
301 Kontsfomery St., San Francisco, Cal.
OVERLAND 10 CALIFORNIA
VIA
OREGON AND CALIFORNIA R. R.
And Connection
THE MT. ShASTA ROUTE.
Close connections made at Ashland witn stages of
the California, Oregon & Idaho Stage Company
Only JO Mile oi'Stoging
Time lielween Roseburg and San Francisco,
: 29 hours.
CALIFORNIA F.XI'RKSS TRAINS DAILY.
South I From May 1, 18S7.
North.
4:00 r. M. Leave Portland Arrive 1 10:40 A. M.
l:4.i a. m. j Leave Roseburg Leave 1 12:50 A. v.
8:30 a.m. I Arrive Ashland Leave! 5:40 P.M.
PtJLMAN JJITFPET SLEPEES.
Daily between Portland and Ashland.
The O. aud C. R. R. Ferry makes connection with all
the regular trains on EasSideDiv.trom footof F St.
West Side Division-
BETWEEN PORTLAND & CORVALLIS
MArt TRAIR DArLT (KXCIUT SfKDAT.
LEAVE. I ARRIVE.
Fortland 7. JO A. M. CorrallU 12.23 P. M
Corvallis 1.30 P. M. Portland 6.15 P. M
At Albany and Corvallis connect with trains of
vregon i acme.
EX TRESS TRAIN DAILT (EXCEPT St'SDAT.)
LEAVE. ' I ARRIVE.
Portland 4.60 P. M. McMlnnville.. 8.00 P. M.
McMinnvillc 6.45 A.M. I Portland 9.00 A. M.
For full information regarding rates, maps, etc.,
call on company's agent.!
R. KOEnLER, E. P. ROGERS.
Manager. G. F. Pass Agcut.
j DR. JORDAN'S
Museum of Anatomy.?
1 751 MARKET STREET
? II IV-riO AND LEARN HOW TO AVOID
X disease, and how wonderfulb
you are made. Private office, SU Geary Street
Consultation on lost manhood and all diseases of
men. Send tor Books.
s. 11 r
neview.
Samuels Marks,
S. MARKS & Co.
DEALERS IN
SBnfflAL IIlOIMBIil
-HAVE CONSTANTLY ON HAND
J;
M
Crockery, Glassware,
Provisions, Cigars,
Woo
and Produce of every Descrip
tion Bought
AND THE VERY HIGHEST CASH PRICES PAID FOR THEM.
S. BxXmtS & CO Roseburg, Or.
ITCH
But before you do
H
W. Or. WOODWARD'S
SI AR M
La S S
-AND
Buy a New 1st of Harness
OB A SADDLE ;
One of the Riggcet and Rest Stock
use nothing but the Lest
EVERYTHING IN THIS LINE.
W. Gr. Woodward Hoseburg.
! WELLHERE
mum ernes!!
The largest Hardware house in Oregon now
can offer you "Big Bargains" in
Champion Steel Mowers
The best in the world-Light Reapers, steel Harvesters & Binders.
The Champion Steel Binder is a "daisy" Look at it and weep, you
mossbacks of other machines To see is to buy.
i We Defy the world to produce its equal,
Superior Stoves and Rangcs-Firebacks warranted for 15
years-Cant be beat,
Lansing Steel Skein Wagons-Look at them and tell us what you
think of them. White, New Ilome and Domestic Sewing Ma
chines. Everybody knows them.
Plows, Cultivators, Aultman Taylor threshers, Hardware of every description.
Tinware till you can't rest. If it isa't cheap enough we will give it to you.
Dont forget that we can sell you cheaper than any one in ihe State Only
$1L ; Write for prices. Wc have a Store, Cellar and warehouse full of goods
and we must sell. If you want bargains come and see us. If you can't come
write andjwe willave you gome moiipy.
1000 REWARD
Will bo given any man
entist of larpo experi- rtirTj5J
who will produce a sci
once, ana wiueiy kiiowu 2Vil
'sew" . v
to be an noneraDie man,
who win assert mat re
re- riHUj iwuT f
PrACpCALLY
fined cast zinc is not one
of the most eudunnff
all known materials
withstand the actions of
the wsather.
DETROIT
BRONZE CO.,
Detroit, Mich
5000 "
r " MHMI
J. A. Cardwell, Agept,
BTJICK C BEXJA3IIN
REAL ESTATE AGENCY.
REAL ESTATE AGENCY.
Roschurs
Oregon .
tSThvy and Sell Real Estate on Commission. Loan
Money on Improved Lands.
yilave For Sale Large and Small Trai ts of -firri-cultural.
Grazing and Timber Lands and City
Proierty. Correspondence Solicited.
j D. S, K. BU1CK, Manager.
T H. O'M ALLEY,
V . Proprietor of the
ROSEBURG MARBLE WORKS.
And Dealer in
TOOMBSTONES, TABLETS, ETC.
Shop Rear oIKojrau'i Store.
r - J
5 " ' i!. &
1887.
Asiier Marks
G0()DS(
I 1
Boots and Snoes.
UP!
that come 'round
to
HI
mi
of Goods ever Drought to Town. I
.leather, and have got
DON'T FAIL TO CALL ON ME
WE ARE AGAIN
ncnccp
prepared to rccieve you with open arms,
We
SIIERSDAX BROS-
WHITE BRONZE
-AND-
STATUARY
Were awarded
-GOLD MEDAL
AT
WORLD'S FAIR,
New Orleans,
1 8 4 -
i
esigijsaijel
friceg on
IMTMTQ
9
- Jacksonville, Oregon
LOOKING GLASS
GEI8T MILL
HAS been purchased by
J. Gr- Wright,
who has remodelled it.
A STEAHI ENGINE
WILL BE ADDED BY
August 15th.
IIRST nLASS T?LOUR
IKST JLASS TLOUR
O-N SHORT NTOTZCZl S
EVERY SACK GUARANTEED !
J. C. WRIGHT Proprietor.
DEPOT; HOTEL,
ROSEBURG, OREGON.
Board $1 per Day; Single Meals, 25 cents,
tfarrnis house has lately changed hands and is
oroughly renovated and refurnished. The travl
Dg public will Snd the best of accommodations.
No Chinrtmeu Employed
r
sunn BAILEY.
' ' FBISOO
NO. 2(5
Absolutely Pure.
This powder never varies. A marvel of purity
trcngth and who.csomencss. More economical
than the ordinary kinds, and cannot be sold in com
petition with the multitude of low test, short
weight alum or phosphate powders. Sold only in
pans. ROYAL BAKING POWDER. CO., 108 Wall
St. K. Y.
MRS-E.F- H0TCHKISS
" FINE MILLINERY
AND
NEAT DRESSMAKING
ROSEBURG OREGON.
WILL FURNISH YOU THE BEST AD FINEST
Goods m the market. Ladies Wear, Laces,
Ruchinap, Hosiery aud Jewelry.
The dressmaking department is in skillful
hands, and under the immediate supervision
of Mrs. Hotchkiss.
CALL AND SEE. NEAR THE DEfOT
D--T. PRITCHABD
SO YEARS
WATO XI IVI KTill
AND
JEWBLKK
SHOP ON JACKSON STREET, OPPO
site Sheridan Bros, hardware store.
ROsEBURG ----- OREGON.
THE
New York Coffee House
VS.
And Oyster Saloon
Leading Chech Restaurant
in the City,
SIFORD " HACKNEY, PROPRIETORS
132 FIRST STREET,
PORTLAND ORECON
2TFrivato Rooms of the Latest Designs for Ladies
OPEN DAY AND KIGHT
STATE
AGRICULTURAL COLLEGE,
CORVALLIS, OREGON.
THE NEXT SESSION WILL BEGIN
on September Sth, with a full Faculty as
ast year. B. L. ARNOLD, Fres.
SELLING OFF
AT COST ! !
-FOR-
6o DAYS! 6o
THE ENTIRE .
-B.STOCK OP--
L C. Sheridan's
i
HARDWARE
CONSISTING OF j
Stoves, Iron & Steel, Shovels
Pitch forhs, Barley Forlis,
Axes, Guns, Pistols, Cut
lery, Augers, Cross-cut
Saws, Hand Saws, Planes
Braces, Bitts, Squares,
Hammers, Locks, Butts,
Screws Files, Tinware,
Stoveware, Etc,
Tlie BEST PIANOS and ORGANS
IN THE WORLD
Are manufactured and sold for the least money
1 riftn s
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f'fk 6 H i N O f O N . W A R ft ZHCoTtTTa
DOUGLAS COUNTY
Is Situated in Southern Oregon,
and is a veritable empire of 4,950
Square Miles, being larger than
the Great State of Connecticut
Magnificent Climate. Wonderful
Resources. Live Men Wanted.
The Review is the Medium for
Reaching this Great Empire.
AILROAD MILLIONAIRES.
Their Llces not Devoid, of Dark Days,
Fitted telth Anjcietf.
New York, Sept. 21. The Commer.
cial Bulletin to day, commenting edi
torially on Charles Crocker's testimony
given yesterday before tQo TJ. S. rail
road commission, during which, he said
there was a time when he would have
been glad to quit with a clean shirt,
says: "Railroad millionaires are con
stant tara;et3 of self -sacrificing philo
sophists who propose to abolish pover
ty by abolishing wealth; but it never
occurs to them that wrecked million
aires often have a hard road to travel
and have been at 'Poverty - Carner'
themselves, even while" prosecuting the
most gigantic enterprises, from" which
the whole country Las been immensely
benefitted."
Crocker's testimony is quoted, and
the editorial says: "After all, those
millionaires do not always recline on
beds of roses; trouble and anxiety in
cident to their enterprises, even when
they are successful, are 'something
which anti-poverty philosophers proba
bly never experienced, but when as in
thi3 case, the whole thing was on tlie
verge of a collapse we doubt whether
they would be ready to exchange their
condition for that which was only at
tainable by the rich man, after such a
rough experience, even with a clean
shirt thrown in.
Such serious conflict of opinion
have arisen between the members of
the Civil Service Commissioner over
the question of the right of removal of
clerks, that there is some talk of the
resignation of the President, Mr.
Edgerton, who holds that the . appoint
ing power has authority to dismiss
employes in the classified service abso
lutely, without asking questions, while
his colleagues maintain that no re
movals should be made without speci
fying the cause that this power is ex
tremely limited. It is expected that
the President will be finally called
upon to settle the controversy.
If all who use distilled liquors '
would take the same quantity of malt '
iquora without inducing non-drinkers
to begin, some benefit might be experi-.
enced by the community. But the ef
fort appears to be to induce everybody
to drink beer that some may not drink
stronger liquors. As there is so much
beer sold, wc may ask where aro the
cases of reformation? With a consid
erable acquaintance with reformed
persons we have as yet to find one who
was brought back from gin, whisky or
jrandy by the substitution of beer
Chri8tianQilcocale.
If you should ever go to sea, there
are several little things von want to
remember. In the first place, if vou
hear the captain talking about a crack
yacht don't ask bun if a (Tack yacht is
a yacht that leaks. Remember1 that
the swell of the sea is not caused by
dropsy, aud that ships are never
boarded at hotels. Make friends with
the steward or stewardess, for thero i3
no telling how soon you may need his
or her services, and you must not get
angry if, after rolling all night, the
steward asks you if you don't want a
fresh roll.
Dan Eamiett, the father of modem
negro ministreLsy, is selling milk for a
living in Chicago. He is a genial old
man of 72, who entertains his friends
with interesting reminiscences. Occa
sionally he blacks up and gives them a
taste of what negro miniatrelsy was
before it degenerated into burlesque
opera and male ballet business. Era
mitt's fame will rest on the authorship
of "Dixie," which he wrote to please
some professional friends in New York
never dreaming that it would become
an imperishable national air.
''Stop work the moment you frel
that it is telling upon you, and take
your vacation on your feet not on
your back." Such is the sound sense
expressed by the critic "lounger" in a
bit of a paragraph telling of the dis
comfiture of some brain-workers who
overdid the thing.
The egg of unbelief is hatched in the
nest of human passions. As Massillon
observed: "The yoke of faith is never
rejected but in order to shake off the
yoke of duties; and religion would nev
er have an enemy were it not the ene
my of self-indulgence and vice."
T 4 that are fretful, peevish,
JJV)Vt9 crosa or troubled with
Windy Colic, Teething Pains, or
Stornach Disorders, can be relieved
at once by using Acker's Baby Soother.
It contains no Opium or Jlorphine,
hence Is safe. . Price 25 cents. Sold bv
at Marster's tlrug store.
thousands suffering from Asthma, Con
sumption, Coughs, etc. Did yoa ever try
Acker's English Remedy? It is the best
preparation known for ail Long Troubles,
sola on positive guarantee at 10c, COo.
at Marster's drug store.
Kurnox this rna.