ROSEBURG REVIEW FRIDAY, MAY, 6, 1887, t'OMJU VXICA Tl O X. Washington, April, 18th, 1887. The Commissioners of the District of Columbia have done all in their power to make Sunday "blue" in Wash ington. They hare resurrected the old "closing laws" which have not long mouldered in the statute book and are rigidly enforcing them. Not only saloons, but every sort of an. establish where trade is carried on for profit, except apothecary shops and under taking establishments, are to be tight ly closed. Yesterday was the seeond Sunday since the old, new law went into effect. On tho preceding Sunday crowds of thirsty men were seen leaving the "dry'' city and going in the direction of the taverns on the country roads in the vicinity. Long before dark the suburban bars were "closed," not be cause it was Sunday, but tecause their supply of liquids was exhausted. There was no deficiency yesterday at these nlaces. Dunns the week beer wagons and grocery teams from the city stocked all the country hotels, taverns and "road-houses" with liquor sufficient to supply the expected de mand. , A close observer cf the dietetic hab it of the Cabinet has discovered, and jjiven to the world the result of his re searches, that the only total absta-'ner Who sits at Mr. Cleveland's Council Board is Attorney General Garland, lie also discovered that Secretary Whitney's liquor bills were very large owing to his liberal hospitality. If any-thing were needed, however, to rlemnnst.rate the lean in 2 of the Pres- uwt ident towards the temperance cause, it is nliv necessary to point to the re cent example set in this respect by the mistress of the White House, who, without the least trace of fanaticism or intolerance, occupies the position that the drinking of intoxicating FAITH. Fain would I hold my lamp of life aloft; Like yonder tower built high above the reef: Steadfast, though tempests rage or winds blow soft, Clear, though the skies dissolve in tears of grief. For darkness passes, storms shall not abide; A little patience ana tne fog is past. After the sorrow of the ebbing tide Xhe singing flood returns in joy at last The night is long and the pain weighs heav ily, But God will hold His world above descair. Look to the east where up the lucid sky ine morning climbs! The day shall yet be fair. Celia Thaxter. fm i quors is neither a, proper thing nor to encourage. li to do It will be remom Wrxl Uiat at the Diolomatic State dinner the cus'.omary seven or u,inP9'di'ft served, as usual, to the guests, (Mrs. Cleveland took only wa ter, Mrs. Cleveland s interesting personal ity continues to afford much material for the gossips and the press. - Iler most trivial sayings and doings, and many things which she.has never said nr ilnn a. are eonstantlv printed. She v - 4. is now enjoying a season of quiet re tiremontand rest at the President's country place, "Oak View," and has not been to the White House for foitnight ' : The novel proposition has been mads that all the ladies who have presided ne hostess of the Executive mansion make arrangements for a meeting and Washington. All the former Presidents have passed away, but thlre are still living eleven ladies who Mve occupied the position of first lady of the land. These are the wid- cw of President Tyler and Mrs. Sem- nle. her sten-dauahter, now an inmate of the Louise Home in this city, who. .liirmrr thfi nariod between her own o. I mother's death and the second marri age of her father, was the head of his hnnst.br.lfl at Mie White House. Then there are the widow of Pesident Polk, and Mrs. Johnston, the niece of Pres irWfc TWhanan. who was for four ihe mistress of the Mansion Mrs. Patterson, the daughter o: President Johnson; Mrs. , Grant, who had the position for aight years; Mrs, Hayes who had it fcr four; Mrs. Gar field, who had it only six months; Mrs, McElroy, the late President Arthur's sister, who was lady of the White House during part of each of the three years of his term; Miss Rose Cleveland, who reigned fifteen, months nnrl lastlv. the YOUnoT wife of the .. ' J - o President. i When, last evening, General Sheri dan repeated by request, his lectuere on "The Modern Pagan," which was, by the way an attack and a refutation o of Inrjersollisui, ho was introduced to the audienco by the lieutenant Gen et al of tho Army. They are friends and of each other but are not relatives. The lecturer says he constantly asked what relation he is to General "Phil." He answered the question humorously once, in a politic al snecch. "So that there can be no possible misunderstanding," said he, will state that I am neither his father nor his brother nor his cousin nor his jmcla nor his wife's aunt's sister'i mother-in law. In fact, he was no possible relation of the great soldier. "General George," he is called by his friends, owas his title of General to having once been Adjutant-General of Louisana. He was elected to the Forty-third Congress from that state, but his election was contested by ex Governor Pmchback, and he was not awarded his seat until the closing hours of tha last day of the last session, just in time to draw his pay for - two years service, mileage, and expenses of contest, amounting in oil to about fourteen thousand dollars. COMFORT IN BLUE CLOUDS. Tricks Why Men Smoke The Peculiar and Oddities of Smokers. "How do men smoke?" repeated tho man of knowledge, in a reply to a query of the reporter, aa he tilted back in his chair and lit a cigar. "I should answer that by asking another question, that is, Why do men smoke? You tell me why a man uses the 'noxious weed' and I wiU tell you how he does it. There are an infinite number of reasons why men smoke. Some men smoke because they are nervous, some men smoke because they are phlegmatic, many merely from habit, a very large number do it because others do so, and a small minority smoko because they really enjoy it "Smokers have all sorts of peculiar tricks and oddities. One man I once knew had a trick of constantly knock ing off the ashes with his little finger. He would keep that little finger wagging continually, and when there were no ashes he would burn bis finger. But it was a habit which he seemed wholly un able to overcome. Some men whom I have known would always swallow the smoke. The nicotine-laden vapors whicfi they would take into their stomachs must have kept those organs in a con stant state of distension. "Others seem to find an inexplicable delight in making chimneys of their noses and sending the smoke in vol umes through those orifices. I once knew a man who had a peculiar trick of shutting one eye to look along his cigar with the other as he put it into bis mouth. He was a bashful man, and never thought of flirting with the girls on the street, but that habit used to get him into no end of scrapes. How? Why, the girls all thought he was winking at them. "The peculiar habits of smokers will sometimes run through a whole family. I remember a funny instance of that. A man came to me in my office one day and represented himself as a brother of an old mend of mine, lie wa3 a shabby, forlorn-looking specimen, and I was not inclined to believe his story, especially as there was no personal re semblance to his brother, but I sat and talked to him a while. He told a plausi ble story, but still I was not inclined to believe him, and finally I told him to clear but, that I couldn't be bothered with him. Then my better feelings came to the front, and I gave him a ci gar, j He took it with a sad, forgiving smile and lit it. "He hadn't taken But one puff before I was on my feet begging his pardon, After taking that puff he had taken out his cigar with a peculiar jerk and had blown the smoke out of the corner of his mouth in a manner which I had noticed and laughed over a hundred times when with his brother I saw him do it. I knew then that I was not be ing imposed upon. "Galveston News. Coloration of Animals. Coloration was long quite unintelligi Die, that or creatures which are very conspicuous and often so gaudily col ored as to attract attention; but it is now found that many groups of species thus colored have a totally different kind of protection in being endowed with such an offensive odor and taste as to be inedible. Whole families of' butterflies, moths, beetles and other insects are now known by actual experiment to be so protected, and those in every case pos sess conspicuous colors, or at all events are entirely wanting in those protective hues which characterize most creatures which serve as food to others. As illustrations of these forms of use ful characters I may mention the glow worm and fireflies, which belong to in edible groups, but being nocturnal and soft-bodied, would be liable to be seized and injured, if not devoured, without the warning light which tells all insect- eating creatures (after one. experience) that they are uneatable. This interpre tation of the use of the light was sug gested by Mr. Belt and has been adopted by Mr. Darwin. A. R. Wallace in Fortnightly Review. Effect of Lamp Shades on Eyesight. In some interesting experiments made by an English oculist on the relative values of various forms of lamp shades an important result was arrived at. The method pursued by him was to measure the brightness of white paper lying on a; table over which the scource of artificial light was suspended at a given distance by means of a Weber photometer. Thus the fact was confirmed that the general effect of a shade is to increase very greatly the illumination immediately under the light, while not modifying it notably at an angular distance greater than forty-five degrees from this re gion. Taking as a measure of the value of the illumination in this case the number of lines which can be read from a news paper in a minute, and as a unit of illumination that of a normal candle at a perpendicular distance of a meter from the paper, it is' found that the best illumination is not less than fifty such units, but even a fifth of ; this illumina tion is very rarely secured, except im mediately under a lamp provided with a good shade. Scientific Journal. TVnat It Denotes. A phrenologist says that "fullness un der the eye denotes language.'' When the fullness is caused by another man s fist it denotes very bad language, gener ally. Norristown Herald. A man named Hug is running for iudfre in Philadelphia. He ought to be able to squeeze in. Backlen s Arnica Sal 76- Th e Best Salve in ; the world for Cuts, Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheum, Fever Sores, Tetter, Chapped Hand3, Chilblains, Corns, and all Skin Eruptions, and positively cures Piles, or no pay required. It is guaranteed to give perfect satisfaction, or money refunded- Price 25 cts "ibox. Far saleby Marsters & Co v f wouM enjoy your dinner J vv and are prevented by Dys pepsia, use Ackers Dyspepsia Tablets. They are a positive cure for Dyspepsia, In digestion, Flatulency and Constipation. We guarantee them. 25 and 5Q cents. at Masster's drug store. ' the of oft. 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ALL WORK WARRANTED. JOSEPH SIIINDLER. PROPRIETOR Of The C IT Y BAKERY AND K This space is reserved for EEPS CONSTANTLY ON HAND A full stock, of Bread, Cakes, Pics, Plain and Fancy Crackers, etc. Also a fine selection of French anil American Candies and Choc late Goods Wool and Produce of every Descrip tion Bought AND THE VERY HIGHEST CASH PRICES PAID FOR THEM. S. MAltlCS S: CO Roselmrir. Or. i Makes The Very Best Lumber. ROUGH per M 8.00 v RUSTIC per M S1G.00 FLOORING per M. $16.00, Sam Cameron Manager. j Situated 15 miles from Rosi Lurg o.i North Umpqua. Gooi! toads in Summer. CA10 BEOS HITCH U P to If you wish to buy Good White O i' Colored Shirts, Ask for the STANDAED OOO- Fok a Good Pair of Overalls, Ask for the Boss of the Road and take no others. To 13 had of all fiwt-clasa dealers. But before you do that come 'round W. Gr. WOODWAED'S M n AND - Buy a New Set of Harness OR A SADDLE One of the Biggest and Best Stock of Goods ever Brought to Town use nothing hut the best leather, and have got i EVERYTHING IN THIS LINE. DON'T FAIL TO CALL ON ME W Gr. Woodward Hoseburg. IM!! (II, SUCCESSOR TO - Abraham, Wheeler & 0B L CI .Ml) MiW V I OUUilll 1 UIIJJ JiUUll ill U lit1 Wholesale and Retail DEALERS IN ! . -1 i wmber. Sugar Pine, Yellow Pine, Fir and Oak, Well Sea soned in Our DRY HOUSE When Desired. ALSO Miiiiulactiircrsof Sash & Doors in .ill Sizes and Ouantltics. Our Factory is now in full operation and wc can offer as a specialty all kinds of Store SCai'dty of money and tllO prCSGIlt depression ill business, WL ana Uffich rittings, Tcbniso and Sckoll work at lowest figures. We solicit correspon dence which is assured prompt attention.! -DEALERS IN GENERAL MERCHANDISE, Koseburc: Oregon. Has on hand constantly a large and complete assortment o General Merchandise and will be pleased to see his old friends and patrons, as well as new ones, who in co nsideration of'the Sugar Pine D;or & Lumber Co. Grants Pass. Oregon. DEV0REJ & ELLIOTT Successors to PAGE $ DIM 311 CK DEALERS IN study their own interests by calling on lvm and examining Before purchasing elsewhere. I do. not claim to sell goods at cost, or less man cost, but will assure all who patronize me i tat tnoy win get their goods At Tlie Lowest Living Profit. Produce Of All Kinds Taken At Market Price. Sol. Abraham. no 11 El 11 I i 1 rnv j S3 J h '' THAT TUB , j,? 2 O ! V EXACT LABLC IS ON A f t) o ! If EA0H OHIWieY A3 8 H S 8 ! 14 SHOWN IM PICTURE. V J 5 si if? Emit u - HI I ?2 if B if s2 V' '5 a 1 I M. iFAOTURED ONLY Y GEO. ..MAGBETH 4 E0. PITTSBURGH Pt. fOR SALCWtDf ALERS EVWY WHERE. CT. t3 "EXXl3LS. A Full Line of Staple and Fancy Groceries, Table axd Pocket Cutlebt, Glassware Cfrookery Qneensware - Etc. Goods Delivered anywhere in the City limits, Free of Charge. BARKER7 & WILLIS, DEALERS IN GROCERIES, PROVISIONS, NOTIONS, CROCK ERY, GLASSWARE, TOBACCO, CIGARS, ETC. ETC. - A SPECIALTY. Produce bought and the highest cash price paid. ROSEBURG OREGON. New Stage Line. ROSEBURG TO CAMAS VAUEY Leaves Roseburg, Mondays, Wednes diys, Fridays, and returns Tuesdays, lhursdays, and Saturdays. Time of leaving both terminal points 6 o'clock M. and anives at each point at 6 o clock p. M. Robt, T. McCclloch, Prop. EUROPEAN PLAN. jgSMOND HOTEL, first Class In Every Particular, Coeser Frost asd M.riso.s Sts PORTLAND, OKEGON TliOVA Ol lXEAS, rroprittor. JENGSLDSH M iUJ 11 KMftKaT Swei San Tkawxzxi Cau DRUGS, PAINTS, ! 0IL8, GLASS, JEWELRY, i WATCHES, PUTTY. COMBS. I E1C. ETC. We expect to do a strictly cash business, and will endeavor to make it to the interest of all to deal with us. We also invite a continuation of the pat ronage of all former patrons, and solicit new ones. W GIVE JS A CALL.Lg$ Drain & o() Drain. Douglas Co, Oregon, GENERAL DEALERS IN DRY GOODS AND GROCERIES. GEO. M. PRIOR Wm. FERGUSON, ! Camas Valley. Camas Valley, j Teas- F. P. McDEVITT, Roscburjj. Hardware, Crockery, o- -O- L UMBER OF EVERY DESCRIPTION CONSTANTLY ON HAND anil furnislipd on slinrt TCnf? an4 T mvroT rr.Txrr DDTnro " wax,v nuu tfcV VUO AiV T XJkJX A VJLX JT X. llXViJO. RUSTIC AND FLOORIIIG A SPECIALTY- Furnished in any Dimensions,! to Order - Address, PRIOR & FERGUSON, Camas Valley, Douglas County. Or to, F. P. McDEVITT, Roseburg. All Kinds Of Fancy Groceries, Stationary Photograph and Perfumery, Crockery and Queens Ware Autograph albumst Stand, Hand, and Hanging Lamps TABLE CUTLERY AND SILVER WARE,1 and TEN THOUSAND OTHER THINGS TO j NUMEROUS TO MENTION Call And See Me At The Post Office Stand. BUTTER AND EGGS BOUGHT. WIT'Lloore BATS, CAFS, BOOTS Am-JD SHOES. ers will find our stock complete, comprising many articles it is im possible here to enumerate. Would respectfully invite an examination of stock believing a'l can be satisfied that it is for their interest to make purchases here as we buy and sell for cash only. 1SI. JOSEPHSON. II WiTOB P3 o w A ft Q m Keejs a full line of Dress Goods of eveiy variety and Shade. A full line of Silks. A full line of Satins, Brocades and Velvets. A full line of B'ancy Dress Goods. , A full line of Hosiery. A full Hue of Cloihinjr. A fall line of Furnishing Goods. A full line of Hats and Caps, Boots and Shoes. A full line of Staple and Fancy Groceries and Tobaccos A full line 'of Crockery and Glaesware.- And last, but not least, a full line of Ostrich Plumes and Tips, with all kinds of Ladies Hat Trimmings and Hat Shapes of latest pattern. 9 0 0 QD O MJ09EPHSON. 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Coksultatiok Freb. ThorouRh examination and advice, including chemical analysis and micro scopic examination of the urine, $. A-n honest opinion given in every case. The following Medicines supplied at the prices named SIR ASTLY COOPEK VITAL SESTORATlVE s3 a bottle, or four t'mos the quantity, $10. SAMPLE BOTTLE FREE. Sent to any one applying by letter, stating sj niit toms, sex and age. Strict secrecy in regard to all business transactions. The Celebrated Kidjiet Rexrdy, NEPIIRITICUM, for all kinds of kidney and bladder complaints, gon orrhoea, gleet, leacorrhcea, etc. For sale by all drug gists; 81 a bottle, cr 6 bottles for 5,p0. The English DANDELION, LIVER AND DYS PEPSIA PILL is the best in the market. For sale by all druggists; price SO cts. a bottle. Address ENGLISH MEDICAL DISPENSARY, No. II Kiarsct Street, 8s F&ascisco, Cai. LAKGENBERG'S UdQl aitdl Shoe Star, Jackson Strect,Oppclte Poet Office, B oaebaro;, Oregon. KEEPS ON HAND THE LARGEST AND BEST assortment of Eastern and San Francisco and other makes of BOOT8, SHOES, GAITERS, SLIP PERS and everything in the Bool and Shot Hue, and SELLS CHEAP FOR CASH. Boos and Shoes Made to Order, and Perfect Fit Guaranteed. I use the Best of Leather and Warrant ajl my work, Repairing Neatly Done, on Short Notice, Also a full stock of TOYS, NOTIONS MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS and VIOLIN STRINGS. LOUIS LANOENBEUa. JPUIiNIl VRE PAL A CP, UNCLE JOHN GILDERSLEEVE Has the finest stock of furniture south of Portland which he sells as cheap as It can be bought in he State. The new fans-led DO UBLE BED LOUNGE. ASD PATENT CORNICES. Ako has on hand a full assortment of beds and bed ding, chain, tables, BUREAUS AND COMMODES, And all kinds of Childrena Chairs, etc. J". CIUJEfiSLEEtE. 4 j