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ROSEBURG, OREGON, FRIDAY, MAY, C. 1887.
NO. 5.
Roscb
or
GENERAL DIEEOTOBY-;
Cmvkr Cleveland President
Tiros. F. Bayard ...Secretary of State
Daxifx T. MAN.viN,ecretary of lreasnry.
O. C. Lamar .secretary of the interior,
Wat. C. Esdicott Secretary o War
W. C. WniTSEY Secretary of riavy.
W T. Vilai Post Master General .
A. H. auland Attorney General,
Morrison J . W ai k . . .Chief Justice
STATE OF OUEGON.
J'J5 V" V U.S. Senators,
I. II. Mitchell. .. . I
BtsoER Hi: F.Mann. Congressman.
Sylvester 1'f.nxoyek Governor.
Geo. W. McBkide Secretary of State,
G. W. Webb State Treasurer.
K. B. Mt:ELROY....Snpt. Pnb. Instruction.
Frank .Baker. . ... ... .... .state Printer,
R. S. Strahaxv... )
Wat. P. Lord, . ...Supreme Judges,
W. W. Thayee, J
SECOND JUDICIAL DISTRICT.
R. S. Bkax. Judge,
J. W rlAauLT0N....l'roecuting Attorney.
DOUGLAS COUNTY.
.. It. nHai ft-,..-,
JoHtr Emmitt, )
W.F.Bexjamix )
P. P. Palmer, f
Ja. Bludeix, f ' '
II. Mckenzie. )
Thos. R. Sheridan
Bex. C. Agee.
D. S. West.........
. ..Rcpres ntatives.
............Clerk.
Sheriff.
........Treasurer.
G. T. Russell School Superintendent.
j as. A. sterling ....Assessor.
J. S. Fitzhugh, County Judge.
J. Hall, C. A. McGee, . . . .Commissioners.
N. E. Britt ........Surveyor.
lr. s. a. marsters ..Coroner.
Thos. Smith... Sceep Inspector.
precixct officers:
T. L. Gannon , ..
I as. Harfham ) Justices.
Peter Jcnger. ; Constable
CITY OF ROSEBURG.
II. C. Stanton, I
John Rast, I
J. P. Sheridan, Trustees.
O' L. Willis, V
P. Benedict. f
T. Ford .....Recorder.
John Howard Marshal.
Will II. Fisher. Treasurer.
U. S. LAND OFFICE ROSEBURG,
Chas. W. Johnston.. .Register.
A. C. Jones . . , Receiver
SIGNAL SERVICE.
B. S. Pagce Observer.
PROFESSIONAL-
L. F. liANE, JOHN LANE
JANE & LANE,
Attorneys at Law.
Main street, opposite Cosmopolitan Hotel.
J C. FULLERTON,
Attorney at Law.
Office in Marks' brick, up stairs.
R. C. HUNTER M. D.
PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON.
ANVhVILLE OREGON
W. l WALKER, M. D.
UOSEIJURC, - - Ofi.EOON.
OFFICE AND RESIDENCE WITH J.
M. Carl on Mam Street, First Block
North of the M. E. Church.
K. L. MILLER, M. D
, SCRGEOX.
Homoeopathic Phj&ician,
Offiice up stairs in the old Sheridan
Brick, on Jackson Street, Roseburg,
Oregon. Chronic diseases a speciality.
Dr. THOMAS GRAHAM,
A GRADUATE
Of the University of Fa. at Philadelphia and of the
ROYAL COLLEGE OF SURGEONS, and ROYAL
COLLEGE OF PHYSICIANS, LONDON ENGLAND
has located for tlx practice of his profession in
ROSEBURG
OREGON.
Office and residence, Washington street opposite
the Oatbolic Church
F. G. (EHME, M. D.
(Pronounced Ama.)
HOMOEOPATHIC PHYSICIAN
& Graduate Of T lie
UNIVERSITY
Of Leipzig Germany.
Office & Residence st the houso of
Geo. W. Day, near R. R. track, Rose
burg. Dr. C-A1 BONHAM
RESIDENT DENTIST
Roseburg - -
- Or.
Office over head in Marks' building. My rcputa
tion as a Dentist is based on the merits of my
work. Prices reasonable and to suit the times.
araOLD FILLING A SPECIALTT."S
The Leading
DRUG HOUSE
W. S. Hamilton.
Successor to S. Hamilton.
Rosbburc - - - Oregon.
Obtained, and all Patent Business ki the V. S.
Patent, Office attended to for MODERATE FEES.
Our office is opposite the U. 8. Patent Office, and
we can obtain Patents in less time than those re
mote from WASHINGTON
Send MODEL OR DRAWING. We advise as to
.t7 fre 01 ehar)re; and we make NO
CHARGE tfNLJKSg WE OBTAIN PATENT?
We refer here to the Postmaster, tteSupt. of the
Money -Order ;Div., and to officials oVfte l5. S. Pat
VHiZ V f,T,c,nr, advice, terms and referen
writeto your own State or county,
, A. SJTOW&CO.,
Opposite pte Office,- Washington, D. C.
J- Jskttjlejk:.
Practical
Watchmaker, Jeweler and OpticiaD.
ALL WORK WARRANTED.
Dealer in Watches, Clock-, Jewelry,
Spectacleb and Eyeglasses.
A FULL LINE OF
CIGARS, TOBACCO A FANCY GOOD
THE ONLY RELIABLE OfTOMER I TOWN
. ... X the Pr,Perljiistment of Sp-ctacles. Depot
Ol the GeilUlllO Brazilian PnhM. Kt.ntfi..l. -.,.1 v..n
(rlauuu.. : .r "7 . . "..T. "" " "
-... wju ill Hamilton 8 STICK UIOCK.
NEW YORK LUMBER
& Wood Yard
. Go To 31. 11- IIowcir
.. .
,Lasf side of frack onelblock south of
depot is where you will fiud number
one dry lumber. Susar Dine. Cedar.
Fir, and all Dimention lumber for
buildings, sawed and shaved cedar
shingles, Sash Doors, Blinds, Scresn
Doors, Mouldings. Wall and Stair
. - 1
railings, 5alusters, Brackets, Newel
posts, Ueiling, Rustic, Flooring, and
all kinds of Finishing lumber, sawed
and split Cedar posts, 1 inch plank
sawed expressly for sidewalks. I
represent the Sugar Pine Door &
Lumber Co. of Grant's Pass Or. which
from personal inspection I believe to
oe the hnest establishment on the Pa
cific coast, it employes seventy men,
The Proprietors and Overseers are all
Eastern men and experts in the busi
ness, the machinery is new and nut
up in the best manner, and all under
srtict disciDline and order. Their
work is all done bv number one me
chanics and is equal to anv work of
uie Kind clone m JNew York or the
East Fruit boxes. Picket fences and
Gates complete. I also represent a
number one mill at Yoncolla where I
have sawed all Dimention lumber to
order on short notice. All guaranteed
as represented or no sale. Call and
see stock and prices before purchasing.
Stove wood constantly on hand at
HARD TIME PRICES.
OVERLAND TO CALIFORNIA
VIA
OREGON AND CALIFORNIA R. R.
And Connections. '.
Fare from Furtland to San Francisco 832; to Sacra
mento $30.
Close connections made at Ashland with stages o
the California Oregon & Idaho Stage Company.
(DAILY EXCEPT SUNDAYS.)
East Side Division.
BETWEEN PORTLAND & ASHLAND
Mail Train
LEAVE.
Portland 8.00A. U.
Roseburs 6.25 P. M.
Ashland 8.45 P. M.
Roseburg 5.15 A. M.
ARRIVE.
Rosel)urg...,0.15 P. M.
Ashland 4.00 A. M.
Roscburg....5.05 A. M.
Portland.. ...3.45 P. M.
Albany Express Train
LEAVE.
ARRIVE.
Portland 4.0T T.M.
Lebanon 4.45 A. M.
Lebanon .a.20 P. M.
Portland.... 10.05 P. H.
PULMAN PALACE SLEEPING- CAES
Daily between Portland and Ashland.
The O. and C. R. R. Ferry makes connection with all
the regular trains on East Side Div. from foot of F St
West Side Division
BETWEEN TORTLAND & CORVALLIS
ail Train-
LEAVE. I " ; ARIUVE.'.
Portland 7.30 A. M. I Corvallis. . ;-;I2.25 PtM.
Corvallis .1.30 P. M. Portland d.15 P."M.
At Con-allis conncctwith trains of Oregon Pacific
for Yaquina Bay.
Express Train-
LEAVE. I ARRIVE.
Portland 4.50 P. M. McMinnville . . 8.00 P. M.
McMinnville.... 5.45 A.M. Portland 9.00 A. M.
Local tickets for sale and baggage checked at com
pany's up town office, cor. Pine and Second streets.
Tickets for principal points in California can only be
procured at company's office.
Corner F and Front Sts., Portland, Or. '
Freight will not be received for shipment after 5
o'clock P. M. on either the East or West Side Div.
R. KOEHLER, E. P. ROGERS,
Manager. G. F. & Pass Agent.
McGregor's old staud,
Jackson Street : Roseburg.
W. B. liohrer, & Co
HIGHEST MARKET PRICE PAID FOR HIDES.
THIS MARKET is always supplied with
the choicest quality of
XXS33E2 MEATS
Of all kinds, including beef, pork, veal and
mutton; also, com beef, sausage, lard, etc.
The most favorable inducements offered to
patrons, and no effort w ill be spared toward
giving satisfaction.
BLACKSMITH AND WHEELWRIGHT
B0 WEN BROS.
Having dissolved the copartnership exist
ing between Bunnell & Bowen Bros . and
are now prepared to do all work in the
line in a
WORKMANLIKE
MANNER, AXD AT REASONABLE RATES.
CITY DRAYTNG
DONE WITH DISPATCH.
('ALL ON
JOS. CARLOS.
WASHING & IRONING
OPPOSITE CARLON'S LIVERT STABLE.
My Charges For Surveying Will Be
$3 A MIL; Mfi.G 6 A MIL
Until June the 1st. all necessary help to be furnish
ed by the employer
I HAVE a full set of plats, flddnotes of all section
n es, and of over 100 donations.
Wx. THIEL, Oakland
HOTELS AND RESTAURANTS
mum HOTEL."
Oakland, Oregon.
Joard $1 per Day; Single Meals, 25 cents,
frTms houso has lately changed hands and Is
oroujfhly renovated and refurnished. The travel
ng puMiu will find the best of accommodations
IVo Chinamen Employed
SMI1II BAILEY.
DEPOT HOTEL,
OAKLAND, OREGON.
Jlioliard Xliomats, Prop.
SLEEPING ACCOMODATIONS
AND THE
Table supplied with the Best the Market affords
Hotel a tbe Depot of the Railroad
Central Hotel !
ROSEBURG, OREGON,
OPPOSITE CARLON'S LIVERY STABLE.
Boar.l and Lodging per day $1 .00
" weeic 5.00
" Without Lodging 4.00
Meals, 25 cents. Lodging, 25 cents-
Thoroueh satisfaction is nromised to travel
ersand the public generally.
MRS. E. GARRISON, Prop.
No Chinese employed .
NOTICE-
rpo ALL WHOM IT MAY CON-
- cern that I have appointed D. W.
Stearns of Calanooia Prftninr.r,. Tnsnfir!-
torof Stock for said Precinct, Post
office address, Oakland. Also Ralph
Smith of Wilbur Precinct. Postoflice
address, Wilbnr and others will be
added as parties interested make their
desires known to me .
THOS. SMITH
nspector of Stock fcr Douglas Co. Or.
Wilbur, Or, April 13th, 1887.
MOORE'S RESTAURANT.
(Principaal Business Street.)
Roscburar, Diearon
MEALS 25 CENTS LODGING 25 CENTS
We Keep the Best the Market Affords.
CIVIL BEHD STORE
V. Zi. AHS1IN GTOUT,
DEALER IN
Dry Goods Grocoio3 etc
II Kinds of Produce Taken in Exchange
CIVIL BEND, DOUG. CO , OREGON.
NEW
STORE
AT
II,I,ARI9 OR.
would respectfully inform the public that he
has on hand a fine assortment of
Dry Goods, Groc erics,
Rcaly-3Iadc Clothing
and in fact everything usually kept at a
mst-ciass store, uive mm a can.
Goods at low Prices.
All kinds of Produc
Taken in Exchange for Goods.
tAll orders promptly attended to.
MRS. S. A. HUTCHINSON,
MILLINERY STORE!
Oakland, Oregon.
ADIES WILL F.KD MV STOCK LARGE AND
Complete. Prices moderate .
Oiva M Call. Mns. S. A, Hctchinson.
The BITTERS' GTTIDS U
Iscocd Sept. wad Hbtreht
MA Tear. 43 81A IMures.
BUxllU tnr.bom.wldt OTtr
' 3, BOO Ulostntlona a
whole Picture Gallery.
direct to consumer on all goods for
peraonai or lamiiy ac a c&i. now w
order, and gtres exact coat of ererjro
thing jron use, eat, drink, wear, or
have fan with. These INVALUABLE
BOOK8 contain Inform atlon gleaned
from the marketa of the world. We
will mall a copy FREE to any ad
dress npon receipt of IO cts. to defray
expense of mailing. Let n hear from
jroo. Re (pectfoll r ,
MONTGOMERY WARD & CO".
827 de 929 Wabash Aveaae, Chicaso, Ilk
Malanssene and Clements
New Furniture Store
IN FLOED'S OLD STORE.
A full line of first class Furniture.
Anything repaired or made to order,
CALL INSTAJS'TEH,
11 ivni
1J UKCPTSEIJ
The Entire Stock of
-o of o-
I. R. DAWSON?
At-
RIDDLE
OREGON
Consistins; of
BOOTS,
SHOES,
CLOTHING,
DRY GOODS,
HARDWARE,
GROCERIES,
Etc
Etc
Etc. Etc. '
Etc.
Am now offering the same
At Prices That Defy
Competition.
FOR
CASH
-At
Riddle Oregon.
F. Gornutt.
ALL PERSONS KNOWING THEMSELVES IN
- deb'ed to Noah Comutt will please call at my
office at Riddles at the store aud settle -at oiiee.
1 . loruuu.
THE !IM1E! CURE.
SAL-MUSCATELLE
In America .
WITHOUT THE EXPFNSE OF
AN
LUE0PEAN JOTJMET!
The crystalized salts, as obtained in a nure stato
from irapes and choice fruit, in a portable, palat
able, simple form, are now presented to the public of
America as the grandest resolvent of impure blood,
corrector of the liver and regulator of the bowels
the natural promoter of
HEALTH AND LONGEVITY.,
ITiiiittdnf till ifsinUno nli Im tt!a nnliiAi'rtmAMi h.m
the blood with its natural salines that are lust or
tu.uiiu.ttea eery uay
SAL-MUSCATiLLls
A POSITIVE, NATURAL
SICK HEADACHE AUD
BYSPEFSIA CURE.
KfLl.1Lfll.M.t oil la Va 1 11 r-.i'a nnn m1n4 ff. .tin.
plies to the system the want of Bound, ripe trrapes
and fruit; it is the simplest and best preventive and
cure for all functional derangements of the liver and
binMil ....... .-&An. .1... .. v .... ... 1 :
al diseases fevers U al kinds; counteracts tfif ef
fects of bad air, poor drainage and impure water; a
powerful oxydirer of the blood; a natural specific
n)l -u:- A-..n.;..nB 1. 1 .. .1 v.: 1: . ..
.v. nit o 1x1 11 vi 11 1 ' vi vi 1 1 nil-1 ucouiwilCBp uiiiuugiitm,
nervousness, mental depression, and will remove the
effects of accidental indigestion from excessive eat
ing and drinking. Have it in your homes and on
your travels. It is a specific for the fagged, weary
and worn-out.
Prepaired by the
Losdon Sal-Muscateile Co.
tOSDO.V, EXOLiKD.
Beware of imitations. The genuine in "blue
wrappers only."
f-TSe'iu" forctrculars G. EV NOVITCtl, Ceneral
American Manajor, P. O Dm V9j3, New York City.
Mcntiou this pa)er. For sale by S. Ham Hon Rose
burg Oregon.
Til E
New York Coffee House
And Oyster Saloon,
Leading Chech Restaurant
in the City.
SIF D HACKNY, P ' TORS
132 FIRST STREET,
PORTLAND - - - - - ORECOH.
!3Privte Booms of tbe Latest Design for Ladies
OPES DAY AXD NIGHT.
I
W 8. 1 EXAMINER.
THE DAILY
b the best morning Journal pablUlied'on the
Pacific Const.
THE WEEKLY
is the most complete Weekly. It h Hie lar
gest circulation.
Daily one year. $6.00
Weekly" " ! $I5o
RcuiitUncos to Exaiuinor ruhlialiiM- Co.
I San Francisco Cal .
anijile copy gt-nt free. ;
V l-m Mfi M J m J,l
FROM
ROSEBURG TO .EMPIfUCCITY.
From Roseburg to Looking Glass $ .75
' " root of mountain.... 2.00
Dora.L 5.00
" " Fdrview 5.50
" " Sumner ... 6.50
' " Marshfielcl 7.00
" ; " Empire City 7.50
DAILY EXCEPT SUNDAY.
For Particlars Inquire at the Post OTice.
Jas . McC'ULLOCXI, Prop.
PAUL SCHLOSSER
DaALEB Is
STOVES, TINWARE
- AND
Drain
- - I - Oregon.
KEEPS A FULL STOCK OF NAILS, CUTLERY
Shelf and Builders Hardware. Also Hevolvers,
Guns and Ammunition, kit kinds of
Tinwurc Made ! to Order.
REPAIRING NEATLY DONE,
Srsr 6,000,000 people USE
FERRY'S SEEDS
:rri 'TisTiiii1 an admitted to bstha
r.:. "livSW 1 idocct t rrntMt-n
XSS. D. ML FERRY A CO'S
rsi mm
r ItripUr A Priced
JSEEO JtRKUAL
For 1887
2 wilt ha
FREE to all
lOiastseuOD's
customers
Withoat or
dering it.
all.fMrv mk.
m uting Gar
dm, field or
r SEEDS AauU
lor it. Address
I. rrss jl t!ii.
Detroit. Mich.
J. G. SHERIDiN
Successor tof
R. S h J. C SHEMDAK
DEALER IN
HARDWARE
Stoves' and Tinware,
i
i Roseburg, Oregon
THE nndersined takec pleasure in an
nouncing to the public that he Belling
everything? in his line at prices that
DEFY COMPETITION!
IF YOU WANT
STOVES, AGBIOULTUJiA.Ii TOOLS
IKON, STEEL, NAILS,
fiOSSS H0E3, TINW ARE. OUTLEUY
0i anythihfr in my line, call and examine my
stock and learn prices before purchasing else
where, as I am selling loner than ever.
J. C. SHERIDAN
TI1E OLD RELIABLE
.0T.T0HBB MQg
Established in 1867.
I Jacob Slittzcr
Douglas County Bank,
HUMPHREY & FLINT,
Roaelra - - j. - Oreeon
TRANSACT A GENERAL
BA1T2I1TQ BUSINESS
Slgtt Drafts Brawn on
Portland,) Sau Francisco, New York and
other pianta. Bills of exchange on the
principal j cities of Europe. Deposits n
ceire.1 subject to chck. Collections ma.le
on all accessaUepoiuts nt reasonable ratea
T
ILLWOOD fVIILLS
ox
Ill'BIMIU) CREEK.
CLARKE & BAKER,
.Proprietors.
XZJJ:
always havinjr on hand the laRmt -v ni ... m!i
in Douglas County.
We will furnish lumtier at our mill at the fofiowinj
PRICES.
No-l roush lumber 3 to 10 M
No, I floortns, 0 inch D & M L......;.........$i6 M
No. 1 flooring, 4 inch D Jt M . aia u
41 v. uuuwug lumber .J16 M
CLABKE k BAKER.
!l
X
;J
'WWW
i Float
J tat
i D.l
N. P. BUNNELL,
FOUNDRY,
Machine Slioj),
Wagon Shop,
Blacksmith Shop.
nAN MAKE CASTINGS FROM ONE
j viiw-v 10 inree ions wcignt. small Cu
pola for small castings. Money refunded if
work Is not satisfactory. Portland prices !
Save telegrams and expressage.
Established 1352.
A. ROBERTS,
Corner First and Alder Street Portland, Or.
THE LEADING
GLQTOtER, HOTTER
AND
OP OipjGrON.
C. W. KNOYVLES,
ST. CHARLES HOTEL,
EUROPEAN PLAN.)
C. W KNOWLES, Proprietor.
FIRST CLASS W EVERY RESPECT.
Good Restaurant Connected With The House
Fire-proof Brick Building
180 Rooms.
In the Center of tlie City
COR. FRONT AND MORRISON STS., PORTLAND
DR. JORDAN'S
Museum of Anatomy.
751 Market Street
SAN FRANCISCO.
GO AND LEARN HOW TO AVOID
disease, and how wonderfullv
ou are made. Private Offloe. 211 Gearv Strt
Consultation on lost manhood and all ditcarcs
men. Send for Books.
H PARRY,
Merchant Tailor.
in the Red Front, next door to A. C. Marks
Store.
Repairs aud Alterations neatly done.
Homeopathic and Patent MeJ icings.
Perfumes. Satchet
Toilet articles, etc, etc; Stationerv, ink
spectacles, dusters, memoranda and
school looks. mucilarrp.
shoulder braces, sponges, trusses, drug
gist; sunt" nes, etc.
DBUGS
And chemicals, paints, oils and var
nishes, window glass and putty, wall
paper, cement, a full line of hmsWc
Perscriptions and family, receipts care
fully compounded. All of which, and
much more can be fount our
STOBE.
Brewster's Fatent fieln Holder.
, Your lines are where you putiem noi
utr uotra icH, uneasemsonilZdoz.in
1 ft aftra. tn noalav mniA A Am - .s -
Samples worth lOFESE, Write tor terms.
E. E, BBEWSTEB, HoUy, Mich.
1000 REWAKD
SilU Jn ?lvc," a,,' n,au raDDBEffW
" 'i UUC7 OKI'
entist of lariro exrmri-
ence, and widely known XCl
M FWlCALLVjl
who Will assert that re f TACTICALLY ,
01 me most enduring
all known matonnla
withstand the actions i
tne waathcr.
BRONZE CO.,
UCUUll, Mien . -
MAESTEBS
MONUMENTS
J. A. Cardyell, Agent, -
Hold on There, Where areyou Going?
I am Going to Say That
Young Bammitte
AT
Wish to Announce that they have just received the Finest Stock
OF j
Hardware Stoves Tinware
Ai.d are Prepared to Give Customers
SUCH BARGAINS AS DEFY C03IPETITI0N.
Absolutely Pure.
This powder never varies. A marvel of purity
trcngth and who.esmeuess. More economical
than the ordinary kinds, and cannot be sold in com.
petition with the multitude of low test, short
weight alum or phosphate powders. Sold ouly in
cans. ROYAL BAKING POWDER CO., 106 Wall
St. N. Y.
H. O. Stanton
DEALER IN
STAPH DM GOODS!
-OF
THE BEST QUALITY.
GENERAL FURNISHING,
HOSIERY, TRIMMING ic.
Boots & Shoes
OFTIIE BEST QUALITY,
a full
of
GROCERIES !
Wood And Willow
WARE.
CROCKERY
& GLASSWARE,
y ELECTRIC LAMPS,
SCHOOL COOKS,
AND STATIONARY.
Subscription
AGENCY.
Subscription received for all Eastern
and European Publications.
L BELFILS
WA.TCI
ontw1-Sii,fldenf' of 8nvlnT ttBfaction in all work
I alK.T,: "c 1 ' .wwones, ffoclcs, ana Jewelrj
1 also repair musical instrument.
S?e County patent rk'ht for sale of Concret
sirei in iSn'ZZZP WatOT to "e-
Amliiwath ally k,J rf '"mental music,
atihmatang shop. u BEtros.
WHITE BRONZE
MOXl;31EATS
AND
STATUARY
Were awarded
-GOLD MEDAL
- AT
WORLD'S FAIR,
Nkw Ohleaks,
1 8 8 4 - r
1 t
i mcesori
-fi(
0m
Jacksonville. Oregon
Sally Suds was at the tubs '
A washing otit the linen;.
In walked Mr. Jason Stubbs,
His mouth wide open grinninij.
Saith Jason Stubbs to Sally Sud
Fine morning for your washing!
Now Sally quickly a collar rubs,
And made a terrible splashing.
Saiih Bhe to Mr. Jason Stubbs
What are yon. wanting here?
She made a dive among the duds,
Poor Jason felt mighty querr.
I really dont know what I want
Unless it be yourself.
Jasons bosom began to pant.
Afraid she would him shelf.
She blushed awhile and then she spake
These words to Jason Stubbs,
Jasons heart began to quake) '
He fell down among the tubs,
And felt just then as if he could
Into a knot hole creep.
Whilst Sally in a serious mood,
Did at Jason slyly peep.
Says Jason to the lovely girl,
I've come for your coneenU
Nervously his thumbs did twirl,
With your answer I'm content.
Sally blushed and her crimson face,
With purest love did glow,
She says I'm sure tis no disgrace,
To have you for a beau;
I'll tell you now my heart is sought,
By some that's got the pelf.
But I'll not be either sold or bought,
For I really love yourself.
In storm and cloud you have been true,
And bore up as best you could;
Of rivals you've had not a few,
And some in a baffled mocd.
Then Sally blushed with sterling pride,
As she at Jason gazed,
And he with open mouth so wide,
Looked perfectly "amazed.
But Jason gently took her hand,
And kissed her many times;
And now they're joined in Hymens band,
And merry pealed the chimes.
H. II. W. :
mum
War Her i Astronomical Prize.
Rochester, N. Y., March 17, 1887.
From April 1st, 1887, to April 1st.
1888, 1 offer ($100) one hundred dol.
lars for each and every discover? o a
new comet made between the above
dates, subject to the followinjr three
conditions:
1. It may be discovered either bv
the naked eye or telescope, but it must
ue unexpected, except as to the comet
of 1815, which is now lookel for.
2. (a) Th discoverer, if residiris .
in the United States oFcCanada, " must
send a prepaid telegram immediately
to Dr- Lewis Swift, Director Warner
Observatory, Rochester. N. Y..
Jhe time of discovery, the position and
direction of motion with sufficient ex
actness, if possible to enable at least
one other observer to find it. b)
Discoverers in the other countries
must send by immediate mail a f u'l
account of the discovery, as above re
quired, to Dr. Lewis Swift as above.
3. In the United States and Can
ada this intelligence must not be com
municated to any other party or 'par
ties, either by letter, telegraph or
otherwise until publicly announced
through the press by Dr. Swift, which
he will. do at once on information of
the discovery. Great care should bo
observed regarding this condition, as
it is essential to prevent duplication of
announcements'and for the correct
transmission of the discovery, with the
name of the discoverer, which will b
immediately made by Dr. Swift.
Discoverers livinz in Continental
Europe will receive their prizes from
Warner's Safe Cure Establishment, 10
Schflieergasse, Frankfurt, a M. Ger
many; those living in Great Britain,
from H. H. Warner k Co's Safe Rem
edies office, 47 Farrington St., E. C,
London; those in Australasia and Asia
from H. H. Warner & Co's Safe Cure
Branch House, 147 Little Lonsdale St,
W., Melbourne, Australia; for other
parts of the world, prizes will be paid '
here.
Prizes will be awarded four (4)
months after discovery and verification
of claim.
. Three disinterested scientists will be
selected to settle any dispute that may
arise ragarding comet discoveries.
H. II. Warn er
Rochester, N. Y., March 15, 1887.
Slang and colloquialism may be par-.
doned in men who have not had the
advantages of literary and theological
training, when they are the media
through which the preacher i3 able te
conviy wholesome truths, und when
he has na other. But tliev come awk
wardly from mm who are polixlic-d and
dignilie 1 IkhIi by nature nnd cullivu
tiop. Slang in tiot fuiw, and while
tho peculiar expressions of tli illiter
ate m;iy b ! ex- usud, th-y are not to be
imitated . fact which scholarly theo
logians will do well to iar in mind
Interior.
"Don't put all your eggs iu one bas
ket" is all wrong. I tell you "put all
your eggs in one basket, and then
watch that basket," Look around you
and take notice; men who do that do
not often fail. It is easy to watch and
carry the one basket It is trying to
carry too many baskets that break
most of the eggs in this country. He
who carries three baskets must put one
on his head, which is apt to tumble and.
trip him up.
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