ROSEBURG REVIEW
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BY
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J.' Rt N, BELL, Editor,
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- (JE5E2AL DIRECTORY-
G rover Cleveland; President.
Thos. F. Bayabd. ...... Secretary of'State
Daniel T. MAXKrNO,Secretary of Treasury.
L. Q. C. Lamar .Secretary of the Interior.
Wm. C Endicott Secretary o War
W. C . Whitset Secretary of. Navy.
' W. T. Vilai ....... . Post Master Genera) .
A. H. Garlakd Attorney General.
Moeeisox R. Waite .Chief Justice.
STATE OF OREGON.
SMa::::::::::s-
Biitoer Hermann. Congressman.
Sylvester Pennoyer. . . .". Governor.
Geo.W. McBride..... Secretary of State.
G. W. Webb State Treasurer.
E. B. McELROY....Snpt. Pub. Instruction.
Frank Baker. ; .State Printer.
R. S. Strahan, ... ) ;
Wtt P, Lord, J- ....Supreme Judges.
W. Wi Thayer, I
SECOND JUDICIAL DISTRICT.
R. S. Bkan. Judge.
J. W- Hamilton . . i .-Prosecuting Attorney.
DOUGEAS COUNTY.
J. H, Shppb. ,1 - -John
Em mitt, ) .""
W.F.Benjamix )
P. P. Palmer, f
J as. Blundell, f
Senators.
.,Reprcs ntatives.
II. Mckenzie. J
Thos. R. Sheridan Clerk.
Ben. C. Agee '. Sheriff.
D. S. West ....Treasurer.
G. T. Russell..... School Superintendent.
Jas. A. Sterling ....Assessor.
J. S. FrrzHCGH County Judge.
J. Hall, C. A. McGee, . . . .Commissioners.
N. E. Britt , Surveyor.
Dr. S. S. Marsters Coroner.
Thos. Smith .Sccep Inspector.
precisct officers:
T. L. Gannon.. .: 1 T ,. .
Tas. Harpham Justices.
Peter Junger. Constable
CITY OF ROSEBURG.
H. C Stanton,' 1
John Rast, i
J. P. Sheridan, Trustees,
O L. Willis, V
P. Benedict.
T. FoRD Recorder.
John Howard. . Marshal
Will H. Fisher Treasurer.
U. S. LAND OFFICE ROSEBURG,
Ciias. W. Johnston Register.
A. C. Jones .' ... .Receiver
SIGNAL SERVICE.
B. S. Pague. Observer.
' PROFESSIONAL-
L f. LANE, JOUN LANE
jANE&LANE,
Attorneys at Law.
Main street, opposite Cosmopolitan Hotel.
J.
C. FULLERTON,
Attorney at Law,
Office in Macks' brick, up stairs.
ft D TTITNTER M TV
PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON.
A X YON VI LLE OREGON
W. Fo WALKER, M; D.
ROSEBURG, -
- OREGON,
OFFICE AND RESIDENCE WITH J.
M. Carl on Main Street, First Block
North of the M. E. Church.
K. L. MILLER, M. D
Subpeon.
Homoeopathic Phjsieian.
Offiice up stairs in the old Sheridan
Brick, on Jackson Street, Roseburg,
Oregon. Chronic diseases a speciality.
Dr. THOMAS GRAHAM,
A GRADUATE
Of the University of To. at Philadelphia and of the
ROYAL COLLEGE OF SURGEONS, and ROYAL
COLLEGE OF THYSICIANS, LONDON ENGLAND
has located fur tti practice of his profession in
ROSEDURG OREGON.
Office and residence, Washington street opposite
the Catholic Ohurch
f. g. mm, m. d.
(Pronounced Ama.) ,
IIOMCEOPATIIIC PHYSICIAN
& Graduate Of The
UNIVERSITY
Of Leipzig Germany.
Office & Residence at the house of
Geo. W. Day, near R R. track, Rose
burg.
Dr. GA-BONHAM
RESIDENT DENTIST
Rosnburg - - - - Or.
Office over head in Marks' building. Mv renuta
J tion as a Dentist is based on the merits of my
work. Prices reasonable and to suit the times. -
fcTGOLD FILLING A SPECIALTY.TfH
The Leading
DRUG HOUSE
W, S. Hamilton.
, Successor ta S. naimlton.)
Rosbbcrg - - - Oregon.
Obtained, and all Patent Business in the IT. ft
Patent, Office attended to for MODERATE FEES.
uur omce is opposite tne u. n. Patent Omce, and
we can obtain Patent in leas time than those re.
mote trom WASHINGTON
Send MODEL US DRAWING. We adriee as to
patentability free of chanre; and we make HO
CHARGE UNLESS WE OBTAIN PATENT.
We refer here to the Postmaster, the Sunt, of the
Money Order Dir., and to officials ot the U. S. Pat
ent Office. For circular, adriee, terms and referen
ces u actual clients in jour own State or county,
C, A. SNOW & CO.,
Opposite pte Office,' Washington, D.C.
VOL. XII.
J- J-A-SKTJIjEIC.
Practical
Watchmaker, Jeweler aud Optician
ALL WORK WARRANTED.
Dealer Id - Watches, " Clocks, Jewelry,
Spectacles and Eyeglasses.
A FULL LIMB OF
CIGARS, TOBACCO A FANCY GOODa
THE ONLY RELl ABLE OPTOMER IN TOWN
for the proper adjustment of Sp'wtaclcs. Depot
of me uenuuie Brazilian Pebble spectacles Mid Eye
gumma, vmce in Hamilton g oncK Uloo.
NEW YORK LUMBER
& .wood Yard
Go To M. R. Howell's
East Bide of track ono block south of
depot is where you will' find number
one dry lumber, Sugar pine, Cedar,
Fir, and all Dimention lumber for
buildings, sawed and shaved cedar
shingles, Sash Doors, Blinds, Screen
Doors, Mouldings, Wall and Stair
railings, Balusters, Brackets, Newel
posts, Ceiling, Rustic, Flooring, and
all kinds of Finishing lumber, sawed
and split Cedar posts, 1 1 inch plank
sawed expressly for sidewalks. I
represent the Sugar Pine Door &
Lumber Co, of Grant's Pass Or. which
from personal inspection I believe to
oe the finest establishment on the Pa
cific coast, it employes seventy men.
The Proprietors and Overseers are all
Eastern men and experts in the busi
ness, the machinery is new and put
up in the best manner, aud all under
srtict discipline and order. Their
work is all done by number one me
chanics and is equal to any work of
the kind done in New York or the
East. Fruit boxes, Picket fences and
Gates complete. I also represent a
number one mill at Yoncolla where I
have sawed all Dimention lumber to
order on short notice. All guaiantecd
as represented or no sale. Call and
see stock and prices before purchasing.
Stove wood constantly on hand at
HARD TIME PRICES.
OVERLAND "TO CALIFORNIA
VIA
OREGON AND CALIFORNIA R. R.
And Connections.
Fare from Portland to San Francisco $32; to Sacra-
. . mento $30.
Close connections made at Ashland with ataes o
the California Oregon g& Idaho Stage Company.
DAILY EXCEPT SUNDAYS.)
East Side Division.
BETWEEN
PORTLAND &
Mail Train
"ASHLAND
LEAVE. I ARRIVE.
Portland 8.00A. M. Roseburg. , ..6.15 P.
Roseburg 6.25 P.M. Ashland 4.00 A.
Ashland 8.4 j P. M. Roseburg. . . .5.05 A.
Roseburg 5.15 A. M. Portland 3.45 I.
Albany Express Train
LEAVE. I ARRIVE.
Pjrtland 4.0C P.M. Lebanon.... .9.20 P.
Lebanon 4.45A.M. I Portland.... 10.05 P.
PULMAN PALACE SLEEPING CAES
Daily between Portland and Ashland.
The O. and C. K. R. Ferry makes connection with all
too regular trains on East Side Div. from footof F St
West Side Division.
BETWEEN PORTLAND& CORVALLIS
Vail Train.
LEAVE. ! ARRIVE.
Portland 7.30 A. M. I Corvallis 12.25 P. M.
CorvaUis.... ..1.30 P. M. Portland 6.15 P. M.
At Corvallis conuectjwith trains of Oregon Pacific
for Yaquina Bay.
Express Train-
LEAVE. ARRIVE.
Portland 4.50 P. M. McMinnville . . 8.00 P. M.
McMinnville... .5.45 A.M. Portland 9.00 A. M.
Local tickets for sale and bairtraire checked at com
pany's un town office, cor. Pine and Second streets.
Tickets for principal points in California can only be
procured at company's omce.
Corner F and Front Sts.. Portland. Or.
Freight will not be received for shipment after 5
o'clock P. M. on either tho East or West Side Div.
tt. KOEHLER. E. P. ROGERS.
Mauacer. O. F. & Pass A'-cnt.
McGregor's old stauid,
Jackson Street : Roseburg.
W. B.'ltolircr, & Co
HIGHEST MARKET PRICE PAID FOR HIDES.
mills MARKET is always supplied w ith
JL the choicest quality ol
fcaJb&X2S3SC MTi VI 83
Of all kinds, including Leaf, pork, veal and
mutton; also, corn Lcef, sausage, lard, etc.
The most favorable inducements offered to
patrons, and no effort will be spared toward
giving satisfaction.
BLACKSMITH AND WHEELWRIGHT
B0WEN BROS.
I Having dissolved the copartnership exist
r : v - x n n t t a
ujk utuveon cuanou x ixiwen iros. iiuu
are now prepared to do all work in the
line in a
WORKMANLIKE
MANSER, AXD AT SEASONABLE KATES.
CITY .DRAYTNG
DONE WITH DISPATCH.
CALL ON
JOS. CARLOS.
WASHING & IRONING.
OPPOSITE CARLON S LIVERY STABLE.
:zara-x
My Charges For Surveying Will Be
$3 A MIL ; MILA3 6c A MIL
UntU June the 1st. all necessary help to be furnish
ed by the employer
. I HAVE a full set of plats, ficldnotcs of all section
m es, and of over 100 donations.
Yi'n. TUIEL, Oakland
t ? - ' ?
HOTELS AND RESTAURANTS-
BAILEY'S HOTEL.
Oakland, Oregon.
Board $1 per Day; Single Meats, 25 cents,
JfSTuis house has lately changed bands and is
oroughly renovated and refurnished. Th travel-
ng public will find the best of accommodations
No Chinamen Emplojud.
SMTin BAILEY,
DEPOT HOTEL,
OAKLAND, OREGON.
Rioliard Thomas, Prop.
JTirst Class
SLEEPING ACCOMODATIONS.
AND THE
Table supplied with the Best the Market afords
Hotel a Lo Depot of the Railroad.
Central Hotel !
ROSEBURG, OllKOOISf,
OPi'OblTE CAKLOX'S LIVERY STABLE.
Board and Lodging per day $1.00
" " week. 5.00
" AVithout Lodging 4.0c
Meals, 25 cents. Lodging, 25 cents-
Thorough satisfaction is promised to travel
ers ana the public generally.
Prop.
No Chinese employed .
NOTICE.
TO ALL WHOM IT MAY CON
cern that I have appointed D. W.
Stearns of Calapooia Precinct, Inspec
tor of Stock for said Precinct, Post
office address, Oakland. Also Ralph
Smith of Wilbur Precinct, Postoffice
address, Wilbur and others will be
added as parties interested make their
desires known to me .
THOS. SMITH
Inspector of Stock fcr Douglas Co. Or.
wnuur, ur , April lJtn, 1S7.
MOORE'S RESTAURANT.
(Principaal Business Street.)
Bonieburg, Oregon
MEALS 25 CENTS LODGING 25 CENTS
We Keep tho Beat the Market Affords.
CIVIL BEHD STORE
V. X. ARRINGTON,
DEAtER IN
Dry Goods Oroceies to
All Kinds of Produce Taken in Exchange
CIVIL BEND, DOUG. CO.. OREGON.
NEW STORE
AT
HILiIiARD, Oil.
would respectfully inform tho public that he
has on hand a fine assortment of
Dry Goods, Groceries,
Keady MjuIc Clothing
and in fact everything usually kept at a
htst-class store. Give him a call.
Goods at iiow Prices.
AH kinds of Produc
Taken in Exchange for Goods.
ta.AH orders promptly attended to.
MRS. S. A. HUTCHINSON,
MILLINERY STORE!
Oakland,
Oregon,
AD1ES WILL F.FD MY STOCK LARGE AND
S7 Complete. Prices moderate.
Oita Mo Call,. Mks. S. A. Hutcmnsoh.
The BUYERS' OVXDK U
tuned Sept. Mad Blareltf
I eacn year. 49 am Pga
I 8x11 iBcbeatWiatOTcr
1 3,000 lllnatrmtlOM
vrbole Picture Gallery.
GITKS WholeMde Pi-ieea
direct to consumerM on all good for
personal or Camlljr nae. Ttllshewto
...... .ml ma exact coat ot ctmt
tbtnc Ton nae. eat, drink, wear, or
hare fan with. These ISVAXUABLK
BOOKS eontatn Information gleaned
. ... . ft. . n t a world. We
vrill maU a copy FREE to any ad
dress upon receipt of 10 eta. to defray
exDense of mailing. lt ns hear from
yon. Respectfully,
MONTGOMERY WARD & CO.
227 Se 229 Wabash Avenue, Chicax, lib
Malaussene and Clements
New Furniture Store
IN FLOED'S OLD STORE.
A full line of first class Farniture.
Anything repaired or made to order.
CALL IN STARTER
ROSEBUHG; OREGON
- . . . HAYING
The Entire Stock of
- - 'p:r ,v" ..:. yp '- c 's.ifi,
-O of O- '
I. R. DAWSON
At
RIDDLE
OREGON
Consisting of
BOOTS,
SHOES,
CLOTHING,
DRY GOODS,
HARDWARE,
GROCERIES,
Etc. Etc Etc. Etc, Etc.
Am now ofl'emig the same
At Prices That Dofy
-Competition.
FOR
CASH
At
Riddle - Oregon,
F. Gornutt.
ALL PERSONS KNOWING THEMSELVES IN
dcVed to Nnah Cornutt will plsase call at my
office at Kiddles at the store and settle at once.
F. Cornutt.
THE GI&Al'E CURE.
SAL-MUSCATELLE
In America
WITHOUT TflE EXPENSE CE AN
ETJEOPEAN JOTJMFT !
The crystalized satu, as obtained in a pure state
from grapes and choice fruit, in a portable, palat
able, simple form, are now presented to the public of
America as the grandest resolvent of impure blood,
corrector of the liver and regulator of the bowels
the natural promoter of
HEALTH AND LONGEVITY.,
Eminent nhvsicians claim this achievement a new
era in the allied science of medicine, as it furnishes
the blood with its natural s-iUncs that aro lost or
eliminated t cry day .
SAL-MUSCATELLE)
A POSITIVE, NATURAL
SICK HEADACHE AND
DYSPEPSIA CURE,
Sal-Muscatelle is Nature's own product, it snp-
tiliM tn tli Kvatem the want of sound, ritie urapes
and fruit; it is the simplest and best preventive and
cure for all functional deranjrements 01 tne mer ana
kindred ailments; prevents the absorption of mal ari
al diseases fevers of alt kinds; counteracts the ef
fects of bad air, poor drainage and impv r. water; a
powenui oxyuizcr 01 ine dioou; a nai nn spec-mc
for all skin eruptions, sick headaches, biliousness,
nervousness, mental depression, and will remove the
effects of accidental indigestion from excessive eat
ing and drinking. Have it in yonr homes and on
your travels. It is a specific for the fagged, weary
and worn-out.
P repaired by the
London Sal-Mcscatelle Co.
LONOOK, EXOLSKD.
Beware of imitations. The eonuine in "blue
wTappers only." .
J-Send furcimilaw O. EV NOVITCtl, General
American Manager, P. O B WM, New York City.
Mention this p.Ksr. For sale by S. Uam Iton Rose
burg Oregon.
THE
New York. Coffee House
ta.
K3T
And Oyster Saloon,;
Leading Check Restaurant
- In the City.
8IF 0 HACKNY, POP I TORS
132 FIRST STREET,
PORTLAND - - - - ORECOM.
2TPrivat Rooms of the Latest Designs for Ladies
OPEN DAT AST) KIOOT.
Review-
FEIDAY, APRIL, 29. 1887.
Til 8, 1 IXAiffl,
THE DAtLY
V Is the best morning journal published on the
Pacific Coast.
THE WJEEKLY
is the most complete Weekly. It has the lar
' . gest circulation.
Daily one year .$6.00
Weekly" ' .....................$1.50
w jtemittancos to Examiner Publishiug Co.
I San Francisco Cal.
ample copy sent free.
!
I.
-FROM-
ROSEEURG TO 1EFJP1REIICITY.
FronrKoseburg to Looking Glass .-1 . . . $ .75
Foot of mountain. .. . 2.00
" . " Dora.' 5.00
" " Fsirview 5.50
" " " - Sumner.... y 6.50
" ' Marshfield 7.00
" " Empire City 7.50
DAILY EXCEPT SUNDAY.
For Particlars Inquire at the Post Oflice.
Jas . Mcl l LLOCIl, lVop
PAUL SCHLOSSER
-DaALEit In
STOVES, TINWARE
-AND
H.ll.lWAJ:lJBi
IM-Jlill
- Oreson.
KEEPS A FULL STOCK OF NAILS, CUTLEKY
HhcM and lluildcni Hardware. Also Ue vol vers,
Guns and Amuiunitiou. All kinds ot
Tinware Made to Order.
REPAIRING NEATLY DONE,
Over 6,000,000 PEOPLE USE
FERRY'S SEEDS
D. M. FERRY & CO.
an admitted to be tne
URSEST SEEItMEl
1 ia world.
.FERRY ACQ'S
. IllMtimtwL m
knttraFrtn eecn auniiai
gu nnnunL
For 1887
J will be mailed
J? FREE to all
Hill
. wiastseasons
customers
rithootor.
derma-it.
na(aaMto
all. Xvrir ptr.
aoaiutna Grxr. .
dsn. Field or '
1 Flamtr thold
nd for it. Addreaa
B. M. FE8RT A CO.
Detroit. Mloh.
J. 0. SHERIDii
.Successor tajgt
R. S k J. C SHERIDAN
DEALER IN
HARDWARE
Stoves and Tinware,
Roseburg, Oregon
THE untlersiKticd takce pleasure in an
nouncing to the public that he selling
everything in his line at prices that
DEFif COMPETITION!
IF YOU WANT-
STOVES, AGKI0ULTUB4.L TOOLS
IEON, STEEL, HAILS,
50533 HOES, TINWABE, 0DTLE&Y
0k anvthinff in my line,' call and examine my
stock aud learn prices before purchasing else-
where, as 1 am selling lower than ever.
J. C. SHERIDAN
THE OLD RELIABLE
Established in 18G7
. Jacob Ilitlzcr
Douglas County Bank,
HUMPHREY J; FLINT,
Roseburg m m m Orecoxt
TRANSACT A GENERAL
BANKING BUSINESS
Sight Drafts Drawn on
l'ortlautl, Sail Francisco, New York ami
other poiuts. Bills of ex;liangc on the
principal cities of Kuropc. Derails re
ceiveil suhjoct to check. Collections m.il'
on all accc88alcpoints at rvasnnadlc rates.
MILLWOOD Mia
OX EIUISBAKD CREEK.
CLARKE & BAKER, Proprietors.
- We are now prepared to furnish lumber o the
best quality in quantities to suit the purchasers,
always bavins on hand the largest stock of any mil
in Douglas County.
We will furnish lumber at our mill at the following
PRICES. '-
No-l rough lumber ............g3 to T10 M
o, 1 flooring, 6 inch DAM 1 M
Ko.l flooring,) Inch Dill ............ $13 M
Ko. 1 finishing lamber.. .$16 M
CLABKE & BAKER.
N. P. BUNNELL,
FOUNDRY,
Machine Shop,
Wagon Shop,
Blacksmith Shop.
CAN MAKE CASTINGS FROM ONE
ounfe to three tons weitrht. Small Pn-
pola for Bmall castings. Money refunded if
worK is not satisfactory. .Portland prices !
Save telegrams and expressage.
Established 1832.
A. ROBERTS,
Corner First and Alder Street Portland, Or.
THE LEADING
OP OREGON.
C. W. KNOWLES,
ST. CHARLES HOTEL,
EUROPEAN PLAN.)
C. W KNOWLES, Proprietor.
FIRST CLASS IN EVERY liESPECT.
Good Restaurant Connected With The House
Fire-proof Brick Building
180 Rooms.
In the Center of the City
COR. FRONT AND MORRISON STS., I'ORTLAND
DR. JORDAN'S
A
useum of Anatomy.
751 Market Street
SAN FRANCISCO.
YIO AND LBARV HOW TO AVOID
V1.U A aiscase, and liow wonderful!
ou are made. Private OHloc. 211 Gearv Street
Consultation on lost manhood and all diseases
men. Send for Books.
II.
PARRY,
Merchant Tailor.
ID the Rt.il Front, next door to A. C. Marks
Store? j
Repairs aud Alterations neatly done.
MAESTERS.
Honjeopatliic and Patent Medicines,
Perfumes, Sato-bet powder, Combs,
Toilet articles, etc, etc; Stationery, ink
spect&cles, dusters, memoranda and
school liooks, nnvcilage, - -pencils, eraset'B,
shoulder braces, sponges, trusses, drug
gist sundries, etc. '
DEIGS
And chemicals, paints, oils and var
nishes, window glass and pnttj, wall
paper, cement, a full line of brushes.
Perscriptions and family receipts care
fully compounded. All of which, and
much more can be found at our
STOKE.
Brewster's Patent Rein Holder.
Tour lines are where yon put thorn not
uuuer uuras- nn. uae agent sola iz anz. in
6 dav. one dealer sold 6 dor In IS dnvn.
Samples worth (10 rnE. Write for terms.
E. E BBEWSTEB, Holly, Mich.
1000 REWAHD
Will lie iriveil iuiv man
who Will nrmlllnn a c.j.
entist of larpe experi
ence, ana lUuiy Known
to be an hnncrable man,
who Will assert that re
filled cast zinc is not one
of the most enduring of
all known materials to
withstand the actions of
the waather.
DETROIT
BRONZE CO.,
Detroit, Mich
mfc M
JT Hi 1
MONUMENTS
J. A. Cardwell, Agent, -
Hold on There, Where areyou Going?
. I am Going to Say That
Younor .4 Hainniitte
'
- - - -' - .1 -TT?Sg-73
Wish to Announce that they have just received the Finest Stock
Hardware Stoves Tinware
etc juLBa HD0
And are Prepared
SUCH BARGAINS AS
fMm
Absolutely Pure.
This powder never varies. A marvel of purity
trength and wlio.esomencss. More economical
than the ordinary kinds, and cannot be sold in com
petition with the multitude ot low test, short
weight alum or phosphate powders. Sold ouly in
cans. ROYAL BAKING POWDER CO., 100 Wall
St. N. Y.
H. C. Stanton
. DEALER IN
STAPLE DM GOODS!
OF
THE BEST QUALITY.
GENERAL FURNISHING,
, HOSIERY, TRIMMING ic.
Boots & Shoes
OFTIIE BEST QUALITY,
a full
of
GROCERIES !
Wood And Willow
WAKE.
CROCKERY
& GLASSWARE,
ELECTRIC LAMPS,
SCHOOL LOOKS,
AND STATIONARY1.
Subscription
AGENCY.
Subscription received for all Eastern
and European Publications "
LBELFILS
JJ A T-HS"TV1- A UL m-i
T f 1 miiAJah. n . : . . ...I 5.
- wiwuvnt 1.111 BtAVKMaUl-lUU III 1 WUIK
entrusted to me in watohes, clocks, and Jewelry.
I also repair musical instruments.
1 have the County patent rkfht for sale of Concrete
Cement Pipe for oonveyin water to any place de
sired in Douglas Couuty.
I will also teach any kind of instrumental music.
Anyone desirfng instruction will call on me at my
atchmahing shop. L. Bblfils.
WHITE BRONZE
AND
STATUARY
Were awarded
GOtO MEDAL
AT
WORLD'S FAIR,
New Orleans,
1 88V4-5
tiesgijsaiM
mcesoji
Jacksonville, Oregon
AT
OF
na.lls& Cox
to Give Customers
DEFY COMPETITION.
ROSEBURG REVIEW
HAS THE
FIIIE57 JOB OFFICE!
IN DOUGLAS COUNTY.;
CARDS, BILL HEADS, LEGAL BLANKS
And other Printing, Including -'
Large and Heavy Posters and Showy Hand-Bills
. Neatly and Expeditiously executed
AT PORTLAND PRICES.
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WATTEJtSOX TO CLE TEL AXD.
O, thou ,
. Inevitable!
Thou Predestinated!
Thou Presbyter!- but hold I would
Not call religion into politics
Thou necessitated Destiny,
I shall work for thee
But I shall slug thee in the neck
Between times
With a bag of words!
And I am one of the many thousand
similar
Kickers!
Although men can control their
Destiny!
They may dtmn ir,
With a bigD;
Attd democrats us Is democrats " " ""
Epell their name
With a bigD;
Which gives us two of a kind-
Not much, peihaps
But something!
Thou art the
Unavoidable!
VW
ine certitude of '88!
And why should we
' Lose that which we have gained
By nullifying the means
By which we gained itl
We shouldn't, that's why;
And we re not goiDg to!
The bitterest mcdicino
Oft brings us sweet health,
Anil nrtiAn ?l 1 . .
Bitters,
A democrat needs but small
Coaxing!
That's my opinion, and, tho
There is in my name the sound
Of that which we seldom take,
I may be relied upon as a
Representative democrat!
O, thou political necessity,
Goon!
Do as you please!
We don't liko it, but we've got
To stand it,
. Because a half-loaf
Is better than no bread,
And we did starve before you
Gave us that!
Doggone the luck!
Washington Critic.
A statistician claims there Fs one di
vorce to everj four and a half marri
ages. It is the half marriage that ac
counts for the divorce every time. The"
half maiTied are wholly miserable. :
Albany Journal.
A-woman can shaipen a jjjncil, but
she requires leisurCzJpurnal of Edu
cation. And plenty of pencils. Cia
ninnatti Commercial.
The foreign Anarchists and Socialists
in this country who are howling that
American liberty is a fraud should have
their attention called to the fact that
owing to the "steamship war "the fare
to Europe is only $15. ;
The Methodists of Fort Worth have
begun the erection of a 20,000 church.
coiner of Fourth and Ives Streets.
At Grand Rapids, Mich, in the Uni
ted States Court, a verdict has been
rendered for 25Q against the city.
Charlotte, in favor of James Cathcart,
Salvation Army Captain, who was ar
rested a year ago for parading tho
streets against the orders of the coun
cil lie sued for $10,000.
Tbe English Wesleyan Chapel Com
mittee's repoit shows that 118 new
cbapels were provided for last year, at
an estimated cost of 172,829. The
total outlay sanctioned for new chap
els, parsonges, schools, .and improve
ments was 305,714.
At a conference of the sect known as
the Mennonite Brethren in Christ,
held at Reading, Pa., recently, a vote
was passed that preachers be prohibi
ted from riding on railroads on Sunday.
One minister declared that he walked
eighteen miles every Sunday. ,
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The White Cross Anny has grown
to large proportions in New York.
At a late monthly meeting in New
York City 800 young men, all mem
bers, were present On March 29 the
Army will celeVrato its second anniver
sary. - -
Tiie -movement - in Switzerland in
pro:ief.,ing fator.tUy, at Lust in so
far as securing a iy of tt-st from phys
ical lalior w concTaiPl. Tin; railroads
have no-;C(MiccIecl regular "Sunday
off' to all thf;ir employes. -
The Pope dei ivs ?5 10,000 from
capital left by Pitts IX., and deiKsited
in English banks, $2,000,000 from
rents, and $3,000,000 from "Peter's
pence," the gifts of Roman Catholics
in all parts of the world.
The fifth International (Tenth Na
tional) Sunday-school Convention of
the United States and Territories, and
British North American Provinces,
will bo held in Chicaga, Wednesday,
Thursday, and Friday, June 1-3,
1887.
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