A ROSEBURG REVIEW IS ISSVKD ' " ': " .. " FRIDAY MORNINGS BV f HE REVIEW PUBLISHING CO. J. R. Nf BELL, - - Editor. On Year - - - - - - - - $2 50 Six Month - - - - - - - - 1 25 Three Months - - - '-. - - -100 GE5EEAL DIEECTOEY- Grover Cleveland. ... Presi'lent. Tuos. F. Batakd Secretary of State Daniel T.J Mas si kj, Secretary of Treasury. L. Q. C. Lamau .Secretary of the Interior. Wm. C. Ekdicott. ....... Secretary o War ' W. C. Whits nr. . . . .'. .Secretary of Nary. ' W. T. Vilas... Post Master General . A. II. Gahlasd . Attorney General. Morkisos R . Waite . .Chief J ustice. STATE OF OREGON, J. N.'DOLBU..... T. II. MitcleU..... ::: u- S. Senators. Bisgkk HgRMANK. ........ .. Congressman. Sylvester FEN oyer. : . - ..Governor. Geo. W. McBride ...Secretary of State. . G. W. Webb. . . . . . .State Treasurer. E. B. McELROY....Supt. Pub. Instruction. Frank Baker..... State Printer. R. S. Strahan, ...) Wm. P. Lord, V . . . .Supreme Judges. W. W. Thates, J SECOND JUDICIAL DISTRICT. 4 R. 8. Bk-vs ... . . .. . ...... . .... . .. . Judge. VVYUlASoii.,v Prosecuting Attorney. DOUGLAS COUNTY. J. H. ShupeJ Jons Emmitt, Senators. W.F.Benjamix P. P. Palmer, f ,Repre3 ntatives. ' J AJ. iLCNDELL l 11. Mckenzie. J Thos. R. Sheridan Clerk. Ben. C. Agee Sheriff. D. S. West. Treasurer. ' G. T. Russell. . . . .School Superintendent. Jas. A. Sterling Assessor. J. S. FiTzurcai County Judge. J. Hall, C. A. McGee Commissioners. N. E. Britt Surveyor. Dr. S. S. Marsters Coroner. Tuos. Smith Sceep Inspector. PRECINCT OFFICERS: T. L. Gannon 1 T Fas. Harpham f J Justices. Peter Junger Constable U1I Vt JtUb&BUUU II. C Stanton, ! John Rast. i f J. P. Sheridan, Trustees. O' L.Willis, P. Benedict.! f T. Ford Recorder, John Howard.'. Marshal. Will II. Fisher Treasurer, U. S. LAND OFFICE ROSEBURG, Chas. W. Johnston. Register. A.'C. Jones Receiver SIGNAL SERVICE. B. S. Paoue Observer. PROFESSIONAL- L F. LANE, JOHN LANE JANE & LANE, Attorneys at Law. Main street, opposite Cosmopolitan Hotel, J C. FULLERTON, Attorney at Law. Office in Marks' brick, up stairs. R. C. HUNTER M. D. PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON. CAKYOXVlLLE OREGON W. F WALKER, M. D. ROSEBURG, - ' - - OREGON. rvFFICE AND RESIDENCE WITH T. J M. Carl on Mam Street, First Block North of the M. E. Church. K. L. MILLER, M. D Surgeon. Homoeopathic Physician. Offiicc up stairs in the old Sheridan Brick, on Jackson Street, Roseburg, Oregon. Chronic diseases a speciality. Or. THOMAS GRAHAM, A GRADUATE Of the University of Ta. at Philadelphia and of the ROYAL COLLEGE OF SURGEONS, and ROYAL COLLEGE OF rilYSICIANS, LONDOX ENGLAND has located for the practice of hie profession in ROSEBURG - - OREGON Office- and residence,' Washington street opposite the Catholic Church F. G. (EHME, M. D. (Pronounced Ama.) HOMOEOPATHIC PHYSICIAN & Graduate Of The UNIVERSITY Of Leipzig Germany. Office & Residence at the house of Geo. W. Day,' near E. It. track, Rose burg. Dr. C-A-BONHAM RESIDENT DENTIST Roscbunj - - - - Or, Office over bead in Murks' building. My rcputa tion as a Dentist is based on the merit of my work. Prices reasonable and to suit the times. 4TGOI.D FILLING A SrBCIALTV.TEJl The Leading DRUG HOUSE W. S. Hamilton. (Suacessor to 8. Hamilton. ROSEBURG - QREGOX. Obtained, and all Patent Business In the V. S. Fatent, Office attended to for MODERATE FEES. Our office is opposite the U. S. Patent Office, and we aan obtain Patents in less time than those re mots from WASHINGTON Send MODEL OR BRAWIKG. We advise as to patentability free of charpe; and we make NO CHARGE UNLESS WE OBTAIN PATENT. We refer here to the Posimaster, the Supt. of the Money Order Div., and to officials ot the U. 6. Pat ent OrBoe. For circular, advice, terms and referen ces to actual clients in your own State or county, write to C, A.SXOW&CO , OpposJte Pate Office,' Washington, p. C. VOL. XII. J. JASKULEK. Practical Watchmaker, Jeweler tud Optician. ALL WOIIK WAR RANTED, ; Dealer in Watches, Clocke, Jewelry, Spectacles and Eyeglasses. A FVLJj USE OF CIGARS, TOBACCO & FANCY GOOD;. THE ONLY RELIABLE OPTOMER IN TOWN for the properadiustment of Sp-ctacles. leSHt of the Genuine Brazilian Pebble Spectacles and Eve glasses. Office in Hamilton's iirick block. NEW YORK LUMBER ' & Wood Yard - rm mm n w. -H.. - i East side of track one block south of depot is where you will find number one dry lumber, Sugar pine, Cedar, Fir, and all Dimention lumber for buildings, sawed and shaved cedar shingles, Sash Doore, Blinds, Screen Doors, Mouldings, Wall and Stair railings, Balusters, Brackets, Newel posts, Ceiling, Rustic, Flooring, and all kinds of Finishing lumbef, sawed and split Cedar posts, 1 J inch plank sawed expressly for sidewalks. I represent the Sugar Pine Door & Lumber Co. of Grant's Pass Or. which from personal inspection I believe to ue the finest establishment on the Pa cific coast, it employes seventy men. The Proprietors and Overseers are all Eastern men and experts in the busi ness, the machinery is new and put up in the best manner, and all under srtict discipline and order. Their work is all done by number one me chanics and is equal to any work of the kind done in New York or the East. Fruit boxes, Picket fences and Gates complete. I also represent a number one mill at Yoncolla wliero I have sawed all Dimention lumber to order on short notice. All guaranteed as represented or no sale. Call and see stock and prices before purchasing. Stove wood constantly on hand at HARD TIME PRICES. OVERLAND TO CALIFORNIA VIA OREGON AND CALIFORNIA R. R. And Connections. Fare from Portland to San Franciuco 32; to Sacra mento $30. Close connections made at Ashland with stages o the California Oregon & Idaho Stage Company. (DAILY EXCEPT SUNDAYS.) East Side Division. BETWEEN PORTLAND & ASHLAND Mail Train LEAVE. I ARRIVE. Portland 8.00A. 51. Roscburg. . ,.0.15 P. M. Roseburif 6.25 P. M. i Ashland 4.00 A. M. Ashland 8.45 P. M. Roseburs....5.or. A. M. Roscburg 5.15 A. M. Portland 3.15 P. M. Albany Ixpicss Train LEAVE. ARRIVE. Portland... 4.0C P.M. Lebanon 9.20 P. M. Portland.... 10.05 P. M. Lebanon ...4.45 A. M. PULMAU PALACE SLEEPING CAES Daily between Portland and Ashland. The O. and C. R. R. Ferry makes connection with all the regular trams on East Side xiv. Ironi foot of r M West Side Division- BETWEEN PORTLAND & CORVALLIS Mail Train- LEAVE. I ARRIVE. Portland 7.30 A. M. Corvallis 12.25 P. M. Corvallis 1.30 P. M. Portland C.15 P. M. At Corvallis connectjwith trains of Oregon Pacific for 1 aquina Kay. Express Train. LEAVE. I ARRIVE. Portland ...... .4.50 P. M. McMinnvillc. . 8.00 V. M Mcilinnvillo.... 5.45 A.M. Portland 9.00 A. M, Local tickets for sale and baijsrasc checked at com pany's un town office, cor. Pine and Second streets- Tickets for principal points in California can only he procured at compauy s otneo. Corner F and Front Sts.. Portland, Or. Freiirht will not be received for shipment after 5 o clock l. M. on cither the i.ast or vvest sine vi R. KOK1ILKH, E. P. ROGERS, Manager. G. F. & Pass Agent, Q Meat JVEcLi'lot MoGraor's old stand, Jackson Street : Rocbui'. W. B. liolu er, & Co HIGHEST MARKET PRICE PAID FCR HIDES. rniUS MARKET is always supplied with X the choicest quality of. Of all kinds, including; beef, pork, veal and mutton; also, corn beef, sausage, lard, etc The most favorable inducements offered to patrons, and no effort will be spared toward giving satisfaction. BLACKSMITH AND WHEELWRIGHT B0WEN BROS. I Having dissolved the copartuersliip exist iiifi between Bunnell & Bo wen Bros, ant are now prepared to do all work ia the line in a WORKMANLIKE MASS EK, AND AT KEASOX.MJLE R.VTF.S. CITY DRAYTNG DONE WITH DISPATCH. (JALL OX JOS. CARLOS. WASHING & IRONING. OPPOSITE CARLON'S LIVERY STADLE. P. SAUTJEU'S Tailor Establishment. IS TWO doors abore the hardware store of J. C Sheridan, where he is prepared to do Prst-class work. CivehiuiacaU. RLos HOTELS AND RESTAURANTS- BAILEY'S HOTEL. Oakland, Oregon. Soard $1 per Day; Single Meals, 25 cents, tZTTma house has lately changed hands and Is orortghly renovated and refurnished. The travel- ng puouc win una ine nest 01 accommodations No Chinamen Employod. SMI1II BAILEY. DEPOT HOTEL, OAKLAND, OFvECON. Iit?liuicl Thomas, rroi. JTlrt Class . -SLEEPING ACCOMODATIONS. AND THE able supplied with the Best the Market affords lotcl a ho Depot of tbo Railroad. Central Hotel ! KOSEBURG, OREGON, OPPOSITE CARLOX'S LIVEUY STABLE. Board and Lodging per day . . $i.oo 5.00 4.00 " week. V Without Lodging.. MeaJs, 25 cents, Lodging, 25 cents Tliorough satisfaction is promised to travel - crsanu the public generally. iatts- a- ujittitisorr, roj. No Chinese employed . New Restaurant ! J. Clements Proprietor tOSEIiUIlU OREGON. One door south of Easton's grocery store. 3IEALS 25 cts. ; MOOKE'S ItESTAUUAXT. (Trincipival Business Street.) MEALS 25 CENTS LODGING 25 CENTS We Keep the Best the Market Affords. IVIL BE1D STORE V. L. ARRINGTON, DEALER IN Dry Goods GrocDios etc All Kinds of Produce Taken in Exchange CIVIL LEND, DOUG. CO., OREGON. EW STORE AT 1 II, LARD OB. r9 would respectfully inform the public that he has ou hand a Hue assortment of Dry Goods, Groceries, Ready-Made Clothing and in fact everything usually kept at a lirst-class store. Give hun a call Goods at Low Prices. AH kinds of Produc Taken in Exchange for Goods. taAH orders promptly attendtd to MRS. S. A. HUTHLSOX, s JIILLINEHY STOEE! Onlilauil, ADIES WILL V.f'D MY STOCK LARGE AND Cmilct. Prices mudcratc. Give Ma 0U. Mes. S. A. Hutchinson The BCYEKS' CJtTIDK Is Issued Sept. and Store, i each year. J9-318 Pgea, I z 11 Inches, wiCb. PTr '3,600 Ulnatrstions si whole Pletnre Gallery. GIVES Wholesale Prteea direct to consumers on all goods tor personal or family vse Tells how to order, and gt-rea exact cost ot every thing yon use, eat, drlna wear, or bare ftm with. These INVALUABLE BOOKS contain Information gleaned from the markets of the world. We will mall a copy FREE to any ad dress upon receipt of 10 eta. to defray expense of mailing. Let ns hear from yon. Respectfully, MONTGOMERY WARD & CO". 227 dc 280 Wabash Avenue, Chicago, 111 Malaussene and Clements New Furniture Store IN FLOED'S OLD STOllE. A fall line of first class Furniture. Anything repaired or made to order. CALL IXSTANTER, FARM FOR SALE. One Small Farm for sale containing 230 acres, CO acres good farming land The balance good timber and pasture well watered and all fenced. For par ticulars enquire of F. Cornctt, Riddles, Oregon, n ROSEBURG, OREGON, HAVING l- UKGHASED The Entire Stock of . ZaXZIXS,03ECaJNrXXs33E3 -o of o- I- R. DAWSON . ' ' At RIDDLE- -OliEGON Consistin" of BOOTS, SHOES, . CLOTHING, DRY GOODS, HARDWARE, GROCERIES, Etc Etc. Etc Etc. Etc. ' I I Am now ofVcring the same At Prices That befy Competition. FOR CASH At Itiritllc - Oregon. F. Cornutt. ALL TEUSONS KNOWING THEMSELVES IN delitol to Noah Cornutt will pleaso call at my uOicc at Kiddles at the etorc ana settle at once. I . Cornutt. THE GKAP CI UK. SAL-MUSCATELLE In America WITHOUT THE EXPFNSE OF AN ETJE0PEAN JODfiUFY! The crystalized salts, as oMaincd in a pure state from grapes and choic'6 fruit, in a portable, palat able, simple form, are now presented to the public of America as the grandest resolvent of Impure blood, corrector of the liver and regulator of. the bowel; the natural promoter of HEALTH AND LOXGEYITY., Fivimnnt. nlu-aicians claim this achievement a new era in the allied science of medicine, as it furnishes the blood with its natural salines that are lost or eliminated every clay SAL-MUSCATELIjI A POSITIVE, NATURAL SICK HEADACHE AND DYSPEPSIA CVHE. Sal-Muscatetle is Nature's own product. It sup. plies to the systom the want of sound, ripe jrrapes and fruit; it is the simplest and best preventive and cure for all functional derangements of the liver and kindred ailments; prevents the absorption 01 mat arl al diseases fevers A all kinds: counteracts the ef feets of bad air, poor drainage and impure water; a powerful oxydirer of the blood; a naiaral specific lor all skin eruptions, sick headaches, biliousness, nervousness, mental depression, and will remove the effects or accidental indigestion irom excessive eat Inir and drinkina Have it in your homes and on your travels. It to a specific for the fagged, weary ana worn-out. Prcpaircd by the Loxdos Sal-Mcscatelle Co. lOSDOS, EXOLMtD. Beware of imitations. The irenuluo in "blue wrappers only." 3"Send for circulars O. EV NOVITCU, General American Manager, P. O Box KX53, New York City. Mention this paicr. For sale by S. Hamilton Rose burg Oregon. THE New York Coffee House And Oyster Saloon "EJt Leading Chech Restaurant in the City, 8IFERD HACKNEY. PROPRIETORS 132 FIRST STREET, PORTLAND - - - ORECOM. t2TP ri vat e Rooms of the Latest Designs for Ladief OrES DAY AND NIGHT. - - r: . nl FrJDAY.fAPE.IL, 8f 1887. Is ' ic best nsoruing Journal published on the ' r .' . Tacific Coast . - i wojt eo:: .;Vt ,'.."y - It lias the lar- ! - .-:t ctrculallfin. PaU; c-e jear...,, .$6x0 Wet j ; . . $i.to I Examiner Publishing Co. - . .J o. , San Francisco Cal. - t tfree'". . - - - r.v . if : - -FROM- ri::: ;:.3 johdiaECSiTY. f V" XUV. -17X30 - ila,llbMrgioIvl'5s"Glass?.A,..,$ .75 " ' ' Foot of mountain..";-.' aioo " " Dora 5.00 " . Fsirview t 5.50 " Sumner 6.50 " " Marshfield 7.00 Empire City 7.50 DAILY EXCEPT SUNDAY. For T'articlars Inquire at the Tost Ofiicc. Jas C McCXLLOCU, Prop. PAUL SGHLOSSER Dhaleu In STOVES, TINWARE AND- HAK.UAVAEE. Ih'aiii - - - Oregon. KEErS A FL IX STOCK OF NAILS, CUTLERY Shelf and Builders Hardware. Also Revolvers, duns and Ammunition. All kinds ot Tinware Made to Order. REPAIRING NEATLY DONE, Over 6,000,000 PEOPLE USE FERRY'S SEEDS us D. M.FERRY & CO. re aamittea to De tn LARQEST SEEDSMEN in ihe world. WW V- U.m.f-tHHTabOS trl,un a rrUr4 SEED ANNUAL For 1887 3 will be mailed j? FREE to all W lam season s enstoraers srithoat or derincit. ftvalMoicto alLEtwryixr. on iuing Gar. dm. Held or Tomr SEEDS thould . tend for it. Addiees I. M. FEIRY 4 CO. Detroit, Mloh. J. C. SHERID4N Successor iajgj R. S & J. C SHERIDAN DEALER IN HARDWARE Stoves and Tinware, Rosclmrg, Oregon THE undersigned takee pleasure in an nouncing to the public that he selling everything in his line at prices tbat DEFY COMPETITION! -IF YOU WANT- STOVES, AGEIOTJLTUJlA.il TOOLS IEON, STEEL, NAILS, fLORSS HOES, TINWAEE, OUTLEfiY Ol anvthintr in my line, call and examine my stock and learn pnees betore purchasing else. where, as 1 am selling lon er than ever. J. C. SHERIDAN THE OLD RELIABLE Established in 1867. Jacob Bitlzer Douglas County Bank, HUMPHREY & FLINT, RoaebnrK ' Oregon' TRANSACT A GENERAL BANKING BUSINESS Sight Draft Drawn on 1 ortland, San Francisco, New York and other points. Bills of exshange on the principal cities of Europe. Deposits re ceived subject to check. Collections made on all accessablepoints at reasonable rates. MILLWOOD MILLS OX HUBBARD CREEK. ......... CLARKE i BAKER, Proprietors. We are now prepared to famish lumber o the best quality ia quantities to suit the purchaser. aOfraj-s having on hand the largest stock of any mil in Douglas County. We will furnish lumber at our mill at the to). Mowing PRICES. AO' 1 rough lamber.. $S to WO M No, 1 flooring, 6 inch D & M $16 H No. 1 flooring, 4 fnch DtV .1S M ho. 1 finishing lumber.., $10 M CLARKE & BAKEB. view n 1 Absolutely Pure- This powder never varies. A marvel of parity ttrougth and who.esomencss. More economical than the ordinary kinds, and cannot bo sold In com petition with the multitude of low test, short weight alum or phosphate powders. Sold ouly in cans. IIOYAL BAKING rOWDER CO., 100 Wall St. N. Y. H. C. Stanton DEALER IN STAPLE DRY GOODS! OF THE BEST QUALITY. GENERAL FURNISHING, IIOSIEUY, TRIMMING Ac. Boots & Shoes OFTIIE BEST QUALITY, a full -of- GROCERIES ! Wood And Willow WAUE. CROCKERY & GLASSWARE, ELECTRIC LAMPS, SCHOOL BOOKS, AND STATIONARY. Subscription AGENCY. bubscniihon received for all Eastern and European Publications. N. P. BUNNELL, FOUNDRY, Machine Shop, Wagon Shop, Blacksmith Shop. 1AN MAKE CASTINGS FROM ONE j onnne to three tons weight. Small Cu pola for small castings. Money refunded if worn is not satisfactory. 1 ortland prices ! cave telegrams and expressage. Established 1352. A. ROBERTS, Corner First and Alder Street Portland, Or. THE LEADING GLaTOlER, HOTTER -AXD MIIOM JLH rAl2j0t HA It. art,. ftS rvd nTnM wx- wiujvrvH. C. W. KNOWLES, ST, CHARLES HOTEL ' EHDftDCAR Dl AU n tm 1 u mill rn n v. U. Miuwixo, rropneior. first class in etery kespect. Good Restaurant Connected With The House Fire-nroof Brick Buiidimr lso Rooms. in the Center of the City COR. FROST ASD MORRISON STS., PORTLAND DR. JORDAN'S i USEUM OF ANATOMY. 751 Market Street SAN FRANCISCO Go and learn how to avoid disease, and how wonderfully ou m made Private OHiee, 211 Ceary Street Consultation on lost manhood and all ditease men. Send for Books. L. BELFILS I foel confide nt of eivme satisfaction in nil work I also repair muiicnl instruments. 1 1 have the County patent right for gale of Concrete water to any place de - I will also teach anv kind fJ lortrnmot,! miuie. Anyone desirfng instruction wui call n me at my watchmaking shop. L. Ublfils. H. PARRY, Merchant Tailor. in the Red Front, next door to A. C. Marks Store. Repairs and Alterations neatly done. IP T NO. 00. AX ARTISTIC PICTURE. WITH SIOItA Id. EPISODE. Before his easel Zuexia took his stand To paint a picture with a masters hand, The features of an old woman was his dfeam Here is described his true and fancied theme; lie sketched her, aged, wrinkled and badly stooping, Her lean form was shriveled with shoulders drooping; ... Haggard, blear-eyed with sharp protruding chin, Wizen faced as if gaunt famine had made her thin, Ghastly bony checks most hideous to behold All her features cast as in a crimped mould, Skin, clammy sallow hue with a sunken mouth, Her fevered looking lips were parched with drought . .. With open jnouth awry her toothless gums displayed, ; ; The sight of this picture" would Zanlippe have dismayed, ' ; " - h Her arms were long unsightly Juietsjjieregrew, SiSroa colored fingernail this artist drew,; Emaciation and uglyness i characterized -each feature . Yet such a picture represented God s be loved creiturc. At last tis finished when the artist stepped back to gaze, On the horrid creation oi his artistic craze He laughed, he gazed, astonished, laughed again Immoderately laughed long aloud with might and main, Suddenly a deep pain took place in midst of his wild glee. He gasped, he moaned, and in his agony sighed, He was doomed by the reaction.- Alas! poor Zuexia died, Immoderation at the startling face of his creature .brain Brought him to sudden death by great emo tional strain. Moral. Here a moral we draw from Zucxia's dream of art To youths it does this solemn truth impart, In course of life should they any aged per . son meet, With haggard appearance and tottering feet; Never to laugh in scorn at their scraggy features Formerly they were lovely to view and beau tiful creatures, Like you their full cheeks bloomed with best of human love: - Their eyes shown forth with lij;ht like twink ling stars above, And with pulses beating strong as yours are doing now, Their life blood quickened to a healthy hearty glow; For you may become like the picture the ar tist drew, When creeping age bids your youthful blooms adieu. And should you scoff, or laugh or ever mock ery fling, Beware! For you may like" Zuexia receive a deathlike sting. lli.s talent traced one who at hrst was in Gods image made, "" And the scripture tells us all our beauties here sha'.l fade, For dust we are and unto dust we will re turn, All in the likeness of Almighty God we should not spurn, The youth, the adult and the aged all the same Returns again to dust from whence all mor tals came; So respect old age and with veneration greet Even the haggard and deformed wherever you them meet. H. II. W. A Railroad Future. The Oclioco Review speaks hope fully of the outlook ia Crook county, "Wo quote its encouraging remarks The immediate future of Eastern Ore gon, and especially Crook county ia blight with promise. The loss of stock during the winter, though con Liderable, ia not so severe as was at first a-nticipated, and what is lost in numbers we believe will be made up in prices, foi- the loss has been much greater in other sections than in ours, and our surplus must in consequence I 1 t mt . a commana nign puces. J.ne ouuook i m. n n as good if not better than at this time last year, and the clip of this sea son wU1 not 1x5 materiaUy Enor5cned I Kv ilia rfipon f. covorn j7iaf han 'I'd I J .-w wvv.. a-uo I cron OlltloolcH fvnrahl fl. rmnTirl I 1 B . beinS thoroughly wet, and no matter what the weather for the few suc- J ceeding months may be, good crops are insured. The winter is iiow past, and I in all eyes the dawn of spring s ver lirlVhtfin. anrl nw lif ia nrmT 0 - o o the receding fears of calamity and dis tress. Everybody is taking hold of the spring work with new vigor, and life and thrift is seen on .every hand. Besides these brilliant prospects there is a certainty of a railroad being built through this section during the com ins; summer, which will cause a revi I val of every branch of business which I , , we never Known ueiore. the time it is being built every kind of farm produce will find a market at home, money will be plentiful, thou sands of men will be engaged in con structing the road, and there is noth- I ins to prevent Crook countv from be- 1 ing tbe busiest section of Oregon next a W1K,f : - I " .uuu oiwuu u a tci- I talnfr. and Ipf. nil ha I . o.v w men I interest and ready to avail themselves I . ,, ... mcwi'jJvuumuB wmcn Will ue or ered. To add to all the sorrows of the pres entjory Ministry, Lord Salisbury is Baid to be tho worst dressed man in London. ROSEBURG REVIEW ""has the . : FIIIE5T JOB OFFICE m DOUGLAS COUNTY. CARDS, BILL HEADS, LEGAL BLANKS And other Printing, Including Large and Heavy Posters and Showy Hand-Bills Neatly and Expeditiously executed AT PORTLAND PRICES. ySSWSMSMSSJSJSSSSISSSSSSSSStSSSSSSS VAAlETiES. : .r Those who object to wit arc en dans of it. i . There is no worse thief than a bad book. .- The worst coniplections are deeplicjst painted. A French novel is usually a story with an immoral. i In politics, what begins in ffar usually ends in folly. Separate accounts as well as eh rt ones make best friends. Never calculate on a mild winter be cause you are short of feed. Er boy whut is sassy ter his fodder is gwine tcr be sassy ter de law. Genuine repentance consists of having tho heart broken for sin and from sin. world -where hearts ere .jure cf other. ' . . People going on , excumons are so happy to get home that they are glad they went. "I know whom I havo believed." There is a realm then in which faith and fact are one. A bill will be introduced in the next Peruvian Congress providing for the establishment of free public schools.. Emperor William has got a cold in his eye. It is questionable if his phy sician has had the courage to tell him that ic was all in his eye. Tho Christian population of Madras India, in ten years (1871-1881,) was found to have increased 165,662, and still the work continues to be encour- ing. - : Some one remarks that "lace is what ruffles the men nowadays." But he is wrong. Lace ruffles the women as usual. It is paying for it that ruffles the men. In Abysinia as many as thirty three Falasha Jew3 wero admitted into the Christian church, of whom the native missionary, who visited England last May, gave an encouraging account. There is good authority for the statement that the Queen of Spain on ly sees her infant son once a day. If she allows him to bluff her like that, " she will have to mortgage the brown jewels before long. - Thomas Jr.radjv. wbo will be re- membered a& an orthodox Republican : of the old regime, has married a widow. We are glad to see that in his maturer ! years he does not want everything, but is content to take what is left' Lenten services are held daily at ; Trinity Church, New York, for the benefit ot Wall-street brokers and business men. The preacher must . be a strong man to lift a prayer which " will do that kind of a flock any good. The French Government threatens to dissolve the Municipal Council of Marseilles because thai body approved of the Paris Commune in 1871. r And yet the Paris Municipal Council is, by a large majority, communistic in its opinions to-day. Mayor Hewitt of New York is re proved by the Manhatttan Temper ance Association for not effectively closing the saloons on Sunday, and his Honor retorts that he is powerless to enforce the law. What can one abstemious Mayor do when pitted against 10,000 thirsty policemen f Certain mummies which were de tained at the New York Custom-house pending payment f the regular ad valorem tax have, by the authoriza tion of Acting Secretary Fairchildi been admitted free. There is no con ceivable reason why mummies should not be classified under the category of deadheads, j The "greatest discovery of the age" is laid at the door of W. a Gilbert the brilliant '.English librettist. "- He has found a word which will rhyme with month, but what that word is he refuses at present to reveal. Gilbert is one of those men - who, like Keely, the motor man, loves to see tho world suffer unnecessarily. In the existing controversy over Home Rule for Ireland, Salisbury has espoused the wrong and Gladstone tho -right, and those who tremble for the result should remember the fabled foot-race between the hare and the tortoise. J ustice is proverbially slow, but it is inspired with an unwavering purpose. It never lies down to sleep, and in the end it invariably comes to the fore. The aquatic genius, Paul Boyton. who for lack of ships goes down to the sea in a rubber suit, though never sick himself, seems to have the faculty of making old Father Neptune turn pale with nause?. He recently at tempted to voyage from the horizon to the Jersey coast, and but for -the hu manity of the crew of a passing vessel, who saw that the ocean was suffering and took Boyton on board, he would have been thrown up on the beach. v -c