THE." MBW-I3W. 13 ISSUED FRIDAY MORNINGS, BY J. R. N. BELL, - - Proprietor. O -HAS TEH FINEST JOB OFFICE IN DOUGLAS COUNTY. CABDS, BILL HEADS, LEGAL BLAHS, ; And other Printing; Ineiucffig . Large asd Km Pesters ail Earl-Ms, - ; Seatly and expeditiously sxMuted AT PORTLAND PRICES. o One Year -Six Months -Three Months $2 50 ' 1 50 1 oo These are the terms of those p&ying in adTance The Rbvjew offers fine induoements to Klrertiaers. Terms reasonable. VOL. X. ROSEBURG, OREGON, FRIDAY, JUNE 19, 1885. NO. 11. lEasi JOHN LANE. LANE &. LANE, ATTORNEYS AT LAW. Office on Main street, opposite Cosmopolitan Hotel. . J. C. FULLERTON, ATTORNEY AT .LAW, Office In Marks' brick, up stairs. . A. F. CAMPBELL, ATTORNEY AT LAW , Office Next door to Uoyan's Store. W. H. MOORE, General Insurance Agent. O Rice at Court Mouse, ROSEBURG. : : ; ; OREGON. It. ii. HCItOUiiS, JIU ... lite li 1 12tte -fVen.t9 Office with Lane & Lank, opposite the Cosmopolitan Hotel, ItOMeborg. Douglas County,-Oregon. ALL KINDS OF REAL ESTATE AND CITY property Bought, Sold or Leased on Com mission. Exchanges of Real Estate effected. martO-tf gJ. JASKULEK, PRACTICAL Watctata, Jeweler and Optician, ALL WORK WARRANTED. Dealer In Watches, Clocks, Jewelry, Spectacles and Eyeglasses. AND A FULL USE OF Cigass, Tobacco & Fancy Goods. Tht only reliable Optcmer in town for the proper adjust ment of Spectacles ; always on band. Depot of the Genuine Brazilian Pebble Spec tacles and Eyeglasses. Office In Hamilton Brick Block, ROSE1IUKU. ORKjO. LAHGENBERG'S Boot and Shoe Store ROSEBCRO, OREUO.V, On Jackson Street, Opposite the Post Office, Keeps on hand the largest and best assortment of Eastern and Han Francisco Boots and Shoes, Gaiters, Slippers, , And everything In the Boot and Shoe line, and SELLS CHEAP FOR CASH. Doots and Shoes Made to Order, and i Perfeet Fit Guaranteed. I use the Best of Leather and Warran all my work. Repairing Neatly Done, on Short Notice. I keep always on hand TOYS AND NOTIONS. Musical Instruments and Violin Strings a specialty. L.OUIS LAKGEXBEKU. X Tt. M INTI E, THE SPECIALIST. Ko.ll Kearny St., Han Francisco, Cal. Treats all Chronic. Special and Private diseases with wonderful bt'ccehm. THE GREAT ENGLISH REMEDY A NEVER FAILIVO fctORE for Nervous De bility, Seminal Weak ness,. Exhausted Vital ity, Spermatorrhoea, LOST MAN llOOU. j Impotency, Paralysis, rrostaiorrncea, and all the terrible effects of Self-abuse, youthful fol lies and excess in ma rarer years, such as J Lobs of Memory. Lassi. tnde. Nocturnal Emissions, aversion to society. Dimness of Vision. Noises in the Head, ex cesses In drinking Intoxicating liq uors, the vital fluid passing unobserved in the urine, and many other diseases that lead to insanity and death. Ir. allntle. who is A Regular Physi cian, Graduate of the University of Pennsylvania, will agree to forfeit Five Hundred Dollars for a case of this kind the Vital Kestoratlve- (under his special advice and treatment) will not cure, or for any thing impure or injurious found in it Ir. Sllntle treats all private diseases successfully without mercury. Consultation Free. ; Thorough examination and advice, including analysis of urine, $5.00. Price of Vital Be storative. $1.50 a bottle, or teur times the quantity, $5.00; sent to any address upon re ceipt of price, or C. O. D.. secured from observa tion, and in private name if desired bv Ir. Mlntle, 11 Kearny Street, San Fran elseo. Cal. Send for lists of questions and pamphlet. SAMPLE BOTTLE FREE, Will be sent to any oneapplyingbyletter.stating symptoms. Sex and age. strict secrecy in res gards to all business transactions. Ir. Mlntle' Kidney Remedy, JfE PIIRETiCUM, Cures all kinds of Kidney and Bladder Complaints, Gonorrhoea, Gleet, Leuchorrhcea, etc For sale by all druggsits; $1 a bottle or six bottles for $5. RR.ailXTlE'S RAXDELIOTtf PILLS are the best and cheapest l1TSPEPttlA and jiiLiiuiiM cure in tne market. For sale by all druggists. inSTfGfcv DR. LIEBIG'S WONDERFUL Men who are bl-ffkb H F A I TH VI Weakness brought on h cesses, causing nervous debility, premature aecay. loscmannooa, eic.naving tried in vain every Known remedy, snouia procure imniedi atelv DR. LIEBIG'S IN VIGOR ATO tt Kfi 9 THE DOCTOR will agree to forfeit $1000 for a case undertaken, not cured. The reason why o many cannot get cured of weakness and above diseases is owing to a complication called JrtlUai Ai01tlJrii!.A wun Hyperesthesia, whioh reouires SDecial treatment. DR. LIEBIG'S INVIGORATOR NO. 2. under our advice and special treatment, is the only Dositlve euro for PROSTATORR1IEA. DR. LIEB1G & CO. for the past nineteen years nave maae an exclusive specially or tne treat ment of diseases of men. If pimples appear on the face, if you become listless and desDondent. look out for the compli cation with Seminal W eaknesa and loss of Vi tality known as Prostatorrhea. Hundreds of lives have been lost, ana tnousanas nave lost their nrooertv and pleasure in life from its ef fects. Varicocele, or wormy veins of the scro tum, often the unsuspected cause or ixst Man hood. Debiltv. etc. DR. LIEBIG'S Invigorator. No. 2. is the onlv known remedy for the above complication, and a perfect and permanent cure win be guaranteed; in an cases unaertaxen anner our special aavice ana treatment. Most nowerf ul electrio belt free to patients, To prove the wonderful power of the INVIG ORATOR, A $2 BOTTLE GIVEN FREE. Call or address, Dr. Llcblff A Co's Private Dispensary - 400 Geary St., San Francisco, Cal. L..F. LANK. I f jtli Samcel Masks. Asher DEALERS If! jEIERi L MERCI -HAVE CONSTANTLY ON HAND Dry Crockery, Glassware. Provisions. Cigars. Boots and Shoes. Wool and Produce of Every Description Bought A3fD THE VERY 1I1UIIEST CASH PRICES PAID FOR THEM. MRKH &. OO-, - 3riX JL 'CmErSL TLX Jbr I But bejfore you do that come 'round to w. c. AM AN D Buy a New Set of Harness OB A SADDLE. One of the Biggest and Best Stock of Goods f but ths best leather, and havs got EVERYTHING- IN THIS LINE W. Gr- Woodward, Roseburg Or. SHERIDAN BROTHERS, ROSEBURG, OREGON. They would announce that they have just received and now have on hand one of the largest stocks of GBHEEAI HAEBWAEE Ever brought to Douglas, and, when added to their Stoves of all Patterns and Ready-made Tinware, They are prepared to declare they have the ern Oregon, wh ich they propose selling Cheaper than any one can purchase elsewhere. In the shape of BUILDING MATERIALS, in the way of Locks, Butts, etc., we can offer superior inducements to purchasers. Try us. We can give you bargains in the following BUCK'S BONANZA, FARMER'S UTILITY, OCCIDENT. And other CWLKlNlOM, The best of workmen are constantly employed buyers should learn our prices. We have also bargains to offer in GUNS, well as in Shotguns and Pistols. We are also Aeents for the White. Peerless we sell at lowest rates and warrant as complete -A.vexill and Rubber Paints, The best in the market, at lowest rates. Give prices, ana we promise to JOHN FRASEB, Home Hade Furniture, WILBUR, OREGON. OPHOLSTERY, SPRING MATTRESSES, ETC, Constantly on band. FURNITURE have the Best STOCK OF FURNITURE South ef Portland, And all of my own manufacture. , No Two Prices to Customers. Rwiklent. of Douglas County ara requested to fire m a call bet ore purchadng eLtewhw. . ALL WORK WARRANTED. The Betters' Guide is issued Sept. . and March, each year: 224 pages, 8 J xllj inches, with over 3,300 illustrations a whole picture gallery. Gives wholesale prices direct to consumer on all goods for personal or -w family use. Tells how to f """"V erder, and gives exact I cost of ev erything you I i J I use, drink, eat, wear, or V N- J hare fun with. These invaluable looks contain information gleaned from tlie markets of the world, we will mail a cony Free to any address apoa receipt of the postage 8 cents. Let us hear from you. Respectfully, MONTGOMERY WARD & CO. 7 A WalMMk Cktoaa, lil. Marks. W. L Fbibdlaxdeb. Ms, Groceries - Roseburo;, Oregon. mi ever Brought to Town. I use nothing DON'T FAIL TO CALL ON ME! beBt supply in their line of any house in South brands of STOVES not equaled elsewhere.: DEXTER, PACIFIC, IRON KINO, Stoves and Ranges, - WIDE WEST, EMPIRE CITY in the manufacture of our TINWARE, and such as Winchester. Sharp and other Rifles, as and New Home SEWING MACHINES, which in every respect. We can also supply us a call, inspect our stock, iaquire as to our suit you u any one can. CHINESE WASH HOUSE -AND SAM YOUNG. - - Proprietor. THIS POPULAR LAUNDRTMAN HAS again opened business at his old stand in Roseburg, on Main street, two doors south of Bowen's blacksmith shop. He is prepared t coniraci ior Ckinese Laborers And furnish COOKS, FARM HELP, WOODCHOPPERS, RAILROAD HANDS Or Chinese Labor of any description on short notice. L. DELFILS, WATCHMAKER. HAVING HAD 28 YEARS JEXPERIENCE ma .fll.kn..L..l- n . . j. i n.Kuiu.uriu vregou. i leetconnaens of giving satisfaction in all work entrusted to me. I also have a large stock of Watches, Clocks and J ewelry which will be sold very rea sonably. ' I have the County-patent right for the sale of Concrete Cement Pipe for conveying water to any place desired. L. BELFILS. SB Q) GRANGE , BUSINESS ASSOCIATION OF ROSEBURG. W. F. OWENS, : : : ; Ilanagar. DEAL IN ' Wool and Grain Also, AGENTS FOR .. AGRICULTURAL IMPLEMENTS Of All Minds. WE TRANSACT A GENERAL BUSINESS n in our line and Day the Highest Market Prices for Wool and Grain.- fall llae of Agricultural IuiDlements kept constantly on hand, or furnished on short notice, at Lowest Prices. Office and Warehouse OPPOSITE THE DEPOT. Give us a calL W. F. OWEX8. H. O. STAWTOW, DEALER IN Staple Bry CS-oods, Keep eonatanUy on hand a general assortment at Extra Fine Groceries, WOOD, WILLOW AHD GLASSWARE, ALSO CROCKERY AND CORDAGE, A full stock of SCHOOL BOOKS, Such as required by the Public County Schools. All kinds or Stationery, Toys and Fancy Articles, TO SUIT BOTH TOUXO AD OLD. Buys and Sells Legal Tenders, furnishes Lheoks on Portland, and procures Drafts on San Francisco. HUBBARD CREEK MILLS CLARK & BAKER, Props. Ha vine purchased the above named mills of E.Stephens & Co.. we are now prepared to fur nish any amount of the best quality of LUMBER ' ever offered to the public in Douglas county. vve wut.iurnisn at tne mill at tne following prices: No. 1 rough lumber........ '.......'..$12 VM No. 1 flooring, 6 inch.. ...$24 $M jno. i noonng, t men. ...$28 v M No. 1 nnsihing lumber. .'. ............... $20 M No. 1 finishing lumber dressedon 2 sides $24 M No. 1 finishing lumber dressed on 4 sides $26 $ M CLARK & BAKER. EL DORADO Mineral Water S. HAMILTON, Agent, Boseburg, Or. Geo. W. Jones: Dear Sib I have delayed answering your letter in order to send you the enclosed certificate. Mr. Bart Reeve declines to give a testimonial at present tor the reason that he has been under the treatment of a num ber of Physicians and thinks that they might not like it If he were to make the affirmation of the effect your mineral water naa upon nun. i wui aescribe the case to you as near as I can : Be had been sick about two years and an unnatural belt had formed around him just Deiow the riDs. Me aranK your Mineral Water three or four days and the belt went off in such a way as to cause his legs and feet to swell, but that soon dis appeared, and he is now in comfortable health. The doctors had all given up that he could not get well. There are a number of persons here who have spoken to me ior some or tne water to use in various eases, and 1 would like to use a little myself. I think it is the best nervous remedy I ever knew. Please send me five gallons of the water. Respectfully, E. A. HANSEE. Jefferson, Oregon. SEEDS 1 SEEDS ! , SEEDS! ' ILL KINDS OF THE BEST QUALITY. AL.lt ORBfillli Promptly attended to and goods shipped wun care. Address, 1IACIIEXV A BEXO, Portland, Oregon. DEPOT HOTEL, Oakland, Oregon. RICHAKD THOMAS. Proprietor. This Hotel has been established for a mini' ber f years, and has become very pop. ular with the traveling public. FIRST-CLASS SLEEPING ACCOMMODATIONS -AND THE- . , . . Table supplied with the Best the Market affords Hotel at tho Depot of the Railroad. J. A. HMITH, Proprietor of the CITY BAKERY AM CANDY FACTORY. KEEPS CONSTANTLY ON HAND A FULL stock of Bread. Cakes. Pies. Plain and Fancy Crackers, etc. Also a fine selection of r rencn ana American uanaies ana unocoiate Goods. Roseburg Soda Works. JOIIX XEV1XA13, Prop'r. H r ANUFACTTJRES A SUPERIOR O.UAL- ill ity of Soda Water, JSarsaparilla and uinger Ale. uraers rrom am-oaa nuea wild promptness and at reasonable rates. llflll nwi money than atjanything else by takln aa LIU! agency forth beet selling dook out. tsegin- 1 nrs saecaed grandly. None fail. Terms free. IlALunRr Book Co Portland, Maine. DISGUSTED. The Michigan Man Who Asked No Favor of the legislature. Some twelve or fourteen years , ago a queerly-dressed, eccentric-acting indi vidual appeared at Lansing during the session of the Legislature and asked various members to introduce a bill "to enable him to build a dam on Wolf River, somewhere in the northerns counties. The matter was allowed to go by default, -and at the next session; tne oia man showed, up again Taia lme a bill was introduced, but before it came up he got tired and went home. When a third session opened ha was on hand, but only to be tired out! a cru in W HnUvo T.naf fall a TViH-!-n,. who was a member of the House and remembered the case, met the old man up the lake shore and said to him: "1 shall go to the Legislature again, this year, and vou come to me with your bill and I'll push it for you." Uhank ye, but it s no use," replied theoldtnan. " -;- "Don't you want the dam?"' "Fact is, I built the dam before I asked permission of the law." Well, 3'ou d better have thinsrs in legal shape." iNo use. Dunn' the nrst session the, dam went with a freshet. During the second, the mill went on a mortgage. During the third, Wolf River dried upi until it wouldn't turn a pin-wheel, and' I want the Legislature of Michigan to understand that I'm a free-born Ameri can "citizen and ask no favors of any- Doay i Ltetroii f ree tr ess. Sp Pi ii Twelve Miles from Roseburg. on the Cooa Bay Wagon Road. IV E WIILL! Any amount of LumberSugar Pino. Cedar, Yellow Plr, Flooring. Bni tic. Mouldings, Etc. WE WILL NOT BE UNDERSOLD We have aDBointed A. J. RT5LT.OWR and HENRY GATES agents for Roseburg, who will have Lumber always on hand. Will deliver to any part of the city from the Mill at reasonable rates. PRICES AT MILL ; Rough Lumber.;......... T S 9 00 t? M Flooring......... 18 CO M Rustic 18 00 Mt M Mrs. HOOVER, DEALER IN Fine Millinery AXD Fancy Goods, ROSEBUBCJ, : i x : : OREGON Ladies will find my Stock Large and Com plete. Prices Moderate. MRS. H. E. HOOVER. THE CENTRAL HOTEL HAVING AGAIN ASSUMED THE MAN airement of this well known House, of which we are the owners, we take this method of informing the public that it will be First-Class in Every Particular! Meals and Lodging per day. 1 00 Meals 25 Lodging 25 Satisfaction Guaranteed. Free Coach to all Evening Trains. S. T. & E. Garrison. THE PEOPLE'S Grocery Store. O.H. FLOOK HAS JUST OPENED A NEW AND NICE stock of Family Groceries in the Belftls Buildinsr. where he will be srlad to see all want ing Goods in his line. Country produce taken in exchange. Orders from the country will receive careful attention. BUNNELL & BOWEN BEOS., FOUNDRY, Machine Shop, "Wagon Shop, BLACKSMITH SHOP. CAN MAKE CASTINGS FROM 1 OUNCE to 3 tons wei&rht. Small Cuoola for small Castings. Money refunded if work is not the best. Portland prices! Save telegrams and expressage. ABSOLUTELY FIRST CLASS D. C. McClallen, raOFRIKTOK Or TBI McOLALLEN HOUSE, Roseburg, Oregon. Large Sample Booms for Commercial Travelers Free Coach to and from the house. Baggage delivered free ot charge. ROSEBURG Garble Works. l. H. OT.1 ALLEY, OEALXS. XM Tombstxjnes, Tablets, Etc. Shop Rear of llogran's Store. erchant Tailor, ROSEBURO, OREGON. First right-hand room, up stairs, over Marks , store. Bepairs and Alterations Neatly Cone. The Cowboy ata Ha la. CBfll Nye ia Puck. So much amusing talk is being made re cently anent the blood-bedraggled cowboy of the wild west that I rise as one man to say a few things, not in a dictatorial style, but regarding this so-called or so es teamed dry land pirate who, mounted on a little cow-pony n4 under the black flag, sails out across the green surge of the plains to scat tor the rocky shores of Time with his fellow-man. A great many people wonder where the cowboy, with his abnormal thirst for blood, originated. . Where did this young Jesse James, wl.h his gory record and his daunt less eye, ; come fromt Was he born in a buffalo wallow at the foot of some rock ribbed mountain, or did he first breathe the thin air along the brink of an alkali pond, where the horned toad and the centipede sang him to sleep, and the tarantula tickled him under the chin with its hairy legs! Careful research and cold, hard statistics show that the cowboy, as a general thing, was born In an unostentatious manner on the farm. I hate to sit down on a beautiful romance and squash the breath out of a ro mantic dream; but the cowboy who gets too tyuch moist damnation : In his, system, and rides on a gallop up and down - Slain street, shooting out the lights of the beautiful bil liard palaces would be Just as happy if a moose ran up his pantafoon-Ieg as you would gentle reader. THE BLOOD-BEDRAGGLED COWBOT. One night, while I had rooms in the busi ness part of a territorial city in the Rocky Mountain cattle country, I was awakened at about 1 o'clock a. X. by the most blood curdling cry of "murder" I ever heard. It was murder with a big "M." Across the street, in the bright light of a restaurant, a dozen cowboys with broad sombreros and flashing silver braid, huge leather chaper ajas, Mexican spurs and orange silk neck ties, with ft ihing revolvers, were standing. It seemed j that a big red-faced Capt Kidd of the band, with his skin full of valley tan, had marched into an ice-cream resort with a self-cocke in his hand, and ordered the vanilla coolness for the gang. There being a dozen! young folks at the place, mostly male and female, from a neighboring hop, indulging in cream, the proprietor, a' meek Norwegian with thin white hair, deemed It rude and put to do so. He said something to that effect, whereat the other eleven men of alcoholic courage let off a yell that froze the cream into a .solid glacier, and shook two kerosene lamps out of . their sockets ia the chandeliers. . This annoyed the ice cream agriculturist, and he took the old axe-handle that he used to jam the ice down around, the freezer with, and peeled a large area of scalp off the leader's dome of thought, and it hung down overhis eyes, so that ha could not see to shoot with any degree of accuracy. id 1 THE ICS CBEAM AGRICULTURIST WITH THE JL.XE HANDLE. After he had yelled "murder f three or four times, he fell under an ice cream table, and the mild -eyed Scandinavian broke a silver-plated castor over the organ of self- esteem, and poured red pepper and salt and vinegar and Hal ford sauce and other relisb.es on the place where the scalp was loose. This revived the brave but murderous cow-gentleman, and be begged that he might be allowed to go away. The irentle Y. M. CL A. superintendent of the ten-stamp ice-cream freezers then took the revolvers away from the bold buccaneer aud kicked him 'but through a show-case. All cowboys are not sanguinary; but out of twenty yon, will generally find one who is brave when be has his revolvers with him; but when he forgot and left his shooters at home on the piano, the most tropical violet eyed dude can climb him with the butt end of a sunflower and beat his brains out and spatter them all over that school district - WHEN THE COWBOT FORGETS HIS SHOOTERS. In the wild unfettered west, be ware of the man who never carries arms, never gets drunk and always minds his own business. H- don't go around shooting out the gas, or intimidating a Kindergarten -school; but when a brave frontiersman, with a revolver in each boot and a bowie down the back of his neck, insults a modest young lady, and needs to be thrown through a rlate glaw window and then walked over by the popu lace, call in the silent man who dares to wear a clean shirt and human clothes. Mark Twain t a Detroit Reporter. fDetroit Times. "Now don't go off in a hurry, and be sure and send the rest ot the boys around. horn vou have made yourself perfectly at home. You ought to go in and see Cable before vou leave. He's asleep just at pres ent, but that needn't make any difference. Just orod him up and tell him I sent you. 1 wnnldn't have Georze siizbted for the world." fc5t Paul Herald: Isaac Clark, of Connec ticut is 100 years old. If the good die young, just size up the iniquities of that chap. A Kallroad King of th Fatura. , GEORGE J. GOtTLD, - There la naught of the dude cr snob about the elder son of Mr. Jay Gould. Tie is a! out 3 years of ege and promises to ably sue v coed his father in the, numerous enterprises in which the latter Is Interested. ; With the object if giving him a-practical train-In g, Mr. Gould has had his son accompany bim on hlsj two months' tour over his western railways tvery year, and has tlso had him appointed a director in many : of the com panies, j, It was with this ead in view that : he purchased a ; New : York ' news paper .j that George might also become acquainted with newspaper management. The Grand Opera House,. New York, was . still another toy for the youth's instruction. No doubt time and time again his attention is called to the superior advantages he enjoys over his father, who, at theagaof16, was peddling rat traps, but by the time he was 20 bad become of importance enough in the world to have a town named after him Gouldsborough, Pa. Mr. Gould has three other sonsbasida Gaorge, and two daughters. ...... -j.;. I President of the New York Press Club. amos J. cumcrxGs. .Mr. Cummingsis one of -the best known journalists in America. When twelve years old he learned to set type, and at thirteen 1 if". Yist.a an1 vrWI tkAn-Vittif fln Atn uuuiw uu 14 a i ourM iiu vug uvus ud ,u uu try, setting type in nearly every state in the Union. 1 He served his term in the army in the Twenty-sixth New Jersey Volunteers, corresponding meantime with The Newark" Journal and The Mercury. He was officially mentioned for gallantry in the battle on the heights; of Fredericksburg, May 6, 1861 He entered; The Tribune editorial rooms in the fall , 1864, being placed in charge of the weekly.) He was afterwards night editor. city editor and political editor of The Tribune. He went to The JSun as managing editor in December, 1S6S. He was afterwards manag ing editor of The New York Express, but soon returned to The Sun, where he has since remained as correspondent and associate editor. ! At the most hotly contested election ever held by the New York Press Club, which numbers SCO members, Mr. Cummings was elected, president, proving hiii popularity,, among New York journalists, , President of the National Cattle and Horse Grower's Association. col. b. d. buster. The business of t "stock raising" has be come of so great importance through the amount of capital invested and tie extensive territory required that a national conven tion, the first of its kind, was recently held in St Louis, which was attended by nearly 1,000 delegates representing an aggregate capital of $2,000,000,000. The convention lasted one week and beside formulating sev eral measures to be brought before congress for the protection of their interests resulted In the formation of a permanent organisa tion to be known as the National Cattle and Horse Grower's association. Coif R. D. Hunter, a well known enterprising citizen of St. Louis, was chosen its first president. The Newspaper of tue Future. (San Francisco Argonaut) ;v If a barn blows down there will , be a diagram of the premises; tiov of the barn before being blown down; view of the barn while being blown down; view of tho ruins; interview with the hired man, who says he always knowed it was going to blow down; interview with owner, with bis and other theories on barns blowing down; interview with Professor Mugwump, the distinguished Chicago savant, with bis views as to the reason why barns blow down'rather than tip; comparative table of barn mortality in this artd other state forth last forty years, showing percentage of barn blown down compared with, the illiterate vote; history of barns from the . earliest time to the present; statement of loss, etc. las Iloed for K central Ion, Wall Street News. He placed his hat and cane on . chair and took his seat, with the remark: "Your wife has been a member of my congrj ation for the last two years. Yea," I tlieve so. "And I have felt it my duty to hve a short conversation with , you in regard to your own souL I desire to speak with you more particularly in regard to gamblitg in grain. Do you realize the enormity of tt e ofTenser" "I think 'I do ; just read that It was a 'tlegram from Chicago reading: "Oar loss tn the late deal will be about $14 000 each." rhe preacher didn't wait for any further wrnssling,n beinx conrinesl that hi "hearer" must realize the enormity, and somo thing to boot, ' 1 - - i W -O' ) i