THE INDEPENDENT, IS ISSUED SATURDAY MORNINGS. - BY TUB Douglas County Publishing Company. THE niDEPENDEHT HAS THE FINEST JOB OFFICE . IN DOUGLAS COUNTY. CARDS. BILL HEADS, LEGAL BLANIS, One Year -Six Months -Three Months $2 eo 1 60 1 00 And other Printing, Including i Large anl Hsarr Posters am Sliowr Hani-Bills, These are the terms of those paying in adr&noe. The Independent offers fine inducements to advertisers. Terms reasonable. WIGUS' TfflllFRRTTlFnlW Neatly and expeditiously executed AT PORTLAND PRICES. ALMOST OUT OF THE WORLD. VOL. IX. ROSEBURG, OREGON, SATURDAY, OCTOBER 18, 1884. NO. 28. J. JASICULEK, PRACTICAL Watcliaieiy Jeweler ani Optician, ALL WORK WARRANTED. Dealer In Watches, Clocks, Jewelry, Spectacles and Eyeglasses. ad a nu li or Cigass, Tobacco & Fancy Goods. Thi only reliable itotomer in town for the proper adjust ment of Spectacles ; always on hand. Depot of the Genuine Brazilian Pebble Speo - - tacles and Eyeglasses. Office First Door South of Postoffice, ROSEBURG. OREUOX. LANGENBEBG'S Boot and Shoe Store ItOSEBUItCv, OKEtiOX, On Jackson Street, Opposite the Post Office, Keeps on hand the largest and best assortment of Eastern and Han Francisco Boots and Shoes, Gaiters, Slippers, And everything In the Boot and Shoe line, and SELLS CHEAP FOR CASH. Boots and Shoes Made to Order, and Perfect Fit Guaranteed. I use the Best of Leather and "War-ran all my work. Repairing Neatly Done, on Short Notice. I keep always on hand TOYS AND NOTIONS. Musical Instruments and Violin Strings a specialty. LOUIS IiAXGEXBERG. DR. ML W. DAVIS, DENTIST, ROSEOURG, OREGON, Office On Jackson Street, Up Stairs, Over &. Marks & Co. s .New btore. MAHONEY'S SALOON, Nearest the Railroad Depot, Oakland. JAN. 3IAIIOXEV, - - - Proprietor The Finest Wines, Liquors and Cigars in Douglas County, and THE BEST BILLIARD TABLE IN THE STATE, KEPT IN PROPER REPAIR. Parties traveling on the railroad will find this place very handy to visit during the stopping of tne train the Oakland Depot. Give me a call. JAS. MAIIONEY. JOHN FRASER, Home Made Furniture, WILBUR, OREGON. UPHOLSTERY, mm MATTRESSES, ETC, Constantly on hand. FURNITURE. I have the Best STOCK OF FURNITURE South f Portland. And all of my own manufacture. Xo Two Prices to Customers. Rettdunta of Douglas County are requested to give me a call before purchasing elsewhere. ALL WORK WARRANTED. DEPOT HOTEL. Oakland, Oregon. RICHARD THOMAS, Proprietor. This Hotel has been established for a num ber of years, and has become very pop ular with the traveling public. FIRST-CLASS SLEEPING ACCOMMODATIONS AND THK Table supplied with the Best the Market afforda Hotel at the Depot of the Railroad. H. C. STANTON, DEALER IN Staple Dry Goods. Keeps constantly on hand a general assortment of Extra Fine Groceries, WOOD, WILLOW AND GLASSWARE, . ALSO CROCKERY AND CORDAGE, A full stock of , SCHOOL BOOKS, Sti oh as required by the Public County Sohools. All kinds of Stationery, Toys and Fancy Articles, TO 8CIT BOTH TOVKO AND OLD. Buys and Sells Legal Tenders, furnishes Cheoks on Portland, and procures Drafts on San Francisco. SEEDS I SEEDS I SEEDS! ILL KINDS OF THE BEST QUALITY. . ALL ORDERS Promptly attended jto and goods shipped with care. Address, HA CHEW A BESO, Portland, Oregon. An dujallant Witticism. Exchange. On ont; occasion, when a lady was boast ing that she had brought hundreds of men tn her feet, the wxttv Lord Houghton re marked in sn undertone, "Chiropodists. Henry Ward Beecher: Men aro born histories, unopened, unreadable; never theless. every man born :nto this life brings down something of his father and something of bis mother, with a new mixture made by the mingling of the two. BRILLIANTS. . The patient pleading of tha fjvi How deep it shame the soul's despair! In supplication moveless, rmitw, They keep their attitude of prayer. " . I John Vance Cheney. He who stauds by my side alway, Nor waits to see what tho world will say, Caring not what jmy fortune W, lie is my friend, the friend for me. F. F. Wotherby. Great souls have died for truth,, and left their fame ' To l)e the watchword of another age; By virtue, justice, courage, and high aim, Descend through tune, a common Leriiage, And heroes live to-dav in all but name. i Charles I. Hikireih. Bodily- Altitude and Health. American Queen. A writer on health very justly condemns lounging, in which a large number of per sons indulge, as injurious to health. He says: "An erect Ixxlil y attitude is of vastly more importance io health than is gener ally imagined. Crooked Ixxli.y' positions, maintained lor any length of tune, are al ways injurious, j whether in a sitting, standing or lying1 posture, whether sleep ing or walking. To sit with the body lean ing forward on the stomach or to one side, witli the heels elevated to a level with the head, is not only j in bad taste, but exceed ingly detrimental to health. It crams the stomach, presses the vital organs, inter rupts the tree motion of the chest, and en feebles the functions of the abdominal and thcoric organs, and, in fact unbalances the whole muscular system. Many children-Income slightly humpbacked or se verely round-shouldered, by sleeping with the head raised on a high pillow. When any person finds ft easier to sit or stand, or walk, or sleep! in a crooked position than a straight one, such person may le sure Ids muscular system is badly de ranged, and the morecareful he is to pre serve a straight Or upright position, and get Luck to nature again, the letter. ' How They Hot film Out. Chicago Times. . In Paris, recently, a workmen fell ovei the parapet of one "of the bear-pits at the Jardin des Plantes, and very nearly be came a prey to two huge bears awaiting their afternoon repast. The man lay for a few minutes j insensible, with a" bad wound on his head, from which there was a copious flow of blood. The spectators for a short time kept the hears employed by throwing them endless pieces ol bread, but they made so much noise in carrying out their well-meant stratagem that the animate were frightened away from this frugal entertainment, and the male, wandering about in search of refuge, ap proached the more palatable food", and licked up the blood flowing from the pros trate sufferer's wound. Amid intense ex citement the keepers arrived, and the man recovered his senses. Seeing his danger, however, he lay still, as if dead, while the keepers prepared a rope and distracted the bear from its prey by striking it with long poles. At length the prisoner clutched the rope and was speedily hauled aloft, to the disappointment of the bear, who displayed much irritation nt the withdrawal of so daint y and ample a meal. The rescued in dividual, who was badly hurt by his fall, was conveyed to the hospital. A Detective' Shrewdno. London Standard. Only a few months ago the papers gave an instance of the acuteness of a French detective. A man had murdered his fe male companion and buried her body in a cellar. The corpse was discoved, and the man then said that the woman had killed herself by falling down-stairs, and that he had buried her secretly, fearing to be accused of her death. He as serted that this "accident" took place in the autumn, in Octoler. The detective observed the traces of smoke on the ceiling. "You had a caudle when you buried the body,!" he remarked, and was answered in the affirmative. "And you say you only entered this cellar that one day in October?" The suspected man again averred it. "You are speaking falsely, " retorted the detective, and showed the murderer, between the crevices of the ceiling, the half-consumed larvte of cer tain insects which only lay in the spring. and which had been burnt by his candle at the timo when lie had actually buried his victim. i Equalizing the Charges. Philadelphia Call. Railroad Magnate See here, slrl this won't do. You sell me that sugar at 10 cents a pound, and I have just found out that vou have been charging my son 15 cents for the same brand. Grocer But you see.sir, your son lives in lli c next square, close by, while you re side a mile awav, and I have been afraid that if I did not sell you at a low price vou would preler to buv at some grocery nearer home, j R. R. Magnate I can't help that You have no right I to discriminate against my son in that way, just because he lives near you. ' Grocer Well, I will stop it. R. R. Magnate And let him have his sugar at 10 cents. Grocer No, I will charge you 15 cents. Got Ahead of Lincoln. New York Tribune. The story was told of President Lin coln's first visit to the penitent uirv at Springfield, Ills. An old criminal, look ing out through the bars of his cell, re- mar ked: i "Well, Mr. Lincoln, you and I ought to be well posted on prisons; we've seen all there are in the country. " hv, this is the hrst one I ever visited, ' said Mr, Lincoln, r.nd was astonished at the response: ! "But I've been in all the rest.'' Grateful Are We. Burlington Hawkeye. Yes, we think well of bicycles and bi cyclers; wc love to watch them wing their noiseless way swiltly past the nouse ana we are glad we do not keep a gun. ' Every Saturday afternoon there is one particular bicycler goes bv; a lat man; a very iat man in knickerbockers, a pleated blouse, short skirted and gathered in at the belt. mutton chop whiskers; single eye-glass and navy cap. ; Grateful, indeed, are we, every Saturday, that there is no gun in the house, ; Didn't Like It. iTexas Si; tings.) Mrs. Yerger oeing afflicted with face- ache, sent to the drug store for some car bolic salve, which she rubbed on her jaw. The salve smelt like creosote, whereupon her son .Jounuy remarKed: ''Mamma, 1 wouldn't use the medicine. It smells like toothache.'' Ouecn Elizabeth of Roumania is said to s:i;c iiiid a fondness for boiled sea gulls, t;i:; c h-rsc. and hartshoru idly, itiiit it s unknown to the Biretceutli ccu- u v bill of fare. THE BANK CHECK. New York Times. What I have to tell is absolutely true. It did happen exactly as I shall try to write it. The only thing I will omit fire the names of the persons and the place where it happened. I might by lengthening out the story show the play of those fell pas sions, greed and covetousness, but I trust what 1 have to say will not lose its point from brevity. The moral is the same old trite one, that honesty is the best pol icy. When a man is tempted to commit a wicked action it often happens that the injury done another becomes irrepara ble. There is a sequence in all dishonest transactions which escapes the evil-doer. Effect follows cause. This may come instantly, a quickly as an explosion when the hammer of the gun-lock strikes the cap containing the fulminate, or ilie fire may hang back, but it will come some day or other. This is a longer preamble than I thought would be drawn from ray pen, but as I am not a young mail 1 may Indulge in such comments, because in the life of any one who has passed the hall century the force of inevitable constantly occurs to him. A man of my age has been long enough in this world to have seen passing before him many a sad drama; he has been present at tho very first scene, and has leen an uuwilling witness of the terrible conclusion. I suppose few people who have had di rect transactions with banks are not aware that errors sometimes happen. The heads of firms rarely are acquainted with such mistakes. It is the business of clerks who have the checks cashed to see that the amounts paid them are correct. Paying tellers if they do err are rather likely to pay too much than too little. Should they give more money than the face of the check calls for, if the receiver of the money is dishonest, then the paver does not always hear about it If he underpays, the demand for the difference is invariably made at once. I am rather inclined to re peat the assertion that in such mistakes as are made in the rush of business, it is the commoner error to pay too much. Sometimes a very tired man, whose brain has neon too long on the stretch, or who is ill or nervous, mistakes the number of the check for the amount, ano pavs away some thousands instead of hundreds. I have known this to happen in a New York bank to a young friend of mine. lie had sufficient good judgment not to em barrass the paying teller by making am noise about it. lie resumed his place in the line, handed back his bank book, po litely requested the teller to look at the check he had presented, the amount he had received, and it was all so quietly done that he made for life a fast friend of a careiul ana expert hank teller. I have two or three times wen overpaid bv a bank teller. People who shop have very often mistakes made in their change to their advantage. Need it be said that without waiting an instant restitution should be made? I was a clerk in a house when the inci dent I am about telling happened. We did a large business in the cilv of , and our check-book was in constant demand I made out the checks and kept the bank account, but did not have the signature ol the firm. Generally for greater security. wLen the amount was large, I drew out the money myself. A great raanv of the transactions we were engaged l re quired us to pav at once to the individual the hard cash. The pa 1 ig teller of our bank in '.he busine; s season had all he could attend to. Tho money to be paid for an agricultural product very much in demand would on some days make the cash disburse ments of the bank amount to $750,000. I remembered that on one occasion. looking at the teller, he seemed tired and depressed. Presenting my check for some amount less than $1,000 wanted by me m Jfo and 10 bills he overpaid me $.), lie had counted tne money over twice De- fore passing it to me. I recounted the money, found the error, and, being pressed for time, could not return the StfO until after 8 O'clock. The teller was obliged to me, but I noticed that he bore a worried look. A month after this we had some balance to pay a customer living out of the city, amounting to $4o6. A check whs drawn by me, handed to tho creditor, and his account was balanced. The busi ness entirely dropped out of my mind come three months afterward the hrm received a letter from this man, which was rather ambiguous of its kind. There was an error, so he said, in his account. Would we look over it? At once I examined the books, checked off every item, went through all the debts and credits of his business, and ended by inspecting the final check paid him. My employers, who were very honest and careful gentlemen, were satisfied with the accuracy of the ac count, and I was Instructed to wnte him a letter to that effect. I did so, as politely as I could, but at the conclusion of my let tor I said, l ou leave us in the dark, how ever, as to one thing. Three months have elapsed since our check was given to you, If you find not been paid what was due you we should have certainly heard from you before, iiave you been overpaid?" My senior employer, a shrew a business man, looking over my letter, remarked, "remaps your question here might not be liked by Mr However, let it go. " I mailed the letter W e heard nothing more about it lor a month. Then there came a tortuous let ter from the man. "liis account- was wrong, " he wrote. " 'Maybe he had come across some money he could not exactly account for. " He did not state how much money it was. or how it happened. It was a mean shamble on his part. I knew that, He had pricks of conscience; that I was certain of. The firm consulted with me what they should do. I made up my mind that more money had been paid the man on the check than he was entitled to. I went at once to the teller of the bank. I found him ill, nervous, and tremulous. "les. he said, "my accounts were wrons. There had been a big deficit. I have not slept for months. 1 am afraid I have overpaid some one. But thank God I made it up. I mortgaged ray house and passed the amount short to the credit of the bank. I must have made a blunder somewhere. But the strain on mv mind has been 'killing me. 1 feel as it 1 were no longer lit for the place. " He seemed to me to have moments of doubt and un certainly. T still cling to my place, " he paid. " Of course I have no recollection of having ever paid that check of $456.'' 1 said to Mm that I had hopes of getting some of ihe money back, but I did not like to tell him how. But what I did do was to iro that evening to the president of the kink and state the case to him. As it had Itcen through him that I owed my po sit in in the firm, he had every confidence in me. My advice was asked. 1 was forced to declare that I thought the paying teller l.v.ti !.h i :cr be given another and lighter po Miion. The next day when I went to the k :he old teller had been apparently re lieved He was casting up some accounts in the ledger. Whoa I spoke to Mm across the raning he did. net Mm to recog- nize me. rext uay l was snocKeu io learn through the president of the bank, that such positive indications of mental trouble had been shown by the teller, that his friends had thought it wiser to confine him to his house, llis accounts had been at once rigorously examined, and were found to be correct. It was perfectly true that he had mortgaged his house, and had paid the amount into the bank. He had con cealed the loss for three months or more from the Inink, which was a mistake on his part, but he had been punctilious enough to even add the interest for some ninety days. Now, I felt absolutely certain that tht man to whom the checK nau oeen paid must be a rascal. If he had offered resti tution it came late very much late. My firm gave me carte blanche to manage the matter as I pleased. I could not have him arrested. As he lived in an isolated part of the country, no efficient summons could reach him. If I had bfieu aggressive before, probably not a cent would have been returned. I wrote lw, a sharp letter. I said: "That ;n'. Twre amount of money must have been paid him over and above the face of the last check given him, which was for $453 I stated, aieu, that l anew exactly how much O ' V " I it was. s. i must uoniess uuingiu uuu mis i was a bluff. 1 was not sure that tho teller had not made other mistakes besides this one. I wrote that "unless the money was at once restored 1 would blast his reputation. If he was inclined to be honest,, even at this lat date, let him do all he could and send back tho whole amount" I thought it wiser not to let him know the mental con dition of the teller. I was quite certain that if he knew that if the teller was out of his mind not one penny would he return. I wrote to him that he must bo in a hurry about it. That only the teller and I knew of it, and that my firm were yet m ignorance.' At once, by return mail, 1 had a letter. The sum was not, as he said, what 1 rep resented it to be. He made some specious arguments about a man finding a purse, and the description of it not tallying with the actual purse lost, or the amount in it. Under such circumstances, was a man bound to return it? If I could prove that he had been overpaid, 1 ought to state exactly what was the amount. He might, he added, "never have written me a word about it, and no one would have been the wiser. But he had a conscience, " so he said. I replied with a vigorous letter. I confuted his arguments. uHe knew," I said, '"the mo ment he had the bank-notes passed over to him that he had been overpaid." A man might find a piece of gold in the dust of the road, and could never tell who dropped it there. But there was no anal ogy between tne two cases. 1 cried for immediate restoration, or there would be an exposure. " His answer did not come for ten days. I was mistaken, he said. He was not aware that he had been over paid until he got home. Then he did not know of it for a week afterward. It came out then in his accounts. " I knew this . io be a wicked lie, but it contained at least the written ac knowledgment that he had been over paid. His letter concluded as follows: the matter has worried me considerably has taken up a great deal of my time, and time for me is money. Don t vou think there should be compensation allowed me. or in other words, can t we make a com promise?" (Oh, the blackguard!) "If such a thing could be arranged 1 will come to the city and pay over to vou the money. I am not afraid of the bank. I consider that my transactions have been with your linn. The money overpaid by the teller had been some $4,000, and he had probably counted out $4,5(50 instead of $450. I hated to do it, but I offered the scoundrel his traveling expenses, llis reply came promptly: io leave his business was worth a great deal more than that. Then, again, he thought of bring ing Dis wile on with mm and en joying themselves." rihe up and down or it was that 1 must oiler him a certain amount. "Mv temptations, vou remem ber, have been very great. n i offered him Si'juu. l was uisfrusten. 1 lelt like from? to his place and tackling him myself. This is my ultimatum," I said. "If I do not hear from you in ten days I will disclose the whole matter and you will be dishonored. llis letter came back promptly enoucrh. "He would take the $500. It wasn't very much. The bank was ever so rich. Corporations had no souls. " I consulted with the bank presi dent, who thought it was better to close with the man. Would it be believed that that wretch and his wife came to ap parently on a pleasure trip? He had done a sharp and a clever piece of business. He had not the least compunctions of conscience. He came to the office of an evening, and 1 do not hesitate in saving that in my hip pocket there was a revolver. He handed me over something less than $2,000, asserting that the amount received less the traveling expenses and the $500 made up this balance. V hen the money had been transferred by me to the safe I gave him a piece of my mind. I did not spare him. I heaped on him every insult ing epithet I could think of. Then he showed his temper, which was an ugly one. "jsow, said l, (remember, 1 was 20 men, ana hotter mood ran through my veins than to-day), you arc worse than a thief; you are a murderer. You have wrecked an honest man's brains. That teller of the bank, whose monev vou took. has lost his reason. He will, I am afraid, never no a sane man again, l his is vour work. " That seemed to cow him. ""i'our repentanco comes too late. I hate you so that God forgive me had you as much as lifted a finger against me, I should not have hesitated in killing you like a dog, and no iury in the land would have touched a hair of my head. Go out of this city by the earlv morning train, or I will make you. " The wretch left the office like a whipped cur. What was the sequel? A sad one. The bank teller lapsed into a melancholy condition, which rendered all menuu iarxr nnpossiDie. lie had some little money, but many friends, and such few comtom as he required were ungrudg ingly given him. He died ten years asro. He never did completely recover his senses. As to the canting rascal, his fate was a dire one. Somehow the whole storv came out, though I did not divulge it In that section of country where he lived he was discredited. He took to drink, and be came a confirmed inebriate. He neglected his business, and his plantation was sold. His wife sought and obtained a divorce. Two years ago I read that in a brawl in ine most aegraaea quarter oi a town in Alabama this man met his death in a negro dance-house. Training Children. Philadelphia Call A child's education in obedience should begin at a very early age, but in a most gentle way: little by little as events occur. Do not crowd the voungmind bv tcllinir it what it should not do. Simply tell it what It should do. A LITTLE GIRL'S FORTUNE. What a Bundle of Confederate Bonds Brought an Orphan. , Frankfort (N. C.) Letter. This quaint old place, which lies in the center of the Quaker settlements, was during the war a favorite resort of "refugees," by which name was desig nated those persons whose j homes in the eastern section of the stata were in side the danger line, or in the counties already held by the Federal troops. In this sleepy town these found a haven of refuge, and made themselves comfortable, to remain while the war lasted. They brought here their money and the old-fashioned bank stored Confederate bonds and currency in great amounts. ! The crash came in the fatal 18oo, and fctoneman's raiders whirled down so near that mo,t of the refugees prepared to fly. A little later the war ended. The big old safe, aa solemn as the grave and as chary of its secrets, was shut. But few of the depositors had withdrawn t'.ie now valueless currency it coutained. J he bank, a dead corpor- ;., onHOi tn DT;C. ,iw; as it had lived, lazily. Years rolled by, each making the old safe and it3 secrets more solemn still, as it stood cob-web bed in one corner of the lower rooms of the gloomy old bank building. Rumors of its contents being of value began to be created in the fertile field, imagina tion, nd it was whispered that in its deep recesses lay piles of sound silver, vast quantities of bonds, jewelry worth a prince s ransom, and finally the con tents of the safe became a matter of daily conjecture. Last year the "boom" in Confederate bonds besan. The safe was ransicked. From its ca pacious depths were taken oat quite 3,OUO,000 in Confederate bonds, and nerly $1,000,0K) in state bonds and a much in Confederate and state cur rency. Ihe bonds were tied in rolls or in boxe, and the names of the owners could be found in but one case. On a large roll was found the name of "Adam i'.xum, 18b-'?. The bundle was found to .contain 1,500 $1,000 Confederate bonds. What the long dead owner had paid lull value for and what had been lor years so much waste paper, had be come worth $5.50 per $l,0i;0. But strange as the past events might seem, future ones were even more curi ous. It was found that Exum had gone to Charleston, H. C, October, 18G3, and nothing had s:nce been heard of him. His son, a soldier, had been wounded; had married after the war in S'irginia; had come baok to North Carolina ; died in 1871; his wife following a year after, and their child, a girl, had been placed iii an orphan asylum. The action of th ex-bank officers were prompt and ju t. When told about the girl, so poor, so desolate, they sold the bonds on which were her grandfather's name, and sent th money they brought (,2o0) to a ltaleigh bank, notifying the superintendent of the orphan asvlum where the girl was g cared for. The case is a curious one in all respects, and is attracting much attention in the state wherever known. Tho rirl in intelliVent and mcdast, and, though no great fortune comes to her, yet the strangeness of its C5 O I iming gives to it an interest which would not ordinarily attach to it. The girl has been sent to a lead ng school. Hun the Prince of Wales Look. Olive Lj a London Letter. The most powerful supporter Gen. Baker has is his liege lord the prince of ales, but you know the old adage, qui sereseoiblent, s'assemblent. I saw the heir apparent in a hansom this morning not a common hansom, you understand his own hansom, a mag nificently appointed little affair, with such a beauty of a bit of gray horseflesh between the shafts. Dear me. how that exqusite, shapely brute did dance about! Ihe driver was a light-weight, a good-iooKing young ieuow, in the usual gray livery tf the Wales'. We alwan know the princess is coming when we see the gray livery and the horses with red head-bands and red rosettes and we always know the prince is coming when we see the gray livery without the red ribbons. So, forewarned forearmed, we have time to stop and have a good stare. The prince is getting uglier and more dissipated looking every day and the princess seems more and more charming every time we see her. Whatever the real home life of this so famous couple may be we know not, but their demeanor to each other in public is so really affec tionate that one wonders at their clev erness in keeping up appearances that is, if they do not care for each other. W e think it surpnsipg that a man who ha such a pretty and good wife as Alexandra is should care to as sociate with the creatures we hear his name coupled with. Noted Checker-Player. Exchange. Chess is oftened mentioned as the fa vorite game of great generals, diplo mats, and scholars; but the simpler, though,, perhaps, not less pleasing game of checkers must have its innings on that score, too. Not only did Plato use it for philosophical illustration, and Cicero turn to it for mental diversion, and Frederick the Great spend hours over it. but, in later days, such men as Lincoln and Garibaldi prized it highly; and it is said that, as his namesake s place in Ithaca was the scene of many checker contests, so Gen. Grant used to "clean out the boy" at West Point at it, and indeed ascribes much of his military success to the training of the sixty-four squares. Curious Natural Barometer. Exchange. The natives of the Chiloe islands make use of a curious natural barome ter, to which, from its having been first noticed by tho captain of an Italian corvette, the name "Barometre Arau- cano" has been given. This novel weather guide is the shell of a crab, one of the Anomnra, probablv of the genus Lithodes. It is peculiarly sensi tive to atmospherio changes. It has a color nearly white, in dry weather; but as soon as wet weather approaches small red spots are exhibited, varying in number and intensity with the amount of moisture in the atmosphere In the rainy season it is ompletel j red tTnder tho Cottonwood. Chicago Herald 'Meddler. 'I see the cholera is corning," said a big man to another on the north side street cars. "I never hear of the epidemic but I lainK ol an incident that came under my own observation in Missouri A physi cian in one of the pruirie towns of that state went away to California during the gold fever that raged so strangely in this country so many years ago. His compan ion was his old man-servant, one of the i best old negroes that ever lived. The mis tress was left in Mis-jouri to take care of the old house. There were few mails in those days and months passed away before any tidings came back of the master and his servant. One eveninc. two vears after. the old negro came j back and found his "Missus" in tho doorway of the old home. He had a short story to tell. Fust he laid down at her feet $10,000 in gold. The story told was of a dying master, his command to the old servant. and a grave in the sound of the waves of the Pacific. At the . time of the old ser vants return the choie"ti wa sweeping over the west. That i very night the old servaut died, and in an hour after the old "missus, hearing of it, had passed away. They were buried on a knoll on the prsnrie side by side.; Two cottonwood trees, the only ones in the range of the eye stood sentinel above their sleeping plnces. One day two bodies of men fought on this site. The struggle was brief, but it was as fierce as any that the war witnessed. It Ls known in history as the battle of Lone Jack. During- its engagement a wounded soldier crawled over to one. of these graves and resU.nl upon it, under the cottonwood trees. lie tuid not been there long when another one did the same thing. Une of them was a rebel soldier, the other j was a Federal. They were brothers. One j of the graves where , the greeting took I place was that of the mother of the rebel and Federal. Tho other grave was that of the old servant. The war ended right there, so far as those boys were concerned. I never hear of cholera that I don't think of this incident Thought "Stinithln Wan the flat ter. Chicago Herald. "Did you ever," asked a New York Ceu tral fireman, "hear of old Jerry Drew who lives up near Kochcster? iSor Well, we had a scrimmage with him one day. He gets drunk every time he goes to town, and that day he was drunker than ever. He alius, seemed to get to the track 'bout time we got to the road, an' I've , seen him whip up his horses and whoop and yell and try to get there the same minute we did many a time. He seemed to delight in it unce he stopped right on the track, and when we came up slow with brakes on he ilnred us to come any closej. and said lied run over us. Had to whistle and scare his horses in order to get him off. The time 1 started out to tell you about, though, Jerry had had too much and was sound asleep in his wagon. The horses went on the track right in front of us, and the whole institution was busted all to pieces. We stopped as quick as we could an run back. Both horses was killed and the wagon all cut up to kindiin' wood an' scrap iron. Over bv the fence was old Jerry. I saw he wasn't dead right away. The shock had woke him up, an' he was try in to drink out of the neck -of a bottle, the neck being all there was left of it. 'What's the matter here?' I shouted to him. He looked un, opened his eyes a . 1 "" an CTzca aroami V1' 1,e , ?uess 1 1 mm. i guess- 3 - " must o hij run into sumthin' The Jews In Russia. Boston Advertiser. There can be no question that the Jews have a hard time of it in Russia. " The miserable scenes which have just been en acted at Novgorod are only a repetition of whet haa repeatedly taken place during the past two or three years in various parts of the czar's dominions. 1 he ltussian law itself teaches the people to look with con tempt and hostility upon the Jews. Under that law the avocations open to the Jew are strongly restricted. lie cannot be a lawyer or a doctor, or even a merchant in the ordinary sense. He is forever forbid den to hope for anything like social rank or political preferment If he would live, he must stick to usury and the smaller trades. He stands, moreover, in perpetual peril of insult, outrage, and even death. His appeal for justice in the courts and for protection from the state is often little heeded. 1 he orthodox Kusslan, how ever, seeks the aid and converse of the Jew, when, as often happens, he is in need of funds. AH over eastern and southern Russia the Jews have been for manv vears absorbing the land and other properties of the small boyard and the agricultural class, foreclosing mortgages and grasping pledged ehects. I he natural issue is the ever-re curring persecution which the government is not always prompt to check. A Convenient Fashion. New Y'ork Times. To all wearers of false teeth the news of the recent fashion set by a Chicago society lady will be extremely welcome. This lady has an entire set of false upper teeth, and she neither conceals the fact nor pre tends that they are preferable to real teeth bhe is also near-sighted, and wears sus pended to a hook on the northwest summit of her dress a pair of neat eye-glasses, which she puts on whenever she wishes to look at anything, bome lime ago it oc corred to her that it would Iks the part of common senso to use her teeth only when she desired to talk or cat Accordingly, she now carries them suspended by a cord around her neck. hen the meets a friend sho first puts on her eye-glasses and looks at him, and then put3 in her teeth and indulges in conversatiou. Similarly, when she goes to dinner.- she puts in her teeth as soon as the soup has disappeared and the fish is brought on. Being a leader of Chicago fashion, her example has been followed bv other ladies, and at a Chic opera quite a large proportion of the ladies of the audience wear their teeth gracefully suspended from the neck. Inventions of the Shakers. (New Orleans Times-Democrat The peculiar sect known as the "shak ing quakers," deserves credit for many of the useful inventions of the present. More than haif a century ago they first origin ated the drying of sweet corn for food, and they first raised, papered and vended gar den seeds in the ; present styles, From their first methods of preparing medicinal roots and herbs for market sprang the im mense patent medicine trade. They be gan the broom-corn business. The first buzz-saw was made by the shakers at New Lebanon, ibis is now in the Al bany Geological hall. The shakers in vented metallic pans, first made of brass and silver. AH distilled liquors were abandoned as a beverage by the shakers sixtv vears ago. and during the past forty vears no fermented liquor of any sort has been used, except as a medicine. Pork and tobacco are also numbered amonj the "forbidden artielift. Tho Simple Little Community on Iionenome Islo an Haut. New York Sun. Away off the coast of Maine, outside tha cordon of rocky Isles that stretch like a protecting chain between the Atlantic and Penobscot bay, exposed to the ceaseless beat of the waves. ad to the fury of every storm. Is the oldest, lonesomest, and most primitive spot on the American coast, the Isle au Haut This name was "given to it by one of the early French voy agers, who thought lofty island or Isle of height a most appropri ate appellation for the sea-g!rt rock. whose perpendicular sides rise immedi ately from the water, with scarcely a break In their monotony or a bit of beaoh. The island proper, with eight or ten smaller companions, now comprises a town, hav ing been set off from Deer Isle in 1874, All the islander together have an area of 3,000 acres, and about 300 peoplo live on t:.era. Ihey all live by the soa, directly or indirectly, and .their lifa is but -a du:l existence. Anthony Merchant first settled in one of the group, which now bears his name, in 1772, and since then the hamlet of fishers lias grown by twos and threes)' painfully, slowiy. 1 hero is no posto'I.c.', no minister, no lawyer, and no doctor. If anybody is sick, or wants any rt-d tape, or an expected letter, he must take a sailboat and go to Deer island or to Rockland, the journey leing nearly always rough and often impossible. On the summit of the cuffs Is a great level plot, half sheep pasture and half blue berry bog, and there is grown the best mutton and wool in Maine, and there, too, is the blueberry pickers' paradise, whole schooner loads of people often going in summer from the mam land to gather the berries. There was an attempt made years ago by a Georgia gentleman to make Isle au If aut a great summer resort, and he put all of his own money and that of somo other persons into the scheme. A splendid pavilion for concerts and dancing was built and roads along the cliffs constructed at great expense. Then, just as the plans were ready for a great hotel, the finance department of tt association collapsed, and with it the whole fchenie. That was years ago, before the expressive term crank" was on the boards. The natives used the roads for sheep paths, and dried nets on the hard-pine floor of the pavilion. 1 he fishers are as simple as the old Ar cadians, of whom it is written: "Neither locks had they to their door, nor bars to their windows. Not manv of them have ever seen the mainland, and scarcely any of them know what a city is like. Only a month ago the first hor?c ever landed on the island was brought there, and a good half of the simple folk .gazed then for the first time upon a member of the equine species, jno steamer ever lands there, and in all probability the only gnmpes of good-sized steam craft the islanders ever get is when, on clear days, they see through a glas passing vessels of the In ternational and Boston and Bangor lines. Farmer. . Donn Piatt I now hurl back the foul aspersion. made by certain members of the press, wherein I am charged with falsely rosing as a farmer. If I am not a farmer, frienda and neighbors, I would like to know what in the old scratch I am? Now, as I understand it, a farmer is a man who tills the earth, with great loss to himself, and benefit to others. So 3ou see my, claim to being a practical farmer can not be denied. Like honest Dogberry, 1 boast " my losses. " A farmer is a man who toils for fifty years lor the privilege oi living teu and then, in a majority of instances, gets cheated out of that by rheuma tism. He rises before daylight, and ' labors till after dark. He eats what he can not sell; wears barely enough to make him decent in appearance, but not suffi cient for comfort or health, is a hard task master to his family, and death to his wife. He is industrious, sober, and, if you don t touch him on a horse trade, or too closely in a little bargain, almost as honest as a country merchant, and as honorable as a county court lawyer. This grand pursuit Is the underlying foundation of our existence. It is not only the author and creator of our homes, but of all the immense improvements that amaze the world. This net-work of rail roads, manuring over 100,000 mfles of operating rails, was built by farmers. These great cities, all these towns, canal, telegraph, mines and manufactories were it of our earnings. e make eight- tenths of the h.bor of the land. The Maori King:. IiOiidon Letter. We have a titoocd man over hero who is attracting a great deal of attention. This is me ;iaon King, lawiimo. me King at tended the ilaverly Minstrel 6how at Drury line the other night, and was the observed of all observers. He looked like a new kind of minstrel himself. Skidmorc, the interpreter (probably one of the orig inal Skidmore guards), tried to translate some of the jokes for his majesty, but if the sullen looks of the king are" any cri terion he did not approve of tl.em, which shows him to be a man of some sense. The Maori king is tattooed in a manner that gives him a surprised sort of look. Commencing over the nose between the eyes the tattoo marts radiate an over a rather large forehead, it looks sometiung as if the tattooer tried to make a picture of a sunrise. The nose is ornamented with little circles, and from the base of the nose other lines come round under the chin to the nose again. The king is tall," -but walks with an undignified shuC'e, Something seems the matter with hii knees. lie gets sick every few days in other words, drank. Sttrprled at Connecticut. New York Sun. Yes, ah, " said a North Carolinian at the New Y'ork hotel yesterday, "I like yo' city very much, but, sah, I am very much puzzled at Connecticut. 1 have been up thar on business, and 1 have ndden pretty much all over the state a consid'ble po'tion of the way In a buggy. It's a pretty country. Thar's lots of neat-looking places, some fine buildings, plenty of nice stock, and it is evident that thar's a great deal of wealth; but, sah, I can't un derstand how they live ur-thar. The rocks are so big, eah, and thar's so many of them, that I can't pee where they can raise anytliing to feed themselves with, for I give you my word, on my honor as a gentleman, sah, that if I was put down thar, sah, though I am a fanner, I would starve to death. And yet, sah, they tell me, sah, that the bay crop of that mas oi stone carbuncles, sah, called New England, was one-third more in value than the whole of the cotton crop of the south, I tell you. sah. it s'prises me, " Springfield (la.) New Era: A mac should always consider himself under obli gation to sweep first his own dooryard. The Current: Among, the Ino arte the the-holier-than-thou-aru."