LEW OM THE OCEAN. BY A MATTIB OK FACT MAN. Sentimentalists all have a notion (Those who get their Ideas second-hand). Taat a life on the limitless ocean la Inspiring." ' exciting," and "grand;" 11 they only had one Cape-Horn Tlew Of a storm and a nautical scene, They would wish the deep ocean-like blue Were changed to invisible green. A life on the fathomless deep Is to eat, grow sea-sick , and drink; JJke old Elp Van Winkle to sleep, Tco indolent even to think. When a dead cairn prevails on the ocean, I storm like a growling old grumbler, And with feet in perpetual motion. Piaetice all the strange feats of a "tumbler." ' " - One night la a terrible roll, Like a pancake my corpus wis found; The feeling was certainly droll. The rolliuar had rolled me np round! Of my friend in the berth overhead, 1 he physician had hardly a hope; Ee was taken out seemingly dead, Coiled up like ft huge coil of rope. Wben from horrible nightmares I break. To escape the ' bine devils" of night, I gaze on the vessel's long wake. That is flashing with spirits of white : I watch the wild serpentine trail, Standing in the dark shrouds hours together. Or sit on the wet weather-rail, And rail at the wind and the weather. When I get is supportably blue, A victim to dull melancholy, Having nothing but nothing to do, From the "long-boat" I run to the "Jollyl" When insufferably crabbed and cross, I climb to the main-top oross-trees, And crossing my aims, take a dose Of grumbling as hard as I please. Of each coming monotonous day It is terrible even to think; , Time is only a blank ou life's way, Months into oblivion sink; ' Days seem to be weeks as they flr, 0 Lengthened out by some magical power ; But months, when the time has passed byr Are compressed into one jstiess hpur. And hence I am right In the m&in In calling the main a delusion, ' Though it ocnainly was with much pain I was forced to this painful Conclusion. A humbug I deem the blue ocean. My seatiments plainly to tell Forever, like Yankee?, in motion," "! And eternally cutting a swelL DR. WHITMARTIPS CRIME. . Young Dr. . Whitmarth, although equally devoid of impudence and money. was greatly liked by ell tho ladies in his native town of Purview. Scarcely any oi ms lair acquaintances bad ever thought of him as a possible husband, for a great many city families lived at. Purview during part of the year, and tney naa set tne tone oi the place with tiie enect tnat all tne young women, in eluding, of course, their own. were fully - 1 A 1 - . t convinced -iuai to marry a poor man was about as reprehensible an indiscre tion as a girl could commit. Occasion ally one of the Doctor's young admirers would venture the 'opinion that Mr. "Whitmarth would mak a very affection ate and careful husband, but on such occasions the damsel's mother, or some girl's mother, might be depended upon to explain tnat anection and care were not all that women needed of their hus bands, and that physicians could never find time to give their wives full advan tages of society, without which, of course, life would not be worth the living. But most of the warnings of which the Doctor was the subject wereentirelv nn necessary, for the young msn had not the slightest intention or thought of marrying, or even making love, within a few years. He had a motber and sister dependent on his income for support.and as his patients came to him mostly by the accident of older and more experi enced physicians being otherwise en gaged when wanted, Dr. Whitmarth could not think of adding a wife to his . financial responsibilities. His charming manner and many courtesies to women were not prompted by tbo thoughts of love to which all men s hearts aro sup posed to turn constantly, but by the knowledge of womanly traits which he aoquired under tho influence of his mother and sister, who were pronounced by all their acquaintances to be quite as aeiigntiui as tne .Doctor Himself. Astute young women at Purview were some times heard to remark that men brought tneir DU3ines3 ways into society, and that, no matter how graoefully they massed tnem, there were generally pur poses of personal gain behind their at tentions; if a pretty girl received an ex pensive bouquet or a quite too lovely box of bon-bons from a gentleman, she might expect the girer to monopolize . her, in spite of herself, at the next dance or garden party afr which they both an peared, the results often being more provoking than the presents justified. iiut Dr. Whitmarth seemed to offer courtesies solely that the-ladies them selves might be pleased; whatever he re ceived in return was the result of the principle that it is more blessed to give than to receive. Although it meant nothing to men, "Dr. Whitmarth's way" came to be an expression that all women at Purview translated with entire ease and accuracy. But the .Doctor's fate in feminine form finally appeared, and he recognized it at first sight. The Marvells, a delightful couple oi middle-aged people, who had lived in the town only a few months. were known to have a daughter who had been for several years at a famous school for young women. When Miss Alice graduated and came home, her parents gave a party in honor of the event, and every one who was any one in Purview admitted, at least to themselves, that Alice Marvell would be the belle of Pur view unless she herself forbade" it. A few stupid people who thought woman's attractiveness consisted only of face and figure, attempted to combat the general impression', but their efforts Were fruit less, for although there were maidens in Purview whose features were more regu lar than Alice Marvell's, and who were somewhat more shapely wben dressed to advantage.none of them could match the air of refinement that their new rival had inherited from a long line of honor able apcestors and had made more charming by a carefully-trained mind. The Doctor, like every other young man at Purview, lost his heart at once, and Miss Marvell seemed fonder of him than of any other of her numerous ad mirers. But the Doctor dared not to propose while earning only a little more than a thousand dollars a year,and while he was wildly wondering how he might increase his income, another man won Miss Marvell's hand. Balph Frasher, although young, was a successful man; He had a keen eye for whatever was worth having, whether for purposes of sport or profit; he drove fast horses, sailel a handsome yaoht, knew how to order and eat a good dinner and to buy bits of property that were sure to in crease in value. When he saw Alice Marvell he realized that she was one of the rarest of her kind, so he went promptly to work, in his business-like way, to secure her. He was 'not entirely to the young lady's taste, for although his scanners were all that cound be ac quired by careful imitation of other men, he was never at that ease in conversation which most pleased Miss Alice, and his tastes and habits bad stamped his faoe with something that the young lady ??ulrneilher understand - nor admire. ?f r; ftrJe11 WftS oquaUj slow to admire Ralph Frasher, for the old gentleman knew men and their ways, but his wife, to whom he had not the heart to tell all he knew and believed about the ways of the world, said, when D rasher proposed, that their daughter could never hope to make a safer or more fortunate match, so Alice acted on her mother's advice and became Mrs. Frasher. The Doctor's heart did not. break; it became very sore, but its owner told himself that if the union proved a happy one no one would rejoice more than he. But the time for the Doctor to rejoioe never came. When the couple returned from their bridal tour Alice's habitual composure seemed to the Doctor to have a touch of resignation in it, and Frasher seemed a little more burly than nnsnal. The Doctor heard people say, as they have of millions of other young wives, "How marriage does sober a bright girl!" and he raged inwardly, for he was sure that to a nature like Alice Marvell's marriage should have brought summer of life instead of a sug gestion of autumn. He observed the couple whenever he taw them, and be came more and more convinced that Frasher never regarded his wife more than property very valuable, certainly, and deserving of as much care as a promising young colt, a new grapery or a villa site on a favorite street, but still property. The Doctor was sure, too, that life with Balph Frasher was a liv ing death to Alice Marvell ; that Frasher's tastes were not to her liking; his friends like himself, entirely of the earth earthly, and his attempts at affection repulsive. When thefDoctor saw Frasher driving to the station with his wife by his side he could only think of master and slave; when he saw Mrs. Jb rasher driving home alone her face told him that the absence of the master would not release the slave from bondage. And yet all unmarried women at Pur view envieed Mrs.. Frasher, for did not that lady herself fully admit that her every wish was gratified if money would do it? Did she have as many dresses and jewels as there were parties at Purview? Had she not her special ponies and car riage to drive? Was not her cabin, on her husband's yacht, the most excruisite little boudoir in the world? The Doctor heard all this and wondered if his moth er and sister were the only two true wo- nten alive? One evening in early winter the Doc go at once to Balph Frasher; with the tact peculiar to his class, tne man said he had been sent first to the elder phy sicians, but one of them was sick and the other in attendance on a patient whom he could not leave. Whitmarth promised to go at once, but declined to ride in Frasher's oarriage. which the 1.1 1i A -a groom naa orougnt. as ne narnessed his owh pony to his shabby coupe, he half regretted that he had not made some exouse. His honor as a physician required that he should answer the call, but how pitiless was fate that he, of all men, should bo obliged to repair the chain that retained Alice Marvel in bondage. . . He found Frasher suffering from a severe attack of pneumonia, but old Dr. Mayze, Mrs. Frasher said, had sent word that Dr. Whitmarth was quite fortunate with such cases. The Doctor's heart accused him when he saw Frasher's strained face and heavy breathing, for. what could he say against the fellow except that he had married a woman far above him in all that makes humanity admirable? He determined that he would do all in his power to save the man's life, and he sent at once for stim ulants and other medicines. "Is there any hope?" asked Mrs. Fra sher, after the Doctor's messenger had departed. The Doctor looked toward the door of the sick room and answered quite oher- rny, "Uh, yes." iue iook iurs. j? rasner gave him in return was not what he expected, he translated it to mean that hope of her nusband s recovery implied no hope for her. The lady left the room and the Doctor paced to and fro in extreme agi tation; by the time the . messenger re turned one quality of Dr. Whitmarth's nature seemed gone forever. He busied himself about the sick bed; he nursed his patient apparently with great care. but he gave smaller doses of medicine than any homoaopathist would have dared to do, and the outward applianoes were powerless for good or harm. Early in the morning he told a servant to call Mrs. Frasher, and then, although all night long he had been confessing to heaven that he was a villain, he prayed tnat sue mignc not come in time. Mis prayer was answered, for as the lady en tered the room he said, almost in a whis per: "ion are too late, Madam. The widow betrayed no emotion of anv kind. She walked si owl to tha hail- side, leaned over the nillow for sevanl moments, looking into the face of her dead nusDand. several times she seemed about to kiss the face before hr unit at last her lips touched Balph Fra- sner a ioreneaa. Then she sank ctuietlv on her knees bv the bedside; -whn ah arose there were no tears on her cheeks, but neither was there anything unwo manly: Dr. Whitmarth saw onlr a peaceful, composed expression that had been a stranger to her face ever since aha had married. Evervbodv said it was inn ra1 tw Whitmarth had lost this case for 'tw was nothing mean about Frasher. and if ne nad recovered the young, Doctor would have gained a great deal of mnnT and reputation. The older ohysioians were generous enoucrh to nav that wk;l marth had probably done all they them selves could have done; nnonmnnia sometimes baffled all medical skill, and the healthiest men were generally the surest to succumb, uut Dr. Whitmarth never sent in a bill for his RArviOM Via refused resolutely, when asked to render one. ms conscience tormented him in cessantly until he Saw Mrs. Franlior h,i had returned to her parent's home, grad ually regain me expression and manner that had been hers before her mni-Hon Then, instead of making love to her, as her mother rather encouraged him to do, he abruptly left the town in - fear that his feeliogrmiffht womnt Mm in take so great a reward for what he still was sure had been a terrible crime. Orousome Bright, in The Hour. An Absent Minded Lady. An amusing instance of tin' 4 inflrmir is recorded bv that indafftHo'ahia .in.n.- cler, Tallemant des Beaux, in his notice of Madame de Rohan, mother of the first duke of that name, who was so deplora-1 bly subject to "distractions" as to f nr- i nish continual entertainment hrth court and city. Paying a visit one day, to M. Deslandes, a grave legal func tionary, and being told that he was ex pected home shortly, she decided on awaiting his returnJtnd meanwhile in stalled herself comfortably in his usual sitting room, where, according t W custom, she fell into a reverie and imag- i ined that she had never left her own bouse. On the arrival of the magistrate i half an hoar later she received him with the resnact due to such a rlintincmiahed visitor, and insisted on . his dining with her and her companion whereupon M. uesi&naea, wnose ordinary fare was the simplest, despatched his servant to the nearest "traiteur" in quest of asunnle- mentary dish or two, in honor of the oc- cation. wnen the dinner such as it was made its aDoaarancs. Mfld&ma Rohan still fancying herself to he tho hostess, glanoed disparagingly at the meagre repast, and apologized to her supposed guest for its- insufficiency, ob serving that he would probably have dined better at home. Fearing that she might continue in this strain W friends quietly asked her if she knew where she was, and this bringing her to her senses, she Buddenlv recollected that she had accepted an invitation to be elsewhere, and hurried away without vouchsafing another word to the aston ished M. DeBlandes. leaving him to en- joy his improvised banquet as best he might. All the Year Round. The President's Nose. Probably the most trying experience President Arthur has had since he filled the executive chair was in entertaining a delegation from a Boston temperance al liance, on his return from Florida. The delegation consisted of half a dozen dried-up men, with blue spectacles and umbrellas, and several ancient females who looked as though they never could endure a man who touohed or tasted any intoxicating beverage. Thev had an ap pointment to meet the president, to talk. with him about the cause of temperance, which was dear to their hearts. He was just back from his fishing excursion, and as he put some cold cream on a place on' his nose where the skin had come off, preparatory to going into the blue room to meet the delegation, his servant said to him: "Mr. President, I had rather you would meet any other delegation on earth than this temperanoecrowd. They have oome to size you up and see if the re ports that you steam it too much are true, and your nose and face is a dead give away. None of the delegation prob ably ever went fishing and it will hard to convince them that the blisters and sun burn is not the result of looking upon the wine. .Now, the first thing you do when you meet them, you apologize for your appearance and talk about fishing in the sun, and all that." The president felt a little nervous, but after throwing his cigar stub away, he went into the room where the delegation was, looking like a boiled lobster. The delegation was drawn up in line, and every eye was upon his nose. The leader made a few remarks upon the object of their visit, and while he was speaking, the women looked at each other as much as to say: "I told you so," "What a dis gusting exhibition," etc., and the presi dent blushed until you could touch a match to his face anywhere. When the leader had concluded, the president said: . "Ladies and gentlemen, glad as I am to see so distinguished a party, I must apologize for my appearance. 1 he fact of It is, a few of us have been indulging in a little" "Don't apologize, Mr. President," said a vinegar-faced female. "We can read ily take in the situation by your face. It is a duty we owe to ourselves and the country to reason with you. Strong dnnK is the bane of our land. O, why, why will men put a Berpent in their mouths to steal away " "But, excuse me, madam," said the president, interrupting the female, "you are mistaken. The direct cause of this sanguinary appearance of my face and nose is owing to a little recreation," and he rubbed his nose with his finger to see if any more skin was loose. "Chandler and a lot of us who had been bottled up here for many months decided to imbibe a little of th " "I beg pardon," said one of the blue- nosed gentlemen, "we do not care for any oonfession as to what you and Chandler imbibed. We feel that a few words from us can do no harm, and while it may seem out of place for pn vate citizens to advise a chief magistrate, our position as temperance people makes us bold to ask you to banish the winecnp trom your table, and set an example that can be safely followed by the youth of the land," xruring tne taiK oi tne oiuenosed man the president swallowed a bit of tobacco that had remained in his mouth from his cigar, and began to hiccough. You know how a little tobacoo will some times cause a man to act as though he was full. The president would almost have given his right hand if the tobacco had been in hades instead of down his neck, for he could see at the first "hio" that every eye in the delegntion was on him, and all believed he was drunk. TTI a a - . -tiiH iace ansuea, ana ne was more em barrassed than he had ever been before in his life. He looked around for some one. to help him out, but he was alone. except the temperance delegation. Put ting his hand over his mouth to hide the hicoough that the wicked tobacco had caused, he said : "Imbibing a desire to go fishinor, Mr. Chandler and myself visited Florida, and for several days we were exposed to the elements, and became sunburnt, and you (Lie) misoonstrue my appearance to be the result of (hie) drink. This hiccough is the result of swallowing a bit of to bacco, and is unfortunate in coming at this time. I will weigh well what von have said, and now I bid you (hie) good day," and the president bowed and re tired, while the delegation looked about the room, said to each other that thev had witnessed a sight that would cause the stoutest- heart to quail, and they wont out of the White House sick at heart. "James." said the president to his servant, when he got to his room, go to Dr. Bliss and tell him I almost wish I were dead, and I want him to come and attend me. Tell him to bring something that will cure sunburn and blisters on the nose at once, or I aa a ruined man;" and as James went out after the doctor the president saturated a bandkerohief in some cooling liquid and am it over nis iace, and Jay upon a ounge and dreamed of the Florida fish and how like, blazes they bit, and how the mosquitos got in their work; and as he dozed off into the land of dreams he could see the air full of female temper ance reformers with blue spectacles and umbrellas-, and he thought how a good man is sometimes misunderstood. Mil waukee Sun. What Voices Indicate. There are light, auiok. surface voices that seems involuntarily to utter the siang, "it won t do to tie to." This man's words may assure you of his strength of purpose and reliability, his Then there are low. strnnr. daert . - O , 1' voices.where the words seem ground out a it the man owed humanity a grudge and meant to pay it some day. That man's opponents may well tremble, and his friends mav trust his strength nf purpose and his ability to act. mere is the coarse, boisterous, dicta torial tone. in variably adontad bv vnlcrar persons who have not sufficient oultiva- tion to understand their own insignifi cance. . There is the incredulous voice that is full of a covert sneer, or a secret "You- can t-dupe-me. sir" air. Then there is the whining, beseeching 1 voice mat says "sycophant as plainly as if it nttered the word. It cajoles and flatters you; its words says, "I love you," I admire you; you are everything that you should be." Then there is the tender, musical com passionate voice, that sometime? goes with sharp features (as they indicate merely intensity of feeling) and some times blunt features, but always with genuine benevolence. If you are full of affectation and pre tense your voice proclaims it. If you are full of honesty, strength and purpose, your voice proclaims it. li you" are cold, calm, firm and con sistent, or foolish, fickle and deceptions, your voice will be equally truth telling. You cannot ohange yosir voice from a natural tone without its being known you are doing so. The Mortuary Language of Flowers. Why the primrose should have been chosen as his emblem i3 not very clear; nor, considering that the color of the flower is so very like that of brimstone.is it particularly complimentary. At this season of the year many poor people gain money by picking these flowers in the woods and sending them up to Lon don for sale. It is gratifying, therefore, to think that the Conservatives really do good by purchasing these flowers and decorating their coats with them on the anniversary of Lord Baconsfield's death. I wonder what flower will be consecrated to the memory of Mr. Gladstone when he has passed away? He, so far as I am aware, has never avowed his preference for any particular one. A sprig of oak might, perhaps, be his emblem, to de note the vigor with which he has felled trees. Mr. Chamberlain's weakness is an orchid; but if, when we have lost him, the wearing of orohids becomes a habit on the anniversary of his death, this rec ognition of his services will be some what expensive. If this mortuary lan guage of flowers is to previil largely, it will be necessary to publish an almanac so that we may clearly know what we are doing when we put a flower, in our but tonhole3. London Truth. GARDNER BROS. Grand Opening of Their Mammoth Estab lishment. The Larget Piano and Organ Establishment In tne .North went. URAXD ABBAT OK ELEGANT ISSTBU The doors of the extensive establishment of Gardner Bros., wholesale and retail dealers in pianos and organs, located at 165 First street, be tween Morrison and Yamhill, Portland, Or., were thrown open to the public reoently. Gardner rJros.,who were temporarily located on Third St. have now secured the desired location for can- ductina their business on a scale commensurate witn the growing trade of this city, and will carry such a stock of pianos and organs as has never oeiore been placed oa sale here. Backed as they are by ample capital, and dealing in large cash lots direct from manufacturers, they are enabled to place instruments of the verr finest make on the market at rates which will be attractive to any one. They are sole agents for tnat prince ot instruments, the Ueo. Vv. Steck piano an instrument which haa taken the lead m the most refined musical circles in America In general workmanship, tone, action and dura bility, it is without doubt the verv best. Thev also have a number of other pianos of different make which are excellent instruments, beauti fully finished and very rich in tone. In organs they excel. They have no less than five differ ent makes of most elegant instruments. Leadincr in this line is their Tabor organ, which is superior to anytmng ever brought to this coast Messrs. Oardner Bro?. are gentlemen whn thoroughly understand their business, and have come here with the intention and determination to build up a large business, and will, by all fair ana nonoraoie means, pusn the trade among the people of the northwest. They will wholesale ns well as retail, and in all matters of business the public may rely upon instruments being just as represented. The ladies and gentlemen of this city and vicinity are invited to call and inspect and test some of the superb pianos and organs now on exhibition at their elegantly fitted sales rooms. They desire us to say that they deem it no tnjmble to show their goods, and take pleasure tu me most resieci,iui attention to visitors. TAKE KOTICJE. A new feature of Portland is a houuBpathic tUUiiuiejr, mujijr opened Dy Messrs. A-aul J. A. Semler & Co , at 93 Morrison street. Their two dollar medicine case should be in everv family for emergencies. Sent free on receipt of price to anv part of the country. Homoepathic cough and croup syrup is the remedy for coughs and wuls ml-lm SInven's Yosemite t'herry Tootb Paite. piconi riuvu of tho teeth and gums. It is far superior to any AH aromatic mnilnnatmn fnr tVia nmr.nnm icj.ai aiiuu ui iu muu in tno marnet, in Jarce, handsome opnl pota, price fifty cent For sale on "r JJ u 1 . .j ituuio- sale agents, Portland, Oregon. DV all dril!Triafjl- Umira Tlalrio r C ... U I - DON'T BUY BOSS BOOTS UNLESS YOU WANT THE BEST. SEE THAT OUR NAME IS ON, EVERY PAIR. AKIN, SELLING & CO. The meanest slight a erirl can rmt on an admirer is to ue a postal card in re fusing an offer of marriage. It proves that she doesn't actually care two cents for him. For tho be3t KhotOfirrsiDha in Orefrnn . m in V G. Abell's gallery. 167 First street, Portland. His work will bear the most searching tests, for it is made by genuine artists, who understand their business. Roarimr c&tarata of hniicat .nnlmuo fnomin. oceans of fun, and the best show of the season now being held at the Elite theatre, Portland, Oregon. Regular prices 25 and 50 cents. Turkish Bogs. Send to John B. Garrison. 167 Third street Portland, for catalogues of le- ugns. Garrison repairs all kinds of sewing machines. Take ftra. Pfunder's Oregon Blood Purifier. EYE & EAR INFIRMARY SANITAR1UM,0R HOME FOR THE SICK Macadam Road, bet. Porter and Wood Htm., asDia roruana, vr. Dr. niklnfirton. kite PmMir of F.vo A Vat Tliaojuuxa Li the Medical Department ot Willamette University has erected a fine building, on a beautiful elevation in the south part of the city, and la prepared to accomo date patients snfferUif? from all discuses of the KVE, EAR or THROAT. Also will pay otiecial attention to persons laboring under Chronic Nervous affections, and to diseases peculiar to women, and receive a limi ted number of case expecting confinement. i ne uiienuoii is io proviae a uoiae ror sucn eaap.i with al the best hvcrleuic lurenctaa r'imMn.-1 with tin beit medical skill to be had in the metropolis. lanimiumg pnysicmn ana surgeon vr. l'hillp Harvey, Prof. Of disease nf women and rhildron In tho mmllvl department Willamette University. Also 1 r. J. M. F. Kmwno. Prnf. nf Phminlwl dep't. Willamette University. r or any amount oi rererencef) and circular. adlrea 11 ft. .1. n. Pii.niscmv Cor. lat and Waahlactoa fits.. Portland. Or. NINE CENT STORE. Great Bargains in Fine Dry Goods. Send for price list and samples. Frea. AddreM, W. B. SHIVELY, IS3 Third. Street, Fortune!. Oregon. . y lMay&yHiiMwiHite Pflfflai Business flirecton! KEltOYAL. ALBEUT BABTSCU-Piano Maker an1 Organ builder, and direct agent for Bteinway A Son's pianos, baa removed from 83 Yamhill to 129 Fourth ; street, near Alder, Portland. BOOKS, SASH AXD BMNIIS. F. . BEACH as C0.10 Front St. Dealers in Paints, Oils and Glass, Doors, Windows and Blinds. Send for Pi ice List and Catalogue. J. II. KOBBIS8 tz SOX, 9 FIRST ST. - Wholesale and retail dealers in Pianos, Organs, Sheet i music and Musical Merchandise, Picture Frames and Mouldings. Country orders will receive prompt attention. - BOOK BIX0ER. J. B. MOKT1MEB.-Portland biantt booK manu factory, 6)S Washington street, Portland, Or. The reliable establishment. Tiptop for good work. Blank bookw with posted headings made asperia'tv MAKBLEWOBK.S. M EKOK-H A TOSPEB, 4T Stark. -Monuments, Tombs, Headstones, etc., furnished in Italian and American marble. Oountiy orders filled promptly. Bend for prices and dt signs. SDRTETTOBS: COOPER t .HAMII.TO, Civil Engineers and Surveyors, Room 14, First National Bank building, Portland, Or. All kinds of surveying and draf tine done in any part of the country. EMPIRE BAKERY 42 Washington. Voss A Fubr, Props. Manufacturers of Pilot bread, Soda, . Picnic, Butter, Boston, Sugar and Shoe I'iy crackers. Orders from the trade bolialted and promptly at tended to. ATTORNEYS. D. V. KE.rafKD V, -Attorney and Counselor at Law Boom & Deknm'i building. Legal business pertaining to Letters Patent for inventions, before the Patent Office, or in the Courts, a specialty. rX'ST RECEIVED AT GARRISOX'S SEWIXO tf Machine store, 167 Third street, Portland. Ore- f:on, 169 rases of Household Sewing Machines. ' Dur ng two and one half years use in Oregon the House hold has forced its way to the front. Its superior merits are now well known to the public. Agents wanted to sen in every town in Oregon. BETIKU Til AS GOLD. CALIFORNIA FRUIT SALT. A Pleasant and Efficacious Remedy. IF YOU HAVE ABUSED YOURSELF By over Indulgence in eating or drinking; have sick or nervous headache; dryness of the skiu, with a feverish tendency; night wweats and sleeplessness; by all means use Slave n'3 California Fruit Sait, And feel young once more. It is the woman's friend. Try it; 1 per bottle; 6 bottles for 45. For sale bv ail druggists. HO DOE, DAVIS & CO., Wholesale Agents. Portland, Oregon. H. P. GREGORY & CO., No. 5 North Front St., between A and B, Portland, Oregon. I a aro Woodworking Machinery, Steam Engines and Bollera, Mining Machinery BeUinar, PiM-ltlng and Iloae Flour Mill Machinery, Water Wheel Etc.. etc. E. S. Larsen & Co., WIIOLE8AL.K GKOCEItS SHIPPING E. S. Li & CO. MARK P. Produca and Commission Merchants. Dealers In Trepfcal and Domestic Frnits, Nuts etc Consignments of country produce solicited. Ko. 05 Front Street, Portland, Or. 1SOO. 1S83. J. A. STROWBRIDGE, DIRECT IMPORTER AKD DEALER lit LEATHER & FINDINGS. XO. 189 FKOXT STREET. Portland. - - - - Oregon. Full Set of Teeth for $10. Beat Set, $15. TEETH FILLED AT LOW RATE'S; 8ATISFAO tion guaranteed. Oas administered. Dental gratl- PREIIN 1515 OIH., Portland. Oregon. Roorn 54, Union Block, Stark street entrance. USE ROSE PILLS. ill i l mm . Ill I nil MUTT . HJI . - . - -----. ---J-u- x.. . -. ......y.., ..,., ... CINCHONA RUHIiA lied Peruvian Baric) and California Grape Brandy. , A most delightful Tonic, anrj Effective Remedy for Dipsomania (the alcohol habit),' all forms of Malarial nia (sleeplessness). No Greater Success has fceen recorded, and nothing ever introduced giving such unqualified Satisfaction Try it once, and lie convinced. For sale by Druggists and Wine Merchants. WILMERDING & CO., Agents for the Pacific Coast, San Francisco. Cal. CHAS. KOHN & CO., Sola Agents for the Northwestern Coast. 44 Front St., Portland, Or. ... 167 Third St, PORTLAND, OKEGOX, JOHN B. GARisON,Propr. All the Leading? Sewing: Machines, OU - Keetlles, Attachments and Genu ine Parts for sale. All kinds of Sew ins: Machines Repaired ami Warranted. GENERAL AGENT FOR 1h ImMl Whits Sewing foti& GENERAL AGENT FOR . THE TURKISH RUG PA TTERNS. GENERAL AGENT FOR T iZ UNIVERSAL FASHION CO'S PERFECT FITTING PATTERNS. "DR. SPINNEY - Wo. 11 Kearny atraet, S. F., Treats all Chronic and Special Plseasaa. ' YOUNG MEN Xf7"HO MAY BE SUFFERING FROM THE EF f V fects of youthful foilies or indiscretion, will do weU to avail themselves ot this, the greatest boon ever laid at the altar of suffering humanity. DR. SPINNEY will guarantee to forelt fVM for etery rase of Setninal Weakness or private diseases of any kind or character which he undertakes 'and fail to cure. . MIDDLE-AGED 3IE3V. . There are many at the age of thirty to sixty who are troubled with too frequent evacuations of thebladdar, often accompanied by a slteht.amarting or bnrninf sensation and a weakening of the system in a manner the patient cannot account for. On examining: tha urinary deposits a ropy sediment will often he found, and sometimes small particles of albumer will appear, or the color will be of a thin milk-ten hue. Again changing to a dark and torpid appearance. There art many men who die of this diniculty, ignorant of tht cause, which is the second stage of Seminal Weakness. Dr. H. will guarantee a perfect cure in all such cases, and a healthy restoration of the genitor uuiiiary or gans. Office Hours 10 to 4 and 8 to S. Sundays from 10 1 tl A. M. . Consultation ire;. Thorough eiaminatloo and advice, 5. Call or addre s MR. 8PISSEY fe CO., So. 11 Kearny street, San Francisco, CUL S1000 11EWA11D TITILL BE PAID- TO AT" PERSON PRODTJC ?T lng a more effectual re. 27 than Dr. Keek's Sure Cure for Catarrh, Which has stood the test for fourteen years. Physi cians, Druggista, and all who have used and thor oughly, tested it, pronounce it speelfle for the cure of that loathsome disease. Try It. Your druggist haa It, price 1 1. Dr. Keck thoroughly understands, and is eminently successful in the treatment of ail chronic ana dim cnlt diseases of both sexes and all ages, having made a specialty of their treatment for fourteen years He treats Cancer without using the knife. His favor, ite prescription is furnished to lady patients Free. No lady should be without it. Young, middle-aged or old, male or female, insanity or a lite of suffering is your Inevitable doom unless you apply in time to the physician who understands, and is competent to treat your case. Waste no more time nor money with in competent physicians. All communications attended to with dispatch, and are strictly confidential.. Medl craea sent to any part of the country. Circulars, testt mo!?1Jin JLl8t ofbrinted questions furnished on application. COBTSUJLTATIOX FREE. Inclose a three-cent stamp for list and addres DR. JAMES KECK. No. 135 Finrt street. Portland. Or. Phillip MILWAUKEE 'BEER Bottled expressly for the PACIFIC COAST TRADE. Superior in quality and purity to all others. " One Trial Will Convince. SOLE DEALERS, CHARLES KQHU & CO., 4 Front Street, Portland, Or. NORTHERN PACIFIC Land and Immigration Company. Officei Rooms 40 aud 41 Union Block, PORTLAND. OREGON. P. O. Chilstrom, Feank Owen. President. Secretary. This Company operates throughout Oregon, Wash ington, Idaho and Montana. Lands of all kinds bought and sold. Immigrant Coloniaatioa a Specialty. Headquarters for all land seekers. Description of Government and -other wild lands furnished free. Information given on all branches of business. Correspondence solicited and comnunications promptly answered. P. O. box S69. "uFWMeCirsiCaW" I J111011 VR y PHICB tl 00; "ATMOSPHERIC XJ Insufflators," price SOc. Dry Cure and Insoilia tors mailed on receipt of price, with full direction foi use.etc is. G. BKIDMORK & Co., Drogglots 151 First street. Portland, Or. Sole Aeenw for the N. PaSn Coast. mar2tf THE BALDWIN IS THE OKLT FIKST CIA88 Family Restaurant in Portland. USE ROSE PIXIiS. :. L Bests F. H. Akiv, BEJT BEUJNii, JT, IE, DOfrOtl BOSS BO0T& ARE BEST. THEY ARE ALL SADDLE SEAMS. BWT SOOTHES. I tJJh.ivdt SW.JV f : f . ,, I. iisisjal I tntimr' m I See tliat Our Jiaine is on Ererj Pair. AKIX, SELXIXG A CO., Portland. Orecoa. tm .wji, in. .um "i it j'M m 'I , 4 u i . . -- . . i.1 .- in r. f 3 HI I 8 AX FRAXCISCO 6ALLEBT. X hotographor, Vmer First and Morrison Streets; PORTLAND OREGON. WILLIAM BECK & 0N, Wholesale and retail dealers i a ' ' Sharp's, KemingtonV Ballard's, Marlim and Winchester Repeating Rifles. Colt'8, Remington's, Parker's, Moore's trd Baker's Double and Three-Barrel BREECH-LOADING SHOT GUNS. FISHING TACKLE! ; Of every description and quality. 1EADERS, FLY HOOKS, BASKET. Braided and Tapered On Silk Uaes, SIX SPLICED SPLIT BAMBOO RODS, Stnrgeon X.iaes and Hooks of all Kinds. 165 and 1G7 Second Street, Portland. OREGON BLOOD PURIFIER ENLARGED PICTURES . MADE IN THE Highest Style of the Art, BY I. G. DAVIDSON, PHOTOGIl APJELBR, PORTLAND, OREGON. HTISELL n to uoo Pianos 1. 000 Organs. f 3t..uf.cti!rvi. Fromtol,i00 Cwh, Rent or litrliinfuU. Catalogue. Fr, ANTISEli nor. Market I oo-.jlS & C. E. McBREEN'S QUEENSWARE BAZAAR, et'M orrlson Street. Portland. Or., ,. THE USADISTCJ AKD CI1EAPKST HOUSE furnishing Store In Portland. Tea aad Dlaner vets a speclwlty. All Goods below Flrt Street Prices. USE ROSE PII.I.SL. Diseases, Dyspepsia and Insom -i: : : - VJ.'W"..T rsj i - n a Sill- tl rfJ 5 i -- ' J- r v if a- 1 i.Mir ij i n BBff5SL,yKli