f s THE INDEPENDENT THE INDEPENDENT HAS THK FINEST JOB - OFFICE IK DOUGLAS COUNTY. CARDS, BILL HEADS, LEGAL BLANKS And other printing, including IS ISS UED v Saturday Mornings, , BY THE DOUGLAS COUNTY PUBLISHING CO. r ai S'"JI All u ''Teg! N. Large and Heavy Posters and Showy a no MX SlOMthS ... woo 1 ..too Turn month Hand-Bills, v Neatly and expeditiously executed These are the term for those paying in ftdrance. The iRDxriRDSNT offer fine inducement to ad vertisers. Terms reasonable. VOt vYIH. ROSEBURG, OREGON, SATURDAY. JUNE 2. 1883. NO. 8. "'or- :''-T iS if PI "H ! II UJlUliilLCw) -.. v.-.-i-.,,-.. . .... .. - . !i "tftc eo n 5w m'- 1 :3S:J.JAGKULEK i ' PRACTICAL WATCHMAKER." JEWELER, OPTICIAN. AND ALL WORK WARRANTED. Dealer la Watches. Clocks. Jewelry. f And Full Line of . Cigars, ' Tobaccos and Fancy : Goods. The only 'reliable Optometer In town for tbe proper adjustment of Spectacles ; always on band. Depot of the Genuine Brazilian Pebble Spec tacles and Eyeglasses. OFJTCE First door soath of post office, Rose trarft. Oregon. DR. M. -. -.. . W. DAVIS. DENTIST, " ROSEBURG, OREGON. OFFICE OX JACKSOS STREET. Up Stairs, orer 8. Marks & Co. 'a New Store. N r.lAIIOriEY'G OALOOM Nearest to the Railroad Depot, Oakland Xas. Mahoney, Prop'r. Tie finest of wines, liquors and cigars in Dof las count, and the best . la the Btote kepi in proper repair: forties traveling on the railroad will find this . place Terjr handy to risitdurin j the itop ' ' ping of the train at the Oak land Depot. Givo me call. m J as. HAhONjSY. " JOHN FRASER, Home Made Furniture. WILBUR, OREGON. Upholstery, Spring Mattrasses, Etc., ' . Constantly on hand. CIIRtHTIIPC I bave h stock of rUnill I Unn. mrnltare south of Portluud And all of njy own manufacture. No two Prices to Customers Residents of Douglas county are requested to give me a call before purchasing elsewhere. jjsaF ALIi WORK WARRANTED.-a DEPOT HOTEL AAKIiAKD, . - ORKUOKT. Hioliaxd Thomas, Prop'r. ( rpHIS HOTEL HAS BEEN ESTABLISHED ' for a nuauber ol years, and baa become very popular ith the traveling public. First-class SLEtPINQ ACCOMMODATIONS. And the table supplied with the best the market affords. Hotel at the depot of the Railroad. H. C. STAflTOra, Dealer in Staple Dry Coodsl SB . Keeps constantly on hand a general assort . . ment of EXTRA FINE GROCERIES, WOOD, WILLOW AND QLASSWARF, ALSO Crockery and Cordage , v A full stock of SCHOOL BOO ItS Such as required by the Public County Schools, All klrtils of STATIONERY, TOYS and FANCY ARTICL.KS, To suit both Young and Old. lUYS AND SELLS LEGAL TENDERS, m3 furnishes Checks on Portland, and procures Drafts on San Francisco. SEEDS -csrSEEDS ALL KI5DS OF BEST QUALITY ALL ORDERS Promptly attended to and Goods shipDed ' witn care. Address. Hacheuej & Reno, Portland. Oregon Notice. Wntinm im hrhv (Avn. to w hotji it iTtar concern, that A ab Ymi'n awarded th contrnct for k.nnh. rtnnuUa rnnr.tv Paum:rs for the period ot two tmxs. All persons in need of Miistance from -aid mnmt flrst. niwure m. certificate to that effect from anv member of the County Board, and present it to one of the foliovrinff named persons, w ho are aiithor Uod to, and will care for those presenting such certificate w i. Rutton Riwhnn?! L. L. Kelloifir. Oakland; Mru nJlnam ijwVimr OiaM Dr. Scrocvs is authorized to hnilih medicil aid to all parsons io need of the ime oho have been duclarod paupers of loue)as couuty. WM. B. CLAKKt, Supt. of Poor. AnssaoRA. Or. Feb. 16, 1SS0 ' Parties connected with the James gpng by marriage and association, have de cided to commence libel proceedings against papers that have spoken disre spectfully of members of the gang. A suit against the Louisville Courier Jour nal is now in progress, a Mr. Hite, un cle of the James boys, and father of the Hite boys being the complainant. .1 will be remembered that all along,what-7 ever others may have have said' agains the Jamses, the San has said that those people were honest and virtuous, an'l kind-hearted, however many indictments there may .have bien against then? for murder and highway robbery, and train wrecking. The boys may have been bad but they were real good. They ought to let tta out of all libel suits. Peck's Sun. An old bachelor, having been laughed 'at by a party of pretty girls, told them: "You are small potatoes." "We may be small potatoes," said one of them, "but we are sweet ones ' "Your husband is a staid man now, is ha not?" asked a former schoolmate who had married a , man noted for his fast habits. "I think so," was the reply; 'ha staid out all last tight." r LATEST IJEYb SUffilMlY. BT TSXEOKAF: TO DA.TR. Over 100,000 rwrti crossed Brooklyn bridge May 3ib. - x . ; ; r : ? Dinah John died rocentljjst Oncnda go, J, x., aged years. i; The Northern Pacific track i ritMa twenty-eight milea of Helena; , . At Havana twenty-two deaths occurred' from yellow, feverin'one week recently. 'War is preaictea between , J? ranee and China "for tha posseaaien of Ton- General Thomas has been appointed gof ernpr for Paris, vice General Sabatierr deeeasedr, - ' - I A fire recently in the towrKof Aflter ronafield, Holstein, Prussia, destroyed 50 houses. The Tabor milling company's stamp will at Leadville waa bnrned recently. Loss. $60,000. Duluth has a gold and silver excite ment, rich ores being found in the cen ter of the town. : Travel across the great bridge span ning East river began May 25th, at the rate of 5000 per hour. Tbe Swedish ministry has resigned, in consequence of a defeat in the diet on the army organization bill. Eight thonsand emigrants, most of hem Mormons, have passed through Hull in the past few days for America. An 180,000 acre purchase of land in he Panhandle of Texas by an English syndicate, is reported; Price, $3,000, 000. Alexander III., Czar of all the Rus- sias, was crowned at juoscow, may ztn. Great rejoicing over the event among he people. A conspiracy against the Turkish eov- I eminent has been disoovered at Van. . O "S a 1 I Three hundred persons were arrested for connection with it. The boiler of the steamer Pilot explod ed in San Francisco bay, May 25th, kill ing and drowning a number of persons and injuring others. At Philadelphia, Charles and Burd Milliken, brothers, were drowned while fishing recently. One went to the assist ance of the other. The market buildings and a large sec tion of the business part of the village of Uxbridge, Ontario, were burned re cently. Loss, $50,000. San Francisco is having a boom in rxining stocks, Hale and Norcross main taining the lead, having touched $10. One year ago it was quoted at 25 cents. The emperor of Germany has issued a decreo ordering the 10th and 11th of November "next to be observed as thr 400th anniversary of the birth of Martin Luther. The first accident since the opening of he new bridge occurred May 25th. A man with a dog in his arms fell from the west side of the bridge into the water. He was rescued. A colored man named Willis Shannon and three boys named Harry Cass, Geo. Talbot and Harry Snodgrass, were drowned recently at Martin s ferry, w. Va., together with two horses. At Louisville, the graves of confeder ate dead were quietly decorated Satur day afternoon, May 26th. There were no ceremonies, other than a prayer by Bishop Dudley and the singing of hymns. The millers' national association held recently in at Milwaukee, give publicity I ..... .. . ...... i to the wheat crop estimate, which prom ises for the wnoie wneas oets oi me United States a yield of -373,500,000 bushels for 1883. A Berlin dispatch of May 26 says: A law student here has been shot and killed in a duel. A captain and lieutenant in the army also fought a duel, in which 11 shots were exenangea, ana me lieutenant . "t 1 il - 1 ? a . mortally wounded. Mrs. Helen M. Roberts died at San Francisco May 25th. Deceased was a native of Boston and 61 years of age Mrs. Roberts came to California on the steamer which brought the news of the admission of California to the Union. Irishmen of uaiveston are raising a fund for the benefit of the widows and children of the men recently executed in Dublin for the Phoenix Park murder. Seven hundred dollars is already sub scribed, and the intention is to make it $1000. . A mob in attempting to break in the jail at Mt. Sterling, Ky., recently, with the intention of lynching some of the prisoners, were charged upon and driven back by a company of the state militia, and several of the mob seriously wounded. A certificate of incorporation of the Southwestern Telegraph and Telephone company was filed at New York city re cently. The lines of the company are to run between Saratoga and Albany, N. Y., across the country southwesterly to Gal veston and Austin. Texas, and also to pass through Little Rock, Arkansas. The capital stock is fixed at $2,000,000, di vided into 20,000 shares. A Visalia (Cal.) dispatch of Mfy 26th says: About 6 o'clock last evening, as J. M. Harlan, of the Westejrn Union Tele graph Company; was returning from a buggy ride with the wife, a son aged 4 years, and a daughter aged 6 years, of Levi Elliott. .Elliott met tne party at tne entrance to his premises, and exclaiming You 1 lve caught you, opened fire with a revolver on Harlan. Harlan shielded himself with the body of the little girl, who received a bullet in the breast and died in a few minutes. Harlan was wounded in the right band. the left wrist and the hip. . After firing, Elliott either shot himself or was shot by Harlau through the heart, expiring in stantly. It is difficult to determine which was the case, but from Harlan's manner and the finding of two pistols near the scene of the affray, it is believed Harlan shot Elliott. Harlan, after the shooting, went to a drug store, where his wounds were dressed. He was then taken by the sheriff to the jail, where he is now con fined. The affair has caused quite an ex citement and threats of lynching Harlan are freely made. Harlan has recently separated from his wife, and Elliott's I wife was seeking a divorce from him. General Ijord Rokeby of England is 5ea4t4;-it?', '.-W ' Edotiird Rene lie Febrje Ijaboulage, the Jit known French general, is dead. . SosiDesa failures for the past seven &ja ending May 25th were 158, as com i' ared with 187 last week. " Smallpox of the Tirulent type has broken out in the Lancaster county, Pa., prison, and the institution has been placed under quarantine. - ' .The schooner Wells Burt, plying be tween Chicago and Buffalo, is supposed to have wrecked on Lake Michigan, and her crSw of eleven men lost." A Paris Hspatcd of May 25th says: An extensive fire occurred, at Varsin depot, in the upper Alps.i Fifty; houses -were destroy Ofd msM ;aoTeitiP3on'per ished" in the flames. - , It is announced that Warsaw is to be made one of the most strongly fortified places in Europe, by the construction of fourteen new forts, on which work is to begin at once. A miser named Henry Thomen, a na tive of Switzerland, died at Ban Francis co recently. In an old trunk in his room were found bonds, notes and mortgages amounting to $77,000, and over $5000 in coin. Information has been received that all the people of the American ship Oraole, wrecked a short time ago in the south Pacific ocean, have been rescued from a desert island and taken, to Valparaiso by a German bark. The Brooklyn bridge, spanning East river, was opened May 24th. Both cities regarded it as a holiday, and thousands were present to witness the opening cer emonies. President Arthur "and other high officials were there. Mrs. R. J. McMillerie, of Leedville, Ashtabula county, Ohio, while in a fit ot temporary insanity .drowned liertwochil 1 fT. aren ana men poisonea nersmi. xnere is no hope of her reoovery. ' The children were aged 2 and 6 years. David Todd, son of Justice Todd, of the supreme court, and Joseph Livesey, of Mascott, fought a duel near New Or leans recently. After an exchange of harmless shots at , fifteen paces, both parties declared themselves satisfied. Ex-Judge C. H. Krum, one of the best lawyers of St. Louis, a prominent republican, and appointed U. S. district attorney by Grant, and subsequently counsel for defendants in the celebrated whiskey cases.has been absent since 26th of April. It is reported that, during a fierce wind and raiu storm recently at Belou, wis., a number of live fish, one of them weigh ing a pound, dropped in the business streets, and hailstones, the largest four inches m circumference, fell. Many win dows were broken. The Lutheran ministerium in-its recent session at Norristown, Pa has resolved to instruct all conferences, pastoral asso ciations and congregations in the minis try to make preparations for appropri ately observing the 40th anniversary of the birth of Martin Lututr. v . A Los Angeles dispatch of May 24th says: About one o ciock mis morning the supreme court rooms, on the corner of Commercial and Mam streets, tooK fire, and a few minutes later the entire building was all ablaze. The court rec ords were burned. The loss to the building and stores is about $20,000. A. N. Towne, general manager of the Central Pacific, met with a painful acci dent recently at San Francisco. In an altercation between a kindling-wood peddler and a teamster as to the right of i -i. . i wav. the peddler hurled a stick of red wood at his opponent, but missed him The stick- went crashing through the window of a passing street car, in which was Mr. Towne, striking him on the head and knocking him senseless The attorney general has given his opinion to the secretary oi tne unitea . . t m t TT ! n States treasury that under the provis ions of the act approved March A, load, no tax can be collected on the capital and deposits of national banks since the first day of last January, ana no tax- on the capital and deposits of State banks since the first day of last December. The attorney general says that he is of the opinion that duties are not assessable and collectable on the deposits and capi tal stock of national banking associa tions. for the period between the date of the act of March 3. 1883, and January 1, 1883. nor on the deposits and capital of other banks and bankers for the period between the date of the samo act and December!, 1882. A Richmond. Ind. dispatch of May 24th says: Morgon Hewitt and Nathan D. Thomas, Mormon elders, are in the city, or, rather, Wee.t Richmond, and it is generally understood they come direct from Utah as special envoys to prepare the way for holding a series of meetings here. This is an exceptionally religious community in which about every denom ination has a representative and re ligious tolerance is correspondingly elas tic and enduring, but, per contra, there is perhaps not a community in the United States where stronger prejudice exists against the Mormou faith, and their actions are awaited' with unconcealed anxiety. This situation they are perhaps aware of, as they came Saturday night and have not as yet showed up. It may be that they will be rather backward about coming 'forward until reinforce ments appear. A Techachai dispatch ofMay 24. says: Emigrant train No. 22, bound north, consisting of thirty-two box cars, five emigrant cars and a caboose, in charge of Conductor Moore with two breakmen, Was wrecked while going down the hill one mile north of this place! The acci dent was caused bv a breakbeam drop ping on the track. When the break- beam dropped the train broke into three sections, consisting of five emigrant cars and the caboose and five box cars, four of which left the track and were badly wrecked. The middle section consisted of five box cars, the frontjof twenty -two box cars and engine. In this section , were both the breakmen. Alexander Cochran, one of the breaamen, was in the rear, and seeing the five box cars following them, signaled the engineer to run out of danger. He then jumped on the five cars at the risk of his life, and stopped them. The train had 100 emigrants jon board. Heine's1 Widow. .The widow of Henri Heine has just died at Paris at the age of 68. When Heine saw her for the first time at a stu dents' ball she was a young girl" with a round full face, large black eves and abundant hair, with beautiful white teeth and a laughing month; a real type of the Parisian working girl, with hands of an ' aristocratic distinction. What captivated. Heine was the voice of this girl; it was the voice of a warbler who always sang in the i high chorus. The voice of this waijbler rwas for ; Henri Heine a source of enchantment until tne day of his death. In his long agony he loved to repeat, "How many times her voice has recalled my soul at the mo ment when, really; A k its flight - to ward the unknown." With the devotion and gaiety of her race she cared for him who had given her his healt for her joy ous and clear prattle. Unfortunately her voice was only able to bring out the beauties of Mme de Sevigne's letters; poetry was not her forte. . He had sent her some months to a boarding school; but the only result seems to have been that she was able to astonish him by repeating long lists of Egyptian kings. Thinking that she ought to learn German she took lessons from a German exile, and she was very proud when she could say to visitors from the fatherland, - "Nehmen Sic Platz" a phrase that is so difficult that whenever she succeeded in pronouncing it she laughed heartily. According to Mme. Jaubert, in whose "Souvenirs" there is an interesting essay on Heine, Mathilde had never read any of her hus band's writings, and did not even know that he was a poet. "Lately," he said to Mme Jaubert, "I have discovered in her a vague idea that my name is printed in a review but she does not know which one." She was not quite so ignorant as this, but she did ask Heine's friends sometimes, whether he waa really, as people said, "a very clever man, and had written beautiful books." , On one occasion, as Heine wrote to Lowell, she looked into the French translation of his "Reisebilder." He saw that she at once became pale and began trembling. She lighted on a passage in which he speaks of himself as a lover; and Heine had to pacify hir by promising that in future he would never make love even to imag inary maidens. It is feared that Heine will be gravely censured by advocates of the higher education of women; for the intellectual darkness of his wife, far from vexing him. afforded him constant amusement; and he was delighted to think that his fame as a writer had noth ing to do witbher attachment to him. Mme. Jaubert says that on ms "mat tress-grave" he was Vhorribly jealous"; and. on the authority of Heine's doctor, she tells how the poor poet, haunted by uniust suspicions,", glided one night from his bed and crept to the door of his wife s room, where he lay for a long time unconscious. No other biographer mentions this incident, or any incident of the same kind; and when Heine ex pressed, or affected to express, anxiety about his wife, he always did so with a touch of humor. "Yesterday," he said to a German friend who visited him, "I was very restless. My wife had dressed and gone, out at two o'clock, and had promised to be back at four. Half past four comes, and she does not appear; half past five comes, and she does not appear; half past six, half past seven still she does not return. At eight my fears increase. Could she, tired of the sick man, have gone away with some one? In my distress I send the maid into her room to see whether Cocotte.the parrot, is there. Yes, Cocotte is there! A stone falls from my heart, I breathe again. Without Cocotte she would never have left me! One night when Heine was Beized with one of those dreadiul attacks which fin ally killed him, his wife clasped his hand, warmed it iu hers and caressed him. one wept bitterly, and in a voice half-smothered in sobs, the poet heard her say: "No, Henri, you will not die, will you? You will nave pity! I have already lost my parrot this morning; if you should die I should be too un happy!" "This," he afterwand said to Mme. Jaubert, "was an order; I obeyed, and continued to live. You understand. my friend, that when I am given such good reasons- However childlike, or childish. Mme. Heine may have been, and whether her husband was jealous or not. it is not true, as the Paris correspondent of the Times asserts, that "Heine's physical and mental sunermgs were aggravated by the" bitter consciousness of his blun der m marrying ner. They loved each other to the end; and. the few gleams of happiness which inspired Heine with courage to live he owed chiefly to his wife s companionship and loyal service mat sne lovea him ardently every one who saw them together testifies. "For Mathilde," says Meissner, who knew them intimately, "Heine was not, as for the rest of the world, a great poet: to her he was, what he did not seem to the rest of the world to be, the best, most affec tionate and upright of men. With tears in her eyes she. the smiling French woman,' often told me stories of her Henri, which afforded the most touching evidence of rare goodness of heart. Mathilde was a devout Catholic, and went regularly every morning to mass. in ner presence uenn never uttered a word that might have.tended to shake her faith; and he appears to have thought that women need the support of a strong religious conviction, although there is so much irony in his expression of this opinion that it is difficult to make out how far he intended it to be taken seriously. . Heine did not marry his Mathilde un til 1841, several years.after he first met her. A certain Strauss of Frankfort had made some . unpleasant remarks about Heme s household in a letter written from Paris to the Mavence Gazette. The poet, on the day before his marriage sent Theophile Gautier and Alphonsus Jioyer to demand, an apology from Strauss. The correspondent selected as his seconds Raspail, the chemist, and a Germat literary man named Kolloff. Strauss wished to fight with sabres, but Qeine insisted for pistols. It took eight hours for the seconds to arrange for the affair. Strauss hesitated. "He must come on the ground," said Heine, "even if I have to drag him to the great wall of China." The duel took place in the Saint Germain valley, and two pistol shots were fired. One of them struck Heine in one of his thighs, and some of his friends wre fond .of saying that his paralysis dated from that injury. Heine himself never cleared up the question. Three years after their marriage the brilliant Heine fell ill; in two years he was paralyzed. From that moment he no longer qnitted his mattress tomb, as he called it. For eight years he suffered atrocious tortures, day: and night, with out a moment of repose. He used to say, with a gayety that was rather curi ous, that he had never quite made on t whether his disease was a French soften ing of the spinal marrow or a German phth ifia -of the, dorsal olaxoa ; All I know," he was wont to say , "is that it is a very frightful malady, which tortures not only my nervous system, but my thinking system night and day. At cer tain moments, especially, when the cramps are holding a veritable revel on my vertebral oolumn, I feel palpitating in my inner self a kind of doubt as to the reality of the assertion which old Professor Hegel used to make in my hearing 25 years ago that man is a di vine biped." Toward the close of his life, and when his death was expeeted almost daily, he penned in his corre spondence this little sinister saying: "My wife weeps now whenever" I talk of moving from this apartment." The wife was entirely justified in weeping, for she knew that there could be but one more move for the poet', who had had many lodgings, and who had not been able to pay for them in his time, and that this last demenagement would be to the cemetery. "How unhappy the worms will be," he said one day v itb, an odd smile, "when they find I have invited them to a banquet of nothing but bones." For eight years Mme. Heine, was ad- mirable in her devotion and patience. She believed in the possibility of a cure. She found some moments of gayety to amuse him, but often it was in vain. Both remained silent for a long time, and then the young wife would say With a smile, "This is German conver sation !" Heine used often to say dur ing his illness that he had two consola tions his French wife and his German muse. Since Heine's death in 1856 his widow has lived at Passy surrounded with care and affection by the members of his family. She has now been buried beside him in the old Montmarte ceme tery, where repose so many men of genius. Thiers said of him: "This Ger man is the greatest and wittiest French man that France has seen since VX1 tairo's time." I The Right Kind of a Man. Choose a man who has plenty to occu- py his mind, jnoc necessarily a great deal of money or real estate, but one whose mind is active, and who will' be likely to find plenty to look after outside of the' house and home. That woman is wise who chooses for her partner in life a man who desires to find his home a place of rest. It is the man with many interests, wuu eugrusamg occupations, with plenty of people to fight: with a struggle to maintain against the world, who is the really domestic man in the wife's sense; who enjoys home, who is tempted to make a friend of his wife, who relishes prattle, who feels in the home circle, where nobody is above him and nobody unsympathetic with him, as if he were in a haven of ease and relaxation. The drawback of home life, its contain ing possibilities of insipidity, sameness. and consequent weariness, is never pres ent to such a man. He no more tires of his wife and children than of his own happier moods. He -is no more bored with home than with sleep. All the monotony and weariness of life he en counters outside. It is the pleasure-loving man; the merry companion, who re quires constant excitement, that finds home life unendurable. He soon grows weary of it, and finds everything so tame that it is impossible for him to be happy. or not to feel that he is less unhappy there than elsewhere. We do not mean that the true domestic man will be always at home. The man always at home has not half the chance of the man whose duty is outside of it, for he cannot help being sometimes in the way. The point for the wife is, that he likes his home when he is there; and that liking, we contend, belongs first of ail to the active and strong and deeply engaged, and not to the lounger, or even easy-minded man. The only point to guard againBt is that he does not become so deeply engrossed in his business that he takes it home with him and makes a wife of that. lint in nine cases out of ten the wife is at fault for this more than the husband, and if she had but the tact to make it enter taining for him. and the aptitude to be entertained by any one. she would find that such a man is the very man to most appreciate and enjoy the society and the rest and freedom, from care his home afforded. Woman's Disadvantage In Courtship. A man's quest of a spouse is limited only by his time and opportunities for looking around, according to the Cleve land Leader. He can try to win any body, although a resonable chance of success may attend him with but few. At any rate, he stands souarely upon his cheek and his merits, and that is enough. On the contrary, society says that a wo man must never go a step out of her way to secure the best and most desirable of mankind. She must simply sit and wait until chance brings the longed-for op portunity of speaking. In fact, it is said that young ladies pride themselves upon feeling as well as seeming indifferent to all men until an effort is made to awaken their interest. No wonder social re formers protest. If young maidenhood did not so often fall a victim to the first flight of . Cupid's darts, its . range , of choice would still be very small. As they go, rich and poor, pretty and home ly .intelligent and ignorant, probably wo men would not, if they accepted none of theno, receive on an average more than a dozen offers apiece, and not over three of these reasonably eligible. Suppose mac sne is xonunate enough to wiu a score of suitors, a young lady is still ter ribly handicapped. Like enough none of the twenty would be just to her lik- ing, and meanwhile one she greatly pre- ierrea to any oi the others might just escape coming under the spell of her charms. It is all very pretty, but this sitting in "maiden meditation, fancy free," until some stray youth makes a vigorous enors to deprive the aforesaid fancy of its liberty, a very unsatisfactory thing when critically examined. Probably it may never be advisable to put woman on an exact quality with man, and let her go forth, with a stock of caramels and valentines to her ideal, and put the motto, "If at first you don't succeed, try, try again," to a practical test. At all events, anything of that kind is far in the future, v If, however, man is to be robbed of his time-honored prerogatives o losrocd to- ol-41eTa r-e'n oVot termor kyiWrr i we respectfully submit that adequate at tention be given to his immense ad vantages in courtship. An Important Errand. A conductor jon a Missouri,Kansasand Texas train approached a swell-looking colored woman.arrayed in all the glories that ribbons can lend, and asked her for her ticket. "Go 'way fum y'ah. Don bodder me with none yo' foolishness' she ex claimed, bridling with indignation. "Come, give up your ticket," remon strated the conductor. "I tole yo' go 'way f am ya'h. I done got no ticket, an' I don' want no foolish ness." "If you don't gfve me a ticket or pay your fare, I'll put you off the train," growled the exasperated functionary. "Yo' don' put me off no train, now,' I tole yo fer suah!" retorted the darkey. "Ise got biziness down yere dat you can't postpone. Ef you put me off de train, yo done got iu fuss, suah's yo' bo'n!" "Where are you going, anyway? What's your business?" demanded the conductor, : rather impressed by her manner. "Ise gwine to de hangin' a piece down yere, an' mo'n dat, Ise gwine, an yo can't stop me!" ' "Who're they going to hang?" asked a passenger, who had become interested in the discussion. "Dey's gwine fer ter hang my hus band, and Ise ter be de only lady pres ent. Go 'way fum y'ah. Don' fool with me. Ef yo' think yo'a gwine ter get me off dis train an' beat me out'n de last chance o' layin' over dat nigga's mudder and sister, who can't get in and won't stay out; yo' don' know nothin' about de strength of a wife's devotion! Go 'way fum y'ah. Rudder dan lose de chance of breakin'dem nigga's hearts, I done put dis heel under yo railroad an' lift it over de stato line.. - Go 'way fum. y'ah!" The conductor let her ride free, but whether to save the railroad or let her have a last opportunity to get square with her mother-in-law, was not appar ent on his returns. Drake's Magazine. A Story of President Garfield's Illness. Mr. Crump, the steward of the White House during General Garfield's Ad ministration, and one of the most faith ful nurses, is now keeping a dining-room in the old Club House building on New York Avenue, in this city. He tells many interesting reminiscences of Presi dent Garfield a last illness, one of which is of the day when the president first asked him for a glass of cold water. Crump relates that the physicians had forbidden him water, "but the poor man begged so hard and so pitiful like that I bad frequently to leave the room to keep from violating the doctors' orders. When he found that pleading would not serve his ends, then he assumed an authoritative tone, and I instantly be came deaf . Then he tried persuasion and cajoling; but I wouldn't weaken, uiitil he suddenly called me to him in a low voice, and, with tears in his eyes. said: 'Crump, would you refuse a dying man a drmk of water? 'No, Mr. Presi dent,' I answered, 'but you are not dying.' 'But, Crump,' he added feebly, 'if yoa do not give it to me I will die, and he closed his eves. I couldn't stand that, and I couldn t disobey the doctors. BuUsomehow or another 2 just set a glass of spring water on the table by his bed, and went to the window, and, hang me, when I returned if that glass wasn't empty; and the president wanted to know, with a smile, what I meant by tantalizing him by placing a glass with water in it within his reach, and he so thirsty. However, he never asked for any more that day, and I am certain that if he did drink that water it did him no harm." Cincinnati Commercial Gazette. Coloncl According to Law. A few days after a .baby was born in Newport a gentleman neighbor called in the house, and, on being shown the young one, said to it: "How are you, colonel? It's mother then asked: "Why do you call it colonel?" "It's a male child, isn't it?" he re sponded. - "Well, then, he's a colonel. By the common law of Kentucky every male child born in the state is a oolonel." The mother was greatly tickled over the fact that she was the mother of a colonel. -Louisville Courier-J ournal. . A historical horse died at Waterbury. Conn., a few nights ago. This horse was owned by u. jm . nan and was purchased by him twenty-four years ago in South- bury of Samuel Goodrich (Peter Parley) , the well known historian and writer of juvenile literature. The money paid for the horse was expened hy Mr. Goodrich in his final, illness. The horse was 30 years old when it died, and had been in active service till within a year. The last five years of its life it was used as a saddle horse. ' Queen Victobia's Oldest Pebsonal Attendant.- Lord Torrington. one of Her Majesty's lord's in waiting, is how commonly known in the London clubs as "John Brown the Second." on the ground that at John Brown's funeral Her Majesty, overcome with emotion, put her hand kindly oh Lord Torring ton a shoulder, and, to the unspeakable disgust of that peer, observed: "You are now my oldest personal attendant!" FEMININE ITE1IS, When an elderly maiden ladv adorns herself with false hair, false teeth, paint and powder, she is making up for lost time, ;, The Duchess of Sutherland signed the otal abstinence pledge at Torquay, Eng land, early this month,4 and henceforth will wear the bine ribbon badge. A Detroit woman is so artistic that she has hand-painted the rattan with which she whips her children, and tied a bow of blue ribbon on the end. Mrs. Louisa B. Stephens has been elected to succeed her husband as presi dent of the First National Bank f Mar ion, iowa.- fane is the nrst woman who Tfr Jialdo.Jik position . It is said thJT.' the dynamite - scare in London is s6 great that a girl does not dare run down the streets with a' bonnet box in her hand for fear of being arrested as a dynamite fiend. An old lady who had been reading tha health officer's weekly reports, thought that "Total" must be an awfully malig nant disease, since as many die of it as of all the rest put together. Miss Anna Oliver says that either Bos on University must cea3e to . admit wo men students to its theological depart ment, or the Methodist Episcopal church must weloome them to its ministry. Mrs. J. C. Stone, of Milwaukee: If policemen were as blind , to the dog law as they are to the liquor law," you might have a dog as large as an elephant, with church cell on it, and no policeman would see it. ' Miss Dawes, daughter of Senator Dawes, decided that Pittsfield," Mass., ought to have a public park. She made apian, and used pen and tongue so per suasively that the town has voted in avor of the scheme. , Two young women at the birthday party of Jesse Tay, Findlay, O., moved, his chair from under him as he at tempted to take a seat between them. Jesse fell and broke his neck, one ot i the young women is now a maniac through grief. Mrs. Richards, of Richfort, Vt., has brought suit under the recently enacted Damage Act for $5000 against Dan Moore, of East Berkshire, for the loss of her husband, who was accidentally killed while intoxicated with liquor alleged to have been sold him by Moore. Among the rich women of Boston, Mrs, Susan O. Brooks is assessed upon $1,034,- 300; Mrs. John L. Gardner, $1,293,800, and Mrs. Gardner Brewer, $937,690; but many of the wealthy ladies of the city are not taxed for anything like the actual amount of their property. , . r it man., went,lwn&Jiheother nighiand found his house locked up. After infin ite trouble he managed to gain entrance through a back window,and then dis covered on the parlor table a note from his wife, reading: "I have gone out. You will find the key oa the side of the Step.".; ; . L A New York upper-ten bride fainted while dressing for her wedding, and the ' family physician forbade further excite ment. At last it was decided to have the ceremony performed in her room. Just then the minister sent word that he was sick and could not attend. Another was called and the knot tied, two brides maids holding the bride up while it was being done. j A white lady took the place of one of the teachers in the colored school in Stapleton, Long Island, last week. The scholars stood it one day, but the next morning she was waited on by a com mittee composed of the big scholars,who said they wouldn't stand it. Then the' smaller ones struck, and she was left alone. She wrote a note to the director in which she said: "The Caucasian must go. He Didn't Like it Well Enough to Stay to Breakfast. A Cincinnati traveling man, who had been in the "poor lands" of Indiana, called on us the other day and was ' tell ing his experience. "How do you like it over there?" "Not so powerful much as I might." "Don't they live well?" "They mix too much?" . "What do you mean by that?" ' "Well, I'll tell you. I stopped one night at a poor farm house, because I couldn't find any place else, and after putting away my horse, I went in to wait for supper. The old woman had just be gun to oook seme meat in a stewpan, so I concluded to watch her, and sea how they got uty a real home-made meal. After the meat was cooked she filled the same stewpan with potatoes, and then with cabbage, and last with coffee, and supper was ready. At the supper table the stewpan served as a water pitcher, and after supper she washed the dishes in the pan and then carried the slops out in it. That looked to me like stretching the uses of culinary vessels; but when I maa roalir tft trn tit fft tho lnft tvk hod T saw the old lady bring out the stewpan again ,and strike me dead with a baggage check if she didn't wash the baby in it right before my eyes! Now.that is what I call mixing things, and I didn't like it well enough to stay to breakfast." Cin cinnati Commercial. ' , vr it is refreshing to learn that, as a rule, our millionaires take, nowadays, excellent care of theirj health.; , Mr. Gould has had a sulphur bath fitted up in his house, and Mr. William H. .Tan derbilt employs an expert to punch, him all over several times a. week upon the massage principle. Mr. Vander bilt seems, however, to have always been a - mwt ' a . f partisan of water, for, u we can believe his own stories, he was in the habit,dur ing his farming days on Staten island.of pouring bucketfols of water upon the hay, and then putting a little dry hay on the top of the load, so that it should weigh heavy and seom dry at the same time. It is by watering hay that he learned to water stocks. N. Y. Sun. Some one wants to know why Nilsson announces every concert, she gives in Boston as a farewell. Because she does farewell eyery time. Milton News. '' ' ii it'll "" 11 "' mmr-mmmmmmm The other day a Florida couple, aged sixty years each, rode thirty miles in a springless cart to get married. ; .