,1 j f Si T THE INDEPENDENT - , IS ISSUED Saturday Morningaf BY THE ' DOUGLAS COUNTY PUBLISHING CO. THE INDEPENDENT HAS THK FIFJSQT JOD OFFICE , IH DOUGLAS COUNTY. CARDS, BILL HEADS, LEGAL BLANKS And other printing, including Lsrge and Heavy Posters and Showy Hand-Bills. ' Neatly and exptdltlously executed AT I?OIlT3L.4.JNI PRICEQ. Ob Yent.. Him. Hvnttai.. fti SO so i eo Tbene are tbe tens for those paytn? la advance. The Ihdefrspkxt offer fine inducement to ad vertisers. Terms reasonable. VOL. 7. ROSEBURG. OREGON, SATURDAY, APRIL 7. 1883. NO. 52. ' r.rl --jfr w IflFnPW ilfj1 :SZiJ.JASKULEK PRACTICAL WATCHMAKER, JEWELER, AND OPTICIAN. ALL WORK WARRANTED. Dealer la Watchta, Cloebe, Jewelry, Speetael ad Ej-a-la, v "r . And Fall Llae of Clarsi Tcbaecos and Fancy Goods. The only reliable Optometer in town for the proper adjuument of spectacle ; always on band. Depot fifths Genuine Brazilian Pebble Spec- - ; - taeles and Eyeglasses. t OFFICE First door south- of post offiee, Koe boi?. Oregon i ,; . 1 1 ii "DE. H. W. DAVIS, ROSEBURG, OREGON. OFFICE Oil JACKirOS STREET, Up 8 aire, ovtr 8. Marks & Co.'s New Store. - M AHOFJEY ' S SALOON Nearest to the Railroad Depot, Oakland -Jtxm. JIahoney, Prop'r. ,-"--- ! ... - r - The finest of wines, liqnora and cigars in Doatt; Iaa county, and the beat ii i jL.LiA.it r rrjkjaxm in the BUta kepi la proper repair: . Parties traveling oa the railroad wilt find tUs place very handy to visit daring the ftop . ping of the train at the Oak . f land Depot. Give me a call. . Jao. HAnOKSY. . JOHN FRASER, ' Home'' Made Furniture, WILBUR, OREGON. Upholstery, Spring. Mattrasses, Etc., Constantly on hand. FURNITURES Have the best stock of lu rn i tu re sou Uj of fortius J And all of nay own manufacture. '''': ':-' No two Prices to Customers Residents of Douglas county are requested to give me a call beiore purchasing elsewhere. jeer- all wokk WAKRANTED.-a DEPOT HOTEL OAKLAND, - - OREGON. Hiobard . Thomaa, Prop'r. THIS HOTEL IIAS BEEN ESTABLISHED A for a number ot years, and haa become very popularwitn the trayeling public lrstclaaa ' SLEtPINC ACCOMMODATIONS. And the table supplied with the best the market affords. Hotel at the d?pot of the Railroad. AVINQ ON HAND A LARGE LOT OF FINE Spanish Merino t offer the umo for sale, Cbea for Cash, at my Farm la Douglas county, six miles from Rosebur HENRY CONN, Sr. H. C. '-STANTON, ., Dealer in ' Staple Dry Coodsl Keeps constantly on hand loent of a general assort- EXTRA FINE GROCERIES, W00D, WILLOW AND ULASSWARF, ALSO Crockery and Cordage A full stock of SCHOOL J3 O O Kg Such as required by the Public County Schools, All kind, of STATIONERY, TOYS and KAKQY ARTICLES, To Buit both Young and OlVi. irmxrrs asp sells legal tenders, - furnishes Checks on Portland, and procures Drafts on Ban Francisco. orrrrrve T-?aa a-J Pirn ft ? ALL OF BlfiST QUALITY A II- Oil T3I3K.S rromptly attended to and Goods shipoed 5 I fin rtx Adtlress, Ilttcheney & Beno, - . ; Portland. Oreeon. Rotlcc. Notice is herel v eiven. to hfm It .nay concern, that Vb umlersitf ;d ha boen awarded lha tontr;t for it.ninv the Douglas connt VauiM-r tor tiie ptriol ol ttvii vein All iiernis In need ol aiistince irom - aid county must first procure a. 'certificate tq that effect lrm atT nit-mir of theonmy Brd, and pre-ent it tn. nna of the followintf named person, who are author- taod to, and a ill care for those prcsentint? such certificate W. U. Butten, Bosehurg ; L. L. Kelloirg, Oaklawl ; Jr Hron, Looking OtaM. Dr. Jfcrotrgs is authorized to tarnish medical iJ to all persons in need ot the Mine who have beeu declared supers 01 noufias county. Wil. B. CLARKE, Supt. ot Poor. 1 Rrwasoaa. Or. Feb. 16. 1380 "'Among the passengers by the Servia is Dr. Otto Wil helm Struve, director of the imperil observatory at Puetowa, Russia, whose object in visiting this country is to test the object glass lately completed by Alvin Clark & Sons, of Cambridgeport, Mass., on order of the Russian government. The glass is the largest ever constructed, being thirty inches .in diameter, for ; the nse of the Lick observatory in California. As was the case with Russian glass, however, it yriW require several years to complete it. LATEST NEWS SUMMARY. BY TEIXQOAPU TO DATS. Col. Corley March 29th. died at Norfolk, Va., on A fire destroyed much timber in the forests near Allentown, Pa., recently. It is estimated that the reduction of the public debt for March was $9,500,000. The old Augusta, Ga., opera house was destroyed byj fire April 1st. toss, 825,000. - j A movement is on the tapis to hold an Irish convention . at Montreal on domin ion day. ; . ' l j Five sharp earthquake shocks were felt in San Francisco on the morning of March 30ih. J Journeymen cigar makers of Philadel phia, ask an increase of wages from $1 to $2 per 1000. j .,. The Chicago Young Men's Christian Association celebrated its 25th anniver sary on April 1st. j The Scran ton, ( Pennsylvania steel company has started new mills, employ ing over 1000 men Coinage at the; Philadelphia mint in March aggregates , 6,687,752 pieces, valued at $1,114,073. Two hundred Mormon converts left St. Louis recently for Utah, They are mostly from the South. v Serious floods are reported from Charkoff and vicinity, in Russia. Several persons were drowned. Cold weather reported in Virginia, Tennessee and other Southern states, in juring fruits and crops. A Lordsbury, N. MA dispatch says that several more whites are reported murdered by the Apaches. The geographical society of Frankfort, Germany .recently advocated the resump tion ot tne iroiar expedition. The estimated cost of the grand ball given by Mrs. vanderbilt at JNew xor& recently, aggregates $250,000. , The bodies of two colored men were found at Rocky Fork, Mo., recently, sup posed to have been murdered? .- The annual - meeting of the society of the Army of the Potomac will meet in Washington May 16th and 17th. ....... ... . f- During the recent terrific gale off Yar mouth, England, six fishing smacks went down and founteen sailors were lost. A fire that occurred in Cape street. Montreal, on April 1st, destroyed several buildings. Loss, $60,000 to $80,000. - Perry H. Smith the well-known Chi- cago millionaire, was placed in the insane asylum at Madison, Wis., on the 31st nit. Ine craters of Mount Hitna are again active. liumDiings ot tne volcano are frequent, and signs of earthquake are ap parent. " j A large number; of French Canadians have left their eastern homes to work on the Canadian Pacific railroad in Biitish Columbia. Forty armed men entered Lexington, (fa , recently, to lynch Jones, the wife- murderer, but left, as the jail was heav- iiy guarded. r The acting secretary of the treasury has appointed Captain T. N. Burrill, of Ne York, chief of the bureau of engrav ing and printing. Secretary Unandler will accompany the President on his trip to Florida next week, and will make an inspection of the fensacoia navy yard. Inquiry at Staunton, Virginia, into the fatal poisoning of six lunatics in the asy lum, has not developed who put the poi bop into the medicine. ... ... i , - A Heavy snow storm in JNew xork on the 31st nit. At the same time Philadel phia was visited by a sleet storm, break ing down many wires. It is rumored that President Arthur intends appointing, a southern man to succeed the late Postmaster-General Howe in that department. Mrs. Meaker, ot YYiudsor. v t., con victed of killing her daughter some time ago, was hanged Marcn outu. one per sisted in her innocence to the last, In a railroad collision on the Vandalia road, near Brazil J Ind. , on the 21st nit., Wm. btewart, nreman, was killed, and Wm. Brannon, engineer, fatally hurt. Gen. W. Conkling, who shot and killed Wilbur H. Haverstick recently at New York, and who was acquitted of the crime byPo, ice Justice omith, will be re-arrested British Columbia is considerably ex cited over the wholesale importation of Chinese in that province, and a move nient is on loot to get a jaw passed pro hibiting further importations. Mary Ann Dooley, of Chicago, was ar rested in New York on March 30th, on the charge of poisoning her mother, the latter Having died about a montn ago under suspicious: circumstances. The outbreak of the inhabitants of Cordova and neighboring town of Rou- melia, who rebelled against the im porta tion of foreign woolen thread, have been suppressed. Auere were jk arrests. A Cincinnati dispatch of March 30th says: A land slide near H Mason, on the Cincinnati & Southern railroad, threw the north bound passenger traiu from the track. Sixty persons are reported in- jared, but none killed. The ' acting secretary of the treasury nas .appointed a commissioner to ex amine the books; money and accounts of the treasurer 01 tne united mates, pre- paratory to the transfer of that omce to the recently appointed A. M. Wyraan, treasurer. A number of insmance companies of .New York, through their attorneys, filed a petition in the court of claims against the United States for the recov ery of upwards of $50,000, the amount of their claim against the Geneva award, with interest. j The mercantile agency of R. G. Dun & Co., in thei quarterly report, show the number of failures for three months, ending March BOth, to be 2806, against 2127 in the same penou . last . year. Liabilities are. proportionately increased. In Canada the figures show failures of UiH : JitSK IUB1 KI ' SMUOII - AU IU7 UlOb quarter in 1882 Liabilities, $5,000,000, against $2,000,000 in 18S2. A seizure has been ordered of the Dub lin United Irishmen. Minister Lowell has refused to inter cede inberialf of Michael Boyton.- The university of Toronto has organ ized a rowing club to compete in Ameii can college matches. ' : Although Kansas for eleven years bad a capital pumsbment law, nobody nas been hanged except by lynchers. The stockholders of the Philadelphia exposition company have resolved to wind up the affairs of the company. The Malazassy envoys atBoston devoted March! 29th to visiting and receiving merchants and shipmasters engaged in the Madagascar trade. -Wi? Twenty-one of the 26 persons arrested at Ballinrbbe for complicity in the mur der of Ferrick, in June, 1880, have been released from Dublin castle.. At a meeting of the board of the San Francisco supervisors recently, a resolu tion was adopted providing for the issu ance of bonds to the amount of $500,000, at five per cent interest. Four frame Jhouses in Alleghany City were destroyed by fire on the 29th. Two twin bovs, aged fifteen months, children of David Faulkner, who lived in two of the rooms, were cremated. t Dispatches from Tucson of March 28th sav that the Apaches, Creeks and other Indian tribes of Arizona and Indian ter ritories are on the warpath, killing more than fifty whites within the past few The following body snatchers have been sentenced at Philadelphia recently: Robert Chew to two years imprison ment; Levy Chew to 18 months; Mc Namee, eight months; Phillett, four months. A Washington dispatch of March 28th says: JSX-.Fresident .Diaz ot Mexico was presented to the president to-day by Sec retary Hope. He was accompanied by several of his party, Minister Romero and General Foster. The Ohio wool growers, assembled in convention recently, passed resolutions condemning the action of congress in lowering the duty on wool, and resolved to support hone but men in favor of high. tarin for omce hereafter. i ...... . At Camden, S. C, on the morning of March 31st, Oliver Bristow, colored, was hanged as an accomplice of Joe Wilson, also colored, iu the murder of M. F. Donell last November. Bristow per sisted in his innocence till the last. . ' N. L. Dukes, of TJniontown, Pa., re cently acquitted of the murder of Capt. Nutt in that place, received a notice on the 27th nit., to leave town within 28 hours; but Dukes refuses to comply with The request and the citizens are greatly excited. 1 Colonel James L. Corley, agent for several 'insurance companies, cut his throat at a hotel in Hampton, Va., March 29th. He was. a graduate of West Point and had a commission in the army be fore the war, and was General Lee's quartermaster general of the army of northern Virginia. A Yreka dispatch of Marcb 29th says: Mrs. Luddy, an elderly lady, was found in a ditch about five miles north of Cal- l&hans. She was missing since Sunday night. The ditch was only three feet deep. ! She had been having much trouble with her neighbors about water. The coroner's . jury found that she was strangled by parties unknown. News from Richmond, Now Mexico, of March 27th, says the Indians attacked the camp of Palmer and Emerick, about ten miles east of York's ranch, at 3 o'clock yesterday. Jack Haynes and a stranger were killeu. The other men in, the camp escaped to York's ranch. - The military line between this point, Fort Bayard and Jbort Cumminga, is abandoned, it is reported that a band of Indians are se creted in the mountains north of York's ranch. : .-': Late dispatches from Ireland give ac counts of the suflermga of people in the distressed uisincis continue. -jurs - , i i. j t nr Power Lalor, who is feeding 5000 chil dren, draws a fearful picture of the little ones dying in their mothers' arms, and fainting from want of food at school. Collections in aid of the sufferers are now being made in Catholic churches, and in several localities. No help is being received from Englishmen. An extreme ly bitter feeling prevails among -them on account of the recent explosion, and in some towns Irishmen are menaced with dismissal from employment and even worse. ' A Tucson dispatch of March 27th says: The Indian situation grows worse, bil ver advices say that a party that arrived there from San Carlos reports that the young bucks in the San Carlos reserva tion were very restless last week and showed every evidence of an early out break. They talk of victory and said that a big chief in Mexico said that he would soon be at oan uarios. A courier states that Indians have been constantly passing through the reservation and Juh's band in Sonora, carrying conimunica; tion and information The band raiding southeastern ; Arizona is drawing near the reservation and increasing in num bers daily. As far as heard from 21 peo ple have been murdered in .seven days. Advices from SOnora place the depreda ting band at 150, who are being driven to the Arizona border by Mexican troops. A Pittsburg dispatch of April 1st says: This afternoon, while two boats were making: up tows of coal for shipment south, j7 barges belonging to Joseph Waltonj & Co., containing 45,000 bushels of coal ' broke from their moorings at the pier at Smith field bridge, and were swept down the river. On- the way down the runaway fleet first encountered the steamer Abe Hayes, with a tow of six barges,! containing 72,000 bushels. The Hayes was sunk and the barges cut loose. The steamer Dick Fulton was next struck,! and a to,w of seven boats holding lTo.uw bushels of coal sunk. The Ful ton was damaged, but managed to get to shore without -sinking. Another boat, with 25.000 bushels, collided with the steamer St. Lawrence, and was sunk. Two more boat?, with 48.000 bushels. I sunk at Manchester. A number of tow- 1 boats were started in pursuit of the run- away 8, bat at last accounts the portion of the fleet which escaped sinking was j pretty well down the Ohio river. Lent in Jfew York. "As a European society lady to me institution," said a at 'the Lotus Club reception on Monday, "Lent has been thoroughly naturalized in America. It has taken the first step toward it; that is, you know " "Declared its " intentions?" I sug gested.'.'; ::A v j; ." "Yes, that's it, declared its intentions, but it stilf lis an Englishman, and per haps it is greatly to its credit. The in fluence of Lent here is over-estimated. The number of those who obey it through devoutness is not one-twentieth as large as the number of those who obey some of the requirements for other reasons. Some rest from frivolity because they, are tired ; some to saye money ; some tx cause they have formed out their time otherwise ; a few because their church commands it, and the multitude affect merely because their fashionable neighbors do, and it is considered 'the thing." "How about fasting?" "Well, there is no mortification of the flesh among the' Protestants, but high church people and ultra fashionables eat smaller steak and more black Jaass. The fish markets thrive. It is getting to be 'the thing now for people of a religious turn of mind to abstain from some pet pleasure during this season instead of changing their food. I know a man and his two sons who are great smokers, and who do not touch a cigar during the whole of Lent. I know a young fellow, a clerk in a bank, who goes to see his girl only every other Sunday night dur ing the season of penance. And I know a young Bchool girl bless her dear heart! who abstains from chewing-gum because she likes it so much. You may, laugh, if you feel like it, but it has a pathetic side. I know a good, ! tender hearted old lady, who always eats a little less than she needs every meal in Lent, because she wants to deny herself some thing, yet she always did, in every seas on, eat as if it was a disagreeable duty. Her little granddaughter saw that she hadn't hit on her favorite enjoyment and said to her, 'Grandma, if you want to do something that is real hard, why don't you stay away from funerals?' You see the old lady a chief amusement in life is in going to funerals, just as you go to the aters. She watches the obituary column of the Tribune to see what's going on each day, and she selects the church that oners the best program and starts off to sit in one of the front pews. Her son told me that she attended more than 100 .funerals in a year, and the little girl's suggestion struck me as being quite to the point. I dropped into Pmard s. Tney are, as it were, artists of the appetite; marine artists, one might say decorators of the alimentary canal. "Why, no, said Pinard the younger, "Lent is not spe cially a social obstruction. We have nine parties, for instance, to-morrow gather ings of all sorts, including Hart's ball of 500 over in Brooklyn : and I don t think five persons out of a hundred will send regrets or stay away on account of Lent. Wo don t see a great deal Qf. difference between January and February in the displays and dinners of society people. For instance, here is Miss Carolina King Duer s birthday dinner to-night. The table is set in that back room.'.' I glanced into the back parlor. The table was almost round, 15 feet long and 12 feet wide, with a vast expanse in the middle, filled in with a magnificent oval bank of ferns and flowers . a foot high,! and covering the whole area with greetings spelled in blossoms. .Twenty plates were laid around it, and before each gentleman's plate, was a silken card bearing his name, wreathed with graceful embroidery of flowers; and Je"f ore each lady's plate was a beautiful hand-bag of white-satin, bearing upon it s side an ex quisite painting of some tender or pic turesque or comical scene in life, not "store work,"but every piece painted by the young hostess herself. If Tiffany had : furnished them they would have cost from ten to twelve dollars apiece, so elaborate and artistic were they. The menus were not yet on the table-proba-bly they were not as expensive as those at A8tor's dinner three years ago, where they were of silver and cost fifty dollars apiece. . A Curious Complication. "You won't give me away!" she ex claimed earnestly, as the Question An swered man handed her to a chair and assumed his meet sympathetic aspect. '!( mamma knew I came to you .there would be no end of fuss! But what could I do? I want advice, and I knew you would give it to me." "What m it all about?" inquired the Question man, kindly. "I am in ever so much trouble, and I want to do what's right," she sighed. "I wish I could see my way clear." "Sunday school teacher? asked the Questions man, eyeing her keenly! "Yes," she replied. "I am a Sunday school teacher, and there are two young men in love with me. One is so good that he makes me cry to look at him, but the other is worldly. He smokes and plays billiards and all 'that sort of wick edness, but he takes me out and gives me oysters and cream while the other one is home learning liible verses. Every time I go with him I feel so wicked, and when the good one comes around to go over the lesson with me, I feel that I am not worthy of him. Oh, what shall I do?" "Don't the good one ever set up any thing ?" asked the Questions man, scratch ing his chin. "Oh, no I He says that oyster houses and ice-cream saloons ' are snares and abomination?." "He's right about that !" murmured the Questions man.1 ?'And he says that I should not inflame my soul th stews or cool it off with ice-cream. . -"Which of them has the most money?" queried the Questions man. "Oh, the good young man has the most money," she replied. "But he never takes me to the theatre or the opera. We go to church together and he talks so beautifully of the 'sweet by and by.' Yon ought to hear him!" "What croea the other fellow talk about?" "Oh, he always talks about rackets, and wants to know where I would like to go next. But I must give one of them up, and I want you to advise me which I shall keep." "It's a pretty plain case, I think,'' commenced the Questions man. "You should hang on to the bad man who sets 'em up." ... h "Think so?" she exclaimed, blushing with delight. "Do you really think I would be happier with him?" "Stick to him until you marry the good one. That's obviously your dnty as a Christian. A girl never gets so sick of anything as of a pious lover who never Bets anothing up. You cling to the bad one who buys cream and oysters and maybe you'll convert him. If you don't, you've got the other fast for the marry when you get settled down." - "That's what ma said," faltered the beauty, modestly casting down her eyes. "And il you agree with her 5 don't see what else there is for me to do." "Strikes me that's curiojs advice," re marked the law reporter, as the girl went out." 'Don't you bother, young man ," ob served the Questions man, with severity. "That pretty little Sunday school teacher isn't going to marry either of them. She just wanted my advice to hold over that pious chop, and you mark my words, she'll work both of those fel lows for all the candy, cream, oysters, matinees, operas and things of that kind there are iu the city of Brooklyn from now to the time they all go out of sea son. , 1 "And do you call that Christian ad- vice?" demanded the law reporter. "Don't mind, sonny.i Shell go around and tell what a nice lot of fellows we are here and it will increase the influence of this paper among the churches more than any reporting you can do from now till that girl gets married, and don't ycu for get?" , And then the Questions man went back to his work, while! the law reporter looked at him with the 'awe that worldly wisdom always inspires in the minds of the innocent. Brooklyn Eagle. Harvard and Vale. As a gentleman is known by his speech and bearing, the Harvard statement of the case doubtless is its own good war rant. "I know a man who had twins so much alike that the only way to tell them apart was to send one to Harvard and one to Yale. Then one came back a gentleman and one a Connecticut rough." For native and ingenious modesty this has its parallel in the historic description by. the Kentuckian of the guests-at a Cin cinnati dinner party, iwhioh he had at tended: "There were! present, sir, one Kentucky gentleman, whom yon know, sir; one Huguenot from the old South state; a Virginian Poindexter stock; one Wolverine, two (Buckeyes, and a Qanker son-of-a-peddler from Massachu- BCbliSi. . Harvard, at least in former years, has produced more writing men than her practical and sturdy ival. It was the custom of the elder sort to carry their literary wares to the market town adja cent. The new generation, however, with the keen instinct of youth, perceives that a broader life, a eurer market, a more various intellectual growth, are to be gained in the national metropolis, Harvard men are thronging in the ranks of the learned professions here, and only the briefest residence is needed to make them typical i. e., cosmopolitan J New Yoikers. The staff of the new comic journal, Life, is composed almost wholly of bright young Harvard wits, -who have found Boston a good training school, but have discovered that New York hence forth is the ground for successful liter ary careers. An Actress Transformed ble Statue. Into a Mar- It may interest you to real about the wonderful new costume which Mary Anderson brought out a few. nights ago as "Galatea." Talk of high art in stage dressing, nothing that; way could exceed the article in question; It was designed by Frank Millet, and we are, I suppose, to expect something reniarkable when a man turns costumer. Miss Anderson and others who have appeared as a statue turned to life have managed to be at least white like marble, but never before has cloth been made to look so stony. Mr. Millet gets all the praise, and that is not right, for every woman knows that it is far easier to design the costume which turns Mary "into statuary than to realize it in cloth. An exquisite Greek tunic falls over her tall, slender figure in a perfection of graceful drapery, and a kind of heaviness suggestive of marble. This curious effect ; is produced by weighting the fabric with ' metal at various points, by shirring and stay ing- in at just the right points, and by fastening : certain portions to her body with concealed bands. Not only was she a statue when she posed as marble on the pedestal, but when moving ; aoout tne stage every attitude was per- i fectly statuesque. The tjostume seemed capable of being thrown out of artistic and beautiful lines. Her face, neck, and arms were whitened; her wig was quite like cut stone, and her feet were in stockings that fitted each separate toe. If she wore anything at all under this drap ery it was not enough to conceal any movement of her limbs. . VrxEQAB fob the Sick Room. There is a French legend that during the plague in Marseilles a band of robbers plundered the dead and dying without injury to themselves..: They were im prisoned, tried and condemned to die, but were pardoned on condition of dis closing the secret whereby they could ransack houses infected with the terrible scourge. They gave the following recipe. which makes a delicious and refreshing wash for the sick room: Take of rose mary, wormwood, lavender, rue, sage and mint, a large handful of each. Place in a stone jar and then turn over it one gallonof strong, clear vinegar; cover closely and keep near the fire for four days, then strain and add one ounce of powdered camphor gum. Bottle and keep tightly corked. It is very aro matic, cooling and refreshing to the sick room, and of great value to nurses, A Western young man of 18 eloped with a married woman of three-score. His was a minor fault.but she acted like sixty. . A New Enoch. . "What're you doing here?" demanded a policeman of a-chap whom he - had caught peering in at the window of a Fnrman street house last night. "Nothing" replied the man, jamming his hands in his pockets and gazing up at the sfey. "Didn't I hear a 'woman yell in that house a few minutes ago?" continued the policeman. . "Shouldn't wonder," returned the man, carelessly. "In fact, I know you did, for I heard her myself."' - "What's going on in there?" queried the policeman, peeping-in. "I guess he's licking my wife," sug gested the stranger. ' ; "Do you live here?" asked the police man, in some astonishment. "I used to, but I kinder fell out o the habit lately," was the indifferent re sponse. "What kind of a man are you, to stand out here and let another man lick your wife?" demanded the policeman. ."I think ho can do it better than I can," growled the stranger. "I never had any luck at that kind of a job and if there's any one who can make a success of it I'm not going to interfere with his fun, now you bet!" "Who is the man? Do you know i him?" ' - "Never saw him before," replied the stranger. "I guess he and she thinks ; he's her husband." i ' "And it's your wife?" ;! "Sure! Only I've been away a long time shipwrecked, you know and I ; just got home. I saw 'em at it, and I thought I wouldn't interfere." " "Do you want me to arrest him?" in quired the policeman, contemplating the returned husband with amazement. "Just as you like," returned the other; utsu V J VU U1VU 14 VU lJ '"'Hv Ul the matter." ; "But don't you propose to do any thing about it?" - "Well, now, you just bet! Just as soon as that man winds off, that job he's going to be dry, and if I've got a quarter anywhere he' going to get a drink, and don't you interfere; now, you hear me?" And the policeman strolled off down the silent street, while Enoch, bending low his chin upon the window that con tained Annie, absorbed the scene, then turned him round as Philip came the while a little ahead of a flat iron and took him by the arm. And so they went, and Annie, left alone, wot wot that Enoch had been so near, and had him shekels in his pocket wherewith to assauge the grief Of Philip.- Brooklyn Eagle. "More Sinned Against than Sinnin sr." 1 rom the xiome Daily iiulletm we have the following sad and pitiful ac count of a recent attempt at suicide in that place: Wednesday nigbtona of the women known as the "Red Light Girls" was ar rested for being drunk and disorderly and lodged in one of the cells in the city hall building. It, fortunately for the girl's life, happened that Policeman" Brown at half-past ten that night passed around the cells, and in looking into them discovered a woman hanging, ap parently dead. The key was promptly procured and the woman cut down, and her body fell to the floor, to all appear ances lifeless. It seems she, after sober ing up a little,' discovered her condition and where she was.and concluded to end her miserable life by suicide. She took one of her stockings, a very fine one, and a pink silk garter, and with these made a strong cord, and after fastening one end to the ceiling of the cell, and the other formed into a noose around her neck, all was ready to start on a long journey. She then threw her weight on the cord, and was in a fair way to take her own life. She certainly would have been dead before Policeman Brown discovered her if she had not had the weight all on the back of her neck. and as it was she escaped a suicide's fate by the narrowest chance. A few years ago some ; foul wretch, called man, possibly under the pretension of marriage.seduced this then but an innocent girl from virtue's sacred walks, and, demon that he was, and hell- deservingas he is, abandoned her, and she, homeless, friendless, shameless and alone, sells her soul to keep her body alive, and at last remorse and a quick ened conscience prompts her to hasten the end. In pity let us draw the curtain over her sin "more sinned against than sipning." More than 4000 floral crowns were heaped around Gambetta's coffin in the Palais Bourbon, and a writer in - Figaro estimates their value at $100,000. Paris and its environs produced them all, natural as well as artificial. It is reck oned that the daily sale of natural flowers in Paris realizes about $2U,OUO. The flowers most in fash ion at present are the gardenia, which sells at five francs each flower; the lily of the valley, worth ten francs the pot; the queen rose and the purple rose, the Spanish carnation and Yiolet. Of the latter a large number come from Nice: but they have not the perfume of those grown around Paris. The camelia.at one time so much prired, is now quite or.t of fashion. The Seneca Indians in western New York are on a legal war-path They can not rart with their reservation lands without the consent of the general gov ernment. About 80 years ago a strip of the Cattaraugus reservation was sold to the Ogden land company: and the In dians now hold that the consent of the government was not obtained. Several farmers have received notices to vacate their possessions, ;but Jndge Albert Haight dismissed the first that came before him, and the prospect of serious difficulty is not alarming. A freight train of eighteen cars de parted from Bloomington, His., on the 8th of March, for Dakota, and severa cars will be picked uj between Bloom ington and Pontiac. The cars are laden with household goods, farm implements stock, etc., and were accompanied by twenty-hve of a party of eighty who wil ail reacn .uasota wis week and locate As many more will follow in a few days The whole party of emigrants will con sist of ltu persons, including many lead ing iarmers ana ousiness men. unicago i Times. SHORT BITS. The close-fitting street garment worn by youthfnl damsels is called .the "um brella case." , Miss Catherine Wolfe, of California, good looking, and worth $16,000,000 m her own right, is said to receive an offer of marriage every week. What lots of ... fun she must have. An Irishman once received a doctor's bill. He looked it carefully over, and said he had no objection to paying for the medicines, bnt the visits he y ouid re turn.- A new book is called "Unspotted from the World." It evidently refers to Cap tain Howgate. - He's "nnepotted" as far, as the poliSe are concerned. Norristowa Herald, ' . . ) Statistics show that the largest number ofmarriages are by persons under twen ty-three years of aga. Does this prove that as people grow older they become wiser? Chron.-Herald. ------- - -- J .r ; ; '- A man always looks through his pock ets four times before handing his coat to his wife to have a button sewed on, and even then he is filled with a nameless fear until the job is completed. A New York druggist is going to open twenty-four soda fountains in London this summer. It will be fun to see the Englishmen sit down to wait for the foam to settle. Detroit Free Press. Whenever you see a man coming out of a country drugstore, wiping his mouth with the back of his hand, you may know that the town is suffering under a com bined attack of malaria and license law. A Philadelphia baker is having a new " oven built, which he thinks will beat the world. It is modelled alter a .modern hotel, only the central flew haa no eleva tor in it. Phil. News. v The clergy do not object to the theatre so much on general grounds as upon the special ground that the comparison of the attractions of pulpit and stage is not al-: v together flattering to the former. I A "college graduate" writes to inquire . if we understand "the generic impor tance of the term 'fragment?' " We do. We look upon th eword as the biography , of the first man that ever attempted to trim the tail of a Georgia mule. ; The scorn which is really kindly and appreciative, tells much more effectively than the scorn which is purely con temptuous. Who you can afford frankly to praise as you praise a child there ' is no danger of returning to adore. The Milwaukee hotel clerk feay s he was ; too busy with his office duties to alarm the guests in time for .them to escape from the flames. He was probably mak ing out their bills so that they could be presented to . relatives who claimed the bodies. f. Impudent little boy (to a very fat old gentleman, who is trying to get along as fast as he can, but with very indifferent success) : "I say, old fellow, you would get on a jolly sight quicker if you would lie down on the pavement and let me roll yon along." - . Professor Julien asserts that the brown stone houses of New York will entirely crumble away in less than one thousand ; years, so ruinous is out atmosphere. That settles it. We shall not bnild a brownstone house. It wouldn't be econ omy. Nor. Herald. ' Knickerbockers all through: "Qh, yes," exclaimed Mrs. Suddenricb.es, "our aunt's sisters were Knickerbockers all through, and theyused to give balls and parties in the old cologne days which for swelldom" and style beat the Dutch!" New York Jtlail and Express. , Fifteen genuine Sioux Indians who are seeing Gotham amuse the people at a hotel by eating with their hands and dressing outlandishly. As they wear silk hats they think they are civilized. This is a very common mistake among other people besides Indians. Lowell Citizen. A young gilded (or as they Dy now, nickel-plated) youth of New York, or- -dered a pair of pantaloons of his tailor, and returned them , as too tight. "You told me to make them skin-tight," said the man. "Yes," said the youth, "I can sit down in my skin, but I can't in hese." ;-'":;:,;.".;.- A judge having fallen asleep durinff a trial,lawyer X. suddenly ceased pleading and exclaimed: "I will wit until his honor wakes before finishing." "But," answered the opnesing counsel, "per haps his honor will wait until you have finished before waking.' From the French. A little boy was out with his bi? brother shooting. They came to & church yard. There, in a tree, an owl was sit ting. . The boy with a gun shot it, to the horror of his little brother, who ex claimed: "Oh, Tommy! what have you been and done? You have been and ehot a cherrybum?" . J1 don't want no rubbish, no fine sen timents, if you please," said the widow who was asked what kind of an epitaph she desired for her late husband's tomb stone. "Let it he short and simnle something like this: "William Johnson, aged 75 years. The good die yoan?." Brooklyn Eagle. . Rev. Mr. Talmage says the eye winks thirty thousand times a day. - When the owner of the eye enters a drug store, the clerk behind the soda-water fountain can pick the right wink out of a hundred the first time. Mr. Talma ere fails to ex plain this wonderful mind-reading pow er on we part oi the clerk. Norm town Herald. , . v.,-.. Mr. de C. is in visit with a painter: be looks at a portrait. "What beautiful painting! That is hot of tone in devil; bravo!. That is living; that i3 superb! But for what have you chose a model at figure idiot?" "Take guard, mister, that is my sisterl" "Ah, Sapristil Thousand pardons that is true; at the resem blance, I should have ought me in to poubt." - Madame B. called upon the instructor at the boarding sciool where her boy is being educated anl expressed her aston ishment that the pupil was .fifteenth on the list.when only ten scholars had corn peted. "I beg jour pardon, madam," said the instructor, "this is how the error happened. As your boy is always last we put him down the fifteenth, for getting that there were five pupils ill t: absent."