SEVEN EPIGRAtoSt ' . FBOM TH FBKNCH OF MHS BATASS1. There is no heroine without a hero; Take him away, her courage drops to zero. What wondrous inconsistencies A woman's acts I disclose; She bites the hand jthat .would caress, And kisses gives for blows. , Love that from pity is n-t exempt, After marriage oft turns to contempt. There are many widows who've foun I Their first experiment cursed; So married a second husband To revenge themselves on the first. - Pwearied of life in society; In wedlock I sought for distraction; I found, I confess it, satiety, ' But somehow found not satisfaction. When a wife has a secret to tell, sure as fate " It is that her husband possesses her hate. The effect of their marriage i3 queer With some men quite tnrniug the head Making all women lovely appear, Excepting the one they have wed. DR. LITE'S DILftflJlA. " Dr. Lane, of Xiruton street, was one day requested to call at a mansion in one of the neighboring squares which had' been let for the season to a Mr. Overton, a wealthy Liverpool merchant. This gentleman, who was a widower with an only daughter, explained to the doc tor then that, having had occasion to speak sharply to the young lady, she had barricaded herself in her room, and he had seen nothing of her for two days. Iler conduct caused him soma little un easiness, as he was haunted with the idea that she might be ill, and he had therefore sent for a doctor in order to as certain whether there was anything the matter with her. He was careful to add that he had not the slightest desire for a reconciliation, unless his daughter chose to apologize for certain ebullitions of temper which she had exhibited. Dr. Lane was rather amused by this recital, which revealed that a trial of temper and obstinacy was in progress between father and daughter, in which the latter seemed likely to come off vic torious. He paid a visit to the rebel in her stronghold, and was by no means favorably impressed by her. She seemed a very common-place young lady, with awkward manners and afflicted with pain ful shyness. She answered his ques tions as briefly as possible, in a decidedly Bulky tone, and showed so plainly that she regarded his visit as an intrusion that he bowed himself out with as little delay as possible. "You need not be alarmed about your daughter," he said, when he rejoined Mr. Overton down stairs; "there appears to bo nothing the matter with her." "All. temper, I suppose, then!" said her father, evidently relieved in his mind. v "Not much else, as far as I can judge," said the doctor, feeling a little spiteful toward the young lady. "There are symptoms of nervous excitement, but she will no doubt be all right in a day or two." "She can take her own time and keep to her room as long as she likes, for all I care," said Mr. Overton, with the air of a Brutus. Dr. Lane did not feel called upon to reply to this observation, and at once took his departure. Being a busy man not given to think much of other peo pie's affairs, he soon dismissed the Over tons from his mind, and neither saw nor heard anything more of them for some time. But toward the close of the sea son he happened to have looked in for an hour at a crowded reception, when his attention was directed by a lady with whom he was talking to a remarkably pretty girl, who had just entered. 4I she not charming?" said his com panion. "She is a Miss Overton. Her father is a millionaire, they say, and she, being his only child, will therefore be enormously rich." When the doctor heard the name, he , naturally looked at the young lady with interest, the more especially as her ap pearance was rather striking. He easily recognized her as her father's child irom tbe likeness, but after a brief scrutiny he said to his neighbor: "She has a sister, surely?" o . VI believe not; in fact I may say I am certain," was the reply. "What makes you think bo?" The doctor returned a cautious answer and gazed at Miss Overton with increased attention, striving in vain to identify her with his dim recollection of the sulky young lady who had given him so cool a reception. He was in the habit of seeing so many different faces day after day that there was nothing singular in his failing to recognize a new patient; yet there were certain unmistakable signs of character in Miss Overton's features a resolute chin, a firm mouth, and a defiant expression in the large dark eyes which he could not understand having overlooked at their first meeting. Later in the evening tbe young lady who ap peared to recognize him as little as he did her, happened to take a seat quite near to him, and he could not resist go ing up to her. - "You do not recollect me, Miss Over ton," he said, making his best bow. "I "am afraid not," replied she, look ing up at him without- the least em barrassment. Her voice and manner seemed -entirely unfamiliar, and for a moment thegdoctor felt a little disconcerted. " fear I must have' mistaken you for your sister," hazarded he. j"I have no sister," she answered, rais ing her pretty eyebrows. "My name is Dr. Lane," he said, get ting desperate. Whereupon Miss Overton gave a palpable start, while a crimson flush suf fused her face and neck. She cast a frighted glance at him, and seemed speechless with confusion. To her evi dent relief her partner for the next dance came up at that moment, and with a slight bow to the doctor she rose at once from her seat and disappeared in the . crowd. v . Dr. Lane felt a little'offended at this treatment, but the young lady's behavior set his mind at rest concerning her identity. She evidently remembered him the instant he mentioned his name, and her agitation was no doubt due to the sudden recollection of the circum stances attending their last interview. Having satisfied his curiosity, the doctor became conscious thaiit was getting late, and went home to bed, but he could not help marveling at his . own dullness at not having recognized so pretty a pa . tient. ' A day or two afterward he was consid- erably surprised at receiving a visit from Miss Overton, who called at his home oae morning while he was at breakfast. She looked pale and agitated and re turned his greeting with visible em , barrassment. ' "I must apologize, Dr. Lane," she be gin, nervously, k "for my rudeness t ) you at Lady Swansdowne's the other nirbt. The truth is that I really did not recognize you. and when you mentioned yoaf name I J " "No apology is needed, my dear young lady," interrupted the doctor good naturedly. "Pray don't distress your self on that account. I hope you did not think it necessary to call about such a trifling matter." "I certainly considered that I owed you an apology, Dr. ILane," returned Miss Overton, avoiding his gaze. "How ever, that is not the chief object of my visit. I called because I wish to ask your friendly assistance about very unpleas ant circumstance. "I am at your service, Miss Overton, said Dr. Lane, considerably surprised. "I am aware that our slight acquaint ance hardly justifies main asking a favor of vou. said the young lady numeaiy. "But it happens that you can do me a great service, and I am sure that you are too good-natured to refuse. Would you mind reading this, please? The young lady then handed him a letter written on a dirty crumpled piece of paper. Dr. Lane, more surprised than ever, took the document, and with some difficulty deciphered the crabbed and illiterate handwriting as follows: "The Red Cow," Ferry Walk, Liver pool. Respected Miss: I am sur nritifld von did not answer mv last. I am a desperit man owing to severe mis fortunes and illness and unless I receive (addressed as above) the twenty nonnd (20'i I mentioned in mv last I shall tell vour father everything. So vou should not make any mistake about what I know, I may remind yqu I am aware .you came to Liverpool on the 15th of April and stayed the night at Mrs. Banton's and the next morning you saw Mr. M. off on board the steamer uu known to your father. A pretty story to get about of a young lady, which you know is quite true. Yours respectfully, John Downs. To Miss Overton. "Bless mv soul!" ejaculated the doc tor: "what is the meaning of this? Who is the man who writes this letter?' "He is a butler my father discharged for drunkenness at least, 1 suppose that is the man. I know nobody else of the name. But. Dr. Lane, please ob serve, the dates he mentions," said Miss Overton eageily. "He says I went to Liverpool on the 15th of April, and was tbere on the morning of the 16th. Now you will remember that it was on the morning of the 16th of April that you paid me a visit in my room, "No doubt you are right," said the doctor, turning over the leaves of his diary. "Yes, here is the entry, Thurs day, the ICth of April, at 11 a. m. This fact alone, of course, proves the accusa tion to be groundless. It is evident the man was mistaken." "I ignored his first letter altogether, resumed Miss Overton, apparently, re lieved by Dr. Lane's ready testimony "However, as he has written again, 1 wish to take precautions to prevent him worrying papa. I would send the man the money directly, to secure papa from annoyance, onlv 1 Know that woula De a weak thing to do." "It would be fatal it is not to be thought of," said Dr. Lane, decidedly. "I know, but I must do something. said Miss Overton, with an air of des peration. "Papa has so much to worry him that I must save him this annoy ance at all hazards. I thought, perhaps, you would not mind writing to the man to sav vou saw me in London on the 16th and thus put an end to the whole matter." "I am afraid I must decline doing that," said Dr. Lane, after a pause "Not."he hastened to add, from any un willingness to oblige you, Miss Overton, but because this man mui not be let off so easily. This is an impudent attempt to extort monev. and my advice to you is to hand the letter to vour father and leave him to deal with the man." "Oh, that is out of the question! ex claimed Miss Overton, with sudden en ergy. "You don't know, Dr. Lane, how my father lets things worry him. Such an unpleasant matter would make him seriously ill." "Nonsense, my dear young lady. In fact," said the doctor, rising from his seat and speaking with decision, "unless ?rou promise me to hand your father the etter immediately, I shall feel it my duty to speak to him." Miss Overton looked disconcerted, and seemed to meditate making an attempt to dissuade him from his purpose. But apparently, upon second thoughts, she changed her intentions, for, after a mo ment's reflection, she said, father coldly: "You need not trouble to do that, Dr. Lane. I I feel your advice is right, and unwilling as I am to cause my father an noyance, I will hand the letter over to him. In that case you need not mention to him that I consulted you about the matter first." "Certainly not; but mind, you prom ise?" said Dr. Lane, playfully, as the young lady took leave of him. . The fact was that the doctor's chival rous feelings were thorougly aroused by the discovery that an unscrupulous scoundrel was seeking to impose upon and intimidate a young and innocent girl.' The intelligence filled him with honest indignation, the more especially as Miss Overton seemed disposed to yield to the man's demand. Her eager ness to. conceal the matter from her father evidently arose from mingled sensitiveness and reluctance to make a scene, coupled with filial solicitude. But Dr.Lane was strongly of the opinion that Mr. Overton oaght riot toi be kept in ignorance of the attempted extortion, and he resolved to take an early opportunity of calling upon him to ascertain if the young lady -had faithfully kept her prom lse. A week passed before he could find time to carry ut his intention, when one evening he received a pressing note from Mr, Overton, asking him as a par ticular favor to step around to his home immediately. He did so, and was con ducted by the footman across the hall to the library. Just as ho reached the library door a maid servant came out of the room looking so white and scared that she at once attracted his at ten tion. "Who are yon?" he cried almost invol untarily struck by a sudden recollection of her face. "I am Miss Overton's maid," she said in a low tone of voice, as she hurried past him. .... Dr. Lane started after her with puzzled expression, but before he had time ; to compose his thoughts he was ushered into tbe library, where he found Mr. Overton engaged in an animated and rather angry discussion with a grave, elderly gentleman, who was presently introducted to him as Mr. Brooks, a so licitor. . ?I don't say the servant girl is speak ing the truth," the lawyer was saying when he entered. "Her nervousness and agitation may be qnite natural. Bat it would never do to rely upon her evi dence." . "Well, here is Dr. Lane," said Mr. Overton, hastily performing the cere mony of introduction. "You will now hear what he says. You may recollect. Dr. Lane, when you called and saw my daughter a month or two back, I men- tioned to. you that we had a disagree "Perfectly," said the doctor. wondering what was coming. "It was about a foreign scamp of a singing master, whom she fancied her self in love with, and who has since turned out to be a married man with a family," said Mr. Overton, who was evidently laboring under strong excite ment. "He accepted a bribe to leave the country and go to America. I brought my daughter to town this season to get her out of the way till he had started, and the poor girl is now accused of having gone to Liverpool to see the ras cal off." "The question under discussion is," interposed the lawyer, whose cool matter-of-fact tone contrasted strangely with his client 8 excitement, "whether it would be expedient to prosecute a man named Downs for attempting to extort money from Miss Overton by threaten ing to disclose to her father the alleged fact that the young lady was at Liver pool on the day the singing-master sailed for America." "Certainly he shall be prosecuted and punished with the utmost rigor of the law !" cried Mr. Overton, starting from his seat and stiiding about the room. , "As I said before, my dear sir, said Mr, Brooks testily, "we must first con sider what evidence we have to disprove tbe man's story. It would be most un wise to prosecute him and create a scan dal unless we can show conclusively that there is no foundation for his allegations. You could get a conviction no doubt, but that is a very small matter, compared with your daughter's reputation. The maid servant's evidence would be worse than useless." "Well, Dr. Lane, vou can settle that point, at all events," said Mrs. Overton, anxiously. "You can swear to having seen my daughter in her own room up stairs, on the morning of the 16th of April !" Dr. Lane did not answer immediately, for it suddenly occurred to him that he was placed in a most awkward dilemma. A few moments ago he could have given an affirmative reply in perfect good faith, but the appearance, tone and manner of tht servant-maid whom he had met out side the door had so vividly recalled to his mind his first impression of Miss Overton that his suspicions were aroused. In fact, during the foregoing conversa tion, the conviction had gradually grown upon him that the lady's maid had per sonated her young mistress when he was called in, and when he recollected Miss Overton's embarrassment upon his ad dressing her at Lady Swansdowne's. and her conduct at their subsequent inter view, it was impossible for him to doubt that she was not guilty of the escapade of which she was accused. The good doctor was a very truthful, conscientious man, and his natural im pulse was to give expression to his real convictions. But he was generous and kind-hea rted almost to the point of weak ness, and shrank from causing pain to a devoted father and from exposing a young and impetuouss girl to the grave consequences of a thoughtless indiscre tion. - ., "I certainly saw Miss Overton in her room that day," he replied with hesita tion. "Are you certain of her identity?" suggested the lawyer suspiciously. "I renewed my acquaintance with the young lady a few nights ago at Lady Swansdowne's," he replied evasively, turning to Miss Overton. "To be sure. She told me she met you," exclaimed her father, looking tri- uphantly at the lawyer. "What do you say bow, Mr. Brooks? "Dr. Lane's evidence valuable conclusive, in lawrer, drylv. "At the would be most fact," said the same time. I would not advise a prosecution. I've seen the man and he is thoroughly frightened. Jtle will consent to signing a written statement that he was mistaken, and apologizing for what he has done. To avoid publicity and annoyance to your daughter, I' think you had better leave me to settle the matter on that basis, "I think Mr. Brooks is right, if he will excuse my saying so, interposed the doctor eagerly. "A public trial would be a most painful ordeal for the young lady , notwithstanding ber innocence." Dr. Lane glanced defiantly at the law yer as he uttered the last words, though he was conscious of a tell-tale flush upon his cheeks. Mr. Brooks gave him a quick look of intelligence and approba tion, while Mr. Overton, whose wrath was evidently mollified by thedoctor's convincing testimony, said innocently: "Very well. Perhaps you are' both right. I don't want to be hard on the man, and therefore, Mr. Brooks, 1 author ize you to settle the matter as you sug gest." . The industrial status of women at Bos ton is the subject of some notes by the Herald. Where once scarcely a woman was to be seen in the stores and shops, hundreds are now at work, aud their services are highly valued and some times well paid. One firm employs 360 woman against 5, 13 years ago, another hires 400 against 50, six years ago, and still another gives work to between 1200 and 1300. There is a bright side to the work and-live question for women there. Some employers are constantly trying to make them comfortable and contented, granting them privileges which were once thought to be inconsistent with "business principles." In a number of the largest houses lunch rooms are fur nished for them, and the proprietors giye them substantial aid in saving money and pay men and women eqnal wages for similar work. On the other hand, there are employers who leave their work-girls only the alternative of beggary or disgrace. There are girls in the city Btores, says the Herald, who live out of town and are expected to dress well, pay railroad fares, $3 a week for table-board, and a SI. 50 for room rent out of a $i salary. The arithmetic of this is puz zling; but it no mystery when it is known that many, employers encourage them to prostitution. One who has a store on Tremont street, for instance, offered an applicant for work a salary of $5 per week; and to the answer, "But that will only pay for my board and room," asked, "Haven't you some gen tleman friend who will pay for your clothes?" Another person reprimanded a saleswoman for repelling tbe insults of rich snobs on a tour of inspection, be cause it would "injure trade." There are other girls who make $2 a week and even less. What are they to do when they have no friends to depend upon? The question: "What . will be the cheapest food this winter for cows pro ducing milk?" was answered in the El mira, N. Y., Farmers Club recently by the recommendation of clover hay and sowed corn, although barley meal, shorts, corn meal, bran, etc., were com mended. ' A little' Augusta three-year-old girl rebuked her mother for alluding to a blaek cat. She said it was a "colored cat." Kleptomaniacs. The Cincinnati Enquirer in a recent issue says:. The rain yesterday kept the "fiys" about the office most of the time, and they amused themselves and an Enquirer reporter telling stories and reminiscences. Little Charley Wappen stein, as usual, was bragging about his wonderful marksmanship, but when Steve Mead offered to stand ap and let him shoot an apple from his head, Wappy wilted. The talk turned on kleptomaniacs, and Wappenstein re lated the history of a well-to-do married lady, living at present not a hundred miles from headquarters, who, a few years ago, became possessed ox a mania for shop-lifting, and was arrested many times, butalways released, as her bus band came to the front and settled for the things taken. It wouldn't be fair to give tbe woman's name, now that she has been cured of the mania. But for conveni ence let us call her Mrs. C. The first time Mrs. C was apprehended was in a prominent Fourth street store,where she didn't happen to know, and in spite of her protestations an officer took her to the Central Police Station and she was searched, registered and locked up in the fly cell. She was a large, fine-looking woman of about 43, with iron gray hair that gave her a very aristocratic look, Still there was something about her that would lead some to take her for a pro fessional shop-lifter. Entering the Fourth street store she asked to' be showh some ostrich feathers. The young lady clerk set a large box of valuable plumes on the counter and in a few minutes noucea ivirs. u. conceal one under her cloak. Another plume disap peared in a similar manner, Mrs. C. re marking that she guessed she would make no purchase then, started to leave. The clerk called the attention of one of the proprietors, who confronted the lady and caught her by the arm, saying,' 'You have stolen . some feathers." The lady became very, ; indignant, .asserting who she was and declaring that the shop keeper was mistaken. The proprietor, to be sure, called upon tbe clerk ami asked if she was sure the lady had taken the feathers and the reply was in the affirmative. At the same time the clerk ran her hand up under Mrs. C.'s cloak and pulled out the missing articles. At this discovery the lady appeared greatly astonished,, and accused the clerk of placing the plumes on her person. A policeman was called in, and Mrs. C went to the police station. It happened that a gentleman well acquainted with the C. family saw the arresting party passing the corner of Seventh and Plum streets, and accompanied them to - the station, offering to go bail for the lady, but the lieutenant in charge said bail could not be accepted until the doo r keeper appeared aad preferred a charge. HPlo rtan f 1 iv a n than infMnna.1 TVTia t! JkUW gVUblULUdU vuou tuivi lUvU lli.il Vf who was so overwhelmed with astonish ment that he actually fainted, and when he came to he was completely out of his mind. It was some time before he fully recovered himself, but he could not be made to believe that his wife was locked up for theft. What would she steal for? She had everything she wanted, and cer tainly she must have become suddenly demented. Calling his carriage Mr. C, proceeded to the etation-house, where he found the Fourth street merchant, and, after a private talk, the lady was re leased, and her name erased from the slate. To her husband she reiterated that she had not taken the feathers, but that the clerk had slipped them under her oloak: The affair blew over for the time being, but in scarcely a month Mis. C. was again detected while leaving another Fourth street store with a large bolt of silk under her cloak. She was known by the - proprietor, who detained her until her husband could be summoned. The same scene was rehearsed, the lady de daring a clerk had given her the silk. It then dawned upon the mind of Mr. C. and his friends that bis wite was a kleptomaniac, and for several weeks she was closely watched and never permitted to leave her house unaccompanied by a relative or servant. But it was impossi ble for her to keep from stealing, and in a short time she was again apprehended.. She managed to conceal some goods in her clothing while in a store accompained by her sister-in-law, and the discovery was not made until they arrived home and she showed, the articles herself. On several other occasions did she do the same thing, until finally her husband tpok her away from the city and remain ed a -loner time and she came home cured." As Wappy had hmshed, attention was called to a middle-aged man carrying a gold-headed walking cane, who entered the office and said to the clerk: "is the Chiefin?" "No, sir." "Will he be in?" "Yes, sir, at 2 o'clock." "Will he be in at 3 o'clock." "Yes. sir." "Can I see him at 4 o'clock?" "Yes, sir;" "Thank you, sir. I think I will call around in the morning. Good after noon." ' . "Good-by, sir." As tbe man with the gold-headed cane vanished the clerk raised his pale face from his ledger, and, turning to his of fice boy, said: "Shut that door, and, shoot the first man who comes in here and inquires for the Chief." Bracing himself against the chief's desk, Steve Meade told about a case of kleptomania which, although it was never published, was one of the most in teresting ever known in this city. The lady, who was the wife of a very promi nent and wealthy citizen became so bad that it was considered best to place her in a private asylum. Her husband would go out to see her eyery evening. When she was thought to be improved she was allowed to go out among the people living in the neighborhood of the asylum. It was soon discovered that while making these little visits she would pilfer little articles and books. The things would be taken from her on her return to the asylum and returned to the owners. It was now growing late, and a telephone message coming in t hat an overcoat had been stolen iu the West End, the whole gang went ' out to work up the case. .- . Who Cares tob Expenses. -The cent finds no. abiding place in the South, where it is shunned as though breeding pestilence. Rather than use the despised cent persons gladly pay for most articles trifling in value fifty or one hundred per cent more than they cost elsewhere. Where the cent is employed an apple' may bo bought for a cent or two cents. But, unwilling to use the cent, we pay five cents for two apples worth a cent each.although not desiring the additional apple, and purchase three two cent apples for ten cents. This is our economy, and we boast of it and turn up our noses at the North, where persons do notsonsider it a virtue to pay two or three times as much for an article as it is worth. Arkansas State Gazette. Ton Doa't Fbate Us. The other day we happened in at a swell furnishing goods store, and seeing in the show-case some underwear that looked pretty good we asked the price of it. The clerk, with an air that said "I'll make you gasp," replied: "That a silk. sir. It costs seventy-five dollars a set." We simply eaid: "Let us see it." ; He took it out and we exanineJ it. tossed it back contemptuously, and asked: "Haven't you something better?" The clerk was the one to look aghast. He said he didn't think anything better was made. "Well," ne growled, "we don't like that, and we sailed out, leaving that clerk almost a worshipper of ours, and it nadn t cost us a cent. Boston Post. An En'olish Beauty. Of Mrs. Corn- walhs West, Mrs. Langtry's chief rival as a "professional beauty." in the Prince of Wales set. a corresnondenfc writes: "Until I was told which she was, I sup posed it was some pyera-beuffe actress, wno nad got into the place bv mistake. she was so painted and powdered , over cheeks, arms and neck; her eyes were go picked out with belladonna, her corsage was so docollete; her voice was so loud and boisterous, and her poses and her gestures had such a smack of the heroines of Offenback and Lecocq." HEW LIltVOR 1IOXTSF. Bi anch of the Old House of Wllmerdf tig & Co., MnbllMd Here. So great baa been tbe growth of thla trade to Oregon, , Washington, and Idabo in the past two years, that Wilmerdlng & Co., of New York and San Francisco, decided last season to establish a branch In this city. They secured suitable quarters In the oia u. a. . jo. diock, no. i Front street, near yisn. The establishment la in charge of Charles and N. 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A monthly jour nal of music (both vocal and instrumental,) sent to anv addrefw for EOcta Der year. Address Wller 11. Allen, publisher and niUBic dealer, IK) Third street, fornanu, tregon. uaiaioyue iree. MtlKVKYOR. W. KMAir KB. Civil Knijii.eer. Contractor aud surveyors. OOlce Room No. 8 Lane's Building, Katit Portland. All kinds of surveying and drafting done tor any part 01 tne country. BAKKR1FA EM PTKK RAKKitV 12 Washington. Vohh A Kuhr, Props. Manufacturers of Pilot bread, Hod a. Picnic, Butter, Boston, Sugar and Shoe Fly crackern. .- uroers irom tne iraue boiiaitcu ana promptly ai- tended to, AMMAYKRM. W. 6. JK.VKE Ol tXJ. 109 Front street near Washington. Ores, metals, mineral waters, coalf, etc., carefully analyzed. Assays for gold and sliver 3.; other metals from IS. to 65. Gold dust bought and bars made. Orders by mall carefully attended to. .1. . MelXTOSH.-Cor. Front and Stark. Chem- ifo.1 tnn.lvHl mud of noal. mineral waters, etc Or dinary assays of gold, silver, lead or copper, from :l to 5. lir. P. Harvey. OmstilMngunemist. TirniriSETs. . P. KENNEDY,- Attorney and Counselor ai Uw Uoom 5 Uekan'a balMlnf. Legal buslnes,? oertaliiiiiff to Letters Patent for Inventions, befoif i he Patent Office or in the Qurt. a specialty. mHE "WHITE." WE HAVE THIS DAY SOLD JL our entire Interest in, and transferred thewigency nf tYin WhitpHpwhiir Machine to Mr. John B. Garri son, of 1B7 Third str et, Portland, Or. Mr. Garrison will hereafter supply the growing demand for thir superior and popular sewing mac nine. . , pS H I fil A B A K K. Oregon & California It. It. SOUTHERN EXTENSION. Proposals for Railroad Ties. rw-iMW rHT,vmv AXn f-Al.rPORXIA B. R COM- JL pany Invites proposals up to February 15th, 183, for delivery along the line of its proposed eitf'nslon between Cow Creelc and Hock Point of 200,000 It. R. Cross Ties, in lots of not less than 80.000. , Ties to be mada of good sound yellow or red flrtnn- ItAp how. n, uwn in ft uniform thickness Of SIX Inches, not less than eight inchea faca and eight feet long, and not less -than live inches clear of sap on lace : To be delivered in monthly low, according to special agreement to be all delivered not utter iun jiujt Tho Company reserves th right to reject any and all bids. Proposals io ne aaareiwwiiw CHaX A. F. MOKKIS, Chief Emrineer. jls-lm. Po tlawd.-Oregfn. TEN OREGON PAPERS Descriptive of Oregon Scenerj, Oregon Towns, Oregon Farms, Oregon Homes j and of Oregon Method of Making a Liring. A eonelae aad trnthfal view of tha aiTalra of every day lire and the eaaneea tor InMieM la thla far away Weatera Mtate, Maealored by the Influence of railway laad coatpwnle. or real eotate epeealatora. , ' Baoad la puaphlet fara of lOO doable pace. IMaatratcd with ISO Oaely executed crayon picture.. . , ' Price VI per copy. Mailed poat-pald to aay eonairy ou receipt of price. Addreaa D. H. STEARNS. Portland, Or. Porllai BUS Dirocw v BET r Kit THAW GOLD CALIFORNIA FRUIT SALT. A Pleasant and Efficacious Remedy. IF YOU KAYE ABUSED YOURSELF Br over iuduleence in eating o drinking; have sick or nervous headache; dryness of the skin, with a feverish tendency; night sweats and sleeplessness; by all means use S'avefc'8 California Fruit Sail. Am) faoi Tnnnir nm-p more. It la the woman 8 fncnn. Try It: si per !oU!e; 6 ottles for St. For sale by all J v. j .. v i ' WILLIAM COLLIER, MACHINIST. Dealerla Kewnnd SECOND HAS1) MACHINERY, 08 Mndlwn St., Portland, Of. PartlM denlrinir Hollers, Engines or 31 1 1. 1 HAt'lliat-ai eatnaecure by addreaolna Mr. Collier. New and Second Hand Machinery t right find miI1 nrlrnilwl to irfmlw. USE ROSE PILLS. DRS. FP.FELAND & ROBERTS, Cor. Fll & YnintiJIl t., Po-1 land. Or. (Taviet. Photograph Gallery) -F-irkt-claju work at the moKt reasonable rates Have both had many years experience in Oregon and California. STENCILS X Q SEALS CP POKTlVAirf OK. BOOKS. WHsUeu's C'ompem eadlant of Penmanship, for com- ctiou. ness, ttquette, etc. ib00. ... Ulll'a MnoauM new edition. 86 00. Tt.,.ira f..r kvrm Kt.n.-tr. Piiultrv. etc.. in ercat variety. Mailed to anv ailOress by J. K-. .lll 3fc Co.. P"'l- lund. on receipt of price, r - - " m USE ROSE PIJL.LS DR. SPINHEY Ms. 11 Kaarny atrMt,a. V., Treat all Chrmale aad Special Dt YOUNG MEN IO MAY BE SUFFERING FROM THB T fects of VOUthfal foil leu or lnd!nr-rfnn trill iir ever laid at tha altar of suffering hnmanity. DR SPINNEY will a-aarantee to foroft c.vai tnr evan ru in ivwi luucuscives 01 hub. tne a-reate.it imor case of Seminal Weakness or nrivaui 1iMOHe nf t'n kind or character which he undertakes and falls U cure. HIOBL-AeI) MEM. There at e many at the az of thirt?' toslxtvwhe are troubled with too freouent evacoations of th bladder, often accompanied br slight smarting oi : of the system If ou riling sensation and a weakenlne a manner the patient cannot account for. On i ulii the urinary deposits a ropy sediment will ofier be found, and sometimes small particles of albuuier wui appear, or tne coior win oe oi a uun ml I It Lib line There are many men who die of this difficulty, iRiio- - laiiuM lue (.ttusc, wmcn is tne secono. stage of Berui iiai weakness. Dr. 8. will guarantee a perfect cure It on sucn canes, ana a neaitbv rMtnm nn nf tha ..uIia urinary organs. uiuno Hours 10 to 4 and 6 to 8. Sundays from 10 ta 11 A. M. Conaultatinn frpe Thnminh .inminiiUi cau or address DB. BPIKSEY A ca, No. 11 Kearuy street, ban Francisco. CaL HUDSON'S GOT STORE. ftO First street. Portlaad, Oresoa. (IIIN8, PISTOL JLXJt AUfelVKITIOA afB". ridMas Takl cf Kfn SteacrSrtlaa. Write to Cieve an rispensaiy. Cleveland,) for Pamphlet ii plain sealed envel ope, describing an INSntUMtNr (worn at nlflht for curing Simple, Cheap, Never Fails. fiTfSELL 1 D 000 Pianos 1.000 Organs. l-AVHal(. Buy of Afannl'actitri.r From '.'. to 1,H.V Cath, Hi nt.r lntf-Utiic;itn Cfttalogiir Fred, ANTKELL, Kr.,.wi $$l.ooo UKTVAIID V.OR ANYONE WHO WILL LISA. RN 1? M.eIlfL"x .nil.i'ypm of Dr nd ciiHiU tit nnir. and. with a corret meas ure and perfect cutting, produce a bad fitting garment. Several improvements uave jup' been made. Agents to sell and teach wanted :n everv town, uoon agents inn jrom $10 t'l 2S per day. K KLU UO A JiUUMjy, Cheney, pokime v W. B.FMTXVItA.Si'r.rrttK UVHT.IX YIIE CCT AH M.wlern Imjriv merits. Opoti ail day. ZEPHYR WOOL. GERMAN AND OERMANTOWN WOOL. KNIT INO ANI EMBKOIDEKINa HILK, CAN VASHEH, VELTK, all klndn of Fancy work. ' LADIES' UNDEPWEAR. MtSHES' .AND CIIIL - DKl'NM'.VIiKllWKiK, ' utFAKrn (tMPLKri: wardrobe. M PIECK-T 00. M rIKC&i-l'.T Ifl FT S 7 ... 165 TLIrd Street, Portland, Or. 1. O. Boi: 300 Syces' Sure Gare for Gatarrij' LIQUID OU DRY, I'RIOft fl 00; -ATMOSPHERIC u8llft,.aU.rs,,, pri."e Ak Dry Cure aud Insutlla. trs mailed on receipt (if price, wuh full dirrction for unetc H. U. K I IjMOHV: a Co., DrsigAla 1 SI First streeu Portland, Or. xe-it ior UieN. Paclrt CoaaU marUU llfe 111 ,nUlrdAN u ii a u w r ma w testimonials I v oee our iyn iH OH IIP us U Li PERUVIAN 1 " r ' I Ut ' j - J I - hi : - - 1 r till : r ' -i : : t - ;p i Vr- . :; . .i a-- r -.' E if The Xfaeat 1IITTIIBS la the WOKLU. - j THEY EFFECTUALLY CCRE MATiAxlIAX. DISEASES, Vitalise tbe Rvatera and arrest the ravage a llie urruniui a ictint-i uauiii - Bll'SOSlA.VIA. AU your Drugglat or AVIne Merchant for larm. WILMEKBIXG fe CO., AeenU, Sao Fraa cineo. nHa.KI.FJ4 KOIIN Ar CO . Sole Aawnta for North western toa.t, Ao. 44 Froat lrcet Portland, Or. UEBOSEPn.XS. 1850. 32 Years Practical Experience. 1882. John A. Child DRUGGIST, - ir" vi t t iler ia " Fine Chemicals, Perfumery, TSilet Article, Sponged, Soaps, & Rubber toods. Cor. Morrison h 2d its Portland, Or. Special attention pMd to orders by mail when scoom. iiTf & SEE ME. F.B. Ail' Ben. Selling, U. E. CoseaV ! Bossy- is on every pair. ETERI PAIS fJUABAXTEED. AKIV, ds CJO. . rphts treat Streae;th 1 L enJns Kenati) auid 3'erve lunlc is tbe le gitimate reault of over at i years or practical expen- once, and CURES WITH ?UN.r"AIL.l-U WKTAiq IVES fire Decline and IMaa OF MAMIOUI). from whatever canse produced. It enriches and purinea toe blood. Strengthens tha Nerves, Brain, Muscles, Digestion. Reproductive Or gans, and Physical and Mental Fft-nlties. It stops any unnatural debiliutinjr, , drain ' upon the system, preventing Involnntary losses, de bilitating dreams, seminal losses ' with the. urine, etc., so destructive to mind and body. It Is a aure eliminator of all KIDNEY AND BLADDER COMPLAINTS. IT CONTAINS NO INJURIOUS INGREDIENT. To those rei1a from the ef. feets of yoMthfal ladlseretloaa or exeesaes, m peedy, thnrnnarh and permanent CHltK W eVAKANTEKii. Price, SO perbottle.or Jive bottles in case with full directions and advice, t$ I e). Sent secure frombbservation to any adrtrexs upon re ceipt of price, or C. O. D. To be had only of r Dr. C. JD. al field, S18 Kearny street. San Francisco, Cal. Consultations strictly confidea tial, by letter or at office. FREE. For the convenience of patients, and in order to aocure perfect secrecy, I have adopted a private address, under which all pack ages are forward!. TUIAI. BOTTJLK FREE. ! Sufficient to sh w its merit, will be sent to any on applying oy letter, staling ins n mpiouia ana Communications strictly confidential. STOKE 16; BXPAIKrtCl SHORT NOTICE. mm W. E Chamberlaiu Jr. Thos. A. Robinson Ufe Scholarship - $70 A'.:--' StKU FOB f'lRCt.lA& ;; ' - .' -. - . . "QTimfov' S1000 EEWAED WILL BE PAID TO ANY PERSON PRODTJO log a more effect aal remedy than - Br. Keci's 8sro Cure for Catarrb, Which has stood the tee t for fourteen years. Pfcysi. clans. Droprsa, aad aU who have used and thor oughly tstd it, pronoaip tt spectre for the cure of that loaUiaama aawaaa. "Xry tU Your druggiat baa it, price L Dr. Keck thorocjfhly rmdersitso. and is etainenfy socceasfol in tha tefeaim snt of aUare aco 6tU ealt diseaaea el hmt-h mm aad all aea, havtnf made a speciaUy of tswir treaent fotf ourteen year He treat Crmota vwho at mia tae koti. Jija favor ite prescription In tarnished to lady patients Free. old, male or fetal, lag mi ity or a Lie of eoTeriD?' is your inevi labia dooa BBlesst yo apply in time to l. puiKiwi ww uKiutrsukios, maa us competent to irei your case. Waate bo riore unae cor money wivii i n competent physiciana. All commnnications atte- I to with despatch, and are strictly confidential. I tinea sent to any part of tbe coontrv. Circular, t ; niontais, and a lint of printed nesiions furmsl-e 1 application. OONSVI.TATIO.V Vlii:rm I?-- - atnreeent stanp for list and addres DR. JA J KK'K, No. 1S First strtjet, Portixmd. Or. M E N AND WOMEN, L'oys an t.ris, sr.vone v.'1-X .i:i .'i'-t, pleasant. em ployment Li wliurli f r.,ni s to ,10 pVr dnv can be oiaeo will wnl their tam aim pfiM. nice nikirf ss to 111 lm nieliatib'. -d rec;v:- t.irr 1.'frritf1vs clrcularN, Ad 'res, l. It. (trtt lirll .w Co., No. is; lTOl strset Portland, Oregon. r i 7 OS I r So 00 ' p III !r vd ' t ca g j be that oux Txada Kask, VXSJi H9SSP asd SEVII1G HACHiriE yL , TinnD st. f. AH leading J OIIJ MACHINES yV -r THREAD. HOUSEHOLD WHITE