THE INDEPENDENT. i THS WORLD A3 X fJSD IT. Thy say ' B warm ""'J F'! Where wmtrl never dr(d, . Where pleasures pees UK breath OB ! And onl woes abide It nir be so I cannot Know- . ' Yet this I dare to mj, 1 M lot bu had mora glad than tad, And to It has o-day. i They say that love's a cruel Jesl; Taey Mil of womtn'i wiles Thai poison dip la pooling Up, ' 1 It may be o I cannot know eiureof tbtslem, ; 0d bean la found above the ground Whose lota la not a sham. They say Inal life's a bitter curse That heart ara made to ecbe. ! That lest and song ara gravely wrong, And bealih a ft mistake It may be so I cannot know . . ., Bullet them talk tbslr fill; : I Ilka my llre.and love my wife. And mean to do ao still. the Bachelors cosfessiox. I lire in m French- flat. VI coarse) then axe objections to Freneh flats. So there are to most things. 1 can't afford a hotel, and I detest a boarding-bonne. A bachelor of thirty odd, who has been at the mercy of boarding-honse keepers fell HIS QBTI, l'U WH1IJ iUIUDigMUU . that.-" . - So, when I engaged a suite of rooms third floor, in a Freneh flat edifice and arranged my household goods therein, with a fine lookout oyer a green dot in front, and the glimmer of the Palisades far away to the rear, above a forest of shipping, I considered myself well off. What is my profession? I haven't any in particular. I am an artist, and draw little, daily, in front of my easel. I contribute to the press and write when the divine afflatus seizes me. I read law When I feel like it, and I draw a regular income from a snag little property left . ine when my uncle died in India. Con ' sequently I was able to decorate my new ' quarters very prettily with Bagdad rugs, Old- China dragons, black and gold Japanese screens, and piotnres I had jicked up at a bargain. And when the fire was burning cheer- fully in the grate, that first rainy May veaing, the student lamp shining softly on the red carved table, and the waiter from a neighboring restaurant had brought in my frugal dinner of a broiled bird,-a mold of currant jelly, a elice of roast beef, and a raspberry dumpling, I considered myself pretty comfortable. "Upon the whole," said I to myself, 'I rather approve of French flats." , I rang the bell. . The janitor, a respectful, decent sort of fellow, in a round jacket and carpet slippers, answered in the summons. -"Janitor," said I, "who occupies the floor above?" "Nobody, sir," the man answered. "Xast party moved out yesterday. New party moves in to-morrow." "A large family?" said I, rather du biously.' . "Bless your heart, sir," said the man, "no family at all single lady, sir." . At this I congratulated myself more rind more. "I shall have a prospect of a little peace now, I think," said I; and late my dinner in a fool's paradise of happiness. The single lady moved in on the mor row. She mnst have moved in when I was dowa town, selecting some new mill boards and color-tubes for the summer sketches that I intended to make; for, when I returned, fondly expecting once more to enter into my kingdom of peace and serenity, everything was changed. There was a banging and pounding overhead, a thumping and hammering a sound as if some middle-aged giantess, in hob-nailed Bhoes, were enjoying her self in s promenade. I sent for the janitor, in a rage. "Is the house coming down?" said I. - "It's the new tenant a-movin' in, sir," said hev apologetically. "Does her furniture consist entirely ef Herring's safes and square pianos?" said I . . .... '. - "There is two pianos, sir," said lie. Vsne s iuusiu j "The deucd pianos! both?" "Don't know. sir. I'm sure " said the man, with a distressed expression of countenance. I endured the noisa unti midnight, ana men j. sent up uw jnuitui . who. "The third floor's compliments to the fourth floor, and would like to know if fhia anrtnf thinr iatac-o on all nicht." Down came the woman again. . third floor, and wishes to know if he expects people to be settled without a noise." The next day the pianoonly one, however commenced. I was elab orating a skeleton lor a scienuno essay, and it disturbed me seriously. I en dured it as long as I possibly could, and then I had recourse onoe more to the janitor's wife. " - "Third floor's compliments to the fourth floor, and will feel obliged if she will favor me with a little peace and qui etness, long enough to do some neces sary writing." There was no reply, but the music ceased abruptly. But that evening, when I was begin ning to solace myself with a little violin practice in the twilight, tap, tap, tap, came the janitor's wife at my door. "Fourth floor's compliment to the third floor, and will feel obliged if he will favor her with a little peace and quietness, long enough to write a letter." How I hated that woman! Bo we lived for a month, wxchanging constant missiles of warfare. I could cheerfully have given up tha miserable Freneh flat, and gone back to boarding, only unluckily I had engaged it for the year. 'ihe fourth noor eioousiniwu, and bad friends to select private read intra vliMn vniftpa were deeper than Hamlet's, and more sonorous than that of a Charlotte CuBhman. She was charita ble, and had classes of heavy-booted crirla thM twiea a week, to sins hymns and learn to sew. A single lady, indeed! If she had been ft quadruple lady she could not have made more noise, nor en joyed the making of it more. At the end of the month, howerer, an mimAmt hannened which turned the current of mv whole life. Iwentonapiouic. I dont often go a .rf.i sf thai kind: but this an especially select affair, gotten up by my friend Harold Webster. ' T went, and there I met Barbara Wil lis ni fn atrairhtwar in love with her. hi. , wasn't exactlv -roan?, but neither am I and to my taste a full-blown rose is sweeter than a bud, wherever yen may find it growing. She was dark-eyed, with full cherry lips, satin-brown hair, o Mmnlmina as fresh as roses and ivorv. We talked our ideas coincided exactly. It seemed as if our souls were lrwAinff-fflasaee. to mirror each tum WHTia " cried I. "why is it that wa V v A TiATAr met before? I feel as if m,rm nlA nlfi friends I" As I spoke I gently pressed her hand, mrA .1,. am!ul back uuuterable things. I went to my friend Webster, who was making up quadrilles on the upper deck. We were accompanied by an excellent brass band.- ; - "TTarwilrl " itaid 171 can never thank i. fn inirrulnci&ir me to that a.nml I" '.'Do you mean Barbara Willis?" said he. "Well, I think she is rather a fine We grew confidential as we sat to iraithar on the uromenade deck and watched the moonlight rippla over the surface of the tides. "K Whfllnr'a life is but half ft life Viae Willi " aaiil 17 "I can readily imagine that," said she, softly. , . 'I livA in a flat." confessed I. "Do you?" said Barbara (the sweet old .English name was lust lite tier.; uy, hovr strange! (So dolt "Isn't it dreadful?? said I. J 'Horrid 1" said she, closing her rosy lips as if she meant it. "And there's a female dragon occupies the floor above me, and torments me out , or my we. "Well, if this isn't ft remarkable eoinoidenoe," said Barbara. "There's ft detestable old crab of a bachelor under she is! roared I. "Two ic, who take all the pleasure out of toy existence!" "Should two Uvea bo thus blighted?" said I, emphatically i ' "I-I don't think they should," said Barbara, looking intently at the bouquet of pansies she held in her hand. It was past midnight when the boat landed. Jiarold Webster came up. "I promised to eee you home, Miss Willis," said he, rubbing his hands briskly. "You need not trouble yourself .Web ster," said I. "I shall be most happy." I called a hack; I helped the divine Barbara in, feeling more and more as if I were walking in cloudland. "Where shall I drive to?" said the man. "No. 69 Kwenal stteet," said she, "fourth floor!" "What!" cried I, "not the 'Femandino FlatsP" "Exactly," said she. "Why, that's where I live?" "Are you the third floor?" she cried out, breathless. "Are you the fourth?" I counter questioned. "But you're not a crab at all?" "Nor are you a dragon. On the con trary "' . But what matters it what we said? Things were altered from the very be ginning. I took my violin up stairs the next day, and helped my divine Barbara out with a sonata of Beethoven's. I sug gested a new educational theory for the hob nailed olasses. I listened enohanted to her recitation of Tennyson's "Brook;" and at the quarter's end we are to be married Barbara and I. Legend of Wallaws. Legends are as common to the Ameri can Indians as the witch tales of New England were common to her people in Colonial times. There is always some thing wild and weird about them that strikes awe to the savage : heart and mind, and appeals to his native credulty and superstition. .Legends are pre served by tradition handed down from one generation to another in the same manner by which the story of wrong and sunenng is retained in the mind of tue savage. The long lapse of time does not lessen the influence, or rather the im pression, a strange, fantastic lepend has upon the Indian mind. It may be that tue mind of the savage is dark and unen lightened and that his sole desire and thirst is to lead a worthless life, but let me here remark, however far it may be from the subject, that the American Indian is more imaginative than any other race of human beings. When he talks he refers to the sun, moon and stars, the mountains, the vallevs, the rivers, and almost everv object! in the natural world to illustrate and impress nis thought. However ignorant the savage may be, this is the impression I have derived from a close observation of many tribes and careful study of their habits. But to return to the theme. My renders will remember the long and bloody struggle the! Government had about two years ago with Joseph's band of renegades who roamed over .Northern Idaho and Western ; Washington I Terri tories, and that the struggle on the part of the Indians was made for the posses sion of the Wallowa valley. This valley is rituated in .Eastern Uregon. and is the grandest and most ' beautiful in the world. It is walled off from the rest of the world, and is only accessible through a narrow pass. In the southern portion is a lake of crystal water, which seems to have been in the long past the crater of a volcano; this much is known, its depth has never been ascertained. As Scott Las said: For rarely boman eye baa known A aorne ao atern aa (bat dread lake, With Ha dark ledjte of bftrreo alone. I Beem that primeval earibqaake'a away Huh rvnt a strange and iimitered way j nrongn toe rune Doaom 01 ine mil; adq laateaeo naaeu preeipiee. Sable ravine and dirk abyss, Telia of tbe outrage alUl. When in possession of the vallev. the Indians never entered the water, and regarded tbe lake with superstition and awe. Years land years ago, tradition runs, an Indian maiden, the chosen daughter of the chief, and the pride of the tribe, njmeJWabtu-wah, lived With hcrparen ts near the enchanted lake. An Indian warrior, brave and true, won the heart and hand of the dusky maiden; and in the autumn, when the warpath would be forsaken, he would return and claim his bride. Time went on and the warrior returned. The battles over with the hostile tribes, he bore with him the bloody trophies of his triumph, with which to grace his coming nuptials with Wah-tu-wah. He has al most reached her secluded hut; the lake and the bordering' crags are in sight. One moment more and he will be with Wah-tu-wah. But; look! see! With wild shriek the warrior sees his future bride leap down the ; mountain side and run toward the lake, pursued by a nerce monster. With speedy fligiit, tue war rior runs to her rescue. Alas! he is too late. The monster seizes the dusky maiden and disappears beneath the waters. The legenjl runs that the war rior became but a sigh, and that his restless spirit still broods over and haunts the lake where the maiden disap peared. No Indian ever bathes in-its waters, as the lake is considered sacred to the two Indian spirits. Joseph and his tribe are far from their native homes, but doubtless, they preserve in their traditions, in sacred awe, the legend of the Wallawa. ! DUOWMKO AM ilASY DEATH.The strangest incident perhaps among the many strange incidents that crowded themselves into that terrible hour that followed the wreck and the burning of the Narragansett in Long Island Sound, was the deliberate suicide by pistol shots of two young men, to avoid death by drowning. It is true that the death produced by a bullet in the brain is one of the most painless of deaths, if the hand be steady that pulls the trigger and the aim 'be true. But, then, no is death by drowning. Science, indeed, insists that it is, or can be made, the easiest of all deaths. The pain experienced in or dinary drowning is, we are told, solely occasioned by the convulsive efforts of the victim not to drown. As soon aa these efforts cease and nature is allowed to have her course all pain ceases also; ana tue testimony of all resuscitated persons concur in this the victim sinks into unoonsoiousness j with plet ant, and not unpleasant, . sensations The water coming into contact with the lung fibre causes an exhileration of the nerves, and this ; is the last thing drowning man feels. If a person then had the courage, when he saw that all was absolutely lost and death inevitable, to first expel all the air from his lungs, tnen leapinp- into i tne sea to draw in a full Inspiration of water as soon as he got below the surface, science asserts that his death would not only be pain less, but would come to him as sweetly and softly as slumber or drunkenness or chloroform stupor. If a person had the courage ah, there's the rub! How few men or women would have the courage thus to bid deliberative farewell to life in order to purchase a painless death. Yet, he who could look in a loaded pistol- barrel wniie lie pulled the trigger, for this relief, should surely have the nerve to try science's own plan for escaping the last agonies. ; A Pretty Widow. What a loss the world would experience were pretty widows to die out from the land! The young mourner is a legitimate object of piiy; weu, wean, know pity's kinsman! She becomes the pet of society, a pleas ant companion, a charming sweetheart, and a dangerous rival; and we pity the girl who has to battle against her. We have Been young widows of but ordinary attractions carry on me palm from wealth, intellect and beauty combined, and wonder themselves at their own suc cess. Even after the first season of their sorrow is over, and they have ceased to excite sympathy any more, their ripeness and tact make man an easy and willing victim to their subtle charms. Their past experience, their tutored hearts, and the aching void of their late loneli ness, give to their manner that ease, grace and naturalness that is woman's chief charm, and makes the young widow the envy of the women and the admiration of the men. And she knows J her power well, and never fails to use it. Tbe Skagit Sinei Humbug, From tbe Evening Telegram. As much interest has been taken in What has been called the Skagit mines, and many of our people are on the eve of taking their departure for the "gold fields," we have taken pains to become informed of the value of the district, and do not hesitate in denouncing it as a fraud of the first water. We arrive at this conclusion upon the best of evi dence, which we give, hoping we will not have occasion to again explode this bauble. We extract aa follows from a letter written by Colonel Larrabee and published in one of the Seattle papers, which is interested in keeping up THS SKAGIT BOOM. "I tee no reason to change the opinion formed when I first saw Skagit gold last fall.'' I think the time is not far distant when the twelve miles of Ruby creek will be one continuous flume, thus ex posing its entire bed. Anywhere at the Bhore the 'color' is obtained easily. Just above our claim the Nip and Tuck boys took out in a few days 43 ounces, mostly ooarse gold, and this with the rudest ap pliances. A few days ago a man saved with a rocker 1 ounces with three hours work, and this at the mouth of the creek, six miles below Nip and Tuck. We have men here who have been mining FOB THIBTY YEARS In California, Mexico, Cassiar, and even in South America and Australia. I have conversed with a number of these men, and they all agree that the indica tions are far better here than any they have seen elsewhere. The man who opens his store first, and where he finds men at work with skill and energy, trusts them until the first clean-Up that man will make his pile." The above let ter is a fair sample of those written by parties interested in keeping up tbe ex citement in regard to the Skagit mines. Mr. Larrabee, the writer, is a lawyer who owns a share of the claim near the Nip and Tuck ground. 'He is also inter ested in town lots . in ruby crrr, A city on paper only, there being only .two or three cabins and a few tents on the site. He speaks of what old miners say of the indications. - Now let us see what one of these same old miners says over his own signature. Mr. J. E. Bnmniel, who has had an exjierience of 28 years in the mines of this coast, spent, several months prospecting on Buby, Canyon and Granite creeks, and for the benefit of his friends published, in a Seattle paper, a full report of his pros pecting operations, from which we ex tract the following: " "At the Tunnel House I saw several men rocking. They were making from 40 to 60 cents per day. This is on the main Skagit. From there on to Buby I saw other jwirties working with no better success. These were men trying to make a few dollars to take them out out of the country and not to have to beg their way. I camped on Buby creek for several weeks. Those mining there were making about the same. They could get about OS CRNT PROSPECT To the pan in a two-rneh strata of gravel with from five to twenty-five feet of dirt on top that would not prospect one color to the pan. There is not a color found outside of the main stream, and not enough in this to justify the working of it. Even if this stream contained gold in paying quantities it would take from $2,500 to $3,000 to open every claim, so ft poor man would have no show. But they never will be opeued. They call them creeks, but the moaning of the word is lost when applied to Buby or Granite, for they are rivers, and large ones. There is not half an ounce of gold-dust being taken out ft day for all the men in the so called mines. The prospecting and mining that has been done on Granite and Canyon has been very unsatisfactory, and proved those streams to be worthless. Where bed rock was reached, only a pew fine colors - Could be found. There is' come fine looking gold going tha "rounds, but it was never taken out of the Skagit. I have been offered one half of claims on Buby creek if I would bear the expenses of opening them, but after a thorough examination I could find nothing to jus tify me in doing so. Claims can be had along Ruby for from $5 to 50, part down, and balance on bed-rock. You can't sell $50 worth of grub here at any price. I have seen tea, coffee, bacon and sugar offered at five cents per pound in a camp, but no buyers. There will be no trail for animals this year, for there is nothing found to justify the building of it. There has been THREE KII.ES OF BRUSH Cut out on the supposed trail for which the citizens of Seattle pretended to have raised money for, but at the rate they are working it will take them three years to put it through, and it will cost $5000. My advice to miners is to pro slow and in the opposite direction from Skagit." We have before us another letter, from Eugene Murphy, an old California miter, which was published by the Bed Bluff Sentinel, June 29th. Mr. Murphy ia even more emphatic in his denuncia tion of the Skagit country than Bum met. He spent some four or five months in the pretended mining regions, and in that time fully satisfied himself of their worthlessness. In his report he says: "The Skagit region is a God-forsaken country. There is but one claim opened and that is a failure. The immigration to the diggings is at present slim, three persons leaving to one coming in. The mines amount to just nothing at all, the best spots yet found paying but $1 50 per day to the man. There is NO DEMAND FOB LABOR, As there is no ground that will pay to work. Those hopeful ones who always look on the bright side of everything still think there may be something found in the country, but nine-tenths of the miners, a majority of whom are old hands at the business, are disgusted with the country. There are no hill claims whatever, the hills being common solid rock, the only indication of color being obtained in the beds of the creeks. I brought some quartz with, me to San Francisco and had it assayed. It panned out from $1 to $3 10 to the ton nig gardly poor. I have got all I want of the Skagit, and advise no one to go there." The above is only an extract of Mr. Murphy's report, and goes to show what practical miners think of the Skagit mines after having thoroughly tested them. We think the public less liable to be deceived BY DISINTERESTED MINERS Than by interested lawyers. A few days ago we had an interview with an old ex perienced miner who was stoping at the St. Charles, and whom we have per sonally known since 1852 when we mined together in the placers of California, and know him to be perfectly reliable. He had just returned from the Skagit, where he had been for upwards of two months. In that time he did considera ble prospecting, enough anyway to sat isfy him that the country was a humbug, and he so pronounctd it. He said no gold, whatever, had been found outside the bed of Buby creek, and that it would cost Si-to get every one dollar out. Said he, "There has been from 1800 to 2000 miners at the diggings, at times, since the first of May, and now there are not over 75 men in the mines all told." As we said before, these reports from ex perienced miners, based upon practical tests, ought to outweigh the rose colored accounts given by those interested in WHOOPING. CP. AN EXCITEMENT. ' However, we shall feel sorry for Col. Larrabee, if he don't succeed in getting some one to go to that camp, open ft store and trust him until the first clean up, as that seems to be what's troubling him most. But what any one wants of trust in a country where one can, as he says, go out and rock out W, ounces in three hours, is past our finding out. However, it has now been over a year since the first effort was made to create an excitement and rush to that region, and if there had been any pay dirt there not only one store, but a dozen or more would have been established there long since. Their absence is the best possible proof that the mines are worthless. Sarin J About Cat For living "cat ftnd dog life," the French say to "love like cats and dogs;" and this leads us to observe that many of the sayings which are current in one language appear in others more or less modified. Thus, we say "to buy a pig in a poke;" but in France, Flanders and elsewhere they say "to buy a cat in a bag." .. A scalded cat dreads cold waterjust as muoh as a burnt child dreads the fire; and though a scalded eat does not go back to the kitchen, the Spanish idea is good: "One eye on the pot, and the other on the cat." The Italian means cat when he is in earnest, does not mean cat when he is in jest, and plavs the dead cat when he dissimulates, ife calls the cat when he speaks plainly; he sets about skinning the cat when he under takes a hard task; and when he Bees no one he finds himself neither cat nor dog. That evil-doers are caught at last, he shows by saying the cat goes so often to the bacon that she leaves her claws there. He goes to see the cat drowned when he lets himself be imposed upon, and he cheats another when he gets him to go and see him fish along with the cat. Though every cat would like a bell, tbe cat of Messina scratched out its own eyes innrder not to see the rats. The Spaniard, like the Italian, plays the cat when he dissimulates, but it is not ft dead one. The Spaniard says the cat would be a good friend if he did not scratch, and be thinks a cat which mews is not a good mouser. An Italian says one had better be the head of a cat than the tail of a lion; a wary German goes like a cat round hot broth, and believes it too late to drive the cat away when the cheese is eaten. Many believe that a good cat often loses a mouse, that no cat is too small to scratch, and that you can not keep away the cat when it has tasted cream. The Russian that play for cats means tears for the mice; the Arab says that when the cats and mice are on good terms the provisions suffer; the Turk tells us that two cats can hold their own against one lion. Another Turkish say ing is, it is fast day to-day, as the oat said when it could not get at the liver. The Englishman fancies that some men have as many lives as a cat that a cat, in fact, has nine lives; yet he holds that care will kill a cat, and that May kittens should be drowned. He is scarcely alone iu thinking that the more you stroke a cat's back the higher she raises her tail in other words, that flattery feeds vanity, ne lets tue oat out of tne bag; but so do others, and they all agree that it is in the nature o! a cat always to fall on its feet. Only he talks of turn ing cat in pan, and of raining cats and dogs, or sees folks dance like a cat on hot bricks. The Spaniard says, "Has the cat kit tened?" when he sees a place full of lights; and he asks, "Who has to take the cat out of tne water? wnen some thing unpleasant has to be done. That any one watches as a cat a mouse, is French as much aa English. The French always say, She is as daiuty as a cat; it is nothing to whip a cat for; their singers have a cat in the throat when the throat is not clear; and the phrase "oat music" is not unknown. If one has a scratched face, he has been playing with cats; and an impossibility is a mouse's nest in a'cat's ear. That people should sometimes go like a cat over hot coals, is intelligible enough. The Queen. The Horse's Frog. ,j If we were to go to many a blacksmith and ask hiui if he did not think nature had made a mistake in putting the clumsy frog iuto the horse's foot.he would hardly be ready to say yes, and very likely would puton a surprised look.and perhaps explain that in some countries horses did very well without thoes, and so the frog was left to care fcr itself. But while not ready to take ground with you iu any criticism of the plan uponwhich the foot is construuted.you have but to look in the cornerot the shop where two horses stand newly shod ; lift up their feet and ob serve for yourself, that if the smith has not said it, the knife has said the frog is a bad thing, and mutt be cut away. The horses do not stand on the ground, but nearly half an inch higher, on the iron of their fihoe, and outer shell ef their hoof. The practice is as sensible as it would be for a man who had to travel on all fours, taking the weight on the nails of his fingers and toes rather than on the cush ion which lies behind them. It is always the soft part tbe india rubber part of the leet of animals that have such which receives the weight, and not the shelly, hard part. We know what an elephant's . foot is; it is all rubber-like. The horse hs the same encased in-a shell, which gives him accuracy and steadiness of movement. Now, this casing protects the frog. It grows slowly, the frog grows rapidly. The healthy foot of the colt shows a center, if not projecting, at least level with tbe line of the hoof. He does not take his weight wholly on tht rim of his feet. OKI horses would have feet more like them if blacksmiths would al low they knew a little less than na ture, and really knew enough to read her intentions. The object in shoeing the animal, aside from the occasional one of changing its gait, is simply to prevent the wear and shatteting of the outer sbell, and to en able it to take a firmer hold of the ground, escaping the slipping of the unshod horn. It is an unfortunate incident of our sys tem of shoeing that the horse is raised from the ground as a boy is when he mounts stilts. Self-Winding Clocks. A clock rnaker of Copenhagen, named Louis Soenderberg, who for sometime past has had charge of the city's electric time keepers, has just invented an ingenious appliance which obviates the necessity of winding up the regulator, from which the clocks in question "take their time." By a mechanical contrivance which peri odically cuts off the stream of electric fluid emanating from' the battery, and brines an electric magnet to bear upon the relaxed mainspring in such a way as to renew its tension instantaneously, per petual motion is practically imparted to the works of the regulator that is to say, as long as the batteries connected with it are kept properly supplied with acids. The discoverer of this important improvement has satisfied himself, by six months successful experiments in his own workshops, that his system works faultlessly, and has applied for permis sion to adapt it to the electric clocks set up by the municipality in different parts of the Danish Capital. Electricity, un der Mr. Soenderberg a compulsion, is destined not only to make the Copenha gen clocks go, but to wind them up, witu never-ending recurrence, until the "crack of doom. The Talkative Judge. A long-winded lawyer lately defended a criminal nnauo cessfnlly, and during the trial the Judge received the following note: "The pris oner humbly prays that the time occu pied by the plea of the counsel for the defense be counted in his sentence, This recalls an incident in our State Supreme Court. Tbe late Michael San ford was arguing ft case and the late Jndire Gould was d residing. Tbe Judge had interrupted the counsel considera bly, and when be reminded tne counsel that his "hour was up' the latter said: "Well, your Honor ought to give me half an hour more, for you have talked half the time since have been on my feet." The same Judge once fell into a ferry-way, and, unable to swim, he had the presence of mind to turn on his back and float until be was rescued. ' In nar rating the circumstance to a lawyer, be said: "All I had to do was to keep on my back with my mouth shut for three minutes." . , The : lawyer - exclaimed: "Judge, how did you manage to keep your mouth shut so long? iuxchange. Frankfort-on-the-Main, with a popula tion of about 100,000, is reported to be the richest city of its size in the whole world. It is asserted that there are one hundred Frankforters, worth from four million dollars to five million dollars each, and two hundred and fifty who are worth one million dollars and upward, The city is one of the great banking cen ters of the elobe. Its ageregate bank ing capital is estimated at two hundred million dollars more than one-fourth of which the Rothschilds, whose original and parent bouse is there, own ftnd con trol. t A correspondent of , the Providence Journal ia speaking. of Jupiter aa a morning star, and his approach to ward hit perihelion, speculates on his supposed action on the sun, in producing sun spots and other dis turbances, and the effect of these again on the earth. If, he says, the planet Neptune was discovered, or supposed, to exist on account of cer tain perturbations in the movements of Uranus, and if the erratic move ments ot Mercury reveal the pres. ence of planets within his orbit, why should not the near ; approach of Jupiter to the sun stir up a commo tion in his fiery elements? The sun is still diversified with spots, and the planet is near enough to perihelion to make his influence felt. Astrono mers have been wise prophets thus far, as to the influence of the com mencement of tbe sun spot cycle. Tornadoes and cyclones of extreme severity have borne witness to ab normal conditions of the atmosphere, and a wave of 'intense heat, such as has not occurred for a quarter of a r-Ant.nrv fit. fhia aauaAn a( tko m has confirmed tbe exactness of preff vious observations. We must still expect tbe usual storms, waves of heat and auroral displays that follow the maximum of sun-spots; we have yet to learn whether the coincident perihelia of the four great planets will increase and prolong the elemen tal warfare. This is one of the most interesting problems of tho day, as well as one of tho most practical and important. It will not meet with a basty solution, for the period of observation extends to the year 1885. Herschel, the great astronomer, said that "sun spots influenced tbe price of corp." This" assertion is easily un derstood, for heat, drouth and storms exert a mighty influence on harvests, and if theeo are lessened the value of what remains is increased. Students of astronomy will, therefore, regard with especial interest tbe movements of Jupiter in tbe morning sky, while they ponder upon the mysterious link that unites in one harmonious whole the members of tho- solar family. .-; Care ef the Hands. A writer for an Eastern exchange says: It does not follow that bands which look the worst do the most work; but it may prove that the hands have been treated carelessly, and I might say cruelly. For instance, when a woman plunges her hands into hotjwater until they look like boiled lobsters, or taking hold of the handles of hot kettles or flat-irons, caus ing them to become like some people's conscience, "seared as with a hot iron." How it looks to see a well-dressed lady, with hands all scratches, burns or scars! I have wondered if they did not almost wish they could take them off and leave them at home whenever they went in company. Have plenty of soft, thick holders near the stove to take hold of the handles of kettles or pans, Keep a pair of gloves near your sun-bonnet to bring in wood, work in the garden, or to put on when you sweep, that your hands may not become callous. If they are liable to chap.use plenty of glycerine or wash them iu vinegar, and when you sit down to your sewing and your hands feel like a nutmeg grater, rub them with camphor, and it will make them feel so soft and pliable that you will be enabled to handle the finest fabric without its adhering to your fingers. If you are troubled with salt rheum, use juniper tar Boap, which is al- most an luiuiuom remuuy. j.eep it bottle with a few cents' worth of oxalic acid dissolved in it, and marked poison, somewhere handy, and when there are fruit stains, or you have been coloring carpet rags or old garments, use a few drops on the stained parts and they will disappear. If you are in the habit of scraping the pans or kettles with your finger nails, don't do it never again; but keep an old knife for the purpose Sisters, take good care of your hands, for your husband s sake, for your own sake, for your comfort and for your con venience. Could uot Marry Peaceably. s It is not intended that man shall marry peaceably. Bill Skittles lives in South Arkansas. r or the past six months he has been studying for the ministry, and it occurred to Bill several days ago that just before instituting a re vival it would be a good idea to get married. He mentioned the subject to a young lady and askedher to share his ministerial melancholly hilarity, but the young lady said she had promised to marry Zeb Monk, the professional well- cleaner of at tbe neighborhood. Uli, well," said the minister, "I am pretty well acquainted with Zeb, and I don't be lieve he'd kick." - The young lady finally agreed, and tho wedding day was fixed. Grand preparations were made. The girl's brothers had caught a couple of possums, and the old lady bad baked an immense sfteet-notato pie. The J ustice of the Peace arrived. The parties took their places. The Justice proceeded with the ceremony, when Zeb Monk walked in and demanded: "Let up thar, boss. Say, cap'n, turn that gal loose. "I reckon I won't," replied Bill. "Well, then, said Zeb, drawing a re volver, : "I'll kinder resort to extremi ties." "See here," remarked Bill, "are you m yearnest about this thing? . "I reckon I am." "Do you mean hog's head and turnip "I reckon I do." "Eight down to corn bread and cab bages?" "I reckon it is." "Well, then, you can take the gal; it was only sweet mute and apple pie with me. I'm in fun. I had a new pair of trowsers and didn't know what to da with 'em. Come a little closer. Is it spar ribs and backbones?" "I reckon it is." "Then the gal's yourn."and with slight change in the license the marriage proceeded. Uttle Jtock (Ark) Gazette. Talue of Woman's Work. Eev. Thomas K. Beecher, writing to the Chrtstaia Union of his camp-life in the woods, gives the following ad' vice: "All men ought to go to the woods, and religiously do their own washing and general work such as sewing, cooking, housekeeping, and dish-washing. The work of women is not spoken of sensibly by men until they have done it themselves. Gentlemen readers, it ia easy to talk! But just try it on a very moderate scale once, and you'll honor workingwomen more than ever. Do as I have done do a wash of six pieces-" and then remember that a woman turns off 200 pieces in a day. , Look at your watch and see how long it takes you. Look at your soap ' and see how much you have used.- Look at your white clothes, handkerchief or towel, and see what you have done or not done, and never again Bpeak harshly of or to a woman on wash-day, nor of laundry work as if it were unskilled labor. Try it. Don t talk. Don t sneer. Try it. A sympathetic gentleman having washed two dozen pieces will never change his shirt again without ft glow of reverence and gratitude. She did this. A similar and salutary consciousness will come to him who darns his own socks, patches his trousers, splices his suspenders, ftnd washes dishes. Look not every man upon his own things, but every man also upon the work of a woman. Such an experience in the woods will go far toward settling the woman question, by teaching us that we are all members, one of another, and there must be no actusm." ... . "Honesty is the best policy," but too many people claim that they cannot af ford the best of Anything. Japller and Solar Disturbance. Wilib'f en tae Water. - An exhibition of considerable interest was given on the Harlem River, near High Bridge, yesetrday afternoon, the feat of locomotion afoot upon the surface of the water, being satisfactorily accom plished. It was not precisely walking, but was, if such a term may be used with re ference to the water, more like skating. The apparatus used was the result of a doubt in the mind of the inventor, Mr. W. C. Soule, as to the tinth of what was taught him at school that to walk on the water by mechanical aid was impost sible. Tbe occasion of the first attempt was tbe presence on the water-side, near I his home in Wayne county, of great num- bers of snipe in a place too deep for wading j and too thick with mud to bo accessible by a boat. So be made a sort of wooden j shoe, with swinging paddles on the under side, which allowed for a forward push without resistance, but took hold of the water when the foot was drawn back giv ing a leverage for propulsion. The floats used yesterday by Mr. Soule were made of sheet sine, soldered air and watertight.' They were five feet long, ten inches wide and five inches deep. They were also pointed at each end to reduce the resistance to the water, having the appearance of models of double-ended caoal boats, with perpendicular sides all the way around. In tbe middle of the upper side a hole, or "well," ia mink to re ceive tne toot or the wearer, in is oeing open at the top, and liable to receive water, is separate trom the water-light body of the "boat." Tbe apparatus is welt braced inside lor strength. The propelling part is beneath, and consists of. two "sang" paddles, one at each end. These sots of paddles, which open aud shut by the motion through the water like a window blind (except that the sep arate paddles are swung by the upper side instead of by the middle), are held by iron side piece, winch are tusteued to the zinc boaU. Wires before and behind hold these sets of paddles in place per pendicularly under the boat. When the walker on the water w mounted in his "shoes," which resemble, they lie together on the water, the double hnlls of the new steamship Castalla, built.for the English Channel, or or a catamaran, ue pushes lorward witn one foot, the motion opening the paddles, which yield to the water, giving no resis tance. Then, as he pushes forward the other foot, he withdraws the! former one. closing tbe paddles, and pulling himself forward bv the resistance of the water. The repetition of these motions consti tutes the new system of walking on water." It is not dissimilar to the effort required for the use of snowsboes, except that there is no lifting necessary. The name given the apparatus by the inven tor is "water skates." The useful purpose of tbe apparatus is briefly described as enabling oue to go where he can neither a toot or m a boat. One could ash or hunt after acquiring facility iu its use, and when tired could "sit down on his shoes." Mr. Soule crossed the river several times clothed in an ordinary suit, aud afterwaids dived into the ' water in a bathing suit, and re gained his footing in the floating shoes from the water. The exhibition at 'rat-tea much, attention from the excursionists in the vicinity, asd was repealed a often aa the curious small boys in boats and the frequent: regular landing or the steam' boats permitted. Jew l orn jieroia. . Hew to Use Glue. The following practical hints on the preparation and use of glue are from the London 1'urnxtvre Gazette: All the glue as received from the factory requires the addition of water before it will melt properly, ani every addition or water (while the glue istresh made.) win, up to a certain peiut, increase the ad hesiveness and elasticity : and it is the duty of every man who uses glue to find out just where that point lies, as it is pos sible to melt glue and have it so thick that alter it is dry or set it will be so brit tle as not to adhere to the wood. Some glues will bear more water than others, but all will bear more water than usually falls to their share, and that, too, with a greater increase in the quality of the work. . For glue to be properly effective, it re quires to penetrate the pores of the wood. and the more a body of glue penetrate the wood the more substantial the joints ill remain. Utues that takes the longest to dry are to be preferred to those that dry quick, the slow-drying glues being always the strongest, other things being equal. For general use, no method gives so good result aa the following: Break the glue up small, put into an iron kettle, cpver the glue with water and allow it to soak 12 hours: after soaking, boil until done. Then pourit into an air-tight box ; leave the cover off until cold, then cover up tight. As glue is required, cut out a portion and melt In tbe usual way. Ex pose no more of tbe made glue to the at mosphere for any length of time than is nscesRary, as the atmosphere is very ue structive to made glue. .Never heat made glue in a pot that is subjected to tbe direct heat of the fire or a lamp. All such methods or heating glue cannot be condemned in terms too senve. I Do not use thick .glue for joints or ve neering. In all cases work it well into the wood iu a similar . manner to what painters do with paint. Glue both sur faces of your work.excepting in the case of veneering. Never glue upon hot wood or use hot cauls to veneer with, as the hot wood will absorb all the water in the glue too suddenly, and leave only a very little residue, with no adhesivd'power in it. A Spoiled Skbmon. A xarmouth (Me.) preacher, while illustrating the need and efficacy of prayer, drew an illustration from his own experience. He was out on a lake in a boat, when by mischance he lost both oars. The wind was rising, night was coming on and he was in imminent danger of being swamped and finding a watery grave. What could he do ? Evidently nothing for himself, so he knelt down and prayed long and fervently for dehverence. He placed himself in'the hands of the Lord and so .was saved. So he passed from one thing to another, and at last the ser mon was finished. He raised his hands to pronounce the benediotion. The audience stood with bowed heads wait ing for the gracious words, when old Captain Sweetser, of North Yarmouth, a rugged old sea-dog, cried out: "Say, Mr. Preacher, I want you to tell me how you got ashore?" The audience was still no more, but broke into a roar, and it was fully five minutes before the minis ter could explain that a man saw him from the shore and put out in another boat and took him off. But the effect for good of one sermon was spoiled. Ladies About to Mabby. In marry ing, make your own matoh; do not mar ry any man to get rid of him, or to save him. The man who would go to de struction without you will quite as likely go with you, and perhaps drag you alnncr. 1)n not mam in haste. leat von repent at leisure. Do not marry for a borne and a living, when by taking care of vonr health von can be strong enough to earn your own living. Do not let aunts, fathers or , mothers sell yon, for money or position, into bondage, tears and life-long misery, which you alone must endure. Do not place yourself habitually in the society of any suitor until you have decided the question of taarnage; numan wills are weak, and people often become bewildered and do not know their error until it is too late. Get away from their influence,: settle vour head and make nn vour mind alone. A promise may be made in a moment of sympathy, or even half delirious ecstasy. which must be redeemed through years of sorrow, toil and pain. Cessus of 3Sw Tobx Crrr. The cen sus returns for this city are now so well in hand that the total can be given with considerable precision. The population of the metropolis is 1,207,215. This marks a gam of zo,y&J in ten years, and 1.004.626 since 1830. In a ananer of a century the population of the city has doubled. At the same time all the met ropolitan ' suburbs have increased and multiplied. until New York as a center of population ranks next to London. .Brooklyn, witn a , population of over 560,000, retains its place as the third city in the Union, although it can scarcely expect to keep it, in view of the aston ishing growth of the great cities of the West. Whenever the supremacy of .New York as the metropolis of the country is j seriously menaced, the annexation of j Brooklyn will give it breathing space for : at teas oue generation, . HOl'SZaOLP XOTZS. Raspberry Fbitkbs. Make a batter of a pint of milk, one egg, a little salt, and enough flour to make a mixture that will drop from a spoon. Add a cup of fine raspberries, with a tablespoonful of gran u la ted sugsr mixed with them. Fry in hot lard and dust with powdered sugar. - Spanish Feittkks. Cut the crumb of a French roll into lengths, as thick as your finger, in what shape you will. Soak in some cream or milk, nutmeg, J sugar, pounded cinnaman and an' egg. ' W hen well soaked, fry of a nice orow n ; and serve with butter, wine and sugar sauce. " Pan Doddlings. This Is a New Eng land disb.and is nice at the seaside.where appetites are expansive. Take three cups of fine rye meal, tbree cups of In dian meal, one egg, and three tablespoon fuls of molasses , add a little salt and all spice and enough rich sweet milk to make a batter stiff enough to drop from a spoon. Fry to a good brown in hot lard. Excellent Coffee Cake. This is one of the plain cakes, and is very easily made. Take one cup of strong coffee in fusion, one cup of molasses,one cup sugar. one-half cup butter, oae egg, and one tea spoonful saleratus. Add spice and raisins to suit the taste,and enough flour to make a reasonably thick batter. Bake rather slowly in tinpans lined with buttered paper. Chickex Hash. Thi is the proper-way to serve for breakfast whatever roast or boiled chicken may be lett over from din ner. Mince the cold chicken, but not very fine, and to a cupful of meat add two tablespooufuls good butter, a hajf cup of milk, enough minced onion to give a slight flavor, and salt, mace and pepper to taste. Stew it, taking care to stir it, and serve daintily with a garnish of parsley. Every particle of bone must be extracted. 1 Lenox PickLE. Wipe six lemons, cut each into eight pieces; put on them a pound ot salt, six large cloves of garlic, two ounces of horse-radish sliced thin, likewise of cloves, mace, nutmeg and cayenne, a quarter of an ounce each, and two ounces of flour of mustard ; to these put two quarts of vinegar. Boil a quarter of an hour in a well-tinned saucepan ; or, which is better, do it in a strong jar, in a kettle of boiling water, or set the jar on the hot hearth till done. Set the jar by, and stir it daily for six weeks; keep the jar close covered. Put it into small bot tles, i A ttooa YTor. There is a yoang gentleman re siding in :our city who is in lovo. Now, there is nothing particular about his being in love, and there would be nothing to chronicle were it not for his letter-writing propens ities and his desire to sling big words at his lady love. Last week he bad exhausted his stock of endearing and flattering epithets, and he called on us to help him out. After explaining the naturo of the- case, he said: "Now, here, I want some word that'll just paralyse her!' I want a word that boils down all the nice things you could say about her face and fig ure and all that sort of thing." We thought; a moment, then gave him the word and he slid off. lie came back in about a week, and, throwing a letter at us, fiercely ejaculated: "What are ycr gmn' us? Look at that!" and stood glowering at us un til we read the following extract from the young lady's reply: "I was much pleased with your former let ters, but in your last you seem to have gone a long way to find a word with which to deliberately make fun of me. If you will kindly explain what you mean by the expression, 'your pulchritude,' I may forgive you. If not, all is over between us." We pulled Webster's unabridged on him, and in a moment all was serene. The necessary explanation followed, and now the two hearts again "beat as one." . Why Atheism is Hated. We may at least remark that some atheists have done their best to provoke and justify tbe feeling of antagonism. It becomes at least intelligible when a French atheist writer of the day blandly assures us that "virtue and vice are the results of a current of electricity, and are natural products in just the same way as sugar and vitriol;" while a German writer i of the some school, Hellwald, points the moral of such teaching in the cynically frank avowal that "the object of science is to destroy all ideals, and to show that belief in God is a fraud, that morality, equality, freedom, love and tha rights of man are lies." It would be absurdly unjust to hold atheists, as such, responsible for these and similar offences against the common feelings of mankind ; but they may serve to explain, if they fail to justify, the popnlar estimate of atheism. The Saturday Review. A Buddhist Fable. Bodhisat was a tradesman who went from village to village ta diRnona of his wares. One dav when at the house of a carpenter, whose bead was bald like a copper porringer, a mosquito alighted thereon ; and the car penter called to his son, who was near, to drive it away. The son, taking a sharp axe for this purpose, aimed a blow at tbe insect, but split his father's head in two, and killed him. On seeing what he had done, Bodhisat said that an en emy was better than a foolish relative or friend. ' ' : f Stone Lanocaoe. The following is the language of precious stones: White stones, such as diamonds and pearls, are emblematic of "religious purity, faith, joy and life;" red (the ruby) signifies "fire, '.Divine love;" blue (theturquois and sapphire) express "truth, constancy and felicity;" yellow or gold is ine "snn,! or the "goodness of God;" green (the emerald), "hope and immortality," "victory;" violet (the amethyst), "love and truth," "passion and suffering." r Tit Blakep Scott Grammar Bcheel. This Institution, so well and favorably known throughout tbe Northwest, will be reopened for the reception of pupils on the 31st of August, As a day and board . ing school for boys and young men it furnishes facilities unsurpassed upon the coast and unapproached in the state. Tbe Head Master, Prof. Hilt is peculiarly adapted to the duties of the position he so worthily filU and has a personal over sight of pupils, second only to parental care. The course of study U comprehen sive and thorouah, fittine students for the duties ol life. In short, a happy combi nation of home corafortand school disci pline is here effected that produces most satisfactory results. Parents and guard ians who deBire to secure tor those in their charge careful oversight and thor ough educational advantages should send for a catalogue of this institution. Fna the ttaaker I Uj. V. J. 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Price of Vital Keat ratie.fS oc per bottle, or lour times tbeonantltyfortlOOO; sect to any adUdreas d receipt of price, or C. o. 11., secure from ob servation, and In private name if desired, hv 11 fcearn, atreei. Ha. rrBCle, g at. APJl:I,c,!,ore,) i ' f Kidney ;d Bisdder Complaints. Gonorrhms, Qif LeneorrtKM. For sale by all druggists: 1 a bo-tte; six bottles Ibr So ML 1 Del. Mlftllfc'ft UA,OH!X P5LUI are tbe best aud tbeapeat O VXHKpst a nH HI our. U the sa-ait. FoTaaii X, all UttsMsE, v.l CO. Fsrusi,, r. vt neteaaie Agents. marlltf Ml jrvVfasiduO, Shatfp teeth' I : ' -. I sywhkh oa-'y cot a trifle. Vm.jrV I ; - 4 cm. be inserted in fiew min I' ; nttra, without taknijr tbe smw ag . Bre - . tbe niftidrei. fund ao kiH is re- ' ii"ai y- quired mdmnff ft. V. i semi tor Catalogue jho-Hn L - their vast supenomy. More . V : ' of them are IxHrnf tW tha of 1 V' '," any other Vttnd, mnd se re !p I VjsQfc attentiK til other kurda to jpr it-m f ) tiw Chisel Tomb, I s I - 0 ' If U Street, PORTLAND, OREGON. KKLL.lt BROS. i U. P. FRANK, Portland .a?i jno seeona-naoa gooos auia j ua. oeuu iur zwxu. FR BROTHERS. aortist, ur., ataMTau FraaeJaea, Cal OKKKHjtL ASCSTS rOK Waraa. with maov ImDrovements never before seen oa anv They All Say it. "My stomsch is weak and my digestive organs (still weaker."', Strengthen them by using Wm. Pfuc der's Oregon Blood Purifier. Your druggist heept it for you. CANCER AND TUMOR CURED. Blub Marks and Wens removed without I b n-e of tbe knif- or loss of buaid. Hpeetme; m of Oncers In bottles to show. Poreopy of ei tlflcate from leading cillsens of cure mwln years ago in Oregon, and lull particulars, ad dress W. GREEN, Salem, OreK.io, Until Hepteni)er, 1811, end after that lifue at Ouklur.d, C&ilforuia. . H will be at tbe Oregon Bute Fair tn Jolr. fnqul e of Mr. John Brooks, opposite west a ate of KslrGronncs; orcrop a letter tn the Salem PtMlofttce. He expect to vlaft Halem ever year during tbe State Flr; also Portland jast bt-fr-or alter Ibe Fair.and can be found m. tbe leading hotels, all of wblub timely nol le will be given in this and etber leading pepons. Sia pay required aattl csn ts egvefed. H .s mtu cenitiOMlee are from some of the beet, men in the H'.ate. and we can vouch for tl eir veracity. His certificates would Oil aa and re, f,!onn In One print. They Purify the BloocL. X m DR. HENLY'S CELEBRATED OREGON 39 TTTTTTl KB AT5f? T5ftAm VV aaUaV .U WW 1 I X L SITTERS. rrv 3 They Cure 'Dyspepsia. Wonderful vlrtuesof the Oregon WlldO-ar Hoot, the principal component of tbe I X Bitters. A tablespoon fol of tbe IX L Bitter taken Immediately r fier every meal ss a t:r" tain enre for Dyspepsia. J. G. Carson IIA.S KEMOVrD B is Large and Complete 'stock of Doors, Sash & Blinds, PAINTS,' oils, class . AND PAINTERS' OTOCII From his old stand. North Front street, oppo lie Railroad Depot, to HO. Ill FUHt STKJtET. lKTLAal. Opposite tha oommtssfon house of DuB-la King, where be will be pleated to see hi ec tomers and friend, and would respectful' y ' licit a share of pa bile patronage. . .... 'yn J EWEtTS PURE. 31 LBI AND SAW rv u, i h iaJl Strictly Pur Atlantic wniTnj.EUD, WINDOW GLASS, BRUBHF.B. VA RVTi hf C. T. RAYNOLDS co?i cbLoS i ru WIimIow and liiinx. COCCIMS 4b riajACH, wa tsusr MlttST Oft and best. 2t "SJ ' SaiLL Mixed Paint. Oldest St u. " i i Cftorch, fVlkoel, Ftrw-ala-a Ma CeUmte-ttMavU UssKitCaU C-US,wn, trW VarTtmaaW UKFOMTH, RICE & CO Sis Afcil far HetSts Cant, iSIauiH St., Ska I ss&a - aw-ji niiiasj H"! awHmnnUUtt.. a. . i Of tnees W am tri " - t s f fifeken- tiro f e!4 k f 1, - Lia i aii! !.-. r ' TFrritiK'e.-' n ? .L i - . -at 4 .sAffeiAa. ui$immt ssati & en,. Art