the independent;. DRtVlSt IIQMB TUB COWS. ' KATE OSOOOD. On) of the clover and lu eyed gnu He turned them Into (ha river lane; One after another be let them pats, ,Anl tautened tbe meadow bars again. Under the willows and over the talll lie patiently loUowed their sober trace; - The merry whistle for ouee was still. And something euadowed the tunny face. Only a boy! and his father bad said He nevtr would let hie youngest go: Two alreaoy were lying dead, i Under tba feet of the trainpllnf foe. Eat after the evening work im doue, And tbe frogs were loud in the meadow awamp. Over hie shoulder he slung bis gun. And stealthily followed the lootpsth damp. Across the clover and through the wheat, With resolute heart and purpose trio, Though cold was the dew on the hurrying leet. And lh blind bats flitting s tat tied bim. Tbrlce since then bad the lar.se been while. And the orchards sweot with apple bloom: And now, when the eowe came tiome at night, Toe feeble father drove them hoiue. r For rewi bad come to the lonely farm Thai three were lying where two bad lain; And the old roan's ueranlou., palsied arm Could never lean on a eon's again. The summer lair grew enld and late. He wnl for tba cows when the work waa done; Bat down the lane, as bo opened the gate, Ue taw them com i eg, one by one. Brlndle, Ebony, Bpeekle and Bene, (baking their borne In the evening wind; Cmpcing the ballercups out of the grass But wha wai it following cioae behind T Loosely swung In tbe Idle air ' ' The empty aieeve of army blue; And worn and pale, from the crlvpy balr, Looked out a luce that the father knew. For Southern prisons will sometimes yawn, And vl.ltl thAlr clpad to life s0.io: And the day ti at eomes with a cloudy dawn, in guides glory at last may wsus. The ereat tear snrutiir to the'r meeting even Fur the heart must apeak when tbe lip are damn. And onder the silent evening sklee Together tbey. foi lowed the cattle home. BX BOSK TEBRY COOKE. flare. Kino- laid 'down her Bible on the aiiinfl. and looked out of the window. It VflA the 1st dav of November, and a dull, cold rain filled the streets -with mud; a few Iriith women were on their way to early mass-, and here and there a brown parrow hopped about looking for lira food: otherwise there were brick walls. The outlook was not pleasant. Clara a imlmr in nnA of the citv schools. working hard week days, so hard that occupation kept her from thinking that hsr father and mother and sister all lay in Falmouth graveyard, and what otiier relatives she hail less near and dear were st-attered far and wide. But this was Sunday; and as she finished her morning reading and looked ont of the window, while she waited for the bell to ring for breakfast; she could not help a dreadful sense of loneliness settling down on her heart. It is true there was a Bible full of comfort before her, but she was tired, lonely, chilly, and the day was all gloom. She remembered it was November, the month of Thanksgiving, and before her rose like a vision the cosy, warm kitchen at her old home, her mother making pies at the cross-legged table, father filling the brick oven always heated for that festival use with long wood shavings; Matty dressing up the sitting-room with bitter-sweet and ground pine, while she herself pared apples, strained squash or stirred the cranberry sauce on the stove, and without the sea sparkled and roared close by, and- the low cedars on the Point rustled and writhed in the keen wind. Then she had found the old red house small and inconvenient, and longed to got away to see more people and live a less quiet and monotonous life; now she would have given anything she could give to be back there with those three again. She would have no -Thanksgiving this year; she must stay in Iter cheap uoardinsr-ftouse, spend the day in her chilly room or the dark, sn ualur-parjor ueiow, ana nave no rav 01 light from pest or future to be faithful for. Nevertheless, ClaTa was and meant to be a Christian woman. The flesh is weak many . a time when the spirit is willing, and she had not learned the lust, greatest lesson of the Christian life that we life by daily bread alone; that even heavenly manna did not provide for the.morrow'B food, only for to-day. Hhe had been reading' the first four 1'aalms, and out of them but one clause ' of a versa remained with her: "Who shall show us any good?" She heard this over and over ; with curious persistency; thinking of what tier lire would prooaciy ne a Jong stretch of hard, lonely work, a homeless old age, a death among strangers. . Bit . ter tears rolled down her pale face as she entertained this spectral trouble, and pittied herself so earnestly for that which as yet was not here. There are thousands like her, poor child, thousands who bor row trouble, milliona beside who have it vritkont borrowing! but of these last she did not think. Strangely enough, the minister who preached that day in the church she ha bitually attended, took for his text the Tery lino that haunted her. . He ac knowledged that this was a common query among the unhappy of this world, but went on to say: "If we cannot really find any good which is a proposition I do not mean to dispute, since a person in the state of mind which asks that question is unable and unwilling, , both,' to see goodness, even if it were found for them let us look for evil.There is enough of that ly ing about us in every path; we are not any of us, 'all alone unhappy,' though we are apt to think so. If there is a soul in this asscmbly-which has never asked this question in bitterness of spirit, then, oh, dear soul Met me beseech yori this very day to begin and see what evil yon can find beside your own, to keep it company.' Go and measnreyour sorrows by your neighbor's: put plummet and line to next door or next room miseries, and find out where in the scale of human wretchedness you stand. It is a real comfort to the mind of man to define and establish its position. If you are once aware of evil, you can do something to wards its "mitigation, and your own bit tar experience will help you to sympa- . tbizo with others, it may be to help them ; though that is scarce to be expect ed from one who disbelieves in rood. This is a good day to begin; it is almost time for the feast of Thanksgiving, and yon who are not thankful, since the day gives yon no occupation, ouirht at least to discover others who are also unthank ful, and tell them how much less their sorrows are than yours. If yon are Christians, or think yon are, go and preach to them these bad tidings of trib ulation, and see what audiences you will have. Since you do not accept the gos pel for yourselves, except in name, go and see bow others live without it. Yes; go fill your sonls with husks, and then come bsxik, if you can not come till then, to your Father's house, and sit down and make merry in honor of your own repent ance," Clara heard no further; this strange outlook from her own standpoint so shamed and confronted her that she went home astonished at hersolf, yet in a sh:U of despondence still, for she did not kndw what to do, where to find another discouraged human being. She was a direct,, simple-minded creature, in the best sense of "simple," and so the ser mon came home to her for herself; not for her neighbors. She looked about her at the tea table that evening with a new insight; was it possible that she was to find unhappiness right under her eye? Itmight.be .so, she thought, as ' she looked at Miss Allen, an lderly wo man, who had ft room on the fourth story, just above her own, and went out dressmaking. Clara had never spoken to her before, but to-night she happened to sit next to her, and observed that her face was sad as well as grave. ' ! "It has been a disagreeable day. Miss Allen, ' she said by way of making con versation. .. "It has been a dreadul day," returned the poor woman with a sigh. "Did you get out to church?" asked Clara. - v ' .;, ;r-,. "Oh, no! this weather gives me the rheumatism so, I can scarcely come to my meals. " 1 ; Here waa an opening. One word led to another, and Clara found that the poor woman was bo disabled by paia that her work was delayed or suspended, her daily bread precarious, and besides Deing poor sue was inendiess ana no longer young. Here, indeed, she found evil, but finding it, forgot her own mis eries in consoling another's. It was not much to bring Miss Allen into her room, where hor one Snnday evening luxury, a small fire, filled an open grate, and where an easy rocker rested the half crippled limbs of the suffering woman. She rested here for an hour or two, told the young girl her sad story of loss, and nitied Clara's loneliness, and then crept up to her own bed, cheered and helped. Itll seem Bo good , she sain, to tlunk you're right under me. I shall not feel hall so lonesome. i Knock on the floor, then, if you re ; ill in the night and want me," Clara an swored. "I shall be glad to help yo if I can," and she went back to her room, full of plans to make Miss Allen more ; comfortable; she would carry her up one of the flannel sheets she had brought from Falmouth, and paste one of her windows with strips of paper about the sash edges, it was so near her bed. Sue went to rest in quite another temper from that of the morning, though she did not know it. The next day had its own work, the dull routine of school, the recurrent lessons, the stupid children. One was absent. "Do any of yon know where Sally Blair is to-day, she asked. "Pleaso'in, she's down with a broke leg " said a boy who lived next door to theBlairs. So, after school, Clara went down into Elm street and hunted up the house. It was au old brown tenement, where four families lived, but inquiries enough led her to the back room on the second story, and opening the door to a gruff "come in," she found Sally stretched on a cot in the corner, her half-paralyzed father in a chair by the fire, smoking a clay pipe, her mother at the wash-tub by the window, two dirty babies tumbling on the floor, and the whole room filled with that indescribable odor of dirt, trrease frying, soapsuds and tobacco, that is so often the only atmos phere the poor know. Mrs. Blair wipod her hands on her apron and set a chair; the man nodded aiM laid down his pipe; the twins looked up in surprise, and Sally began to cry. Certainly Clara had found evil here, Sally was so glad to see her, however. that she felt it repaid her coming, and the twins ceased their noisy play while she sat there talking tenderly and gently to the child, who had become a burden instead of a help to that poverty-stricken family. When she at last left them, promising to come again, and picked her way back through the filthy, foggy streets to her boarding house, lust within the door she met the table girl coming out of the dining room with some tea and toast on a waiter.. It was for Miss Allen, and Clara volunteered to take it tip. She found her friend quits helpless, and very tearfully glad to see a kind face. Clara made her more comfortable in a few minutes, and scarcely observed that her own tea was cold and her butter soft because she came late to her supper. Her Bible that night seemed to tell another story to her heart; her little room, full of the home tokens and touches she had brought with her, seemed no longer sad; she was filled with the contrast between its appliances and com forts, and the four bare walls, the wood en chairs, the uneasy bed above her, and the grimy, oppressive poverty of the Blairs' homo. She did not even remem ber to pour out her own sorrows in her prayers, she felt such an earnest desire that these others should be helped and comforted. Now she had two new interests in hor life, and the days seemed too short. She could make Sally a warm sack out of one she had to spare, and little woolen dresses for the twins from a skirt that had out lived its usefulness as far as she was con cerned; also, out of her scant earnings she could how and then take the child an orange or a few crackers. There was daily visit to pay Miss Allen, a book from the free library to read to her when the room was not too cola to sit in, a flower perhaps, that some kindly scholar had brought her to light up the invalid's room, or a fresh piece of toast which she persuaded, the cook to let ut make her self. Bo the davs went on towards Thanks giving; other people beside Clara hai heard that sermon which so impressed her. Mrs. Armstead, whose husband was the pastor of the church, had taken it to her own heart; her boy went to school where Clara was a teacher, and liked Miss King with a boyish enthusiasm. His mother, too. had watched her sad, deli cate face across the church, and now that Thanksgiving time drew near, she thought of the girl with kindly provision, and went one Saturday to see her. Clara was both pleased and surprised, and showed all her better self, as we all do to genuine sympath. -1 . "Are you going home to Thanksgiv ing, my dear?" said Mrs. Armstead. Clara's eyes filled. "I haven't any home!" she said; and the words had scarcely escaped when a gentle kiss touched her forehead. "Poor little soul!" said the motherly visitor. ' Xou are then the very person I want to see. You must come and take your Thanksgiving dinner with us; Johnny thmkg Miss King is 'just bully. Forgive the slang, dear, it is Johnny's greatest compliment, and yon ought to know Mr. Arnjstead, since you attend his church. I shall expect you right after service; don't forget." i . And with another kiss she took leave. A little thing to do, perhaps, but givirf a great pleasure. Clara felt as if the sun shone into her room all that day, and in the church porch the next morning, a bow and smile from the minister's wife seemed to make the church itself home like. Thanksgiving day came at last; but be fore it came Clara had learned its lesson; in the want and suffering of others she found fresh knowledge of her own com forts and blessings; works had vindicated and rekindled her faith; her prayers were vitalized by the spirit of Him who came to seek and save the lost; and shar ing His labor she shared also His recom pense. . It was with a heart fully attuned to tbe hour that she sat down in her seat to hear Mr. Armstead's sermon, and as turned to her Bible, to follow his scrip ture reading, her eye fell again on that text of query; and with a full heart she read and received it all. "There be many that say, who will show us any good? Lord, lift thou up the light of thy countenance upon ns. Thou hast put gladness in my heart more than in the time that their corn and their wine increased. I will both lay me down in peace and sleep, for Thou, Lord, only malcest me to dwell in safety." Clara's question was answered. How a Duchess Should Receive Her Gpests. - Bulcs for receiving your guests, if yon are a Duchess: Your ser vants in livery will introduce your guests from the ante-chamber, calling out their names, and they on entering will make you bows and grimaces by the dozen. You also must go through "your exercise. If the guest is a duke, stand straight up; and if a marquis, half way up; if a count, a little way up; if a baron, just bend a little the hinges of your knees; and as for a mere gentleman, any common week-day inclination will do. Yonr servants, too, must be drilled. Monsieur le Prinee Gortchakoff! This must be pronounced in a loud and dis tinct voice, the doors of the saloon must be banged open, and the buzz of the saloon must cease for a while. The de scending scale of dignity must be observed, down through the subordinate visitors, until you hear in a soft soprano, on G flat, just audible, Monsieur Guibollard. Then you will see squeez ing through, the door a little ajar, a humble individual holding on to his claque hat by the tips of his fingers, while his knees encourage each other by sympathetic and involuntary meetings. The Parisian. A Danbury man offended one of the lady clerks in a fancy goods store at a party a few evenings ago. A day or two later he went into the the store and in quired if she had "gentleman's gloves." "Yea." "Y want ft pair he said. "Who are they for?" she asked, looking him straight in the eyee. , " Why tatmo," he gasped, turning scarlet under the in sinuation in her inquiry. Sam Houston's Duel. ' " . -. -i-f Simpson county, though peaceful enough in those latter days, was in its earlier history the scene of encounters that have passed into history. Within its borders, or adjacent thereto, the hot blooded Tennesseans were wont to settle their affairs of honor, and the crack of the duellists' pistol not unfrequently re sounded in the quiet forests. Jear Adairviile, in the edge of Logan county, General Jackson fought Dickinson for the honor of the woman he loved, and stood like a statue after struck by his antagonist's shot. It was on this oc casion that he proved his iron will by telling his second that "had he been shot through the heart, he would have lived long enough, to kill his antago nist." Six miles south of Franklin, on the farm of II. J. Duncan, 200 yards from the Tennessee line, was fought a duel which created wide-spread excitement throughout the Union, owing" to the reputation of the principals. - In l&'M General Sam Houston was a member of Congress from the Nashville district in Tennessee, and sending homo for distri bution among his constituents a number of public documents, he claimed that Curry, the postmaster at Nashville, sup pressed and failed to doliver them, and denounced him as a scoundrel. For this Curry sent him a challenge by ueneral lute. Houston refused to re- ceive the message, as ho stated. "from i such a contemptible source, throwing it on the ground and stamping on it. General AY liite said he was not sur- prised, as no one expected Houston light. To thia Houston retorted, "Do you try me." Of course a challenge loUowed from , White, which Houston promptly accepted. The terms and conditions were: ".Fifteen feet dis tance; holster pistols; time, sunrise." The place chosen, as stated, was in Simpson county. On the 23d day of September, 1826, the parties met at the designated point with their seconds. The fact that a duel was to be fought hail gone abroad, and a number of persons . had secreted themselves near the field to witness the aaair, a lacs unknown to either principals or sec onds. After the first shots had been exchanged and White had fallen to the ground, the people rushed to the spot. Houston seeing them and fearing an arrest, started toward the State line with a view of crossing and escaping. General White called to him, "Gen eral you have killed me." Houston then faced the crowd with pistol still hand and inquired if there were any officers of the law among them, and being answered in the negative, ho ad vanced to the side of his late antago nist, and kneeling by him, took his hand, saying, "I am sorry for you, but you know that it waa forced upon me." General White replied. "I know it and forgive vou.',' White had been shot through just above the hips, and the surereons to clause the wound of blood took one of their old-fashioned silk neck erchiefs through the wound. General White recovered from his fearful wound, as much to the joy of Houston as to himself. During the week preceding the duel General Houston remained at the home of Sanford Duncan, near the field, practicing meanwhile with pistols. At this temporary home were two belliger ent dogs, named for their pugnacious dispositions. Andrew Jackson and Thomas H. Benton. These were con tinnally fighting, Houston's political sentiments leading him to espouse the cause of the Jackson pup.who very much to his delight was a constant winner in the fravs. The hour for rising and pre paring for the duel on the arrival of the day was 3:40 a. m. Just beforethat hour General Jackson barked beneath the window of his admirer's room, awaken ing him. Houston arose without dis turbing his attending friends, and began the task of moulding bullets With which to fight Gt neral White. As the first bul let fell from the mould a game-cock, which he admired scarcely less than he did the dog, crowed a loud, clear note Houston, with that element of super stition in nearly every mind, accepted the early greetings of his friends as happy ones, and marking the bullet on one side for the dog andjtlte otlyjr for the chicln made up his mind that his pis- to snouict ioauuu wiui , uiu mat us would fire first that particular ball at General White. He afterward said that "he was not superstitious, but these two circumstances made him feel assured of success," thus disproving his own words. The bullet was used, and White fell at the first fire, as stated. After the duel Houston selected as a coat-of -arms "a chicken-cock and a dog," and many were the comments made by those unfamiliar with the facts in alter years, when a President of Texas and a Senator in Con cress, he sportea so strange a crest, These facts are authentic, having been related by General Houston to ban ford Duncan Jr., late of Louisville, while the two were en route to Washing ton city during Houston's term as Sena tor. Bowling (Sreen intelligencer, LI 6 Co in at (ietlysbui g. A correspondent of the Springfield Republican thus describes Lincoln's ap pearance at the Gettysburg celebration: The day was beautiful, and Lincoln, when he approached the battlefield, was the one on whom all eyes were fastened He rode on horseback to the spot where the exercises took place.and looked awk ward in a long, black overcoat which al most covered the horse's flunks, with a sorry-looking blaek silk hat resting on the back part of his head. His face was a study, and its worn expression, caused by the mighty cares of that momentous period of our history, appeaiea to au hearts. No man's deportment that day gave more more solemn assurance of the deepest interest in all that took place than Lincoln's. When he reached the top of Cemetery hill I noticed he gave a sweep ing glance over the field, and never shall I forget its expression ; it was a sort of far-away look," such as it is said one al ways sees in the faces of those destined to die soon, and seem to see the spirits of those gone before. The Bev.Dr. Stockton, chaplain of the Senate, opened the proceedings with prayer, and was followed by Edward Everett, the matchless orator, who spoke for nearly three hours, delivering a most polished address of over sixteen thou sand words; the foot soldiers who stood in line in front of the platform, were somewhat wearied. After the singing of a hymn by a choir from Philadelphia, Lincoln then addressed the assemblage, dedicating tho grounds. When he came to the words, "but in a stronger sense, we cannot dedicate, we cannot conse crate, we cannot hallow this ground." I have never seen an orator (and I have heard Webster, Choate, Sumner, Pierre Soule, Botts, Bantonl and other great orators) command suoh an intense interest. It was one of those supreme moments, when a person feels he is taking part in a scefae which will live in history and bo referred to by one's children's children; and so it proved. The country appreciated the greatness of Lincoln's soul, and his heart-appealing words will live in our history when some of out orators will be for gotten. She hung upon his arm so lovingly he was her heaven and beamed up in his face with all the radience of those pale blue eyes. Her heart would speak, and yet the tongue refused its utterance. But love and admiration broke the spell, and from the rapture of her soul she breathed forth, "Your mustache is be ginning to grow, Georgie." The following conversation recently occurred in a Boston book-store between a well-known poet and one of the firm: i'oet "reople can have no comprehen sion of the-patience and labor required to compose an epic poem." i Bookseller "Ana the poets can naye no compre hension of the patience and labor to read one.". : ." A foolish man married a dumb woman because she could : never scold him. Imagine his anguish when she writes out her curtain lectures on a slate, and when he comes home at 1 A. k. makes him read them aloud to hex, that she may know ho does read and understand them. French Home Life. Every morning the housekeeper, or the bonne, goes to the stores or to the mar ket to buy what is strictly needed for the day, and no more. You will Bee, for instance, walking along with her small basket on her arm, carrying ten cents worth of charcoal and two cents' worth of kindling-wood and do it with as mnch unconcern and with evidently as much relish as if it were a basket full of luscious fruit or fragrant flowers. An other will; be on her way to buy pro yisions for the seer nd breakfast. If, for instance, there are a ur in the family, she will stop at the fruitier to buy a little bunch of i nice fresh radishes, with a quarter of a pound of good butter, to be set on the table as horn cl'avtrre, then she vill trot along to the butcher's looking so nice, with her pretty white cap en casing her black crispy hair, and her bright smiling face shining under it; she is often heard humming a well known air as Bhe goes along, and does not think it unladylike a bit to poke up hor turned-up nose, even a little higher than is becoming, at something she sees and does not like; on, I say, she trots to tho butcher's to get four chops, one apiece, at a price of about fifteen cents a chop; then a pound of potatoes, to cut fine and fry crisp and puffy, as only the French know how to do; on she will wend her i . .1 . .1 . . .. .... .i , i. j way to uie cueese store, suu auiuujj uiu i hundred kinds for sale there she w.ll select ten cents' worth of the kinds she wants; onward she trots to the fruit store, and there she daintily picks two nice fresh bunches of grapes or two large, luscious pears, to be divided among four for dossert ; then passing by, she drops in at the grocer's, and asks for a qnarter of a pound of ground coffee tit the indispensible little cup of black coffee to be sipped at leisure while the merry talk goes round, making both help . ,r ii i i . .--n - i to aigestiiue uumuie, out biui reiiiieu dejeuner. ! So you see, with what you would call a meagre meal, they have al most a feast, because the meat has been tastefully selected and tastefully cooked; because the potatoes have been goldculy and invitingly fried; because it has all been prepared as if it was meant not only to be eaten but to be good; because . was very daintily put on the table; be cause eaoh dish was eaten separately, with a warm, clean plate for each, and because the Freuoh enjoy their food, and eat with the most inviting appetite. You will mak(i that nice little family cry out in holy horror if you only imagine tliat they might sit down to this breakfast without one or two bottles of wine en tho table. They will, of course, put water in their wine while partaking of the gro$ plats, but at dessert, just before the coffee they will swallow a wine glass of it pure.to tone down the meal and hasten digestion. Yes, indeed, French people, high and low, know how to live, and I believe God intended that it should be so; use all with moderation, but use as if you liked what God gives you. Dakota (Jim-hsan is. We started for Pine Bidge (or Red Cloud) agency. Fiye of our party were missionaries. The similarity of the country now traversed to that passed over between Kuii Jail and Rosebud gave much monotony to this part of our trip. It was broken, however, by two incidents. On the second day, having traveled far with no signs of water, we suddenly dis covered a large lake. All of us were thirsty, tired and dusty. Our facilities for bathing during the journey had been inconsiderable, and as this expanse of water broke upon our view one ex claimed, j "there is a sight for all eyes." Two horsemen dashed ahead to find a spot for camping. They had scarcely reached the shore, however, when both horses stepped into quicksand. One sank almost to his belly. His rider jumped from his back and providentially alighted on a firm spot. But it was only by the greatest exertion of man and horse that they got out. The other horse only had two feet in and was therefore able to extricate himself. Dakota seems to abound in quicksands. Every marsh, the shores of every lake and river, every creek bottom, though it be dry of water, must be trodden with the utmost caution. The other day one of the young Indians from St. Paul's boarding school at Yankton agency, who had gone out to shoot ducks, came back with marks of mud on his clothes almost up to his shoulders. He had sunk that far in a quicksand. How he ever got ont was a wonder. One of the party managed with a little care to reach the edge of tho lake, and walking crutiouwly over tho yielding alkali mud, found to hia surprise that the lake bottom was waterless. The soil, still moist in places, had been whitened by the sun till it gave exactly the ap pearance of wind-swept water. So per fect was the deception that when, a little further on, we passed another such place, I rode nearer, wondering if this could be a lake after all. Wre pushed on for several hours, and late in the afternoon we reached welcome water; we drank heartily of it and had supper; but it was almost dark when the wagon containing baggage, tents, etc., drove in. iV. x. Evening rout. A Washington Romance. In ono of the pleasant streets in Wash ington there lives the fashionable dress maker of the city. She is patronized by ladies of high social standing who live here, or who come here for a winter, This dressmaker belongs to a good Marv land family, one of her uncles having been a Governor of that State. She was nniortunato in her marriage, for a coarser man or harder drinker than was her husband is seldom seen. I say "was," for, happily, the poor woman is finally relieved of her burden, he having meil from a sunstroke last summer. This wretched man has always been a terror to the patrons of the madam, for it was well understood that in his drunken rages he abused his wife shockingly, it seemed to be his delight, when he was about half drunk, to slip away from his watchful wife ana answer the door-bell. ushering in madam's fashionable cus tomers. He had another pleasant habit of going among her new customers, who naa not learned his pleasant ways, and collecting bills due her, give a receipt, and go cheerfully away and get most horribly drunk. During Mrs. Hamilton Fish's residenoe here she was a constant patron of madam Those who have seen Mrs. Fish will re member her dignified manner and refiued face. One day Mrs. Fish went to madam's to try on a dress which she was having made. She was taken up stairs into the pretty dressing-room, and the madam was arranging the folds of Mrs. Fish's handsome dress, when most horrible oaths were heard, and heavy, drunken steps coming in the direction of the dressing-room, Mrs. Fish knew the peculiarities of the man of the house, was frightened nearly to death. What could she do? She felt that she should certainly die if she could not hide some where from this monster, for it was well understood that he was always armed with some instrument of death when in these drunken fits. Mrs,- Fish looked for a closet; there was none in the room; but, happily, she discovered the bed, and with a wild plunge she and her new dress disappeared under it, only to emerge from her hiding place whenthe combined efforts of the family had succeeded in lockiDg up the drunken brute. lioston Jiercud. In a certain town in Yolo county is a mercantile honse owned by Jonas Hugg, and he employs a very amiable young clerk, by name'Sylvcster Smile. They are both represented as amiable gentle: men, and it is said that young ladies take a peculiar delight in dropping into the store to see the clerk Smile and Hugg the proprietor, Girls, if you want to encourage young men, get an album. It s the hrst thing a bashful young man grabs when he enters a strange house where there are girls. We've Been them look through one until they know every picture by heart, from page one to General Urant in the back part. It's wonderful what interest a bashful man will take in a girl's grand mother and pug-nosed uncle at the first visit, but it's always so. Get 'em girls. It'a the best thing in the world to oc cupy a fellow's hands, and it's a sure ynre for bashfulness. i aJsassaaaTsssssssaaaa SHOUT X BITS. "Put not ymr trust in kings. Three aces and a jack will skin tlem every time. Difficulties, by bracing the mind to overcome them assist cheerfulness, as exercise digestion. Bovee. To tell a falsehood is like the cut of a sabre, for, though the wound may heel, me scar will remain, aadi. A young man who keeps ft collection locks of hair of hia lady friends, calls them his hair breadth escapes. Humility is the Christian's greatest honor; and the higher mon climb, the farther they are from heaven. Bur der. He who has no opinion of his own, but depends upon the opinion and taste of others is a slave. F. G. Klop stock. If your wife objects to kissing you be cause -you smoke, simply remark that you know some girl who will. That settles it. There is always hope in a man that actually and earnestly works. In idle ness alone there is perpetual despair. Carlyle. Hojie is like the wing of an angel, soaring up to heaven and bearing our prayers to the throne of God. f Jeremy Taylor. One who is content with what he has done will never become famous for what he will do. He has lain down to die. Bovee. Everything has recently advanced in price except liberty, which remains at eternal vigilance with liberal reduction to the trade. . , -, . If you want to talk heavy science, say "protoxyd of hydrogen," instead of ice. It sounds bigger and not one man in a thousand will know what you mean." Mix together all the food on an Ameri can dinner table, add vinegar and horse radish, stir with an old iron spoon, and the result would be one favorite dish for a Russian. i Men can live for years and years with only one lung, but the chap who expects to move the previous question at a ward caucus should save both his lungs and hia legs, too. A Nebraska druggist got a boy to take a big sniff of hartshorn as a joke; boy kicked over a kerosene lamp; oil took fire; loss on store, 1300. The druggist is now driving team. After waiting four years a Michigan lover finally popped the question, and the girl answered, "Of course I'll have you; why, you fool, you. we could have been married Otree years ago." "Juge not lest ye be juged," was a conv recently "set" bv a teacher in one of the public schools of Chicago. Doubt less that teacher considers spelling one of the ornamental branches. "Twenty years ago," said a Georgia philosopher, "niggers was wuf a thou sand dollars a piece. ow dey would be deah at two dollars a dozen. It's 'ston ishin' how de race am runuin down." Josh Billings says he has no objeck shun to a man parting his hair in the middle; I alwuz insist on him finishing up the job by wearing a short gown and petti-koat. Business man- "You vagabond! You send word in that you want to see me on business, and when I ask what your business is you beg!" Vagabond "But yon forgot, sir, begging is my business!" , "Never leave what you undertake un til you can reach your arms around it and clinch your hands on tho other side," says a recently published book for young men. Very good advice; but what if she screams? It was a brace of communists who met in a secluded holstery near Tompkins Square. "Lugsy watch you've got on," said one; "what's she worth?" "Don't know," the other horny-handed replied, "the jeweler was asleep." "Hi, cabby, have you a hot brick in your hack?" "Yes, bbss." (Enter fare.) "I say, cabby, this hack is as cold as Greenland I thought yon said you had some hot bricks." "So I have they're under my feet out here. G'lang!" It is only by labor that thought can be made healthy, and only by thought that labor can be made happy, and the two cannot be separated with impunity. Rivskin. "Been having your boots half-soled?" asked Tom. "Well, yes;" said Ben, who was looking a little seedy; "but they're not half s'old as my hat." And it was 3 o'clock the next afternoon before Tom understood just what he meant by it. Josh Billings says: "I will state, for the information of those who haven't had a chance to lay in sekrit wisdom az I have, that one single hornet who feels well can break up a whole camp-meet ing." The are many moments' of sadness in an editor's life, but there are occasional gleams of joy, one of which is when a pile-driver falls on the head of a man who is in the habit of looking over copy in the editor's desk. There is a touching beauty in the pale white rose that grows by the dusty way side, half choked with thistle down; but it is all lost upon the man who breaks both his back suspender buttons when he stoops to pluck it. An innocent exchange has a disserta tion on "Why the hair comes out." After the editor gets married he will write wholly on other subjects, deeming that too simple. The butterfly, the butterfly, How doth the butterfly? and why? Because the hired girl doth make The round, flat, toothsome buckwheat cake Aye, this is why doth butterfly. "You have a pleasant home and a bright fireside with happy children sit ting aronnd it, haven't you?" said the Judge. "Yes, sir," said Mr. Thompson, who thought he was away out of the difficulty. "Well," said the Judge, "if the happy children sit around the cheer ful fireside until you return, they will be there just forty-three days, as I shall have to send you up for that time. Irresistible inducements to purchasers are offered by the ever popular proprie tors of the widely known Farmers and Mechanics' Store. An immense stock of spring goods has been received, and the prices have been reduced so materially that nothing but. bargains can do od tained. The stock Is comprehensive and of the very best quality, and must be sold. ... Edwabd Evebett's Family. Mrs Wise, the widow of Lieutenant Wise, who died in Washington the other day, was the only daughter of Edward Etfprett, and was one of the brighter t of his children, but was very plain. She leaves a son and daughter, the former named for his grandfather. William Everett is now the only one left of Ed ward Everett's immediate family. He is at the head of the old Adams Academy at Qnincy, Mass. He is eccentric in his habits and manners, as as unlike his handsome and courtly father in feature a, and personal appearance as could pof sibly be. The picturesque old home stead at Winchester, Mass., on the Mystic pond, over across from the hills on which the stately mansions of the Brooksos, his connections by marriage, are situated, was long since deserted by the family, and it is now used as a sum mer boarding-house. This is the home stead which was so injured by the raising of the waters of the pond when it was taken for the Mystic water-works, and on account of which Everett made rq earnest an effort, just before his death, for large and what he considered only reasonable damages, dwelling on the injury to the beauty of the place rather than to the majrket name, it wob from tins hearing that he went direct to Fanenil Hall, and mode hia last great speech in behalf of the Savannah sufferers; when he re marked as he stepped upon the platform, "My feet are like ice. but my heart is like fire." He died a few days after, nd the mental agitation occasioned by this case was supposed by his friends to have hastened his death. After his brother Sidney's melancholy death, William Everett lived there 'alone for a while, pursuing his studies with great devo tion.'' .. ' WHAT II M1AQER" BfCBt MB. FEU RKB, THE ONLY MANLTACTUKEB ON THK COAST, EN&IOHTKN OCB HEADERS ON TBE BCBJKCt. Ifbom tbe daily bvxsimu TELEGRAM An article on the use of lager beer having lately appeared in the columns of the Tkieokam, and having been made a subject of general comment, we deter mined to ask Mr. Feurer, of the Gam brinus Brewery, some questions in regard to lager beer, that we might enlighten our readers as to where they could obtain the genuine article. We found Mr. Feurer at his handsome licerhall, the Quelle, on the corner of Second and Stark streets, where he was glad to an swer any question in regard to the mat ter. Lager beer is given the name on ac count of the length of time it is kept in fermentation, and tho length of time it is stored away before use. We learned from Mr. F. that nd ice was used in the manufacture of beer in Portland until he began its nse. The Gambrinns Brew ery has an immense cellar made of brick, 70 feet long, 20 feet wide and 20 feet in high, and is the best adapted to the purpose for which it is required of any cellar in uregon. uno of the prime es-1 sontials in the manufacture of lager beer is cleanliness. Give a brewer good clean tubs and vats and half the battle in mak ing good ljeer is won. If a tub or pail is not iiet'fectlv clean the duality of the beer is always interior. About the Gam brinus Brewery everything is kept as noat as wax the tubs and vats are con stantly being scalded and cleaned, and no filth is ; allowed to gather. Another prime essential in making lager beer is good water, and no brewery on the coast is as fortunate in that respect as the Gambrinns. Mr. Feurer has the sole right to use the water from the spring at City Park, and it is conveyed about one half I mile to his brewery in pipes. It is the sweetest water in Portland. Lager beer must be brewed stronger thaii that made by the " California " pro cess, and therefore the cost of brewing it is much greater. To bo of the best quality it must be kept while fermenting in a place where the temperature is low, and from two and a half to three months' time is necessary after fermentation be fore it can be placed on the market. Mr. Feurer has a cooler cellar and uses more ice each year to keep a low tem perature than all the other breweries in tho city. Years ago in Europe and the Eastern States all lager beer was made in the winter season, and the absence of cool cellars caused a great deal of the beer to sour by the middle of the sumt mer. No manufacturer brewed beer at all during the warm season, until it was discovered that cellars could be kept of the proper temperature of ice, since which time beer has been made at all seasons. In order to obtain the best la ger it is absolutely necessary that it be kept two or three months after fermen tation in a cold cellar, and it is impossi ble to have lager without. Beer made by the . : " CAUi'OKXIA PBOCESS" Can be made much cheaper than lager. This process, which is in general use on the coast, is an outgrowth of the old way of making spruce beer, which every old bar-keeper nsed to make behind his bar in three days' time. But beer made after that process, though it has been improved upon somewhat, is not what an old-country brewer would call beer at all. It is a fraud on the name of lager beer, of the worst kind. The foam generated by beer made in that fashion is simply yeast in fermentation, and taken into the stomach in any con siderable quantity produces bilious ness and headache. Any physician or chemist who has ever exa'mined this fea ture in beer mode by this process will pronounce it very injurious to the health. With this hot process beer can be brewed and placed on the market in three days' time, and in thus turning it out so quick the expense is less, and it can lie sold at a profit for about one-half of what is necessary to charge for genuine lager. The beer-drinkers of Portland are fast learning the difference between lager beer and that made by any other process and once having drank that made by the Gambrinus Brewery, they are loth to drink any other; henco every niouth the popularity of the genuine lager beer made by Mr. Feurer is increasing. , A Call. : Enthusiasm is a very beautiful thing, but (often becomes an intolerable nui sance. This truth has been exemplified by an incident which occurred during a recent performance at the Gaiety Theater of La Joie Fait Peur. M. Got, who played "Noel," was called at a mo ment when the pathetio interest of the piece was very high. He at first refused to obey the summons, but as the ap plause grew more urgent he came to the door as though lm yenng mistress had called him, bowed to and entered into a conversation with her, and went off look ing at the audience. This silent but forcible rebuke should be laid to heart by too-enthusiastic play-goers. Has it ever occurred t them that by stopping the play until an actor has received their plaudits they diminish even their own enjoyment. The pleasure we derive from a dramatic performance materially de pends upon the extent to which we are allowed to persuade ourselves that what is passing on the stage is real The pros cenium should be as a window from which actual events are witnessed. Now. it would lie difficult to imagine anything more inimical to this illusion than the appearance of a player immediately after a poweriui scene ana exit. His face necessarily wears an expression very dif ferent from that which is impressed on the minds of the audience; and others of the dramatis permnce, instead of pro oeeding with their parts, have to stand mute and motionless until the little ceremony is over, The practice of call ing an actor beioro the enrtain, especially between acts, is for similar reasons ob jectionable, though, of course, in a minor degree, liis appearance abruptly re minds us of the unreality of what we have seen, and his smiliug, or at any rate placid, face seems to justify the re mark made by Johnson when Garriek complained that conversation at the wings as he was about to go on disturbed in his feelings, , For the state of things we have comprehended, a section of the audience is to blame, . No doubt many players are delighted to have a "call" in the middle of an act, or before the curtain, but those who respect their art come forward with unfeigned reluctance. and from a conviction that if they de clined to do so they would give much offense. They know that the impression they have created would be more durable if the actor were not seen except wnen ne is acting, xue coldness of the occupants of the stalls and dress-circle is bad enough ; Die enthusiasm of tho pit and gallery, if it can manifest itself in no better way than the ill-tamed "calls," is considerably worse: The Theatre. No language can express the power and beauty and heroism and majesty of a mother's love. It shrinks not where man cowers, and grows stronger where man faints, and over the wastes of Worldly fortunes sends the radience of its quenchless fidelity like a star in heaven. Chapin. Early in the present century, Samson Levy was a prominent member of the Philadelphia bar. A client called on him one day and stated his case with con siderable prolixity, concluding with the question: "Now, Mr. Levy, what do you think 1 had better do?" "If I were you," was his reply, "I would go hp,me and put a $10-note in my pocket-bubk, and go io some lawyer of my acquain tance and ask his advice about the mat ter ." The client's poket-book immediately appeared. A young man who had just returned fon long journey, clasping his adored one in a Iqvely embrace in ft dimly, lighted parlor, was seized with a great terror that for an instant paralysed his energies. "Oh, my darling,' said he, wildly, "why didn't yon write me of this? What is it spinal disease? or have you dislocated some of year ribs, that you are obliged to wear this great leather bandage?" "Oh, love," , she gently murmured, "this is only my new belt; I would have got a broader one,b.u it would not go under my ajuua. ' A Lady's Reward. The true story of tho diamond neck lace Daniel Webster gave to Mrs. Joseph Gales is said to be this: When Mr. Webster made his celebrated reply to Senator Hayne, of South Carolina, Mr. Gales, the senior editor of the National InteUigencer, undertook to report it, at the request of the orator, who assured Mr. G. that the speech would not be more than half an hour long. The editor was busy, but he thought he could spare time to take down and write out so short a speech. But as Mr. Webster was ascending the steps of the Capitol on the morning that he was to speak, he met Judge Story, who told him that it was a good opportunity to give his views upon the Constitution. Webster acted upon the suggestion, and instead of speaking for only half an hour, he spoke for three hours. Mr. Gales, under the spell of the orator, wrote on, perfectly uncon scious of the lapse of time. But when he came to look over his notes he found they were so voluminous that he never would have time to transcribe, them. The speech not appearing in the InteUigencer in due time, Mr. Webster called upon the editor at his honse, who told him that the speech was so long.and his time so much occupied, that he feared he could not find time to write it out for publication. While the orator was expostulating with the editor, and endeavoring to urge him to work, Mrs. Gates appeared and said she thought she could write out the speech, as she had been in the habit of assisting her hus band in transcribing his notes. She un dertook the task, and in two days sent Mr. Webster his speech in full. A mag nificent diamond necklace was the rich reward of the Massachusetts Senator. And thus waa preserved to American literature the masterplace of our greatest orator. nnr ...id wat.-c-sap w ,111 .11 nui iic.uiiii.jr. exbausteti vitality, or from tbe f-fTects 01 oufhful follies or xcess In inalnrer yesrs, can hi lliorouillily arid quickly curod by tiling the srem Enaiiftb remedy, "Sir Atley Cnopei's Vital RcHToaATiys " It Is not an excitant, but an lioue! cu'o. Price, ti a bo: tie, or four times tbe quantity, J10, and ran be obtained of Uoixja, Davis A Co., Wholesale AttDln. or director A. K. Mmtle.M. D.,11 Kearney Street, Ban Franeco,Oal. - "- Pills of Nill Welti are not wor.b as much to tbe victim of Dyspepsia or Btlliousnes as Dr. Mlnlie's Kiiglisu DxntfeUon Liver aud Dyt pepula Pill. It Hears the Liver of bile, tones up the Ktomch, cures foul breath, coated tons tie, pain In the side or back, water-brash, Klil'lintm, rush or bluod tj I be Head, pimples, sallow complexion: Is sugar-ooHled, and no mercury or other mineral in It. For sale by all drumrlkts. Hbdge, Davis A Co., wholesale ageais. .- Wblte'a Prairie Viewer. Taking before retiring will insure a good night's rest, with an awakening in the rosy morn to health, couraeo and visor. For cuated toneue. bad breath, sick headache, or any disturbance analog irura uyspepaia or lorpia liver, it is wim out a peer. Its action on disease is entirely dif ferent from any mSdicino ever introduced, quiet ing pains almost instantly. The hue and cry raised against it by patent medicine men, who have foreseen in its advent the destruction of their nefarious business, and the thousands of uu solicits 1 testimonials llowing in from all parts of the -New world, is a sure indication of its great merits. Trial size at all drug stores. Hull pound bottles, 75 cents. i'or sale by all respec table uruggiiti. Win making; stay purriiaieorla writ. 1uk la response to hut advert Isemrtttin this paper yen will please mention Ibc name of I lie paper. Portland Business Directory PHVSICIAS AD BURGEON. CARDWEIX, W. B.-8. K. cor. Kirst and Mor rison, over Morse's Palace of Aru DENTIST. SMITH, DR. E. 0.-1U7 .First atree', Portland. A. B. SINOLKTON. J. C. KCHft. J. w. KKi.LKV, ex. Ciptatn of police. A. 8. SINGLETON & CCS NORTHWEST COAST Detective & Collection Af?iiey. Collection intuit Promptly and litttctirr. Hut -nets Attended to with Secrecy awl Dispatch. Office, Room 10, DeAum'a building, Northwet cor. First and Washington Portland. A. C. OIB1IS. E. W. BINcn AM GIBBS BINGHAM, Attornevs and Counsellors at Law" Portland, its Oregon. Office, 8 and 9, over First National Uana Particular attenUou paid to busimss In the United Htatea courts. THE O REG ONI AN POR 1889. THE 0XLY KEWSPAPiR Ifl THE SOUTHWEST. TUIHTIETU YKaK, A Premium for Each New Subscriber. A Splendid Slap of Oregon and Washington. Lour experience has taught the people of Oregon and Washington that the only journal pnblished within their harden which gives full and reliable news is THE OREQONIA.N. 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OBCUOlflAN Fl'BiaSHlsa CO., :. I'orttsisuta Oreg-osu THE OREGON -00- The Most Wonderful Medical Discovery . ' ' OF MODERN TIMES. -00- Challenges the World as a Remedy for Pains in trie Back and Kidneys, Non-Retention of Urine, Diabetes, Leuoerrhcta, Inflammation of the Bladder or Kidneys, Brick Dust Deposit in urine, Nervousness, Painful or Suppressed Menstruation. And all the complaints arising from a deceased or debilitated state of ibe Kidneys or Urine j Organs of either sex. It la flJBKLY VaUKTABLS and ENTIRELY H.iKMLKSW, and es pecially adapted to I he neel of W'omea aud Children. It presents Ills ' Leaf of the Plant For those who wish to make their own Tea: and cult to do tbis, we have prepared a CONCENTRATED EXTRACT Which contains tbe virtues of the Plant In a form convenient for travelers and others. FULL DIRECTIONS ACCOMPANY EACH PACK ACE READ THE FOLLOWING TeSTIMONIALS : PoKlLASP, Oregon, July 29, 1879. My Kidneys were in a very bad condition The urine wis like ljricl; dust, and 1 au tiered a great deal vrith mv back. All remedies were unavailing until l" tried OREGON' KIDXEY TEA, which gave me almost immediate relief. II. HAMILTON. Pobtlasp, Oregon, August 2, 1879. Having a severe hack aohe !art wintei, I was induced to try the 0REG0X KIDSEY TEA. I found it very beneficial in its nsults. It was not mure unpleasant to take than other tea. I would recommend it to those afflicted as I wap. JOHN P. FARMER. PoRTr.KD, Oregon, July 31, 1879. The OREGON KIDNEY TEA has cured my back aud kidneys, antl 1 am at a lorn to express my gratitude. I shall alwavs remember the OREGON KIDNEY TEA with pleasure and esteem, and highly recommend it to all my friends and Bcquaiiilnnces. J. H. P. DOWNING (at P. Selling's). PoBTtsKD, Oregon, July 31, 1879. : While I was at Tillamook last -winter I was affected in iny back and kidneys so that it was almost impossible for me to reach Portland. When I sot here I was induced to try the ORE GON KIDNEY TEA. I drank, at my meals, tbe tea made from it, and it has effected a radical cure. I can highly recommend it to all who were afflicted as I was. E. C0HN. Ecokhe Citv, Oregon, Oct. 20, 1879. I hereby certify that I was suffering .from an attack of back ache so severe that I went about doubled up, and could not straighten up. I used one package of the OREGON KIDNEY TEA, and I am fully persuaded that I was restored by its help. JOHN W. LENGER. llABRissiir-O, Oregon, Dec 31, 1S79. The OREGON KIDXEY TEA has one my wife as much if not more good than any of the many remedies she lias used for pains in the back, and I believe it to be a good remedy for the diseases which it is recommended for. A. M. COX. SOLD tY ALL ORUCCISTS AND GENERAL DEALERS. PRICE, ONE: DOLLAR. HODGE, DAVIS & Co , Proprietors, Portland, Oresron O I - . r S o s I o o ""'3 5. ' a E" a 0 ts ar as 5 s M o P Q 3 e S3 e Go or send to C. D. 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On examining-ib urinary deposits a roiy sediment will often be found, and sometime small particles of albu. men will appear, or tt oulor wt ( be or a thin miikUh hue, again changing to a dark and iui(Jiii 'w.' " . p.i. l,ik,J ,uU WHO die of to is diacqUy, In- rant al tbe ranse, wblcb Is tba. second stage of seminal weakness. Vt i. wilt guarantee a perfect ear In ail such cases, and a healthy restoration of the geulto urinary organ. Office Hours-10 to 4 and 8 to 6. fiunasvs from 10 to II A at. Consultation free. Thorough examination and advice, S3. Call or address, DU. SPIKSEV m. eo. So. 11 Kearny alrrettf'aa Vraneiseo. - "1 5: 5 a a 2 IS is fHiiH? n tmjiH? 1 Tt- . S "4 " s v .w ' : s 1 5 f I : I S CO H - E a S -ji : a "s? qb msw v y ?T ' a 1 . Jfll ( at ..;r I Jte s -r . - 2? : i g ; Ca I . 1 '5"' f ! i 33 KIDIJEY TM. in its Natural State, for those whose mode of life tender it dlffl. Astoria, Oregon, Dee. 28, 1879. I take pleasure in testifying to the merits of tho OREGON KIDNEYTSA. For the pest three years I have been suiieriug fiora kidney troubles, and during that time have tried nearly every kind of kidney medicine in the market, alrno-t without any relief. Having heard that the OREGON KIDNEY TEA possessed wonder ful properties, I purchased a package, end from the first dose obtained relief, and by the nse of the one package feel completely cored. SAMUEL GRAY". Hakrisbi bg, Oregon, Dec. 31, 1879. I have used tho OREGON KIDNEY TEA for pains in the back, and I am satisfied with its effects and do not hesitate to recommend it as a mild and safe remedy. Z. T. SCOTT. Habrissoho, Oregon, Dec. 31, 1870. Some three months ago i was attacked with a severe pain in my back. I bought a package of the OREGON KIDNEY TEA, and by the time I bad used one-half of it I was entirely relieved and have not been troubled since. I cheerfully recommend it to all who may be suffering from a lame or weak back as a pleasant, safe and good remedy. B. J, GRIGSBY. Po&tlaxd, Oregon, Jan, 12, 1880 Having a severe back ache last summer, I tried the OREGON KIDNEY TEA. I nsed one ean, which effected a radical cure. I would recom mend it to all who are atBicted as an unfitiline remedy. JULIUS ACH, iMtKreMiEKo:, Oregon, Dee. IS, 1879. Both myself and wife have been for souse years afflicted with disease of the kidneys, and had tried many remedies without obtaining any per manent relief. About three months ago we were induced to try a package of tbe OREGON KID NEY TEA, which has apparently cured both of us, as since taking it two weeks we bave felt no symptoms of the disease. We ean heartily rec ommend it to others similarly afflicted, as we be lieve it will do all that is claimed for it. M. I. WHITE. MT.IURRAY'S Adjustable Strainer AND 2 A ST IRON STEALER. 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