VOL XLY. CORVALLIS, BENTON COUNTY, OREGON, FRIDAY, JULY 31. 1908. NO. 64. CUSSIHED ADVERTISEMENTS CLASSIFIIli ADVERTISEMENTS: Fifteen word or less, 25 eta for tbret successive insertions, or 50 v.te pen month; for all op to and including ter additional words, cent a word for eacl insertion. ' For all advertisements over 25 words, 1 ct per word for the first insertion, ant ct per word for ea h additional inser tion. NolhiDK inserted for lees than 21 cents. .Lodge, society1 and church notices, other than strictly news matter, will b ctMirirert 'or. House Decorating. FOE PARTING AND PAPERING BEL W. K. Paul, Ind. 48S. ltl ATTORNEYS J. F. YATK8, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW Oilice up stafrs in Zierolf Building Only set of abstracts in Ben ton Couniv E. R. BRYKON ATTORNEY AT LAW. Voice in Poet Office Building, (rval ue, Oregon. WANTED WANTED 500 SUBSCRIBERS TOTHi Gazette and W eekly Oregonian at 12.50 per year. PHYSICIANS B. A. CATHEY, M. D., PHYSICIAN mu urgeon. Kooms 14, Bank Buiia lug. omce Hours : 10 to 12 a. m., z tc 4 p. m. Residence: cor. 6tn and Ad atuis bta. Telephone at office and res idence. OorvaJlis, Oregon. W.T. ROWLEY, M. D., PHYSICIAN and Surgeon. Special attention given to the Eye, Nose and Throat. Office in Johnson Bldg. lud. 'ptione at ol hce and leeidence. UNDERTAKERS : - ' T, - -TV ---fi -y - ;-,-; ,-,';-: BOVKE & BAUER, FUNERAL Dl rectors and Licensed Etnbalmers. Successors to S. N. Wilkins, Corvailis, Oregon. Iud. Phone 45. Bell Phone 241, 89 tf HENKLE & BLACKLEDGE, UNDER takers and licensea embaluieis, ssoutti Alain Hi., Corvailis, Or. BANKING. THE FIRS1 NATIONAL BANK OJ Corvailis, Oregon, transacts a general conservative banking business. Loauc money on approved security. Dram i bought and toid an! money transferee to tne principal citieB ot the Uniteo States, Europe and foreign countries. H O M ES FOR SALDi WILL SELL LOTS IN CORVALLIS, Oregon, on instalment plan and as sist purchasers to build homes on them if uesired. Address First National Bank, Corvailis. Or. WILL SELL MY LOTS IN NEWPORT, Or., for spot cash, balance instal ments, and help parties to build homes thereon, il desired. Address M. S. Woodcock, Corvailis. Or. Administrator's Notice. Notice is hereby given that the uudersigned has been duly appointed by the County court ol the Mate ot uregon lor the County of Benton as ad ministrator of the estate oi Martha Nichols, de ceased, and that he ha duly qualified as such ad ministrator. All persona haviug claims against said decedent are hereby notified to present the aanie, duly verified, to me at my residence in Corvailis. in beuton Countv, Oregon, within six month, of the date of this notice. Dated at Corvailis, Oregon, this 9th day of Ap ril, likxi. R. J. Nichols, Administrator otfthe estate of Martha Nichols, clecmwgU. - GOATS Any person wanting tc buy or take care of some fine goals while they eat up their brush mav 'phone or call udoq Wm. H. Savage, tjorvallip, Oregon. 26" Notice for Publication. United States Land Office. Roseburg, Oregon, April 3, 1S08. " Notice is hereby given that in compliance with lite provisions ot the set of Cocirrets of lane 3. ere, entitled "An act for the sale of timber laiidt fk Ml States of California, Oregon. Nevada and Wafftini-ton Territory," as extended to all the PuMic Land Stales by ast of Aueust 4, ISor, Earl V. Uawler of Corvailis. eounty of Benton. State of tagon, did on February 19. 1D0S tie in this otAue bit won sfcatemstift, No. IUVH, lor the pur sriase of the Soothwsst q larter of Section No. 10 la Tuamshsu No. 14 South, Kan re No. 7 West, and w a.1 osTsr proof to show that the land sought is nhwe valaable for lta timber or stone than tor iDtiaulturat parposes, and to establish his claim nsssdland bwon the County Clerk of Benton toSkvy a Ocrrarlis, Oregon, ou Wednesday, the rSsh ay of August. 190. He names as witnassss: Sam Bowsn of Alsea, UtsnvuS. N. Waroeld of Alses. Orsooo: L H. drslsgrsfCorraUia, Oregon; ytiluam Warsld of jRsas, Oreaon. Aay and aS parsons stalmina; adrirlstj the sfcore llisil laaasi are xqnaatirt to tile thair alainn in skss oOse est or bate said ltsh dar 01 a)t, Bbwaih n L. Im, B-jister. UNIQUE LAUNCHING PARTY Given Monday Night Corvailis "Young People the- Participants. A launching party was given Monday evening in honor of Miss Maybelle Keady and the affair will not soon be forgotten by those who participated in it. The guests were the young peo ple of the Baptist choir, and the destination was to have been about ten miles down the river. When five or six miles had been traversed, how,ever, one of the engines went on a strike and the launch was turned back up stream. The other engine work ed all right until the launch was a mile or two from town, in the vicinity of the pest house, when it also went "fluey" and the craft began to drift. The banks are steep along the river at this point, the night was dark and the logs were thick all about in the surging waters as the launch tossed about. Not an oar was to be had and no one could make the engines do their work. It is reliably stated that Hartsock was seen to 'get on his knees and repeaf'NowI lay me" with a scared expression on his handsome face, and that smell ing salts and palm leaf fans were in general use among the faint and fainting female contingent of the party. Finally, a sloping bank was discovered and the men-folks, by using a pail for a paddle, steered the wobbly boat near enough to shore to jump out and grab a tree and thus drag the drowriing party ashore. Not a shoe sole was dampened in the escapade, but heart failure and . cold feet were everywhere in evidence and no one cares to hear about the trip, just now. JL hose an. the party, were, ;. iha Mis?es Mabel and Edith Keady, Juanita Davis, Mary and Roxana Cate and Mrs. A. M. Jessen; Messrs. S. K. Hartsock, Harold Davis, Grover Cate and Bush Wilson. Now it is shoe polish that is going to wipe out a large portion 01 tne population unless people are careful. The health authori ties of an eastern city have re cently discovered new danger to life and have placed a ban on two brands of shoe blacking, The sudden death of a young man who had been apparently in good health, was the cause of the investigation which resulted in the discovery. It was found that he had stained his canvas shoes with a certain kind of shoe polish, and after analysis of the preparation, which he had used it was determined that the nitro- . FOR CHICKEN LICE The Best Louse-killer on the Market The following ingredients, properly combined, form the best known remedy for lice on chickens. It is applied bj7 dusting cn the feathers, and also placing in a box where the fowls may dust themselves with it: Naphtha Sulphur Tobacco Dust Lime . Bran or Shorts The above will be put up to order at Graham & Wells Drug Store. 55 tf rfcJTSHLaKHSa fc2 The School that Placet Portland Notes. II. A. Wheeler, president of the Chicago Credit Clearing Company, and A. D. Stevens, President of the American Silk Company, of the same city, ac companied by their families, are visiting the Pacific Northwest. They spent a full week in Ore- Lgon . and expressed themselves as delighted. 1 hey will report their ideas of the country to the 3000 Chicago business men com prising the Chicago Association of Commerce. . The new Giant cherry, a cross between the Lambert and the Bing, created a sensation on the Portland market last week. There were some specimens that meas ured an inch and a half in di ameter. The Presidential Postmasters' Association of Oregon will meet in the Convention Hall of the Portland Commercial Club, Au gust 7 and 8, and have invited the Fourth Class Postmasters "to meet with them. The commer cial bodies of the state have join ed with the postmasters in in viting Postmaster General Meyer to attend, arid arrangements have been made for meetings in Washington and California, so that the Postmaster General may attend all three with the least possible loss of time. The active advertising men of Portland gave a complimentary dinner at the Portland Commer cial Club last week to that veter an advertiser, -Dr. Charles H. Fuller, of Chicago. County-Judge Goodin, of Wash ington county, is interested in the Good Roads Conference and pledges a delegation of from 12 to 20 representative Washington county citizens. Baker City, Junction City, Eugene, Albany and many other points promise good delegations ana were is every assurance of the best meet ing ever held in Oregon. The lone Proclaimer sent to the Portland Commercial Club last week a box containing some of the finest samples of wheat of different kinds ever grown in Oregon. They attracted much attention and were universally complimented. Mr. and Mrs. R. J. Nichols of Monroe were in town yesterday. benzole in it had killed him. The city chemist of Toledo ex plains that "when nitrobenzole is absorbed by the flesh through cracks in the shoes or from be ing placed on cloth tops or can vas shoes, it destroys all of the oxygen in the blood, and death claims the victim before he is aware that anything is the mat ter. Ex. BUSINESS COLLEGE WASHINGTON AND TENTH STREETS PORTLAND. OREGON WRITE FOR CATALOG You in a Good PotitionO IT IS UP TO YOU Corvailis Women Neglect a Duty. Shall Strangers Knock, or Boost? Much money is expended an nually for advertising Corvailis and Benton county and the prog ress and growth of the city is heralded abroad to attract home- seekers to our midst, all of which is right, proper and commend able. Our men are doing their part to advance the interests of our community and state and as a result hundreds of new people are coming to settle among us. But there is something left for the women of the community to do, a duty to perform that will mean much to these homeseek ers and much to the city in nu merous ways. It is the duty of hunting up these new families and extending to them a wel come that will make them feel at home. A formal call of ten minutes from one, two or three of our town ladies is about what the average newcomer receives, according to the complaint made by many ; then they are left to get acquainted as best they can. Many a new family groys homesick and discontented and knocks Oregon simply because of this neglect by our people. A leading minister of our city says "it is one of the burning needs of the church, this cordiality and hearty welcome-giving spirit to newcomers." -We realize that it is an a"ge of commercialism and business rush in which there is little time, ap parently, for visiting in the good old-fashioned way and taking a real heart interest in our neigh bors; but even placing it upon a sordid business basis, it will "pay" and pay well, and our wo men should risje to their duty in Welcome one and all, see that they are invited to our churches, lodges and social gatherings and made to feel they are wanted, and soon there will be such a 'story sent out from these happy homes relative to the cordiality and hospitality of our people that Corvailis and Benton coun ty jvill be regarded as the most desirable place in all Oregon for a home. Women of Corvailis, it is up to you. This is no "pipe dream" but the sober truth, as seen by One of You. Horrible Catastrophe! A remarkable incident occur red at Silverton a few days ago, which is thus described by the Appeal of that place : "Arthur Simmons, from some cause, became strangled while in swimming and immediately he sank. Those present saw that death was the unfortunate man's doom. The horrors of it (a man, an animal,, or even the smallest insect abhors death) froze " the blood in the veins, and although the victim called pitifully, all were transfixed with the ghost of death "which grinned in their faces as it clinched its victim in front of all eyes fixed, riveted on him. He arose, then death dragged him down the second time, and still the sympathetic crowd, suffocated with the death! sight, paralyzed in every limb, stood blamelessly stolid. Yet. as overpowering as is this fear of death, nearly all who witness such a sight as was seen last Sunday, forget it, and thus year ly, as sure as the bathing season arrives, Neptune has an increas ing number of victims for his subterranean lairs." After describing in alljts hor rible details the final death strug le of the victim, the Appeal re -iieves the feelings of its reader by the pleasing intelligence thai some one plunged into tin "death-dealing waters" and res cued the "drowned man," who. it is hoped, will "live long to tell of - his miraculous escape as a warning to others." State Revenue From the National Forests Increased. In addition to the benefits se cured by fire protection and by regulations which control, the use of timberland and range so as to insure permanent supplies for local wants, the states having National Forests now receive, under the new Agricultural Ap propriation Bill, 25 per cent of the gross proceeds derived from the sale of" National' Forest re sources. This amount, accord ing to law, goes to offset any losses to the states through with drawal of forest areas from taxa tion, and is devoted to public roads and schools. Several years ago complaints were made that the withdrawal of tirnberlands for forest pur poses reduced the taxable areas of the states in which withdraw als were made. The Forest Ser vice, quick" to see the justice of these complaints, recommended at first that 10 per cent, and later that 25 per cent, of the gross proceeds from the National For ests should be paid to the states. As a result, the states are assured of school and road funds, doubt less more certainly than they otherwise could have been, since the permanence of the Forest resources is now secured by con servative management. Had the Forests never been established, their resources would, undoubt edly have been exhausted by. hasty and improvident methods of exploitation, leaving the land wasted and unproductive. How to Kill a Church. A local minister suggests some "buts" this week for church kill ing "And they all with one consent began to make excuse." ; I would have been to church Sunday frwitj&st'mniiatiieftQpgf, But I had company. But I was so tired. But I had the headache. But the baby was sick. But I keep boarders. But I got up too late. But the ventilation is so bad. But it is so cold in the church. But it is always so warm in there. ' But no one ever speaks to me there. . But I have just gotten out of the way of it. But the sermon is so long and dry-1 cannot keep awake. The minister is a fine preacher and a good teacher, but The music is excellent and some of the musicians all right, but I do not like hypocrites, a few in the church, are what they claim, but I know it is my duty and God will hold me to account in the end, but- Thus the church struggles on in spite of such awful butting, hoping a change will come soon. Still if you want to kill it just keep on butting. Ex. Theyoung people representing the different societies of the var ious churches of this city will hold union meetings during the month of August. ; . Mr. VanWinkle of the Eugene Auto company took Dr. T. W. Harris, H. C. Mahon and E. H. Cox of Eugene and C. F. Hul- burt of Junction to Corvailis in the big Rambler in the-face of a very heavy headwind in two hours yesterday. They had their hair almost blown off their heads going, but had an easj time of it returning, except for the dust. It was purely a busi ness trip. Wednesday's Eugene Register. - Miss Audrey Close of Eugene is expected to- arrive in - Corval lis this afternoon for a visit with Misses Margaret Fowells and Ethel and Merle Hollister. Miss Close will spend several weeks in this city and will also visit with friends in Philomath before returning home. . ' CHINESE SAILORS. i Sh ipping Crow In London For an English Ship. This is Dockland, and this street you can call London's beach. . And nere is the mercantile marine of fice of the board of trade. In one room a crew is signing on. Behind the counter is the smart voung offi- l a ,u.i agreement is legally drawn up, and beside him is the skipper, eiderly, with a severe, weather beaten face and gray, wavy hair. He lifts his bushy eyebrows when looking through the glasses perched on hia nose. On "the other side of tha counter is the proposed fo'castle crowd thirty Chinese, gathered from the opium dens of Limehou'se this morning, with a few whites among them to give assured sub stance to a cheap thing. The cap tain is quiet, but sometimes whis pers 'a half apologetic aside to the young official, who smiles cynically (for he knows the .British ship own er better than most) and gathers in the crowd before him with his eye. He squares the documents on the counter, calls for the "first hand" among the Chinese and reads the agreement to a yellow sphinx. The Chinese makes no sign. "Now for chow," says the official and details the provision allowance. 5ut it ap pears the Chinese does understand. He will not agree to fresh bread only twice a week. "Evlee day," he says. The captain has to submit. If he did not these Chinese would leave the office in a body, and there is no time to find more men. "Sailormen now," says the off!-' cial. He is going to take the men in detail. "What your name?" "Hongkong." "No your name what you call ed? WangFook?" "Yers?" "You plenty savee steer?" A pen is placed on the counter. That is" the ship.' The Chinese indi cates the uib as the stem, the end of the handle as the stern and which side port and starboard. "Ma plenty savee stleer." "Where you come from, eh ?" The man looks around anxiously on his countrymen for light. Some one signals to him. "Alle same Lus-sian-ship," he says, with a bright smile. So that ship gets her crew Sha flies the union jack, and there are British sailors who want too much money, as much as 4 per month Ton Che pavement outside waiting for berths. The Chinese nle out. sup posing you all could get through! right enough," says some one in tho hall to the skipper genially, "then I hope she piles up tonight in the channel." The helpless skipper smiles grimly and locks his portfo lio. London Leader. A Rain Proverb. Kaln before seven. Fine before eleven. I have always heard this proverb' with the two additional lines: If It rains at eleven Twill last till seven. And I have witnessed the truth of the last two lines very many times, notably on three separate occasions, on which, being up the river for a would have been a godsend to me, it has rained persistently during the whole afternoon, the rain beginning between 10 and 11 o'clock and eras ing within a very few minutes of 7. Thus I have had the proverb indeli bly stamped on my mind. London Notes and Queries. An Economical Suitor. It was fair time in Selkirk, and Sandy and his sweetheart were wandering round arm in arm, en joying the sights. Presently they espied a smart looking pie shop, which they promptly entered, bandy ordered, one pie and sat down and commenced to eat it. Meanwhile the girl looked shyly on. "Is't fine, Sandy?" she timidly asked. "Aye, 'tis awful fine, Jennie," ho answered. "Ye should buy one!" Penny Pictorial. An Exchange of Compliments. Judge Charles P. Daly of Xew York was a charming conversation alist as well as a model citizen and an accomplished jurist. He met the Duke of Wellington once, and the duke remarked to him that he seem ed too young to be on the bench. "I. owe my - position," replied Judge Daly, "to one of those acci dents of fortune to which your grace owes so little." "I .recall my criticism," said th duke grimly. "You are doabdesa where you belong.'