CHAPTER XV. I Mr. Montgomery wa particularly food of telling stories of his own adventures. He was never known, however, at such times to give any clue to his family or connections. All the stories were con fined to his vagabond days. He never allowed any person to interrupt his nar ratives by remarks; any such must be recerved nntil they were concluded. "Of all the vagabond specs I ever launched into, none ever brought me in so much cash as the mesmerism dodge," he began. I started at those words, aud from that moment became an eager and at tentive listener. "When X first started In it, I thoueht It was all humbug. I got hold of a sharp, clever girl, -who pretended to mesmerize the accomplices I carried about with me. Well, one .fin morning, this girl bolted off with one of the accomplices, and I was left in the lurch, with my bills out, announcing a performance for the text night 1 walked gloomily about the town. Turning down a back street, 1 went into a public house. There was only one other person in the room besides myself a sottish looking fellow, who bore upon him the unmistakable marks of a follower of St. Crispin. He was in clined to be talkative. At first I was too moody to bestow upon "nlm any reply. But he-was not to .be snubbed; and, at last, the low cunning, and coarse, hu morous shrewdness- of his remarks, be gan to amuse me. He invited me home to dinner with him. I accepted his lu- vitation. : "He lived In a squalid court, a hid eous looking place, and the home he led me Into , was In keeping with its sur roundings. I began to wish myself out of the adventnre; with all my love of vagabondism, this was a little beyond me. Crouching over a handful of fire was a girl about thirteen or fourteen years of age, with fiery red hair and a pale, sullen face, every bone of her thin. angular body showing through th rag- ' ged, scanty clothing that barely covered hre. She rose from her seat with a scowling look, of disdain, which changed to one of astonishment at the sight of a well-dressed stranger. She fixed her eves "upon me with an inquiring stare.. There was something in those eyes that strangely affected me. "Her father ordered her about with ' threats, and would have used blows. believe, had I not been there. The girl . regarded him much in the manner of a raged tigress, who would like to fasten upon her keeper, but dare not. I kept watching her as she moved about, and suddenly a strange idea struck me. Could I get this girl to play the clairvoyant the next night? I at once put it to her father. Seizing upon the dilemma in which I was placed, and which I had somewhat incautiously laid bare to him, lie tried to drive an extortionate bargain. While we were speaking, the girl stop ped her work, and leaning over the back of a chair facing us, listened eagerly to my proposition, v. "Do you think you can do it?"' I said, turning to her. v can. do anything that you show me and teach me," she answered confidently. "The night came, and when she was clean, her hair dressed and she was clothed is the black velvet dress that I carried about with me, she had a for more sybilUne appearance than her pred ecessor. I had drilled her well Into her task, at which I found her wonderfully apt; and, although I anticipated a few blunders, I had every hope of success. "Although she' had never faced an au dience before, and we had a large. one that night, she was as fearless and self possessed as though she had been used to it for years.. . "One Of . the principal points of the performance was to select a man from the crowd, bring him on to the platform, put him into a mesmeric sleep, and then cause him to answer any questions that the clairvoyant might choose to put to him; added to which, he was made to promise to do certain things when, he awoke. Hitherto we had used an ac complice for the purpose. Whether she was confused by the sight of so many faces, or deceived by a resemblance, J do not know, but what was my dismay to see her select an entire stranger for the experiment! In sheer desperation, I tried to cover the blunder by saying that the party selected was not a fit sub ject, from a certain similarity in the color of the hair and eyes to those of the girl. The audience grew suspicious, and insisted that there should be no change. "With, the perspiration starting from every pore, I waited for what I firmly believed would be an ignominious expos ure. Conceive my astonishment, then, when, after being submitted to .the mes meric influence of her eyes for three minutes,. I saw him grow rigid, his eyes fixed, and his whole body drawn irresist ibly towards her, just as I had so often seen feigned by my assistants. Not only that, but he answered every question put . to him, some of a very- awkward nature, with the air -of a man. irresistibly com- pelled against his will. She then de- - aired that as soon as she should take the influence off him, he should go to the chandelier in the middle of the room, and burn his hat.. And he did do it; and I had to buy him a new one; but what did I care for that? I had discovered a fortune! , At last, I was half -inclined to belitve that she had planted some friend of her own to humbug me, and raise the terms; but I was soon convinced that such sus ' picions were groundless: and, indeed. from the first, the whole thing was too real to be doubted. tv : Everywhere our success was enormous crowded houses, no more accomDllces. all genuine,; except the clairvoyance, in which there was still a good . deal of humbug; 'but that humbug she and could manage together without other as sistance than that of a pianist -. Never was such a change seen as I wrought in less than a week in both father and daughter. A good suit of clothes gave him quite an air of respec tability, and taken away from old asso ciations, he became comparatively re formed in his habits. In the girt, the change was still more remarkable. No one could possibly have recognized in the neatly dressed, scrupulously clean SigDora Zenobia the ragged, slovenly Ju dith Stokes of a few days back. For my part, I stood in awe of those terrible eyes, and she grew as proud and haugh ty as a duchess.- "For two years we traveled the coun try pretty comfortably together, and dur ing all that time Judith scarcely ever made a failure. In the meantime, old Stokes was growing discontented he considered that he was too much kept In the background. The strangest thing of all was that he took to religious books, and to attending the . meeting nouses. By and by he ased to disap pear regularly every Sunday for the whole day. At last I discovered his se cret He would go a few miles away from the town where we were exhibit ing, and do a little open-air preaching to the rustics. Things were becoming very unsatisfactory; even the girl seem ed getting weary of her work, and I waa beginning to think that it would be bet ter to turn the whole affair up and start something elsethan to put up with the airs of people whom I had picked out of the gutter, when my thought waa an ticipated sooner than I counted upon. "We were exhibiting at Spalding one night to a very bad house, and just as Judith was in the middle of her perform ance a young fellow waa upon the plat form, answering questions in the mes meric sleep two or three swells strolled into the front seats. They were highly amused at the manner la which the fel low seemed compelled to answer all kinds of absurd questions; evidently regarding the whole thing, however, as a sell A soon as the yokel was dismissed, one of the party, in spite of the remon strances of his companions, rose from his scat, and bounding upon the platf'irm, expressed a wish to be mesmerized. The event caused a great commotion in the room,' as he and his companions were known to be gentlemen of position. At the first glance . Judith could perceive that he was one of those strong-willed beings over whom she could exercise no influence. She declined. . He insisted, and declared' the whole' thing was a swindle. The people began to hiss, not him, but us. ' taker, had not arrived. I knocked Judith's dressing room door. ; She' I not there.- In an instant it darted upon I my mind that I , waa sold-r-that : tiiay had bolted! "I went off to the hotel. My suspi cions were verified; ' They had left, bag and baggage, immediately after 1 bad gone out I went to the station, and found they had booked for Peterborough; but there all traces ceased, and from that time to this I have never heard of them. It will be warm for them if ever I do, for they completely broke me up after saving them from starvation, too! '. .-. .- "Mr. Rodwell that was the swell's nam and his friends disappeared at the same time. Then I discovered that they were strangers' in .... i the harness Is on, but suppose a buyer comes to look at the colts on the hal ter, what do they look like beside those with full manes? Breeders' Ga zette.! I ,-: - A Fine Table Fowl. For some years the old iOnglish game fowl of England has been coming to the front We see much in print about the town had I1 revival of the old English game. only come down for the shooting season. Thlf fowl occupies a foremost place The only person who could nave gneniae taDie poultry, xney are mosi aen- me any information the landlord of the cute and fine flavored fowls, a well- hotel where -they put up had received known fact to those who have feasted his caution, and pretended to know on what we call pit same. In fact, It nothing. is gald that they outrank the pheas- But the strangest bit of the whole ants in delicacy when served on the story is yet to come. This very night table. Thev irrow vpit fast and are just as I was going down to the prompt always plump and ready for the spit wing, ourmg we uu "Vi "" any time after they are six weeks old. uT. to'Tentce." Hi.Tace.c"k JCl in aTEstanTa. being familiar; but bb" redsv dackwings. th. mnmnt I hoard his voice all doubts hlne reds, piles, black, white and span- vanished, lfs some years since we met K,es- the most popular. As and he was not more than two or three snown Dy the Illustration, these fowls and twenty at the time; but I recognized are beautifully built and free from Mr. Rodwell in a moment We had a the long shanks of our standard games. little private chat together, and he slip- oed a couple of sovereigns into my hand; but I couldn't get anything out of him about the Stokeses. He pretended to know nothing of their disappearance that night and never to have seen them since, which I know to be a lie. However, I feel a little curious to know who my gentleman himself may be, so I set young Jack Brindle, the call boy, to I watch him, and I warrant he won't los- sight Of him." CHAPTER XVI. It may be imagined with what breath less interest I listened to Mr. Mont gomery's story, for it is almost needless to remark that in Judith Stokes ana her father I recognized the Rev. Mr. Porter and his daughter. The events related They have full, plump breasts . and could not have occurred very long before longer bodies than our exhibition I was sent as a little child to Taber- games. In fact, they are the same as nacl House. But this early connection our pit games, only they are bred to To Prevent 8 m nt la Wheat. Wheat should not be sowed without being first treated if it has any indica tions of having been exposed to- smut The trouble can be obviated by dip ping the seed wheat In a solution; that is sure to prove effective. Smut Is car ried over from year to year on the seed wheat The mode of treatment as follows: Dissolve one pound of copper sulphate in twenty-four gal lons of water. Soak the- seed in this solution for twelve hours,, after which it should be drained off. Then the seed should be soaked for ten minutes in lime water made by slaking one ponnd of lime in ten gallons of water. The seed should then be dried: as soon as possible. Care should then be taken that the seed wheat is not eaten by chickens or other stock, as the sulphate Is a deadly poison. It is the experi ence of farmers that land that bore smutty wheat the previous year will not bear smutty wheat if the seed is properly treated, the smut spores in the ground having been all killed, by the cold weather. ' OLD ENGLISH! QAHE8 SPANGLED. exhibition form, and color and not for the pit Country Gentleman. of Judith with Mr. Rodwell was some what puzzling, for I had never Been him come to the house farther back than .... . t l . T I, aoout eignteen monins ueiore i ien u. . Cnre for the Bo; Evil. Once, while tte narration was proceed- Tfle Rura, New Yorker says: The 2 i VrLld only cure for the dog evil is a law re- Identity of "Bill" Stokes with my late QieT the owner of one male dog to master; but for various and obvious rea- Pay a small sum for a metal tag, with sons I decided in the negative. the name and address of the owner But another was not so reticent. At and the date, placing a practically pro- the mention of the red hair and the hibltory tax on additional dogs and your friend there,'- said Judith, point- strange eyes of the girl, T saw Josiah's female dogs, making It the duty of the ing to the dark-eyed, weak-looking young face assume an expression of more live- proper officers to- kill all dogs not tag man who had accompanied him. . ly interest which gradually increased as ge When a dog is- killed while wor- ne uLjecieu; dui nis companion cnea i tne narrator yroceeueu uu uracnoe j .t !!,. ..i-,!, out, 'But you all. Jaet No. hang it! Stokes' love of open air preaching. He fair play for Zenobia! We hare called her an impostor, and we will give her a chance. "He jumped down off the platform, and whispered to 'Jack,' as he called him, but not in so low a tone but what I could catch the words, 'Go up don't be a fool; she can ne more mesmerize you than she can me. - It is only a put off, thinking the challenge won't b ac cepted. - Very , reluctantly the young man mounted the platform and took the chair indicated by Zenobia, very much to th delight of his friends, who clapped their hands, shouted 'Bravo! and laughed up roariously. "Judith, who always had the tamper of a fiend, was boiling with passion at the ridicule cast upon her; but her rage was manifested by no word or sign, only dared not hazard a remark until the I .u. va atnrv was ended, as Mr. Montgomery's er recourse coma i nsa xor uum wrath was a thing not to be disregard- ages done. A law something like this ed. "But the instant the last words were I was on the- statute books of Indiana spoken, Jusiah burst out: I several years, ago and worked well; 'I'll forfeit my life, Professor-, if I the revenues from that source were don't know where to lay my hands upon trebled, and the dog population de- hlm this moment! creased two-thirds, hnt for same rea- "What! BiU Stokes and hi daugh- ,t oa .. . m. terr "The very same. Is he a man with stubby black hair, a large mouth, nose twisted on one side, and crooked legsr "That's the man." "Then it is no other than Old Snuffles that Silas has just bolted from.' I rec ognised him in a minute didn't you, Silas r I was now compelled to- confess that I did; but much against my will, as I foresaw that this discovery would bring of farmers could be induced to put a small flock e-f sheep on their farms sentiment would soon be molded to back, such a law. Now the dog owners are in the majority . and ; sentiment trends the other way. The- same com plaint may be made In most sections of the country. Practical 8heep Barn. The plan shown is intended for haan Fifa-vn lHsiu rvVt If vtrnnM n tiawrstas by her livid face, and by those awful I to light all that I so ardently desired to ,, W"J, - - . . , -v.. that iMri f, .11 tk. wrM nir. ken roneesied. V equally well for cattle, and is arranged some brilliant metallic surface, upon which a strong light was shining. She cast one disdainful .glance round ' the room, which had the effect of partly sub duing the uproar, and set herself to her task. "In two minutes he was as rigid as a corpse and as helpless as a child. The expression of her eyes was something fearful; the whole audience, including even his companions, : were hushed h-to silence; even I shuddered as I looked at her. She nsed her power mercilessly, asking him questions of the most sacred nature, to all of which he replied undis guisedly. The moment her eyes were off him, the young fellow fell down in strong convulsions. "There, was an awful consternation in the room. People rushed upon the plat form to tendjr their assistance. Judith stood aloof, leaning upon the piano, gloating malignantly over her work. Well, as soon as he recovered, they put him into a cab and sent him home, one of his companions accompanying. But tte challenger, who had caused" the commo tion, remained behind until all the peo ple were dispersed, and then walked home to our hotel with us. - He not only confessed that no blame could be attach ed to the young lady for what had oc curred, bnt very handsomely apologized for his rudeness in doubting her power. He came into our private room and supped with us. He was remarkably curious about mesmerism, and asked us an infinity of questions concerning its powers and effects. It struck me that he had some motive underneath these in terrogations beyond mere idle curiosity. for 'he seemed to ponder over our an swers and revolve them in his mind. Well, of course the sensation in the town was something marvelous. For a week we turned crowds away from the doors nightly. Strange to say, the young man who ,had caused the sensation came every night, and ; persisted in desiring to be again mesmerized, . although he still looked shaken and pale from the ef fects of the first experiment. This, how ever, I would not permit Judith seemed to have acquired some strange fasci nation over him; he followed her like a shadow. But she would scarcely deign to look noon him; she seemed always to feel a great contempt for those who were amenable to the mesmeric influence. ; To ouf other' friend, her behavior was very different' He came pretty often to the hotel, and I frequently found them In private confab together. . 1 could not un derstand what a handsome swell like that conld find to admire in bony, red- haired Judith. - "Weil, th last night cams. I had left the hotel about 5 o'clock in the after noon to walk round th town with our bill poster. When the time came to open the doors, th checkers came to m to say that Mr. Stokes, who was money (To be enatinued.1 NO MORE LIGHTNING RODS. in such a manner that hay is stored A $500 BARN. Profit In Bwlnev A young, thrifty, growing hog will tarn grain Into- money quicker' than any other kind of farm stock. Every farmer who has not an extensive range for his hogs should sow rye to give them a green winter feed. Rake np all the corncobs, burn them, and when in the form of bright coals, throw water on them, thus making charcoal for the hogs, a little salt may be added. Try to feed young hogs regularly; never feed late, especially the evening meaL Watch the bogs closely to see if their digestion is good, for if they are not healthy they will not thrive well. To get your bogs ready for market they should be on full feed of corn; bnt after they are as fat as they can be without detraction from their comfort put them on the market at once, for they are unsafe to keep, because hogs fattened on the corn diet are very ten der and cannot stand any abuse or dis ease. The hogs kept for breeding pur poses should never be put on corn diet. but require feed that has more bone and muscle-producing quality. Keep a few more good, brood sows; they will prove1 to be the- best investment on the farm before another year is gone. Don't waste good corn by feeding it to hogs in the mud. Your hogs will be coirTENiBirr hog-scaldino outfit. worth the extra cost of a feeding trough. Try keeping an account with your begs; charge them with every thing they eat and give them credit for everything they bring in, and yon will b snrprlsod to see how much 'bet ter they pay than any other animal on the farm. All kinds of stock are source of profit on a good farm. And the farmer who thinks he can leave off stock growing is sure to find his mis take. The pasture must be utilized and fertility of the farm maintained. Agriculture Epltomtst over the pens- at the sides, and this space is filled directly from a wagon driven through the center alley. The space at each side of the alley is divided up into separate pens by the feed racks and each pen has a sep arate window and door. This gives Oat of Favor, Thongfe Still Credited with Slifcht Value. Lightning rods have fallen into deep disfavor almost every where nowa days, but they are valued least by the hasty people who once valued them most, and those who really know the most about them still credit them with a measurable, though small, amount of protective power ir properly con structed and maintained, as they hard ly ever are.., For those who consider even a slight diminution of the danger of lighting worth securing at some ex pense in money and a good deal of care, the weather bureau offers infor mation and advice prepared for it by Professor W. S. Franklin," of Lehigh University. The first desideratum Is what the electricians call a "good ground" that is, close and permanent connec tion with a large mass of high elec trical conductivity,; like damp soil or an extensive system of metallic pipes. The lightning rod itself should be a wide band, a thin-walled tube or a wire cable, rather than a solid wire, for so is the conductivity of a given amount of metal largely increased. And of extreme Importance is it that , the course of the rod to the ground should be as short and straight as possible. If the pathway provided for the 'bolt" be devious the impatient mes senger irom or to we cionus win DientT of uxm and DermItg to not ioiiow it no matter now mucn is yards outside. While this barn is only "Whitewashing- the Tree. Whitewash may Often be applied to fruit trees, especially apple trees,- to good advantage. : For this purpose the brine may be slaked in the usual man ner with cold water, though hot water is preferable for that purpose. By add ing some skimmilk to the wash it can be made to adhere better to the bark. To make it adhere still better, some people add a thin solution of glue to the wash. This whitewash should be of such a consistency as to be easily applied with a spray pump, and the application should . be made in the spring. It aids in keeping off fungous diseases and insect pests. HXt pttr 1 1 0tm mx 1 1 t"ta a hk er J I tXAf Mu', ua m 'ry ARRANGEMENT OF THE BARlT. spent for glass or other insulators, while if the path be straight the lnsu lators are needless for any charge the rod can carry. What happens when a ,'iod light ning rod Is put to test is thus described by a man who went through the expe rience at a mountain hotel in this State: "I was standing on the plana when the most tremendous shock or concussion conceivable took place. . I bad a sudden sun dazzle In the eyes, a bitter taste in the mouth, a violent singing in the ears, a pungent sul phurous odor in the nose and a severe headache. Then I learned that the house bad been struck by lightning; ten feet at the side. It - gives ample storage for hay and a large amount of room without any waste space. - The cost will not exceed $500. Draft Colts on th Farm. Grooming is all important The colts should be well cleaned twice a day. Before breakfast they should be thor oughly brushed, the currycomb' not be ing used too freely, especially In the summer when the hair is short . After the day's work is done and the team ster has had his supper the horses will be dry then they should receive their second cleaning. Be sure to re move all the sweat and dirt and leave that is to say, that the conductors had aWe WBt maneB and inncuonea eu.ev-ucV ""'J lahAnld be well brash nnA atw. conducted the electricity into the lake. Instead of the -discharge falling upon the hotel and wrecking it" New York Times. , - . : .. all things, do not cut off any of the mane or forelock. The mane Is some times cut off under the collar and bridle and does not look so bad when NOW CORELE8S APPLE. After Tear of Experiment New Bsedlsai Fruit Haw Ba Produced. . The core less apple has been pro duced and it Is full of possibilities, ' The- new fruit U regarded as the world's greatest discovery in horticul ture," says a writer in the Nineteenth jl Century and After, and in fruit-grow- C ing circles is called 'the Wonder of the age." Its flavor Is beyond question. If it proves as large as its rivals trees pro ducing the new wonder, which Is winter variety, will be planted by the million in the- commercial fruit fields at home and abroad. There is little likelihood of its impeding the profita ble sale of ordinary apples of high grade. The new apple, which is both' core less and seedless, was Introduced by an old fruit raiser: For -twelve years he experimented to obtain the fruit The tree is described as' blossom less, the only thing resembling a blos som being a small cluster of tiny green leaves which grow around the - "1 newly formed apple and shelter it Be ing devoid of blossoms, it is claimed that the fruit offers no- effective hiding place In which the codlln moth may lay its eggs which it usually does in the open eye of the fruit Moreover. there Is nothing to fear from frosts. The color of the new apple is red. dotted with, yellow on - the skin. As wlthvthe seedless orange, so with the seedless, apple, a slightly hardened substance snakes its appearance at the- navel end. But this can be obliterated by culture. The originator of the core- . less apple states that the further "we get from the original - five trees the larger and better the fruits become- in every way." Apple culture is . more important even than orange culture. In the Uni ted States there are 200,000,000 apple trees in bearing, from which 250,000 000 bushels of fruit are annually har vested. Jjt ten years these three- will give a yield of 400,000,000 bushels. At the present time the- apple con- sumption of the United States Is eighty pounds a head of the population a year. By bushel measure the American ap ple crop Is four times greater than the entire wheat yield of Great Britain and Ireland. Billions of apple trees are grown in the orchards of the world, and millions of them are still' being planted each year. The apple Imports of Great Britain alone range between 4,500,000 and 5,000,000 hundredweight In ad dition the writer estimates the census of our apple trees at 20,000,000. There, are now 2,000 of these core- less apple trees available tor propaga tion to supply the orchards of the world. It is estimated that by 190S 2,500,000 of these trees will be put up on the market The Spencer apple is not the first seedless apple that has been grown. During the last sixty years about half a- dozen such claimants have made their appearance. But is no instance . i it found possible to reproduce trees -from them which would bear seedless apples. Though no blossom is at any time visible on "the ; Spencer seedless apple trees, when budded or grafted they in sure trees that wiH produce coreiesa apples. They are great bearers, and crop freely in any country where the ordinary apple tree will fruit In 1826 Abbe IX Dupuy, professor of natural history at Auch, drew atten tion to the Bon Chretien d'Auch pear. which produced fruit without seeds, though when removed to another lo cality the seeds reappeared in the fruit in the usual way. This fact up to that period had led the fruit-tree dis tributers to treat the pear in one local ity as the Bon Chretln d'Auch and in another district ts the Winter Bon Chretln. But the Spencer apple re mains seedless In any soli. The Corel ess apple will produce as great a sensation when brought before the public as the seedless orange did a few years ago. The orange is a lux ury; the aromatic apple has become an absolute necessity. How to Revive Meadow. Where meadows show Indications of failing, give an application of manure this winter, leaving it on the surface. In '' the" spring apply fifty pounds of nitrate of soda, 100 pounds of sulphate of potash and 200 pounds of acidulated phosphate rock. This should be done in April, the bare places to be seeded with seeds of a variety of grasses. Keep tne catue on until the -grass makes considerable growth. : Pin Feathers. ; . Do not expect eggs when the hens are moulting. , If the fowls be stinted in food they cannot lay up material for eggs. Aside from the question of eggs a warm quarters is a great saving of feed. . Chickens that are of a marketable size should be fattened now as soon as possible." In having food constantly before fowls the great risk run is of having them too fat, t Ten days after the bens are cooped up with a cockerel the eggs will hatch true to the mating r . From this on chicks cannot be ex pected to grow very rtrpidly unless particularly well housed and fed. , . Kerosene on the roosts prevents lice on the fowls. . An ounce of kerosene is worth more than a pound of lice. . The ' purity of one bird la . not im proved for breeding purposes by being bred to another of a different breed. . Now is the time to store a good lot of dry earth. None is better than drain ed and dried peat or muck, and none will absorb more gas and liquid. ; Chinese Food. A German epicure comes to" the res cue of the Chinese in regard to their alleged habit of eating rotten eggs, The eggs, he Bays, are simply pre served )n lime until they get a con sistency like that of hard butter, and they taste somewhat like lobster. He declares them one of the choicest deli cacies be has ever eaten. He thinks there are no better cooks in the world than the Chinese. When he went to live among them his friends predicted he would starve, but he had a good time, and gained weight more than he wanted to. New York Tribune. Soothed to Rest. The story is told of a man whose wife had arranged an "authors' even-, ing," and persuaded her reluctant hus band to remain at home and help her receive the fifty guests who were asked to partake 'of this Intellectual feast . The first author was dull enough, but -the second was still duller. The rooms were Intolerably warm, and on pre tense of letting in some cool air, the unfortunate host escaped to the hall, where he found the footman comfort ably asleep en the carved oak settee. ."Wake up!" he said, sternly, in th man's ear, "wake up, I say! You must have been listening at the keyhole F . Kitchener's Way. One of the London dallies tells the following characteristic story of Lord Kitchener. "On one occasion the Gov ernor of Natal wired to the Com Kmander-ln-chlef , 'My ministers and , myself Consider we should be vouch safed further news.' This was Kitch ener's reply: I do not "agree with either you or your- ministers. K.' "