Corvallis gazette. (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, July 29, 1904, Page 7, Image 7

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    Hood's
SarsapariUa is unquestiona
bly the greatest blood and
liver medicine known It
positively and permanently
cores every humor, from
Pimples to Scrofula. It. is
the Best . -
Blood Medicine.
Blessed Be Business. ,
The ladies of the club were closely
grouped about the speaker of the aft
ernoon, a remarkably successful wom
an, In whom commercial and literary
ability were admirably balanced.
"Tell us, In a f;w words, how to be
successful," said one of the ladles, in
sistently. . . - . ....
"To be successful," said the success
ful one, "all we women have to do is
to make as much of a business of our
own business as we do of the' things
that are none of our business.
Seal Sport
The ticket speculator entered the prt
rate office of the great manufacturer.
"Now, sir," said the former, "let me
sell you a season ticket to the baseball
grounds." '.'
The great manufacturer shook his
head sadly.
"No," he sighed, "I'm only the boss.
Tou'll have to see the office-boy."
An Important fersona.se.
Caller Well, the nerve of that!
Merchant What ?
Caller Didn't you hear that snip of
a boy referring to you as "Bill?"
Merchant 'Sh! That's our office
boy. So long as I can pretend I didn't
hear him it's all right Philadelphia
Ledger.
ABSOLUTE
SECURITY.
Genuine
Carter's
Little Liver Pills.
Must Bear Signature of
See Facsimile Wrapper Below.
Very mall and as easy
to take as angarw
FOR HEADACHE.
FOR DIZZINESS.
FOR BILIOUSNESS.
FOR TORPID LIYER.
FOR CONSTIPATION.
FOR SALLOW SXIN.
FOR THE COMPLEXION
OENVIIIII MUTHAr QMATU.t.
CURE SICK HEADACHE.
P. N. U.
No. 31 104.
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BEN writing to advertisers pleaaa
mention tnia paper.
CARTERS
OlTTLE
rflVER
KELT
The worst disease the world has ever known, and
the greatest scourge to the human race, is Contagious
Blood Poison. One drop of the virus of this most
horrible of all diseases will pollute and vitiate the
purest, healthiest blood, and within a short time after
the first little sore appears the system is filled with the
awful poison and the skin breaks out in a red rash ;
the glands of the groins swell, the throat and mouth become ulcerated,"
the hair and eyebrows drop out, and often the entire surface of the body
s covered with copper-colored splotches and sickening sores and erup
tions. Contagious Blood Poison is as treacherous and elusive as the
serpent. You may be carrying it in your veins with no visible evidences
of its existence ; for while
mercury and potash seem
to cure and all external
signs disappear, the dis
ease .is doing its destruc
tive work within, or the
patient is constantly
harassed by reftfrning
symptoms and unmistaka
ble traces of the blood
poison. Thousands of
physical wrecks and
chronic invalids from the effects of Blood Poison know the uncer
tainty of the mercury and potash treatment that it stifles but does not
kill the serpent. As long as there is life in the serpent there is danger
in its fangs ; and while your blood is tainted there is danger of infec
tion. Safety lies only in crushing out the life of the loathsome disease
and killing the serpent. For many years S. S. S. has been known as
an antidote for Blood Poison. It is a remedy composed entirely of
vegetable ingredients, and we offer $i,oco for proof that it contains
without
Write us about your case, and our physicians will advise with
out charge, and we will mail you free our home-treatment book tell
ing all about Contagious Blood Poison and its different stages and
ay mptoms. SWFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA. CAm
The1 Theory
"This health food doesn't do any
good," asserted the Irate customer.
"Perhaps yon overlooked the first
rule relating to Its use," suggested the
grocer. ' - -; "
"What's thatr -
"First get your health. Ton don't
seem to understand the theory of it
You wouldn't get dog , biscuit unless
you had a dog, would you?"
; "Or birdseed unless you had a bird?"
"No." --' ' . - ' '
" "Then what are you doing with
health food before you get health?"
: "But if I had health I wouldn't need
it".:: ' ;---.....--;' .-".----. .
, "Well, that' your lookout"
Proved Beyond a Doubt.
Middlesex, N. Y., July 25.--(Spec-
ial) That Rheumatism can be cured
has been proved - bey end a doubt by
Mrs. Betsey A. Clawson, well known
here. That Mis Clawson had Kbeu
matism and had it bad. all . her ac
quaintances know. They also know
Bhe is now cured. Dodd's Kidney Pills
did it. Mrs. Clawson tells the story
of her cure as follows:
. "I was an invalid for most five years
caused by- Inflammatory Rheumatism,
helpless two-thirds of the time. The
first year I could not do as much as a
baby could do ; then I rallied a little
bit and then a relapse. Then a year
ago the gout set in my hands and feet.
I suffered untold agony and in August,
1903, when my husband died I could
not ride to the grave.
"I only took two boxes of Dodd's
Kidney Pills and in two weeks I could
wait on myself and saw my own wood
I dug my own potatoes and gathered
my own garden last fall. Dodd s Kid'
ney Pills cured me."
Rheumatism is caused by uric acid
in the blood. Dodd's Kidney Pills put
the Kidneys in shape to take all the
uric acid out of the blood.
Does it pay to save five percent of
your, income by economizing on your
vacation this year and break down next
year from the continued strain and be
obliged to pay 50 per cent for doctor's
bills, besides the time lost in enforced
idleness ? Success.
riTfl Permanently tjnrea. wonts or nervousnesl
I 10 after flrstday'suseofDr.KUne'sUreatNerve
Keatorer. Send for Free 2 trial bottle and treatise.
Dr. B. H. Kline. Ltd- 88? Area St.. Philadelphia, Pa,
If a folded bed mast be used, contrive
some way to keep it aired and whole
some.
$100 Reward, $100.
The readers of this paper will be pleased to
learn that there Is at least one dreaded disease
that science has been able to cure in all its
stages, and that Is Catarrh. Hall's Catarrh
Cure is the only positive cure known to the
medical traternity. caiarrn oeinfr a constitu
tional disease, reouires a constitutional treat
ment. Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken internally,
actinir directly UDOn the blood and mucous
surfaces of the system, thereby destroying- the
foundation of the disease, ana giving ins pa
tien t streneth bv building no the constitution
and assisting nature in doing its work. The
proprietors have so much faith in Its curative
powers that they offer One Hundred Dollar!
for any case that it tans to cure, eena ioi ui
of testimonials.
Address. F. J. CHENET & CO., Toledo, O.
Sold by druggists, 75c.
U.ll. K-omiltr THUa an, th. lwflt.
AlW 0 A' J MW vuV
A scheme for the establishment of a
permanent wireless service between Swe
den and Germany is near realization.
For forty rear's Flso's Cure for Con
sumption has cured coughs and colds. At
druggists. Price 25 cents.
Several species of ants keep cows, the
aphis answering the purpose, and milk
them at regular intervals.
MCeeley liouor-morphine-tobacco
I V-r-X HIRITC. PERMANENTLY CURED
AUJ F0R FUL RETICULARS
NW KEILEY INSTITUTE.- PORTLAND.OR1
In a year nearly 100,000 persons trav
erse the forty-seven miles of railway
across the isthmus.
After suffering- twelve yean
from Contagious Blood. Poison,
and trying- the best physicians)
obtainable, and all the patent
medicinea procurable, and stead
ily continuing to grow worse, I
gave up all hope of recovery, and
physicians pronounced my case)
incurable. Hoping ag-ainat hope,
I tried S. S. 8. I improved from
the first bottle, and after taking;
twelve waa cored sound and
well, and for t wo years have had
SESPENT
no return or symptom of thft vile disease.
Warsaw, N.O. H. M. KKQISTKB.
the least particle of mercury, potash or
other mineral. It thoroughly purifies- the
blood, improves the appetite and diges
tion, and tones up all parts of the system.
In chronic and long-standing cases of
Blood Poison, S. S. S. acts promptly and
leaving: any - bad after-effects.
WORLD'S FAIR SCULPTURE.
"THE 8PIEIT OF THE PACIFIC."
Borne of the heroic statuary at the
3t. Louis world's fair is very beautiful.
One of the most exquisite is "The
Spirit of the Pacific," by Isidore KoutL
BREAD IN PARIS.
rhe Manner of Making It Takea Cour
age to Inspect.
I have never had the courage to per
sonally Inspect. I only know that in
stead of being fabricated in the home
or in great, clean, sanitary factories as
In the United States, it is made some
where In the bowels of the earth under
the small bake shops.
"J would no more dare go down into
one of these bread kitchens than I
would dare ask my cuisiniere' how
many times in her life she has had a
whole bath. I have seen enough at the
counters where bread is sold to get the
French point of view concerning bread,
Which Is even worse than the French
point of view concerning literature.
"Just as I am writing I glance
across the street into a bakeshop oppo
site, and I see a woman dusting off a
pile of bread In the window with a
feather duster. They have absolutely
no sense of any difference between
bread and wood and coal, and they de
liver it at one's home accordingly. It
is never wrapped, and in pushcarts
made of slats or In great openwork
baskets it is heaped less carefully than
wood or coal indeed, because bread is
easier to buy than wood or coal in
Paris. The carts or baskets are pushed
or carried by women wearing stout,
blue aprons covering them from neck
to knee, which aprons, like the sheets
on a French bed, are changed perhaps
as often as once a month. Arrived at
a house where bread is to be delivered,
the open cart or basket stacked with
the staff of life Is left in the road for
the femmes de chambre all around
merrily to shake down upon it any
thing they will, while the woman
mounts to one's apartment carrying
the day's ration of petlts pains bundled
up in her apron, and the two long, thin
loaves of bread, unwrapped, of course,
one under each arm." Harper's Bazar.
Numbers in Early Days.
In" a paper read before the Philologi
cal Society of the University of Michi
gan recently, Prof. George Hempl
commented upon the forerunners of
our present system of numeration.
Some two years ago. In seeking the
origin of the Runic letters (ihe first let
ters used by the i Germanic races),
Prof. Hempl discovered the primitive
Germanic numeral notations. This
threw new light upon the early Ger
manic numeral system, as well as upon
the primitive Indo-European numerical
system and upon the development of
the Greek alphabet and the Greek nu
merical notation.
The primitive Indo-European numer
ical system was a mixture of the deci
mal and the sexagesimal. The first
large number was the "shock" that
is, sixty and the next large number
was the "hund," or "hundred," that is
320. Between 60 and 120 there were
no numbers like our 70, etc., 70 being
a shock and 10," and 80 being "a
shock and 20." The introduction of our
present numbers between 60 and 320,
arose out of the introduction of the
decimal hund or hundred, that is, 100,
in distinction from which the old hun
dred (120) was called the duodecimal
hundred, or the "great hundred,"
which Is still used In Iceland and parts
of England.
Mistook; tbe Motive.
An old man was sitting in the
street-car. In the aisle near him stood
a young woman. He made a move
ment to rise, says the Detroit News,
as if to give her his seat.
'Never mind, sir," said the young
woman. Imperatively. "Just keep your
seat"
She smiled patronizingly on the old
man, who stared and looked dazed.
Alter two blocks more he again at
tempted to rise, but the young wom
an pushed him back, explaining po
litely, "I've stood so long now I don't
mind it. Please keep your seat"
I say, young lady," cried the old
man In shrill irritation, "I want to git
off! You've made me go half a mile
past my street already." :
Hearing a Fly Walk.
It is said that a fly makes 400
strokes per second wiui its wings, and
it has been proven that by the use of
the microphone you can hear a fly
walk. - ,
Lockjaw," or tetanus, is caused by
the development in the body of the
tetanus bacillus," a germ Hying In the
soli in many places, especially In city
streets, round barns and stables and
in pastures. This bacillus does -not
grow readily when exposed to the air,
so there is usually little danger of
lockjaw following large wounds. The
danger lies in the punctured wounds,
the ragged wounds, and often also the
seemingly trivial wounds "which heal
rapidly, and so seal up the : tetanus
germ away from the air; there it -finds
the conditions most favorable to its
development and the manufacture of
the nerve poison which causes the
symptoms of this terrible disease.
Such being the case, the treatment of
little wounds from pistols, torpedoes
and crackers is to- make them bigger.
This requires" some courage on the
part of the doctor, and the more cour
age the smaller and apparently more
insignificant is, the- wound, and par
ents ought not to increase his trial by
pleading against the necessity of cut
ting deeply into the wound, opening It
widely and washing it out thoroughly
with antiseptic solutions. It is only in
this way that the danger of lockjaw
can be reduced to a minimum, and
even this in exceptional cases does not
prevent the disease.
The modern treatment -for this dis
ease is the injection of tetanus anti
toxin. Even this may fall if injected
simply under the skin or into the mus
cles, and the antitoxin has occasion
ally been injected into the sheath cov
ering the spinal cord, or even beneath
the membranes of the brain, so that it
may the more directly reach the nerve
centers chiefly affected by the poison.
WAS NEVER ABSENT OR TARDY.
NELLIE J. M'itJXLIN.
The proudest day in the life of Nellie
J. McMillin of Rushville, Ind., was
when the County Board of Education
presented her with a gold medal for
punctual school attendance. Miss Mc
Millin is 16 and has attended school
since she was 5, and in all that time
she was never absent or tardy. The
last four years she has lived in the
country, which made punctual attend
a nee. a serious matter, but her record
is unbroken. She has graduated now.
English Bard Was Right.
Dramatic critics and commentators
have long been puzzled to account for
the fact that Shakespeare placed the
scene of "Hamlet" at Elsinore, in the
Island of Zealand, whereas the Dan
ish prince lived and died in Jutland.
But Just recently the municipal au
thorities at Elsinore, or Helsingor,
have discovered In their archives that
an English company was acting in
their town in 1587 or 1588, and among
the names of the actors are several of
those who were acting with Shake
speare in London in 1589.
Obviously, these actors must have
talked about their adventures in Den
mark, and so Shakespeare became well
acquainted with Elsinore, and, when
he wrote "Hamlet" naturally placed
the 6cene in a place which he knew
by description rather than in an island
of which he knew nothing. The poet
was no great stickler for accuracy in
geographical matters and this visit of
the English actors plausibly explains
the reason why the tragedy of "Ham
let" was placed in Zealand and not in
Jutland.
Cure for Indigestion.
Scientific investigation has discov
ered that that troublesome disease,
dyspepsia, can be cured by short in
tervals of exposure to intense cold,
followed by hearty eating. M. Raoul
Pictet a Swiss gentleman, was ex
perimenting with, a low temperature.
He had produced an artificial temper
ature in a sort of pit which caused the
thermometer to sink to 140 or 150 de
grees below zero. Among other ex
periments he - exposed himself for a
brief interval to this temperature by
lowering himself into the pit On
emerging he found himself intensely
hungry and ate freely. ' The process
was "repeated several times, and as a
result he found himself cured of chron
ic indigestion, from which he had suf
fered for years.
Willie's Definition, ,
Teacher1 Willie, you mav construct
an original sentence containing the
word 'Hominy.' "
Willie Broadhead (after a season of
stressful cogitation) -Hominy days tU
the Fourth o' July?
Thousands of women suffer from pelvic catarrh and catarrhal nervous
ness and don't know it. If you feel fagged out, begin at once taking Dr. Hart
man's Peruna. It will relieve your catarrhal affliction and all your organs
will be restored to health. Buy a bottle today, as it will immediately allevi
ate your case.
Salt rubbed on the black spots on
dishes will remove them.
Mothers will find Mrs. Winslows'a Soothing
Syrup the best remedy to use lor their children
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The minimum rainfall at which trees
will grow is twenty inches.
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Facsimile Signature of
NEW YORK.
EXACT COEY OF WHAREEFL
RUSSELL HIGH GRADE MACHINERY
m
ENGINES i
BOILERS
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MILLS
The A. H. Averill Machinery Co.,
"DID'INT HURT A . BIT"
IS WHAT
We can extract one
out hurting a bit, arid
sarr.e a ay 11 you aesire.
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' Our system of erown anl bridge work Is
simple, quick and painless.
Established in Portland 17 years..
Tte reason we advertise is to let you
know where we are.
Open evenings till 9
Phone
DR. VV. A. WliSli
WiSE BROS., Dentists
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A BEAUTIFUL YOUNQ SO
CIETY. WOMAN'S
. LETTER.
"St. Papi., Minn.
521 Wabasha St.
Dr. Harbnan, Columbus, O.,
Dear Sir: "I took Peruna last
summer when I was all run down,
and had a headache and back
ache, and no ambition for any
thing. I now feel as well as I
ever did in all my life, and all
thanks is due to your excellent
Peruna.'? Bess F. Healv.
The symptoms of summer ca
tarrh are quite unlike in different
cases, but the most common ones
are general lassitude, played-out,
tired-out, used-up, run-down feel
ings, combined with more or less
heavy, stupid, listless, mental
condition. Relish for food and
the ability to digest food seems
to be lost.
' Skin eruptions, sallow com
plexion, biliousness, coated
tongue, fitful, irregular sleep,
help to complete the picture
which is so common at tins sea
son. -
Peruna so exactly meets all
. these conditions that the demand
is so great for this remedy at this
season oMlie year that it is near
ly impossible to supply it.
Peruna Contains No Narcotics.
One reason why Peruna has
found permanent use in so many
homes is that it contains no nar
cotics of any kind. Peruna is
perfectly harmless. " It can be
used any length of time without
acquiring the drug habit.
PRICES THAT TALK.
Tbreshermen and Sawmill Men Note! 150 ft.
Endless Linen Sli (chert, Heavy Canvas, 4 ply, 7
men netting, kct.w. isu n. men wide, same as
above, $32.00. Tank Pumps complete, with 18 ft, a
men suction nose. 10 n. uiscuarKe nose, witn noz-
I
zel and strainer, f 10.50. fieltine, Hose and Packing
at wnoiosHie prices, uenerai agency lor I'araon
Hawkeye Melt Feeder. Lane shingle mill, runonl;
KE1ERSON MACHINERY CO. f.
POKTLAN1), OKEGOIM
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For Infants and Children. ,
The Kind You Have
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