Corvallis gazette. (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, December 01, 1903, Image 4

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    100 Doses
For One Dollar
Economy in medicine must be
measured by two things cost and
effect. It cannot be measured by
either alone. It is greatest in that
medicine that does the most for
the money--that radically and per
manently cures at the least ex
pense. That medicine is
Hood's Sarsaparilla
It pTxifies and enriches the blood,
cures pimples, eczema and all
eruptions, tired, languid feelings,
loss of appetite and general debility.
"I hare taken Hood's Sarsaparilla and
found it reliable and giTlne perfect satisfac
tion. It takes away that tired feeling, gives
energy and puts the blood in good condition."
Miss Effie Colonnb .535 10th Street, N. ff,
Washington, D. C.
Hood's Sarsaparilla promises to
cure and Keeps the promise.
In Chicago.
"The lady next door is celebrating
her golden wedding."
"Married 50 years ?
"No, times!" Puck.
. The Real Question.
She Now the question Is, where
Bhall we elope to?
He Oh, no! The question is, where
shall we come back to? Puck.
rVTft Permanently unrea. TTo ta or nervousness
F 1 1 0 after nrstday'BuseofjDr.Kline'sGreatNerve
Restorer. Send for Free 3 trialbottleand treatise.
Dl.a. H. Kline, Ltd-831 Arch St.. Philadelphia, Pa.
. The Only Restful Place.
"She was all worn out and in need
of rest, I understand." ' '
.."Quite right."
"But she was only two weeks at
that summer resort before she came
home again."
"Yes."
"Why was that?"
"Well, after two weeks of that life
she had to come home to rest."- Chi
cago Post.
CUHF.S WHERE ALL ELSE FAILS. EST
Beat Cough Syrup. Taste Good. Use fl
in time. Bold py druggists.
Perr ill's Pile Specific
The INTERNAL REMEDY
No Case Exists it Will Not Core
"I have toeen oslna- CA8CABGTI and aa
a mild and effective laxative tbey are simply won
derful. My daughter and I were bothered with
aick stomach and our breath was very bad. After
taking a few doses of Cascarets we bare improved
Wonderfully. Tbey are a great help in the family."
WILHILM IN A NAGIL.
1131 Rittenuouse St., Cincinnati, Ohio.
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MfTftHl A Sold and guaranteed by all drag-HU-1
tf'OAb sists to CLKK Tobacco Habit.
. Cruelty to Animals.
Nell I'm in a dilemma. Of course,
I can't think of marrying Jack Lowfer,
but he says if I don't he'll go to the
dogs. ',"'
Belle Well, you can't help that.
Nell That's just it. I know I can't,
and I'm fond of dogs. Philadelphia
Ledger.
Good Night.
Mr. Stalate -Don't those trolly cars
make an awful racket when they go by
the door?
Miss Bord Yes, and they pass at
such inopportune moments. It was on
account of them that you didn't hear
the clock the last two times it struck.
Philadelphia Press.
- Metaphorically Phrased.
"Don't you think your friend " would
stand a better chance jf be were to sub
side and be a dark horse?" 1 said one
politician. '
"He couldn't," answered the other.
"He's naturally so much of a kicker
that he wouldn't be content with any
other role than that of a mule."
Washington Post.
The Difference.
"What is the difference between a
woman's whist club and a man's poker
club?"
"Why, in one you get home to din
ner and in the other" to breakfast."
Detroit Free Press.
If He Takes It.
There Is some hope for a man as
long as he knows how to take a hint
for three years. I purchased two
bottles of Ayer's Cherry Pectoral,
large size, and it cored her com
pletely." J. H. Burge, Macon, Col.
Probably you know of
cough medicines that re
lieve little coughs, all
coughs, except deep ones!
The medicine that has
been curing the worst of
deep coughs for sixty
years is Ayer's Cherry
Pectoral. ,
Three sizes : 25c., enough for an ordinary
eeld; 60c., lust right for bronchitis, hoarse
new. hard colds, etc.; 01, most economical
for chronic eases and to keep on hand.
J. C. AYiiK CO, Lowell, Mass.
VSk.'- IAAJBJI MOnWlwKO
Cough
THAT COWBOY BREAKFAST.
Han Who Cooked the Steak for the
President Telia of It.
The Incident, or whatever yon choose
to call that first feature of President
Roosevelt's Colorado experience which
will make his great western tour mem
orable the unique entertainment that
furnished Mr. Roosevelt the right kind
of Western welcome and gave Hugo,
Col., a permanent place on the map
was the cowboy breakfast served to
the national chief early on the morn
ing of May 4, any the Denver Post.
The cook who cooked the breakfast
and who ptorlea in thta exaltod bit of
cookery, is now In Douver. This la
"Jack" Keppol, U whole-souled cow
man who doKortoil his herds and rode
many long nilloc la order to be on hand
and olUciate at Hugo.
"I was very proud." said quiet. Mr.
Keppel and. by the way, nobody can
describe the great event ami the causes
lending up to it, as he can "quite
proud when the Llucoln County Cattle
Growers Association selected me to
take charge of the cooking of the cow
boy breakfast which we had deter
mined to serve to President Roosevelt
"The Holt Live Stock Company's
chuck' wagon was driven down to Hu
go for my use and It was well sup
plied, as It was ready to start next
day on its regular round-up route.
"As my assistant for the great en
terprise I had that veteran of the
range, John Heyman, as good a camp
man as ever drew breath, so long as
he was awake, and, thus fixed up, I
felt fully equal to the great undertak
ing ahead of me.
"On Friday preceding the eventful
Monday, May 4, when the President
was to come through, I went down to
Hugo from my ranch at Arroyo, to get
everything shipshape and in order. On
that evening we swung the pot rack
and cleared a space about the rear
end of the chuck wagon and on Sat
urday we unpacked the, provisions and
laid, in butter and such things as had
been overlooked.
"On Sunday, just to get my hand in
and have things in working order, I
cooked a big dinner for 150 natives
and a couple of dozen 'rawhides' from
Denver. I hadn't done any cooking
for five years, and I was a little shaky
about the Job I had ahead of me, but
the way those people ate and ate and
came back for more convinced me that
John and I could do the big stunt as
well as anybody.
"On Sunday night about 8:30 I
closed off the feeding and left nothing
n but the beans, which cooked over
roaring fire till 12 o'clock. While the
bvins were cooking a number of old-
timers gathered around the camp fire
and swapped lies and sung songs and
kept me company. It was a fine night.
and they were all sorry when 12
o'clock came and I took off the beans
and drove them all away. And I hated
to do it, too, but it was late enough,
and I had important work ahead of me
for the morning. :
"I rolled out my bedding right
alongside the camp fire and turned in
to vy blankets a little before 1 o'clock.
I could hear the others celebrating up
town and I wished I could be with
them, but I knew that would never do
for rc., . v
"A few hours later I was wooling
John Heyman to get him awake and
beating around with a club to find
daylight. In the dark. The first tiiing
I did after making up my fire was to
put the beans back on. John asd I
then made twelve gallons of coffee la
three big pots and got the French
fried potatoes ready. The next thinr
was to make the biscuits and put them
in the Dutch ovens ready to bake. I
made eight dozen of these and' patted
them out round and smooth. It's quite
a job to make good biscuits, and you
bet I was very particular with these.
I wanted to have 'em just ready when
the President came, so I went over to
the depot and found out from the tel
egraph operator the exact moment
when he would arrive.
"When we saw the smoke of the
pilot train we heaped the fire on the
tops of the Dutch ovens. This train
brought the Governor and Congress
man Brooks. They were too busy
getting ready to receive the Pres
ident to want to eat anything, and
the biscuits were not done, anyhow.
When the President's train hove in
sight we got pretty excited around
that ca,mp fire, I can tell you. I had
picked out a big T-bone steak, the
finest one I ever saw, for the Presi
dent. "As the train was slowing up I nod
ded to John Heyman, my assistant,
to drop the big steak onto the hot
surface of the oven, which was on the
rack, and heated up just right. By
this time the biscuits were done to a
turn and everything was ready. I had
heard discouraging reports to the ef
fect that President Roosevelt would
not be allowed time enough at Huge
for him to get off and eat, but I knew
if I ' could once get him in range of
that beefsteak where he could get a
whiff of that steak he would have to
stay and eat ,
"Well, I ha.ve cooked many a steak,
but I was certainly more proud of
that one than of any I ever turned
out It was a regular 'beaut,' and
when Teddy cut into it and munched
the first mouthful and T. aaw the
tickled expression of his face I was
so proud well, I just had to swing my
hat and holler."
An Accomplished Monarch.
The King of Portugal is, personally,
one of the most notable of living mon
archy. His accomplishments with a
gun are sufficiently well known, and
also as a revolver shot he is hard to
beat; but his tastes are very broad, for
hels an accomplished landscape paint
er, whose work has before now won a
medal at the Paris Exhibition and, like
his kinsman, the Prince of Monaco, he
Is deeply interested in scientific pur
suits. Of all monarchs he Is probably
the most accessible for, though he has
an immense number of duties as the
first servant of his country, he does not
take the trappings of royalty very se
riously. iThe Old Habit.
Towne I suppose you have heard
that old Lawyer Sharpe is lying at the
point of death.
Browne No. Well, well, the ruling
passion strong In death, eh? Phila
delphia Press.
Use Peruna for Coughs, Colds, Grip and Ca
tarrhA Congressman's Letter.
In every country of the civilized
world Sisters of Charity are known.
Not only do they minister to the spirit
ual and intellectual needs of the charges
committed to their care, but they also
minister to their bodiiy needs.
With so many children to take care
of and to protect from climate and dis
ease, these wise and prudent Sisters
have found Peruna a never failing safe
guard, j
Dr. Hartman receives many, letters
from Catholic Sisters from all over the
United States. A recommend recently
received from a Catholic institution in
Detroit, Mich., reads as follows:
Dr. S. B. Hartman, Columbus, Ohio:
Dear Sir: "The young girl who used
the Peruna was suffering from laryngi
tis, and loss of voice. The result of
the treatment was most satisfactory.
She found great relief, and after furth
er use of the medicine we hope to be
able to say she is entirely cured."
Sisters of Charity.
The young girl was under the care of
the Sisters of Charity and used Peruna
for catarrh of the throat with good re
sults as the above letter testifies.
Send to the Peruna Medicine Com
On Principal.
"What makes her so solemn?"
"Well, you see, she's a temperance
advocate, and some one told her that
her smiles were perfectly intoxicat
ing." Philadelphia Bulletin.
Christiana, send for the Chalstlan Educator and
God's Defender. Yearly, tl ; six months, 50c : sam
ple copy, 10c W . EL Kerr, Great Bend, Kan., Editor
Peculiar to Samoa.
Kava, the national beverage of Sa
moa, is a wholesome and refreshing
drink, though not agreeable to the un
accustomed palate. -A really good old
Kava-bowl is a curiosity difficult to ob
tain. The frequent brewings coat the
inside with a beautiful opalescent
enamel, which greatly enhances the
value of the bowl.
CATARRH CANNOT BE CURED
With local applications, as they cannot reach
the seat of the disease. Catarrh is a blood or
constitutional disease, and in order to cure it
yon must take internal remedies. Hall's Ca
tarrh Cure is taken internally, and acts directly
on the blood and mucous surfaces. Hall's Ca
tarrh Cure is not a quack medicine. It was
prescribed by one of the best physicians in this
country for years, and is a regular prescription.
It is composed f the best tonics known, com
bined with the best blood purifiers, acting di
rectly on the mucous surfaces. The perfect
combination of the two ingredients is what pro
duces such wonderful results in curing catarrh.
Send for testimonials, free.
P. J. CHENEY & CO., Preprs., Toledo, 0.t.
Sold by druggists, price 76c
Halls Family Pills are the beat.
.,. ,
Traveling Baths.
Traveling bathB on one of the Rus
sian railways are the latest provision
for its employes' comfort in the outly
ing districts.
BRINGING (Sjtft 15 ft H
Every Catarrh sufferer dread3 the coming of winter, for with the. first
breath of the " ice-king ' this miserable disease is fanned into life and all
the disgusting symptoms return. The nostrils are stopped up and the
throat can be kept clear of mucous secretions only by continual hawking
and spitting. Catarrh is a nuisance
and source of annoyance, not only
to the one who has it, but everybody
else. The thick, yellow discharge
from the head produces a feeling of
personal defilement, and the odor of
the breath is almost intolerable.
The catarrhal poison brings on
stomach troubles and affects the Kid
neys and Bladder. It attacks the
soft bones and tissues of the head
and throat, causing total or partial
deafness, the loss of smell, and giv
ing to the voice a " rasping, nasal
twang. No part of the body is secure
from its ravages. Catarrh makes
you sick all over, for it is a dis
ease of the blood, and circulates all
through the system, and for this
reason, sprays, washes, inhalers,
powders and salves have , proven
failures.
. The way, to cure Catarrh thor
oughly and permanently is to cleanse
the blood of the unhealthy secretions
that keep the membranes of the body
inflamed, and nothing does this so
surely and promptly as S. S. S. As
Ion? as the blood is poisoned with
Catarrhal matter the discharge of mucus and other disgusting symptoms
of the miserable disease will continue. S. S. S. goes to the fountain source
of the trouble and purines and enriches
blood-tainting and stubborn disease. We make no charge whatever lot
medical advice. IXIg SWIFT SPECIFIC ATL&SSTAi C&m
pany, Columbus Ohio, for a free book
written by Dr. Hartman.
The following letter is from Congress
man Meekison, of Napoleon, Ohio:
The Peruna Medicine Co., Columbus,
Ohio.:
Gentlemen: "I have used several
bottles of Peruna and feel greatly bene -fitted
thereby from my catarrh of the
head, and feel encouraged ' to believe
that its continued use will fully eradi
cate a disease of thirty years standing."
David Meekison. ,
Dr. Hartman, one of the best known
physicians and surgeons in the United
States, was the first man to formulate
Peruna. It was through his genius
and perseverance that it . was intro
duced to the medical profession of this
country.
If you do not derive prompt and sat
isfactory results from the use of Peru
na, write at once to Dr. Hartman, giv
ing a full statement of your case and he
will be pleased to give you his valua
ble advice gratis.
Address Dr. Hartman, President of
The Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus,
Ohio: . V -
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trade. A nice light occupation,
good wages,easy to learn, constant practice. The
method is right and the price and time required
the best possible to give satisfactory results.
Write for full particulars to the AMERICAN
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Portland, Oregon.
" ORDER QUICK Special oargam list, new
goods. South Bend Steel Plows, wood beams,
34 $10; South Bend Chilled Plows, wood
beel. 14 in., $7.70; South Bend Chilled Plows,
woder beams, 8 in., $3.50; all Bizes and styles in
plows. Young1 America Cream Separator, No.
800, $55 ; Steel Wind Mill. 8-foot, $22 ; Wood Wheel
Wind Mill, 12-foot, $35 Write us for prices on
anything in the machinery line. Reierson Ma
chinery Co., foat of Morrison St., Portland, Or.
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COTTXiX) HOT HEAR THE TICK OB" A
r. CLOCK.
. ' Wataontown, Pa., July 13, 1003. , .
Sear Sirs: '
I have used 8. S. S. for Catarrh of tha
inner ear, and have found it an excel
lent remedy- for same. X had . been
troubled with this disease for years,
and tried raanj thing's in an effort to
get relief, but nothing: did mo any
permanent ood until I beg-an S. S. S.
I had -a disoharare from my ear and my
hearing was so badly . affected that I
could not hear the tick of a clock. X was
in bad shape when I began your med
icine. S. 8. S. has done away with the
discharge and my hearing has- been
wonderfully improved; so much so
that I can now carry on a conversation
in an ordinary - tone, whereaa a year
ago this was impossible.
Tour medicine has done me a world of
good and X do not hesitate to give it the
credit it deserves.
W. P. KBTJUffSINE. '
TSO SION OF C1TABBH; IN THI3-
- TEEN" TEAB3.
Krebs, Ind. Ter., Aug. 1, 1003. ,
Bear Sirs:
About thirteen years ago I used your
remedy for C atarrn . I had been troubled
with it for about nine years, but since
taking 8. 8. S. have never been worried
with it. I feel able to recommend 8. 8. 8.
as a sure cure for Catarrh.
T. IOX.Ii WEE.
wmm
the blood, and so invigorates ana tones up
the system, that catching cold and jeon
tracting Catarrh is not so likely to'ocur.
Keep the blood in order and winter 's comirfg
brings none of the discomforts of Catarrh.
Write us particulars of your case, and
let our physicians help you get rid of this
t -Humorous I
Business Sense. "The P. X. & T. is
the most Interesting railroad In the
country." Jumpuppe Why? "They
now run excursions and observation
trains to the scenes of all their im
portant wrecks." Ex. .
"Let us have peace," said the Eng
lish Invader; "can you not see that the
white strangers love the red men?
"Ah, yes," replied the intelligent In
dian, "they love the very ground we
walk upon." Philadelphia Press.
, Silence Fell as a PalL Young Wlf
(at dinner) I didn't tell you, Adolphus,
I cooked the dinner to-day myself.
Husband Indeed! Then In my
thoughts I have, been doing poor Mary
Ann a great Injustice. Pearson's
Weekly.
,Fond of Fancy Work. "Does your
wife do much fancy work?" "Fancy
work? She won't even let a porous
plaster come Into the house without
crocheting a red border round It and
running a yellow ribbon through the
holes." Tit-Bits.
A Rare Chance. Nell I was de
lighted to meet her at a bargain sale
ta-day. Belle I thought you detested
her. Nell So I do; and during the
crush I found a chance to give her a
few good pokes on my own account.
Philadelphia Ledger.
Passerby Well, well! Have you
been getting a licking, little man? Lit
tle Man You called de turn, stranger.
Foist de Jones kid he licked me, den
ma licked me fer fightin', den wen pa
came home he licked me fer losln' to
de Jones kid! Boston Post.
"Such weather!", exclaimed Mr. Hen
ry Peck.. "I'm free to say this
"What's that, Henry?" interrupted his
wife. "Beg pardon, my dear," he be
gan meekly. - "I mean 'with your per
mission I'm free , to say' this is the
worst climate under the sun." Phil
adelphia Press. ,- -
"Yes." said the dentist, "to insure
painless extraction you'll have to take
gas, and that's fifty cents extra."
"Oh!" said the farmer, "I guess th
old way'll be best; never mind no gas."
"You're a brave man." "Oh! it ain't
me that's got the tooth; it's my wife."
Philadelphia Ledger.
No Advantage to Her. "Are you
training your daughters in the house
hold arts'?" "No. What's the use?
Jest as soon as 1 got one of them
trained so's she could help - me, some
man would come along an' marry her.
An' men are havln' it too easy these
days, anyhow." Chicago Post
A hopeless case: "A great big, able
bodied man like you ought to ba
ashamed to ask a stranger for money,"
said the well-to-do citizen. "I know
I ought," answered Meandering Mike:
j "but, mister, I'm jes' naturally too
I ma neartea to tap 'm on ae head and
take It way from him." Washington
Star. . ..
"I see you have chicken for dinner.
"Yessuh," said Erastus Pinkley.: "I
hope you bought the chicken." "Well,
no; j but the transaction were strictly
regular. Dat chicken has been roost-In'-
on my fence foh months wifout
payin' nuffln, an' I reckoned It were
'bout time to fohclose." Washington
Star.
He "So the engagement Is broken
off?" She "Yes. He told her h
thought she should stop reading nov
els and read something more substan
tial; something that would improve
her." He "Well?" She "Well, . tha
Idea of a man Intimating to bis fiancee
that she could be improved In any
way!" Philadelphia Press.
Sad" part of it: "What did you do
with that fellow who stole the horse?"
asked the tenderfoot. "Nothin' much,"
answered Broncho Bill "jist took the
hoss away from him." "Is that all?"
"Yep. He war settln' In the saddle
with a rope around his neck tied to a
tree when we took the hoss away,
though." Indianapolis t Sun.
Stranger Are the waiters here at
tentive to you? Pretty Cashier
Sir-r-r-rl Stranger Oh, no offense, I
assure you. I was only carrying out
the instructions printed on the bill of
fare, which say: "Please report any
inattention of waiters to cashier." And
I thought if they were Inattentive to
you I would report them that's all.
Baltimore American. -
Well trained: "I'm anxious to get
the names of all present," said the re
porter;, "will -you oblige me " "Oh!"
aid the meek little , man, "you may
put down 'Mrs. Henry Peck and hus
band."' "You mean 'Mr. and Mrs.
Henry Peck,' don't you?" "I would
prefer that," he replied, with a fur
tive glance over his shoulder, "but,
far goodness,' sake, don't say I gave
it to you that way." Philadelphia
Press. ;'.
Overheard in Court Counsel (to
witness) How can you prove that the
prisoner stole six of your handker
chiefs? "Why, because they were my
handkerchiefs that were found on him.
Look at them for yourself. They are
exactly the same as mine." "That
proves nothing. I have some handker
chiefs like those." "That's gulte pos
sible," replied the witness; "several
more of mine are missing." Ex.
; In the .near future: Domestic
"Don't you want to go out this . after
noon, Mrs. Manning?" Mistress "Yes,
Mary,' I should like to' go out, but I'm
afraid it will incommode you." ; Do
mestic "Oh, never mind me, marm;
It's so long since you've had an after
noon 'off I must insist that you take
one to-day. ' But be sure and come
home early. I may have callers, you
know, and T shall want somebody to
tend the door." Boston Transscrlpt
, Too Rich to Be Cross-Eyed.
Tate Oh, no. Miss Mintner is not
cross-eyed, but she Is only affected by
strabismus.
: Brady WelL what's the difference,
pray? '
Tate Man, alive! Aren't you aware
that Miss Mintner's father Is a rich
man. Boston Transcript.
' ' Rivalry Has Ceased.
Liverpool and Manchester, hitherto
deadly rivals in trade, have entered in
to a partnership in order to bring
about cotton growing within the Brit
ish empire.
Woman in an Unconscious Condi
tion Found on Sidewalk.
Upon Examination at the Hospital, Her Body was
Discovered to be Covered with Scars, Caused
by the Hypodermic Injection of Morphine
Facts Published as Warning to Other Women.
The abave headlines recite the
actual experience of a poor wreck of
a woman vrho had once held an hon
orable and lucrative position in a
large mercantile house in New York.
Her health began to fail,- and instead
of taking rest and proper medical
treatment she resorted to stimulants
said morphine.
The hospital physician discovered
that her primary trouble was an
affection of the womb, which
could readily have been cured in the
first stages. If when she had first
felt those severe pains in the back,
the terrible headaches, the constant
sense of fullness, soreness and pain
in' the pelvic region, she had heedl
the warning that serious troublevas
in store, and commenced a regular
treatment with the Pinkham Reme
dies, as did Mrs. Bober of Chicago,
whose letter follows, the polypus
in the wsab would have been dis
solved and passed away, and to-day
she would have been a well woman.
Why will women let themselves
drift along into terrible suffering
and sickness in this way, when there
is monumental proof that Lydia
E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound is daily relieving thousands
of women from this very trouble?
There is na excuse for any woman
who suffers to go without help. Mrs.
Pinkham is very glad indeed to give
her personal advice to any one whe
will write for it, and the following
letter simply goes to prove that the
Vegetable Compound will positively
cure female ills :
"Since the birth of my baby I
suffered from womb trouble,backache,
Hopeless Case.
"If you weren't so lazy you wouldn't
be so pessimistic."
"Oh, nonsense!"
"Why don't you make hay while the
sun shines, and"
"Huh, if I tried to do that it'd just
be my luck to get sunstruck." Phil
adelphia Ledger.
For forty year's Plso's Cure for Con
sumption has cured coughs and colds. At
druggists. Price 25 cents.
The Modern Cruiser.
"What's the use of cruisers, papa?"
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