Distress
After Eating
Nausea between meals, belching, vom
iting, flatulence, fits of nervous bead
ache, pain in the stomach, are all
symptoms of dyspepsia, and the longer
it is neglected the harder it is to cure it.
Hood's Sarsaparilla
and Pills
Radically and permanently cure it
strengthen and tone the 6tomach and
other digestive organs for the natural
performance of their functions.
Accept no substitute for Hood's,
i "I bad dyspepsia twenty-fire years and
took different medicines bat got no help
.until I began taking Hood's Sarsaparilla.
Have taken tour bottles of tbia medicine
and can now eat almost anything, sleep
well, have no cramps in my stomach, no
burning and no distress. Mas. William
G. Babbitt, 14 Olney St., Providence, K. L
Hood's Sarsaparilla promises to
cure and keeps the promise.
One Pleasure done.
"I suppose, Miss Ram bo," said the
caller, "that your father feels much
happier now that he has been cured of
his rheumatism?"
"Well," explained the young lady,
"he (eels better when he realizes that
he does not have to suffer any more ;
but he feels pretty bad when he remem
bers how exactly he need to be able to
foretell the weather." Judge.
An Important Distinction.
She I suppose that it would take a
great deal of observation and experi
ence to enable a man to pick the fastest
horse entered for a race.
He (mournfully) Yee, but that isn't
what you are trying to do. What you
want is to pick the horse that is going
10 win.
Ocean Trout.
Trout are believed to be exclusively
fresh water fieh. It happens, however,
occasionally that some are caught with
the herring in the German ocean.
Silence at Dinner.
. Wnenever there is a marked silence
at a large dinner party it is always, bo
the superstitious say, twenty minutes
of the hour or twenty minutes after.
' Easier.
Easter is the Sunday which follows
that fourteenth day of the calendar
moon which falls upon or next sfter
the 21st day of March.
Wild Animals in Captivity.
Captivity changes-animals' nature.
A lion captured when it is full grown
will always be treacherous, but lions,
tigers, leopards and other carniveroua
animals that have been born in captiv
ity can be tamed till they are quite as
gentle and affectionate as poodle dogs.
Last Touch of Realism.
The photograph and moving pictures
bave been combined, say the Chicago
Tribune, thus making it possible to
give the last touch of realism to prize
fight views.
Tete-a-Tete.
"Ah," he said to her over their ice
cream, "it is very sweet, but not so
sweet as you." "It is soft," she re
turned promptly, "but not so soft as
you." "And it is cold," he conclud
ed, "but not so cold as you." Phila
delphia Press.
One of Many.
Meyer Did you ever see a man-eating
shark?
Gyer No; but I once saw a man eat
ing catfish.
Meyer Indeed 1 Where?
Gyer In a .restaurant. Chicago
Itaily News.
Birds and Floods.
Many birds have an instinctive pre
science of floods, and will change the
positions of their nests or make other
provisions for safety just before a heavy
rainfall results in a flood which sweeps
away their former homes.
Cream Custard Pie.
Beat one egg, add two-thirds cupful
of sugar and trun in one and one-half
cupfuls of good cream. Mix well,
add a' pinch of salt. Line a pie plate
with paste, pour in the cream mixture
and grate a little nutmeg over the top.
Bake slowly and serve just cooled. De
troit Free Press.
Tribute to Woman's Vanity,
Traveling beauties never take passage
on an ocean liner without a spirit
lamp to heat their curling tongs. This
practice imperils the ship through dan
ger of fire. One of the big steamship
lines has fitted every stateroom on its
vessels with an electrical apparatus for
heating the curling tongs.
Twins Born in Dublin.
Irish women can boast of having
twins more frequently than any other
women in the world. Twins are born
in Doublin about once in every fifty
two births, as against a general world
average of one in eighty.
Stlckney Gasoline Engine
Fifty dollars can be saved by buying
the above. Will run cheaper, chopping
15 to 20 bushels per hour, wood saw, well
drilling machinery, pumps, etc. Write
for catalogue. KHERSON MACHINERY CO
Foot of Bonbon Street. Portland, Oregon.
Dizzy?
Appetite poor?y Bowels
constipated? Tongue coated?
Head ache? It's your liver!
Ayer's Pills are liver Dills, all
vegetable.
Lowell, Haas.
Want your moustache or beard
a beautiful brown or rich black? Use
BUCKINGHAM'S DYE
nrri cm or pupgqigrg o a. r. wall co., wastoa, ir. h.
bUHK IfnERK ALL Cld rftlldi
Best Cough Syrup. Taste Good. Use
In time. Bold ny a rn struts.
SEEFDNS
THE,
School Life. School life Is composed
of three composites the home, the
teacher and the- puplL Rev. W. B.
Slutz, Methodist, Pittsburg, Pa.
Laber. The history of centuries re
veals the fact that the greater the civ
ilization the more honorable labor be
comes. Rev. R. II. Hood, Presbyte
rian, Pittsburg, Pa.
Real Christian. It Is easy to be a
nominal Christian, for a profession will
accomplish that. It is difficult to be a
real one, for that Involves a right
heart Rev. La Crandall, Baptist, Chi
cago, 111.
Blood Money. There are men In the
church to-day who are receiving blood
money, the revenue that comes from a
shameful and dishonest business.
Rev. A. R. Holderley, Methodist, At
lanta, Ga,
Man's Spirit. "You cannot judge a
man solely by his acts. You must probe
deeper. You must determine the spirit
which actuates him and ascertain Its
origin," Rev. D. Hart,, Hebrew, Den
ver, Colo.
Smiles of Eire. The smiles and
smirks of an evil person are not signs
of life, but danger signals that warn
us against falling into an open sepul
cher. Rev. C. G. Greenwood, Baptist,
Westfleld, N. J.
Industrial Conditions. The indus
trial problem will never be solved on
the principle of class selfishness, but
only on the basis of the highest wel
fare for all. Rev. J. H. Speer, Pres
byterian, Denver, Colo.
Honesty. Honesty is one of the first
principles of Christianity. It lies at
the base and also at the apex of Chris
tian character. It must be the dom
inant force in all traffic. Rev. F. R.
Pardington, Methodist, Bethel, Conn.
God and Mammon. Because we
serve both God and Mammon' we find
an equal amount in our surroundings.
The devil is still alive with us so long
as we act him, and the Christ nature
repudiated. Rev. F. E. Mason, Scien
tist, Brooklyn, N. Y.
Rivals of the Pulpit To-day the pul
pit has more powerful rivalry than
ever before. The newspaper press, the
cheap magazines and the free libraries
fill in part the place once occupied by
the pulpit alone. Rev. D. MacArthur,
Baptist. New York City.
, Evangelism. The spirit of world
evangelism was never more marked
than it Is to-day. The Methodist
Church alone Is preaching the gospel
In sixteen languages, to say nothing of
the marvelous work beyond the seas.
Rev. W. A. Frye, Methodist, Lansing,
Mich.
The Resurrection. The resurrection
of Jesus Christ from the dead is the
supreme warrant of our faith in Him
as the image of the invisible God. The
church has also, found In that resurrec
tion her charter. If Christ is not risen
the whole Christian theory of life col
lapses and the fruits of the theory are
illogical and Its hopes factious. Rev.
M. W. Stryker, Presbyterian, Clinton,
N. Y.
Capital and Labor. In the present
-fomentation in the industrial world we
need leaders who see the parts in rela
tion to the whole. Neither capital nor
labor must demand all. One has gold
to exchange for work and the other
has work to exchange for gold.
Neither should be exorbitant. Rev.
M. E. Harlan, Disciple, Brooklyn,,
N. x.
The Law of Life. There is no high
er form of life reached, there Is no de
velopment of personal intellect, there
Is no prosperous business maintained,
there is no higher level of political or
social life reached, save along one in
variable line struggle with and con
quest of opposition. The law of life
Is attainment through overcoming.
Rev. J. B. Clark, Presbyterian, Detroit,
Mich.
Redemption. Adam fell and sin
came. Redemption was purchased by
a slain Jesus and a risen Lord; and
we, now, each week, celebrate His day
of resurrection In combination with
worship of God who commanded and
the world was, and who showed His
supreme love for man in sacrificing
for our redemption, Christ, His Son, i
in whom He was well pleased. Rev. I
A. J. Henry, Congregationalist, Brook- j
lyn, N. Y. - -
Work and Win. Do not people some
how really feel that to support the
church, to be charitable and generous,
to observe the formal requisitions of
religion, is enough. That they hereby
purchase the goal of spiritual attain
ment? And how incongruous it is for
people to feel so, who know so well
that they get nothing in- any other de
partment of life without working for
itl Work and win is the true law of
both the temporal and the spiritual
life. Rev. J. B. Clark, Presbyterian,
Detroit Mich. -
Professing Christians. If you are ac
tive Christians, If you make a loud
profession of your religion, you may
be sure your neighbors will talk about
you, and you may congratulate your
self If you do not get your name in
the papers. They are sure to find
some flaw in your character, to weigh
against your zeal in God's service. The
fellow wlio is merely a silent. Indif
ferent member of the church, who
never opens his mouth to testify, for
Christ, will have a much easier time.
Rev. D. M. McLean, Methodist, Bis
mark, North Dakota.
Modest.
"Remember," said the serious man,
"that money is not the only thing to
be striven for in this life."
"Maybe not," answered Senator Sor
ghum, "but a whole lot of people
think it is, and I am not egotist enough
to try to set any new fashions." -Washington
Star.
The Only One.
The man who snugly states that he
Is "clothed in righteousness"
Believes himself sole patentee
Of that peculiar dress.
Philadelphia Press.
-
Give Warning of Approach of flore
Serious Trouble.
Do you experience fits of depression with restlessness, alternating
with extreme irritability, bordering upon hysteria? Are your spirits
easily affected so that one minute you laugh, and the next fall into con
vulsive weeping?
Do you feel something like a ball rising in your throat and threaten
ing to choke you ; all the senses perverted, morbidly sensitive to light
and sound ; pain in the ovaries, and especially between the shoulders ;
sometimes loss of voice; nervous dyspepsia, and almost continually
cross and snappy, with a tendency to cry at the least provocation ?
If so, your nerves are in a shattered condition, and you are threat
ened with nervousprostraticm.
Undoubtedly you do not know it, but in nine cases out of ten this is
caused by some uterine disorder, and the nerves centering in and about the
organs which make you a woman influence your entire nervous system.
Something must be done at once to restore their natural condition or
you will be prostrated for weeks and months perhaps, and suffer untold
misery.
Proof is monumental that nothing in the world is better for this
purpose than Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound; thou
sands and thousands of women have written us so.
How firs. Holland, of Philadelphia, suffered
among the finest physicians in the country, none of
whom could help her finally cured by Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound.
" Dear Mrs. Pimhaw : For over two years I was a constant suf
ferer from extreme nervousness, indigestion, and dizziness. Menstruation
was irregular, had backache and a feeling of great lassitude and weak
ness. I was so bad that I was not able to do my own work or go far in
the street I could not sleep nights.
"I tried several splendid doctors, but they gave me no relief. After
taking Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound I soon began to
feel better, and was able to go out and not feel as if I would fall at
every step. I continued to take the
"1 cannot say enough in behalf of -Lydia K. Pinkham's medicine,
and heartily recommend all suffering women to try it and find the
relief I did." Mrs. Florence Hoixand, 622 S. Clifton St., Phila
delphia, Pa. (Jan. 6, 1902.) t
Another case of severe female trouble cured by
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound, after the
doctors had failed.
"Dear Mrs. Ptnkham: I was in poor health for several years.
I had female trouble and was not able to do my housework alone. I
felt tired, very nervous, and could not sleep. I doctored with several
doctors. They doctored me for my stomach, but did not relieve me.
I read in your book about your medicine, and thought I would try it.
I did so, and am how cured and able to do my work alone, and feel
good. I was always very poor, but now weigh one hundred and fifty
pounds.
"I thank you for the relief I have obtained, and I hope that every
woman troubled with fentale weakness will give Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound a trial. I have recommended it to many of my
friends.'' Mrs. Maria Bowers, Millers ville, Ohio. (Aug. 15, 190L)
Will not the volumes of letters from women made strong by
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound convince all of thm
virtues of this medicine ?
How shall the fact that it -will help them be made plain ?
Surely you cannot wish to remain weak, and sick, and discour
aged, exhausted with each day's work. You have some derange
ment of the feminine organism, and Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound will help you just as surely as it has others.
A Strong Character.'
One of the novelists, referring to his
hero, saya:
Hia countenance fell.
His voice broke.
Hia heart sank.
Bis hair rose.
Hie eyes blazed.
Hia words burned.
His blood froze.
It appears, however, that he was able
to pull himself together and marry the
girl in the last chapter. Chicago Record-Herald.
Next Thing In Line.
The oldest mason is beginning to get
his name m the papers again, says the
Chicago Record-Herald. Look out for
another of George Washington's body
servants.
murome sores
Eating Ulcers,
Nothing is a source of so mucn trouble as an old sese or ulcer, particu
larly when located upon the lower extremities where the circulation is weak
and sluggish. A gangrenous eating ulcer upon the leg is a frightful sight,
and as the poison burrows deeper and deeper into the tissue beneath and the
sore continues to spread, one can almost see the flesh melting away and feel
the strength going out with the sickening discharges. Great running sores
and deep offensive ulcers often develop from a simple boil, swollen gland,
bruise or pimple, and are a threatening danger always, because, while all
such sores are not cancerous, a great many are, and this should make you
suspicious of all chronic, slow-healing ulcers and sores, particularly if can
cer runs in your family. Face sores are common and cause the greatest
annoyance because tney are so per
sistent and unsightly and detract so
much from one's personal appearance.
Middle aged and old people and
those whose blood is contaminated and
tainted with the germs and poison of
malaria or some previous sickness, are
the chief sufferers from chronic sores
and ulcers. While the blood remains in
an unhealthy, polluted condition heal
ing is impossible, and the sore wilt
continue to grow and spread in spite of
washes and salves or any superficial or
surface treatment, for the sore is but
the dutward siga of some constitu
tional disorder, a bad condition of
the blood and system which local
remedies cannot cure. A blood purifier
and tonic is what vou need. Some
thing to cleanse the blood, restore its lost properties, quicken the circula
tion and invigorate the constitution, and S. S. S. is just such a remedy.
S. S. S. reaches these old chronic sores through the blood. It goes to
the very root of the trouble and counteracts and removes from the blood all
the impurities and poisons, and gradually builds up the entire system and
strengthens the sluggish circulation, and when the blood has been purified
purifier and tonic combined and a safe and permanent cure for chronic sores
and ulcers. If you have a slow-healing sore of any kind, external or internal,
write us about it, and our physicians will advise you without charge. , Boos
on "The Blood and Its Diseases ' free.
v THE SWIFT SPECIFIC COM ATLANTA CJSt
medicine until cured.
His Business.
"What's your prospective son-in
law's business?" asked the old friend
"Love-making, principally," growled
the old man. "At least, I doa't see
how he finds time for much of anything
else. Chicago Post.
Precept and Practice.
Oobwigger Several millionaire!
have written their opinions as to how
to make a fortune.
Meritt I read that article. The
funny thing is that not one of them ad
vised following the plan by which he
got rich himself. Judge.
Salt Freshens Ink.
To prevent a mold in ink infuse
piece of salt the size of a hazelnut in
each quart.
A Constant Drain
Upon the System.
SORES ON BOTH ANKLES.
Gentleman : About ten years are
mall sore came on eaeb of my ankles.
Dew get into the places and they he
came largo, eating ulcers, aid I suf
fered Intensely for nearly ten years.
I had spent mere than $500.00 try
ing to get well when I- chanced to
ee 8. 8. 8. advertised in a Memphis
paper. I began to take it and was
cored. Hy limbs have mover been
era or given sae any pain at all
ainoe. I have reeosaxsended S. S. S.
to a groat nmany people, and am now
giving it to my nine-year-old son for
Eczema. "Durins" my long siekness Z
was living near Memphis, Tenn..but
nave since removed to Kansas City,
and am now residing at Iff. 614
East Sixteenth Street.
Mrs. . A. HARMS.
Kansas City, Mo.
ana tne system purgea oi sui morom,
unhealthy matter the healing process
begins, and the ulcer or sore is soon
entirely gone.
S. S. S. contains no mineral or poison,
ous drugs of any description, but is guar,
anteed a purely vegetable remedy, a blood
Teacher Where was the Declaration
of Independence signed? Tommy At
the bottom. Chicago Daily News.
Mrs. ifcldlett John, why do you al
ways call our boy "coffee?" Mr. Kid-
lett 'Cause he keeps us awake nights
Philadelphia Evening Bulletin.
Suggestive. Knlcker Was it an up-
to-date wedding?. Knocker Yes, In
deed; they threw breakfast food In
stead of rice. New York Herald.
An absorbing narrative: First Phil-
adelphian How is that book? Excit
ing? Second Phlladelphlan Why, 1
sat up all day reading It! Town Top
ics.
At the seaside: Clerk That back
piazza Is pretty shaky. It may break
down some night. Proprietor Must
it be rebuilt? Clerk Oh, no; light it
up. Town Topics.
At the photographer's: "Have I the
pleasant expression you need?" (Voice
from under the cloth) Perfectly, sir,
"Then let her" go quick, governor; it
hurts my face." Life.
A New Annunciator. Guest (in cheap
lodging house) Say, there ain't no bell
in my room. Clerk Dat'U be all right.
mister. If youse want anyt'ing wring
de towel. See? Chicago News.
As denned: "Say, mamma," queried
little Mary Ellen, "what's a dead let
ter?" "Any letter that is given to
your father to mail, my dear." replied
the wise mother. Chicago News.
Employer Yes, I advertised for a
strong boy. Think you will fill the
bill? Applicant Well, I Just finished
lickin' nineteen other applicants out
in de hall. Philadelphia Inquirer
' The Ruling Power. The Peddler I
want to see the mistress of the house,
The Master Do you? Then step
around to the kitchen door and ask
for the cook. Cleveland Plain Dealer,
Sincerity: "One o' de sad things
'bout dis life," said Uncle Eden, "is
dat it's so much easier to depend on
de enmity of yoh enemies dan on de
friendship of yoh friends." Washing
ton Star.
Lacked experience: A Mamma Don't
let me catch you in a lie again, you
naughty boy! Johnny I won't if I
can help it; but I haven't had the ex
perience that pa has had. Boston
Transcript.
"I'm glad to see that you respect
your parents, Elmer," said the minis
ter. "I've just got to do It," replied
the little fellow. "Why, either one of
them could lick me with one hand."
Chicago News.
First Explorer We must hurry
back. Second Explorer But the
North Pole is ours if we keep on,
First Explorer But if we don't get
back now, we'll be too late for the lec
ture season. Life.
Had won her: The chronic bachelor
finally turned to the quiet man, "who
had taken no part in the discussion.
"Would you, sir," he said, "marry the
best woman in the world?" "I did,
was. the reply. Judge.
Young Wife What do you do when
your husband gets cross and wants to
scold? Wife (with experience I read
him one or two of the letters he used
to write to me before we were mar
ried. Baltimore American.
Bigby I'm saving up money to go
to Europe. Higby Indeed! How are
you getting on? Bigby Fine! I've al
ready got together enough for the
tips, and as soon as I can scare up
traveling expenses I'm off. Chicago
Daily News.
Not a Joke. Giles Take two letters
from "money," and one is left. Miles
Is that a joke? "Yes, verily." "Well,
I know of a fellow who took money
from two letters." 'That's a good
Joke." "Not it; he got twelve months!"
Spare Moments.
Patsy Mom, won't yer gimme . me
candy, now? Mrs. Casey Didn't Oi
tell ye Oi wouldn't give ye anny at all
If ve didn't kape still? Patsy Yes'm,
but - Mrs. Casey Well, the fenger
ye kape still the sooner ye'U get it
Philadelphia Press. . .
"I reckon 'you won't believe it," re
marked Farmer Hayrix, "but that old
rooster what jist crow'd' is more'n 20
years old." "Oh, I believe it all right
enough," replied the summer boarder.
and I am also willing to believe that
the old hen we had for dinner was his
grandmother. Chicago Daily News.
Casey Shure, they do be tellin' me
that Big Moike Monohan wot knock
ed down be an autymobile, yisterday;
wor there any bones broke, I dunno?
Conley Troth, an' there wor; th' own
er av th divil-wagon got his nose
broke, th' chawfer got his jaw broke,
anBIg Moike broke th sicond knuckle
av'his roight fisht! Puck.
Peters Her marriage is like a ro
mance. Parr So? Peters Yes; she
eloped with her father's chauffeur.
The automobile blew up and killed
him before they got to the minister.
The man who rescued her from the
wreck proposed to her on the way
home, and was accepted.- They were
married yesterday Baltimore Ameri
can. . . - . . .
No difference: The Frenchman did
not know all about the English lan
guage. "I.vould like to come see you
ver much. In fact, I vould have
came only I thought you vere ver
busy. I do not like to cockroach upon
your time." "Not 'cockroach, that's
not right. You should say, 'encroach,
encroach.' " "Aha, that Is it, 'hen
croach, hencroach." I see. ' I have
got der gender of de verb wrong.'
Llpplncott's Magazine.
Suggesting a Switch.
Uncle John How do you like the
new minister, Tommy?
Tommy I don't like 'im. I think he
must 'a been a school teacher onct.
Uncle John Why do you think so?
TommyCause whenever he talks
to me he always holds his hand be
hind him. Philadelphia Press.
Death to Alcoholics.
An attack of typhoid fever, of pneu
monia or of erysipelas that would be
mild in a sober man will kill one ad
dicted-to alcoholics quickly.
A Lesson a Gravity.
'Archimedes," reads the pupil,
leaped from hia bath shouting 'Eureka!
Eureka!' "
"One moment, James," said the
teacher, "what is the meaning of Eu
rea?" "Eureka means I have found it."
"Very well. What had Archimedes
found?"
James hesitates for a moment, then
ventures hopefully: "The soap,
mum." Judge. ,
To Break In New Shoes.
Always shake in Allen's Foot-Ease, a powder.
It cures hot, sweating, aching, swollen feet.
Cures corns, ingrowing nails and bunions. At
all druggists and shoe stores, 26c. Don't accept
any substitute. Sample mailed FREE. Address
Allen S. Olmsted, Le Roy, N. Y.
Way Up.
"And now, young man," said the
old parson, solemnly, "let your daily
motto be 'On high! "
"No, that's my nightly motto,"
chuckled the sporty youth in the Pana
ma. "I spend my evenings on the roof
garden." Chicago Daily News.
C TO Permanently Cored, wo fits or nervousness
Mid afterfiratday'suseofDr.Kllne'sareatNerre
Restorer. Send for Free S)2 trial bottle and treatise.
Sr. IL H. Kline, Ltd.-831 Arch St.. Philadelphia, Fa
An Excuse for Beer.
Robert Hoirigan of No. 250 east
Twenty-fifth street was arraigned in
the Yorkville police court yesterday
morning on a charge oi intoxication.
In explanation Horrigan said :
"Your honcr, I've been wishing and
praying for a son for the last ten years.
Yesterday the finest baby boy you ever
saw came to my house, and I - just
couldn't xeep from celebrating."
"Well, if that's the case," said the
magistrate, "I guess I'll have to let
you go." New York American.
Btatje or Ohio, Crrr or tolxdo, 1
Lucas County.
Frank J. Cheney makes oath that he la the
senior parter of the firm of F. J. Cheney & Co.,
doing business in the City of Toledo, County
and State aforesaid, and that said firm will pay
the sum oi ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for each
and every case of Catarrh that cannot be cured
by the use of Hall's Catarrh Curb.
FRANK J. CHENEY
Bworn to before me and subscribed in my
presence, this 6th day of December, A. D. 1886.
I "seal! A. W. GLEASON,
I Notary Public
Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken Internally and acts
directly on the blood and mucous surfaces of
the system. Send for testimonials, free.
F. J. CHENEY fe CO., Toledo, O.
Sold by druggists, 76c.
BaU'i Family Fills are the best. ,
No Widowhood Yet.
"Ah!" sighed the poetess of passion,
in a tense tone, "have you never
prayed and hoped for death?"
"Many and many a time," replied
the petulent young beauty, "but it
doesn't seem to be any use. My hus
band is seventy-five now and he looks
to be good for ten years moro at least."
Philadelphia Press. '
Mothers will find Mrs. Wlnslow's Soothing
eJyrup the best remedy to use for their children
the teething season.
Inconsiderate.
Miss Nexdoor This is a pretty time
of night for that Dasher girl to be play
ing the piano.
Miss Also O, she's no respecter of
time. You can tell that from the way
she is playing. Baltimoro American.
For forty year's Fiso's Cure for Con
sumption has cured coughs and colds. At
druggists. Price 25 cents.
, Sympathetic.
Young Wife (rather nervously) Ob,
cook, I must really speak to you. Your
master is always complaining. One
day it is the soup, the second day it is
the fish, the third day it is the joint
in fact, it's always something or other.
Cook (with feeling)- Well, mum
I'm truly sorry for you. It mast be
quite awful to live with a gentleman o
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