Corvallis gazette. (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, September 22, 1903, Image 4

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    Eruptions
There is only one way to get rid of
pimples and other eruptions.
And it'a simple and easy enough.
Cleanse the blood, improve the diges
tion, stimulate the kidneys, liver and
skin, by the same means at the same
time.
The medicine to take is '
Hood's Sarsaparilla
This statement is confirmed by the ex
perience of thousands whom this medi
cine has permanently cured. -Accept
no substitute.
No Bother Whatever;
"Do you have any trouble with the
plants when your wife goes away?"
asked the hatchet-faced man, sadly.
"None whatever," replied the cheerful
chap, "they always die within a. week
after she leaves and all I have to do is
to put them away -until she comes
back." Cincinnati Commercial Trib
une. riTB Permanently Cared, xro fits or nervousness
I I lU after erstday'suseofDr.K.llne'sUreatNerTe
Restorer, send ror Free S2 trial bottle and treat!.
In. a. iL Kline, Ltd.. 931 Arch St, Philadelphia, Pa.
. Natural Icehouses.
The cold in a cavern in France ia so
great, no matter how warm . the ex
ternal atmosphere may he, the visitor
cannot prolong his stay without incon
venience unless' wrapped in winter
clothing. There are not less than a
score of these natural icehouses in
France and probably half as many in
Italy.
DEAFNESS BE CUBED
Bv local anolica tions. as they cannot reach the
' diseased portion of the ear. There is only one
way to cure Clearness, ana idh 13 uy cuusutw
tional remedies. Deafness is caused by an in
flamed Condition of the mnuouslip igofthe
Eustachian Tube. When this tuba sets in
riammi von have a rnmblinir bound or imper
feet heafiner. and when it is entirely Closed
'-deafness is th result, and unless the inflamma
tion can be taken out and this tube restored to
its normal condition, hearing will be destroyed
forever; nine cases out ot ten are caused by
catarrh, which is nothing but an inflamed
- condition of the mucous surfaces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars for any
case of Deafness (caused by catarrh) that can
v not be cured by Hall's Catarrh Care. ' Bend for
circulars, free. ,
F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, a
. Bold by Druggists, 75c
Hall's Family Pills are the beat.
Carrying One's Own Outfit.
Before the revolution in France it
was customary when a gentleman had
been invited out to dinner to send his
servant in advance with his knife, fork
and spoon. If he had no servant he
carried them with him in his pocket.
Mothers will find Mrs. Wlnslow's Soothing
eyrup the best remedy to use for their children
uie teeming season.
Title Pages.
It was not until 1470 that a title
page was introduced to books and in
England not till before 1490, when W
De JVlachline issued one to his little
book on the pestilence. C ax ton never
used them, but Wynkyn De Worde em
ployed them in nearly all his books.
For forty rear's Fiso's Cure for Con
Sumption has cured coughs and colds. At
nruggists. "nce 25 cents.
The UsualThfrjg. '
"I would like to know," asked the
parent, who had a eon in need of some
further education, "what is the course
at your college?"
"The usual half-mile course of cin
ders and all that sort of thing, you
. know." abeentmindedly replied the
president of the great institution.
Philadelphia Press. . ,
LOWEST RATES
To ChicagoDubuque and the
East; to Des Moines, Kansas City and
the Southeast, via Chicago Great West
ern railway. Electric lighted trains.
. Unequalled service. Write to J. P
Elmer, G. P. A., Chicago, for inform a-
- tion.
- Protecting the People.
The public sentiment m favor of re
stricting automobiles to racetracks es
pecially laid out for them is steadily
gaining in strength. Useful self-motors
are welcome in the highways, but
not the racing demons. New York
Tribune.
An Unkind Suggestion.
"You love my daughter?"
"She's all the world to me, sir."
''Then don't suppose you'll want a
settlement. "Exchange.
Suffer
With
F-Ke
' The world to-day is full of innocent sufferers from that most loathsome
disease, Contagious Blood Poison. People know in a general way that it ia
a bad disease, but if all its horrors could be brought before them" they
would shun it as they do the Leprosy. - Not only the person who contracts it
suffers, but the awful taint is transmitted to children, and the fearful sores
and eruptions, weak eyes, Catarrh, and other evidences of poisoned blood
show these little innocents are suffering the awful consequences of some
body's sin. So highly contagious is this form of blood poison that one may
be contaminated Dy nanaiing tne
person afflicted with this miserable disease. There is daneer even in drink
ing from the same vessel or eating out of the same tableware, as many pure
and innocent men and women have found to their sorrow. The virus of
Contagious Blood Poison is so
wKhli Thorf Tmeti'thl B L 0 0 D F 0 IS 0 N I S NO
first little sore appears the whole
system is infected and every RESPECTER OF PERSONS
drop of blood in the body is l-U Ur I L.llv3UllvJ
tainted with the poison, and the N , -
skin is soon covered with a red rash,
throat, swellings appear m the groins, the hair and eyebrows fall out,
and unless the ravages of the disease are checked at this stage, more
violent and dangerous symptoms appear in the form of deep and offensive
.sores, copper colored splotches, terrible pains in bones and muscles, and
general breaking down of the system. -
S. S. S. is a specific for Contagious Blood Poison and the only remedy
that antidotes this peculiar virus and makes a radical and complete cure of
the disease. Mercury and Potash hold it in check so long as the system is
under their influence, but when the
attain as bad or worse than ever. Besides, the use of these minerals bring
- "on Rheumatism and stomach troubles
duce bleeding and sponginess of the
cures Blood Poison in all stages and
it is
of
S.
can be taken without any injurious
nearly fifty years proves beyond doubt
y-BlaB.;;
completely and-permanently. write lor our "Home ireatment isooz,'
which describes, fully the different stages and symptoms of the disease.
Modern Conveniences.
The Abilene Democrat tells of a man
who stopped over night in a small town
near theie and registered at the hotel
pointed out to him by the conductor as
the best in town. In the morning he
wanted to take a bath and consulted
the proprietor about it. The proprie
tor shouted back to the rear: "Here,
Tom, this here gent wants to take a
bath. Bring the flxin's." Tom soon
appeared, tarrying a cake of yellow
soap, a towel and a pick. "What's
the pick for?" asked the guest.
Why." said the proprietor; "you'll
have to dam op the creek." Kansas
City Star. -
Got Tired of the Gun.
A Clay county man. Bays the Platts-
burg Democrat-Lever, took his pastor
out hunting one day. They hau but
one gun between them and the preach
er carried it. After they had Deen out
half an hour the man felt something
poking him in the side Turning
around quickly be found the preacher
poking him with the muzzle of the gun
and fumbling over the hammers.
Say, brother," aeked the minister,
how do you let these things down?"
The man has sworn off taking preach
ers hunting. Kansas City Star.
Real Refined.
Mame My steady blew me off ter
supper at a rez'lar restaurant last
night.
Mag Say, they tell me he's real re
fined.
"Dat's w'at. When he Doured his
coffee out in 'is saucer ter cool it he
didn't blow it like some guys would,
but jist fanned it wid 'is panama."
Philadelphia Press.
The Game of Love.
"It always takes two to play the
game of love," she said.
"Oh. I don't know," he replied.
"The brisk business which is being
done in the divorce courts seenls to in
dicate that it is common to have three
or four hands dealt around." Chicago
Record-Herald.
On the Verge of Lunacy.
Mr. Ardent Do you believe that
love is blind?
MisB Cynique Yes, to a certain ex
tent. I am fully convinced that a man
in love cannot see himself as others see
him. Town Topics.
David Was on Time.
Mr. Joggins (tentatively) If I
should not be home at dinner time you
need not
Mrs. Joggins (with decision) You'll
be home at the usual time, David.
Joggins Bays he doesn't know how it
is, but when his wife says a thing it is
pretty sure to come true. ,
Types ot Mind.
There is a feminine and masculine
type of mind. The former depends
chiefly on.memory and is reproductive.
The latter relies on reasoning and is
creative. The mind of the man of sci
ence is masculine. Not every woman
possesses a feminine mind, though
many men have little else. - -
' '' Chinese Jews.
An inscription on a stone tablet
found in the ruins of an old synagogue
in Kaifenfu shows that the Jews first
entered China daring the Han dynasty,
from B. C. 200 to A. D. 226.
A Pleasant Dream.
"I've been thinking of taking a
couple of months off this summer"
began the man at the dek.
"A couple of months off?" repeated
the man aear the door. "Why, I
didn't know you ever got but a couple
of weeks." -
"I don't, but I can think about tak
ing two month b, can't I?"
And only the hard-working electric
fan was heard for the next five min
utes. Montreal Herald.
A Discouraged Fighter. i -
' . He isn't so much of a fighter . aB he
used to be." -
"No. " You see he was always look
ing for some one who could whip him
at least that's what he said."
"Well?" .
"Well, he found him."
Population of New Zealand.
- Compared with 1901 the population
of New Zealand (851,063, including
43,143 Maoris) shows an increase laBt
year of 20,263.
n'ocetit
(Suite
clothing or other articles in use by a
ulcers break out in the mouth and
medicine is left off the poison breaks out
of the worst kind, and frequently prcW
gums and decay of the teeth. S. S. S.
even reaches down to hereditary taints
and removes all traces of the poison and
saves the victim Irom the pitiable conse
quences of this monster scourge. As long
as a drop of the virus is left in the blood
liable to break out, and there is danger
transmitting the disease to others.
S. S. is guaranteed purely vegetable and
effects to health, and an experience of
that it cures contagious Blood Poison
. TBS SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., ATIAMTAm GAb
CHILDREN'S INSTINCTS.
Where Appetite la ' Concerned Titer
Should, in a Meaaure, Be Heapected.
Many ways of Infancy and childhood
seem to adults unnatural; and if chil
dren chance, as they frequently do, to
exhibit tendencies animal rather than
esthetic, we are apt to consider them
uch as to be properly frowned upon.
Yet It might often contribute to one's
equanimity Jf .It were borne In mind
that child Instinct, more frequently
than reason, is in the right.
For example, the lusty fit of .crying
incident to the baby's bath, although it
may prove annoying to the mother, is
one of the best possible tonics for the
Infant The vigorous respirations and
Increased activity of the muscular tis
sues conduce even more than the fric
tion of the bath towel to a healthful
glow of the skin. The infant that la
obstreperous enough to resent with
loud crying Its nurse's efforts to soothe
It, until it Is again In flannels, Is not
likely to take cold from its bath.
Again, In the matter of eating, the
child sometimes exhibits singular ten
dencies. From the time a child begins
to come to the table until the period of
youth he often shows strong likes and
dislikes. Just how much tendencies
may be combated is perhaps of little
moment, but In the quantity, of food
desired each child should be a law
unto himself.. To bribe or coax a
child to eat more than he wants Is
certainly not commendable. - Many
who, as children, are extremely "deli
cate" in their eating, develop in later
life digestive organs of superior abil
ity. Overfeeding Is never so fraught with
dangers as in childhood, and in those
numerous cases In which the child In
stinct opposes the eating of as much
food as is ordinarily regarded as nor
mal It should be respected. In the
event of a small appetite being ; the
evidence of impaired vitality or dis
ease other concurrent symptoms will
be so evident as to lead to consulta
tion of a physician. Glowing cheeks
and sturdy limbs are admirable and
a delight to the fond parents, but to
many children they are simply not
natural, and no amount of food can!
produce them. ;
In many children nature exhibits a
conservative tendency, and the scraw
ny limbs and sallow cheeks may be an
Indication of conserved energy, by vir
tue of which some organ or organs
may not be overtaxed during the grow
ing age. .
The diseases of childhood often re
sult In temporarily damaged organ3,
which time and a following of the
Instincts of observation which nature
meanwhile improves may entirely ov
ercome. Thus It Is that many
children regarded throughout child
hood as delicate and not likely to sur
vive till adult life not only reach man
hood and womanhood, but attain qual
ities of extraordinary physical or men
tal vigor. '
It Is well to realize that '.very rare
ly are there two children even In the
same family similar in, their physical
equipments, and ; that, therefore, no
"rule of thumb" method of rearing
them is ever eminently successful.
Wanted to See Grandma.
Master Ross Edwards, 4 years of
age, living In Irvington, N. J., was
very fond of his grandmother, and
spent most of his time at her home.
says the Philadelphia Ledger. One aft
ernoon he came home from play so
very tired that he could eat no"dl
ner, and asked his mother to put him
fto bed. She took him upstairs, and
when he was ready for bed, said:
"Now, my little boy must say his
prayers." -
"I tan't I am so tired."
"You want to go " to heaven, don't
you? Then you must say your
prayers." 1 " .
"Are you doin' to .heaven, mamma?"
"I hope to, and want to see my little
boy there."
"Is papa doin' to heaven?" ,
"He hopes to."
"Well, you and papa go to heaven.
and I'll go around and see grandma."
He Took a Needed Rest.
"Yoakum of 'Frisco," as he Is known
in the railroad world, is one of the
workers. They say he never tires. One
day a friend called at the Broad street
office to see , him. It was 4 In the
afternoon. He found the president
leaning back in a big chair, reading a
newspaper and smoking. In surprise
he asked what was up.
"You see, I've worked pretty hard
for the past ten years," said Mr. Yoak
urn, "and I think I need a long rest."
- The next day the same friend
dropped In again. Yoakum shook
hands in his hearty way, but said:
"Glad to see you, but I'm up to my
eyes In work. I haven't much time."
"I thought you were going to take
a long rest!" exclaimed his friend.
"That's all right. I took it yester
day," said the president, 1 ;' :
Evidence of the Enemy.
It is related that at a recent sham
battle a young lieutenant, posted with
his "company behind a wall, ordered
his men to fire at a detachment of
troops who were marching by.
"The guns were: loaded with blank
cartridges, and ho harm was done; but
the detachment happened to be on the
6ame side of the sham ; fight as ; the
company which had fired at it.'-
The commanding officer came rid
ing up.
'Why did you fire on those men?"
he demanded of the lieutenant, hotly.
"I supposed they were' the enemy,
said the lieutenant, : .
"And what led you to suppose they
were the enemy?" .
"Because my tailor was at the head
of them and I saw my butcher in the
ranks. - What else could I suppose,
sir?" .- -. '.. ' y '
" No Sympathy.
"Charley, dear," said young Mrs.
Torkins, 'you know I ' never blame
you for anything that Is not youi
fault" , v.----;
"But when the; horse -you bet on
loses, tnat isn't your rauit, is it?" -
"Charley, dear, the winner was j ust
as easy a horse to bet on as any other,
wasn't it?"
MWhy-er-yes.'.
"No one forced you to bet on sornt
other horse 2" " -
- "No." - - . - '
"Then I .can't see that you deserve
any sympathy whatever."
tiltJ
Fibroid Tumors Cured.
A distressing case of Fibroid Tumor,
which baffled the skill of Boston doctors.
Mrs. -Hayes, of Boston, Mass., in
the following letter tells how she was
cured, after everything else failed, by
Lycfca R. PinkhamV Vegetable Compound
Mrs. Hayes' First Letter Appealing' to Mrs. Pinkliam for Help :
" Deab - Mrs. Pinkham : I have been under Boston doctors' treat
ment for a long time without any relief. " They tell me I have a fibroid
tumor. I cannot sit down without great pain, and the soreness extends
up my spine.' I have bearing-down pains both back and front, My ab
domen is swollen, and I have had flowing spells for three years. My ap
petite is not good. I cannot walk or be on my feet for any length of time.
"The symptoms of Fibroid Tumor given in your little book ac
curately describe my case, so I write to you for advice." (3igned) Mrs.
E. F. Hates, 252 Dudley St, (Roxbury) Boston, Mass.
Note the result of Mrs. Pinkham's advice al
though she advised Mrs. Hayes, of Boston, to take
her medicine which she knew would help her
her. letter contained a mass of additional instruc
tions as to treatment, all of which helped to bring
about the happy result.
"Dear Mrs'Pinkham: Sometime ago I wrote to you describ
ing my symptoms and asked your advice. You replied, and I followed
all your directions carefully, and to-day I am a well woman.
" The use of Xydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound entirely
expelled the tumor andr strengthened my whole system. I can walk
miles now.
" Liydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound is worth fivo dol
lars a drop. I advise all women who are afflicted with tumors or
female trouble of any kind to give it a faithful trial" (Signed) Mrs.
E. F. Hates, 252 Dudley St., (Roxbury) Boston, Mass. . -
Mountains of g-old could not purchase such testimony or take
the place of the health and happiness which Lydia E, Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound brought to Mrs. Hayes.
Such testimony should be accepted by all women as convincing
evidence that Iiydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound stands
without a peer as a remedy for all the distressing ills of women; "all
ovarian troubles; tumors; 'inflammations; ulceration, falling and dis
placements of the womb; backache; irregular, suppressed or painful
menstruation. Surely the volume and character of the testimonial let
ters we are daily printing in the newspapers can leave no room for doubt.
Mrs. Hayes at her fibove address will gladly answer any letter
which sick women may write for fuller information about her illness.
Her gratitude to Mrs. Pinkham and Xydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound is so genuine and heartfelt that she thinks no trouble is too
great for her to take in return for her health and happiness.
- Truly is it said that it is L,ydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound that is curing so many women, and no other medicine ; don't for
get this when some druggist wants to sell you something else.
0Cflfin FORFEIT it we cannot forthwith produce the original letter and ilgnatONS t
.itrlllllll above testimonials, which will prove their absolute eenulneness. -
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- Based on Experience.
"Sag," queried the janitor, "did ; it
ever occnr to yoa -that beggars and ped
dlers are not superstitions?
"It never did," replied the elevator
man.
"Weil they're not," said the janitor.
"It takes more than a sign to keep
them ont of a building."
Washington Monument.
The Washington monnment, the
highest in the world, towers 555 feet in
the air and is composed of 18,000
blocks of marble, each two feet thick.
COmes Natural to Him.
"Qpon is a good fellow, bat his con
versational abilities are remarkably
limited. ' He has a few stock phrases.
and that's all." r r. -
"Well, what else can yoa expect?
He's a stockbroker."
. Soft Coal Mines Increase.
It is stated vthat on Jan. 1, 1903,
there were 1,214 bituminous coal mines
in operation in Pennsylvania, as com
pared with 948 on Dec. 31, 1900.
" '
- : - Extremely Rare.
Tommy Pop, what is meant by the
sense of humor? - -
Father The sense of humor, my Eon,
consists largely of knowing when not to
be Junny. Philadelphia Record.
- " His Wants Defined.1
Church I see that florist wants some
one to write some advertising verses for
him. .
Gotham Some nursery rhymes, evi
dently. Tankers Statesman.
To the Manner Born.
Crawfbrd Did he have much trouble
in becoming a bridge policeman? .
Crabshaw Not after it was discov
ered that he used to be a floor walker
and kept the crowd moving in front of
a bargain counter. Judge. -
; Out at First -"Generally
speaking," began
the
feminine end of the sketch, "I : T
"Yes," interrupted the villain in the
play, "that's what you are." Chicago
NewB. - - '
Where Tobacco Is Free. , V
Alderney is the only place in the
British islands where tobacco is now
untaxed. '-,
The Southwlck has the largest capacity, Is fastest and easiest worker of any Hay Press made.
Send for catalogue. Hailed free. ;
MITOHBJL, LEWIS STAYER OO.
Firm msT Tmjrlmr
E. Pinldutm Medicine Co Lynn.
- No Cause for Alarm.
"Death loves a shining mark," quot
ed the young man with the high collar
and noisy tie.
"Oh, well, don't be uneasy," re
joined the marble-hearted young maid.
"you're not so brilliant." Cincinnati
Enquirer.
0 Not (taUty. ,
"Sandy," said Gritty George, "here
is where Bbme sarcastic writer saysdere
ain't much difference ' between ue
tramps and de loafers dat hang out in
de country stores."
"Oh, git outl" sneered Sandy Pikes
Who ever heard of ua sittin' on Boaj
boxes?" Chicago News.
' The Oreek Pike.
The common measure of road dis
tance in Gree e is the pike, which
equals three-quarters of an English
yard.- - . "
Ready for Another Turn.
It is not surprising that a plot hae
been discovered an Servia for ' aveng
ing"' King .'Alexander. It is seldom
that the tendency towards conspiracy
and assassination is eradicated by con
Bpiracy and assassination. Indianapo
lis Sentinel. c '
A New England Sandwich. -r
"How many children have you?
asked - the friend of 'his boyhood. ; "
have three. The .oldest and youngest
are girls, and the second child is a boy
My wife calls them the 'sandwich.' "
'Huhl" said the boyhood friend.
"That's the first time I ever heard oi
a sandwich with the tongue on the out
side." : : .
London's nany Graveyards. .
Of the '862 burial grounds which
j-ondon Has Had only 40 are etill in use
More than 50 have vanished from sight
entirely; about a hundred have Deen
transformed from . neglected, offensive
eyesores into bright, cheerful gardens.
where London's toilers meditate among
the tombs during their luncheon hour
and the rest, crowded with graves, are
closed alike to the undertaker and the
public. '. -
- P. N. U.
No 381903.
w
HEN writing to advertisers please
mention cms paper.
NO RACE SUICIDE TOR THIS
UTAH MAN WITH 39 CHILDREN
Lorln Farr of Ogden, Utah, is the"
father of 20 sons and 19 daughters.
He has 296 grandchildren,, and 66
great-grandchildren. His living de
scendants to-day number, approximate
ly, 400 souls. ,
Of his 39 children 80 are living 18
sons and 12 daughters. All are
strong, healthy and vigorous. They
are prosperous farmers, merchants,
lawyers and doctors; the girls have
married Into every station, and all have
large families.
All of these children have been ed
ucated by Farr, and he has given them
a start in life. Had all of them lived
to manhood and womanhood he feels
that there would have been none too
LOBIN TABB.
many, and he declares that he felt
the loss of the few that died in child
hood as keenly as would the father of
a small family.
Farr has two brothers Enoch and
Allan. These two men, 62 and 66
years bid, respectively, have between
them 51 children, and 308 descendants,
all living." This makes the total num
ber of descendants of these, three
brothers 710 souls.
Although Farr Is now 81, he moves,
looks, acts and talks like a man 20
years younger. -
Drowning. Do not forget that per
sons who have been under water half
an hour have recovered. Keep work
ing at them. Roll the body on a bar
rel, breath Into the mouth, bathe with
ammonia or alcohol, work his arms
and legs. Keep at work for an hour
at least and you will probably save his
life.
The Drum of the Ear. The drum is
the ear Is as thin as paper, and this Is
stretched like a curtain between the
air outside and that within, and thus,
having nothing to support it, and being
extremely delicate, a slap with the
hand on the side of the face, made
with the force which sudden and vio
lent anger gives it, has in multitudes
of cases ruptured this delicate mem
brane, resulting In the affliction of
deafness for life. As the right hand Is
almost always used, it is the left ear
which is stricken; this aids in account
ing for the fact that the left ear Is
more frequently affected with deafness
than the right.
Many of the ailments for which phy
sicians prescribe bismuth and a " varie
ty of other "aids to digestion" would
be entirely relieved by exercise as
much as possible In the open air. Even
a frail person, one who has fairly
reached the age of decrepitude, should
be encouraged to use the wheel chair,
receive massage and be taken out of
the bed everyday for a while. The
day should be varied as much as pos
sible, and the body exercised so that
It will be possible for It to rest natur
ally during the long periods of rest
which the disease, whether acute or
chronic, necessitates. , There are cer
tain diseases which are called fatigue
diseases tremor, writer's cramp and
local spasm. These are all caused by
the excessive use of special muscles,
and no one so afflicted should fail to
stop for a certain time each day as
long a time as can be spared, and let
the part have the repose which it de
mands. - This suggestion is specially
meant for teachers and operators on
the typewriter, and clerks men and
women who spend long days at the
desk working over figures.
Old French Adage Affirmed.
A young American lawyer once ap
peared in the High Court of England
to argue a case in which he was also
the defendant. Addressing the court,
he referred to the old French adage
declaring that he who argues his own
case has a fool for a client. After the
case had been heard hie left for his
home In a distant city, having asked
a friend to notify him by wire when
the decision was given. This was the
pithy despatch he received,' -
"Old French adage afflrmedr
: ,
Not Ashamed of the Funeral.
The office boy had taken a day off
to attend his father's funeral. When
he came back my friend asked condol-
ingly about the obsequies. . v. -
"You bet," said the boy sadly, yet
with a touch of pride, "we buried him
out o' sight." Brooklyn Eagle.
, The Proper Classification. -
De Style Is he a chip of the old
block? - r'- " ,-:.V
. Gunbusta No, he's a claw of the old
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