Corvallis gazette. (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, June 16, 1903, Image 4

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    .LiVER AND KIDNEYS
It is highly important that these' or-
gans should properly perform their
f unctions. ,
When they don't, what lameness of
the side and back, what yellowness of
the skin, what constipation, bad taste
in the mouth, sick headache, pimples
and blotches, and loss of courage, tell
the story.
A great alterative and tonic
' Hood's Sarsaparilla
Give's these organs ' vigor and tone for
the proper performance of their func
tions, and cures all their ordinary ail
ments. Take it.
POPULAR NORTH BEACH.
Excursion Steamer T. J. Potter doe Into
Service June 27,
Those who are planning their vaca
tion this year-will be interested in
knowing that the popular excursion
steamer, T. J Potter queen of river
boats goes into service June 27, and
that she will leave Portland, during
the season, every day from Tuesday un
til Saturday inclusive. To see the
beauties of the picturesque and mighty
Columbia from the decks of the Potter
is a treat never to be forgotten. For
. speed and grace nothing in river or
lake service in the entire West equals
this side-wbeeled beauty. Five hours
from Portland and on from Astoria,
through the famous fishing waters of
the Columbia, past scores of salmon
traps and nets and as many white
winged fish boats, lands the passengers
at Ilwaco, where close connection is
made for beach points with trains of
the Ilwaco Railway & Navigation Com
pany, whose cars stand on the wharf
awaiting the steamer. The beach is 27
miles long, two hundred yards wide at
.. . .
low tide, ' and so hard that carriage
wheels tcarcely leave a mark. It is an
ideal place for driving,riding, wheel
ing or walking, and the surf bathing is
unsurpassable. The excellent hotels
and boarding houses provide good ac
commodations at prices ranging from
one dollar to three dollars per day.
The round trip rate from Portland to
Astoria is $2.50; to Ocean Beach
points, $4.00, good until October 15th.
On Saturdays, during July and Aug
ust, round trip tickets are Bold to beach
points at $2.50, good for return passage
leaving the beach the following Sunday
evening. .
The Oregon Railroad & Navigation
Company has just, issued a new sum
mer book, (free for the asking) which
tells all about the delightful resorts of
- the valley of the Columbia river. This
can be obtained from any agent of the
Oregon Railroad & Navigation Com
pany or by writing A. L. Craig, gen
eral passenger agent, Portland, Oregon
Wanted to Realize.
Three year-old Julia wanted to
write Santa. Clans to bring . her a
"shot gun." When asked what she
wanted it for she said :
"I want to shoot one of papa's cattle
ana get tne money out or it, for papa
says there is money in cattle.
In Oood Company.
"Isn't it a shame, Abe?" asked , his
father. -"You are the second year in
one class."
"Shame!" eaid Abe; "my teacher is
twelve years already in the same class,
and nobody thinks it's a shame!" -
No Danger, r
"Do you think there is any danger of
America being dominated by Europe?"
"N" sir," answered Mr. Meekton
with extraordinary emphasis; "not bo
long as eminent Europeans continue to
marry American girls."
A Bad Start.
"I guess," said the naturally weary
young man, "I was meant to be a mil
lionaire, but started on a line where
they don't give transfers.
The
Suffer
With
I lino
The world to-day is full of innocent sufferers from that most loathsome
disease, Contagious Blood Poison. People know in a general way that it is
a bad disease, but if all its horrors could be brought before them they
would 6hun it as they do the Leprosy. Not only the person who contracts it
suffers, but the awful taint is transmitted to children, and the fearful sores
and eruptions, weak eyes, Catarrh, and other evidences of poisoned blood
show these little innocents are suffering the awful consequences of some
body's sin. So highly contagious is this form of blood poison that one may
be contaminated by handling the clothing or other articles in use by a
person afflicted with this miserable disease. There is danger even in drink
ing from the same vessel or eating out of the same tableware, as many pure
and innocent men and women have found to their sorrow. The virus of
Contagious Blood Poison is so
: 'Safl -J ffiffi, IS BLOOD POISON IS NO
first little sore appears the whole
SSI tFiZ RESPECTER OF PERSONS
tainted with the poison, and the v
skin is soon covered with a red rash, ulcers break out ia the mouth and
throat, swellings appear in the groins, the hair and eyebrows fall out,
and unless the ravages of the disease are checked at this stage, more;
violent and dangerous symptoms appear in the form of deep and offensive
sores, copper colored splotches,, terrible pains in bones and muscles, and
general breaking down of the system. '. . .
S. S. S. is a specific for Contagious Blood Poison and the only remedy
that antidotes this peculiar virus and makes a radical and ' complete cure of
the disease. Mercury and Potash hold it in check so long as the system is
under their influence, but when the medicine is left off the poison breaks out
again as bad or worse than ever. Besides, the use of these minerals bring
on BJieumatism and stomach troubles of the worst kind, and frequently pro
duce bleeding and sponginess of the gums and decay of the teeth. S. S. S.
cures Blood Poison in all stages and even reaches down to hereditary taints
KBMHF M A.
oi
S.
1 can be taken without any injurious effects to-health, and an experience of
nearly fifty years proves beyond doubt that it cures Contagious Blood Poison
completely and permanently. Write for our '.'Home Treatment Book,"
WbiUr describes fully the different stages and symptoms of the disease.,
Wr g wrr PMym n w "tl TT.
Youthful Bank President.
Wade H. Negus of Greenville, Miss.,
who was elected president of the First
National bank in that city last week,
succeeding his father, the late Major
James E. Nsgus, is probably the young
est bank president in the United States,
being but 24 years old.
Very Taking.
"Do ministers take in this town?
inquired the advance agent of the Col
ossal Black-Cork troupe.
"Well, the last that were bere did,"
responded the innkeeper sourly. They
took everything. even to the soap out
of their rooms."
Too nuch Realism For the Manager.
"So you bad to close the show?"
"Yes," answered the manager with
the plaid vest.
' "What was the trouble?"
"Too much craze, for realism. There
was a counterfeiting pcene, and the act
ors said they couldn't go through with
it unless they could see what money
looked like once in awhile." .
Imperative.
Schoolmaster Now, Jones, give me
a sentence, and then we will see if we
can change it to tbe imperative form.
Pupil The horse draws the wagon. -Schoolmaster
Now put it in the im
perative. Pupil Gee up! Chums.
Cause for Rejoicing.
Bix Does your wife play the piano?
Dix No.
Bix Does she play any musical in
strument? Dix None whatever.
"That's good. You ought. to be proud
of her accompli shments."
.. -"fit , - -
;: . $i!$fijf
A Musical Hero.
Little Daniel was visiting at . his
grandfather's in the country for a few
days, and on gcing to the barn to see
the animals he heard cows lowing and
Baid to bis grandpa:
"Hear the cows horning." " '
"That is not what they are doing,
said grandpa. "They are lowing."
Oh," said little Dan. "I thought
they were blowing their horns."
Not Concerned.
"Why don't you try to hand an hon
ored name down to posterity?"
"I don't know," answered Senator
Sorghum. "Maybe I don't look far
enough ahead. So long as my signa
ture is honored at the bank I can't see
that my credit with posterity makes
much difference." Washington Star.
Not So Bad Off.
"I hear your father is ill," said a
neighoor to. 3-year-old Nettie." " What
has he got?"
"Him'a dot a doctor," replied the
little miss.
A Sad Failure.
"So your club broke up for lack of
funde?" .
"Yes, we found out we couldn't pay
expenses with nothing but a fund of
humor." Philadelphia Bulletin.
Healthfully Occupied.
When Wesley was about three years
old, a friend who had not seen bim for
sometime greeted him with: '
"Well, Wesley, what have you been
doing since I saw you last?"
".Been growin ," was tne rattier un
expected answer.
All Traitors Have a. Show.
It was nearly a year ago that an am
bitious American author wrote a novel
the object of which was to vindicate
Aaron Burr, and now it ib seriously
proposed to erect a monument in the
city of New York in honor of Benedict
Arnold. If things go on in this way
Judas Iscariot may have a show after
all. Army and Navy Journal.
cent
The Guilty
and removes all traces of the poison and
saves the victim from the pitiable conse
quences of this monster scourge. As long
as a drop of the virus is left in the blood
i ui, i i : a
!.!.. A1 . A A -i
transmitting tne disease to otners.
S. S. is guaranteed purely vegetable and
GREAT FLOATING DRY DOCK.
Huge Affair to Be Built and Towed to
the Philippines. '
The largest steel floating dry dock
In the world, to float the largest battle
Bhips, and one that is to be towed 13.
D00 miles to the Philippine Islands will
be built for the government by the
Maryland Steel Company. The dock
is to be 500 feet long-and of extra
strength and weight, weighing 10,000
tons principally to enable it to stand
a voyage half way round the world.
The dock will cost $1,124,000 and will
be twenty-seven months - in building.
The builders are to deliver the great
structure on the Atlantic cost and tbe
uavy department will take up tbe gi
gantic task of getting the dock to Its
destination.
When the Maryland Steel Company
undertook to deliver the Algiers dock
at New Orleans four tug boats took
the dock down tbe Patapsco. yet the
neaaway was jus perceptible, says
the Baltimore American. The dock
put to sea in tow of a steamship and
two' sea tugs, making only four knots
an hour. It was said that the tow-
bill was $25,000 and that $50,000 in
surance on the dock was paid for the
voyage. The dook will have to be
towed across , the Atlantic ocean,
through the Mediterranean sea, down
the Suez Canal and Red sea, across
the Indian ocean and up the China
sea to Manila.' If four knots an hour
Is made it will require 151 days for
the voyage if no stops are made, which
will be Impossible, owing to the towing
ships having to recoal or waif for
good weather. The tow will be the larg
est and longest in history. '
The 'Algiers dock lifts 15,000 tons,
Is 500 feet long, welgns 6,865 tons and
cost $10,000. The new Manila dock
is to lift from 16,000 to 18.000 tons, is
to be 500 feet long, but will weigh 10,
000 tons and will cost $1,124,000. It
will consist of three pontoons that
will form tbe flooring of the dock and
two side walls, all of steel. In the
Algiers dock these five sections are
bolted together and are separable, but
In the new dock the sections will be
made permanent. The dock is to be
self-docking one, the largest pontoon
being the middle one.
In order to dock this section the
smaller outer pontoons will be sunk
under the middle pontoon and then
pumped out, raising the larger section.
The self-docking system of the Ma
nila dock will be different from that
of the Algiers dock.
The dock must lift battleships two
feet out of the water a situation that
increases the stability of the ship flf-
ten or twenty times. To sink the dock
to receive a ship water' is admitted to
compartments in the hull through
about twenty valves admitting a vol
ume of water as large as a man's
body, occupying about an hour's time.
The Algiers dock has lifted the bat
tleship Illinois In one hour and fifty
seven minutes.' The dock will be con
structed in an excavation near the
beach and when it is ready to be
launched the strip of land ' holding
back tne Patapsco will be cut away,
the water admitted, when the big
structure will float.
GIVES FORTUNE FOR HAT.
New York Society 'Woman Expends
$1,650 for Head Decoration.
It is enough to make even the most
extravagant daughter of Eve. exclaim
to learn that a New York society
woman recently paid $1,650 for a sin
gle hat, says the Philadelphia Ledger.
The hat was ordered from a Fifth
avenue milliner who had managed to
secure the cream of society's custom.
The price originally named for it to
the intending purchaser was ' $1,800,
but Tt was found that less material
was required . than - first anticipated,
and $150 was deducted from the esti
mate. Four Russian sable skins, absolutely
flawless and of tbe finest quality pro
curable, were used In making. The
largest of the skins, all of which were
of the costly east Siberia quality;
measured fourteen inches in length,
and the fur was of a rich dark brown,
fine in texture and very glossy.
Tbe hat frame was a big flare, rolled
slightly on the left side. Great skill
was required in covering it with the
fur in the most artistic manner and
without the aid of scissors. There was
no trimming whatever except in the
sable tails, which were utilized to the
best advantage.
When the hour for trying on the hat
was at hand considerable trepidation
was felt by the .head milliner. If the
customer did not like it, the matter
would take on a serious aspect, and if
it had to be remodeled much trouble
would result. But all fears proved
groundless. The purchaser expressed
unqualified approval of the effect and
the entire staff of saleswomen agreed
with her In thinking it vastly becom
ing. It. afforded her exquisite satis
faction to be assured that the style
was an . exclusive one, and that there
never would be the slightest danger
of seeing a duplicate in this or any
other country. She banded in her check
for $1,650 with the nonchalant air of
one who pays for a glass of soda.
A Matter of Spelling.
Justice Morgan J. O'Brien, while on
his way to his neqt at the dinner given
by the Society of the Friendly Sons
of St. Patrick, spied among the guests
Abe" Gruber. He looked at the little
lawyer for a second and then said,
with evident amazement:
"Why, Abe,' what are you doing
here? This Is a gathering of Irishmen,
sons of Erin."
'So am 1,' said Gruber. "1 am a
son of Erin, only our people spell It
differently A-a-r-o-n," New York
Times.
An Example of Good Luck.
"Do you believe In luck?"
"Sometimes. See that fat woman
with the red hat over there?"
"Yes."
Twenty-two years ago she refused
to marry me." Cleveland Plain dealer.
Her Ability.'
"Going on the stage? Yes, but can
she act?"
"Well, I should say so, she com
pletely captivated the jury when she
was testifying in her divorce case."
Philadelphia Bulletin.
Nothing can keep some men from
doing fool tricks.. The writer of this
is one of them.
Mrs. F. Wright, of Oelwein,
Iowa, is another one of the
million women who have been
restored to health by Lydia E
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound.
A Young- New York Lady Tells
oi a wonderful Cure:
" My trouble was with the ovaries ;
I am tall, and the doctor said I grew
too fast for my strength. I suffered
dreadfully from inflammation and
doctored continually, but got no help.
I suffered from terrible dragging' sen
sations with the most awful pains low
down in the Bide and pains in the back,
and tne most agonizing headaches.
i No one knows what I endured. Often
I was sick to the stomach, and every
little while I would be too siek to go
to wort:, for three or four days ; I work
in a large store, and I suppose stand
ing on- my feet all day made me worse.
" At. the suggestion of a friend of
my mothers I began to take Lydia
js. Jfinicnam s vegetable com
pound, and it is simply wonderful.
I felt better after the first two or three
doses ; it seemed as though a weight
was taken on my shoulders : Z con
tinued its use until now I can truth
fully say I am entirely cured. Young
girls who are always paying doctor's
Dills without getting any help as 1 did,
ought to take, your medicine. ' It
costs so much less, and it is sure to
cure them. Yours truly, Adelaide
FBA.ni., 174 St. Ann's Ave., JNew York
City." 95000 forftlt If original of about Ittff
prooing gtnumtnttt cannot ot proaucea.
BEAUTIFUL TEETH.
Better for a Worn in Than Riches, Dress
or Intellect,
Did you ever notice that, when any
one describes a pretty girl, be general
ly begins by saying she has a beautiful
set of white teeth?
Well, that is natural, because a fine
set of teeth is the most conspicuous
characteristic of the face. A winning
imile, adorned by even, brilliant teeth,
carries a woman farther , than riches,
dress or intellect. -
And, on the contrary, think a mom
ent of the shock you get when you see
a woman, or a man, with a yellow re
volting set oi teeth, or great boles in
the mouth where good teeth ought to be.
Dr. W. A. Wise, the famous dentist
of the Failing building, Portland, Ore
eon, said to the reporters yesterday
that it was beyond bis comprehension
why any one in the Northwest now
should neglect the teeth for a day long
er. The big cost of dental work in the
past has been reduced. The expense
now, at such large and modern equip
ped offices as Wise Brothers', is ex
tremely moderate no more formidable
than getting repairs made to any article
of regular wear in the household. And
the pain baa been banished. There is
no pain. For your own comfort, go and
have your teeth put in order. For your
looks' sake, don't neglect your teeth
any lenger. If your teeth -are worn
out, have a new Bet fitted ; or, if a few
of the old ones are gone, have them re
placed, and begin to enjoy life aw in.
Your, friends will . like you better, and
you will like yourself beiter. Do it
now.
False Prctenses. -"Why
does he always begin with the
statement, "To make a long story
short."
"Oh. that's just to encourage you to
believe he's going to do it."
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Patience Did he invest in any of
these get rich quick concerns?
Patrice Oh, yes; he married money.
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EFFECT OF ANESTHETICS.
Patient In Dentist's Chair Often Act
Queerly Under It.
"As I entered the dentist's office,
said a woman the other day, "1 saw
a man sitting in a chair rocking vio
lently and with a wild look of misery
written on every feature. Next him
sat a demure looking trained nurse.
After a few minutes, during which we
all three sat and pitied each other,
the dentist entered, dressed for out
doors, and he beckoned the man. The
unfortunate ' wretch responded and
then we knew. - The doctor never
draws teeth himself, but takes such
patients as have need of that gentle
art to a brother dentist, who in his
turn makes a specialty of drawing
always administering gas for It
"The -nurse turned to me with
smile. "I wonder what he will
do
when he comes out of it?" she said.
meaning the anaesthetic.
" 'Why, what do you mean?' I asked.
"'Don't you know?' she answered.
'My patients always say or do some
thing silly either when they take it or
when they come out of it.'
"1 was interested at once and begged
her to tell me some Instances.
" 'Why, let me see,' said she. To
begin with, women always yield
the Influence of an anaesthetic more
easily than men. do, possibly because
they are not so strong-willed. Any
way, women make better, patients,
They are less trouble and so afraid
of pain or even of death.
" 'In almost every case I have had
the women rather welcome chloroform,
although almost all of them fight ether,
and 1 don't blame them. After the
first whiff a woman will almost invari
ably make love to the doctor, calling
him all tbe sweet things she ever knew
and demanding his affection in re
turn. Then she quiets down and the
operation begins. When coming out of
it if she is a particularly sweet and re
fined woman she will use the most
villainous language and carry on gen
erally In a manner calculated'tojshock
a new nurse almost out of her senses.
" 'Now. on tbe other hand,' she con
tinued, 'the woman who ordinarily
uses Billingsgate (and there are quite
a few) will babble of childhood's days,
angels' faces and peaceful green fields,
This seems strange, but it is never
theless true. Of course, we seldom
tell them what they have been saying
or doing, it wouion t ao sue
broke off. 'Ah, here comes the dentist
and his patient. See how wild he looks.
You just ask the doctor what he did,
See if it wasn't funny.'
"The doctor came In, ushered his
patient into the operating room, spoke
few words to the nurse and followed
his patient.
"'1 came for something to relieve
my patient,' she said to me in explana
tion. 'She had a violent toothache.
"The doctor returned with a small
package, which he handed to the nurse.
He then spoke to me. saying that he
would be ready in a few minutes.
When I turned I found the nurse had
gone.
'Usually I am not in a hurry to get
into a dentist's -chair, but, being
woman and a curious one at that, was
anxious to hear what that man had
said or done when under the Influence
of the anaesthetic.
"Did vou notice that' man?" asked
the dentist as he carefully tilled my
mouth with cotton. I tried to look as
Intelligent as my gaping mouth would
let me. 'He has just taken gas to have
a nerve killed and taken out,' continued
the doctor. 'When he was returning to
consciousness he pulled a great roll of
bills out of his pocket and insisted
upon throwing them all over the place,
giving them to everybody he met In the
halls and acting generally as a mil
lionaire philanthropist gone mad. After
he bad quieted down a little he told
me confidentially that he experienced
the finest jag be had ever bad in his
life. And the funny part of that re
mark Is that neither I nor anybody
else that knows the man has ever
known or heard, of his taking a drop
of liquor. In fact, he has always as
serted that it was strictly against bis
principles to touch liquor in any form.
This is surely a funny business.'
"And shaking his head mournfully,"
continued the woman, occording to the
New York Times, "the doctor proceed
ed to make things Hvely for me."
Misunderstood.
McQueery "You're not so attentive
to Miss Roxley as 1 thought you would
be."
Hunter "No. You see er she told
me she didn't go in for social pleas
ures since her father had failed."
McQueery "Poor old man! He Is
falling dreadfully. Quite a physical
wreck."
Hunter "Gee whiz! . Is that what
she meant?" Philadelphia Ledger.
A Reminder.
Judge They say that when a man
faces a sudden danger all the events
of his past life pass over.
Ifudge That so? Well, let us go out
In my automobile.
"Why?"
"Well, the sudden danger may bring
before your mind the fact that you
borrowed $50 from me several years
ago and you've forgot to . pay it."
Baltimore Herald.
- , Cannot Escape.
"Do you think the person who com
mitted the crime will be punished?"
"Empathically, yes," said the police
ofllcial. v. -
"But you haven't discovered him
yet."
"No. But we'll keep saying we sus
pect somebody and thereby keep him
suffering the terrors of a guilty con
science." Washington Star.
Appropriately Named. '
Fumer "Gee whiz! What sort: of a
cigar is this?"
GIvver "Oh! I bought it for a nick
el. I don't just recall the brand, but
I think It .was named after some bum
actor."
Fumer'Ahl No wonder it won't
draw." Philadelphia Press.
The average man never wishes he
were a woman, but he admits a little
envjr of her when he begins , to get
bald. . -
Why Inqluire of a man when you
meet him, "How , are you?" He won't
tell you, If there Is. anything wrong.
-A good many of the men hired to
he.lp are simply in the way.
air
iave used vour Hair V
for fivev years and am greatly
picasea witn it. it certainly re
stores the original color to gray
hair. It keeps my hair soft." Mrs.
Helen Kilkenny, New Portland, Me.
Ayer's Hair Vigor has
been restoring color to
gray hair for fifty years,
and it never fails to do
this work, either.
You can rely upon it
for stopping your hair
from falling, for keeping
your scalp clean, and for
making your hair grow.
JI.60 a bottle. All drntfista.
It your druggist cannot supply yon,
send us one dollar and we will express
you a bottle. Be sure andgivo the name
ot your nearest express office. Address,
J. C. AYEIt CO , Lowell. Mass.
A Ferocious Equator.
A small boy was asked bv the teacher
wbat tbe equator was.
He thought a moment and replied :
"The equator is an imaerinarv lion
running around the earth."
CITO PsrmaDeDnr ouraa Ho tin er DerroaaneN
II 19 after first day'tiue of Dr. Kliaa's Great Nerv
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' Only a Difference In Degree.
One moaning four-year-old Rex said
in his quaint, quiet way:
telleth all his mind ; the
"The fool
wise man
keepeth it in till afterwaid.' Mother,
T don't see any difference between 'em ;
the wise man just waits awhile."
There is more Catarrn in tnis section nftna
country than all other diseases put together,
and until the last few years was supposed to be
incurable. For a great manv years doctors pro
nounced it a local disease, and prescribed local
remedies, and by constantly failing to cure
with local treatment, pronounced it incurable.
Science has proven catarrh to be a constitu
tional disease, and therefore requires constitu
tional treatment. Hall's Catarrh Cure, man
ufactured by F. J. Cheney & Co., Toledo, Ohio,
is the only constitutional cure on the market.
It is taken internally in doses from 10 drons to
a teaspoonful. It acts directly on the blood
and mucous surfaces of the system. They offer
one hundred dollars for any case it fails to
cure. Bend for circulars and testimonials. Ad
dress, F. J. CH ENE Y St CO.. Toledo. O.
Bold by Drueeists. 75c.
Hall's Family Pills are the best.
In tbe Imperative.
While the bovs of a classroom were
having a grammar lesson, the teacher
said :
"John give me a passive verb."
"Whoa!" answered John.
"Now make it active." said the
teacher. v
"Back up," replied John.
Piso'S Cure fs a retnedv for couehs. colds
and consumption. Try it. Price 25 cents,
as arnggists.
Poor Hubby.
Husband Where do you want to to
on a vacation?
Wife Oh. anywhere that's exrjens-
ive or restless. Life.-
The Klean. Kool Kitchen Kind" is the trurfe.
mark on stoves which enable you to cook in
comfort in a cool kitchen.
Will Not Write Reminiscences.
Senator Frye once refused to write
his reminiscences for a magazine, de
claring himself opposed to the telling
by public men of "tales out of school."
St Jacobs Oil
makes It the kine curs for
and
Price, 25c and 50c
lad
THE FAIRBANKS -MORSE ENGINES
ARB OPERATED OP
OAS, GASOLINE, DISTILLATE OR CRUDE OIL
GostofOpeniiion
very Horn.
so Expense men ;
Not Running
A Money Earner
le
First tod Stati sts.
PORTLAND. OR.
3i0 Market Streat
SAN FRANCISCO. CAJC
REMERSON MACHINERY CO.
(Successors to John f oole)
Foot of Morrison Street, Portland, Oregon
With us for Saw Mill and 8hingle Mill Ma
chinery. Wind Mill and Ram Pumps, Etc..
Cream Separators, regular price $ 90, now GO. .
Spring wagons $39. Buggy shafts $3.50.
You can largely increase the yield o. --
your crop by using our special fertiliz
ers. Write ior prices.
33
1 PER CENT OFF I
3 'On all Packet Seeds
For orders of $1.00 or more
(This does not include grass seeds or
garden seeds in quantity.)
If in tha market write for special net
prices.
t MANN, the SEEDMAN. :
188 Front Street, Portland, Ore.
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Alcohol, Illustrated I
CpiUrnY N Circulars;-
Tobacco
Usma'x bmuianrobe.
Lazy' truer
MI haw been troubled a great deal.
"itl wl torpid liver, which produces constipa
tion. I found CASCARETS to be all you claim
for them, and secured such relief the first trial,
that I purchased another supply and was com
pletely cured. I shall only be too glad to reo
ommend Cascareta whenever the opportunity
is presented." J. A Smith.
2920 Susquehaana Ave., Philadelphia, Pa.
Pleasant. Palatable. Potent. Taste Good. I
Good, Never Sicken, Weaken, or Gripe. 10c. 2sc. 60c
... CURE CONSTIPATION. ...
Bterliac Iwdjr Cmpaa?. Cktaac. UmIriI, K.w Yrk. KO
yn.Tfl.RKH 8oW an narameedby aliarug
HU" I U-DAU siau to CUKE Tobaoeo Habit.
AGENTS WANTED
Everywhere. Write now.
RAMBLER, OLDSMOBILE, WAVERLT k TOLEDO &
i Automobiles, J500 up. JS'
,j RAMBLER, IMPERIAL, MONARCH. CRESCENT &,
i) i BARNES Bicycles, 20 and upwards. j
8 MOTORCYCLES. ,
? Senator catalogues. -
I FRED T. MERRILL CYCLE CO. .
a Portland, Oregon.
Spokane Tacoma Seattle w-
Interested in Buggies?
Something' Comfortable and Durable ?
MITCHELL & BEE
LINE BUGGIES
Are at the head of their class for
Comfort Easy Riding
Appearance Durability
t
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WANT TO KNOW WHY?
Ask for our illustratrd pamphlets.
Mailed free.
MITCHELL, LEWIS & STAYER CO. t
, 200-206 First St., PORTLAND. OR. J ;
Also Spokane, Boise. 4--
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